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I hear her.
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Surprise!
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-Nice going, ace.
-It sounded Iike her waIk.
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-What's this horror show?
-It's a bridaI shower for Shayna.
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-You can get in on it if you want to.
-Yeah, right.
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Yetta, any chicken Ieft from Iast night?
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I'II make you a sandwich.
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Make it to go.
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Is Shayna coming or what?
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I'm going to be back in Nevada in three
or four weeks for that eIectronics show.
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I want to see you again.
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I'm not going to be here.
Today's my Iast day.
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You going to the BunnyRanch
or something?
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No, I'm retiring.
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Shoot.
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There you go, man.
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Listen, the next time you come back here
to party...
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ask for Kim or TayIor,
and they'II take great care of you.
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Why don't you go check out
one of our souvenir T-shirts?
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-Okay, maybe I wiII.
-Take care of yourseIf.
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You, too.
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-Shayna.
-Yeah.
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Kim's been Iooking for you.
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-She in her room?
-Kitchen, I think.
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Thanks.
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Now, that's nice.
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-Hey, guys.
-Shayna!
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-Oh, shoot!
-What's going on?
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-Surprise.
-Surprise!
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Over there. PuII down that screen.
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SmiIe.
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You can keep Iooking, you ain't gonna find
buried treasure down there.
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Are you sure we haven't met before?
You Iook so darn famiIiar.
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I'm sure.
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Coming back from a break?
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No.
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Just starting, then?
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If you need someone to practice on....
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I crack myseIf up.
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Just dry a few minutes.
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Now. What do you say?
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Cotton Candy or Red Vine Red?
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-Do you have cIear?
-Sure.
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CIear? Whose kid are you?
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Red is boId, babycakes.
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It says ''Look here.'' And we'II match.
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-Daddy wiII hate it.
-Even better.
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Mom.
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She doesn't Iike it
when I antagonize her father.
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EspeciaIIy since he's recovering
from a very deIicate operation.
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What?
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They tried to remove the stick up his ass
but they couIdn't get it out.
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I'm gonna go wait in the car.
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-Where do you think you're going?
-Away from you.
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CheIsea, it was a joke.
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You say mean stuff about him,
and in an hour you're gonna drop me off...
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and I have to Iive there
for the next three weeks.
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I know. I'm sorry. PIease, just....
I promise I'II behave. Come on.
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Look, you get whatever coIor you want.
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You want cIear, that's fine. It's great.
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Red, pIease.
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Other David thought
you girIs might need refiIIs.
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ExceIIent!
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No, Mary, wait. Stay.
Have a piece of cake. Yetta?
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-Coming right up.
-Okay, thanks.
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And, you guys, thank you so much.
This was so sweet.
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I'm sorry I can't invite everyone
to the wedding...
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but we kept the guest Iist reaIIy tiny.
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ActuaIIy, I wanted to eIope,
but Evan's reaIIy cIose with his famiIy.
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So basicaIIy, anybody who's reIated
to Mr. WonderfuI...
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peopIe you probabIy don't even know,
''Hey, right this way.''
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But us, who you worked with
for how many years?
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''No, I'm getting married, I'm not going to be
a hooker anymore, forget them.''
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Em, shut up.
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So, how did you two meet, you know,
you and Evan?
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-Right, you weren't here yet, were you?
-No.
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ActuaIIy, it was at the x-ray machine
at the Reno airport.
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I was going to San Diego on my week off,
and he was going home to Detroit.
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I toId him I was a stewardess.
FIight attendant.
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And he stiII thinks that.
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Three weeks on, one week off.
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Company, girIs.
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-Bye, Shayna.
-Bye.
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Come on. One Iast Iineup for the road?
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No.
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I'II miss you.
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Hi, weIcome to the Diamond Ranch.
We've some beautifuI girIs for you today.
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Come on in.
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Right this way.
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Why don't you sit down on the couch?
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ChickIet.
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EmiIy.
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I'm Janey.
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Kim.
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Rickie Lee.
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Hi, I'm Lavender Rose.
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Cat.
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Her. I'II take her.
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AII right, then. Rickie Lee. Thank you, girIs.
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Hey, daddy. Let's party.
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Another satisfied pedophiIe.
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I'm so excited you picked me.
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$32.
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-Keep the change.
-Thank you.
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-You want me to heIp you in?
-I got it.
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Are you sure I don't know you?
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You don't.
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Hi. Can I heIp you?
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I don't know. Can you?
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-Hi, Dad.
-Hey, sweetie.
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I thought you were bringing her home
before Iunch.
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It's my fauIt. I Iost track of time.
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For someone who gets paid by the hour,
you'd think you'd be more attuned to that.
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Come here, you.
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I wiII taIk to you Iater.
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You have fun at the party tomorrow.
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Wish EIizabeth happy birthday for me.
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I wiII. Love you.
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Love you more.
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Wait a sec.
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Go on inside.
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Yeah, the naiIs? That was me, too.
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What's next, a G-string?
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Do you want to know
the smartest thing I ever did?
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Not marry you.
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I forgot.
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I don't need it.
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Fortune magazine said house painters
are in the top two percentiIe of earnings.
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Were you aIways such a witch
or is this new?
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It's chiId support. Just take it.
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I'd just as soon not go to Macy's,
buy her a coat...
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pay for it with the money you made
giving some Ioser a good time.
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Do you not understand that what I do
I do for her?
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PIease.
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I want our kid to have every singIe thing
I didn't have.
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I want her to have a new coat every year...
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and piano Iessons, and I don't know,
a freaking horse if she wants one.
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When it comes to coIIege,
I want to be abIe to say:
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''Here, baby girI,
you go wherever you want.''
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You know what?
Let her go to community coIIege...
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and have a mother who's a mother,
not a prostitute.
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You are such a cIueIess bIowhard.
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Nice car. Is it new?
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Who'd you say you're in this for?
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''Cookies and miIk.''
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''AII day sucker.'' What's that?
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Guess.
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So, what do you feeI Iike?
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Is $150....
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Is that about right?
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Is that aII you think I'm worth?
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So that's VeIvet....
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Knight, with a ''k.''
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You know, I had a cat named VeIvet once.
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Lady, whose kitty are we taIking about,
mine or yours?
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Do me a favor.
Save that kind of Ianguage for the cIients.
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You don't Iike it so much,
what're you doing being a madam anyways?
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Manager.
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Whatever.
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The truth?
It was the best-paying job I couId find.
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Yeah. Same here.
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$400. HaIf and haIf.
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-$400 for a BJ and a straight Iay?
-Yeah.
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-That's a Iot.
-Not for me.
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-Here you go.
-Thanks.
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So you know what a ''haIf and haIf'' is?
I guess you've worked before.
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Not in Nevada. In LA. Last coupIe of years.
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Time for a change of scenery, you know?
Here's this aII.
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You peopIe are strict here.
Licenses, checkups every week.
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Man!
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Let me teII you how it goes here.
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The girIs are on for three weeks,
working 10 to 1 2-hour shifts every day.
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Then they're off for a week.
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Sometimes, we have girIs
who just work weekends...
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and the house gets haIf of everything
you make.
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Sounds aII right.
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I'm sorry.
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Is it possibIe that we've met before?
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Because you Iook awfuIIy famiIiar.
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Yo Brooklyn, that TV show
bunch of years back?
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Vonetta Knight, of course.
You pIay the sister.
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Yep.
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My son and I watch the reruns
on NickeIodeon.
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Let me ask you something.
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That Rashad?
PIayed my IittIe brother on the show.
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How oId you think he was
when I was on it? How oId?
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-Thirteen? Fourteen?
-Nineteen.
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Nineteen years oId, aImost twenty.
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But his arrogant daddylmanager
wants everybody to think he's some kid.
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So one day, me and Rashad
are getting on in the dressing room...
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daddy waIks in,
oId man just about has a stroke.
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Next week, the script comes out
and my character's dead in a car wreck.
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I got them the highest rating ever,
those moron Iosers!
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Excuse me.
195
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So why did you stop? You were good.
196
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'Cause daddy goes round town...
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teIIing everybody
I'm some piece of garbage.
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Job ends and suddenIy I can't get arrested...
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except on HoIIywood BouIevard,
but that's another story.
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Anyhow, those charges didn't stick.
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I'm sorry that happened to you.
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Yeah, weII.
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Look, here's what.
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End of every show...
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we'd aII come out and the audience
wouId give us a standing ovation.
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It didn't matter, every singIe week,
standing ''O.''
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And when I'm with a john
and I do my sex thing, I watch him.
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I watch him get happy.
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His thing is standing straight up
because of me.
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So. You got room for me?
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-You want this?
-You don't?
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I'm Iucky to be getting away
with fIight attendant.
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I don't think he'II buy Iion tamer
on top of that.
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You going to teII him ever?
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Why wouId I?
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It's who you are.
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It's who I was.
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You must have some on-off switch
somewhere that I never saw.
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Where's it, on your butt?
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No, wait, I've seen your butt.
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Yeah, and so has haIf the popuIation
of Nevada.
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And I don't think my fiance
needs to know that.
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But aren't you gonna wonder
how he wouId feeI if he knew?
224
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Yeah, I'm going to wonder.
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You know what eIse I'm going to do?
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I'm gonna keep my big mouth shut.
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The past is the past, Tay...
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and this is my future.
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Okay...
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but if I faII in Iove again someday,
God forbid...
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and the guy gives me attitude
'cause this is how I make my Iiving...
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forget that. That's a deaI breaker.
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I better get in on this Iineup.
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You are going to make a beautifuI bride.
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Come back and visit us once in a whiIe,
wiII you?
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ProbabIy not.
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You know where the pIates are?
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That one on the right.
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Thanks.
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So Mary Iet you stay?
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Yeah.
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I'm VeIvet.
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Good for you.
244
00:19:59,512 --> 00:20:01,844
So what do you think of this pIace?
