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Great way to start the day, huh?

Mm-hmm. 'Morning
to you, too, Nash.

Want to give me the rundown?

Victim was an
African-American male, aged 22,

gang affiliations, blown
away in broad daylight.

Word on the street is, he
was some kind of Romeo,

got caught doing the pony ride

with a rival gang
member's sister.

Beautiful. Where's the body?

No body. No body?

Uh-uh. Just this.

An Air Jordan.

Size 11, extra wide.

Great detective work.

You need to see the
crime scene, Nash.

Any witnesses?

Just one.

Out of this whole
complex, one witness?

Nobody's talking.

This is her? Yeah.

Did you see the shooter?

No. I was in the lobby.

But he did.

Hi.

Hey, what's your name?

Jamal Muhammed Shakur Jackson.

All right. I like that name.

That's a good name.

You a cop?

Yes, sir, I am. You
want to see my badge?

There you go, check it out.

So Jamal, tell me what you saw.

Boom!

Boom.

Uh, was it a shotgun? Did
you see the man with a gun?

Boom!

Boom.

- Uh, was it an explosion...?
- Can we go?

I just started a new
job and I cannot be late,

and I've got to get him
off to school. All right.

Okay, Jamal. It was
nice talking to you.

Look, if he remembers anything,

give me a call at
that number, all right?

Sure. Thanks.

Take care, buddy.

Told you.

Where'd you find the sneaker?

Actually Officer Kelly found it.

It was blown 22
feet into the street.

There's another guy
who wants to talk to you.

Here he comes,
this guy right here.

What guy? Hey, yo. You the man?

Uh, that depends.

I'm Leon, man.

Okay, hi, Leon. This is my crib.

You know, I've been
clean my whole life. Uh-huh.

I'm a civilian. I pay
my taxes. Uh-huh.

I mean, tell me now,
who's going to pay for this?

Whoa, don't look at me, bubba.

I've got two ex-wives, child
support, insurance payments,

book of the month club.

How about all that?

Now, where's your place anyway?

Man, my pad is right here.

Look at it.

Whoa. Just look at that.

Well? Boom.

Bryn, call Ballistics.

And tell them to bring
the really big tweezers.

♪ ♪

You want me to bring
in the bomb squad?

Harve, it wasn't a bomb,

it was a...

I don't know, some sort
of kickass assault weapon.

What do you think...
Good morning, ladies.

Hey, Officer.

Do you think they
modified an AK-47?

Harvey, it blew a hole in a
wall the size of the East River.

Whatever it is, it's not
something you'd put in your purse.

Morning, A.J.

Mr. Bridges, a moment
of your time, please?

You bet.

I've got to run, okay?

Yeah, I miss you too.

Okay, baby, bye-bye.

Child, this ain't no date book.

What you think this is,
The Love Connection?

Hello, excuse me, but where is
your most recent boyfriend living now?

Uh-huh. Thought so.

San Quentin. 9-4-9-6-4.

So don't even throw
me no shade, girlfriend.

Uh, ladies, you
having any luck here?

Not yet.

They're all so ugly.

Nash Bridges, Captain
Sandra McCormack.

She's stationed at Pacifica.

Nice to meet you, Captain.

I thought they were
tearing that joint down.

We're in the process
of shutting down, yes.

We still have a
small cadre working.

A high-powered military
weapon called the Javelin

has been stolen from the post.

The Javelin is a
man-portable anti-tank system

which provides high lethality

against conventional
reactive armor

within a range of 2,000 meters.

I think you've seen what
damage it can do, Nash?

I certainly did.

Heavy situation.

Gang members with
military hardware. Mm-hmm.

You know what I'm
trying to figure out is

how someone could just
walk onto a military base

and stroll off with
that kind of a weapon.

Haven't assault weapons been
stolen from the police in the past?

Guns.

Not an anti-tank system.

That's a semantic distinction.

Not to a tank commander.

I'm responsible.

I'm the battalion
supply munitions officer.

The Javelin was
being stored in a bunker

under my jurisdiction.

How many rounds of ammo?

An eight-round case.

Damn, this is going to be fun.

Yoo-hoo, Mr. Police Officer.

He's not in here.

Do you have another book?

One second.

Oh, God, I-I see what happened.

Please let me explain.

Let me interrupt you
for just one second.

Our associates from
Bensonhurst and North Beach

want me to remind you
that you never lie to people

that you accepted as a friend.

