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Hey, take it easy will ya!
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Hey, who's the big birthday girl, huh?
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Me!
Oh boy, hey how old are you?
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I'm this!
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Well call me when you're this, okay.
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All right here we go now.
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You got it straight, okay?
Hold it there.
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Hey, beautiful, beautiful! Okay!
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Hey, what happened here?
What's the matter, huh?
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Johnny hit me. He don't like me anymore.
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Oh, I know what you're
goin' through, ya know.
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You gave him the best three
months of your life, huh?
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Then he left you for a pail and shovel.
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What do you see in him, anyway?
What are you in love with?
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He's not in your class. He's afraid
of the dark. He wets his pants.
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When he eats, he gets food all
over his face. He's a mama's boy.
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What are you, in nursery school now?
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I guarantee you, by the time
you get to kindergarten,
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you'll forget all about him, okay?
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Hey, look who's here!
Show time! Bobby Bunny, huh?
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Here we go, kids, let's go here.
Bobby Bunny's here
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What's that?
Oh, nothing, nothing.
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Bobby Bunny just dropped
a few carrots, that's all.
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You don't have to talk all night
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I'm a man who can't say no
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You don't have to twist my arm
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Just point me where you wanna go
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Take me to the action
Take me to the track
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Take me to a party if
they're bettin' in the back
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I've been workin' all my
life can't afford to wait
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Let me call my wife so I
can tell her I'll be late
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I want the easy mmm
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Easy, easy money
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I could get lucky
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Oh, things could go right
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I want the easy
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Easy, easy money
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Maybe this one time
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Maybe tonight
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You don't have to try too hard
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I don't need a song and dance
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I don't need an invitation
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If you've got a game of chance
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Take me to the tables
Take me to the fights
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Run me like a numbers
Roll me like a dice
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When you're countin'
on a killin' always count me in
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Talk me into losing just
as long as I can win
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I want the easy
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Easy, easy money
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I want the good times
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Oh, I never had
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I want the easy
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Mmm, easy money
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Oh, I want the good life
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Mmm, I want it bad
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Easy money
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You say I fool myself
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But better me than being
a fool for someone else
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I got a hot slot machine
of a system ready to go
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Easy money
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I got a one-track mind and a good
reputation layin' on the line
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I'll either come back a bum or a king
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Baby, I don't know
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Well, let's go over today's schedule.
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It is exactly 6:33.
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It is exactly 6:34.
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At 7:00, we're meeting with the
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head of the furniture department
regarding inventory.
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Postpone the meeting.
Double-check the inventory,
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and fire the cleaning staff.
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7:20, you will crush the hopes
of the loading dock workers
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regarding better working conditions.
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Cancel the meeting,
and send out a memorandum
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that the working conditions
at the loading dock
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will remain as they have for
the past 35 years.
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Mm-hmm.
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At 7:30, we'll be meeting
with the accountants
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regarding donations and
charitable contributions.
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Cancel that meeting,
and cancel my check to Boy's Town.
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What time is Scrappleton coming?
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Uh, 7:50, with the legal
papers you requested.
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As soon as you finish with Scrappleton,
we leave for New Dorp, Staten Island
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to attend your granddaughter
Allison's wedding.
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Well, I hope she's made a better choice
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than her mother did!
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Jesus! Rose!
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How did you talk me into this?
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You should use Allison.
She's the one who has to wear it.
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It's unlucky for the bride to wear
her gown before the wedding day.
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How unlucky can she get,
look who she's marrying.
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Come on dear,
you shouldn't talk like that.
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Julio's a good boy.
Come on, Rose, will ya?
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See the guy for what he is.
He belongs to a gang.
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It's a good boy's gang.
They help people.
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Ooh, take it easy, will ya?
Oh, I'm sorry. Where'd I get you?
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If I show you where you got me
we'll never get outta here.
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All right, hold still.
I've gotta finish this.
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You gotta pick up the cake,
and mother will be here soon.
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Your mother.
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I gotta go to the john.
Monty! Oh, the dress!
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No, you're wonderful.
Allison, I need the phone.
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I'm in here!
Come on, get outta there!
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Get off, will ya?
I am so hung up on you.
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Good idea. I'll see you in church.
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Daddy!
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Don't worry, you won't
lose him, all right.
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Belinda, let's go.
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Someday I'll be out of your life.
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Yeah, right now get outta
the bathroom, all right.
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The best thing about having daughters.
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Nicky boy, it's Monty.
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Close the door.
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Yeah?
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Nicky, Rose's mother,
she's on her way over.
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So? What do you want from me?
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I need the truck.
I gotta pick up the wedding cake.
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What am I supposed to be, Allied Vans?
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You really know how to push
a friendship, you know?
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When's the last time
you did something for me?
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Hey Monty you got a
short memory, you know?
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Who drove all the way
down to Atlantic City
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to bail you out when you owed $400?
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At Belmont, you had
four losers in a row.
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Who gave you the winner in the fifth?
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The cake's for your godchild,
you ungrateful bastard you!
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All right, all right.
Give me a chance. I'm comin'.
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Where's my stuff?
By the front door. What's the rush?
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I gotta go to work.
I got a wedding to pay for.
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Don't forget the cake.
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How many years you know me?
Did I ever forget anything?
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Nicky, just in time. Beautiful!
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I don't wanna see her fucking mother!
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Was it Nicky?
No, no. It's not Nicky. No.
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Oh, it's mother!
Leave him, dear.
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Just simply walk out on him.
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His entire body is bloodshot.
He'll never change.
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Nice to see you too.
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It's gonna be so much
fun having everyone here.
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Yeah, a lot of fun, a lot of fun.
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Well, if it isn't my favorite relative.
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Oh, don't start that bullshit, all right.
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Monty, please bring
mother's luggage upstairs.
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Well what's Clive, a footstool?
No, no, Monty, let me get this.
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How can you stand him?
You've gotta get to know him.
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The wedding is gonna be wonderful.
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We never get to see you.
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The store takes up all my time.
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Mother, why do you push
yourself so hard?
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The money doesn't matter.
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When your father was alive,
he ran Monahan's like a tyrant.
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He paid the help next to nothing.
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He drove them like sled dogs.
Wonderful man.
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Wonderful! Now that he's gone,
I carry on his work.
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Rose,
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I don't know how you can
live with that man.
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We're happy just the way we are.
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Happy? Yeah, we were
until a few minutes ago.
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And we don't want a dime from you.
You understand?
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No offense.
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No offense?
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No offense?
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You are an offense!
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Why, you can barely walk erect.
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You pollute the air with your smoking.
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You reek of liquor and
God knows what else.
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You're an ecological menace!
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Yeah, well you were the
inspiration for twin beds.
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And I'll tell you something else
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Monty, don't start with mother.
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I'm not startin' nothin'.
It never ended.
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And to think of who you could
have married. Pat Flannigan.
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Do me a favor, will ya,
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don't start throwing up the
guys she could've married.
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He started out as a bricklayer.
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Now he owns his own
construction company.
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And what about Tom O'Rourke?
He started as a busboy.
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Today he has his own restaurant.
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Oh, yeah, I started out as a baby.
Today I'm a baby photographer.
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I'll see you later.
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And I'm sure you're gonna
talk about me when I'm gone.
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Where do you live, in Vermont?
What took you so long?
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Why do you let her mother get to you?
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Forget about her, will ya?
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She never wanted Rose
to marry me. Never.
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She says I drink too much,
I smoke too much, I gamble.
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She's right, but what am I gonna do?
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I can't control myself.
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I got no, uh, what's the word
I'm looking for, I got no
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Class.
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Nah, we know I got class, no.
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It's a certain word I'm looking' for.
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What's the word for someone
who can't say no?
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Sonya.
Not Sonya. No, not Sonya.
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No, I got no
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Willpower! That's the word
I'm lookin' for.
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Willpower, I got no willpower.
That's what it is.
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Yeah, willpower.
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Make a left on Elm. I got a quick shoot.
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What shoot? You didn't say
anything about a shoot.
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Leave me alone. I got enough
problems. Just take a left on Elm.
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I got a quick shoot. I'll be quick.
You can help me, all right.
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Oh, I can help you. Well, thanks.
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You really think I got no class?
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No, I don't think you got no class.
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I'm gonna be sad. Mmmmm.
Very good, okay!
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Now, I'm gonna be a monster.
Watch this, okay.
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Now the big one. Okay, the big one.
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Can you be happy?
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That's a good one! Okay, be happy.
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Okay, here we are. Smile pretty.
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Beautiful! There we go, we got it.
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The other door. The other door!
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I got it, I got it.
The other door!
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Get outta here.
Oooh! Oh!
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The cake, the cake!
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Watch out for the top.
I'm watching, I'm watching.
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It's not gonna slide
around in there, is it?
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No, I got it wedged against a toilet.
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This is just great.
My favorite system a lock.
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And I got Monty in the truck
with a wedding cake.
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I gotta pick up my mother,
take her to the beauty parlor.
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What's the tip?
Big Boy in the fifth.
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Forget it! The fifth goes off at 3:00.
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We goin' to the track?
I can't go. I got a bar to run.
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This here's a sure thing.
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It's forty to one.
Hey!
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Wake up, we're closing up.
I didn't finish my drink yet.
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You're finished now. Get outta here.
Here's your dollar.
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Come on, come on will ya.
We've got five minutes to post.
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Hey! Get the hell out of there!
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Slow down, will ya, slow down.
They're kids.
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Nicky, take care of it.
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What're you doing?
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Sixty seconds to post time.
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Are you gonna place a bet or what?
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Oh, yes, yes. I'd like the
number seven horse please.
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Thirty seconds to post time.
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I'd like to put two dollars to win,
and two dollars to place
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and two dollars to show.
Okay, buddy, good luck.
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The next time you bet,
remember, instead of saying
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two dollars to win,
two dollars to place,
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two dollars to show, just say,
two across the board.
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Gee, you mean instead of saying
What are you buyin', a house?
244
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Two dollars to place
245
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:44,902
Let's go while we're young.
246
00:15:45,111 --> 00:15:46,904
We're gonna get shut out!
247
00:15:47,113 --> 00:15:49,364
Yes, I have a friend
that wants to bet the
248
00:15:49,574 --> 00:15:50,991
number seven horse.
249
00:15:52,660 --> 00:15:55,078
Number six horse. Six horse.
250
00:15:55,288 --> 00:15:57,080
No more bets.
251
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,335
And they're off!
252
00:16:04,505 --> 00:16:09,009
Nicky, come on. We're goin' to the rail.
253
00:16:10,053 --> 00:16:12,429
Big Boy making up lots
of ground on the outside,
254
00:16:12,639 --> 00:16:14,723
moving to the fourth spot.
255
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,935
Here comes Big Boy with a rush
on the extreme outside.
256
00:16:18,978 --> 00:16:20,312
How's he doin'? How's he doin'?
257
00:16:20,521 --> 00:16:23,231
Gettin' farther ahead all the time.
Gimme those things.
258
00:16:25,443 --> 00:16:27,235
Five lengths ahead!
259
00:16:27,445 --> 00:16:29,363
Fifty bucks at forty to one!
260
00:16:29,572 --> 00:16:32,616
That's two grand apiece!
Two grand apiece!
261
00:16:35,328 --> 00:16:38,747
You dragged me out here,
you bastards, I love ya, I love ya!
262
00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:50,676
That's two grand apiece! Two G's!
263
00:16:54,597 --> 00:16:56,807
I'm goin' to Hawaii!
I'm goin' to Hawaii!
264
00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,935
He's fallin' back.
I'm not goin' to Hawaii!
265
00:17:02,981 --> 00:17:04,648
He's too far ahead to lose.
266
00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,367
Look at him!
He thinks he's water skiing!
267
00:17:17,745 --> 00:17:20,205
We were in. What happened?
Yeah, there's our winner.
268
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,625
I closed my bar! Get outta here!
269
00:17:23,835 --> 00:17:26,628
I'll kill you.
270
00:17:26,838 --> 00:17:29,131
I'll kill you, Bosco!
271
00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:32,134
I'll kill him. I'll kill you!
272
00:17:32,343 --> 00:17:35,721
There was supposed to be a fix. Crooks!
273
00:17:36,014 --> 00:17:39,099
I was gonna buy a new neon sign.
274
00:17:43,646 --> 00:17:45,522
Yeah, that's it. Step on his face!
275
00:17:45,732 --> 00:17:47,024
That son of a bitch!
276
00:17:56,534 --> 00:17:59,494
Go get him, Nicky!
277
00:17:59,704 --> 00:18:02,581
My bridesmaids' dresses are lime green.
278
00:18:02,790 --> 00:18:06,084
And my maid of honor
is wearing lime green.
279
00:18:06,377 --> 00:18:08,754
The maid of honor's dress should
always be in contrast
280
00:18:08,963 --> 00:18:09,796
to the bridesmaids.
281
00:18:10,006 --> 00:18:14,176
This is, um, delicious!
What do you call it?
282
00:18:14,385 --> 00:18:15,302
Chicken!
283
00:18:15,511 --> 00:18:17,929
I know it's chicken, dear,
but what kind?
284
00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,306
There's Kiev, there's Florentine
285
00:18:19,515 --> 00:18:21,808
Shake & bake!
286
00:18:22,018 --> 00:18:23,810
Mother, I'm glad you could come.
287
00:18:24,020 --> 00:18:26,813
I've always been sorry
you missed my wedding.