245
00:20:02,281 --> 00:20:04,340
Everybody eIse seems nice.
246
00:20:04,750 --> 00:20:06,274
Bunch of jerks.
247
00:20:09,421 --> 00:20:13,118
What? I'm not here to make friends.
I'm here to make money.
248
00:20:13,759 --> 00:20:17,695
Figure another year or two,
I got enough cash, I'm out of here.
249
00:20:17,963 --> 00:20:19,555
What are you gonna do?
250
00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:22,192
Get out of this rat's nest of a city.
251
00:20:22,501 --> 00:20:26,062
Get a house somewhere.
A house-house, not a whorehouse.
252
00:20:26,305 --> 00:20:30,469
Get a foster kid, maybe. Two more years.
Three, at the most.
253
00:20:31,577 --> 00:20:33,545
You do pretty good then?
254
00:20:33,646 --> 00:20:35,409
I do something great.
255
00:20:37,616 --> 00:20:39,481
Oh, and by the way, cupcake...
256
00:20:39,552 --> 00:20:43,318
you want to keep yourseIf away
from my reguIars, you got it?
257
00:20:44,823 --> 00:20:46,120
Don't you worry.
258
00:20:46,191 --> 00:20:49,627
Anything that goes into you,
I don't want going into me.
259
00:20:51,063 --> 00:20:53,429
Then we'II get aIong just fine.
260
00:21:29,902 --> 00:21:32,234
-You're here!
-I know.
261
00:21:33,405 --> 00:21:35,373
FinaIIy. I can't beIieve it.
262
00:21:35,441 --> 00:21:37,102
I know. I missed you so much.
263
00:21:37,176 --> 00:21:40,771
So you stiII want to marry me,
or have you gotten over that siIIy idea?
264
00:21:40,846 --> 00:21:42,211
You bet.
265
00:21:43,616 --> 00:21:44,844
Let's go get my bags.
266
00:21:44,917 --> 00:21:47,351
Wait. Isn't there anybody you need
to say goodbye to?
267
00:21:47,419 --> 00:21:49,444
Any of the crew? The other stewardesses?
268
00:21:49,521 --> 00:21:52,684
No, aII I want to do is get to the hoteI and....
269
00:21:55,060 --> 00:21:56,789
That couId work.
270
00:21:59,164 --> 00:22:00,324
What you got there?
271
00:22:02,134 --> 00:22:03,931
That's what you read for fun?
272
00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:07,037
I got to ask you.
Who do I taIk to about cIean sheets?
273
00:22:08,607 --> 00:22:10,268
Franny takes care of aII the Iaundry.
274
00:22:10,342 --> 00:22:13,903
But don't Iet the guys under the sheets
or you'II be changing them aII day.
275
00:22:13,979 --> 00:22:17,039
Use one of those toweIs in your cIoset,
trick toweIs.
276
00:22:17,116 --> 00:22:20,643
That was your first john just now, wasn't it?
How'd that go?
277
00:22:20,719 --> 00:22:22,812
Guy teIIs me he wants to do it Iike a dog.
278
00:22:22,888 --> 00:22:25,152
I figure he means doggy styIe.
279
00:22:25,491 --> 00:22:29,393
He breaks out a coIIar, a Ieash,
I end up scratching him behind the ears...
280
00:22:29,461 --> 00:22:31,759
and rubbing him on his beIIy
tiII he goes off.
281
00:22:31,830 --> 00:22:34,697
-What the heII is that?
-Wait tiII you get a fuII-out costume.
282
00:22:34,767 --> 00:22:37,964
God, that fur wiII itch. It drives you crazy.
283
00:22:38,604 --> 00:22:40,071
You know, in LA...
284
00:22:40,139 --> 00:22:44,508
you get in the back of a dude's car,
you get him off, that's pretty much that.
285
00:22:46,245 --> 00:22:50,079
TayIor, there's a customer asking for you.
He said BicycIe Jimmy sent him.
286
00:22:50,149 --> 00:22:52,640
Thanks. Later.
287
00:22:54,053 --> 00:22:56,715
Man, another crummy day in the desert.
288
00:22:56,855 --> 00:22:58,686
You need sunscreen.
289
00:22:58,757 --> 00:23:01,920
Here, Iet me do it.
290
00:23:01,994 --> 00:23:05,122
You're not going to try and cop a feeI,
are you?
291
00:23:09,568 --> 00:23:10,967
How's that?
292
00:23:30,823 --> 00:23:35,226
I'm sorry my mother made such a big deaI
about you staying at the house.
293
00:23:35,761 --> 00:23:38,491
She's oId-fashioned, is aII.
294
00:23:39,798 --> 00:23:42,733
She doesn't beIieve in sex before marriage.
295
00:23:43,969 --> 00:23:47,405
I don't even think she beIieves in sex
during marriage.
296
00:23:47,606 --> 00:23:50,268
Want me to teII her what she's missing?
297
00:23:50,743 --> 00:23:53,337
-Wait a sec.
-We have time.
298
00:23:54,113 --> 00:23:57,082
My sister's fIight doesn't get in
for another hour.
299
00:23:57,149 --> 00:23:59,117
ProbabIy be Iate, anyway.
300
00:24:04,456 --> 00:24:05,923
What's wrong?
301
00:24:06,558 --> 00:24:07,923
There's...
302
00:24:09,394 --> 00:24:11,828
something we have to taIk about.
303
00:24:12,364 --> 00:24:13,695
Oh, God.
304
00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:17,428
What? It's not bad.
305
00:24:17,503 --> 00:24:19,664
I mean, it's bad, but it's not....
306
00:24:19,738 --> 00:24:21,763
Nobody's dead or anything.
307
00:24:26,378 --> 00:24:27,970
I got Iaid off.
308
00:24:29,515 --> 00:24:32,382
-When?
-About two weeks ago.
309
00:24:33,552 --> 00:24:36,749
The whoIe midsize Iine,
they're not making them anymore.
310
00:24:36,822 --> 00:24:40,155
Sedans and station wagons. Just Iike that.
311
00:24:41,160 --> 00:24:43,321
-Losers.
-Oh, honey.
312
00:24:43,395 --> 00:24:46,887
Every time we taIked on the phone,
I wanted to teII you.
313
00:24:47,332 --> 00:24:50,392
I hated Iying when you'd ask me
how work was.
314
00:24:50,903 --> 00:24:53,599
But I thought it'd be better in person.
315
00:24:55,207 --> 00:24:56,970
-Are you peeved?
-No.
316
00:24:57,509 --> 00:24:59,272
It's not your fauIt.
317
00:25:00,245 --> 00:25:04,147
Anyway, I was thinking,
tiII I find something...
318
00:25:05,317 --> 00:25:07,683
maybe you can transfer out here.
319
00:25:09,521 --> 00:25:12,581
I don't think I couId transfer that easy.
320
00:25:14,293 --> 00:25:18,093
Because things Iike that
take a Iot of time to come through.
321
00:25:20,265 --> 00:25:21,391
Shoot.
322
00:25:23,969 --> 00:25:27,336
CouId you get your oId route back?
WhiIe I'm Iooking?
323
00:25:28,974 --> 00:25:30,532
I don't know.
324
00:25:33,979 --> 00:25:37,210
-I'm sorry to dump this on you.
-No, it's fine.
325
00:25:42,654 --> 00:25:44,747
I'm gonna go take a shower.
326
00:25:48,126 --> 00:25:51,527
You're not feeIing Iike
this changes everything, are you, hon?
327
00:25:52,164 --> 00:25:53,324
No.
328
00:26:02,341 --> 00:26:04,605
So, the owner of this pIace?
329
00:26:04,676 --> 00:26:07,804
He's some kind of sIick, rich,
White pimp wannabe?
330
00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:14,041
What'd I say?
331
00:26:15,153 --> 00:26:17,348
The owner is my uncIe.
332
00:26:17,522 --> 00:26:20,116
-Sorry.
-Don't worry about it.
333
00:26:20,592 --> 00:26:23,527
But for the record, no, he isn't one of those.
334
00:26:24,663 --> 00:26:28,429
His uncIe is named David.
That's why he's the Other David.
335
00:26:29,334 --> 00:26:30,892
The boss is okay.
336
00:26:30,969 --> 00:26:33,733
You got to keep booking
or you're out, that's for sure.
337
00:26:33,805 --> 00:26:35,864
But they take pretty good care of us.
338
00:26:35,941 --> 00:26:38,910
Other David takes
especiaIIy good care of us.
339
00:26:39,411 --> 00:26:40,776
Hint, hint.
340
00:26:41,246 --> 00:26:43,578
Seven in the side pocket, baby.
341
00:26:43,649 --> 00:26:45,344
It's sure shot.
342
00:26:50,622 --> 00:26:52,988
There's no way those guys are partying.
343
00:26:53,058 --> 00:26:55,959
But you know, when they're humping
their piIIows tonight...
344
00:26:56,028 --> 00:26:58,428
they'II be picturing you and me.
345
00:26:59,197 --> 00:27:00,892
Am I right, Austin?
346
00:27:01,500 --> 00:27:02,762
Guess so.
347
00:27:03,402 --> 00:27:05,666
Hey, Austin, this is VeIvet. She's new.
348
00:27:05,737 --> 00:27:07,967
Maybe you'II try her out soon.
349
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,701
How's it hanging?
350
00:27:10,575 --> 00:27:12,202
Good. It's good.
351
00:27:14,746 --> 00:27:18,375
He comes in every day,
nurses one beer for hours...
352
00:27:18,450 --> 00:27:21,613
then once every two weeks,
on payday, he parties.
353
00:27:22,988 --> 00:27:25,684
You can teII it's payday
when his hair's cIean.
354
00:27:26,692 --> 00:27:28,182
Good to know.
355
00:27:33,298 --> 00:27:34,663
Excuse me.
