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Only 42 days
until I go to Caltech.
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That can't be right.
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Oh, it is.
It's in my calendar, too.
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You don't have to be
so excited about it.
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It's a little late
to pretend that I like him.
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There's still so much to do
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before I go:
write my graduation speech,
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last trip
to the comic book store,
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last lunch with Tam
at the high school.
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I didn't know you and Tam
were still friends.
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Why would you think that?
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Because you never see him.
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My favorite kind of friend.
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Well, make sure you leave room
for the family photo,
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because that is definitely
happening before you go away.
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Seriously?
That bluebonnet thing?
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That is so lame.
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It is not lame.
It is a Texas tradition.
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For those of you who don't know
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what my mother is talking about,
it's this
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and this and all these.
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Forcing your family
to dress in matching outfits
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and be photographed in a field
of fire ants and bees
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is a traditional Texas torture
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dating back
to the Great Depression.
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Are they depressed
because of financial ruin?
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No, it's the picture.
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I'm pretty booked up,
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but I'll try and pencil you in
if time permits.
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I bought the outfits,
I booked the photographer.
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You're doing it.
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Doing what?
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That bluebonnet photo.
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Aw, come on. I don't want to.
If he doesn't have to...
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We are all doing it,
and we're all gonna be happy
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whether you like it or not.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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Hey, Tom, you wanted to see me?
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Uh, yeah,
why don't you close the door.
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That always makes me nervous.
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No, it's good.
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Then why can't
the door stay open?
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Fine, leave it open.
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Eh, I already closed it.
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So, what's up?
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Well, George,
you've had a hell of a season.
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Now I wish the door was open.
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I got a buddy who coaches at
Rice who was asking about you.
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Great college.
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So, what'd you tell him?
Well, I told him
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you wouldn't be interested,
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you're pretty happy here.
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What?
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Why would you do that?
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So you're not happy here?
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Wha... No, of course
I'm happy here, it's just...
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Aw, I'm just messing with you.
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I told them
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you'd be a fantastic coach
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and they'd be crazy
not to take you.
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Wow, Tom, I...
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I don't know what to say.
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You can say no and stay here.
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Well, I sure ain't saying that.
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But moving to Houston...
that's a big deal.
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That's why I wanted
to give you a heads-up,
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so you and Mary could talk
before they make the offer.
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Appreciate that.
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Congratulations, George.
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I've always believed in you.
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What about
that time you fired me?
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We're having a nice moment,
do you have to?
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Hey, Sheldon, what's up?
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I'm leaving soon and I want
to remember this place
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exactly the way it is.
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Mister, could you move?
I don't know you.
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Better.
Where you going?
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California.
Oh.
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Home of the San Diego Comic-Con.
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Rad.
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It's how they talk there.
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I didn't realize I was gonna
have to learn another language.
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Well, if I can do it, anyone can.
Hmm.
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Do you know any comic book
stores in Pasadena?
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I'm worried I'm not gonna
find any as good as this one.
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I like to think
a comic book store is only
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as good as the people
who hang out in it.
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Do you like the people
who hang out in this one?
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No.
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Mm. I also need
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to stock up on some more
T-shirts while I'm here.
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Yeah, sure. I mean,
you want to look bitchin'.
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It's another thing
they say in SoCal.
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I won't be saying that.
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Well, guess I'll see you around.
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You probably won't.
Okay.
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And I never saw him again.
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Oh, good.
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Was hoping to talk to you alone.
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Okay.
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Uh, you want to shut the door?
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Uh-oh.
No, it's actually
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pretty exciting.
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Oh, tell me.
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And it's also a little scary.
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George, just say it.
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I'm getting offered
a coaching job at Rice.
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Really?
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Special teams.
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Wow.
Yeah.
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And I... I know
moving's a big deal,
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and-and it's okay
if now's not the right time.
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You should take it.
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You sure?
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Well...
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I mean,
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Georgie and Mandy are
out of the house,
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Sheldon's leaving soon,
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and Missy's starting
a new school anyway.
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It seems like a good
time to do this.
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What about your mom and CeeCee?
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I'm not saying
it's gonna be easy,
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but it's not that far away.
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Yeah I guess, but...
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George, you deserve this.