288
00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,607
You know I couldn't go to your wedding.
289
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:29,816
That's cause Daddy was there.
290
00:18:30,026 --> 00:18:32,194
Where is your father tonight, dear?
291
00:18:32,403 --> 00:18:33,528
He's taking baby pictures.
292
00:18:33,738 --> 00:18:38,408
Ha! What kind of a baby is it
that's still up at 9 at night?
293
00:18:51,422 --> 00:18:52,839
Sweetheart, watch out for this guy.
294
00:18:53,049 --> 00:18:55,842
He'll buy you a bottle of beer,
and squeeze the schlitz outta ya.
295
00:18:56,052 --> 00:18:57,677
Who is this guy?
296
00:18:57,887 --> 00:19:00,347
He's my friend. Don't worry about him.
297
00:19:00,556 --> 00:19:04,351
Excuse me, miss. I don't mean
to interrupt while you're working.
298
00:19:04,560 --> 00:19:08,105
I was wondering if you could
come over to the house
299
00:19:08,314 --> 00:19:11,358
Sunday for dinner and meet my mother?
300
00:19:11,567 --> 00:19:13,860
Do you wanna go home?
He's kiddin' around.
301
00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,364
Excuse me, pal. You got a problem here?
This is my friend.
302
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:19,908
Who are you?
Who am I?
303
00:19:20,118 --> 00:19:21,827
I'm the guy that put
the bathrooms in this joint.
304
00:19:22,036 --> 00:19:22,619
That's who I am.
305
00:19:22,829 --> 00:19:25,163
Now I know why the place
stinks, okay, pal?
306
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:30,168
Break it up, will ya? What's the matter?
307
00:19:32,713 --> 00:19:34,673
Take it easy, will ya?
308
00:19:36,509 --> 00:19:38,969
Ma?
Hmm?
309
00:19:39,512 --> 00:19:41,388
Am I pretty?
310
00:19:41,597 --> 00:19:43,974
Oh, you're beautiful, sweetheart.
311
00:19:44,517 --> 00:19:46,393
Julio's a very lucky boy.
312
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:49,896
I wanna make him happy.
313
00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:51,898
But there's so much I don't know.
314
00:19:52,108 --> 00:19:55,402
Like what?
Like about, you know.
315
00:19:55,611 --> 00:19:58,488
I know what?
You know!
316
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,950
Oh, that.
317
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,452
Didn't your father tell you
everything you need to know?
318
00:20:04,662 --> 00:20:07,956
He keeps starting,
but he never finishes.
319
00:20:08,166 --> 00:20:10,625
What do you wanna know?
320
00:20:11,919 --> 00:20:15,005
Foreplay. Have you
ever heard of foreplay?
321
00:20:15,256 --> 00:20:17,924
No, not with your father.
322
00:20:18,134 --> 00:20:20,927
It's nice we can have
these little talks.
323
00:20:21,137 --> 00:20:22,679
Let's go help Belinda pour the coffee.
324
00:20:22,889 --> 00:20:23,430
Wait, Mom.
325
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,515
How did you know that
you really loved Daddy?
326
00:20:26,058 --> 00:20:29,519
We were at Coney Island
on the ferris wheel.
327
00:20:30,062 --> 00:20:31,938
We got caught at the top.
328
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:34,024
Later on, I found out
329
00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,944
he paid the man a dollar
to stop the ride.
330
00:20:38,154 --> 00:20:40,447
Your father said things to me
331
00:20:40,656 --> 00:20:44,534
that were so sweet, so romantic.
332
00:20:45,077 --> 00:20:49,539
I said to myself,
Here's a sensitive man.
333
00:20:49,832 --> 00:20:52,209
Just once, a fuckin' four!
334
00:20:52,418 --> 00:20:55,212
Four! Got a four!
335
00:20:55,421 --> 00:20:57,214
Gimme the dice, I'm hot. Gimme the dice.
336
00:20:57,423 --> 00:21:00,217
Hold it, hold it! You won, right?
337
00:21:00,426 --> 00:21:02,719
We're ahead.
We can leave winners right now.
338
00:21:02,929 --> 00:21:04,221
Okay, so we go. Let's go.
339
00:21:04,430 --> 00:21:07,224
Double or nothin'. Come on, here we go.
340
00:21:07,433 --> 00:21:10,310
Oh, Monty!
341
00:21:30,915 --> 00:21:32,791
You did it again, huh?
342
00:21:34,335 --> 00:21:36,836
We were winners.
We could've walked away.
343
00:21:37,964 --> 00:21:40,674
That's how I am.
Once I get goin', I can't stop.
344
00:21:50,393 --> 00:21:54,354
Come on. Forget about it.
It's history. Let's go.
345
00:21:59,902 --> 00:22:03,280
Good stuff. It oughta be.
I got it off a cop.
346
00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:07,450
I'm starvin'.
Let's go to Lucky's. He's open late.
347
00:22:21,882 --> 00:22:23,258
He's closed.
348
00:22:23,467 --> 00:22:26,386
Come on, Pop's inside. He'll let us in.
349
00:22:39,942 --> 00:22:41,818
Pop's last dish.
350
00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:43,778
We're drivin' a half hour.
351
00:22:43,988 --> 00:22:46,197
The closest we came to food,
we almost hit a deer.
352
00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:47,991
Hey, there's a place.
353
00:23:00,421 --> 00:23:03,048
I'm so hungry, I could eat the waitress.
354
00:23:18,481 --> 00:23:21,441
No, no! No! It's wrong.
Nicky, it's wrong.
355
00:23:21,650 --> 00:23:24,361
I just wanna see what
It's wrong!
356
00:23:25,905 --> 00:23:28,865
It's wedding cake flavor.
I love wedding cake.
357
00:23:29,116 --> 00:23:30,784
Why don't you get married?
358
00:23:33,996 --> 00:23:35,997
Let me just lick the bride.
359
00:23:37,083 --> 00:23:38,875
That's my daughter!
360
00:23:39,085 --> 00:23:42,921
It's a little plastic thing.
It's not your daughter.
361
00:23:46,008 --> 00:23:48,885
Only one little flower each.
362
00:23:49,095 --> 00:23:51,888
There's a lot of little flowers.
Nobody will know the difference.
363
00:23:52,098 --> 00:23:54,391
Forget about it. Let's get outta here.
364
00:23:54,600 --> 00:23:56,976
And don't drive fast. You're drunk.
365
00:23:57,520 --> 00:23:59,979
Don't worry about it.
I drive better when I'm drunk.
366
00:24:05,027 --> 00:24:07,404
You got a weird sense of humor.
You know that?
367
00:24:07,613 --> 00:24:09,781
You laugh at everything.
Weather reports, car chase.
368
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:11,449
You laugh at everything.
369
00:24:11,659 --> 00:24:13,952
Keep it straight, will ya?
You're swerving all over the place.
370
00:24:14,161 --> 00:24:16,830
I'm goin' straight.
I'm on the yellow line, I told ya.
371
00:24:17,039 --> 00:24:19,165
Move over to one side.
The other side! What are ya doin?
372
00:24:19,375 --> 00:24:21,543
You're on the other side! Get over here!
373
00:24:21,752 --> 00:24:23,670
Keep to the right!
Get your hands off the wheel!
374
00:24:23,879 --> 00:24:25,338
Nicky look out!
375
00:24:30,177 --> 00:24:32,512
My head! I hit my head!
376
00:24:34,265 --> 00:24:36,141
What's so funny?
Everything's funny to you.
377
00:24:36,350 --> 00:24:37,058
You laugh and laugh.
378
00:24:37,268 --> 00:24:39,561
Watch the road, will ya?
Will you watch the road?
379
00:24:39,770 --> 00:24:44,607
I lost my joint. Where's my joint?
380
00:24:44,817 --> 00:24:46,568
Just watch the road, asshole.
381
00:24:49,405 --> 00:24:51,197
Move the car, Nicky, the car!
382
00:25:14,221 --> 00:25:15,805
You got some aspirin?
383
00:25:37,369 --> 00:25:39,829
I'm sorry. It was an emergency.
384
00:26:08,067 --> 00:26:10,944
You sure this is a good idea?
Daddy.
385
00:26:11,153 --> 00:26:13,446
Isn't she beautiful?
386
00:26:13,656 --> 00:26:17,033
Yeah, but who's that with her?
387
00:26:19,912 --> 00:26:22,330
What do you see in this guy?
388
00:26:22,540 --> 00:26:25,291
He has everything I ever wanted.
389
00:26:25,501 --> 00:26:27,252
You don't ask for much, do you?
390
00:26:28,128 --> 00:26:30,296
Did your mother tell you
everything you need to know?
391
00:26:30,506 --> 00:26:31,965
She taught me how to fry bananas.
392
00:26:32,174 --> 00:26:33,049
Oh, beautiful!
393
00:26:33,259 --> 00:26:36,386
You'll end up working
in a Spanish restaurant.
394
00:26:45,980 --> 00:26:47,355
You're not pregnant, are you?
395
00:26:47,565 --> 00:26:50,066
Daddy! The way you brought me up?
396
00:26:50,276 --> 00:26:51,859
All right.
397
00:27:06,584 --> 00:27:10,044
Welcome, Allison. Welcome, Julio.
398
00:27:17,845 --> 00:27:21,306
Julio Vidal O'Campo,
will you have Allison
399
00:27:22,725 --> 00:27:26,060
Juliana Capuletti, to be your wife,
400
00:27:27,229 --> 00:27:28,813
to live together in the
covenant of marriage?
401
00:27:29,023 --> 00:27:30,648
Shhh!
402
00:27:30,858 --> 00:27:34,277
Will you love her, comfort her,
honor her and keep her
403
00:27:34,486 --> 00:27:36,779
in sickness and in health,
404
00:27:36,989 --> 00:27:39,532
and foresaking all others,
be faithful to her
405
00:27:39,742 --> 00:27:41,284
for as long as you both shall live?
406
00:27:41,493 --> 00:27:42,827
I do.
407
00:27:43,370 --> 00:27:47,248
Where's your father?
He's directing traffic.
408
00:27:47,458 --> 00:27:51,252
Please, let's go. Get outta here.
Come on, towards me.
409
00:27:51,462 --> 00:27:56,758
Back up, back up!
Turn the wheel to the right. The wheel!
410
00:27:56,967 --> 00:27:58,676
Where're you goin',
what's happening here?
411
00:27:58,886 --> 00:27:59,761
We gotta get outta here.
412
00:27:59,970 --> 00:28:03,348
Hold it, will ya, he ain't goin' nowhere.
What's your problem?
413
00:28:15,319 --> 00:28:17,153
Hey!
414
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,155
Whoo!
415
00:28:19,406 --> 00:28:20,615
Hey!
416
00:28:24,328 --> 00:28:25,662
Whoo!
417
00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:35,213
Why didn't he fix the walk?
It's been this way for months!
418
00:29:10,582 --> 00:29:13,459
Why can't you make everybody happy
and shake hands with this kid?
419
00:29:13,669 --> 00:29:15,461
Not me.
Shake hands with him.
420
00:29:15,671 --> 00:29:17,547
Go ahead.
421
00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,217
Look at him, look at him.
422
00:29:21,427 --> 00:29:23,553
If I look at him, I won't shake hands!
423
00:29:23,846 --> 00:29:26,013
Look at him. Go ahead.
424
00:29:28,350 --> 00:29:30,727
Now look, Julio.
We're family now, all right?
425
00:29:30,936 --> 00:29:33,730
Just do the right thing.
Make Allison happy.
426
00:29:33,939 --> 00:29:35,690
She's a great girl.
427
00:29:35,899 --> 00:29:39,318
I know, I lived with her for 18 years.
428
00:29:39,862 --> 00:29:42,363
Can I call you dad?
429
00:29:44,992 --> 00:29:48,828
Oh, it's wonderful to
see you two get along.
430
00:29:57,087 --> 00:29:59,213
Good-bye, honey!
431
00:30:09,933 --> 00:30:12,351
Hey, what are we doin' here,
my glass is empty.
432
00:30:12,561 --> 00:30:14,228
Come on, will ya?
433
00:30:33,332 --> 00:30:34,749
Wow.
434
00:30:35,876 --> 00:30:37,668
This is it.
435
00:30:37,878 --> 00:30:41,005
Yeah, our first motel room.
436
00:31:13,330 --> 00:31:16,290
Okay, let's get the guy up
here who paid for this shindig.
437
00:31:27,344 --> 00:31:29,804
Hold it, hold it. Let him talk.
438
00:31:30,347 --> 00:31:33,224
I got nothin' to say, Nicky.
Then sing a song. I sang.
439
00:31:33,433 --> 00:31:36,310
I can't sing. Are you kiddin'?
Sing La Consonetta.
440
00:31:38,856 --> 00:31:41,232
I'm no Sinatra, but here it goes. Okay?
