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Hello.
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A political poll?
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I never have before,
but go ahead, shoot.
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I don't know.
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I don't even know
what that means.
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Who?
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Ohh, right.
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I don't know.
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Uh, hello?
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One moment, Douglas,
I'm making a phone call.
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Yeah. I'm already on the
phone, ok? I'm taking a poll.
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My apologies.
Carry on.
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Sorry about that, guy.
Go ahead.
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I don't know.
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How could you
not know that?
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Arthur, would you
just hang up, please?!
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Why should I?
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The man's conducting
a political poll
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and he has a right to speak to
someone who's not an ignoramus!
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If you're so smart, why don't you
tell him that you live in my basement?
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Why don't you tell him
you're enormous?
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Why don't you tell him that your
total salary last year was $12?!
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That was after taxes!
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Arthur, just stop talking,
would you, please?
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Sorry about that, guy-
hello? Hello?
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Get ready to laugh.
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Hon, I'm in the middle
of something here, ok?
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I'm on my route today,
right?
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Doug? Mommy's busy.
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But this is a really
funny story.
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Ok, just because I'm doing
this project from home
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doesn't mean I'm sitting
around here doing nothing. Ok?
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My boss wants me
to translate
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this humongous piece
of real estate jargon crap
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into layman's terms so a
jury can understand it, ok?
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I don't have time
for your little story.
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Mm-hmm, but you did
have time for that story.
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Which, by the way,
was a snoozefest.
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Please?
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Fine.
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How many times have I
asked you not to do that?
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I'm sorry. Look, I'm clearly
starved for attention.
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All right, fine.
Tell me your damn story!
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I'm in my truck, right?
I'm making my stops.
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Nothing out of the ordinary,
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when I look down at the address
label on my next delivery.
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Guess what the guy's name is?
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I don't know. What?
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Bubka penis.
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Gimme a break. That's
not the guy's real name.
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Yes, it was.
I asked him for proof.
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He showed me
his driver's license.
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Doug, nobody's last name
is penis.
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Nobody from this country,
snob.
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He happens
to be from Israel.
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Apparently it's like Smith
over there.
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Ok, so is that it?
Is that your story?
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Know what? If you didn't laugh
at a Ralph penis, I'd understand.
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But bubka?
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Come on in, holly!
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Hey, Arthur, you ready
for your walk?
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I've been ready since you
dropped me off on Tuesday.
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Ok, well, I guess
we should get going, then.
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What's wrong?
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Nothing. Nothing.
It's no big deal.
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Now let's go enjoy
this beautiful day!
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I can't shake
the feeling
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that something's
bothering you.
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I'm getting kicked out
of my apartment.
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Why?
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The guy I was
subletting it from,
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he was living with someone.
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Well, now he's starting to think
that maybe he's not gay.
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Ugh, it's a whole story.
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Where will you go?
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I don't know.
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Maybe my step-brother's
tool shed.
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He's gonna let me know.
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Nonsense.
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You'll stay here with me
in the basement
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till you find a new place.
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No. No, I couldn't.
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There'll be
no hanky-panky.
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To be honest,
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the whole dog-Walker thing
is a pretty big turn-off.
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Let me just ask the kids.
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Holly's getting kicked out
of her apartment.
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Can she stay with us?
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Well, dad, it's, uh,
kind of hard to say no
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when she's standing
3 feet away from us.
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She's in a different room!
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Ok, not really
a different room
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when you can wave
to her from this one.
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I'll take that as a yes.
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Are you coming down
for breakfast?
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No. I have
too much to do.
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You got
to have breakfast.
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Honey, I'm fine.
Just go ahead.
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What's happening
here, baby?
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Well, holly's gonna
be down there and...
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I'll have to...
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Talk to her.
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So? You talk to her
all the time.
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No. I say hello
and good-bye,
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but now we'll be
just sitting there eating
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and it'll be, like, "hey,
what's the deal with milk?"