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I mean, college ball...
that's the dream.
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Sounds like we're
moving to Houston.
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And bless the hands
that prepared it. Amen.
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Amen.
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Since everyone is here,
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there's something we want
to talk to y'all about.
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Oh, no, what's wrong now?
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It isn't always bad news.
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Last time we had a family
meeting it was because
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Georgie got a girl
pregnant out of wedlock.
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Which was great news.
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Eventually.
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It's nothing like that.
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I got a job offer from Rice.
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A-Roni?
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University.
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You can understand the mistake.
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Your father got offered
a coaching job.
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George, Congratulations.
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College ball...
that is a big deal.
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Thank you.
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Wait, where is Rice?
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Houston.
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Does that mean you'd move?
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Well, if I take it, yeah.
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So, I'd start high
school in Houston?
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We know that would be
a big change.
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I'd get to be the new girl
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in a city with malls
and a Six Flags.
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We were worried you'd be upset.
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I'm upset, that's
a lot of babysitters to lose.
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I'm still here.
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Yeah, but your bedtime's
earlier than CeeCee's.
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Only when I'm drinking.
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Excuse me,
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don't I get a say in this?
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Why? You're leaving
in 41 days.
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Doesn't matter,
this is still my home.
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Shelly, you'll have a new home.
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Maybe with a pool.
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Ooh, the new girl gets a pool.
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Where are you going?
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To eat in my room
while I still have one.
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Sheldon's upset and Missy's good.
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Yeah, sounds about right.
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Ooh, the new girl has a pool.
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Can we talk?
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- About you not moving?
- Sheldon.
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You know how excited you
are to go to Caltech?
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That's how I feel
about going to Houston.
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But when I was going to Caltech,
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I still had this home
to come back to.
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You'll still have a room
wherever we end up.
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But it won't be my room.
This is my room.
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How about this... we will take
all your things with us
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and we'll set up your new room
exactly the same.
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So, your plan is to gaslight me?
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I know this is a lot of change,
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but sometimes change
can be good.
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Tell that to the woolly mammoth.
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You can't,
because they went extinct.
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Sheldon, this isn't about you.
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This job is good
for your father and our family,
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so you're gonna have
to deal with it.
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Now pick up that plate,
get back out there
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and have dinner with your family
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while we're all still together.
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Yes, ma'am.
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Dang.
That was hot.
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My world had been rocked,
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but it was nice to know
there were some things
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that would always stay the same,
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like lunch
with my old friend, Tam.
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Why are we here?
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This is where we always eat.
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You know I graduated last year.
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Oh, good for you.
So, where's your food?
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When you invited me to lunch,
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I thought you meant
like a restaurant.
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That's okay,
I'll share my sandwich.
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You still don't eat the crust?
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Cutting them off
gives my mother purpose.
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So, how have you been?
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Good.
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I actually have
a girlfriend now and...
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Oh, I've had a pretty rough time
of it lately.
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I'm about to go away to Caltech
and my parents decided
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to sell our home
and move to Houston.
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I mean, that house
has my room in it.
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Well...
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So now some stranger's
gonna move in
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and turn it into a den,
or worse...
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a nursery with a mural
of Winnie the Pooh on the wall.
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I think I might
ask her to marry me.
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Feynman and Einstein have been
on those walls for five years,
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and now it's gonna be Tigger
bouncing hither and thither?
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Are you at all
interested in my life?
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No, but thank you for asking.
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Oh, hello.
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What are you doing here?
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Taking comfort in the familiar.
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Still no wedding ring, I see.
That feels good.
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Yeah, feels great.
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So, where was I?
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Right, uh, Houston.
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Anyway, my father got
offered a coaching pos...
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To solve this problem,
we have to remember
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the difference
between endothermic
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and exothermic reactions.
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Hello, Mr. Givens.
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Sheldon?
Uh, what are you doing here?
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Please don't tell me
you're teaching.
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No.
I'm leaving for Caltech soon.
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I just wanted to pop in.
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Uh, keep reading chapter 12
or pretend to.
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Caltech? Fantastic.
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For Caltech? I know.
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Mm. Well, I'm sure
you're gonna do great things.
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I hope so.
I intend to.
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I'm being modest.