441
00:31:47,865 --> 00:31:51,826
Some think the world was
made for fun and frolic
442
00:31:52,369 --> 00:31:55,413
And so do I and so do I
443
00:31:55,873 --> 00:31:59,834
Some think it's right
to be so melancholic
444
00:32:00,377 --> 00:32:03,337
They'll pine and sigh
they'll pine and sigh
445
00:32:03,881 --> 00:32:07,884
But I, I like to spend
my time a-singing
446
00:32:08,093 --> 00:32:11,470
Some joyous song some joyous song
447
00:32:12,014 --> 00:32:15,892
To set the air with music ever ringing
448
00:32:16,101 --> 00:32:19,896
Is far from wrong is far from wrong
449
00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:23,482
Hark it, hark it music from afar
450
00:32:24,026 --> 00:32:26,611
Hark it, hark it with a happy heart
451
00:32:27,029 --> 00:32:31,449
Funiculi, funicula funiculi, funicula
452
00:32:31,658 --> 00:32:34,827
Joy is everywhere funiculi, funicula
453
00:32:35,037 --> 00:32:38,497
Hark it, hark it music from afar
454
00:32:38,999 --> 00:32:41,792
Hark it, hark it with a happy heart
455
00:32:42,002 --> 00:32:46,923
Funiculi, funicula funiculi, funicula
456
00:32:47,132 --> 00:32:50,343
Joy is everywhere funiculi, funicula
457
00:32:50,552 --> 00:32:53,930
Hark it, hark it music from afar
458
00:32:54,139 --> 00:32:57,350
Hark it, hark it with a happy heart
459
00:32:57,559 --> 00:33:01,938
Funiculi, funicula funiculi, funicula
460
00:33:02,147 --> 00:33:09,028
Joy is everywhere funiculi, funicula
461
00:34:07,129 --> 00:34:08,754
How do I look?
462
00:34:12,134 --> 00:34:13,843
You look beautiful.
463
00:34:36,658 --> 00:34:39,660
I always dreamed about my wedding day.
464
00:34:41,288 --> 00:34:43,622
I guess I never thought about the night.
465
00:35:07,189 --> 00:35:09,023
Be gentle with me.
466
00:35:20,702 --> 00:35:22,620
Julio!
467
00:35:22,829 --> 00:35:25,122
This is foreplay.
468
00:35:25,332 --> 00:35:29,585
I have a headache.
I don't wanna touch your head.
469
00:35:29,795 --> 00:35:32,588
Please, Julio, I've never
been with a man before.
470
00:35:32,798 --> 00:35:34,590
Neither have I!
471
00:35:34,800 --> 00:35:36,258
Julio!
472
00:35:41,223 --> 00:35:44,475
What's wrong with you?
I don't know what to do.
473
00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:49,105
I brought a book.
A book?
474
00:35:55,237 --> 00:35:57,113
El Joyo de Sexo.
475
00:35:57,322 --> 00:36:00,157
It's in Spanish.
I'm gonna translate it for you.
476
00:36:00,367 --> 00:36:03,702
It has a very happy ending.
You're gonna love it.
477
00:36:13,213 --> 00:36:15,172
Allison?
478
00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:18,092
What do you want from me, Julio?
479
00:36:18,844 --> 00:36:21,428
I never seen anything like that.
480
00:36:22,848 --> 00:36:25,141
Try to understand.
481
00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:28,144
I keep hearing my father say, Don't.
482
00:36:28,353 --> 00:36:31,188
He meant before you were married.
483
00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:38,737
I'm not so sure.
You don't know my father.
484
00:36:42,284 --> 00:36:44,243
Allison,
485
00:36:46,288 --> 00:36:47,997
listen to me.
486
00:36:50,750 --> 00:36:54,128
My cousin once knew a guy,
487
00:36:55,380 --> 00:36:59,175
and the guy went out with a virgin
488
00:36:59,384 --> 00:37:01,385
for six months.
489
00:37:02,888 --> 00:37:07,683
And on their wedding night,
when they got married,
490
00:37:07,893 --> 00:37:11,270
and they wanted to consummate
the marriage,
491
00:37:12,814 --> 00:37:15,024
the woman wouldn't let him.
492
00:37:17,819 --> 00:37:20,696
And in the morning,
493
00:37:20,906 --> 00:37:23,240
they found the guy dead
494
00:37:24,826 --> 00:37:27,786
in the bed next to her.
495
00:37:30,332 --> 00:37:33,250
Oh.
Allison?
496
00:37:35,420 --> 00:37:37,630
I don't wanna die.
497
00:37:41,843 --> 00:37:45,221
You're my wife.
Yeah.
498
00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:48,807
I love you.
Yeah.
499
00:37:49,351 --> 00:37:51,268
We're all alone.
500
00:37:52,938 --> 00:37:55,231
And your father,
501
00:37:55,440 --> 00:37:57,816
he is a million miles away.
502
00:38:04,866 --> 00:38:06,784
Hello?
503
00:38:06,993 --> 00:38:12,248
Julio, I just wanna say
good night to my little baby.
504
00:38:12,457 --> 00:38:14,291
My father!
505
00:38:18,380 --> 00:38:22,258
You hung up on my father?
I wouldn't hang up on your father.
506
00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,677
You wouldn't understand my father.
507
00:38:24,886 --> 00:38:28,264
Yeah, well, I'm not so sure
I understand you either.
508
00:38:28,473 --> 00:38:32,351
Well then why don't you go spend your
wedding night with your father then?
509
00:38:35,397 --> 00:38:37,856
Okay, I will!
510
00:38:48,285 --> 00:38:50,744
Monty, don't forget to fix the walk.
511
00:38:50,954 --> 00:38:51,996
Yeah.
512
00:39:07,929 --> 00:39:10,097
Watch it, watch it!
Watch where you're goin'!
513
00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,851
My air mail!
514
00:39:14,060 --> 00:39:15,644
Oh, my air mail!
515
00:39:28,408 --> 00:39:30,868
Listen to me. I want my wife back.
516
00:39:31,244 --> 00:39:32,870
Well, look who's here. Don Juan.
517
00:39:33,079 --> 00:39:36,332
It's your fault she left me, man.
What, am I responsible?
518
00:39:36,541 --> 00:39:39,293
When Eddie Fisher broke up with Debbie,
you blame me for that too, huh?
519
00:39:39,502 --> 00:39:40,627
She don't wanna see ya.
520
00:39:40,837 --> 00:39:42,880
You gotta help me, man.
You gotta help me.
521
00:39:43,089 --> 00:39:46,383
Give her time.
She'll come back when she's ready.
522
00:39:46,593 --> 00:39:48,969
You oughta give her a few drinks.
523
00:39:49,179 --> 00:39:51,096
That's how I got her mother ready.
524
00:39:59,689 --> 00:40:00,773
I'm in.
525
00:40:01,900 --> 00:40:03,859
It's up to you, Paddy.
Yeah.
526
00:40:04,861 --> 00:40:08,364
What the hell is that you got on?
This? This used to be a shirt.
527
00:40:08,573 --> 00:40:10,407
You know Rose.
She don't throw nothin' out.
528
00:40:10,617 --> 00:40:11,909
She keeps lookin' at the cuffs.
529
00:40:12,118 --> 00:40:14,411
Soon as they get frayed,
it becomes a short-sleeve shirt.
530
00:40:14,621 --> 00:40:16,914
When the collar goes,
I end up with a pajama top.
531
00:40:17,082 --> 00:40:19,875
Right now I got 23
short-sleeve pajama tops.
532
00:40:20,085 --> 00:40:23,379
You know what I found in the closet?
A hundred 1978 calendars.
533
00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,381
That's Rose!
534
00:40:25,590 --> 00:40:28,425
I tell ya, if 1978 ever comes back,
we're in great shape, ya know.
535
00:40:28,635 --> 00:40:30,928
Hey, are we gonna talk
or we gonna play cards?
536
00:40:34,265 --> 00:40:35,641
He'll talk.
537
00:40:39,020 --> 00:40:41,897
Nicky, take it easy.
538
00:40:42,107 --> 00:40:44,983
Take it easy, Nicky. He didn't mean it.
539
00:40:48,071 --> 00:40:50,197
Monty, the phone.
540
00:40:51,658 --> 00:40:53,492
Hello? Hello?
541
00:40:54,536 --> 00:40:56,995
Monty, you have to pick it up.
542
00:41:05,004 --> 00:41:07,881
You got the wrong number.
There's nobody home. We're asleep.
543
00:41:08,633 --> 00:41:11,009
Mr. Capuletti?
544
00:41:12,554 --> 00:41:16,014
Are you there?
Monty, who is it, Monty?
545
00:41:23,815 --> 00:41:27,609
Hello, hello! Anyone there?
546
00:41:28,403 --> 00:41:30,779
Ah, ah.
547
00:41:33,825 --> 00:41:36,243
Who know a Scrappleton?
548
00:41:36,453 --> 00:41:38,787
That's mother's lawyer.
549
00:41:44,294 --> 00:41:47,212
Yeah. Yeah?
550
00:41:47,422 --> 00:41:49,882
That's awful!
551
00:41:50,842 --> 00:41:54,720
No, no. I'm sorry. I'll tell her.
552
00:41:54,929 --> 00:41:56,805
I'll tell her. I'm sorry.
553
00:41:57,849 --> 00:42:00,184
Monty, what happened?
554
00:42:02,353 --> 00:42:06,648
Rose, you better sit down for this.
555
00:42:11,362 --> 00:42:14,823
Is it mother?
556
00:42:15,366 --> 00:42:18,160
Rose, there was a plane crash.
557
00:42:19,496 --> 00:42:23,290
Your mother earned her wings.
558
00:42:24,334 --> 00:42:28,795
It's all right. It's all right, baby.
559
00:42:30,048 --> 00:42:31,882
And to my nephew Clive,
560
00:42:32,091 --> 00:42:34,384
son of my beloved departed brother,
561
00:42:34,594 --> 00:42:37,888
whom I've undertaken to
raise as a son of my own,
562
00:42:38,097 --> 00:42:41,892
in as much as he has always
led a simple, virtuous life,
563
00:42:42,101 --> 00:42:45,395
and because it is my wish
that he continue to do so,
564
00:42:45,605 --> 00:42:50,442
I bequeath to him an additional
income of $5,000 a year
565
00:42:50,652 --> 00:42:52,486
for the rest of his life.
566
00:42:52,695 --> 00:42:55,989
Ah there must be some mistake, Dan.
567
00:42:56,533 --> 00:42:59,952
There must be some more zeroes.
No.
568
00:43:00,161 --> 00:43:01,954
Um, a comma?
569
00:43:02,163 --> 00:43:03,956
No.
570
00:43:04,499 --> 00:43:06,500
To my beloved daughter, Rose,
571
00:43:06,793 --> 00:43:10,671
burdened as she is with
cares and responsibilities,
572
00:43:10,880 --> 00:43:13,757
I bequeath the remainder of my estate,
573
00:43:13,967 --> 00:43:16,593
which includes
Monahan's Department Store,
574
00:43:16,803 --> 00:43:19,179
estimated worth, $10 million.
575
00:43:19,389 --> 00:43:21,181
Oh!
576
00:43:21,391 --> 00:43:24,184
If, and only if, her husband Monty
577
00:43:24,394 --> 00:43:26,186
can reform himself in one year.
578
00:43:26,396 --> 00:43:29,147
What kind of reform you talking' about?
579
00:43:29,357 --> 00:43:32,734
There is a codicil attached
to the will, Mr. Capalooti.
580
00:43:32,944 --> 00:43:35,612
That's Capuletti.
Mr. Capuletti.
581
00:43:35,822 --> 00:43:39,741
Which lists the activities
which are to be proscribed:
582
00:43:39,951 --> 00:43:44,788
That is, the things
you must refrain from.
583
00:43:52,338 --> 00:43:54,715
No smoking.
No philandering.
584
00:43:54,924 --> 00:43:56,925
No gambling.
No drugs.
585
00:43:57,135 --> 00:43:58,135
No alcohol.
586
00:43:58,344 --> 00:44:00,804
No alcohol? Does that go for beer too?
587
00:44:01,014 --> 00:44:02,222
Certainly.
588
00:44:02,432 --> 00:44:06,268
And you must weigh not more
than 175 pounds.
589
00:44:06,477 --> 00:44:07,728
Uh, question?
590
00:44:07,937 --> 00:44:11,773
Assuming Monty can't reform,
perish the thought
591
00:44:11,983 --> 00:44:14,776
Oh, then you get the money.
592
00:44:14,986 --> 00:44:16,820
I do?
593
00:44:29,083 --> 00:44:32,252
Forget about it. I'm not doin' it.
You're right, forget it.
594
00:44:32,462 --> 00:44:37,341
Daddy, come on, you can do it!
It's $10 million!
595
00:44:39,218 --> 00:44:40,761
Oh, and Mr. Capalooti,
596
00:44:40,970 --> 00:44:43,764
should you decide to accept these terms,
597
00:44:43,973 --> 00:44:47,351
remember we'll be watching you.
598
00:44:49,896 --> 00:44:53,857
I need a drink and a cigarette
so I can think this over, ya know.
599
00:44:55,777 --> 00:44:58,153
Twelve months? Forget about it.
600
00:44:58,363 --> 00:45:00,656
You can do that standing on your head.
601
00:45:00,865 --> 00:45:02,240
It's easy money.
602
00:45:02,533 --> 00:45:04,451
Hey, that's a lot of money, Monty.
603
00:45:04,661 --> 00:45:06,953
That could parlay
into a fortune for you.
604
00:45:08,164 --> 00:45:11,458
I couldn't care less,
Monty, but think of the kids.
605
00:45:12,001 --> 00:45:15,462
Think about mommy.
Think of your wife, and your kids.
606
00:45:19,050 --> 00:45:21,510
Think of me, ya bum!
607
00:46:09,642 --> 00:46:11,977
Monty, breakfast is ready.
608
00:46:13,229 --> 00:46:15,105
Oh, breakfast. Beautiful.