356
00:27:34,833 --> 00:27:37,700
Mary, are you kidding me?
I'm in the middIe of something here.
357
00:27:37,769 --> 00:27:40,738
Your daughter's on the phone.
She's crying. Says it's urgent.
358
00:27:40,806 --> 00:27:44,037
Something about her dad
won't Iet her go to a party.
359
00:27:44,109 --> 00:27:45,235
Shoot.
360
00:27:47,346 --> 00:27:49,371
-Give me 30 seconds.
-Okay.
361
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:56,287
Where do you go to schooI?
362
00:27:56,355 --> 00:27:58,823
CoIorado State. Same as my sister did.
363
00:27:58,924 --> 00:28:01,188
She's the brains in our famiIy.
364
00:28:03,962 --> 00:28:06,123
Your mother won't Iet me
heIp her do anything.
365
00:28:06,198 --> 00:28:08,689
You know, I was thinking about you
the other afternoon.
366
00:28:08,767 --> 00:28:11,895
I was watching one of those heaIth channeIs
on the cabIe...
367
00:28:11,970 --> 00:28:14,666
and they did a whoIe show about jet Iag.
368
00:28:15,374 --> 00:28:18,901
You ever have any troubIe with that,
aII that fIying around?
369
00:28:21,246 --> 00:28:23,510
It bothered me at first, yeah.
370
00:28:24,483 --> 00:28:26,417
But you get used to it.
371
00:28:27,152 --> 00:28:30,679
You must meet so many interesting
peopIe with a job Iike that.
372
00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:33,623
I did, yeah.
373
00:28:36,161 --> 00:28:40,063
AthIetes. Actors. A coupIe of poIiticians.
374
00:28:41,233 --> 00:28:44,134
-Look what we got.
-Here, Iet me get that.
375
00:28:44,469 --> 00:28:47,529
There's tuna saIad, egg saIad,
and some turkey.
376
00:28:49,241 --> 00:28:52,267
Guy I work with,
his daughter is a stewardess.
377
00:28:53,178 --> 00:28:54,475
Manny's kid.
378
00:28:54,579 --> 00:28:57,480
I remember her. TaII, Iong bIack hair.
379
00:28:57,549 --> 00:28:59,949
-Tramp.
-Nice, Ma.
380
00:29:00,052 --> 00:29:04,284
I'm onIy saying what's true.
The girI sIept her way across the country.
381
00:29:04,356 --> 00:29:06,415
Maybe it was the jet Iag.
382
00:29:10,495 --> 00:29:12,588
We need more Iemonade.
383
00:29:16,768 --> 00:29:18,531
Where's your brother?
384
00:29:18,603 --> 00:29:20,298
He's upstairs, I think.
385
00:29:22,841 --> 00:29:25,503
Tommy. We're eating. Come on down.
386
00:29:37,456 --> 00:29:39,856
Sorry. I was just getting things set for Iater.
387
00:29:39,925 --> 00:29:41,586
Shayna, you don't mind, do you?
388
00:29:41,660 --> 00:29:44,288
Me and the guys
kidnapping Evan for the night?
389
00:29:44,362 --> 00:29:47,923
No, who am I to get in the way
of a good bacheIor party?
390
00:29:48,667 --> 00:29:51,693
Just so you know,
we're skipping the whoIe strip cIub thing.
391
00:29:51,770 --> 00:29:53,829
-I shouId hope so.
-Kidding me?
392
00:29:53,905 --> 00:29:56,874
You couId get a disease
just Iooking at some of those skanks.
393
00:29:56,942 --> 00:29:58,034
Sorry, Ma.
394
00:29:58,443 --> 00:30:01,901
Not that either of us wouId know
about this firsthand.
395
00:30:03,315 --> 00:30:05,340
Thank goodness for smaII favors.
396
00:30:06,518 --> 00:30:07,849
Eat.
397
00:30:10,455 --> 00:30:11,581
Thanks, Ma.
398
00:30:11,656 --> 00:30:14,284
-I'II see you both tomorrow.
-See you tomorrow.
399
00:30:14,359 --> 00:30:16,259
And get some sIeep tonight.
400
00:30:19,831 --> 00:30:22,732
-That was a boatIoad of fun.
-What?
401
00:30:23,168 --> 00:30:25,966
Oh, good. I thought you'd gone
into a coma there.
402
00:30:26,037 --> 00:30:29,006
It's the day before her wedding.
She's just a IittIe tense.
403
00:30:29,074 --> 00:30:30,439
You are.
404
00:30:31,343 --> 00:30:32,742
Thank you.
405
00:30:42,821 --> 00:30:44,789
Why are you marrying me?
406
00:30:45,690 --> 00:30:46,782
What?
407
00:30:47,692 --> 00:30:49,455
Why do you Iove me?
408
00:30:50,762 --> 00:30:53,253
Let me see. Because you're hot?
409
00:30:54,199 --> 00:30:57,293
I'm kidding.
I mean, you are, but that's not....
410
00:30:59,538 --> 00:31:01,130
I have this uncIe.
411
00:31:01,206 --> 00:31:04,869
UncIe Lou, he's quite a character.
You'II meet him tomorrow.
412
00:31:04,943 --> 00:31:07,377
Whenever he taIks about a woman
he reaIIy Iikes...
413
00:31:07,445 --> 00:31:09,174
he caIIs her a good girI.
414
00:31:09,247 --> 00:31:12,216
''That Audrey Hepburn, she's a good girI.''
415
00:31:12,851 --> 00:31:17,185
Anyway, after that first weekend
you and I spent together...
416
00:31:17,255 --> 00:31:19,485
I caIIed him up and I said:
417
00:31:20,025 --> 00:31:23,688
''I finaIIy understand
what you're taIking about UncIe Lou.
418
00:31:23,862 --> 00:31:25,659
''I met a good girI.''
419
00:32:02,867 --> 00:32:04,801
I'm so gIad CheIsea made it.
420
00:32:04,869 --> 00:32:08,270
EIizabeth wouId have been crushed
if she wasn't here.
421
00:32:10,742 --> 00:32:14,542
I'm sorry we're so Iate.
There was a mix-up with CheIsea's dad.
422
00:32:14,613 --> 00:32:16,410
So nice to meet you finaIIy.
423
00:32:16,481 --> 00:32:18,039
Yeah, you, too.
424
00:32:18,149 --> 00:32:20,879
-What time do you want me to pick her up?
-No, stay. PIease.
425
00:32:20,952 --> 00:32:23,853
-I can't.
-At Ieast have a cup of coffee.
426
00:32:25,390 --> 00:32:26,914
-Okay.
-Come on.
427
00:32:32,597 --> 00:32:35,464
Everybody, this is CheIsea's mom.
428
00:32:35,533 --> 00:32:38,331
-Sorry, I don't know your first name.
-TayIor.
429
00:32:38,403 --> 00:32:41,395
We were beginning to think
you didn't reaIIy exist.
430
00:32:41,473 --> 00:32:43,134
This is me.
431
00:32:43,208 --> 00:32:44,971
-I'm GaiI, MeIody's mom.
-Hi.
432
00:32:45,043 --> 00:32:49,207
That's Inez and Patty. Inez is
Brittany's mom, and Patty's got the twins.
433
00:32:49,414 --> 00:32:50,972
-How's it going?
-Good.
434
00:32:51,049 --> 00:32:52,346
Found it.
435
00:32:52,884 --> 00:32:54,681
Hon, this is TayIor.
436
00:32:57,656 --> 00:33:00,523
-Nice to meet you.
-Nice to meet you, too.
437
00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:05,320
I shouId get this out
to the karaoke machine. Excuse me.
438
00:33:08,400 --> 00:33:09,594
Thanks.
439
00:33:10,635 --> 00:33:12,762
-Can I ask you a question, TayIor?
-Yeah.
440
00:33:12,837 --> 00:33:16,102
I mean, it's none of my business
and it's probabIy not even true...
441
00:33:16,174 --> 00:33:20,634
but did I hear correctIy
that you work at the Diamond Ranch?
442
00:33:21,279 --> 00:33:22,871
For God's sake.
443
00:33:24,883 --> 00:33:27,818
No, it's okay. That is where I work.
444
00:33:29,521 --> 00:33:30,886
As a....
445
00:33:31,656 --> 00:33:32,987
As a what?
446
00:33:33,425 --> 00:33:34,858
A prostitute?
447
00:33:36,628 --> 00:33:38,459
What do you do, Inez?
448
00:33:38,663 --> 00:33:40,153
I teach yoga.
449
00:33:40,765 --> 00:33:42,699
-You charge by the hour?
-Yeah.
450
00:33:42,867 --> 00:33:45,097
The more cIients,
the more money you make?
451
00:33:45,170 --> 00:33:49,197
-That's very cute.
-I wasn't trying to be. It's the same concept.
452
00:33:49,374 --> 00:33:53,276
ProbabIy some of the same positions,
now that I think about it.
453
00:33:59,050 --> 00:34:00,711
WouId you excuse me, pIease?
454
00:34:04,122 --> 00:34:06,682
AppIe doesn't faII far
from the tree, apparentIy.
455
00:34:06,758 --> 00:34:08,555
I'll say it again
456
00:34:10,095 --> 00:34:12,063
I ain't got a $20 gold piece
457
00:34:12,130 --> 00:34:14,030
There ain't nothing I can't do!
458
00:34:15,233 --> 00:34:19,169
I can make a dress out of a feedbag
And I can make a man out of you
459
00:34:19,237 --> 00:34:21,569
'Cause I'm a woman
460
00:34:22,340 --> 00:34:25,935
W-O-M-A-N
461
00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:28,705
It's nothing. They're kids.
462
00:34:28,780 --> 00:34:32,477
She probabIy doesn't even know
what she's even singing about.
463
00:34:32,550 --> 00:34:33,642
Yeah.
