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Douglas, mind if I snag
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one of more challenging
sections?
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Go ahead.
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Ok, you gonna
read the paper,
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or are you gonna
strangle someone?
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The cheap ink they use
makes my fingers black.
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Ok. Thanks for
wettin' down page 1.
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By the way, you got
a phone call before.
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Some guy irv
from the senior center.
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He wanted to know
if you could, uh,
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fill in for him at the
front desk next week.
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Me? I haven't held a position
of authority in years.
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No, I'm afraid
I can't do it.
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Or could I?
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The will is there, but
do I have the stamina?
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Damn it, if irv needs
me, I can't let him down!
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I'll do it.
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Couldn't care less.
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Let's light this candle.
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Josephine, can I see you
for a minute?
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Have a seat.
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As you know, I'm taking over
the reins from irv.
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I think we should discuss
what I expect from you.
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Who are you again?
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I'm the guy
who's gonna make this
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the best-run senior center
in the city.
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That's who.
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Now, what's on
my calendar?
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Well, let's see.
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Oh! Oh, yes.
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You know the pudding
we have on wednesdays?
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Well, the salesman's coming
tomorrow to pick up his check.
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Pudding salesman, huh?
Mm-hmm.
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Find out everything
you can about this guy...
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What he likes,
what he hates.
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If he takes a crap,
I wanna know about it.
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Hey, what's up, fellas?
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Hey.
Hey.
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Nice jacket there,
pimp daddy.
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Hey. A little gift
from Kelly
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for no reason at all.
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It's not my birthday.
Just out of the blue.
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Wife's clearly
having an affair.
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Ahem.
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Oh, my God.
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What's the matter?
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Sunday times.
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Wedding announcements.
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Oh.
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"Mr. and Mrs. Hugo battaglia
of queens, New York,
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"announce the upcoming marriage
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of their daughter Denise
Ruth battaglia..."
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"To Scott John
van Wagner,
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"son of James and Arlene van
Wagner of Memphis, Tennessee.
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"The wedding
will take place
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at greater mount Morris first
presbyterian church in Memphis."
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I- I can't believe it.
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We-we broke up,
like, 3 months ago,
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and now she's
already getting married?
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Well, maybe it's a different
Denise Ruth battaglia...
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Of queens.
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No. No, it's her.
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It-it-
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look-look at this guy
she's marrying.
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Look at this loser! Look!
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Lot of stripes. What is he, a general?
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So, bro, what do you
feel like doing?
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What's that?
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Strip club?
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Just take me home.
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Fine.
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Look, Spence...
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I know you're gonna find
somebody just as good as Denise,
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if not better.
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Oh, yeah? Right.
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Do you really think
I'm gonna find a woman
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who's as into avant-garde film
as I am or folk dancing
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or is a ninth-level player
the gathering?
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Absolutely.
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No, I blew it.
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I- I should have
fought for her.
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I should have grabbed her
by those incredible shoulders
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and said, "I love you,
and I know you love me."
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But did I do that? No.
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You know why? Same reason
I'm selling tokens on the subway
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instead of driving the train.
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I thought you failed
the psych test.
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You didn't see
that inkblot!
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The bottom line is
everything would be different
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if I'd just
taken a stand!
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Well, maybe it's
not too late.
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What do you mean?
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To tell Denise what you just told us.
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But she's getting married
in Memphis tomorrow.
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I mean, even if I wanted to, I
couldn't make it there in time.
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You could if we
start driving right now.
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Really?
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Kelly and the kids
are at her mom's.
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I got noplace else
to be. I'm in.
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You really think
we can do this?
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If we're gonna go
on an extended trip,
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I'm gonna have to stop
and get my bite plate.
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But what-what if
I'm wrong, though?
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What if she doesn't
love me back?
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Well, maybe she does,
and maybe she doesn't.
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There's only one way
to find out.
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Because if I sleep
without that thing,
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my jaw snaps shut
like a bear trap.
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I don't know.
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Spence, look, you
got a chance here,
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and you
gotta go for it.
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If you don't
go for it,
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you're gonna regret it
for the rest of your life.