609
00:46:15,314 --> 00:46:17,649
I stopped smoking. I'm starvin'.
610
00:46:17,859 --> 00:46:20,235
Dad, pass the syrup.
Here, here.
611
00:46:22,238 --> 00:46:24,489
Rose, you gave me the wrong plate.
612
00:46:24,699 --> 00:46:26,992
Where's the rest of my eggs
and my home fries?
613
00:46:27,702 --> 00:46:30,662
These are the rest of your eggs,
these are your home fries,
614
00:46:30,872 --> 00:46:33,707
and this is applesauce.
615
00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:42,132
Belinda, I can't eat all my home fries.
Want some home fries?
616
00:46:42,341 --> 00:46:44,134
No, thanks.
617
00:46:44,343 --> 00:46:47,846
Here, Monty.
Oohhh, pass them to Belinda.
618
00:46:48,055 --> 00:46:50,307
If you wanna lose weight,
you should start now.
619
00:46:53,770 --> 00:46:55,645
Ooh, food.
620
00:46:55,855 --> 00:46:58,690
It's a tough give-up.
Allison, eat.
621
00:46:58,900 --> 00:47:01,735
Allison, you gotta eat.
622
00:47:02,278 --> 00:47:03,737
I know marriage is rough.
623
00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,199
It's not all moonlight and canoes.
That's in the movies.
624
00:47:07,408 --> 00:47:10,202
I don't wanna talk about it.
What's the matter with you?
625
00:47:10,411 --> 00:47:13,747
You don't eat. You don't talk to no one.
626
00:47:14,248 --> 00:47:16,666
You lock yourself in
your room all night.
627
00:47:16,876 --> 00:47:19,503
The way you're carrying on,
you'll never meet another guy.
628
00:47:27,136 --> 00:47:28,428
What'd I say?
629
00:47:28,638 --> 00:47:30,430
You'll never meet another guy.
630
00:47:30,640 --> 00:47:32,349
Take out the garbage.
631
00:47:34,018 --> 00:47:36,186
Take out the garbage.
632
00:47:36,395 --> 00:47:39,648
I didn't even eat,
I gotta take out the garbage.
633
00:47:42,819 --> 00:47:44,778
Hi.
634
00:47:56,833 --> 00:47:59,292
She ain't worth $10 million.
635
00:48:03,422 --> 00:48:05,423
$5 million, maybe.
636
00:49:02,148 --> 00:49:04,566
Hey, not here! Not here!
637
00:49:04,775 --> 00:49:07,569
I'm your new neighbor, Bill Jones.
You can call me Bill.
638
00:49:07,778 --> 00:49:10,530
Not here! Why don't you take
him on your property, huh?
639
00:49:10,740 --> 00:49:12,949
Take it easy, you interrupt
King's business he gets very upset.
640
00:49:13,159 --> 00:49:15,577
What makes you think I wanna
inherit his business?
641
00:49:15,786 --> 00:49:17,579
If you feel so bad, I'll clean it up.
642
00:49:17,788 --> 00:49:18,538
Sure.
643
00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:22,167
So you're Monty Capuletti.
Congratulations on your daughter's wedding.
644
00:49:22,376 --> 00:49:25,962
Some party, I heard about.
What am I telling you for, you were there.
645
00:49:26,172 --> 00:49:29,549
Look, I'm your next door neighbor now,
so we gotta get to be good buddies.
646
00:49:29,759 --> 00:49:32,969
I wanna have a relationship. Most important
thing for us, we gotta have a good rapport.
647
00:49:33,179 --> 00:49:35,055
Wait till you meet Ginger.
She's my better half.
648
00:49:35,264 --> 00:49:38,558
I already saw your better half.
In fact, I saw more than half.
649
00:49:38,768 --> 00:49:41,561
She's a dynamite girl. I met her
in Vegas a couple of years ago.
650
00:49:41,771 --> 00:49:44,606
Oh, man, she's a loving,
caring, sharing person.
651
00:49:44,815 --> 00:49:46,483
Someone maybe one day you
can become friendly with.
652
00:49:46,692 --> 00:49:48,652
I needed you two to move in next door.
653
00:49:48,861 --> 00:49:51,363
I'm nervous enough this morning.
Are you kiddin'?
654
00:49:51,572 --> 00:49:54,115
Nervous, maybe you need a little smoke.
655
00:49:54,325 --> 00:49:57,118
Little ups, little downs, little something.
I got anything you need.
656
00:49:57,328 --> 00:49:58,828
What are you talkin' to
me about drugs for?
657
00:49:59,038 --> 00:50:00,622
I got my daughter here.
She's 12 years old.
658
00:50:00,831 --> 00:50:03,583
Look, you got a connection in
the family already, stick with it.
659
00:50:03,793 --> 00:50:07,003
But just this once, I'll tell you what,
my friend. Let me be Santa Claus.
660
00:50:07,213 --> 00:50:10,674
There's one, two, from me to you.
We'll take a hike. Come on pouchy.
661
00:50:28,901 --> 00:50:32,946
One, two, three, four, five,
six, seven, eight, nine, ten.
662
00:50:35,658 --> 00:50:39,202
Two, four, six, eight, ten.
Two, four, six, eight, ten.
663
00:50:49,964 --> 00:50:51,756
This is ridiculous.
664
00:50:51,966 --> 00:50:54,259
But daddy, jogging's good for you.
665
00:50:54,468 --> 00:50:58,805
Thanks to jogging, more people than
ever are dropping dead in perfect health.
666
00:51:10,609 --> 00:51:12,861
Five more.
667
00:51:16,407 --> 00:51:20,201
Celebrity Pizza.
Send over the usual. Eight pies.
668
00:51:20,411 --> 00:51:23,788
Two Lollo Brigidas, two
Jerry Vales, two Pavarottis,
669
00:51:23,956 --> 00:51:25,749
one Caruso and a Frank Nitti.
670
00:51:25,958 --> 00:51:29,044
Monty, is that you?
Yeah. I got a cold.
671
00:51:34,884 --> 00:51:37,761
Stay right there. I'll get some money.
672
00:51:38,888 --> 00:51:40,013
C'mon, what am I asking for?
673
00:51:40,222 --> 00:51:42,265
One slice.
You can stay up late, all right?
674
00:51:46,937 --> 00:51:48,980
The top one had anchovies.
675
00:51:53,944 --> 00:51:55,278
All right, who's in?
676
00:51:58,491 --> 00:52:00,909
Come on, pick the date he blows it.
677
00:52:09,919 --> 00:52:11,836
Great guy you are, you know that?
678
00:52:12,046 --> 00:52:15,340
Can't wait till he blows it, huh?
Bettin' on it and everything.
679
00:52:15,549 --> 00:52:17,884
Listen to you.
What, are you some kind of altar boy?
680
00:52:18,177 --> 00:52:20,178
Huh? You're some influence.
681
00:52:20,387 --> 00:52:22,806
You gamble in front of him,
you drink in front of him.
682
00:52:23,057 --> 00:52:25,266
Hey, Monty see, Monty do, you know.
683
00:52:30,981 --> 00:52:35,360
Hector, Hector. Don't push me.
684
00:52:35,569 --> 00:52:38,363
Listen to me. It's gonna work.
685
00:52:38,572 --> 00:52:40,365
See these pennies?
686
00:52:40,574 --> 00:52:44,869
You take these pennies, you throw 'em
at the window, and I'll be in the bush.
687
00:52:45,079 --> 00:52:47,330
I saw it in a movie once.
It's gonna work perfect.
688
00:52:47,540 --> 00:52:50,750
If you need any help, just listen
to what I'm gonna tell you to say.
689
00:52:50,960 --> 00:52:53,378
Go on. Go get 'em.
690
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:56,881
Where you going?
I'll be in the bush.
691
00:52:57,091 --> 00:52:58,883
Throw the pennies.
692
00:52:59,093 --> 00:53:02,011
You're gonna be behind the bush?
I'll be right here.
693
00:53:14,525 --> 00:53:15,900
Who's there?
694
00:53:21,031 --> 00:53:23,992
Hey. How are you?
695
00:53:26,036 --> 00:53:28,163
I was just, uh
696
00:53:29,081 --> 00:53:30,874
I was in the neighborhood,
697
00:53:31,083 --> 00:53:34,919
and thought I'd stop by,
see what's cooking.
698
00:53:35,129 --> 00:53:38,464
That Julio?
Yeah.
699
00:53:40,509 --> 00:53:43,928
What do I say?
Tell her to come down.
700
00:53:44,138 --> 00:53:46,347
Prove to her you're the man.
701
00:53:48,517 --> 00:53:51,227
Come down. I'm the man.
702
00:53:51,437 --> 00:53:53,938
Get tough. Tell her you're bad.
703
00:53:54,148 --> 00:53:55,815
I'm bad.
Like you mean it.
704
00:53:56,025 --> 00:54:00,028
Allison! I'm bad.
705
00:54:00,571 --> 00:54:02,947
No, no, no!
706
00:54:03,157 --> 00:54:04,782
Jump up and down.
707
00:54:05,659 --> 00:54:09,078
I am so bad! I am so bad!
Be angry.
708
00:54:09,288 --> 00:54:12,916
Who are you talking to?
Julio and the hedge.
709
00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:15,960
I'm so bad, I should be in detention.
710
00:54:16,170 --> 00:54:18,504
No, no. Be mean.
711
00:54:19,048 --> 00:54:21,549
Wave your arms.
Make believe you're angry.
712
00:54:21,842 --> 00:54:23,468
Listen to me.
713
00:54:23,677 --> 00:54:25,303
I'm not that kind of guy
714
00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:28,973
that's gonna start playing around
in the driveway of a tract house!
715
00:54:29,183 --> 00:54:33,061
I'm not gonna lose my temper
in front of the woman that I love!
716
00:54:35,606 --> 00:54:38,483
Get on your knees. Beg her.
717
00:54:38,692 --> 00:54:41,569
Tell her you're thinking
of killing yourself.
718
00:54:44,615 --> 00:54:48,076
No. I don't talk like that.
719
00:54:48,619 --> 00:54:52,288
Do you hear me? I don't talk like that.
720
00:54:53,582 --> 00:54:57,961
If you know so much about women,
you talk to her.
721
00:54:58,212 --> 00:55:00,505
The hedge, Allison Capuletti.
722
00:55:00,714 --> 00:55:03,967
Allison, the hedge has
a few words to say to you.
723
00:55:04,718 --> 00:55:08,513
I don't know what to say.
Oh, now you don't know what to say!
724
00:55:08,722 --> 00:55:12,517
Allison, Julio's very unhappy.
725
00:55:12,726 --> 00:55:16,771
You made a fool out of me!
Get off of my ear! Let go of my leg!
726
00:55:22,528 --> 00:55:25,530
Saturday lunch.
I can have a piece of fruit, citrus,
727
00:55:25,739 --> 00:55:27,532
or four ounces of fish.
728
00:55:27,741 --> 00:55:29,534
I think I'll have the fruit.
729
00:55:29,743 --> 00:55:31,744
Sometimes with the fish,
these guys go over.
730
00:55:31,954 --> 00:55:33,037
What'll you have, buddy?
731
00:55:33,247 --> 00:55:36,499
Two with sauerkraut and a Yoo-Hoo.
Got it.
732
00:55:36,709 --> 00:55:41,045
Two with sauerkraut. Yoo-Hoo.
733
00:55:41,255 --> 00:55:44,590
What do you want, buddy?
Nothin'. I'll just smell his.
734
00:55:52,141 --> 00:55:54,058
You know why I'm going
through this whole thing, Nicky?
735
00:55:54,268 --> 00:55:56,060
For my kids, that's why.
736
00:55:56,270 --> 00:55:59,063
That's the greatest love in the world,
your kids. You can't beat it.
737
00:55:59,273 --> 00:56:02,567
That's why you do things.
That's love, for your kids.
738
00:56:02,776 --> 00:56:05,069
See what I mean, see that man
over there with his kid?
739
00:56:05,279 --> 00:56:09,073
That's love. Look at the way he loves
the kid, bouncing him on his knee.
740
00:56:09,283 --> 00:56:11,159
That's love, baby, I'll tell you that.
741
00:56:11,368 --> 00:56:14,579
There he is!
Thank goodness he's all right!
742
00:56:14,788 --> 00:56:17,457
What's going on? I'm sitting here minding
my business, he jumped on my lap.
743
00:56:17,666 --> 00:56:19,459
Get away from my kid!
Everybody calm down.
744
00:56:19,668 --> 00:56:21,586
Do you have some identification, sir?
It's in my other raincoat.
745
00:56:21,795 --> 00:56:24,297
Didn't I tell you to never wander
away from mommy again?
746
00:56:24,506 --> 00:56:26,674
Spit that out right now!
747
00:56:34,641 --> 00:56:36,392
Come on.
748
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:42,690
It's all ready. Come on, give it a shot.
749
00:56:47,738 --> 00:56:50,198
You gotta go 30 miles an hour
750
00:56:50,491 --> 00:56:52,992
for 15 minutes for it to do anything.
751
00:56:54,370 --> 00:56:56,954
Come on, faster, faster. Come on.
752
00:56:57,164 --> 00:56:59,499
Faster. You gotta get it up to speed.
753
00:56:59,708 --> 00:57:02,168
Faster, faster, faster!
754
00:57:04,088 --> 00:57:07,006
Faster. 30 miles. Faster. Faster.
755
00:57:07,216 --> 00:57:11,803
Oh, my!