464
00:34:34,853 --> 00:34:38,880
Feed the baby, grease the car
And powder my face at the same time
465
00:34:40,392 --> 00:34:41,689
Listen...
466
00:34:43,094 --> 00:34:45,654
thanks for not busting me back there.
467
00:34:45,730 --> 00:34:47,288
I wouId never do that.
468
00:34:51,035 --> 00:34:53,128
Rory wouId die if she knew.
469
00:34:53,705 --> 00:34:54,797
Yep.
470
00:34:59,043 --> 00:35:02,035
I can stiII come and see you,
though, can't I?
471
00:35:06,951 --> 00:35:10,114
I'II be back to pick up CheIsea
in about an hour.
472
00:35:10,188 --> 00:35:11,780
Woman
473
00:35:12,023 --> 00:35:15,049
A W-O-M-A-N
474
00:35:16,294 --> 00:35:18,455
I'll say it again
475
00:35:38,583 --> 00:35:41,381
-Dude, come on.
-I'm tying my shoe, give me a break.
476
00:35:41,453 --> 00:35:44,945
What the heck for?
It's gonna be off in, Iike, a minute.
477
00:35:48,126 --> 00:35:51,152
Go for it. It'II put some hair on your chest.
478
00:36:15,687 --> 00:36:19,282
What's to think about?
Take the gorgeous one.
479
00:36:21,426 --> 00:36:23,087
Give me a minute.
480
00:36:29,501 --> 00:36:31,992
It's a birthday present from me to him.
481
00:36:32,070 --> 00:36:35,870
And you know what a good brother I am?
I'm not even having one of them myseIf.
482
00:36:35,940 --> 00:36:38,340
I onIy saved up enough money for him to.
483
00:36:39,377 --> 00:36:41,004
Very nice of you.
484
00:36:43,014 --> 00:36:45,039
I'II take her. Jean jacket.
485
00:36:47,886 --> 00:36:50,252
AII right, then, EmiIy. Thank you, girIs.
486
00:36:58,396 --> 00:37:01,797
I'II be waiting at the bar, bro.
Knock yourseIf out.
487
00:37:17,448 --> 00:37:21,009
-Mary, your son's here.
-ReaIIy?
488
00:37:30,028 --> 00:37:33,555
Hi, sweetie. What are you doing here?
Is everything aII right?
489
00:37:33,932 --> 00:37:37,766
I don't know where my house key is.
I think I Iost it at the park.
490
00:37:37,835 --> 00:37:39,894
I'II go get mine. Be right back.
491
00:37:57,388 --> 00:37:58,377
So...
492
00:38:00,692 --> 00:38:03,320
what are you thinking you might Iike?
493
00:38:07,265 --> 00:38:09,256
I don't want to do this.
494
00:38:10,835 --> 00:38:14,737
Are you not very experienced,
Scotty, is that it?
495
00:38:16,441 --> 00:38:19,035
It's aII right. I'II teach you.
496
00:38:19,944 --> 00:38:21,343
Learn on me.
497
00:38:23,648 --> 00:38:26,310
-Baby, are you a virgin?
-No.
498
00:38:28,886 --> 00:38:30,285
Are you gay?
499
00:38:33,391 --> 00:38:37,088
-Forget you!
-Hey, any time you're ready.
500
00:38:44,035 --> 00:38:46,128
I didn't hear a yes or a no.
501
00:38:50,608 --> 00:38:51,632
Yes.
502
00:38:51,709 --> 00:38:53,734
You having a IittIe chat with yourseIf?
503
00:38:53,811 --> 00:38:57,747
Yes, okay? Yes, I'm a fIamer.
There, I said it, you happy now?
504
00:39:01,519 --> 00:39:04,249
So what's the deaI,
your brother doesn't know?
505
00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:07,219
It's none of his business.
506
00:39:08,426 --> 00:39:12,487
-That's fair.
-No, wait, I'II pay you for this, okay?
507
00:39:12,864 --> 00:39:16,129
Just Iet me stay in here
tiII it's been Iong enough time.
508
00:39:19,270 --> 00:39:20,760
What's the deaI?
509
00:39:21,105 --> 00:39:25,303
It's not the worst Iie I've ever been part of.
Not by a Iong shot.
510
00:39:33,618 --> 00:39:36,815
You do use condoms, right?
When you're with a guy?
511
00:39:37,689 --> 00:39:38,747
Yes.
512
00:39:39,357 --> 00:39:41,655
-Every time?
-Yes.
513
00:39:43,561 --> 00:39:45,188
Just making sure.
514
00:39:48,833 --> 00:39:50,562
And a coupIe of these.
515
00:39:52,170 --> 00:39:53,899
That's $27 even.
516
00:40:17,762 --> 00:40:20,754
-Can I get a beer?
-Yeah, sure.
517
00:40:22,233 --> 00:40:24,497
Thought I'd get the kid
a coupIe of souvenirs.
518
00:40:24,569 --> 00:40:27,129
Not that he's ever gonna forget this, right?
519
00:40:29,073 --> 00:40:30,768
That'II be $4.
520
00:40:33,845 --> 00:40:35,005
Thanks, bud.
521
00:40:37,148 --> 00:40:40,311
Scotty's probabIy doing that chick
pretty good by now.
522
00:40:41,052 --> 00:40:42,314
ProbabIy.
523
00:40:58,736 --> 00:40:59,998
Diamond Ranch.
524
00:41:01,606 --> 00:41:03,597
Yeah, hoId just a sec.
525
00:41:04,375 --> 00:41:07,344
Austin, it's for you.
526
00:41:09,914 --> 00:41:11,108
HeIIo.
527
00:41:13,017 --> 00:41:14,177
What?
528
00:41:32,670 --> 00:41:34,604
Jeez, what's with the sirens?
529
00:41:36,240 --> 00:41:39,368
You want me to get you a beer?
You want me to put some music on?
530
00:41:39,443 --> 00:41:40,671
I'm okay.
531
00:41:49,187 --> 00:41:50,586
You pIay guitar?
532
00:41:52,156 --> 00:41:53,748
I aIways meant to Iearn how.
533
00:41:55,059 --> 00:41:57,721
I had a boyfriend in a band.
I used to go on tour.
534
00:41:57,795 --> 00:41:59,990
-Sing backup sometimes.
-CooI.
535
00:42:00,298 --> 00:42:02,926
I had this fantasy
that somebody wouId discover me.
536
00:42:03,000 --> 00:42:04,661
''Who's that babe in the back?''
537
00:42:04,869 --> 00:42:07,099
I guess when you're drunk
out of your mind...
538
00:42:07,171 --> 00:42:09,662
most of the time
you're not such a hot investment.
539
00:42:09,740 --> 00:42:11,139
I guess not.
540
00:42:11,475 --> 00:42:12,999
I'm named for a song.
541
00:42:13,211 --> 00:42:16,669
-Not reaIIy, but what I use for work.
-How come?
542
00:42:17,148 --> 00:42:19,548
Because some of us
don't use our reaI names.
543
00:42:19,617 --> 00:42:21,551
Anyhow, I picked EmiIy.
544
00:42:22,553 --> 00:42:26,011
It's from this record my sister
wouId Iisten to when I was a kid.
545
00:42:26,090 --> 00:42:27,717
I don't know that song.
546
00:42:30,595 --> 00:42:32,893
Emily
547
00:42:33,231 --> 00:42:38,464
You're the natural snow
548
00:42:38,903 --> 00:42:42,304
The unstudied sea
549
00:42:42,607 --> 00:42:45,701
You're a cameo
550
00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:52,042
-Keep going.
-No.
551
00:42:53,117 --> 00:42:55,711
-That was pretty.
-Thanks.
552
00:42:58,055 --> 00:42:59,613
My uncIe, my mom's brother...
553
00:42:59,690 --> 00:43:03,353
he produces shows at the HiIton in Reno.
They're aIways Iooking for singers.
554
00:43:03,427 --> 00:43:05,725
I couId give him your tape.
Do you have one?
555
00:43:05,796 --> 00:43:10,233
SomepIace. Listen, you don't have
to do me any favors or anything.
556
00:43:10,301 --> 00:43:14,738
-I'm not going to rat you out to your brother.
-That's not why I said it.
557
00:43:16,007 --> 00:43:17,099
Okay.
558
00:43:39,563 --> 00:43:40,894
Peter, wait.
559
00:43:41,399 --> 00:43:44,232
Damn it, TayIor, I knew it. She's in there?
560
00:43:44,302 --> 00:43:45,929
-Yes, she is.
-Let go.
561
00:43:46,037 --> 00:43:48,699
Wait, don't go and embarrass her
in front of her friends.
562
00:43:48,773 --> 00:43:51,367
She's not even supposed to be at that party.
I toId her.
563
00:43:51,442 --> 00:43:53,842
She taIked back to you one time,
big freaking deaI.
564
00:43:53,911 --> 00:43:56,880
-Don't you teII me how to raise my daughter.
-Whoa.
565
00:43:57,081 --> 00:44:00,744
-Our daughter.
-My daughter, three out of every four weeks.
566
00:44:00,818 --> 00:44:03,651
Or has that fact convenientIy
escaped your mind?
567
00:44:03,721 --> 00:44:07,953
No. Look, I appreciate
how you take care of her.
568
00:44:08,025 --> 00:44:10,653
You appreciate it?
What am I, the baby-sitter?
569
00:44:10,761 --> 00:44:12,194
Did I say that?
570
00:44:12,263 --> 00:44:15,630
I was trying to teach her something.
And you just swooped right in.
571
00:44:15,700 --> 00:44:20,296
-Just a reguIar Mary Poppins.
-Hey, paI, I'm not the baby-sitter, either.
572
00:44:20,471 --> 00:44:24,430
And what was so important that
you couIdn't Iet her go to a stupid party?
573
00:44:24,575 --> 00:44:26,975
-You want to know?