Well, there must
have been a mix-up.

See, the evening you came
to purchase the Javelin,

another gentlemen also came to
the warehouse to buy the MREs.

MREs, sir.

Uh, Meals Ready To Eat.

See, they replaced K-Rations.

'Cause if you lie to a
friend... he can kill you...

without any further provocation.

That's what I was getting
to, sir, before I digressed.

See, the other guy must have

erroneously received
the anti-tank weapon

while you ended up with

the MREs.

Now relax, relax, relax.

Jeffrey, are you my friend?

Yes, I am.

Good. Where's my Javelin?

It's an appliance
store on Hunter's Point.

Don't take the freeways.

Marina to Bay,
Embarcadero to Third.

I don't mean no disrespect,
but is this smart, Vince?

Well let me finish, okay?

So my cut is ten percent.

That's fine. That's
standard, okay?

But Steven and Ronny,
Vovokis gives them 15%.

For what?

And Nick doesn't
even think I know this.

And annually, at the
Christmas party on his yacht,

where all the wives
get a Tiffany egg,

and all the children
get bicycles...

Bicycles, wow.

The late wife and I

never get invited. Not once.

It's a sort of pettiness
and favoritism

that does not inspire loyalty.

It inspires survival.

If you kill Vovokis, you could
start a nationwide mob war.

Every ten years.

Like a dish of spumoni,
got to clean the palate.

Besides,

you take somebody out
with an anti-tank weapon,

that's a statement of power.

Sure is.

What separates the Javelin
from previous anti-tank systems

is the exclusive fire
and forget technology.

This technology
permits the gunner to fire

and immediately take cover.

Damn.

My CO's being
extremely generous.

He's given me 48 hours
to track the Javelin down

before he ends
my military career.

Well, before you start
looking in the help wanted ads,

we should check
in with Big Barry.

Okay, baby, I've got you down.

Warriors and seven.

Seven and a half.

Okay, see you court side.

Nash Bridges!

Big Barry! My man.

How you doing, brother?
How're you doing?

Good to see you.

I see you brought
along a friend.

Easy, Barry.

Amazing how beauty
can brighten up a day.

Say hello to Captain
Sandra McCormack.

How do you do? How
you doing, Sandra?

Tiny.

Huh? Get off you butt

and get me two
lattes for my friends.

Hey, Tiny.

Yo, Nash.

So, you come in for a trim?

No haircut today, Barry.

Barry, did you hear
about the shooting

in Mandela Gardens this morning?

Yes, I did.

Children today.

Violence is their daily bread.

That Mandela Gardens
is a battleground.

We got World War III going
down right before our eyes,

and nobody's doing a
damn thing to try and stop it.

Amen.

Amen, brother.

Barry, do you know
who the shooter was?

Uh-uh.

You know me better than that.

I don't rat out my own people.

Please, we just want the weapon.

Barry, I'm calling in a chit.

Okay, listen.

If I give you a name,

you got to give me your
word you won't take him down.

You got it.

Listen, Nash, does
this make us even?

Get out of here, man.

Not even close.

Oh, man.

So now we are friends.

Who took my gun?

T-bone. That's all he told me.

He's some kind of gang banger.

You sold something
that didn't belong to you.

All life is is accountability.

Listen, let me
make it up to you.

I just got something in.

Wait... wait... wait...

Oh, no, that's not it.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

No, that's not it.

Wait, don't go nowhere.

I got it around here somewhere.

Tec-9.

Made in America.

I don't want a submachine gun.

I want my Javelin!

I don't know what
you're talking about.

McCORMACK: Sure you do, T-bone.

It weighs about 50
pounds, backfires like hell.

I'm sure you remember.

Look, T-bone, I really
don't want to keep you

because I know you've got a
really busy schedule tonight.

So why don't you
make it easy on all of us

and just tell us
where the weapon is.

I told you man, I
ain't got your weapon.

What you need to do is talk
to my lawyer, Howie Weingrad,

down at Weingrad, McMullen
and Green. Mm-hmm.

He'll set you straight.

I hate talking to lawyers,
and if I'm going to have

to talk to a lawyer, I'm
going to do it after I slap

a murder one rap on your ass.

For what, man? You
got nothing on me.

I was at the crib, asleep.

Yeah, I'll bet you
was dreaming about

the betterment of humanity,

about that world
tour you're going to do

with Mother Theresa
and Michael Jackson.

Come on, T-bone, man,

just tell me where the...