Oh, no! Oh.
756
00:57:18,644 --> 00:57:21,229
Come on. Keep quiet.
Keep your head down.
757
00:57:21,772 --> 00:57:23,648
Is my hair too flat?
No.
758
00:57:23,857 --> 00:57:25,775
You look great. Come on.
759
00:57:26,860 --> 00:57:30,655
Come on, Julio. Okay. Gimme that.
760
00:57:30,864 --> 00:57:34,617
It's locked.
Let's go play Space Invaders.
761
00:57:34,910 --> 00:57:37,161
No. We'll go up the drain pipe.
762
00:57:37,371 --> 00:57:40,123
Don't worry about it.
Everything's gonna be all right.
763
00:57:40,332 --> 00:57:44,043
I will not. I won't go up that way.
All you gotta do is climb up.
764
00:57:44,253 --> 00:57:46,170
Come on. Come on.
765
00:57:46,380 --> 00:57:48,589
You can do it! You bad!
766
00:57:50,759 --> 00:57:53,761
I had to hook up with
the only virgin in New York.
767
00:57:53,971 --> 00:57:56,639
Didn't they teach this at school?
768
00:57:56,849 --> 00:57:59,684
They taught math at your school,
but you can't divide.
769
00:57:59,893 --> 00:58:01,811
At least I can multiply.
770
00:58:03,313 --> 00:58:05,690
You sure this is Allison's bedroom?
771
00:58:05,899 --> 00:58:08,776
I know this place like
the back of my hand.
772
00:58:18,829 --> 00:58:20,163
What happened?
773
00:58:20,372 --> 00:58:23,749
I got the back of my
hand stuck in the toilet.
774
00:58:31,925 --> 00:58:35,386
Listen to me. You gotta be quiet.
775
00:58:35,929 --> 00:58:37,638
We gotta be quiet.
776
00:58:40,434 --> 00:58:42,810
Where's the light?
Shh!
777
00:58:44,438 --> 00:58:46,355
That isn't a light.
778
00:58:47,065 --> 00:58:50,359
That's not the light.
And this is not the light.
779
00:58:52,404 --> 00:58:54,947
That's the water pik.
780
00:59:01,371 --> 00:59:03,706
Here's the plan.
781
00:59:03,916 --> 00:59:06,209
I'm gonna go talk to Allison.
782
00:59:06,460 --> 00:59:09,003
When I leave the room, you
783
00:59:13,425 --> 00:59:15,676
We're in here.
784
00:59:27,898 --> 00:59:29,857
Just be calm.
785
00:59:30,400 --> 00:59:32,818
Just be calm, and get out the window.
786
00:59:40,410 --> 00:59:42,370
Ow!
787
00:59:43,914 --> 00:59:45,748
I'll meet you down by the car.
Yeah.
788
00:59:45,958 --> 00:59:48,751
I'll be all right. Don't worry about it.
789
00:59:52,756 --> 00:59:54,298
Julio!
790
00:59:54,508 --> 00:59:56,842
Julio!
791
01:00:18,532 --> 01:00:21,075
I'll have a number three
with flour tortillas.
792
01:00:21,285 --> 01:00:23,661
Mmm. Two of them.
793
01:00:26,665 --> 01:00:30,626
Um, I'll have the special. Number one.
794
01:00:33,672 --> 01:00:37,508
I'll have a junior salad. No dressing.
795
01:00:41,680 --> 01:00:43,598
Why don't you stop carryin' on,
huh Monty?
796
01:00:43,807 --> 01:00:46,726
Rate you're goin', I'll bet you a hundred
bucks you're not gonna make it.
797
01:00:47,811 --> 01:00:51,230
If I bet you, then I won't make it.
798
01:00:52,316 --> 01:00:56,110
Just remember: when the going gets
tough, the tough get going.
799
01:00:56,320 --> 01:00:57,862
What if you're not tough?
800
01:00:58,822 --> 01:01:00,615
You gotta be strong like me.
801
01:01:00,824 --> 01:01:02,617
Look. What is this? Nothin'.
802
01:01:02,826 --> 01:01:06,078
Put it right out.
It's not gonna be my master.
803
01:01:09,207 --> 01:01:11,167
Gimme a light, Lou.
804
01:01:15,213 --> 01:01:19,133
Mmm, Monty, you gotta have discilton.
805
01:01:19,343 --> 01:01:21,093
Discipline.
806
01:01:23,722 --> 01:01:27,642
Can I have your olive?
You got extra olives?
807
01:01:27,851 --> 01:01:30,144
You want the black one or the green one?
808
01:01:30,354 --> 01:01:33,731
Which one you want?
It's up to you. Take the green one.
809
01:01:37,778 --> 01:01:42,156
Just a minute Okay, you gotta
stay still. Okay, kid?
810
01:01:42,366 --> 01:01:45,159
You gotta stay still.
Kid, you gotta stay still.
811
01:01:45,369 --> 01:01:47,578
Monty, have you ever seen
a face like that before?
812
01:01:47,788 --> 01:01:49,622
No. If I did, I'd remember it.
813
01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:53,376
Okay, I'm gonna get a real
good picture now. Okay?
814
01:01:53,585 --> 01:01:57,755
Look at him! He's got my eyes.
He's got my nose.
815
01:01:57,964 --> 01:02:00,758
And my sympathy. All right.
816
01:02:00,967 --> 01:02:02,843
We want some wallet-size pictures too.
817
01:02:03,845 --> 01:02:06,055
This kid won't fit in a wallet-size.
818
01:02:06,264 --> 01:02:09,183
Make 'em good pictures.
My wife's very particular.
819
01:02:09,393 --> 01:02:12,561
What about you, John?
He's very particular too.
820
01:02:12,771 --> 01:02:15,064
I'm surprised you married each other.
821
01:02:15,273 --> 01:02:17,566
All right. Look, kid.
822
01:02:17,776 --> 01:02:21,862
I'm tired of telling you the same thing.
You gotta stay still. I'll tell you what.
823
01:02:22,072 --> 01:02:24,448
Anthony, I'm gonna make a deal with you.
824
01:02:24,658 --> 01:02:25,950
Anthony, pay attention.
825
01:02:26,159 --> 01:02:27,993
You gotta stay still.
826
01:02:28,203 --> 01:02:30,287
If we wanna get a good picture,
we gotta stay still.
827
01:02:30,497 --> 01:02:32,957
We wanna get a good picture, Anthony.
828
01:02:33,166 --> 01:02:37,044
Stay still. Stay still.
Help that kid out, will ya?
829
01:02:37,254 --> 01:02:40,047
Talk to him, grandma.
Here we go, Anthony.
830
01:02:40,257 --> 01:02:43,467
Be quiet.
831
01:02:43,677 --> 01:02:47,012
Stay still. Quiet, will ya!
832
01:02:47,556 --> 01:02:50,975
Blanche, John, grandma,
talk to him, will ya? Stay quiet!
833
01:02:51,184 --> 01:02:54,478
Hey, kid, be quiet, will ya?
834
01:02:54,688 --> 01:02:58,023
Somebody! Will you shut
the fat little bastard up?
835
01:02:58,233 --> 01:03:00,109
What is the law?
836
01:03:00,318 --> 01:03:04,113
Not to go on all fours.
837
01:03:04,322 --> 01:03:07,116
That is the law.
What is the law?
838
01:03:07,325 --> 01:03:10,619
Not to shed blood.
839
01:03:10,829 --> 01:03:13,581
His prices are insane!
840
01:03:16,293 --> 01:03:19,086
All we need is one pin, Rodney.
841
01:03:19,296 --> 01:03:22,089
Now, back to Lost Weekend.
842
01:03:22,299 --> 01:03:26,677
He who breaks the law must
go to the house of pain.
843
01:03:26,887 --> 01:03:28,596
Back to the pain!
844
01:03:32,726 --> 01:03:34,226
Monty.
845
01:03:41,735 --> 01:03:44,153
Monty, it's 3:00 in the morning.
846
01:03:44,362 --> 01:03:48,157
Come to bed. You haven't had
a decent night's sleep in weeks.
847
01:03:49,367 --> 01:03:53,078
I don't know how to sleep.
I know how to pass out.
848
01:03:59,252 --> 01:04:01,629
Maybe you should see a doctor.
849
01:04:01,838 --> 01:04:03,380
If I see a doctor,
I'll blow the whole thing.
850
01:04:03,590 --> 01:04:05,633
They give you sleeping pills.
851
01:04:05,842 --> 01:04:08,677
You know what I do when I can't sleep?
852
01:04:08,887 --> 01:04:11,514
What?
I knit.
853
01:04:12,891 --> 01:04:15,684
Maybe I'll knit myself a beer.
854
01:04:15,894 --> 01:04:18,771
How about some hot milk?
It'll do you good.
855
01:04:19,898 --> 01:04:21,774
I'll try anything.
856
01:04:24,277 --> 01:04:27,780
Hot milk.
Come on.
857
01:04:38,792 --> 01:04:41,669
Monty, I know what you're going through.
858
01:04:41,878 --> 01:04:44,255
Do you wanna talk about it?
859
01:04:53,306 --> 01:04:54,723
You know your friend Blanche Genaro?
860
01:04:54,933 --> 01:04:55,724
Uh-huh.
861
01:04:55,934 --> 01:04:59,770
Her kid Anthony,
I called him a fat little bastard.
862
01:05:03,859 --> 01:05:07,236
Very funny. We're laughin'
and I'm out of a job.
863
01:05:07,445 --> 01:05:09,822
Monty, you're a great photographer.
864
01:05:14,870 --> 01:05:18,706
You'll get another job.
Yeah, when?
865
01:05:18,915 --> 01:05:20,708
Meanwhile, I got nothing to do.
866
01:05:20,917 --> 01:05:23,711
What do people do when
they're not getting loaded?
867
01:05:24,421 --> 01:05:27,131
What you have to do
is change your habits.
868
01:05:27,340 --> 01:05:29,216
Yeah? Who you been talking to?
869
01:05:29,426 --> 01:05:31,760
Mrs. Dugan. She's an expert.
870
01:05:31,970 --> 01:05:35,431
She had three husbands.
They all died of alcohol.
871
01:05:35,640 --> 01:05:38,017
She's no expert, she's a carrier.
872
01:05:44,357 --> 01:05:46,734
You know what I was
thinking about today?
873
01:05:47,485 --> 01:05:50,779
Coney Island. When the kids were small?
874
01:05:52,115 --> 01:05:54,700
Remember the time
you put Allison on the pony
875
01:05:54,910 --> 01:05:57,786
and you tried to make the pony
smile to make Allison smile?
876
01:05:58,330 --> 01:06:02,249
I never laughed so hard.
That was the good old days.
877
01:06:02,459 --> 01:06:05,085
If I make it through this,
I'll buy you Coney Island.
878
01:06:05,295 --> 01:06:09,840
I don't need Coney Island. I need you.
879
01:07:01,059 --> 01:07:03,602
Hi, Nicky.
Hi, Rose.
880
01:07:04,562 --> 01:07:07,856
Hey, kid.
Oh, yo, nick.
881
01:07:08,066 --> 01:07:11,360
What are you playing, Mozart?
Scales.
882
01:07:11,569 --> 01:07:13,362
Scales? Never heard of him.
883
01:07:18,076 --> 01:07:20,786
Rose! Rose! Rose!
884
01:07:20,996 --> 01:07:23,330
Hey, whoa! What are you doin'?
885
01:07:23,540 --> 01:07:25,332
What's going on?
What, are you crackin' up?
886
01:07:25,542 --> 01:07:28,419
I tell you, Nicky,
it's rough. It's rough.
887
01:07:30,964 --> 01:07:33,424
What's the matter with you?
What is this?
888
01:07:33,967 --> 01:07:35,426
Rose told me I need hobbies.
889
01:07:35,969 --> 01:07:37,928
I'm making a plane.
It's a messerschmitt.
890
01:07:41,474 --> 01:07:43,434
It's a nice job.
891
01:07:43,977 --> 01:07:45,769
I tell ya, I'm fed up with everything.
892
01:07:45,979 --> 01:07:48,647
I wanna go to sleep and wake up four
months from now when it's all over.
893
01:07:48,857 --> 01:07:51,942
You know what your problem is?
This whole thing ain't real to you.
894
01:07:52,235 --> 01:07:53,777
You don't know what you're coming into.
895
01:07:53,987 --> 01:07:55,404
Did you ever see
Monahan's Department Store?
896
01:07:55,613 --> 01:07:57,906
Once from the outside
when I dropped Rose off.
897
01:07:58,116 --> 01:07:59,575
Why don't we go see it from the inside?
898
01:07:59,784 --> 01:08:01,410
What do you say, come on.
We'll have a few laughs.
899
01:08:01,619 --> 01:08:04,204
Huh? Come on. I need a new shirt anyway.
900
01:08:08,001 --> 01:08:11,378
Rose, there's a messerschmitt in
the kitchen. Clean it up, will ya?
901
01:08:22,640 --> 01:08:25,059
Some joint, huh?
902
01:08:26,686 --> 01:08:29,188
When you take over, let me
fix the bathrooms here.
903
01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:35,110
They don't go to the bathroom here.
904
01:08:36,279 --> 01:08:38,155
See this?
905
01:08:49,501 --> 01:08:51,502
Could somebody help us here?
906
01:08:52,796 --> 01:08:54,630
I don't think so.