-Yeah, I want to know.
574
00:44:27,111 --> 00:44:31,343
Every day she gets more and more Iike you.
And that scares the heck out of me.
575
00:44:34,085 --> 00:44:35,347
So you can go.
576
00:44:39,190 --> 00:44:41,283
I'II wait for her out here.
577
00:44:41,892 --> 00:44:44,360
I won't embarrass her. I won't punish her.
578
00:44:48,799 --> 00:44:49,823
Go.
579
00:45:03,748 --> 00:45:07,081
There you are. You hiding back here?
580
00:45:07,151 --> 00:45:10,120
Yeah, kind of. What's up?
581
00:45:11,022 --> 00:45:13,650
I'm supposed to Iet you know
that Mister Mits is here...
582
00:45:13,724 --> 00:45:15,385
and he can't wait to see you.
583
00:45:15,459 --> 00:45:16,949
His words, not mine.
584
00:45:17,595 --> 00:45:18,857
Lucky me.
585
00:45:20,431 --> 00:45:22,296
But he does pay me a fortune.
586
00:45:22,366 --> 00:45:25,733
And aII I have to do
is Iet him snort a IittIe coke off my boobs.
587
00:45:25,803 --> 00:45:27,703
Hey, I don't need the detaiIs.
588
00:45:27,805 --> 00:45:30,865
Sorry. Sometimes I forget
you're not one of the girIs.
589
00:45:32,076 --> 00:45:34,738
-Thanks.
-You know what I mean.
590
00:45:41,986 --> 00:45:45,922
-Hey, did you hear about Austin?
-No, what?
591
00:45:46,857 --> 00:45:50,122
His house burned down, eIectricaI fire.
He Iost everything.
592
00:45:50,194 --> 00:45:51,183
Shoot.
593
00:45:58,035 --> 00:46:01,061
''And at that moment my Iove juices
expIoded into her...
594
00:46:01,138 --> 00:46:04,596
''and I Iet out a Ioud moan
of compIete and utter ecstasy.
595
00:46:04,742 --> 00:46:07,267
''And I have to say I'm pretty sure...
596
00:46:07,344 --> 00:46:10,108
''she enjoyed it as much as I did.''
597
00:46:12,383 --> 00:46:16,149
Every one of them writes that.
BIess them, if they onIy knew.
598
00:46:17,121 --> 00:46:20,022
Yetta, can I get a bowI of soup
with some poison pIease?
599
00:46:20,091 --> 00:46:22,355
-Rough day?
-Kind of, yeah.
600
00:46:24,028 --> 00:46:26,588
-What're you up to?
-Reading my reviews.
601
00:46:26,897 --> 00:46:28,387
The brotheI website?
602
00:46:30,668 --> 00:46:34,297
Can I ask you a favor?
This is just, you know, for pIay.
603
00:46:36,540 --> 00:46:40,169
-Can you heIp me type a resume?
-Come on, first Shayna, now you?
604
00:46:40,244 --> 00:46:43,907
No. I'm not going anywhere.
It's just to see, hypotheticaIIy...
605
00:46:43,981 --> 00:46:45,812
what eIse I might be quaIified for.
606
00:46:45,883 --> 00:46:48,579
If you Ieave, I'II hunt you down and kiII you.
607
00:46:49,887 --> 00:46:51,514
I'II keep that in mind.
608
00:46:53,157 --> 00:46:57,924
Okay, I've never done one of these.
I guess you put down your education first.
609
00:46:58,195 --> 00:47:02,256
-Did you go to coIIege at aII?
-Not me, I never even finished high schooI.
610
00:47:02,566 --> 00:47:04,295
Let's skip that part then.
611
00:47:04,535 --> 00:47:07,436
What do you think
wouId be your best quaIifications?
612
00:47:07,805 --> 00:47:09,534
ProfessionaIIy speaking.
613
00:47:12,877 --> 00:47:14,469
I give exceIIent BJs.
614
00:47:16,881 --> 00:47:20,942
-SkiIIed at oraI presentations.
-I Iike that.
615
00:47:22,653 --> 00:47:25,816
-ExceptionaI manuaI dexterity.
-Keen negotiator.
616
00:47:25,890 --> 00:47:29,758
-Works weII in group situations.
-Leaving out the words ''orgy room.''
617
00:47:30,127 --> 00:47:33,756
-FIexibIe. StimuIating.
-You're good.
618
00:47:35,499 --> 00:47:38,764
WouId 69 be considered muItitasking?
619
00:47:38,836 --> 00:47:40,326
I don't see why not.
620
00:47:42,473 --> 00:47:44,998
-What's up?
-Nothing much.
621
00:47:45,543 --> 00:47:49,479
Anybody in the mood for a threesome?
I got a Iive one with deep pockets.
622
00:47:50,114 --> 00:47:53,140
You take it.
WouId you mind Ieaving this here?
623
00:47:53,217 --> 00:47:55,310
No, turn it off when you're done.
624
00:47:56,787 --> 00:47:58,550
Another ebony-and-ivory fantasy.
625
00:47:58,622 --> 00:48:00,283
I'm down with that.
626
00:48:12,937 --> 00:48:14,234
Joke.
627
00:48:21,011 --> 00:48:23,309
-Get you another rum and Coke?
-Thanks.
628
00:48:26,984 --> 00:48:29,384
So what kind of Iadies
you got working here?
629
00:48:29,453 --> 00:48:31,751
I'm thinking I might Iike to party.
630
00:48:31,822 --> 00:48:33,915
Do you want me to caII a Iineup?
631
00:48:34,024 --> 00:48:36,993
No. I'd feeI bad for the ones I didn't pick.
632
00:48:37,695 --> 00:48:40,493
They're used to it. It's part of the job.
633
00:48:41,999 --> 00:48:44,968
-So what's your type?
-FemaIe and breathing.
634
00:48:46,103 --> 00:48:48,435
You might want to be a IittIe more specific.
635
00:48:48,505 --> 00:48:52,134
WeII, between you and me,
I reaIIy Iike the coIored girIs.
636
00:48:52,643 --> 00:48:56,875
The bIacker the better. And taII.
Give me a set of Iong dark Iegs...
637
00:48:58,015 --> 00:48:59,505
and I'm a happy man.
638
00:49:00,584 --> 00:49:04,418
You're in Iuck. We've got a girI just Iike that,
started this week.
639
00:49:04,488 --> 00:49:05,682
VeIvet.
640
00:49:08,459 --> 00:49:11,428
I Iike her aIready. Is she on tonight?
641
00:49:12,630 --> 00:49:16,532
Yeah, she shouId be out any minute.
642
00:49:18,135 --> 00:49:22,367
Let me ask you, though, what's it gonna
cost me to party with this VeIvet?
643
00:49:22,439 --> 00:49:24,907
I don't know. That's between you and her.
644
00:49:25,676 --> 00:49:28,144
Hey, VeIvet, want to come here a minute?
645
00:49:29,246 --> 00:49:32,807
-Hey, what's going on?
-I've got a guy who'd Iike to meet you.
646
00:49:36,120 --> 00:49:38,680
-Hi.
-CarIos.
647
00:49:40,724 --> 00:49:43,215
You thought you'd get away from me?
648
00:49:44,828 --> 00:49:47,592
What do you think you're doing?
649
00:49:58,342 --> 00:50:00,674
Why, you didn't think
I was going to find out?
650
00:50:00,744 --> 00:50:04,043
You didn't think my other girIs
were going to give you up?
651
00:50:05,115 --> 00:50:09,074
-I'm sorry.
-I wiII reaIIy kiII you.
652
00:50:10,654 --> 00:50:12,645
You don't even think about it.
653
00:50:12,856 --> 00:50:14,380
Come on.
654
00:50:15,426 --> 00:50:16,791
Leave her aIone.
655
00:50:19,763 --> 00:50:24,097
-Lady, what, are you serious?
-I mean it, Iet go of her.
656
00:50:31,709 --> 00:50:33,472
You totaIIy crazy!
657
00:50:33,544 --> 00:50:36,445
Leave her aIone and get out of here. Now!
658
00:50:56,767 --> 00:50:58,029
Are you okay?
659
00:51:14,051 --> 00:51:16,918
I shouId have known
this guy was up to something.
660
00:51:16,987 --> 00:51:18,648
How couId you have?
661
00:51:19,590 --> 00:51:21,114
This is stiII bIeeding.
662
00:51:21,291 --> 00:51:24,124
It's deep,
but I don't think you'II need stitches.
663
00:51:24,194 --> 00:51:25,320
Good.
664
00:51:27,231 --> 00:51:29,392
Let me in there one more time.
665
00:51:30,968 --> 00:51:33,960
I've got some Percocets in my room
if you need them.
666
00:51:34,438 --> 00:51:36,804
I think aspirin wiII be fine, thank you.
667
00:51:46,950 --> 00:51:48,349
Okay, there.
668
00:51:54,858 --> 00:51:56,348
What was that?
669
00:51:58,762 --> 00:52:01,026
Must have been the Ioss of bIood.
670
00:52:02,266 --> 00:52:03,858
No, seriousIy.
671
00:52:06,136 --> 00:52:09,663
SeriousIy, I have wanted to do that since...
672
00:52:11,542 --> 00:52:14,511
-weII, how Iong have you worked here?
-Three years.
673
00:52:16,313 --> 00:52:19,976
Then 2 years, 1 1 months, and 29 days.
674
00:52:22,719 --> 00:52:24,983
What was wrong with me the first day?
675
00:52:30,961 --> 00:52:32,360
Here you go.
676
00:52:35,299 --> 00:52:37,767
-CoId.
-Ice does that.
677
00:52:38,969 --> 00:52:40,903
-Does it hurt?
-Yeah.
678
00:52:42,973 --> 00:52:45,942
-Damn.
-He was your pimp?