I will.
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You're taller,
but you're still the same.
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It's fun, isn't it?
Okay.
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Good luck at Caltech, Sheldon.
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I don't believe in luck.
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Well, here's hoping
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that a random universe
works out in your favor.
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Thank you.
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Bye.
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Hmm.
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00:09:38,783 --> 00:09:43,086
That young man might
change the world someday.
260
00:09:43,120 --> 00:09:45,489
Or blow it up. Who's to say?
All right, moving on.
261
00:09:48,028 --> 00:09:49,039
Is that what you're gonna wear
262
00:09:49,063 --> 00:09:51,764
for the family portrait?
We all are.
263
00:09:51,798 --> 00:09:53,933
Well, that'll be special.
264
00:09:53,967 --> 00:09:55,936
It'll make Mary happy.
265
00:09:55,970 --> 00:09:58,806
Yeah. All your loved ones
together.
266
00:09:58,838 --> 00:10:01,174
Are you upset you're
not gonna be in the picture?
267
00:10:01,207 --> 00:10:04,044
Standing in a field
full of pollen with this nose?
268
00:10:04,078 --> 00:10:05,812
Are you kidding me?
269
00:10:05,846 --> 00:10:08,182
Meemaw. Meemaw. Meemaw.
270
00:10:08,215 --> 00:10:11,118
Does that mean I have to
say hello three times?
271
00:10:11,150 --> 00:10:12,519
No, that would be crazy.
272
00:10:12,552 --> 00:10:14,089
Agreed. What's up?
273
00:10:14,120 --> 00:10:15,655
How much do you love me?
274
00:10:15,688 --> 00:10:17,091
What do you want?
275
00:10:17,124 --> 00:10:19,525
I want you to buy our house.
Why?
276
00:10:19,559 --> 00:10:21,096
So my room is there
when I need it.
277
00:10:21,128 --> 00:10:23,230
I thought you couldn't wait
to leave Medford.
278
00:10:23,263 --> 00:10:24,607
Just because I don't
want to come back to a place
279
00:10:24,631 --> 00:10:26,043
doesn't mean I don't
want to have a place
280
00:10:26,067 --> 00:10:27,210
that I don't
want to come back to.
281
00:10:27,234 --> 00:10:29,336
That makes sense to me.
282
00:10:29,370 --> 00:10:31,437
Great, let's talk escrow.
283
00:10:32,239 --> 00:10:33,440
It's completely logical.
284
00:10:33,474 --> 00:10:34,674
You don't have your own house
285
00:10:34,707 --> 00:10:35,509
and you always complain
286
00:10:35,542 --> 00:10:36,686
about living with Mr. Ballard.
287
00:10:36,710 --> 00:10:37,811
Wait a minute.
288
00:10:37,845 --> 00:10:39,346
You complaining to him about me?
289
00:10:39,379 --> 00:10:42,383
No. I complain
about you near him.
290
00:10:42,415 --> 00:10:43,817
I have excellent hearing.
291
00:10:43,850 --> 00:10:45,385
It doesn't matter.
Look, actually,
292
00:10:45,418 --> 00:10:47,654
I'm very happy living with Dale.
293
00:10:47,687 --> 00:10:50,224
Well, first you're complaining,
now you're complimenting?
294
00:10:50,256 --> 00:10:51,491
I can go back to complaining.
295
00:10:51,524 --> 00:10:53,860
No, no, no. Compliment away.
296
00:10:53,894 --> 00:10:55,294
Fine.
297
00:10:55,328 --> 00:10:57,865
I really enjoy living with you,
298
00:10:57,898 --> 00:11:00,900
and your... Moose Lodge decor
299
00:11:00,933 --> 00:11:03,004
has come to feel like home.
300
00:11:03,038 --> 00:11:05,239
Now, is that
a compliment or a complaint?
301
00:11:05,272 --> 00:11:06,572
It's a little of both.
302
00:11:06,606 --> 00:11:07,841
I'll take it.
303
00:11:07,875 --> 00:11:09,243
So, where are we?
304
00:11:09,275 --> 00:11:10,878
Buy my home outright?
305
00:11:10,910 --> 00:11:12,178
Take over our mortgage?