907
01:08:56,299 --> 01:08:59,093
I tell ya, my friend here, he's look
908
01:08:59,302 --> 01:09:01,637
I tell ya, my friend here,
he's lookin' for a shirt.
909
01:09:02,180 --> 01:09:04,681
Yeah. You have something
in a dark black?
910
01:09:05,809 --> 01:09:08,602
He wants something he can
wear four, five days in a row.
911
01:09:11,731 --> 01:09:14,108
You have any men's shirts for men?
912
01:09:14,317 --> 01:09:16,693
Have you tried the Army/Navy store?
913
01:09:17,237 --> 01:09:21,115
Very funny. One more word
out of you, and he gets it.
914
01:09:21,324 --> 01:09:23,700
Come on.
915
01:09:24,244 --> 01:09:27,663
Why don't you two put your heads together,
make an ass out of yourselves?
916
01:09:33,211 --> 01:09:34,253
Where're you goin'?
917
01:09:34,462 --> 01:09:36,171
It says, Come In And Browse.
918
01:09:38,716 --> 01:09:43,345
May I help you?
No, thank you. Just browsing.
919
01:09:44,347 --> 01:09:46,640
What have they got in
this place, antiques?
920
01:09:47,350 --> 01:09:49,143
No, those are the customers.
921
01:09:49,352 --> 01:09:53,147
May I help you?
No, thanks. Just browsing.
922
01:09:53,356 --> 01:09:56,650
How long do you intend to browse?
923
01:09:56,860 --> 01:10:00,571
That lady, you didn't ask her
how long she intends to browse.
924
01:10:00,780 --> 01:10:02,739
How come you're asking us
how long we intend to browse?
925
01:10:02,949 --> 01:10:04,658
You don't look like browsers.
926
01:10:04,868 --> 01:10:08,036
What do browsers look like?
Maybe I'm half browser.
927
01:10:08,288 --> 01:10:09,371
On his father's side.
928
01:10:09,581 --> 01:10:12,624
Nevertheless, I prefer that you
do not browse any longer.
929
01:10:12,834 --> 01:10:14,334
Yeah, well it's a free country.
930
01:10:14,544 --> 01:10:16,545
Yeah, if these people can browse,
we can browse.
931
01:10:16,754 --> 01:10:19,173
Nicky, let's show the
lady we're browsers, huh?
932
01:10:19,382 --> 01:10:21,675
Hey, look at us. We're browsing.
933
01:10:21,885 --> 01:10:26,680
Hey, ducks in heat.
Please! That's 18th century.
934
01:10:26,890 --> 01:10:29,183
Folks, better keep browsing
or she'll kick you out of here.
935
01:10:29,392 --> 01:10:33,187
Look at us. We're browsing.
Is this an odd or an end?
936
01:10:33,396 --> 01:10:36,732
Hey lady, if I buy two odds,
will you show us your end?
937
01:10:36,941 --> 01:10:38,525
Ohh!
938
01:10:40,028 --> 01:10:43,780
Security. Security! Security!
939
01:10:47,619 --> 01:10:50,495
Yes?
Mr. Barlow, please.
940
01:10:51,497 --> 01:10:54,791
What is it?
Do you know a Monty Capuletti?
941
01:10:55,001 --> 01:10:57,294
Yes.
Well, he's on his way upstairs.
942
01:10:57,503 --> 01:10:59,379
Is he?
943
01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:10,349
Gentlemen, let's shelve these
petty matters for the moment.
944
01:11:10,558 --> 01:11:13,852
The son-in-law of our late, beloved
president is on his way to join us,
945
01:11:14,062 --> 01:11:17,689
so let's just sit around
and smoke and drink.
946
01:11:17,899 --> 01:11:19,691
Brent, Brice!
947
01:11:21,486 --> 01:11:23,612
Make up your mind.
Which one of us do you like?
948
01:11:25,823 --> 01:11:27,532
Down the hatch.
949
01:11:30,495 --> 01:11:34,748
Mr. Barlow, this joker
says he knows you.
950
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,834
This joker is part of
the Monahan family, Gus.
951
01:11:38,044 --> 01:11:40,420
Oh, sorry, sir.
952
01:11:42,966 --> 01:11:46,760
People, this is Monty Capuletti
and his friend, Nick Marino.
953
01:11:46,970 --> 01:11:50,889
No need to stand.
Monty, what brings you here?
954
01:11:51,099 --> 01:11:53,892
Nicky was lookin' to get a shirt,
but we couldn't find any.
955
01:11:54,102 --> 01:11:55,894
You got nothin' in this
store nobody wants to buy.
956
01:11:56,104 --> 01:11:58,772
Monahan's has an upscale clientele.
957
01:11:58,982 --> 01:12:02,276
All our gentlemen customers
are very conscious of style.
958
01:12:02,485 --> 01:12:04,403
Men don't have style.
959
01:12:04,612 --> 01:12:07,489
Men wear clothes. Women have style.
960
01:12:08,491 --> 01:12:10,409
What sort of shirt were you looking for?
961
01:12:10,618 --> 01:12:12,411
A regular shirt.
962
01:12:12,620 --> 01:12:14,871
See this shirt? Every guy on
our block's got one of these.
963
01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:17,374
You guys don't dress regular.
964
01:12:17,583 --> 01:12:19,376
You got on vests. It's hot as hell here.
965
01:12:19,585 --> 01:12:22,879
These gentlemen and ladies were
handpicked to work for me
966
01:12:23,089 --> 01:12:24,881
and dress accordingly.
967
01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,718
Where'd you find these guys, Noah's Ark?
968
01:12:30,013 --> 01:12:33,473
And you. There's a lot of
trouble finding your fly.
969
01:12:35,518 --> 01:12:36,935
I really must apologize.
970
01:12:37,145 --> 01:12:38,687
Monty, I've made a mistake.
971
01:12:38,896 --> 01:12:41,940
I didn't realize what
your true talents were.
972
01:12:42,525 --> 01:12:47,446
Oh, no.
You have such fashion sense.
973
01:12:47,655 --> 01:12:50,282
Everything we've been buying, wrong.
All wrong.
974
01:12:50,491 --> 01:12:51,450
Tell us more.
975
01:12:51,659 --> 01:12:53,785
Your pants.
Our pants.
976
01:12:53,995 --> 01:12:55,829
You gotta have pants with lots of room
977
01:12:56,039 --> 01:12:57,914
so when you sit down, they don't split.
978
01:12:58,124 --> 01:13:00,083
And zippers that work
easy so you can fix your shorts.
979
01:13:00,293 --> 01:13:01,335
Know what I mean?
980
01:13:03,046 --> 01:13:05,380
Les slacks blousants avec le zip.
981
01:13:05,590 --> 01:13:06,798
Whatever you say.
982
01:13:07,008 --> 01:13:07,799
What about shoes?
983
01:13:08,009 --> 01:13:09,426
Well, you need shoes
that go on and off easy.
984
01:13:09,635 --> 01:13:12,971
You know, no shoe horn.
And no laces. They slow you up.
985
01:13:13,181 --> 01:13:14,973
Yes, I see that.
986
01:13:15,683 --> 01:13:21,480
Chunky, black mailman oxfords,
with adorable little white cotton socks.
987
01:13:21,689 --> 01:13:24,483
Big blousy bowling shirts.
988
01:13:24,692 --> 01:13:27,861
Mel. The regular guy look.
989
01:13:28,404 --> 01:13:29,154
What?
990
01:13:29,364 --> 01:13:32,491
You can't be this crazy.
He looks like a rummage sale.
991
01:13:32,700 --> 01:13:33,784
I know what I'm doing.
992
01:13:33,993 --> 01:13:36,495
This is just the opportunity
I've been waiting for.
993
01:13:36,704 --> 01:13:39,873
You know, the boredom of unemployment
could really drive a man to drink.
994
01:13:40,083 --> 01:13:40,957
Yeah, so could you too.
995
01:13:41,167 --> 01:13:42,959
Hey, take it easy, Nicky, will ya?
Take it easy.
996
01:13:43,169 --> 01:13:45,045
Monty, we need a mind like yours.
997
01:13:45,588 --> 01:13:50,050
I'd like to offer you a position
as fashion consultant to Monahan's.
998
01:13:50,259 --> 01:13:51,134
Who me?
999
01:13:51,386 --> 01:13:53,678
I'm no fashion consultant.
What's the matter with you?
1000
01:13:55,056 --> 01:13:56,390
Take the job. Take the job.
1001
01:13:56,599 --> 01:13:58,517
The first thing we do is
we fire that broad downstairs
1002
01:13:58,726 --> 01:14:00,394
that stopped us from browsing.
1003
01:14:01,979 --> 01:14:05,023
Get me Sergio. Track down Alfonso.
Draw up a budget for Mr. Capuletti.
1004
01:14:05,233 --> 01:14:07,567
Let's leak the story to the press.
1005
01:14:17,245 --> 01:14:18,036
Hello.
1006
01:14:18,246 --> 01:14:20,956
Mr. Capuletti, please.
It's for you. It's your wife.
1007
01:14:24,043 --> 01:14:25,919
Hey Rose, they took all my clothes!
1008
01:14:26,129 --> 01:14:28,004
When are you coming home?
1009
01:14:28,214 --> 01:14:30,298
How can I come home?
I got nothing to wear.
1010
01:14:30,967 --> 01:14:32,759
I'll call you later. Here, take this.
1011
01:14:32,969 --> 01:14:35,303
Turn away, please.
Next shirt.
1012
01:14:35,513 --> 01:14:37,305
Take it easy, honey. I got no good side.
1013
01:14:37,515 --> 01:14:39,433
Could you please turn away?
1014
01:14:40,852 --> 01:14:43,311
Scrape all the gum off the
soles and analyze the shoes.
1015
01:14:43,521 --> 01:14:46,815
Should these shorts be duplicated?
Yes, duplicated and fumigated.
1016
01:14:47,024 --> 01:14:49,317
Mr. Barlow, I have the
blacks for the shirts.
1017
01:14:49,527 --> 01:14:51,903
That's Mr. Capuletti's department now.
1018
01:14:53,948 --> 01:14:57,325
I have midnight black,
raven black, licorice black
1019
01:14:57,535 --> 01:14:59,619
If Nicky was here,
you'd have black-and-blue black.
1020
01:15:00,621 --> 01:15:01,663
Twelve inches.
1021
01:15:02,331 --> 01:15:04,082
Boy, you're way off.
1022
01:15:12,049 --> 01:15:15,469
Ladies and gentlemen.
Compliments of Monty Capuletti,
1023
01:15:15,678 --> 01:15:18,972
invitations to the premiere of
Monahan's The Regular Guy Look.
1024
01:15:19,182 --> 01:15:20,974
Barkeeper, I'll have
a Perrier with a twist.
1025
01:15:21,184 --> 01:15:23,977
I'm sorry. I only have Perrier on draft.
1026
01:15:24,187 --> 01:15:26,396
Nicholas, Patrick,
how good to see you again.
1027
01:15:26,606 --> 01:15:29,483
I know what you're thinking.
Why am I slumming?
1028
01:15:29,692 --> 01:15:33,487
Well, I'm here to hand-deliver
these invitations to you.
1029
01:15:33,696 --> 01:15:36,031
But I'm not sure if you should attend.
1030
01:15:37,200 --> 01:15:39,075
We're his friends.
We'll be there. Gimme.
1031
01:15:39,535 --> 01:15:41,369
Well, it's your decision
and I'm sure your
1032
01:15:41,579 --> 01:15:44,039
intentions are the best,
but think about it.
1033
01:15:44,248 --> 01:15:46,708
It's not good for Monty to associate
1034
01:15:46,918 --> 01:15:49,461
with people who do what he used to do.
1035
01:15:49,712 --> 01:15:53,006
We would protect him from that.
He's talking about us.
1036
01:15:53,216 --> 01:15:56,009
If you really are Monty's friends,
you'll stop making it hard for him.
1037
01:15:56,219 --> 01:15:58,512
Look at you. You're smoking, drinking.
1038
01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:01,014
We're in a bar.
What do you expect us to do?
1039
01:16:01,224 --> 01:16:03,016
You must think I'm stupid or something.
1040
01:16:03,226 --> 01:16:05,018
I look like I just got off a boat?
1041
01:16:05,728 --> 01:16:06,686
I know what you're trying to do.
1042
01:16:06,896 --> 01:16:09,022
Go ahead, get out of here you half
a sissy before I give you a slap.
1043
01:16:09,232 --> 01:16:10,941
Hey Nicky, take it easy, will ya?
1044
01:16:11,734 --> 01:16:16,613
Nick, you do want Monty to
have the money, don't you?
1045
01:16:21,160 --> 01:16:23,078
Hey, what do you let it get to you for?
1046
01:16:23,287 --> 01:16:24,704
He just wants the money.
1047
01:16:26,415 --> 01:16:27,832
But what bothers me is he's right.
1048
01:16:28,042 --> 01:16:29,251
So he's right.
1049
01:16:30,253 --> 01:16:32,546
Think he's right?
I mean, Nicky's his coach.
1050
01:16:32,755 --> 01:16:35,549
He tells him eat fruit,
tells him to exercise.
1051
01:16:36,259 --> 01:16:39,886
It's not what he says, it's what we do.
It's peer pressure.
1052
01:16:41,264 --> 01:16:44,099
Oh, yeah. Our lives are attractive.
1053
01:16:57,071 --> 01:16:59,197
I guess Nicky and Paddy won't show.