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So then
don't talk to her.
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That's more awkward.
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Doug, then skip
breakfast, ok?
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Oh, you'd like that,
wouldn't you?
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Arthur, I'm gonna
go grab some breakfast!
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Okey-doke!
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Morning, Doug.
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Hey.
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I just wanted to say thanks
again for taking me in.
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I really
appreciate that.
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No problem.
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Want some cereal?
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Sure.
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Ok.
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Heh.
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There you go. Yeah.
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Cereal.
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It's what it's all about.
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Mm-hmm.
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Hey, Arthur! Come on up
for breakfast, buddy!
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You know I can't start my day
without my 2 scoops of Artie!
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I don't know what that means,
but it sounds terrifying!
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Funny thing happened to me
the other day at work.
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Really? What?
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I delivered a package to
this guy named bubka penis.
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Hands up!
Hands up! Hands up!
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There you go.
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Oh, man, I am sorry.
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That was just-
that was so funny.
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D- don't apologize.
It was funny.
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God, funny things
must happen to you
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all the time
on your job.
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Oh, they do. They do.
Here. Have some more cereal.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hey, you, uh,
coming down for breakfast?
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Nah.
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Ok.
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Hey.
Hey.
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What you doing?
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Oh, I got up early, so I
thought I'd make some breakfast,
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just a little thank-you
for having me.
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Would you like some pancakes,
eggs, and hand-cut bacon?
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00:10:01,347 --> 00:10:02,631
Yes, yes, and...
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00:10:02,699 --> 00:10:04,399
Hell, yes.
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00:10:04,467 --> 00:10:06,701
Well, it'll be ready
in just one second.
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Oh, I'm sorry.
153
00:10:14,009 --> 00:10:15,727
That's kinda gross, right?
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I'll give 5 bucks
if you can finish it.
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Get out!
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Wow! You the man.
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I don't know if I
have 5 bucks on me.
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Ooh, I do have
this arby's coupon.
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That's as good as cash
in this house.
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Great.
Well, have a seat.
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I've got a lot
of food coming up.
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I hope
you're hungry.
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Ok.
All right.
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Here you go.
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Oh, hey, you want me
to wheel the TV in
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so you can watch
while you eat?
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Hey, you coming down
for dinner?
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So-ahh.
There you go.
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Oh, man.
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Heh heh.
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I'm so frickin'
uptight.
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I can't get
anything done.
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Let's have sex.
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Thanks, baby.
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Hope you
like chocolate!
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00:11:50,888 --> 00:11:52,940
Hey. Just wanted
to let you know
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you're doin'
a great job up here.
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Thanks, honey.
Mmm.
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I just want you to know,
you down here,
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it's working out great.
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Well, thanks, Doug.
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Do you want your morning
coffee on the sofa today?
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Why not?
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I'm tellin' ya,
it's great.
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If I want somebody
to laugh at my stories,
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cook for me,
be nice to me,
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I got holly
on this floor.
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If I want someone
to have sex with,
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yell at
the phone company,
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tell me
when to take a shower,
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I got Carrie up thar.
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Upstairs wife,
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downstairs wife,
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happy.
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You're full of it.
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You don't believe it?
Check this out.
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This came wet today.
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So?
So...
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Carr!
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Paper boy threw the paper
in the sprinklers!
201
00:12:50,265 --> 00:12:54,501
What?! I'm gonna kill
that little bastard!
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Thank you, upstairs wife.
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And as far as this mess
is concerned-hey, hol?
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00:13:00,124 --> 00:13:02,409
Yeah, Doug? Yeah, this
paper came wet today,
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00:13:02,476 --> 00:13:04,544
and I kind of wanted
to read the sports section.
206
00:13:04,611 --> 00:13:05,896
Well, let me blow-dry that for you.
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00:13:08,466 --> 00:13:12,035
Thank you, downstairs wife.
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My nipples are hard.
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00:13:17,775 --> 00:13:18,892
This is disgusting!