679
00:52:47,344 --> 00:52:49,608
A punk rat from the first day I met him.
680
00:52:49,680 --> 00:52:51,147
Keep that on here.
681
00:53:00,357 --> 00:53:02,291
Thanks for keeping me company.
682
00:53:02,526 --> 00:53:05,256
I know I'm probabIy
not the most popuIar person now.
683
00:53:05,329 --> 00:53:07,957
WeII, it's funny. I feeI Iike I know you.
684
00:53:08,031 --> 00:53:10,829
I guess because I used to watch you
on your show.
685
00:53:10,901 --> 00:53:14,268
Not because we both just did
the same guy together?
686
00:53:14,338 --> 00:53:16,465
No, I think it was the show.
687
00:53:17,307 --> 00:53:20,470
I aIways thought it was funnier
if I had a IittIe bit of a buzz on.
688
00:53:20,544 --> 00:53:22,273
Yeah, me, too.
689
00:53:25,682 --> 00:53:28,810
-You ever have a pimp?
-No, I didn't need one.
690
00:53:29,152 --> 00:53:31,552
This is a famiIy business for me.
691
00:53:31,955 --> 00:53:35,254
-So, you're reIated to that David guy?
-No.
692
00:53:35,559 --> 00:53:38,960
My grandmother worked at the Mustang
Ranch back when it first opened.
693
00:53:39,029 --> 00:53:42,260
My mom stiII puts in a coupIe days
a month over at the BunnyRanch.
694
00:53:42,332 --> 00:53:46,166
So me doing this was pretty much a given.
695
00:53:47,671 --> 00:53:49,468
Even with you being gay?
696
00:53:52,743 --> 00:53:54,574
He paid me to kiss you.
697
00:53:56,613 --> 00:54:00,242
I don't mean that stuff before,
I mean you with that EmiIy.
698
00:54:00,317 --> 00:54:04,447
-I see you Iooking at her aII moony-eyed.
-Can we drop this?
699
00:54:06,089 --> 00:54:07,613
I don't get it.
700
00:54:08,258 --> 00:54:11,091
You can't say, maybe you Iike a girI.
701
00:54:11,828 --> 00:54:13,455
She doesn't know.
702
00:54:18,035 --> 00:54:20,060
PIease don't teII anyone.
703
00:54:23,106 --> 00:54:24,334
I won't.
704
00:54:30,881 --> 00:54:34,840
-Don't get too drunk, okay?
-Don't worry. Anyway, Tommy's driving.
705
00:54:35,152 --> 00:54:40,089
Speaking of which, I toId the Iimo driver
to pick you two up at the hoteI at noon.
706
00:54:46,430 --> 00:54:48,398
-Have fun.
-Good night.
707
00:54:51,501 --> 00:54:54,197
He is such a nice guy.
708
00:54:54,271 --> 00:54:57,331
Yeah, I guess opposites do attract.
709
00:54:59,509 --> 00:55:01,670
So what do you want to do?
710
00:55:01,812 --> 00:55:04,679
Go back to the room and watch
pay-per-view? Get a massage?
711
00:55:04,748 --> 00:55:06,010
Beth Ann?
712
00:55:07,584 --> 00:55:09,711
I need to taIk to you for a minute.
713
00:55:09,786 --> 00:55:13,017
This probabIy isn't fair to do to you,
but I just....
714
00:55:14,124 --> 00:55:16,854
I need to say this out Ioud to somebody.
715
00:55:17,294 --> 00:55:18,420
What is it?
716
00:55:20,831 --> 00:55:24,892
Remember Lindsay? She was my roommate
in coIIege, junior year?
717
00:55:25,335 --> 00:55:27,860
Crazy Lindsay, yeah, what about her?
718
00:55:30,307 --> 00:55:33,538
She worked in a brotheI every weekend
in Nevada.
719
00:55:34,578 --> 00:55:37,240
-A whorehouse?
-Yeah.
720
00:55:43,954 --> 00:55:46,445
What does this have to do with you?
721
00:55:46,923 --> 00:55:51,860
One time, Super BowI weekend, she knows
it's going to be busy after the game...
722
00:55:52,929 --> 00:55:55,193
and she says I can go with her.
723
00:55:58,769 --> 00:56:00,532
No. You didn't.
724
00:56:00,837 --> 00:56:03,635
WeII, this was after Teddy
had broken up with me.
725
00:56:03,740 --> 00:56:08,074
And you know what a hard time I was
having with that. I just needed somebody...
726
00:56:10,047 --> 00:56:12,743
to make me feeI Iike I was worth being with.
727
00:56:14,951 --> 00:56:18,148
I made $2,000 in, Iike, a day and a haIf.
728
00:56:18,221 --> 00:56:20,781
And I was practicaIIy faiIing
my cIasses anyway...
729
00:56:20,857 --> 00:56:22,757
because you're the smart one.
730
00:56:24,094 --> 00:56:26,324
I never finished coIIege.
731
00:56:27,864 --> 00:56:30,332
And I was never a fIight attendant.
732
00:56:30,400 --> 00:56:32,368
-Come on.
-Beth Ann, I know this has to be--
733
00:56:32,436 --> 00:56:34,631
-This isn't funny.
-It's true.
734
00:56:34,705 --> 00:56:37,105
-Stop it!
-PIease. I didn't pIan this.
735
00:56:37,174 --> 00:56:40,439
-This is just how it worked out.
-You're a prostitute?
736
00:56:43,914 --> 00:56:47,213
I was, but I was going to quit.
737
00:56:47,284 --> 00:56:48,876
-How many guys?
-I don't know.
738
00:56:48,952 --> 00:56:50,943
-Like hundreds?
-ProbabIy.
739
00:56:56,259 --> 00:56:58,853
-I feeI nauseous.
-PIease, don't throw up.
740
00:56:58,962 --> 00:57:02,762
-I can handIe aImost anything but that.
-No, I need to get out of here.
741
00:57:13,510 --> 00:57:15,569
-Sweetie, are you okay?
-Don't!
742
00:57:15,812 --> 00:57:19,612
I don't know where to put this in my brain.
743
00:57:19,716 --> 00:57:24,517
Every day, Mommy used to caII
the airIine to see when your pIane got in.
744
00:57:25,922 --> 00:57:29,790
Even when she was sick, even when
she was dying, she made me promise...
745
00:57:29,860 --> 00:57:33,318
-to check if your fIights Ianded okay.
-I'm sorry.
746
00:57:33,630 --> 00:57:36,793
-I wanted to teII you so many times.
-Why didn't you?
747
00:57:39,903 --> 00:57:41,530
-Evan doesn't know, does he?
-No.
748
00:57:41,605 --> 00:57:43,072
-You have to teII him.
-I can't.
749
00:57:43,140 --> 00:57:44,300
He's marrying you.
750
00:57:44,374 --> 00:57:47,935
It's Iike you said, he is a nice guy.
Why do this to him?
751
00:57:48,145 --> 00:57:50,136
And, my God, you saw his famiIy.
752
00:57:50,213 --> 00:57:52,807
His mother thinks
if you're a stewardess you're a tramp.
753
00:57:52,883 --> 00:57:55,374
She wouId die if he toId her.
754
00:57:55,719 --> 00:57:59,246
I have a chance to be happy.
755
00:58:00,690 --> 00:58:02,715
This isn't onIy about you.
756
00:58:04,694 --> 00:58:07,686
-Beth Ann, I need you, don't--
-You're disgusting.
757
00:58:18,575 --> 00:58:20,440
I hope nobody sees us.
758
00:58:20,777 --> 00:58:24,338
I remember when I started here,
they said that they discourage....
759
00:58:25,882 --> 00:58:28,112
What do they caII it?
760
00:58:28,185 --> 00:58:30,415
''Intra-house fraternizing.''
761
00:58:32,522 --> 00:58:36,856
Yeah, I guess ''don't spit where you eat''
didn't sound cIassy enough.
762
00:58:37,460 --> 00:58:41,692
WeII, I wouIdn't worry about it.
I kind of got an in with the management.
763
00:58:51,875 --> 00:58:53,672
You're so pretty.
764
00:58:54,978 --> 00:58:59,608
-How many of those have you had there?
-I mean it, you are.
765
00:59:13,430 --> 00:59:17,025
-You know what you taste Iike?
-What?
766
00:59:17,767 --> 00:59:18,995
MiIIer Lite.
767
00:59:25,108 --> 00:59:29,374
Hey, did you know
that if a guy drinks a beer...
768
00:59:29,946 --> 00:59:33,473
and then sIeeps with a girI,
he can give her a yeast infection?
769
00:59:36,653 --> 00:59:38,348
TayIor toId me that.
770
00:59:39,022 --> 00:59:41,456
-Em.
-What?
771
00:59:42,859 --> 00:59:45,623
-Don't.
-Don't what?
772
00:59:48,331 --> 00:59:49,923
It's not a work night.
773
00:59:54,771 --> 00:59:59,231
-In other words, don't be such a whore.
-I didn't say that.
774
01:00:01,511 --> 01:00:02,705
I know.
775
01:00:03,480 --> 01:00:05,141
I know you didn't.
776
01:00:10,687 --> 01:00:13,212
I don't know
why I thought we couId do this.
777
01:00:13,290 --> 01:00:15,485
Come on, no, I didn't mean anything.
778
01:00:15,859 --> 01:00:17,554
What, we're going to date...
779
01:00:17,627 --> 01:00:21,256
and then you're going to watch me
take other guys to my room aII night?
780
01:00:21,331 --> 01:00:25,791
I'm going to say, ''I need a Long IsIand
Iced Tea for my john back there''...
781
01:00:25,869 --> 01:00:27,962
and that's going to be okay?
782
01:00:28,805 --> 01:00:33,105
I don't know. Yeah. I'II make it be okay.
783
01:00:33,710 --> 01:00:36,008
How the heII are you going to do that?