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So where am I
steering this car?
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Memphis, Tennessee.
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That's what I'm talking about! Yeah!
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Yeah!
Memphis!
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Hey, hey,
what about Carrie?
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What about car-
what about Carrie?
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Here's
about Carrie, ok?
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Hey, babe. It's me.
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Look, don't wait up,
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'cause I'm gonna be driving
to Memphis to stop a wedding.
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Denise.
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Yeah.
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Spence's
old girlfriend.
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No, it's not stupid.
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W- why can't I?
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I know I said we'd
go food shopping.
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Look, all I want
is pop-tarts.
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Please, ok?
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I already told him I
would do this thing, ok?
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I'm-you know what?
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I'm doing it.
I'm doing it.
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She's cool.
She's very cool.
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Ok, she checked in
last night?
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Ok, great, thanks.
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I got it. Denise is staying at
the west Memphis econo-lodge.
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Fancy.
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Well...
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In about 10 hours,
she's gonna open her door
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to find me standing there
holding a single red rose
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and saying,
"excuse me, miss,
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I think I left
my love in here."
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All right, man.
There you go.
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In case I didn't say it,
thanks for this.
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That's what
friends do.
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You guys are great.
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Right back at ya.
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I'm glad you're
in my life.
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Ok, love scene over.
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We're coming up
on I-70.
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Great!
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Uh... take that west
to I-64,
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hook up with the I-40,
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and then straight
through bartlett
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and on into Memphis.
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Heh heh.
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Oh, deac, doesn't
your dad live in bartlett?
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Uh-huh.
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No reason we can't stop in
on the way back.
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That's ok.
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Nnnnnn!
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No, I mean, it's silly.
It's on the way.
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I said no.
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What part of nnnn-nn
didn't you understand?
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Sorry.
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Hey, is it me or...
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Those cows getting
anybody else hungry?
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I could eat.
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Why don't you
wake Danny up?
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Oh, he's asleep?
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He's not supposed to sleep
without his bite plate.
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Hey, Danny, we're gonna
get some food.
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Danny!
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Oh.
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Hey, guys.
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Ohh!
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God!
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What's going on?
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I need $600.
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What?
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I need $600.
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Ow!
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Can you give the guy
a credit card?
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He won't take one.
He wants cash.
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What?
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He wants cash!
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Ow!
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It hurts to talk.
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What?
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It hurts when I talk!
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Can we just pay the guy
and get out of here?
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Look, I've got $100.
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I got, like, 80.
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I got, like, 50.
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I don't have anything.
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Well, my wallet's at home
on my dresser
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next to my bite plate.
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We're still way short.
What are we gonna do?
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I don't think this thing
fits right.
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Yeah, well, it cost me
a leather jacket,
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so I'm gonna need you
to make it fit.
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Look at that,
cachingo Indian casino.
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Oh, yeah?
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We need cash, and you can
get a crapload of money
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with just your credit
card at those places.
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Guys, it's 22 Miles
out of the way.
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We're not gonna
make it to the hotel
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before Denise leaves
for the wedding.
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You want to stop a wedding,
you do it at the church.
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Everybody
knows that.
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I still say we keep going.
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Whoa, she's turning.
What's happening?
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What are you doing?
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It's not me.
It's the car.
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She's taking us there.
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She does this
with krispy kreme, too.
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Just go in and get
money. No gambling, ok?
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Absolutely not.
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Shutty.
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Still declined, ma'am.
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What?
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Sorry.
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I don't believe this.
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Do I have to put
this stuff back or...
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Yeah. Excuse me. Thank you.
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I'm sorry. Sorry.
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Thanks.
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Hi, irv.
Got my check?
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Irv's not here. The
name's Arthur spooner.
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And you are?
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Steve gitt.
I'm with royale pudding.
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I know all about you,
Mr. gitt.
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How you like to prey
on the elderly
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and their weakness
for creamy desserts.
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Well, news flash, mister.
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Your days of price gouging
are about to end.
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Um, what we charge is right in
line with the other companies.
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I don't want some price
cooked up
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in the smoke-filled rooms
of your pudding cartel.