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This is an insult
to Carrie.
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She's the woman
you vowed
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to spend the rest
of your life with.
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Look, if I had to
choose one of them,
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I'd probably
choose her.
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You do
have to choose!
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00:13:28,402 --> 00:13:31,437
Mmm, not at the moment. Ohhh.
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Why are you so lucky? I
mean, I bust my hump all day.
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I got 2 kids.
Do I get an extra wife?
219
00:13:35,176 --> 00:13:38,211
No. That goes
to the white man.
220
00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:39,796
This is not just good
for me, all right?
221
00:13:39,864 --> 00:13:41,497
This Sunday, the fight
on pay-per-view?
222
00:13:41,565 --> 00:13:42,666
We can
all watch it here
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00:13:42,733 --> 00:13:44,000
'cause Carrie's gonna be
upstairs in her office.
224
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So we can smoke
all the stogies we want.
225
00:13:45,736 --> 00:13:48,271
Plus, holly knows a guy
who can get us Cubans.
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00:13:48,338 --> 00:13:49,339
Ok, those
are illegal.
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00:13:49,406 --> 00:13:50,340
I've-I've had it.
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You guys
don't respect marriage
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or trade embargoes.
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So, any requests
for fight night?
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'Cause holly
can make anything.
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I say we go with,
like, a taco bar.
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Holly will probably be
circulating around here
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with hors d'oeuvres, so
no one's gonna go hungr-
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00:14:05,239 --> 00:14:06,973
hey. Can I help you?
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00:14:08,392 --> 00:14:10,176
I finished my report. What?
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00:14:10,244 --> 00:14:11,411
Yeah. I worked
so hard this week,
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and then
I finished early,
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so for the rest
of the weekend
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it's just you and me
on the couch, buddy.
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00:14:16,033 --> 00:14:18,635
Y- you mean, this couch
down-down here?
242
00:14:18,702 --> 00:14:20,537
Yeah. Just do me a favor
and look this over,
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make sure it's not
too complicated, ok?
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00:14:24,558 --> 00:14:25,775
'Kay, not sure
if I like work boots
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on the coffee table,
ok?
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00:14:27,478 --> 00:14:29,862
Uh, sorry.
Thank you.
247
00:14:29,930 --> 00:14:32,715
Uh, hon, is this supposed
to be understandable
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to regular people?
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00:14:34,251 --> 00:14:35,185
Yeah. Why?
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00:14:35,252 --> 00:14:36,786
Well, like
this part here:
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"The jurors should only
consider evidence
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germane to the issues
at hand."
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00:14:43,326 --> 00:14:46,663
What?!
What?
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00:14:46,731 --> 00:14:48,414
I'm totally lost here. What,
are you suing jermaine Jackson?
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00:14:48,482 --> 00:14:50,349
Is he suing you?
What's goin' on?
256
00:14:50,417 --> 00:14:51,668
Oh, come on, you gotta be
kidding me. I'm serious.
257
00:14:51,736 --> 00:14:53,169
Look at this thing.
It's full of big words.
258
00:14:53,237 --> 00:14:55,005
"Litigation,"
259
00:14:55,072 --> 00:14:57,974
"facade," "constantine."
260
00:14:58,042 --> 00:15:00,460
That's the defendant's
last name.
261
00:15:00,528 --> 00:15:02,229
Ok, you're
being an imbecile.
262
00:15:02,296 --> 00:15:03,696
All right, well, if you don't
have any imbeciles on your jury,
263
00:15:03,764 --> 00:15:05,881
I think
you're gonna be fine.
264
00:15:05,949 --> 00:15:08,768
Oh, the jury's gonna
be full of imbeciles.
265
00:15:08,836 --> 00:15:12,172
The smart people
get out of jury duty.
266
00:15:12,239 --> 00:15:15,508
Now I have to do this
whole report over again.
267
00:15:15,575 --> 00:15:17,310
Oh, gosh. I'll
walk you upstairs, baby.