Get down!

They're coming back
around, so just stay down.

Look out, here they
come again. T-bone!

Stay down.

♪ Roll through the city nights ♪

♪ Witness the drama rise ♪

♪ Prepare yourself to be
touched emotionally high ♪

♪ We're getting money, sister ♪

♪ Part of your life story ♪

♪ If thieves come, yeah, if
you got what they need... ♪

Are you okay?

Uh-huh.

Did you, uh...?

Did I what?

You know. Did...?

Of course.

You just... you just
seemed a little quiet.

I'm not what you
would call a screamer.

I'm going to go
take a shower, okay?

Do you... do you
mind if I join you?

Well, I don't want
to get my hair wet.

So you knew these
girls from Polk Street?

Mm-hmm. Every
single one of them.

And they are scared down there.

Simone DuBois, Officer Cortez.

Enchanté.

Nice to see you. Yeah,
we met yesterday.

Simone is here
as a representative

of the Gay Lesbian
Transgender Community.

As you all know,
there's been a rash

of beatings on Polk Street.

Three transvestite prostitutes

have filed reports
since January.

Excuse me. That's
transgender sex-workers.

I'm sorry. Excuse me.

Transgender sex-workers.

Now, hate crimes
frequently go unreported,

so I want to make
this top priority, people.

She's been through the
mug books, can't make an I.D.,

so I'm going to send
someone in undercover.

I'll volunteer.

I worked the summer of '93
fielding hate crime complaints

out of the Hall of Justice.

I think I have a real
sensitivity to the issue,

aside from the fact I happen
to look good in a short skirt,

which not everyone

in this room can say.

You're just too real.

So you need a biological man?

Yeah.

All right. Well, I'll try
anything once, twice,

three times.

Uh-uh. No, no, no, no, no.

Wh...

Wait a second here, Lieutenant.

Bryn volunteered,
and so did Harvey.

Evan!

Let me see your hands, sugar.

Let me see your hands.

Now, Lieutenant, this
isn't fair, you know?

We got Harvey over
here... Officer Cortez,

your dress size, please?

Nice ride!

Thanks, bubba.

Man, oh, man!

Look at this. Wide-screen TV,

all the latest in electronics.

Old T-bone was living large.

Damn! I must be in
the wrong line of work.

What did you find?

He must have unloaded
the Javelin already.

What's that?

The instruction manual.

No kidding?

For a military weapon, huh?

Hello.

It's about time somebody
picked up this phone.

Let me speak to T-bone. Now!

Well, T-bone, he's
out on a run, see,

so maybe I could help
you with something.

Who the hell are you?

I'm the man, sport.

T-bone works for me.

Yeah? Well, you run a
pretty shoddy operation, man.

That weapon you sold us...

It was a complete
bogusity of a sham.

The Javelin?

Whatever.

He forgot to give us
the instruction book.

That wacky T-bone.

He's always missing those
little old details, isn't he?

You know, I got that
right here, bubba.

Why don't you just swing
on down here and get it?

I'll be there in a half an hour.

Beautiful.

What's that?

Our lucky day.

You talk to T-bone?

Yeah, yeah. I took care of it.

I can go get the manual.

Hey, where's my game prize?

Let me have a buck.

Go get a life.

You completely miss the point.

I'm a game piece short of
a cruise to the Bahamas.

Jimmy, Jimmy, go
get a couple of sodas.

What am I, a freaking busboy?

Come on. Get going.

He wishes he had
that respect, huh?

Franklin, get over
here. Look at this, guys.

Look at this.

Fries? You got it.

This is important right here.
- 00,

like clockwork, they're
going to bring out the money.

We're going to park
the van right here.

Uh... That's a block away.

Don't worry about
it. I have a Javelin.

It's got a lot of power.

Marco, the armor in
these trucks is very dense.

What if it don't penetrate
it from that range?

Listen. I'll handle that.

All you and Jimmy got
to do is get the money.

Hey, check it out. I
won... I won a soda!

Jimmy, I need
those instructions.

Get going! Come
on! Get out of here!

All right.

You know what we're
going to do, Henry?

We're going to see Big Barry.

He's plugged in.

If my gun's somewhere in
this city, he'll know where.

That's it. Right there.

Hey, Barry.

Vincenzo! It's been awhile.

Yeah. I don't get out to
the provinces that often.

Hey, listen. I wonder if you
could help me locate something.

You mind, uh...
taking a walk with me?