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I want real value.
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Now, I'm going to
write down a number,
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and that's what we're
going to pay from now on.
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Where's a pen?
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You can use mine.
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Thank you.
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00:11:44,348 --> 00:11:46,617
What's this,
your company logo?
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Mm-hmm.
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Mmm, it's quite
a handsome pen.
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You can keep it
if you want.
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You mean that?
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Sure.
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Nicely played, Mr. gitt.
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00:12:06,821 --> 00:12:07,987
How are we doing
on time?
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You don't have to
worry, Spence.
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We'll get you to your precious wedding.
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00:12:10,558 --> 00:12:11,925
Take it easy on him.
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00:12:11,992 --> 00:12:14,227
Thanks, but I think I
had enough of your advice
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back at that
Blackjack table.
261
00:12:15,996 --> 00:12:17,214
What's that supposed
to mean?
262
00:12:17,282 --> 00:12:18,598
"Oh, you gotta
split those 8s."
263
00:12:18,666 --> 00:12:21,267
You always split 8s.
That's what the book says.
264
00:12:21,335 --> 00:12:23,603
What book is that, the secrets
of losing, by I.B. Stupid?
265
00:12:23,671 --> 00:12:24,621
He's right. You
always split 8s.
266
00:12:24,688 --> 00:12:26,039
You didn't help
matters either,
267
00:12:26,106 --> 00:12:27,674
smiling at me
like that... jinxy.
268
00:12:27,742 --> 00:12:29,909
Don't call me jinxy.
269
00:12:29,977 --> 00:12:30,994
You owe me $200.
270
00:12:31,062 --> 00:12:32,278
You owe me a new
leather jacket.
271
00:12:32,346 --> 00:12:33,146
Guys...
272
00:12:33,214 --> 00:12:34,564
That's jinxy's fault!
273
00:12:34,632 --> 00:12:36,066
Don't say that!
274
00:12:36,134 --> 00:12:37,251
Just shut up.
275
00:12:37,318 --> 00:12:38,785
I got a slightly
better idea.
276
00:12:38,853 --> 00:12:40,553
Why don't you
shut up?
277
00:12:40,621 --> 00:12:42,506
You're buying me
a jacket.
278
00:12:42,573 --> 00:12:46,276
Ok, don't be
touching me.
279
00:12:46,344 --> 00:12:48,178
I'll touch you
all I want.
280
00:12:48,246 --> 00:12:51,214
Don't do that, man!
281
00:12:51,282 --> 00:12:55,685
Oh! Oh, my God.
The announcement flew out!
282
00:12:55,753 --> 00:12:56,803
So?
283
00:12:56,955 --> 00:12:59,289
I don't remember
the name of the church.
284
00:13:02,893 --> 00:13:04,911
Hello.
285
00:13:04,979 --> 00:13:05,879
Hey, it's me.
286
00:13:05,946 --> 00:13:07,247
Oh, hey, honey.
287
00:13:07,314 --> 00:13:09,082
Where are you guys
now?
288
00:13:09,149 --> 00:13:10,533
I don't know.
Buttcrack, Kentucky.
289
00:13:10,601 --> 00:13:12,235
Buttcreek.
290
00:13:13,504 --> 00:13:15,738
Anyway, I lost the
name of the church
291
00:13:15,806 --> 00:13:16,840
that Denise is getting
married in.
292
00:13:16,907 --> 00:13:18,308
Do you have the paper there?
293
00:13:18,376 --> 00:13:19,760
Uh, yeah.
I think I do.
294
00:13:19,827 --> 00:13:22,061
Hey, honey,
funny story.
295
00:13:22,129 --> 00:13:23,563
I was at the market
today.
296
00:13:23,631 --> 00:13:26,533
I had a cart loaded
with stuff,
297
00:13:26,601 --> 00:13:28,334
and they wouldn't
take my credit card.
298
00:13:28,403 --> 00:13:30,570
And here's
the funny part...
299
00:13:30,638 --> 00:13:32,539
They said it was
maxed out
300
00:13:32,606 --> 00:13:35,525
because of a charge
at a cachingo casino.
