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If you had a choice, -
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- would you rather love a girl,
or have her love you?
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- I want it mutual.
- If you couldn't have that.
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Would I rather be the one who loves,
or is loved?
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It's not an easy question.
I think I'd rather be in love.
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Me, too.
I wouldn't want to get hurt, though.
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- You were in love with Gloria.
- I was starting to be.
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Then she let me feel her up on the
first date. Turned me right off.
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- You kept going with her.
- Well, she let me feel her up.
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- What about Gwen?
- Her I could talk to.
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- I never could talk to any girl.
- I was getting crazy about her.
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But she wouldn't let me
lay a hand on her.
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- So I went back to Gloria.
- You want perfection.
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- What do you want?
- She just has to be nice.
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- Not beautiful?
- She doesn't have to be.
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- I'd like her built, though.
- I want mine sexy.
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- She shouldn't look like a tramp.
- Sexy doesn't mean like a tramp.
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- There's a middle ground.
- I would want that.
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Tall, very tall...
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That would scare me.
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She should be very understanding.
Start the same sentences together.
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- I'd like that.
- Big tits...
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- Yeah, but still a virgin.
- I don't care about that.
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I wouldn't mind if she was a little
ahead of me, with those big tits.
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And knew hundreds of different ways.
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I want a companion. The other stuff
I can get on the outside.
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The first time I do it, I don't want
to waste it on some beast.
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I feel about getting laid
the same way I feel about college.
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I'm being pressured into it.
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- You like that?
- Yeah.
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I give her to you.
I'm a generous guy.
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I'm grateful.
How do I break the news to her?
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Go over there.
There's a way to talk to girls.
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Tell her ajoke. Tell her about
your unhappy childhood.
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- That's not bad.
- But don't make it like an act.
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Go ahead.
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Go ahead, schmuck.
If you don't, I will.
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You can't even stand up.
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- I fucked up.
- My turn.
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- She's mine, you gave her to me.
- You struck out.
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I get two more times at bat.
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- This is my first college mixer.
- I hate them.
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- It's so phony.
- Everybody puts on an act.
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- You don't know who you meet.
- Because you're meeting the act.
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- I'm not sure I agree.
- I don't either.
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- You don't agree with yourself?
- How do you feel about it?
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People like to think they put on
an act, but it's really them.
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- They think they can change it.
- They're kidding themselves?
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- It is an act, but the act is them.
- Then how can it be an act?
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- Because they're an act.
- They're also real. So I'm not real?
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- I'm an act?
- It's all right, so am I.
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Don't you behave differently
with different people?
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- With your family?
- I thought you meant people.
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- Sure, with my family...
- And with friends, another way.
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And with your teachers, still
another way. So which one is you?
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- You ought to be a lawyer.
- I'm gonna be a lawyer.
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A lady lawyer.
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You're from Smith, right?
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- Do you like it?
- Yeah. Do you like Amherst?
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Sure. My parents worked very hard
to send me.
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I'd better like it.
Do you have a name?
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- Susan.
- I'm Sandy.
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I think you can make out with her.
She's stuff.
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- You think so?
- I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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- Shouldn't I try somebody else?
- Who?
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She was the best-looking girl
at the mixer. Wasn't she?
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- Her tits were too small.
- Yeah. The hell with her.
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- But her legs were great.
- I was standing too close.
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I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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- She's got funny ideas.
- I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
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- Don't rush me.
- What is it? I like you very much.
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It's our third date.
You let me kiss you last week.
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If I could kiss you once last week,
I should kiss you twice tonight.
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- You're the only boy I can talk to.
- I can't see you being quiet.
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If somebody doesn't approve
of what you are...
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- Whatever that is.
- You just don't tell him.
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If I want a boy to like me,
and I'm brighter than him, -
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- I can't show it or I'll lose him.
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- I don't want anyone overly bright.
- You wouldn't feel threatened.
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Not nearly as much as some people.
I want to write novels.
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Later, when I have something to say.
Does that threaten you?
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No.
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Maybe a little.
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Don't press so hard.
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It's better when it's gentle.
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See?
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What are you grinning at?
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- Did you feel her up yet?
- I don't want to ruin things.