Uh... step into my office.

No. That's okay. I got a barber
back in the neighborhood.

I insist. That is, if you
want me to help you.

Hey! How are you?

Come on in. What's your name?

Jimmy D. Jimmy D. Jimmy D.

Listen. You having a good day?

Where's T-bone?
You got what I need?

Well, yeah. Listen, I'm
sorry about that little mix-up.

You know T-bone.
He gets a little busy,

and he starts running around,
and I can't keep track of him.

Is this, um... the manual
that you were looking at?

Yeah. Oh, good.

Well, you're also under arrest.

Wait! Damn! What?

Hey, where did you
learn how to do that?

Catholic school.

Swell. If this thing's
going down at 1:00,

on Market and Sixth,
I'd better get moving.

So, what do I owe you?

$400.

What?

Well, I look too good to argue.

Let the shop say amen.

Amen.

What in the hell were you going
to use that weapon for anyway?

We were robbing
an armored truck.

What?

I said we were robbing
an armored truck.

I'm sorry. Am I...
Am I keeping you?

Are you late for
your Mensa meeting?

Criminy! Do you know how
powerful that weapon is?

Do you?

Better than what's
on the street. Yeah?

Bubba, that may be the
understatement of the decade.

When was this little
robbery going to go down?

What time is it now?

12:55.

Five minutes.

Five...?

Where?

San Francisco Bank,
Market and Sixth.

What about these hooks, man?

Right here at the curb, Frank.

Rock 'n' roll, boys.

5-George-31
pursuing a possible 211

at San Francisco Bank,
Market and Sixth Streets.

Requesting all available
backup. Hang on.

Hey, what about the
instruction manual?

Forget Jimmy D.
Forget the manual.

We'll do it without him.

Yes! You know, that just
means a bigger cut for us.

Help me with this thing.

Hold on. Hold on.

It's heavy. Whoa. Whoa.

Got it? Got it? Got it? Got it?

Lock it in.

Loading. Got it.

Marco, I'd move closer.

All we gotta do is slow
it down. Then we jump.

The shell's going to bounce off.

Oh, momma!

I think it worked!

We're too late.

Gee, you think?

Let's go! Get in the truck!

Hey!

Marco, we did it!

Get in the truck!
Get in the truck!

Go! Go! Go!

Police! Freeze! Get down!

Whoo-hoo! Yeah, baby,
that's what I'm talking about!

Oh, my God.

Hey, think about it, man.

Our days of penny-ante
crap are over now.

We, we, we could kick
a wall out of Fort Knox.

Heck, we could even
shoot down Air Force One.

Are you kidding me? No!

No, don't you get it, Marco?

We're in control now!
We got the power!

When you got the
gun, you're the man!

Do you know what's
gonna happen to us

if we get caught with that gun?

Do you know what we just
did with that gun? What?

Franklin, stop the car!
Stop the car right now!

Pull over!

Get out of my face!

Get out of my...!

Damn gun! No!

That's what I think
of that damn gun.

And we're gonna get
rid of this ammo, too.

Get on the truck! Let's go!

Let's go!

Why would you do that?

You shouldn't have
done that, man.

Enough already, Tommy.

You had no right to
throw that thing away.

You in or out?

I'm folding.

Freeze!

Drop it!

Where're you going
there, Jethro? Sit down.

Sit down! What is your problem?

Bryn.

How'd you find us?

Bread crumbs.

Now then...

that was some real nice
work today there, fellas.

Huh. Shut down half the
city for a bunch of singed bills

that you can't even buy

a bag of corn chips with.

Now I'm gonna ask
you Phi Beta Kappas

just one question...
and only one time.

Where the hell is that weapon?

Oh, man, this
damn thing's heavy.

Ooh, child, she got the
shoulders of a linebacker!

But don't you worry
your pretty little head

'cause we got
everything you need.

It's not a big problem, okay?

I don't know, man.

Doesn't this seem like
a little too Showgirls?

Oh, please, what do you think,
you're going to the White House

to have tea with
Hillary Clinton?

It's fine, and plus
with the right shoes,

you're going to love it!

I don't know, man. I
was thinking, you know,

something a little more
conservative, you know.

One second. Cortez.

Stephanie?

Uh, yeah, yeah, dinner
tomorrow night, 8:00,

yeah, it's all confirmed.

Look at this.

This is you!

Look, man, let me tell
you something, okay?

This isn't me. You don't
even know me, okay?