268
00:15:21,815 --> 00:15:24,867
Here we go.
There you are.
269
00:15:24,935 --> 00:15:26,536
Hey, and if you get
a little stressed out,
270
00:15:29,356 --> 00:15:30,806
you just
give me a holler.
271
00:15:34,010 --> 00:15:36,028
So, anyway, I'm sure you're
comfortable here and all,
272
00:15:36,096 --> 00:15:37,864
but, you know, if you ever
need a change of scenery,
273
00:15:37,931 --> 00:15:39,866
we got plenty of room
in our apartment.
274
00:15:39,933 --> 00:15:40,900
That's really sweet
of you. Actually-
275
00:15:40,968 --> 00:15:43,002
uh, hol, could you
go into the kitchen
276
00:15:43,070 --> 00:15:45,705
and see how we're doing
mini-donut-wise?
277
00:15:45,773 --> 00:15:47,540
Oh, I think we
have 2 boxes left.
278
00:15:47,607 --> 00:15:49,275
Thinking isn't knowing.
279
00:15:49,343 --> 00:15:52,011
You're right.
280
00:15:53,714 --> 00:15:55,949
What the hell are you doin'? Nothin'.
281
00:15:56,016 --> 00:15:56,599
You're trying to steal
my downstairs wife.
282
00:15:56,667 --> 00:15:58,551
You don't even
have a downstairs!
283
00:15:58,619 --> 00:15:59,703
So?
284
00:15:59,770 --> 00:16:02,205
Sh-she'll be futon wife.
285
00:16:02,272 --> 00:16:03,506
Look, I'm just
lookin' for someone
286
00:16:03,574 --> 00:16:05,842
to iron my shirts
without bitching about it.
287
00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,277
Look, I'll see you
Sunday. Come on.
288
00:16:07,345 --> 00:16:09,412
And you, too. Let's go.
What did I do?
289
00:16:09,480 --> 00:16:11,464
I look at you,
and I see trouble.
290
00:16:15,569 --> 00:16:17,203
And if you
look over here,
291
00:16:17,271 --> 00:16:18,804
you'll see this one's
perfect for you.
292
00:16:18,872 --> 00:16:21,457
It's a lovely one-bedroom
with a kitchenette.
293
00:16:21,525 --> 00:16:22,608
Hey! It looks really nice.
294
00:16:22,676 --> 00:16:24,177
What's, uh-
what's goin' on here?
295
00:16:24,245 --> 00:16:25,278
Oh, Arthur found me
some apartments.
296
00:16:25,346 --> 00:16:28,348
Oh, and we do have 2
boxes of mini-donuts left.
297
00:16:28,416 --> 00:16:29,915
Great, great. Uh, could
you go into the garage
298
00:16:29,983 --> 00:16:32,902
and check out the diet
Dr. pepper situation?
299
00:16:32,969 --> 00:16:34,620
I think we've got
about 4 case-
300
00:16:34,688 --> 00:16:36,756
oh. Thinking
isn't knowing.
301
00:16:36,824 --> 00:16:38,525
Here,
let me go check.
302
00:16:41,228 --> 00:16:43,062
Hey, guy.
303
00:16:43,130 --> 00:16:44,431
You were the one who
wanted holly to stay here.
304
00:16:44,498 --> 00:16:46,366
Why are you
rushin' her out?
305
00:16:46,434 --> 00:16:48,734
This roommate thing's
not for me.
306
00:16:48,802 --> 00:16:50,903
Spitting out our toothpaste
at the same time
307
00:16:50,971 --> 00:16:53,739
was only cute once.
308
00:16:53,807 --> 00:16:55,574
Are you kidding me?
That sounds adorable.
309
00:16:55,642 --> 00:16:57,977
Hell, it's cute enough
just watching you do it.
310
00:16:58,045 --> 00:16:59,879
Sorry. She's history.
311
00:16:59,947 --> 00:17:02,715
Ok, you listen up and
you listen good, old man.