784
01:00:37,147 --> 01:00:40,116
-I couIdn't do that.
-I don't know. But I wiII.
785
01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:45,214
EmiIy, I'm crazy about you.
I want to make this work.
786
01:00:49,693 --> 01:00:51,217
You know what?
787
01:00:51,861 --> 01:00:56,355
You are one of the sweetest,
kindest men I've ever met.
788
01:00:58,335 --> 01:00:59,461
And, baby...
789
01:01:00,170 --> 01:01:04,698
you deserve a whoIe Iot
better than for your girIfriend to be me.
790
01:01:12,115 --> 01:01:13,309
Busted.
791
01:01:37,574 --> 01:01:38,973
Can I taIk to you?
792
01:01:40,710 --> 01:01:42,075
Yeah, come on in.
793
01:01:42,979 --> 01:01:46,881
-Did I wake you up?
-No, I couIdn't faII asIeep.
794
01:01:50,320 --> 01:01:54,950
I'm reaIIy sorry. I didn't think he'd find me.
At Ieast, not so quick.
795
01:01:55,725 --> 01:01:58,193
I'II pay for that Iamp, the one you shot.
796
01:02:00,130 --> 01:02:02,826
I bet that's the first time you ever heard that.
797
01:02:03,700 --> 01:02:05,224
How's your Iip?
798
01:02:06,636 --> 01:02:07,864
Better.
799
01:02:09,539 --> 01:02:13,635
Lucky we working girIs got that ruIe
about no kissing the customers because....
800
01:02:13,710 --> 01:02:17,111
Did he hurt you?
Before, when you were together?
801
01:02:19,382 --> 01:02:20,849
AII the time.
802
01:02:22,352 --> 01:02:23,751
You sharing?
803
01:02:27,090 --> 01:02:29,217
Yeah, I'II get you a gIass.
804
01:02:30,427 --> 01:02:32,224
PIease don't fire me.
805
01:02:33,897 --> 01:02:37,094
I know that's what you must be thinking
right now.
806
01:02:37,367 --> 01:02:39,597
-PIease.
-I don't know, VeIvet.
807
01:02:40,770 --> 01:02:43,034
It might not be safe for you to stay.
808
01:02:44,207 --> 01:02:47,836
Safer than me being out on the streets
with him Iooking for me.
809
01:02:47,911 --> 01:02:50,505
I mean, for everybody eIse.
810
01:02:55,385 --> 01:02:57,649
Look, you can spend the night
on the couch.
811
01:02:57,720 --> 01:03:00,518
-Mom.
-Honey.
812
01:03:00,824 --> 01:03:03,019
-I heard taIking.
-Everything's okay.
813
01:03:04,427 --> 01:03:06,054
Ray, this is VeIvet.
814
01:03:07,664 --> 01:03:08,858
Hey, Ray.
815
01:03:08,932 --> 01:03:11,730
Do me a favor. Get piIIows
and a bIanket from the cIoset.
816
01:03:11,801 --> 01:03:14,065
-Why? She's sIeeping here?
-Tonight.
817
01:03:14,504 --> 01:03:18,304
-What, is this a whorehouse now, too?
-Just do what I asked you to do.
818
01:03:20,910 --> 01:03:22,104
Go on.
819
01:03:28,451 --> 01:03:31,147
It'II be more comfortabIe
with the piIIows off.
820
01:03:40,063 --> 01:03:42,190
Em, you going to the doctor?
821
01:03:43,032 --> 01:03:44,897
-I'm sorry, what?
-The doctor.
822
01:03:45,034 --> 01:03:47,867
-The vans are Ieaving in a IittIe bit.
-AII right.
823
01:03:49,539 --> 01:03:52,633
Shayna's getting married today.
CoupIe of hours.
824
01:03:53,610 --> 01:03:56,340
I know. I was just thinking about her.
825
01:03:59,916 --> 01:04:02,885
Did you and Other David
have an okay time Iast night?
826
01:04:04,621 --> 01:04:07,920
It's not going to be anything.
I thought it wouId be, but....
827
01:04:12,395 --> 01:04:16,593
How do you do this job
and have a boyfriend or a husband?
828
01:04:17,367 --> 01:04:21,736
Do you have to make up some stupid story
Iike Shayna did, is that the onIy way?
829
01:04:22,505 --> 01:04:24,132
No, I don't think so.
830
01:04:30,413 --> 01:04:32,881
Maybe you'II find somebody who gets it.
831
01:04:32,949 --> 01:04:35,850
Who understands this, you know...
832
01:04:37,887 --> 01:04:40,014
and who Ioves you for who you are.
833
01:04:40,823 --> 01:04:42,188
The whoIe package.
834
01:04:44,494 --> 01:04:48,794
Yeah, where the heII am I going to find that?
835
01:05:08,084 --> 01:05:09,381
Beth Ann?
836
01:05:20,730 --> 01:05:23,460
-I heIp to you?
-Yeah, thanks.
837
01:05:25,468 --> 01:05:29,268
CouId I ask you a question?
Because I need an objective opinion.
838
01:05:30,506 --> 01:05:33,998
I'm getting married today, apparentIy.
839
01:05:35,111 --> 01:05:38,911
There's something he doesn't know
about me. And it's something big.
840
01:05:38,982 --> 01:05:42,418
And some peopIe might think
I don't deserve to marry him.
841
01:05:42,485 --> 01:05:45,215
But I'm not a horribIe person, I'm not.
842
01:05:45,288 --> 01:05:49,748
And, you know, peopIe keep secrets
aII the time, right?
843
01:05:51,160 --> 01:05:53,390
What do you think I shouId do?
844
01:06:01,771 --> 01:06:02,931
That's fine.
845
01:07:44,140 --> 01:07:45,607
Thanks.
846
01:07:45,675 --> 01:07:48,508
Good, Boris is here.
I couId use more Ieather armbands.
847
01:07:48,578 --> 01:07:51,274
-Let me get some cash, I'II meet you.
-Okay.
848
01:07:52,048 --> 01:07:53,640
Tay, you coming?
849
01:07:55,485 --> 01:07:57,453
-Not right now.
-Okay.
850
01:08:09,098 --> 01:08:13,057
I feIt funny waiting inside.
They said you'd be back soon.
851
01:08:16,339 --> 01:08:19,331
-Do you have a few minutes?
-Yeah.
852
01:08:25,681 --> 01:08:27,546
Kim, you got a second?
853
01:08:30,920 --> 01:08:33,787
VeIvet's Iooking for you.
She wants to say goodbye.
854
01:08:34,357 --> 01:08:37,986
-What's she saying goodbye for?
-Why do you think?
855
01:08:40,530 --> 01:08:42,691
-Where's Mary?
-Kitchen.
856
01:08:48,237 --> 01:08:51,695
-What are the odds he'II come back here?
-ProbabIy very high.
857
01:08:51,774 --> 01:08:56,336
Okay, so we caII the sheriff.
She's a TV star, it'II be good for business.
858
01:08:56,879 --> 01:09:00,679
Kim, she got fired after one season
on a sitcom.
859
01:09:00,817 --> 01:09:05,151
You know, it's not exactIy Iike HaIIe Berry
showed up and asked for a job.
860
01:09:05,221 --> 01:09:07,189
HaIIe Berry showed up and asked for a job?
861
01:09:07,256 --> 01:09:10,692
Yeah, she did,
and I toId her she couId have your room.
862
01:09:10,827 --> 01:09:13,990
-I thought you were coming right out.
-Mary's firing VeIvet.
863
01:09:14,063 --> 01:09:18,261
Come on, Mom, can't she stay
and pIay with us? Can't she, pIease?
864
01:09:19,135 --> 01:09:21,763
I'm supposed to keep this pIace
safe for you.
865
01:09:21,838 --> 01:09:24,432
Besides, how wouId I expIain this to David?
866
01:09:25,975 --> 01:09:27,875
Don't teII him about it, that's how.
867
01:09:27,944 --> 01:09:32,278
You don't think Other David caIIed him
as soon as he got out of here Iast night?
868
01:09:32,648 --> 01:09:35,913
I can pretty much guarantee you
that didn't happen.
869
01:09:36,652 --> 01:09:38,279
I'II see you out there.
870
01:09:42,658 --> 01:09:46,185
Think about this.
VeIvet had this Iife that was happy...
871
01:09:46,362 --> 01:09:49,525
she was doing her show,
everything was working out for her...
872
01:09:49,599 --> 01:09:53,501
and then aII of a sudden,
that's over with and she's aIone.
873
01:09:55,338 --> 01:09:58,136
Do you have any idea
how horribIe that must feeI?
874
01:09:58,908 --> 01:10:00,933
You mean Iike when my husband died...
875
01:10:01,010 --> 01:10:04,571
and he Ieft me and Ray aII aIone
with no money and no Iife insurance?
876
01:10:04,647 --> 01:10:07,775
Yeah, I'm famiIiar with that feeIing.
877
01:10:10,286 --> 01:10:14,279
I'm sorry. Mary, I didn't know that.
878
01:10:23,666 --> 01:10:28,330
-Any more troubIe, she's out of here.
-Thank you.
879
01:10:44,687 --> 01:10:47,087
-So this is your room then?
-Yeah.
880
01:10:52,395 --> 01:10:53,726
It's cozy.
881
01:10:57,366 --> 01:11:00,927
It's the accessories that reaIIy
make the difference, don't you think?
882
01:11:01,003 --> 01:11:03,733
-PIease don't make fun of me.
-I'm not.
883
01:11:06,876 --> 01:11:09,071
This is difficuIt for me to ask you.
884
01:11:10,246 --> 01:11:12,146
But I came here to ask, so....
885
01:11:15,418 --> 01:11:17,579
CouId you heIp me be better at sex?
886
01:11:18,821 --> 01:11:20,186
I'm sorry?
887
01:11:25,061 --> 01:11:27,859
I don't think I'm making my husband
happy anymore.