Me is like, you know, like
a Chicago Bears sweatshirt

that hasn't been
washed in two weeks.

Me is like a pair
of jeans that has

never seen the spin cycle
of a washing machine ever!

What are you looking at?

I'm not sure.

Well, I guess

you must save a lot of
money on laundry, then.

Look, man, I'm trying to talk to
my girlfriend on the phone, okay?

Can this little fashion parade

maybe wait, like, two
minutes? Thank you.

Ooh! She's showing
her claws now.

Mreow! Mreow!

Lookit, man, I'm not a she.

Oh, yeah?

Stop calling me she,
okay? I'd really appreciate it.

Let me tell you something.

I'm doing this for the girls,
I'm not getting paid for this.

I'm doing this for
the girls, not for you.

So if you want to prance
up and down Polk Street

with a little halter top

and some flip-flops
and some hot pants,

you go right ahead, looking
like white trash on a holiday!

But don't come crying to me

when nobody picks your
tired little ass up, okay?

Uh, Stephanie, um, yeah, yeah,

I'm at the station
working on a case.

Look, do you know
that it took me two weeks

to get those reservations?

No, no, no, no, I
know that, I know that

business always
comes first, but...

Okay, look, look, I'm gonna
leave a key for you outside

underneath the plant
at my apartment, okay?

Okay. Bye.

You know me, huh?

With your nasty little attitude,

I can't say I blame her.

Five large?

Did you or did you not tell
me four over the phone?

That was before you asked
me for the hair products.

What hair products?

You got your sea kelp shampoo,

you got your detangler,

and I threw in some
dandruff treatment

'cause I noticed
a few flakes there.

Stuff works like
a Biblical miracle.

I heard that.

Hey, I don't need
any of that crap.

Then I guess we
can't make a deal.

Hey, hey, Barry, hey,
aren't you my friend?

No, you're not my friend.

That shouldn't stop
us from doing business.

Hey, hey!

All right.

Ooh! Ooh! WOMAN 2: Barry!

Well, you're very welcome.

May I now please have my gun?

That's a big one!

Don't forget your shampoo, baby.

Thus tomorrow begins a new era.

I got all the bank robbers

from the armored
truck in lockup.

They claim they left the
Javelin in a dumpster,

but now it's gone.

We'll canvass the neighborhood
and see what turns up.

One guess. Mayor Werksman.

Why'd she just called me?

She's pissed.

That fiasco at the bank,

nationwide, we're on the news.

Look, she gets nervous,
it makes me nervous.

Work some magic, please, Nash.

I'm doing my best.

After you, A.J.

Hey, Lieutenant.

Cortez?

Wow!

That's hot.

No, no kidding, seriously,
that's, uh, that's good.

Yeah, thanks, Nash.

Excellent. Excellent.

Nash, can I ask you something?

Yeah, as long as
it's not for a date.

I mean, what do you do

when you, when you really
like a woman, you know,

and-and things are really
clicking between you,

but you feel her
like-like holding back?

Bubba, let's be clear about
my record on women here.

I may not be the
guy you want to ask.

Yeah, this is serious, Nash.

I mean, women
are nuts about you.

You know, you're like a magnet.

Oh, come on.

That doesn't mean
I understand them.

I don't know.

Best advice I can give
you is get her to talk to you.

Tell her what's going on.

You know what I mean?

Nash Bridges, Simone DuBois.

Oh, hi, poppy.

Oh, uh, sorry.

Nice to meet you.

Okay.

Good luck out there, ladies.

Thanks a million.

Say, listen, uh, if you're
in the neighborhood,

why don't you. uh,

stop on by?

You can count on that.

Hey, Simone.

Hey, Lieutenant.

Nash.

It's me, baby.

You got something for me?

Well, that depends.

Okay, on what?

If you can lose that
signed confession

your people took
when I got busted

on that bogus robbery
beef last winter...

What signed confession?

Well, all right.

You're looking for a guy
named Vince Diamond,

a nickel-and-dime wiseguy.

What's he want to
do with the weapon?

Ask him.

He lives at 427
Hillsberry Street.

Okay, thanks, baby.

Sure.

Well, I guess he's not home.

What now?

Well, quoting Mr. Tolstoy,

"The strongest of all
warriors are these two:

time and patience."

You know what you
need, girl? A name.

We gonna christen
your ass tonight, okay?

Let's see, um...

Oh, I got it, I got it.