312
00:17:02,783 --> 00:17:04,701
I got a good thing goin'
with holly down here
313
00:17:04,768 --> 00:17:06,035
and Carrie upstairs, ok?
314
00:17:06,102 --> 00:17:08,170
So you just forget about
all this apartment stuff.
315
00:17:08,238 --> 00:17:09,105
But I want holly out.
316
00:17:09,257 --> 00:17:10,557
Yeah, well, I want
holly to stay.
317
00:17:10,625 --> 00:17:12,909
I guess we'll just
have to agree to disagree.
318
00:17:12,977 --> 00:17:14,210
Well, why don't we agree
that I'm very big
319
00:17:14,278 --> 00:17:16,246
and you're very brittle?
320
00:17:17,814 --> 00:17:19,648
I could get on board with that. Yeah.
321
00:17:19,716 --> 00:17:22,118
So here's how it's
gonna go down-whoa!
322
00:17:22,186 --> 00:17:24,437
It's a little early for
a break, huh, little lady?
323
00:17:24,505 --> 00:17:25,472
Oh, I'm just gonna
get some coffee.
324
00:17:25,539 --> 00:17:26,739
Oh, I'll make you
coffee.
325
00:17:26,807 --> 00:17:27,740
That's
what I'm here for.
326
00:17:27,808 --> 00:17:29,241
You go get back
up in that zone.
327
00:17:29,309 --> 00:17:30,376
Get in the zone, girl!
328
00:17:30,444 --> 00:17:31,678
You get up there!
329
00:17:31,745 --> 00:17:33,346
Wha-cha!
330
00:17:37,250 --> 00:17:39,402
Ok, I got decaf,
regular,
331
00:17:39,469 --> 00:17:41,638
a few slices of Turkey,
some tampons,
332
00:17:41,705 --> 00:17:43,606
and the seabiscuit DVD
with extras.
333
00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:45,241
You're all set here.
334
00:17:46,176 --> 00:17:48,194
Um, thanks?
335
00:17:48,261 --> 00:17:50,046
Hey, thank you
for being you.
336
00:17:50,114 --> 00:17:51,347
All right,
I gotta scoot.
337
00:17:53,217 --> 00:17:54,150
What are you-
what are you doing?
338
00:17:54,218 --> 00:17:55,151
I'm just seeing
if the door can lock
339
00:17:55,219 --> 00:17:56,419
from the outside.
340
00:17:57,988 --> 00:17:59,705
Why would the door lock
from the outside?
341
00:17:59,773 --> 00:18:00,506
I know. It's crazy.
342
00:18:00,574 --> 00:18:02,424
Ok, be productive!
343
00:18:03,510 --> 00:18:05,595
Oh, how did
those mormons do it?
344
00:18:15,055 --> 00:18:19,091
Boy, your downstairs wife really
knows her way around a chimichanga.
345
00:18:20,144 --> 00:18:21,795
Tequila shots, boys!
346
00:18:21,862 --> 00:18:23,863
Ohh!
Mmm.
347
00:18:23,931 --> 00:18:25,865
I just love
the smell of cigars.
348
00:18:25,933 --> 00:18:27,767
Something about it
just makes me wanna bake.
349
00:18:29,203 --> 00:18:31,337
Doug, great party.
Oh, thanks, man.
350
00:18:31,405 --> 00:18:32,905
I wanna introduce you
to my sister Melinda.
351
00:18:32,973 --> 00:18:34,840
Hi. Thanks
for having me.
352
00:18:34,908 --> 00:18:36,192
It's the least I could do with
you having to go through life
353
00:18:36,260 --> 00:18:37,560
with this guy
as your brother.
354
00:18:37,627 --> 00:18:39,445
Ah, watch it. You wanna
stay on Melinda's good side.
355
00:18:39,513 --> 00:18:41,447
She does p.R.
For Nassau coliseum.