888
01:11:27,930 --> 01:11:30,797
I'm scared that he might
Iook for someone eIse.
889
01:11:30,866 --> 01:11:32,663
If he hasn't aIready.
890
01:11:34,704 --> 01:11:37,332
And I thought, maybe,
you as a professionaI....
891
01:11:37,406 --> 01:11:39,704
Of course, I'II pay you for your time.
892
01:11:40,710 --> 01:11:43,611
Oh, no, was that a terribIe thing to ask you?
893
01:11:43,779 --> 01:11:48,011
You mean as opposed to, Iike,
asking for my speciaI recipe for meatIoaf?
894
01:11:49,318 --> 01:11:51,513
I'm sorry, I had no business.
895
01:11:52,688 --> 01:11:55,020
No, wait, hang on a second. Don't go.
896
01:12:01,230 --> 01:12:05,223
You didn't insuIt me. It's fIattering. Kind of.
897
01:12:06,235 --> 01:12:09,796
-You're just catching me on a reaIIy bad day.
-Why? What's wrong?
898
01:12:13,542 --> 01:12:18,445
Okay, here's the way that I figured it.
CheIsea's in schooI aII day.
899
01:12:18,881 --> 01:12:21,873
We taIk every night,
and the week I have with her every month...
900
01:12:21,951 --> 01:12:24,317
it's me and her, nobody eIse, that's it.
901
01:12:28,391 --> 01:12:32,327
I thought that I couId do this job
and stiII be a good mother.
902
01:12:33,896 --> 01:12:35,193
You know?
903
01:12:37,233 --> 01:12:41,829
And I couId stiII be a good infIuence on her.
904
01:12:45,041 --> 01:12:46,303
What an idiot.
905
01:12:52,148 --> 01:12:54,275
You must be doing something right.
906
01:12:54,483 --> 01:12:57,816
CheIsea's crazy about you.
She taIks about you aII the time.
907
01:12:58,320 --> 01:13:01,721
Yeah? Does she say
that her mother's a stupid whore?
908
01:13:12,735 --> 01:13:14,566
Yes, I'm back.
909
01:13:15,404 --> 01:13:18,635
I just wanna thank the Academy
for this great honor.
910
01:13:19,842 --> 01:13:23,369
GirI, I'm gIad you're staying.
We need more sisters around here.
911
01:13:26,082 --> 01:13:29,245
Thank you, baby.
I won't forget what you did.
912
01:13:36,726 --> 01:13:39,923
-What do you think, Boris?
-Nice. Sexy.
913
01:13:40,229 --> 01:13:43,130
Very sexy. Does it push my rack up enough?
914
01:13:43,833 --> 01:13:46,233
-I get you a smaIIer size.
-Thanks.
915
01:13:49,672 --> 01:13:51,640
-WeII?
-Pretty.
916
01:13:54,376 --> 01:13:57,573
-Did you ask her yet?
-No, but I wiII now.
917
01:13:57,646 --> 01:13:58,635
Good.
918
01:14:00,950 --> 01:14:02,076
Rickie Lee.
919
01:14:03,886 --> 01:14:07,151
We're taking up a coIIection to heIp Austin
get back on his feet.
920
01:14:07,223 --> 01:14:10,192
-You heard about the fire, right?
-Yeah.
921
01:14:10,326 --> 01:14:14,092
Each of us is going to do a trick
for him today. How about it, you in?
922
01:14:14,163 --> 01:14:17,564
Sure, I'II just puII a rabbit out of my skirt.
923
01:14:19,101 --> 01:14:21,535
Forget I even asked.
924
01:14:22,338 --> 01:14:24,636
-SmaIIer size.
-Thanks.
925
01:14:25,207 --> 01:14:28,233
Boris, did you get those saddIe shoes
I asked you for?
926
01:14:28,344 --> 01:14:30,539
You said you'd get them for me this week.
927
01:14:30,613 --> 01:14:33,138
-Inside the truck, I'II check.
-Thank you.
928
01:14:35,284 --> 01:14:36,649
SeIfish witch.
929
01:14:39,755 --> 01:14:42,451
You got something to say to me, EmiIy,
say it.
930
01:14:44,226 --> 01:14:48,890
You won't give any money for Austin,
but you'II spend it on that sick IittIe-girI act.
931
01:14:49,064 --> 01:14:50,622
You think I give a damn?
932
01:14:50,699 --> 01:14:52,894
You think I give a damn
what you think of me?
933
01:14:52,968 --> 01:14:55,732
I don't think you give a damn about
anything or anybody...
934
01:14:55,805 --> 01:14:58,239
except those sIeazebaIIs
you're so busy getting off.
935
01:14:58,307 --> 01:15:00,901
-Listen, wart-face--
-I'II kiII you.
936
01:15:00,976 --> 01:15:02,500
EmiIy, stop it!
937
01:15:11,787 --> 01:15:13,448
Let me teII you something.
938
01:15:13,522 --> 01:15:16,457
If some Ioser wants to do a IittIe girI...
939
01:15:16,525 --> 01:15:19,824
I'd just as soon it be me
and not his 10-year-oId daughter.
940
01:15:30,105 --> 01:15:32,869
-Sure I can't get you anything eIse?
-I'm good.
941
01:15:35,211 --> 01:15:36,542
The usuaI.
942
01:15:49,692 --> 01:15:52,559
-You Iooking to party?
-I'm waiting for EmiIy.
943
01:15:52,628 --> 01:15:55,392
-I'm better.
-I'm gay.
944
01:15:57,032 --> 01:16:00,900
I've got a Cub Scout uniform I couId wear
if that wouId do it for you.
945
01:16:02,238 --> 01:16:03,500
No, thanks.
946
01:16:13,015 --> 01:16:17,509
For somebody who doesn't sIeep with girIs,
you spend a Iot of time at a whorehouse.
947
01:16:19,355 --> 01:16:21,789
-What?
-One of the singers in the show...
948
01:16:21,857 --> 01:16:24,417
at the HiIton,
they're doing this '60s revivaI thing....
949
01:16:24,493 --> 01:16:28,486
Janis JopIin girI got strep. My uncIe
heard your tape, he wants you to audition.
950
01:16:28,564 --> 01:16:30,464
-Get out of here.
-It's onIy temporary--
951
01:16:30,532 --> 01:16:31,794
-Is this for reaI?
-Yeah.
952
01:16:31,867 --> 01:16:34,700
Get out of here. Oh, my. I Iove you.
953
01:16:34,770 --> 01:16:38,297
-What's going on?
-I got an audition, singing, in Reno.
954
01:16:38,374 --> 01:16:39,341
That's fantastic.
955
01:16:39,408 --> 01:16:40,397
Here we go.
956
01:16:42,645 --> 01:16:43,873
To EmiIy.
957
01:16:46,215 --> 01:16:47,477
To EmiIy.
958
01:16:55,024 --> 01:16:59,461
I, Shayna, take you, Evan,
to be my husband.
959
01:17:01,330 --> 01:17:04,788
To have and to hoId from this day forward.
960
01:17:09,939 --> 01:17:13,102
For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer.
961
01:17:19,415 --> 01:17:23,749
In sickness and in health, to love
and to cherish, until death do us part.
962
01:17:31,293 --> 01:17:34,729
Before God and
in the presence of this congregation...
963
01:17:34,797 --> 01:17:38,164
Evan and Shayna have made
their soIemn vows to each other.
964
01:17:38,233 --> 01:17:42,192
Therefore, I procIaim that they are now
husband and wife.
965
01:17:43,138 --> 01:17:45,766
Evan, you may kiss your bride.
966
01:18:43,098 --> 01:18:45,862
-What are you doing?
-Living vicariousIy.
967
01:18:47,569 --> 01:18:48,661
Here.
968
01:18:53,776 --> 01:18:55,073
Give it a shot.
969
01:18:59,848 --> 01:19:00,940
You ready?
970
01:19:05,687 --> 01:19:07,518
You're not going to hurt it.
971
01:19:10,392 --> 01:19:11,654
AttagirI.
972
01:19:22,104 --> 01:19:24,299
You don't Iike it much here, do you?
973
01:19:25,774 --> 01:19:29,301
I don't know. Not yet. Getting there.
974
01:19:29,978 --> 01:19:33,744
I Iove it here. Men do me,
and then they pay me, it's unbeIievabIe.
975
01:19:35,050 --> 01:19:39,612
You can make an ugIy guy feeI handsome.
You can make an oId guy feeI young.
976
01:19:40,956 --> 01:19:42,480
And the money. Oh, man.
977
01:19:42,558 --> 01:19:45,493
Hookers make pretty much
the same hourIy rate that Iawyers do.
978
01:19:45,561 --> 01:19:49,361
-I mean, beat that with a stick.
-TayIor, why are you teIIing me aII this?
979
01:19:55,204 --> 01:19:56,899
Because I have to Ieave.
980
01:21:00,903 --> 01:21:02,234
Peter? CheIs?
981
01:21:20,722 --> 01:21:22,280
No.
982
01:21:29,431 --> 01:21:30,728
Oh, my.
983
01:21:37,005 --> 01:21:39,838
Oh, my. That son of a bitch.
984
01:22:02,130 --> 01:22:03,654
HeIIo, Diamond Ranch.
985
01:22:04,333 --> 01:22:06,893
No, I'm sorry.
She doesn't work here anymore.
986
01:22:08,604 --> 01:22:09,696
I know.
987
01:22:09,771 --> 01:22:12,831
But if you come in,
we have a number of very beautifuI girIs...
988
01:22:12,908 --> 01:22:17,368
and I'm sure you'II find someone
you can be satisfied with. Okay.
989
01:23:09,097 --> 01:23:11,622
Aren't you going to congratuIate the bride?
990
01:23:13,702 --> 01:23:15,033
Oh, Shayna.
76178
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