Uh, how about "Mistress Evana"?

Oh, my mother would be so proud.

Okay, girl, incoming.
Strike a pose now.

Ooh, a couple bad guys.

Let me be your
fantasy, sweetheart!

What you doing?

I was waving. I
was being friendly.

What you think you are,
Miss Princess Diana?

You can't be waving!

Look, I'm sorry, all right?

This is my first night out here.

Now maybe when I've
been here, like, you know,

working the streets
for ten years like you,

then maybe I'll
have it down. Uh-uh.

No, no, no, no, no, you should
not have gone there, sister.

Forget it.

Simone, where're you going?

Simone, hey, man, don't
leave me out here all alone.

I'm sorry! Simone, come back!

Oh, you should not
have gone there, sister.

It's gonna be a
long night, Harve.

McCORMACK: Any pretzels left?

There sure are.

This is kind of fun what you do.

Oh, yeah, it has its moments.

It's like you're in the battlefield
every day where the action is.

I miss that.

You handle yourself
okay, McCormack.

What if this Diamond
guy doesn't come back?

What if he skipped town?

Well, he'll be back.

McCORMACK: So what
do you do in your time off?

I don't take any time off.

I'm actually kind of famous

for having the all-time
most accumulated

vacation days in the department.

I know this great little bed-
and-breakfast up in Mendocino.

It's fabulous.

Just a couple of
hours up the coast.

Turn-of-the-century decor.

Whale-watching
from your window...

if that's what you want to do.

I bet I could make
you break your streak.

Tempting.

Hey, stop!

Hey, Harvey, you got
my other coat, man?

I'm freezing out here

God, this sucks.

Oh, my God, will
you quit moaning?

It's Friday night, the
city's paying you to party.

Uh-oh. Hey, you might have
a little transgender competition

coming up here, Evan.

Sweetheart, who told you
you could work this corner?

Simone.

Mama Simone? Figures.

I'm Fabergé, okay?

Now that you know my name,

why don't you and
Toto take a Greyhound

back to the farm and leave
the streets to the big girls?

I don't think I can
do that, bubba.

Ah!

Don't even think about it.

This is my sugar daddy.

I know just what he likes.

Come to Mama, sweetie.

Want to party?

What you got, Harve?

Nah, let him go.

This guy doesn't
fit the profile.

This guy, he looks like
a Gambino wannabe.

Hey.

Hey, Dorothy.

He wants you.

Harvey, what do I do, man?

Well, you could blow your cover,

or you could sashay
your little tush over there.

So, where've you been?

Hey, how you doing... Dorothy?

Uh-huh.

It's kind of cold
tonight, Dorothy.

Do you want to
step inside my car?

Why don't you go home
and rent yourself a video?

Yeah. Okay.

Bitch. Hey, come here.

Come here. Hey, pick that up.

Guess what? I'm a cop
and you're under arrest.

Put your hands on the hood.

Oh, well, I'm glad

we didn't blow our cover.

Cuff this guy, Harve.

Police...

Well, if you'd spoken nicely.

Yeah. I'm gonna be out on
bail faster than you can say...

Yeah, fine. Yeah, but
you're going to jail now.

Get him out of here.

Sandra?

Mmm. What time is it?

A little after midnight.

Oh, I was having the
most wonderful dream.

Really?

Want to tell me about it?

Mmm, it's a little lurid.

Is that supposed to
make me less interested?

The wise guy come back?

No.

I think we'd better
call it a night.

Okay. My place or yours?

Mine.

Just remember, buddy,
overtime, overtime,

transgender overtime.

What do you think, for my drag
name, of the name Ivana Hump?

I think you've finally lost it.

I've lost it.

Yeah, if you don't
become one of us,

I feel very bad for you, man.

Hey, look alive.

Watch your back now, Evan.

This guy fits our profile.

You looking for a date?

Yeah.

Get in.

You like what you do?

Beats minimum wage.

Let go of me! Get in here, man!

Mace!

Oh! God!

Get your ass out!

Get out of the car!

Give me your arm.

Spread your legs.
Get over there.

Quit moving!

I've been waiting
for you for hours.

Oh, my God.

Look, Stephanie, we're
doing this undercover thing. I...

Shh!

This is so...

unbelievably hot.

Well, he's got all
the prerequisite

wise guy credentials.

What the hell does he
want with an army weapon?

Maybe he's moving
up to terrorist.

Hey, Captain.

