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The Palomino is now the property
of Adolf Hitler.
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From now on, the entertainment
must comply with his standards.
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Enjoy your evening.
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And once they pulled the last piece
of shrapnel out of my buttocks
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I was well and truly certain
our marriage was over.
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Marriage is a waste of time,
if you ask me.
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Well, I wouldn't be so sure
about that, Tucker.
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Once the war blows over, one might
not know what to do with oneself.
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Well,
that's what I think anyway.
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Sounds like you've thought
about it long and hard.
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Do you ever want to settle down,
Jackson?
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Thanks, Pierre,
but you're not my type.
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Everybody put your trousers on,
orders are in.
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Over the last several days, Allied forces
across Europe have been defecting to the Nazis.
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What do you mean, defecting?
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Troops have been spontaneously
going Kraut without warning.
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Field Marshal Jenkins' entire
platoon has recently gone Nazi.
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Jenkins has a whole lot of
classified information in his head
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we don't want the Nazis
to get their hands on.
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Your mission is to get Jenkins back
onto home soil,
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find out what's making our men defect
to the Nazis, and kill Hitler!
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Enter.
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You Jenkins?
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Oh, that'd be right. Send in the Americans to get me.
That's their answer to everything.
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- We're not all American.
- Heavens be praised.
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You're not all going to try and fit in here, are you?
It's already dreadfully stuffy.
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- Fine. llsa, let's go get a drink.
- Another Orange Kennedy for me.
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I need all the spirit I can get.
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A night at the Palomino really takes it
out of you, if you know what I mean!
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Hey, Heini,
I just came back from ze bar.
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It's packed with posh folk returning
from a weekend at the Swiss place.
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I bet they're loaded with swag.
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Didn't you get enough
at the whorehouse?
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Don't take that tone with me. You
know I can never have enough jewels.
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Hey...
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Be careful.
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- So, your men just turned?
- Precisely, my dear. Damnedest thing.
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Some of my most loyal boys
just started babbling German
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and tried to knock me off.
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Nothing unusual
had happened to them?
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Not that I caught wind of.
They'd just come back from R
and R in Switzerland.
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- It's like they were possessed by Hitler.
- Precisely, meine Liebe.
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- Hm?
- What did you just say?
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Hey llsa,
here's your Cherry Fiasco.
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Nobody move!
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- We have to move quickly.
- Just go while he's asleep.
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I can free myself.
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I won't leave without you,
little sister.
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Just go,
I'll be right after you!
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- What did you just say, Jenkins?
- I don't know what you mean.
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What's got into you, Jenkins?
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Any movement and I will paint
the walls with your blood.
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Reinhard, you old showman.
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Your jewels now!
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Hey!
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- Danke, danke.
- Zat was great!
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Don't do it, Jenkins.
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Put it there, old man.
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Capital job you did there
knocking off that Kraut.
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Shot him dead you did,
some would say.
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Hey, that's our job.
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Name's Petersen.
British Intelligence.
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Just on my way home
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from rounding up a bunch
of Jerry spies in Switzerland.
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What say you come back to my cabin
for a belt of real whisky?
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None of the rubbish
they serve here.
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- I appreciate the offer, but I...
- It's Johnny Cockerel.
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- Mmmm...
- Much obliged.
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I'm just in the next carriage.
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I have booked out
the entire carriage,
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so we are guaranteed
not to be disturbed.
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Take a seat.
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Hey!
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Please, don't shoot.
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- What are you, German?
- No, I am Swiss.
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My name is Gwendoline.
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Please, you must help me.
The Nazis have kidnapped me.
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If they find me they will kill me.
They... they killed my sister!
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Thank you.
You are very kind.
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First things first.
Let's find the other two.
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- Other two?
- One of them looks American, the other looks volatile.
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I saw them going into
the other carriage with the Nazi!
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If you don't shoot me,
I'll show you.
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What last carriage?
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Zey killed Heydrich!
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Allow me to solve your problem.
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Mein Führer!
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Turns out Gwendoline was spot on.
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The Nazis have replaced
all the girls with...
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blonde bombshells.
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Why did I have to dress
like this, again?
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You don't look enough
like a Nazi, Pierre.
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Are you saying I make
a better woman than a Nazi?
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Just relax and go with the flow.
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You and Gwendoline go and work some of the clientele
in the beer garden. Look out for anything suspicious.
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We're going to talk to management.
Over and out.
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- Are you laughing at me, my friend?
- I think you look very fetching.
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There doesn't seem to be anything
suspicious going on out here.
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Time for a drink, then.
Cuervo, my man!
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- Two Lemon San Diegos, please!