301
00:13:35,593 --> 00:13:38,212
Really?
302
00:13:38,279 --> 00:13:40,947
Did you lose $600?
303
00:13:41,015 --> 00:13:42,715
Only because
of splitsy and jinxy!
304
00:13:42,783 --> 00:13:44,834
What is going on there?
305
00:13:44,902 --> 00:13:47,420
Do you have the name
of the church?
306
00:13:47,488 --> 00:13:50,090
Yes, I have it. Greater mount
Morris first presbyterian.
307
00:13:50,158 --> 00:13:51,958
Great. Thank you.
308
00:13:52,026 --> 00:13:54,227
And by the way, you do know
that you're dead, right?
309
00:13:54,295 --> 00:13:56,462
Oh, sure.
310
00:13:56,530 --> 00:13:57,464
I got it.
311
00:13:57,531 --> 00:14:00,567
Great. Now we need gas,
we don't have any money.
312
00:14:00,634 --> 00:14:02,052
I have one more credit card,
313
00:14:02,120 --> 00:14:04,287
but I'm only supposed to use
it in case of an emergency.
314
00:14:04,355 --> 00:14:06,223
It's got, like,
a 30% interest rate.
315
00:14:06,290 --> 00:14:08,458
I think this is
an emergency.
316
00:14:10,828 --> 00:14:15,248
Hey, we need a fill-up
on, uh, pump number 3.
317
00:14:15,316 --> 00:14:16,749
Whoa.
318
00:14:16,817 --> 00:14:19,086
We do not accept visa.
319
00:14:19,154 --> 00:14:20,470
What?
320
00:14:20,538 --> 00:14:23,256
Diner's club or sunoco-
either one.
321
00:14:23,324 --> 00:14:25,375
Is there anyplace around
here that does accept it?
322
00:14:25,443 --> 00:14:27,076
Indian casino up the road.
323
00:14:38,956 --> 00:14:40,090
Different card.
324
00:14:46,998 --> 00:14:48,632
Declined.
325
00:14:50,685 --> 00:14:52,286
I know the drill.
326
00:14:55,807 --> 00:14:57,073
Pardon me.
327
00:15:09,403 --> 00:15:12,239
"Happy valley pudding."
328
00:15:13,607 --> 00:15:17,010
You got a nice product,
Mr. Lucas.
329
00:15:17,078 --> 00:15:18,461
Thanks. I like it, too.
330
00:15:18,529 --> 00:15:20,396
Maybe a bit too much.
331
00:15:22,333 --> 00:15:24,234
I'm just gonna jot down
a few notes here
332
00:15:24,302 --> 00:15:25,568
with my pen.
333
00:15:25,636 --> 00:15:26,569
Oh, my.
334
00:15:26,637 --> 00:15:28,338
I seem to have
inadvertently
335
00:15:28,406 --> 00:15:32,108
grabbed the pen provided
to me by royale pudding,
336
00:15:32,176 --> 00:15:35,946
your fiercest competitor.
337
00:15:37,297 --> 00:15:38,531
This is awkward.
338
00:15:38,599 --> 00:15:39,800
How so?
339
00:15:39,867 --> 00:15:43,169
Well, just that it's
quite a nice pen.
340
00:15:43,237 --> 00:15:47,908
It would take a strong man
not to be seduced by it.
341
00:15:50,644 --> 00:15:53,312
It's leaking a little ink
on your hand there.
342
00:15:53,380 --> 00:15:55,765
Stop being coy, Mr. Lucas.
You're a man of the world.
343
00:15:55,833 --> 00:15:57,133
You want a shot
at this account,
344
00:15:57,201 --> 00:16:00,670
start batting your eyes
and show me your goodies.
345
00:16:00,738 --> 00:16:02,606
What?!
346
00:16:02,674 --> 00:16:05,925
Perks! Swag!
Start wooing me.
347
00:16:05,993 --> 00:16:07,344
Um...
348
00:16:07,411 --> 00:16:10,680
I have a rice pudding
sample,
349
00:16:10,747 --> 00:16:12,949
but it's been in my car
for a few weeks.