306
00:11:12,211 --> 00:11:14,347
Interest rates are
looking darn attractive.
307
00:11:15,416 --> 00:11:16,616
Honestly, I can't think of
308
00:11:16,649 --> 00:11:18,217
a better starter home
for a new family
309
00:11:18,251 --> 00:11:19,828
such as the one
you've accidentally created.
310
00:11:19,852 --> 00:11:22,023
Do you think we'd be
living with my parents
311
00:11:22,057 --> 00:11:23,423
if we could afford
our own house?
312
00:11:23,456 --> 00:11:24,933
Well, the history
of banking in this country
313
00:11:24,957 --> 00:11:26,802
is rife with ill-advised loans
made to poor people.
314
00:11:26,826 --> 00:11:28,327
You could be their next mistake.
315
00:11:28,361 --> 00:11:30,130
CeeCee would have
316
00:11:30,164 --> 00:11:31,999
her own room
and we'd have an extra bedroom
317
00:11:32,033 --> 00:11:33,399
for whatever we want.
318
00:11:33,433 --> 00:11:35,536
Actually, I'd like my room
to stay as is,
319
00:11:35,568 --> 00:11:38,173
but when you accidentally
have more kids, we can talk.
320
00:11:38,205 --> 00:11:40,606
It's happened once bef...
No.
321
00:11:40,640 --> 00:11:42,009
Okay.
322
00:11:42,043 --> 00:11:44,011
Why on Earth would
I buy your house?
323
00:11:44,044 --> 00:11:45,712
Not you, the university.
324
00:11:45,745 --> 00:11:48,282
Okay, why would the university
buy your house?
325
00:11:48,315 --> 00:11:49,459
We've been over this.
Someday,
326
00:11:49,482 --> 00:11:50,984
I'm going to win a Nobel Prize.
327
00:11:51,019 --> 00:11:52,619
My childhood bedroom
is in said home.
328
00:11:52,653 --> 00:11:55,655
It's gonna be like
the thinking man's Graceland.
329
00:11:55,688 --> 00:11:56,789
Okay, stop.
330
00:11:56,823 --> 00:11:58,459
You know, I've always
gone out of my way
331
00:11:58,491 --> 00:12:00,461
to do anything
to make you happy.
332
00:12:00,494 --> 00:12:02,163
I love that about you.
But...
333
00:12:02,197 --> 00:12:03,831
now, how can
I say this nicely...
334
00:12:03,864 --> 00:12:08,168
you're Caltech's problem now,
so, yay.
335
00:12:08,202 --> 00:12:09,903
But if my parents sell it,
336
00:12:09,937 --> 00:12:11,705
I have no reason to come back.
337
00:12:11,739 --> 00:12:14,975
Sheldon, is it possible
that what you're upset about
338
00:12:15,009 --> 00:12:17,044
is going away to California?
339
00:12:17,077 --> 00:12:18,912
No, I'm excited about that.
340
00:12:18,946 --> 00:12:22,249
Well, things can be exciting
and scary at the same time.
341
00:12:22,282 --> 00:12:24,384
True.
Once, on a dare,
342
00:12:24,418 --> 00:12:26,452
I ate a Sour Patch Kid.
I thought I was gonna die.
343
00:12:26,486 --> 00:12:27,955
You would not
believe the puckering.
344
00:12:27,988 --> 00:12:29,789
But now it makes
a terrific story.
345
00:12:29,822 --> 00:12:31,792
Oh, riveting.
Anyway,
346
00:12:31,825 --> 00:12:33,559
it's okay to have
complicated feelings.
347
00:12:33,594 --> 00:12:36,330
Maybe you're focusing
on your parents' move
348
00:12:36,363 --> 00:12:39,365
because that's easier than
focusing on what lies ahead.
349
00:12:39,399 --> 00:12:41,335
What do you think lies ahead?
350
00:12:41,368 --> 00:12:44,239
I don't know.
You're moving far away.
351
00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:46,639
I am, and I don't know
anyone there.
352
00:12:46,673 --> 00:12:48,485
And I'm scared of the ocean,
and they have earthquakes.
353
00:12:48,509 --> 00:12:50,744
What am I doing?
Maybe I should stay here.