1054
01:17:01,534 --> 01:17:03,451
They didn't call, either, huh?
1055
01:17:03,661 --> 01:17:05,870
No.
Tonight, we present
1056
01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:08,415
our tribute to the American silhouette.
1057
01:17:08,624 --> 01:17:11,501
Ladies and gentlemen,
The Regular Guy Look.
1058
01:17:16,591 --> 01:17:20,468
Jonathan and Billy are wearing
the regular guy leisure look for fall.
1059
01:17:20,678 --> 01:17:23,471
Bold print, double-knit polyester pants
1060
01:17:23,681 --> 01:17:27,017
with totally
non-coordinated print shirts.
1061
01:17:29,353 --> 01:17:32,022
Pie is wearing the
Italian restaurant look.
1062
01:17:34,609 --> 01:17:37,319
Perfect for picnics where you
can be your own tablecloth.
1063
01:17:37,528 --> 01:17:40,989
Tie has the bowling alley sportif look.
1064
01:17:41,198 --> 01:17:43,992
Next up is Peter, wearing
1065
01:17:44,201 --> 01:17:47,454
the regular guy lounge look in black
1066
01:17:47,663 --> 01:17:49,664
on black, on black.
1067
01:17:51,375 --> 01:17:55,045
I think they like it.
Everyone's smiling.
1068
01:17:58,132 --> 01:18:02,510
You like to gamble, take a chance
on the regular guy robe.
1069
01:18:10,895 --> 01:18:14,564
American classic,
iridescent blue sharkskin.
1070
01:18:20,154 --> 01:18:22,530
That suit. Look at that suit.
1071
01:18:22,740 --> 01:18:24,616
Have you seen the suit
1072
01:18:27,453 --> 01:18:28,536
And now
1073
01:18:28,746 --> 01:18:32,916
I'd like to introduce the man
responsible for this evening.
1074
01:18:33,125 --> 01:18:36,002
Mr. Monty Capuletti!
1075
01:18:36,212 --> 01:18:38,088
Take a bow, Monty.
1076
01:19:00,152 --> 01:19:02,570
Fatty. Eating again, fatty, fatty?
1077
01:19:02,780 --> 01:19:05,573
Fatty, fatty. Eating
again, fatty, fatty?
1078
01:19:05,783 --> 01:19:09,077
Fatty, fatty, fatty
1079
01:19:09,286 --> 01:19:11,538
Who put this in here?
I was only trying to help.
1080
01:19:11,747 --> 01:19:12,914
Well don't help.
1081
01:19:13,124 --> 01:19:15,166
I'm tired of people trying to help me.
1082
01:19:17,169 --> 01:19:20,547
Monty, calm down.
What are you lookin' at?
1083
01:19:20,756 --> 01:19:22,549
Go upstairs and clean your room.
It's a pigsty.
1084
01:19:22,758 --> 01:19:24,551
Leave me alone!
1085
01:19:25,261 --> 01:19:29,097
I know what you're thinkin' too.
Oh, god.
1086
01:19:29,306 --> 01:19:31,474
All I ever wanted was a happy family.
1087
01:19:31,684 --> 01:19:34,102
That's all I ever asked for,
a happy family.
1088
01:19:34,311 --> 01:19:38,148
A family that loved each other.
I never cared about anything else.
1089
01:19:40,651 --> 01:19:43,153
Stop it, will ya.
I can't take it no more.
1090
01:19:44,488 --> 01:19:46,489
Money caused all this.
1091
01:19:47,324 --> 01:19:51,119
I don't wanna be rich.
We're not supposed to be rich.
1092
01:19:51,328 --> 01:19:54,497
We don't look rich, we don't
talk rich, we don't smell rich!
1093
01:19:54,707 --> 01:19:58,626
No more rich! I want our
house to be the way it was.
1094
01:20:04,216 --> 01:20:07,510
Hey, fatty, fatty.
1095
01:20:07,720 --> 01:20:10,388
Monty, where are you going?
I'll be at Louie's.
1096
01:20:11,307 --> 01:20:12,265
Gettin' drunk!
1097
01:20:12,475 --> 01:20:14,392
Take this, Julio. Go and get her.
1098
01:20:14,602 --> 01:20:16,311
She's your wife. Go ahead, go get her.
1099
01:20:16,520 --> 01:20:17,896
Right, she's my wife.
1100
01:20:18,105 --> 01:20:19,898
A gun. I don't want a gun.
1101
01:20:20,107 --> 01:20:21,733
Go back and get her, Julio.
1102
01:20:21,942 --> 01:20:23,067
Go back and get her.
1103
01:20:23,360 --> 01:20:25,403
I must've been nuts to do this for
1104
01:20:25,613 --> 01:20:27,405
Oh, look who's here.
1105
01:20:27,615 --> 01:20:30,200
I want her back, man. She's mine.
1106
01:20:30,409 --> 01:20:32,285
Put that thing away.
You'll hurt yourself, will ya.
1107
01:20:32,495 --> 01:20:33,912
Look, I'm in no mood for you.
1108
01:20:34,079 --> 01:20:35,705
In fact, there is no mood for you.
1109
01:20:44,924 --> 01:20:47,509
Nurse! Where is she?
1110
01:20:48,010 --> 01:20:50,053
They're never here when you need 'em.
1111
01:20:53,891 --> 01:20:55,850
Boy, oh, boy.
1112
01:20:57,102 --> 01:21:00,313
Oh, nurse, you're here.
Where were you, huh?
1113
01:21:00,523 --> 01:21:02,899
Three hundred and fifty
bucks a day, where are ya?
1114
01:21:03,442 --> 01:21:04,400
Where are ya?
1115
01:21:05,444 --> 01:21:08,363
Look at this. I'm dying of thirst here.
1116
01:21:09,031 --> 01:21:09,781
Hey, how ya doin'?
1117
01:21:09,990 --> 01:21:11,825
I heard about your unfortunate incident.
1118
01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:13,785
Where were you when I needed you?
1119
01:21:14,537 --> 01:21:16,287
I came to make up. I'm sorry.
1120
01:21:16,497 --> 01:21:19,332
All right, Nicky, we're friends.
We're friends, all right?
1121
01:21:20,918 --> 01:21:22,877
It must be tough eatin', huh?
1122
01:21:23,420 --> 01:21:26,381
Eatin'. You should see me
go to the bathroom.
1123
01:21:27,049 --> 01:21:31,344
Monty! Hi, Nicky. We're back.
Rose, you're here.
1124
01:21:31,554 --> 01:21:36,349
How's our patient today?
Oh, he looks much better.
1125
01:21:36,559 --> 01:21:37,600
How did you sleep?
1126
01:21:37,810 --> 01:21:39,853
Are you kiddin'? I was up all night.
1127
01:21:40,062 --> 01:21:42,188
Well, let's look at the chart.
1128
01:21:43,065 --> 01:21:46,359
He was hit in the fleshy
area of the gluteus maximus.
1129
01:21:46,569 --> 01:21:48,862
Ah, you're wrong. He got me in the ass.
1130
01:21:49,071 --> 01:21:51,865
No vital areas were damaged.
1131
01:21:52,074 --> 01:21:55,243
No doubt he'll recover.
How long do I have to be here?
1132
01:21:55,452 --> 01:21:58,913
Let me see now. Perhaps we
might have to keep you here
1133
01:21:59,123 --> 01:22:02,417
for four, maybe five weeks.
1134
01:22:02,960 --> 01:22:04,878
Rose, I'm not hangin'
here for five weeks.
1135
01:22:05,087 --> 01:22:06,880
At least I know you're
gonna be all right.
1136
01:22:07,089 --> 01:22:09,257
I gotta pick up my mother
at the beauty parlor, all right.
1137
01:22:09,466 --> 01:22:10,884
So long, Nicky.
1138
01:22:14,305 --> 01:22:16,180
How are you feeling today?
1139
01:22:16,932 --> 01:22:18,433
You're looking good.
1140
01:22:21,228 --> 01:22:23,354
Oh, daddy!
1141
01:22:25,024 --> 01:22:28,234
I never realized how
much Julio loved me.
1142
01:22:29,111 --> 01:22:32,906
It was the most romantic
moment of my life
1143
01:22:33,115 --> 01:22:35,783
when he almost killed you.
1144
01:22:36,744 --> 01:22:38,912
Can I call you dad now?
1145
01:22:39,872 --> 01:22:41,080
Take it easy!
1146
01:22:41,290 --> 01:22:43,625
These are new stitches, you know.
1147
01:22:44,168 --> 01:22:46,127
Why can't you forgive and forget?
1148
01:22:46,337 --> 01:22:49,631
How could I forget?
Every time I sit down, I'll think of him.
1149
01:22:49,840 --> 01:22:51,799
Monty, how are you?
1150
01:22:52,343 --> 01:22:55,219
What an insensitive question.
You've been shot.
1151
01:22:55,429 --> 01:22:58,097
Well, this'll cheer you up. We're a hit.
1152
01:22:58,307 --> 01:23:00,600
What are you talking about?
They all laughed at me.
1153
01:23:00,809 --> 01:23:03,603
But we're laughing now,
all the way to my bank.
1154
01:23:03,812 --> 01:23:05,688
Look at this. What?
1155
01:23:07,733 --> 01:23:10,652
We put the clothes in the window,
and the kids went crazy for it.
1156
01:23:10,861 --> 01:23:14,155
I don't understand it,
but, well, who cares?
1157
01:23:14,365 --> 01:23:16,658
The regular guy look is a big success.
1158
01:23:16,867 --> 01:23:18,326
You did the regular guy look?
1159
01:23:18,535 --> 01:23:21,120
I just bought two of your
short-sleeve pajama tops.
1160
01:23:21,330 --> 01:23:25,124
Rose, I gotta get out of here.
Daddy, this is great!
1161
01:23:25,334 --> 01:23:28,628
By the time you get out of the hospital,
we'll have the money.
1162
01:23:28,837 --> 01:23:30,630
And you'll lose weight too.
1163
01:23:30,839 --> 01:23:34,634
I saw the food. Monty, she's right.
Your ship's come in.
1164
01:23:34,843 --> 01:23:37,053
But my pier collapsed.
1165
01:23:37,846 --> 01:23:40,640
All right, everyone out.
Visiting hours are over. Please!
1166
01:23:40,849 --> 01:23:44,227
We have sick men in here.
You too, doctor. Please.
1167
01:23:44,770 --> 01:23:46,062
Excuse me, the two of you.
1168
01:23:47,856 --> 01:23:50,650
This is a hospital.
Hey, come on, let's go.
1169
01:23:50,859 --> 01:23:53,236
Mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm. My good
1170
01:23:53,779 --> 01:23:55,697
Excuse me. Will you get out?
Let's go, let's go!
1171
01:23:55,906 --> 01:23:56,864
Daddy!
1172
01:23:57,408 --> 01:23:59,742
How are you, Mr. Manucci?
Bye, Monty.
1173
01:24:00,285 --> 01:24:01,953
Martha's gonna take
good care of you today.
1174
01:24:02,162 --> 01:24:03,663
How was your lunch?
1175
01:24:03,872 --> 01:24:07,000
I see you haven't eaten much of it.
I don't blame you, honey.
1176
01:24:07,209 --> 01:24:08,376
They're trying to make
everybody up here sicker
1177
01:24:08,585 --> 01:24:11,129
While I'm up here, check my oil.
1178
01:24:32,693 --> 01:24:33,651
Jesus.
1179
01:24:33,861 --> 01:24:36,279
We trust you had a pleasant swim, sir.
1180
01:24:36,488 --> 01:24:37,196
Your shirt.
1181
01:24:37,406 --> 01:24:39,115
I don't want that shirt.
Are you kiddin'?
1182
01:24:39,324 --> 01:24:41,159
But sir, you should be
dressed to your station.
1183
01:24:41,368 --> 01:24:42,827
I don't want to wear
that shirt, all right!
1184
01:24:44,955 --> 01:24:48,916
Yes? This is Mr. Capuletti's
business advisor.
1185
01:24:49,460 --> 01:24:53,421
What can I do for you?
Better yet, what can you do for me?
1186
01:24:54,548 --> 01:24:55,590
Silver is down?
1187
01:24:55,799 --> 01:24:57,842
Call the Lone Ranger.
He'll cheer him up.
1188
01:25:00,304 --> 01:25:01,846
Hello.
1189
01:25:02,056 --> 01:25:04,432
Oil wells? Very interesting.
1190
01:25:06,518 --> 01:25:08,936
Meatballs, sir? No.
1191
01:25:12,107 --> 01:25:14,067
Madam?
No.
1192
01:25:20,032 --> 01:25:22,325
Meatball, sir?
1193
01:25:23,118 --> 01:25:24,327
Where's the pistachio nuts?
1194
01:25:24,536 --> 01:25:26,370
There's too much trouble
with the shells.
1195
01:25:26,580 --> 01:25:29,373
Oh, yeah? I like the shells.
1196
01:25:29,583 --> 01:25:31,459
Hmm.
1197
01:25:35,005 --> 01:25:37,423
You got any salami or provolone?
1198
01:25:38,092 --> 01:25:40,468
Salami, salami. Provolone.
1199
01:25:40,677 --> 01:25:41,886
Give it to him.
1200
01:25:43,013 --> 01:25:45,389
Why don't you get some sun
and come back next week?
1201
01:25:46,100 --> 01:25:48,059
Julio?
1202
01:25:49,019 --> 01:25:50,603
Julio?