350
00:16:13,017 --> 00:16:15,001
That's it?
351
00:16:15,069 --> 00:16:18,671
Then why the hell are you
wasting my valuable time?
352
00:16:18,739 --> 00:16:21,525
You called me!
At home on a Sunday!
353
00:16:21,592 --> 00:16:24,828
You know what?
Get out.
354
00:16:24,895 --> 00:16:26,846
Leave the rice pudding.
355
00:16:30,284 --> 00:16:32,786
All right, we've just
entered Tennessee.
356
00:16:34,321 --> 00:16:37,057
Governor Phil bredesen
welcomes you.
357
00:16:37,124 --> 00:16:39,960
Hey, bredesenyyyy!
358
00:16:40,027 --> 00:16:43,096
Oh, God, the yellow light on
the fuel gauge just went on.
359
00:16:43,164 --> 00:16:45,065
That's all right. That's
just to scare people.
360
00:16:45,133 --> 00:16:46,833
We could've gotten gas
361
00:16:46,900 --> 00:16:49,569
if you guys hadn't gambled
away all our money again!
362
00:16:49,636 --> 00:16:51,704
See, that's just
pointing out a problem
363
00:16:51,772 --> 00:16:54,574
without offering
a solution.
364
00:16:56,277 --> 00:16:57,877
Hey, deac, um...
365
00:16:57,945 --> 00:16:59,712
Your dad lives
right on the way.
366
00:16:59,780 --> 00:17:01,481
Couldn't we ask him
for the gas money?
367
00:17:01,549 --> 00:17:03,983
Look, I really don't
want to see him.
368
00:17:04,051 --> 00:17:06,853
You know what, deac?
Maybe he's changed.
369
00:17:06,920 --> 00:17:09,922
Maybe if you told him
how you felt,
370
00:17:09,990 --> 00:17:12,091
you know,
how he hurt you,
371
00:17:12,160 --> 00:17:15,895
you guys could forge a
whole new relationship.
372
00:17:17,999 --> 00:17:19,399
That's right, old man.
373
00:17:19,467 --> 00:17:22,202
All I ever wanted was my daddy
to tell me that he loved me.
374
00:17:22,270 --> 00:17:23,836
Well, I'll tell you
something, boy,
375
00:17:23,904 --> 00:17:26,072
I don't know for a fact
I even am your daddy,
376
00:17:26,140 --> 00:17:27,740
the way your mama
catted around.
377
00:17:27,808 --> 00:17:30,177
Don't you talk
about my mama!
378
00:17:30,244 --> 00:17:32,312
I'll kill ya!
379
00:17:32,380 --> 00:17:35,048
They're getting it
all out. That's good.
380
00:17:36,267 --> 00:17:38,168
Yeah, you hightail it,
boy.
381
00:17:38,236 --> 00:17:40,036
And don't you
ever come back!
382
00:17:43,624 --> 00:17:45,125
Let's go.
383
00:17:50,264 --> 00:17:53,867
So how did you do
moolah-wise?
384
00:18:00,241 --> 00:18:02,692
Ok, 2 Miles away.
How we doing on gas?
385
00:18:02,759 --> 00:18:04,077
W- we're ok.
386
00:18:04,145 --> 00:18:06,028
I been doing
a lot of coasting.
387
00:18:07,598 --> 00:18:10,834
Please, God, if you
care anything about me,
388
00:18:10,901 --> 00:18:13,937
let this car go
2 more Miles.
389
00:18:19,877 --> 00:18:23,280
Ok, big guy
not a Spence fan.
390
00:18:30,354 --> 00:18:34,024
Ow!
391
00:18:35,660 --> 00:18:36,660
I'm comin', baby.
392
00:18:36,727 --> 00:18:38,327
Your knight in
shining arm-
393
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,797
oh, God! Aah!
394
00:18:41,865 --> 00:18:42,499
Come on.
395
00:18:42,566 --> 00:18:44,417
I think I sprained
my ankle.
396
00:18:44,484 --> 00:18:46,052
Go on without me.