354
00:12:51,979 --> 00:12:53,346
Oh. Oof.
355
00:12:53,379 --> 00:12:54,480
I mean...
356
00:12:54,514 --> 00:12:55,982
Well, you could, but...
357
00:12:57,283 --> 00:13:00,087
Uh...
No, Professor Hawking
358
00:13:00,120 --> 00:13:01,554
is at Caltech.
359
00:13:01,587 --> 00:13:04,323
He will be very disappointed
if you don't show up
360
00:13:04,357 --> 00:13:06,860
and-and tell him that
Sour Patch story.
361
00:13:06,894 --> 00:13:08,761
Good point.
Great point.
362
00:13:08,796 --> 00:13:10,173
Plus, I'm never
gonna win a Nobel Prize
363
00:13:10,197 --> 00:13:11,597
at this third-rate university.
364
00:13:11,631 --> 00:13:12,899
Second-rate.
365
00:13:12,932 --> 00:13:15,169
Now, get out of here.
366
00:13:15,202 --> 00:13:16,836
I don't want you to see me cry.
367
00:13:16,870 --> 00:13:19,873
Thank you.
I don't want to see that either.
368
00:13:24,977 --> 00:13:26,547
One more down.
369
00:13:27,346 --> 00:13:28,916
You can do it, Linda.
370
00:13:29,883 --> 00:13:31,152
I know it looks
371
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:33,519
a little lived in, but
it's got good bones.
372
00:13:33,553 --> 00:13:35,389
Yeah. How much
can we get for it?
373
00:13:35,422 --> 00:13:37,990
Well, I need to see
the rest of the house.
374
00:13:38,025 --> 00:13:39,393
Of course, yeah.
375
00:13:39,426 --> 00:13:41,794
And we recently
redid the plumbing.
376
00:13:41,828 --> 00:13:45,066
And that was pricey.
Write that down.
377
00:13:45,099 --> 00:13:47,400
And, uh, this is
our daughter's room.
378
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:50,071
We told her to clean up,
but no promises.
379
00:13:53,240 --> 00:13:55,475
Oh, hello, ma'am.
380
00:13:55,509 --> 00:13:58,278
What a charming room.
381
00:13:58,312 --> 00:14:00,480
It's been such a blessing
to grow up here.
382
00:14:00,514 --> 00:14:02,950
I just hope some lucky family
383
00:14:02,982 --> 00:14:04,318
loves it as much as I have.
384
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:06,287
I'm sure they will.
385
00:14:06,321 --> 00:14:08,822
Well, I'm gonna pray on it.
386
00:14:08,855 --> 00:14:11,024
Okay.
Moving on.
387
00:14:11,058 --> 00:14:12,793
This is our
388
00:14:12,826 --> 00:14:13,927
little boy's room.
389
00:14:15,729 --> 00:14:18,166
Might want to stay there
until I finish my sweep.
390
00:14:18,198 --> 00:14:19,832
What are you doing?
391
00:14:19,866 --> 00:14:21,567
You said the realtor
was coming over today.
392
00:14:21,601 --> 00:14:23,613
I wanted to make sure my room
wasn't still radioactive.
393
00:14:23,636 --> 00:14:26,106
Oh, it was never radioactive.
394
00:14:26,139 --> 00:14:28,442
We don't know that.
I did have radioactive material.
395
00:14:28,475 --> 00:14:30,376
There was no
radioactive material.
396
00:14:30,409 --> 00:14:32,613
The FBI stopped him
before he got any.
397
00:14:32,645 --> 00:14:34,686
Oh, you're talking about
the uranium I tried to buy.
398
00:14:34,715 --> 00:14:36,192
I'm referring
to the americium isotopes
399
00:14:36,216 --> 00:14:38,451
I was using to
make a nuclear reactor.
400
00:14:39,220 --> 00:14:41,088
Don't write that down.
401
00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:46,059
Hey.
402
00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,227
Hey.
403
00:14:47,261 --> 00:14:48,662
Should you be up there?
404
00:14:48,695 --> 00:14:50,240
Yeah, the realtor said
we'd get a better price
405
00:14:50,264 --> 00:14:52,499
if the roof was in good shape.
I'm just taking a look.