- Lemon San Diegos?
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I don't believe
I've tried those before.
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Trust me, you'll love it.
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I wanted that shit done today!
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- Who's in charge here?
- Who's asking?
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Sturmbannführer Berger.
I have a new delivery.
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She was supposed to arrive with the
others. There was a mix-up.
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- And the Führer requests a full progress report.
- Progress report?
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Boys, check out the merchandise.
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This is not protocol!
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It is around here. Administration
has to test the product.
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Quality control, Berger.
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- Go on, have a taste.
- Get your hands off her.
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What's the matter, Berger?
You a fruit or something?
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You're going to blow our cover.
It's okay, I can handle myself.
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That's the spirit, Berger.
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- Okay boys, be gentle.
- Gentle?
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Molesting a lady
of the Third Reich is tantamount
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to fiddling with the Führer himself.
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A crime punishable by only
the worst kinds of death.
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Now where's the report?
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As my father lay there
dying in my arms
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he looked into my eyes and said
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"Pierre, never use canned olives
in a Vodka Marconi."
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Then he died.
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What?
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Oh, you think that
really works, do you?
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What really works?
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Oh, please!
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It is a true story!
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You don't have to
try that stuff on me.
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Progress report!
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Uh, yes, the girls
so far have been...
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Oh, no!
The Swiss!
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Who are you?
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Uh, can we come to
some sort of arrangement?
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Who are you?
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- Would you care for a cigarette?
- What are they?
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- Gute Nacht After Dinner Specials.
- I haven't had dinner yet.
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I'm your last meal.
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Get your fascist mouth away from me!
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- You hit a woman!
- I hit a Nazi.
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Good morning, meine Liebe.
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I am Conrad Turbo...
Grrrrr!
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Fist machine!
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You disgust me.
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Mess him up, Berger!
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We have arrived
at the Palomino, sir.
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You stay here.
I am not walking home.
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Oh God, it's the Swiss.
What do zey want? More money?
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Mmmmm... Ahhhh...
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Ugh...
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What is it?
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That's ze man,
ze man that killed my sister.
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How about a dance, gumdrop?
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For two hundred dollars, you get
a whole lot more than a dance.
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But you have to take both of us.
Package deal.
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Whatever.
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Come on.
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This Palomino must be
filled with Nazi hookers.
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A horse filled with hookers?
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Wait a second,
then that blonde must have...
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No, maybe it didn't work.
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You're fine, right?
You don't feel like a Nazi?
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No, we can fix you.
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Yes, you do!
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Take a seat.
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Now, would you like to...
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The gun...
l can't reach it from here.
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It's not going anywhere.
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I say Jones, my sovereign head
hasn't been pummelled like that
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since the Blitz.
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That slice of crumpet
certainly blabbed
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an unnerving amount
of German, though.
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Urgh!!
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This is for my sister.
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Rate of Infection?
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Doldinger Castle.
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Ha!
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All the girls in this place
have a Nazi virus.
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That's what makes the troops turn.
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And it looks like Hitler has
set up shop in Doldinger Castle.
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Well, this certainly has turned into
a bit of a chicken hot-pot.
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I say we make our leave.
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Doldinger Castle. Now!
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Hold it!
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I have high standards.
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Hold it right there, Hitler!
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- What on earth's wrong with her?
- She's got the Nazi bug.
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Come on, llsa.
Get yourself together!
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You can do it, my friend!
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Come out, Hitler.
It's over.
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Gwendoline...
don't go.
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What can I say?
I wish I had met you sooner.
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Goodbye, Pierre.
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Two part crème de cacao, one part
vodka, pour over crushed ice.
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Add milk.
Finish with chocolate flakes.
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Ze perfect Swiss Kiss.
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Swiss blood.
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It's made of money.
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I think it counteracts
Hitler's magic,
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undoes the Nazi virus.
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Yeah.
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Better bottle that stuff
and get it to the Allies.
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How do you feel now, llsa?
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Bow your head to the king...
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of biscuits.
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King of Biscuits.
Premium quality dipping snacks.
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Made from only
the most kingly ingredients.
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King of Biscuits.
The regal way to start your day.
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Major allied cities have come
under attack from Nazi monsters.
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No conventional weapons
can stop them.
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Allied Command
was ready to surrender,
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until they received
a telegram from this man.
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He calls himself Gibraltar
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and he claims to be
from the lost city of Atlantis.
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The Atlanteans
have developed a weapon
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that can stop
the Nazi monsters.
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All they need is some
of our refined uranium to power it.
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Use this weapon to destroy
the monsters,
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and, for the love of God,
damn well kill Hitler!
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