397
00:18:46,120 --> 00:18:47,387
Um...
398
00:18:47,455 --> 00:18:50,190
I don't want to
marry Denise.
399
00:18:50,257 --> 00:18:53,342
But I can't walk.
400
00:19:03,771 --> 00:19:07,206
Ow! Aah! Ah!
401
00:19:17,050 --> 00:19:18,200
All right,
this is it. Go.
402
00:19:18,268 --> 00:19:19,268
Go!
403
00:19:24,925 --> 00:19:28,678
Actually, she's probably
already married by now.
404
00:19:28,746 --> 00:19:31,047
What say we head back?
405
00:19:31,115 --> 00:19:32,115
What?!
406
00:19:32,183 --> 00:19:34,017
Yeah, I changed
my mind.
407
00:19:34,085 --> 00:19:35,252
This was fun.
408
00:19:35,319 --> 00:19:36,652
Y- you're doing this.
409
00:19:36,720 --> 00:19:39,355
What if I'm wrong?
What if she doesn't love me?
410
00:19:39,423 --> 00:19:40,556
You're still
doing it!
411
00:19:40,624 --> 00:19:41,557
Ow!
412
00:19:41,625 --> 00:19:43,927
Spence, you
listen to me.
413
00:19:43,995 --> 00:19:46,529
We went through hell
to get you here.
414
00:19:46,597 --> 00:19:50,267
I mean, Danny, he may
never eat solid food again.
415
00:19:50,334 --> 00:19:53,169
And I gambled away
a mortgage payment,
416
00:19:53,237 --> 00:19:54,804
and now I gotta go home
and face a wife
417
00:19:54,872 --> 00:19:58,041
who's gonna kick my ass!
418
00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:00,826
And this man-
this man is broken.
419
00:20:00,894 --> 00:20:02,028
To get you here,
420
00:20:02,095 --> 00:20:03,263
he had to learn that his
daddy doesn't love him
421
00:20:03,330 --> 00:20:04,564
and his mama
slept around.
422
00:20:04,632 --> 00:20:05,565
Might've
slept around.
423
00:20:05,633 --> 00:20:07,367
Might've
slept around.
424
00:20:07,434 --> 00:20:08,934
And why did we do it?
425
00:20:09,002 --> 00:20:11,003
I'll tell you why.
426
00:20:11,071 --> 00:20:13,239
'Cause we
believe in you.
427
00:20:13,307 --> 00:20:15,057
So the least you can do
428
00:20:15,125 --> 00:20:18,378
is believe
in yourself, too.
429
00:20:21,716 --> 00:20:24,117
Let's stop a wedding.
430
00:20:26,587 --> 00:20:29,722
In marriage, the most
sacred of institutions.
431
00:20:29,790 --> 00:20:32,425
But first...
If there is anyone here
432
00:20:32,493 --> 00:20:33,959
who has reason to believe
433
00:20:34,027 --> 00:20:37,313
these two should not
be joined in sacred matrimony,
434
00:20:37,380 --> 00:20:40,467
let him speak now
or forever hold his peace.
435
00:20:44,255 --> 00:20:45,354
I do!
436
00:20:45,423 --> 00:20:48,157
I love you,
Denise Ruth battaglia!
437
00:20:49,760 --> 00:20:51,578
I love you, too, Ted.
438
00:20:51,645 --> 00:20:54,347
I'm so sorry, Scott.
439
00:21:06,310 --> 00:21:07,844
Oh, hi, Spence.
440
00:21:07,911 --> 00:21:09,745
Glad you could come.
441
00:21:16,103 --> 00:21:17,170
Huh!
442
00:21:27,198 --> 00:21:30,599
So, how's everyone enjoying
their after bingo treat?
443
00:21:30,667 --> 00:21:32,669
I thought we were
getting pudding.
444
00:21:32,736 --> 00:21:35,004
Why are we eating
baked beans?
445
00:21:35,072 --> 00:21:36,689
It's a change of pace.
446
00:21:36,757 --> 00:21:39,459
Open your minds,
you old buzzards!
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