406
00:14:52,532 --> 00:14:54,235
Yeah, but a man your age.
407
00:14:54,269 --> 00:14:55,769
And size.
408
00:14:55,802 --> 00:14:58,005
Did you come out here
to insult me?
409
00:14:58,038 --> 00:14:59,438
Mom sent me out here to help.
410
00:14:59,472 --> 00:15:01,807
The insults just come natural.
411
00:15:01,841 --> 00:15:04,312
Well, I'm fine.
412
00:15:04,345 --> 00:15:06,380
You even know what
you're looking for?
413
00:15:06,413 --> 00:15:07,780
Broken shingles, loose flashing.
414
00:15:07,813 --> 00:15:10,616
Loose flashing?
How do you even know that?
415
00:15:10,650 --> 00:15:12,519
Is it weird that I know things?
416
00:15:12,552 --> 00:15:15,089
Not weird, just surprising.
417
00:15:16,323 --> 00:15:18,859
Well, one day,
you're gonna own a house,
418
00:15:18,892 --> 00:15:20,693
you're gonna need
to learn this stuff, too.
419
00:15:20,726 --> 00:15:22,763
No, I'm gonna make enough money
420
00:15:22,796 --> 00:15:24,436
to where I can
pay somebody else to do it.
421
00:15:24,463 --> 00:15:26,033
I'd love to see that.
422
00:15:26,067 --> 00:15:27,967
Oh, now you're making fun of me.
423
00:15:28,001 --> 00:15:29,536
No, I mean it.
424
00:15:29,568 --> 00:15:31,504
'Cause I got a plan.
I'm gonna be rich.
425
00:15:31,538 --> 00:15:32,972
Yeah, what's your plan?
426
00:15:33,006 --> 00:15:35,243
To be rich.
427
00:15:35,275 --> 00:15:36,909
Well, I'll give you one thing.
428
00:15:37,878 --> 00:15:39,812
You got confidence.
Thank you.
429
00:15:39,846 --> 00:15:42,216
You get a second thing,
you'll be unstoppable.
430
00:15:42,250 --> 00:15:44,551
Sounds like I'm halfway there.
431
00:15:44,584 --> 00:15:46,653
I suppose you are.
432
00:15:47,888 --> 00:15:48,989
Missy.
433
00:15:49,023 --> 00:15:50,091
Yeah?
434
00:15:50,124 --> 00:15:51,125
Missy.
What?
435
00:15:51,158 --> 00:15:53,027
Missy.
436
00:15:53,061 --> 00:15:54,428
What?
437
00:15:54,461 --> 00:15:56,039
Are you nervous about
moving to a new city?
438
00:15:56,063 --> 00:15:57,065
Nope.
439
00:15:58,565 --> 00:15:59,665
But you won't know anyone.
440
00:15:59,700 --> 00:16:01,235
That's the best part.
441
00:16:01,269 --> 00:16:04,205
I won't be the dumb sister
of the smartest boy in town.
442
00:16:04,238 --> 00:16:05,739
You're not
going to brag about me?
443
00:16:05,772 --> 00:16:06,873
Hell, no.
444
00:16:06,907 --> 00:16:08,118
I'm gonna tell people
you were sent away
445
00:16:08,142 --> 00:16:09,609
to a school for special kids.
446
00:16:09,643 --> 00:16:11,577
Caltech is a school
for special kids.
447
00:16:11,610 --> 00:16:13,714
Great, it works on two levels.
448
00:16:14,448 --> 00:16:16,149
Are you nervous?
449
00:16:16,183 --> 00:16:17,951
Yes.
450
00:16:19,386 --> 00:16:21,288
What if no one
likes me in California?
451
00:16:21,322 --> 00:16:22,822
No one likes you here.
452
00:16:22,855 --> 00:16:24,890
No one understands me here.
There's a difference.
453
00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:26,559
Well, I'm sure
there'll be a bunch
454
00:16:26,592 --> 00:16:30,030
of smart other weirdos
at "Cowtech."
455
00:16:30,063 --> 00:16:31,032
Cow tech?
456
00:16:31,065 --> 00:16:32,165
Yeah.
457
00:16:32,200 --> 00:16:33,334
Caltech.