1203
01:25:53,524 --> 01:25:55,316
Julio.
1204
01:25:57,027 --> 01:25:59,028
Julio.
1205
01:25:59,655 --> 01:26:04,450
Oh, you bad boy.
You were hiding from me.
1206
01:26:04,660 --> 01:26:06,994
No.
I found you now.
1207
01:26:08,038 --> 01:26:10,915
You gonna play with me?
Not again.
1208
01:26:11,125 --> 01:26:14,919
Look what I wore just for you.
Allison, I'm exhausted.
1209
01:26:15,129 --> 01:26:16,921
Chapter six, El Joyo.
1210
01:26:17,131 --> 01:26:19,924
You hired a captain?
Yep. Everything's taken care of.
1211
01:26:20,134 --> 01:26:23,427
He know how to get to Coney Island?
Yeah, I told him. It's easy.
1212
01:26:24,388 --> 01:26:26,013
Here, I'll show you.
1213
01:26:31,562 --> 01:26:34,981
You go north up the Atlantic,
west into the Hudson.
1214
01:26:35,190 --> 01:26:37,483
Come to the statue of that
broad, you hang a right.
1215
01:26:37,693 --> 01:26:40,486
Takes 20 minutes,
a half hour with traffic.
1216
01:26:41,196 --> 01:26:44,365
Tell him to shove off as soon as I
sign those papers with Scrappleton.
1217
01:26:45,534 --> 01:26:48,494
What's that, a fire drill?
1218
01:26:48,704 --> 01:26:52,248
It's lunch. Come on.
I'm starving. Let's go.
1219
01:26:57,588 --> 01:27:00,423
Oh, daddy, I just saw
the cutest little dingy.
1220
01:27:00,966 --> 01:27:03,176
Allison, you're married to Julio.
1221
01:27:04,636 --> 01:27:05,887
This is the life, huh?
1222
01:27:06,096 --> 01:27:08,347
And they say money can't buy happiness.
1223
01:27:08,557 --> 01:27:10,933
At least you can pick
your own kind of misery.
1224
01:27:12,978 --> 01:27:15,855
Clive, you're the only one
who hasn't seen my stitches.
1225
01:27:16,064 --> 01:27:17,440
Want to take a look?
1226
01:27:26,491 --> 01:27:29,911
Ooh. Ooh. Ahh!
1227
01:27:30,120 --> 01:27:32,163
Oh, no! Ahh!
1228
01:27:32,873 --> 01:27:34,540
Excuse me.
1229
01:27:36,960 --> 01:27:39,629
Mr. Daniel Scrappleton, sir.
1230
01:27:39,838 --> 01:27:42,632
Hey, Scrappy, show me
that dotted line, huh?
1231
01:27:42,841 --> 01:27:45,134
And Mrs. Kathleen Monahan.
1232
01:27:46,345 --> 01:27:48,221
Oh, no!
1233
01:27:50,307 --> 01:27:51,724
My god! It's mother.
1234
01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:55,061
She's back from the dead.
She's better than Houdini.
1235
01:27:55,270 --> 01:27:57,647
I've never felt better in my life!
1236
01:27:57,856 --> 01:27:59,565
Grandma, did you bring me anything?
1237
01:27:59,775 --> 01:28:01,150
A hat just like mine.
1238
01:28:01,401 --> 01:28:04,570
You never felt better?
You were in a plane crash.
1239
01:28:04,780 --> 01:28:07,698
There was no crash.
I made up the whole thing.
1240
01:28:07,908 --> 01:28:08,866
Why?
1241
01:28:09,076 --> 01:28:11,702
Rose, I did it for you
and the grandchildren.
1242
01:28:11,912 --> 01:28:15,039
Someone had to stop Monty's debauchery.
1243
01:28:15,249 --> 01:28:17,166
He was going to hell in a hand basket.
1244
01:28:17,376 --> 01:28:18,167
Yes, quite true.
1245
01:28:18,377 --> 01:28:20,169
And to test you as well.
You failed!
1246
01:28:20,379 --> 01:28:23,172
I'll kill her. I'll kill her!
Take it easy.
1247
01:28:23,382 --> 01:28:25,258
I'll kill her! I'll kill her!
1248
01:28:25,801 --> 01:28:27,260
I'll kill her! Let me go!
1249
01:28:28,720 --> 01:28:31,055
Boy, you got some
nerve still being alive.
1250
01:28:31,640 --> 01:28:33,557
I went through this
whole thing for nothin'?
1251
01:28:33,767 --> 01:28:38,646
No, not for nothing, Monty.
You proved yourself to me.
1252
01:28:40,691 --> 01:28:44,110
And to make sure that you stay
on the straight and narrow,
1253
01:28:44,319 --> 01:28:47,196
I'm moving in with you.
1254
01:29:05,215 --> 01:29:08,092
What's for dessert?
Spumoni, miss.
1255
01:29:08,719 --> 01:29:10,594
Your favorite, Monty.
1256
01:29:10,804 --> 01:29:14,098
Shrimpton, none for Mr. Capuletti.
1257
01:29:14,308 --> 01:29:16,600
Right, mom.
And Shrimpton.
1258
01:29:16,810 --> 01:29:19,145
Mr. Capuletti is
skipping the coffee too.
1259
01:29:19,354 --> 01:29:21,689
It'll keep me awake, right, mom?
1260
01:29:21,898 --> 01:29:23,024
Right, dear.
1261
01:29:23,233 --> 01:29:27,653
And Shrimpton, I noticed a bottle
of beer in the refrigerator.
1262
01:29:27,863 --> 01:29:30,448
Get rid of it.
Tsk, tsk, tsk.
1263
01:29:31,533 --> 01:29:33,034
Right again, mom.
1264
01:29:34,286 --> 01:29:37,121
Well, I guess that's it for me.
1265
01:29:37,331 --> 01:29:41,208
I think I'll go out and walk
off all these vegetables.
1266
01:29:41,752 --> 01:29:46,213
And after that it's bedtime.
1267
01:29:47,257 --> 01:29:49,759
Good night, honey.
Good night, sweetheart.
1268
01:29:51,261 --> 01:29:53,637
And Shrimpton?
Yes, sir.
1269
01:29:53,847 --> 01:29:56,640
You better get rid of that
glazed fruit too. It's fattening.
1270
01:29:56,850 --> 01:29:58,517
Certainly, sir.
1271
01:30:00,020 --> 01:30:02,688
Good night, Belinda.
Good night, daddy.
1272
01:30:04,274 --> 01:30:05,649
Good night, mom.
1273
01:30:08,320 --> 01:30:12,782
Hey, mom. That perfume
is driving me crazy.
1274
01:30:14,826 --> 01:30:17,745
I think I married Rose
to get to you, huh?
1275
01:30:24,294 --> 01:30:26,253
Good night, all.
1276
01:30:28,507 --> 01:30:32,218
Rose, he's a changed man.
1277
01:30:32,427 --> 01:30:37,098
Finally, you've got a good marriage.
We had a good marriage before.
1278
01:30:37,307 --> 01:30:41,310
Yes, but now you're married
to a human being.
1279
01:30:41,937 --> 01:30:45,731
I don't mind telling you,
I'm proud of what I did.
1280
01:30:46,441 --> 01:30:48,234
It wasn't easy,
1281
01:30:48,443 --> 01:30:51,904
but now I've got him under control!
1282
01:30:52,864 --> 01:30:54,657
Where's the pizza? I'm starving!
1283
01:30:54,866 --> 01:30:57,701
Monty, where you been?
We're keeping it warm for you.
1284
01:30:58,870 --> 01:31:01,580
Wait a minute.
Don't get grease on the cards.
1285
01:31:03,834 --> 01:31:05,793
Gimme the red pepper, will you?
1286
01:31:07,337 --> 01:31:08,754
Gimme a napkin.
1287
01:31:08,964 --> 01:31:11,799
So what'd you tell her tonight?
Tonight?
1288
01:31:12,342 --> 01:31:14,760
I told her her perfume
is driving me crazy.
1289
01:31:16,847 --> 01:31:20,808
Then I told her I married
Rose to get to her.
1290
01:31:22,894 --> 01:31:24,770
Gimme a beer.
1291
01:31:24,980 --> 01:31:27,982
My mother-in-law.
For years I wouldn't kiss her face,
1292
01:31:28,191 --> 01:31:29,859
I ended up kissin' her ass.
1293
01:31:36,908 --> 01:31:38,868
All right
1294
01:31:47,919 --> 01:31:51,297
You don't have to talk all night
1295
01:31:51,506 --> 01:31:54,300
I'm a man who can't say no
1296
01:31:54,509 --> 01:31:57,803
You don't have to twist my arm
1297
01:31:58,013 --> 01:32:00,306
Just point me where you wanna go
1298
01:32:00,515 --> 01:32:03,350
Take me to the action
take me to the track
1299
01:32:03,894 --> 01:32:06,312
Take me to a party
if they're bettin' in the back
1300
01:32:06,521 --> 01:32:10,316
I've been workin' all my life
can't afford to wait
1301
01:32:10,525 --> 01:32:13,319
Let me call my wife
so I can tell her I'll be late
1302
01:32:13,528 --> 01:32:16,322
I want the easy mmm
1303
01:32:16,531 --> 01:32:19,325
Easy, easy money
1304
01:32:19,534 --> 01:32:22,286
I could get lucky
1305
01:32:22,496 --> 01:32:25,873
Oh, things could go right
1306
01:32:26,416 --> 01:32:29,293
I want the easy
1307
01:32:29,503 --> 01:32:32,338
Easy, easy money
1308
01:32:32,547 --> 01:32:35,841
Maybe this one time
1309
01:32:36,051 --> 01:32:38,886
Maybe tonight
1310
01:32:43,975 --> 01:32:47,353
You don't have to try too hard
1311
01:32:47,562 --> 01:32:50,856
I don't need a song and dance
1312
01:32:51,066 --> 01:32:53,943
I don't need an invitation
1313
01:32:54,486 --> 01:32:56,362
If you've got a game of chance
1314
01:32:56,571 --> 01:32:59,865
Take me to the tables
take me to the fights
1315
01:33:00,075 --> 01:33:02,868
Run me like the numbers
roll me like the dice
1316
01:33:03,078 --> 01:33:06,330
When you're countin'
on a killin' always count me in
1317
01:33:06,540 --> 01:33:09,333
Talk me into losin' just
as long as I can win
1318
01:33:09,543 --> 01:33:12,378
I want the easy
1319
01:33:12,587 --> 01:33:15,381
Easy, easy money
1320
01:33:15,590 --> 01:33:18,384
I want the good times
1321
01:33:18,593 --> 01:33:21,929
Oh, I never had
1322
01:33:22,472 --> 01:33:24,890
I want the easy
1323
01:33:25,100 --> 01:33:27,977
Mmm, easy money ooh
1324
01:33:28,520 --> 01:33:31,397
Oh, I want the good life
1325
01:33:31,606 --> 01:33:34,400
Mmm, I want it bad
1326
01:33:34,609 --> 01:33:39,405
Easy money you say I fool myself
1327
01:33:39,614 --> 01:33:42,408
But better me than being
a fool for someone else
1328
01:33:42,617 --> 01:33:47,871
I got a hot slot machine
of a system ready to go
1329
01:33:48,081 --> 01:33:50,874
Easy money
1330
01:33:51,084 --> 01:33:55,421
I got a one-track mind and a good
reputation layin' on the line
1331
01:33:55,630 --> 01:33:57,965
I'll either come back a bum or a king
1332
01:33:58,508 --> 01:34:01,927
Baby, I don't know
1333
01:34:02,137 --> 01:34:04,471
Ahh-hah
1334
01:34:10,061 --> 01:34:13,439
You sure don't have to start a fight
1335
01:34:13,648 --> 01:34:16,442
I'm a man who can't say no
1336
01:34:16,651 --> 01:34:20,029
If you got a little risky business
1337
01:34:20,572 --> 01:34:22,448
Just point me where you wanna go
1338
01:34:22,657 --> 01:34:25,951
Take me to the power
take me to the heat
1339
01:34:26,161 --> 01:34:28,912
Take me to the cleaners if
it's open to the streets
1340
01:34:29,122 --> 01:34:32,416
Something's got to pay off
someone's got to break
1341
01:34:32,626 --> 01:34:35,461
Someone's got a fortune that
they're begging me to take
1342
01:34:35,670 --> 01:34:38,464
I want the easy
1343
01:34:38,673 --> 01:34:41,467
Easy, easy money
1344
01:34:41,676 --> 01:34:44,970
I could get lucky
1345
01:34:45,180 --> 01:34:47,973
Things could go right
1346
01:34:48,183 --> 01:34:51,477
Oh, I want the easy
1347
01:34:51,686 --> 01:34:54,480
Easy, easy money
1348
01:34:54,689 --> 01:34:57,483
Maybe just this time
1349
01:34:57,692 --> 01:35:00,486
Oh, maybe tonight
1350
01:35:00,695 --> 01:35:03,072
Easy money
1351
01:35:03,615 --> 01:35:06,492
I don't want no hard cash
1352
01:35:06,701 --> 01:35:10,454
I just want the easy money
1353
01:35:10,664 --> 01:35:13,957
Oh, oh, I could get lucky
1354
01:35:14,167 --> 01:35:16,001
Easy money
1355
01:35:16,211 --> 01:35:21,048
Oh, I got to, got to
1356
01:35:21,257 --> 01:35:24,009
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