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Was I right about kissing her?
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- You won?
- I don't know.
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- You let yourself be pushed around.
- You're pushing me around.
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I guess I won,
she kissed me five times.
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That's when you should've put
your hand on her tit.
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- I should do that to her?
- She's not doing you a favor.
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When a girl lets you kiss her,
and feel her up...
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Go all the way
and all the rest of it...
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Isn't it a favor? What's in it
for her? She's not getting paid.
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Fuck you.
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Okay, I'll feel her up.
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Please take your hand off my breast.
I want you to.
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- It can't be fun if I don't want it.
- I didn't say it was fun.
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- Then why is your hand there?
- I should be feeling you up by now.
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I don't feel that way about you.
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I feel that way about you.
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Don't you want me to feel something
for you, too?
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I do like you, but for other reasons.
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If we went any further,
there wouldn't be those reasons.
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- We might have something else.
- What?
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Something else.
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You're the first girl
I've ever done that to.
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- I didn't know that.
- It doesn't show?
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It's something
we both have to go through.
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Susan, are you a virgin?
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What do I do with my other hand?
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What are you gonna do
with your hands?
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Then she told me to take my hand off
her breast. I said I didn't want to.
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She said how could it be fun for me
if she didn't like it?
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I said I thought she liked me.
She said, "for other reasons."
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I told her I really needed this.
That it was my first time.
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- What did you say exactly?
- I don't remember exactly.
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That she was the first girl
I ever tried to feel up.
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Was that a mistake?
Then she got nicer to me.
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- She put my hand on her breast.
- You mean she left it on.
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- She picked it up and put it on.
- She took your hand?
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- And put it on like this?
- Yes. I didn't know what to think.
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Suddenly she gets pretty aggressive.
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Then I asked if she was a virgin.
Was that a mistake?
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- Anyhow, she is.
- She says.
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So you got one or two hands
on her tits?
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- She put the other hand on the other.
- Two hands?
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I said, "What are you gonna do
with your hands?"
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- Then what?
- She unzipped my fly.
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- Bullshit artist! Then what?
- Then she did it.
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Did what?
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Bullshit artist!
She really did that to you?
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Is this Susan?
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I'm a friend of Sandy's.
His roommate.
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Yeah, Jonathan.
He told you about me?
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I'm here at Smith just for tonight,
practically on campus.
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I was just taking a drive and I
found myself practically on campus.
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Do you like Smith?
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- Where did you go to high school?
- What do you do in the summer?
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You always answer with a question?
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You always date
your best friend's girl?
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- Sandy told me you were beautiful.
- He told me you were sexy.
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- I guess he's a poorjudge.
- He meant you had personality.
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- You have a special quality.
- I'm hardly that special.
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Most girls I talk to it's like we're
spies from foreign countries, -
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- speaking in code.
Everything means something else.
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I say, "How about a walk?"
And it means something else.
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"No, I've got a French test tomorrow."
And it means something else.
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And you say, "I'll help you study."
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You're sharp, I like that.
You're too sharp.
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- Does that bother you?
- It interests me.
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- We'd be good together.
- I'm dating your best friend.
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- He won't mind. I won't tell him.
- What if I mind?
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- Want to go out Friday?
- I'm seeing Sandy.
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- Saturday?
- I have a date.
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- Sunday?
- I'm seeing my folks.
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- Where do they live?
- Newton.
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- Sunday night?
- I'll be too tired.
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I'll help you get over your folks.
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- What are you so afraid of?
- Not you.
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I think I'm in love.
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- Bullshit artist.
- I really think so.
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- Did you get in yet?
- What's that got to do with it?
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How do you know if you don't know
how you are in bed together?
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She tells me thoughts
I didn't even know I had.
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- I can talk to her.
- You can talk to me.
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I can say things to her
I wouldn't dare say to you.
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- Things you'd laugh at.
- I'm laughing now.
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She thinks I'm sensitive.
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Sensitive? Oh, boy!
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- Do you talk about flowers?
- Books.
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- I read more books than you do.
- I'm gonna start.
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- I'm reading "The Fountainhead."
- What's that?
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Her favorite book.
Ever hear of "Jean Christophe"?
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It's a classic, you moron.