458
00:16:33,368 --> 00:16:34,567
Like calculators?
459
00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:35,769
Like California.
460
00:16:35,802 --> 00:16:38,572
Oh. Mm.
I like mine better.
461
00:16:38,605 --> 00:16:41,308
Well, I'm sure you'll
make lots of friends.
462
00:16:41,341 --> 00:16:44,445
Maybe even a smart,
weird girlfriend.
463
00:16:44,479 --> 00:16:46,580
I have a girlfriend.
Her name is science.
464
00:16:46,613 --> 00:16:48,715
Cool.
When do you leave?
465
00:16:53,056 --> 00:16:55,357
I'm guessing you don't have
classes today?
466
00:16:55,392 --> 00:16:56,359
How'd you know?
467
00:16:56,392 --> 00:16:58,126
'Cause you're dressed
like a six-year-old.
468
00:16:58,159 --> 00:17:02,032
Don't say that.
He looks... fun.
469
00:17:02,065 --> 00:17:03,298
Thank you.
470
00:17:03,331 --> 00:17:05,669
Don't forget... we have
the family portrait today.
471
00:17:05,701 --> 00:17:06,936
Do we really have to
472
00:17:06,970 --> 00:17:09,071
stand in a field of flowers?
Yes.
473
00:17:09,105 --> 00:17:11,140
If you're worried
about getting stung,
474
00:17:11,173 --> 00:17:12,875
I have a backup
beekeeper uniform.
475
00:17:12,909 --> 00:17:14,143
You are not wearing
476
00:17:14,175 --> 00:17:15,519
a beekeeper uniform
in the picture.
477
00:17:15,544 --> 00:17:17,512
Please?
It'll really help my story
478
00:17:17,546 --> 00:17:19,214
about him going
to a special school.
479
00:17:20,116 --> 00:17:21,617
What's happening?
480
00:17:21,652 --> 00:17:22,853
We are leaving for
481
00:17:22,885 --> 00:17:24,528
the bluebonnet picture at 4:00.
Don't be late.
482
00:17:24,553 --> 00:17:26,856
Wouldn't miss it.
Hey, you want a ride to school?
483
00:17:26,890 --> 00:17:27,958
Nah, I'll take the bus.
484
00:17:27,990 --> 00:17:30,626
Suit yourself.
485
00:17:30,661 --> 00:17:31,862
See y'all later.
486
00:17:32,863 --> 00:17:33,896
Four o'clock.
487
00:17:37,400 --> 00:17:39,468
If I get stung by a bee,
488
00:17:39,501 --> 00:17:42,371
I'm turning you in
to child protective services.
489
00:17:44,272 --> 00:17:46,375
There you go.
490
00:17:49,278 --> 00:17:51,313
Hmm.
What am I smelling?
491
00:17:51,346 --> 00:17:53,115
I'm wearing peppermint oil.
492
00:17:53,150 --> 00:17:54,383
It's a natural bee repellant.
493
00:17:54,416 --> 00:17:56,019
You smell like a candy cane.
494
00:17:56,052 --> 00:17:57,353
Do not lick me.
495
00:17:57,385 --> 00:17:59,387
Hey, uh, speaking of smells,
496
00:17:59,422 --> 00:18:00,923
do I have time to change CeeCee?
497
00:18:00,957 --> 00:18:03,059
Still waiting on George.
Go ahead.
498
00:18:03,093 --> 00:18:04,559
Okay.
You need some help?
499
00:18:04,593 --> 00:18:05,560
No.
500
00:18:05,594 --> 00:18:06,997
Uh, well,
501
00:18:07,029 --> 00:18:08,964
I am in all white. Yes.
502
00:18:16,204 --> 00:18:18,273
What's going on?
503
00:18:19,508 --> 00:18:20,977
Mary, we got some bad news.
504
00:18:21,944 --> 00:18:23,578
Where's George?
505
00:18:27,116 --> 00:18:28,852
I'm so sorry.
506
00:18:29,920 --> 00:18:30,953
He, uh,
507
00:18:30,987 --> 00:18:32,855
he had a heart attack.
508
00:18:34,825 --> 00:18:36,558
But he... he's okay, right?
509
00:18:39,195 --> 00:18:40,630
He's gone.
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