Nash. You missed it, man.

The best show this side of
Bondage A-Go-Go last night.

Yeah, I heard
about it. Life is rough

on the streets, okay?

Oh, and, uh, turns out

our transgender
sex-worker basher,

he, uh, strong-arms

for this local developer,
Thompson Sherak.

Planning an office
building off Polk Street

and, uh, they wanted to
scare off the prostitutes,

but now we've gotta
waltz with their lawyers.

Very, very lovely.

Good work, bubba.

Nash. Thank you.

Are these your shooters?

Yes, they are. And that

would be the trigger.

Okay. Say,

was that a '49 or '50 Chevy?

You lying dog.

Nash, our colleague
has stuck this do-me outfit

in his own closet back home,

apparently for when his
police gig doesn't work out.

No. Know something,

Harvey, I'm fully armed, and I,

I'm getting really
sick and tired of...

Because Mr. Diamond,

he was seriously sweet on you.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What, what, Mr. Diamond?

One of Evan's
victims last night,

is a middle-level hood
named Vince Diamond.

You guys have him in custody?

Vincenzo Leonardo Diamond?

Call down to Central Jail

and find out where
they're holding him.

He's out. I talked
to him this morning.

He's out on bail.

That sucks.

Another prime example

of the left hand not knowing
what the right's doing.

What else could
we do? I told you.

Vince! Open up!

Police!

Vince?!

Hello.

Ma'am? Police.

Ma'am?

We're looking for
Vincent Diamond.

Ma'am?

Police.

Okay.

Do you mind if we,
uh, have a look around?

Good. She says it's fine.

Check that room.

And be careful.

Looks like he just cleaned.

McCQRMACK:
Nothing in this bedroom.

Not in the kitchen.

No weapon.

Hey! Wait a minute.

This may be our answer.

Nick Vovokis.

Talk about the guy and the city.

This guy is it.

He's got his fingers in
a little bit of everything.

What makes you
think he's the target?

Ah, it's just a guess.

The Javelin won't just kill him,

he'll blow up the whole yacht.

That's the least of our worries.

If Nick Vovokis
gets snuffed out,

this whole town will break
out in all-out mob war.

What do we do?

If we're lucky,

I think I know where
these pictures were taken.

Ohh...

She wants some jewelry.

Treat her right, she'll
give you a heart attack,

you old falafel.

Yeah.

Hey, Vovokis.

It's me, Vince.

Who?

Vince. Vince Diamond.

See, that's the problem, you,

you nev... Hello?

Yeah, who's this?

It's me, Vince, Alex.

That's a very nice coat.

Give the phone back to Vovokis.

It's Vince.

I think he can see us.

Vince.

Understand this, Nick.

It's not the 15% that you
never saw fit to pay me.

It's not the Christmas parties

that you never
saw fit to invite me.

Vince, calm down.

I-I don't invite you
to the Christmas party

because you're bitter and
you bring everyone down.

My wife says you
give her a migraine.

The truth is, people don't
like being around you, Vince.

No, the truth is
you're weak, Nick,

and you make the
people around you weak.

You need a sense of
ethics and compassion

to fulfill your
obligation as a capo.

A capo?

Stay here. Let
me check this out.

He's up there.

He's watching us.

That's right. It's me.

This city is mine, Nick,

because you never learned
not to say the word "Frisco."

Good night now.

Diamond? Freeze!

What are you, nuts?

Put that gun down.

Come over and step into these.

All right.

McCORMACK: Nash.

Hello. This is a... surprise.

What happened?

Did you get kicked out?

We brought the gun back.

What else do they want?

Everything's fine.

It's perfect, actually.

I've been reassigned
to Diego Garcia.

Diego Garcia.

Where is that?

It's a little island in the
middle of the Indian Ocean.

I'll be in charge of a
need-to-know project.

I can tell you, it's,
uh... a promotion.

Just out of curiosity, uh...

how long have you
known about this?

About a month.

Well, gee, I guess we'd
better cancel those reservations

at that little bed-and-breakfast
up there in Mendecino, huh?

Nash...

That's when I thought
my career was over,

and we weren't gonna
get the weapon back.

You know...

I don't know why I
bother with women.

Whenever I get the urge, I
should just rent a steamroller

and have it roll over
me two or three times.

Don't be angry.

I don't have time in my
life for a man right now,

but if I did, he'd
be exactly like you.

Have a nice trip.

Nash.

Yeah.

One last thing.