356
00:18:41,515 --> 00:18:43,316
Yeah. If you ever
want tickets to anything,
357
00:18:43,384 --> 00:18:45,151
just give me a call.
358
00:18:47,954 --> 00:18:50,223
Coliseum wife?
359
00:18:50,291 --> 00:18:52,492
Do I dare?
360
00:18:59,950 --> 00:19:01,383
Ohh!
361
00:19:03,704 --> 00:19:05,455
Hey, you like the seats?
Oh, they're great!
362
00:19:05,523 --> 00:19:06,940
Any chance I can do
that zamboni thing?
363
00:19:07,007 --> 00:19:08,791
Stop by
the locker room later,
364
00:19:08,859 --> 00:19:10,860
and I'll introduce you
to some of the players.
365
00:19:10,928 --> 00:19:12,261
'Kay.
366
00:19:14,565 --> 00:19:15,998
Coliseum wife,
367
00:19:16,066 --> 00:19:17,967
you're my favorite.
368
00:19:24,441 --> 00:19:25,642
Hello?
369
00:19:25,676 --> 00:19:26,976
Oh, hey, Doug.
370
00:19:28,445 --> 00:19:30,146
No, no, no, I-
371
00:19:30,214 --> 00:19:31,648
I understand.
372
00:19:31,715 --> 00:19:34,284
Well, I mean, if she's gonna
introduce you to the players,
373
00:19:34,351 --> 00:19:36,553
you gotta stay.
374
00:19:36,620 --> 00:19:38,888
No, no, don't worry
about me.
375
00:19:38,955 --> 00:19:41,090
Ok. Bye.
376
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,534
Hey.
Hey.
377
00:19:52,769 --> 00:19:54,804
Everything ok?
Oh, no, no, it's fine,
378
00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:56,589
except I spent all day
making Doug's favorite dishes,
379
00:19:56,657 --> 00:19:57,723
and now they're just
gonna sit here and get cold,
380
00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:59,425
but does he care? No, no!
381
00:19:59,493 --> 00:20:01,961
Because he's with some girl
at his precious hockey game!
382
00:20:04,731 --> 00:20:08,401
Shouldn't I be the one
who's upset about this?
383
00:20:08,469 --> 00:20:10,537
Actually, yeah.
384
00:20:10,604 --> 00:20:12,121
What-what's
goin' on here?
385
00:20:12,189 --> 00:20:16,059
Open your eyes, you fools!
The man has 3 wives!
386
00:20:23,717 --> 00:20:26,186
Hey, hol,
something smells great!
387
00:20:26,253 --> 00:20:28,254
Carr, your lovah-man's
comin' upstairs,
388
00:20:28,322 --> 00:20:30,990
so prepare yourself
for-oh.
389
00:20:34,828 --> 00:20:37,129
Hey.
390
00:20:37,197 --> 00:20:38,881
Hey.
391
00:20:41,335 --> 00:20:43,536
Look, I-i know emotions
392
00:20:43,604 --> 00:20:44,920
are running high right now,
393
00:20:44,988 --> 00:20:46,472
but let me just say this:
394
00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:48,040
Coliseum wife?
395
00:20:48,108 --> 00:20:49,709
She's gone.
396
00:20:49,777 --> 00:20:53,313
'Cause this here,
this is what works, huh?
397
00:20:56,082 --> 00:20:58,434
Ok, I'm gonna
go check into a hotel.
398
00:21:06,509 --> 00:21:07,944
I'm sorry I didn't show up
at the game, Melinda.
399
00:21:08,012 --> 00:21:09,779
I- I ran into a thing
here at home.
400
00:21:11,315 --> 00:21:13,249
No, I know you went to a lot of
trouble, and I appreciate that.
401
00:21:13,317 --> 00:21:16,252
Let me make it up to you. Can you
get me tickets for next Tuesday?
402
00:21:18,255 --> 00:21:21,257
Oh, come on, baby, don't
be like that. I love you.
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