I'll read it after "The Fountainhead."
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Ever read "Guadalcanal Diary"
by Richard Tregaskis? I read it.
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Ever read "Gentleman's Agreement"?
Or "A Bell For Adano"?
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- I'm gonna read everything.
- I read more than you.
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So who's sensitive?
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- I've had a messed-up childhood.
- What does your father do?
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- He fails. It's not funny.
- I'm sorry. Were you very poor?
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My father couldn't hold on to ajob.
He kept giving me advice.
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The more he failed, the more advice.
He's a Communist.
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We're Republicans.
Sometimes I think I'm a Communist.
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Me, too. We have so much,
and other people have so little.
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After I get set up as a lawyer,
I really want to go into politics.
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Public service. It gets me that
I was too young to fight in the war.
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That was all about proving that,
if everybody pitches in, -
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- plain people have a chance.
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So although I'm the first in my family
to get an education, -
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- I don't ever want to
forget where I came from.
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- You're more serious than I thought.
- I know.
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I'm another person with her.
The things I say...
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- Boy! Is she built?
- She has... a quality.
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She doesn't talk much,
but the things she says are sharp.
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We should double-date.
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I want to know her better
before we double-date.
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Isn't it great? A month ago,
neither of us even knew a girl.
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- What's her name?
- Myrtle.
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Bullshit artist!
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You're not kidding me?
You really did it!
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- Next it's my turn.
- I don't think she'll do it.
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- Sandy, find somebody else.
- Are you crazy? I'm on the verge.
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I'll see her tomorrow night.
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Sandy?
Do you ever talk to her about me?
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Sometimes.
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Do me a favor.
Don't tell her I got laid.
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Please, Susan.
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Sometimes I want to do it,
and then I don't.
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I don't know why you put up with me.
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- I don't think I can do it.
- It really hurts, Susan.
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- Let me.
- Not anymore.
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Susan, let's do it.
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I love you.
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Do you have anything?
How long have you had that?
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- Not a year or anything?
- I'm sure it's okay.
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- I'm not taking any chances.
- These have to be okay.
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It's okay.
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I'm positive it's okay.
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- You're not the first to get laid.
- It's my first time.
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I don't crow about it.
There's such a thing as good taste.
225
00:27:24,961 --> 00:27:29,545
After you started scoring,
what did I get out of you?
226
00:27:29,961 --> 00:27:35,461
"We did it standing, sitting,
in the car, under the car. Myrtle..."
227
00:27:35,961 --> 00:27:41,336
I knew Susan before you knew
Myrtle. But you scored first.
228
00:27:41,836 --> 00:27:47,920
It made me very jealous.
But I didn't try to shut you up.
229
00:27:48,336 --> 00:27:54,003
- I'm your friend, I sat through it.
- Okay, you made your point.
230
00:27:54,503 --> 00:27:57,420
I'm a better friend to you
than you are to me.
231
00:29:17,921 --> 00:29:21,838
Didn't you ever do that?
232
00:29:22,254 --> 00:29:27,046
Of course,
I knew what "misled" meant.
233
00:29:27,421 --> 00:29:32,338
But when I saw it,
I thought it was "myzeled"!
234
00:29:34,505 --> 00:29:37,838
I kept wondering what it meant.
235
00:29:40,838 --> 00:29:45,421
Anybody ever heard of
"Round John Virgin"?
236
00:29:46,213 --> 00:29:50,297
- Little John!
- What did you say?
237
00:29:50,713 --> 00:29:57,297
- Round John Virgin.
- Round yon virgin mother and child.
238
00:30:04,713 --> 00:30:09,672
All right: Gunshee.
G-u-n-s-h-y.
239
00:30:14,589 --> 00:30:17,297
Susan, do the one about the bear.
240
00:30:17,672 --> 00:30:22,797
The hymn we used to sing
about the bear with crossed eyes?
241
00:30:23,255 --> 00:30:26,755
Whose name was Gladly.
Don't you know it?
242
00:30:27,255 --> 00:30:31,755
Gladly the cross I'd bear.
243
00:30:32,172 --> 00:30:35,547
Oh, Gladly the cross-eyed bear!
244
00:30:36,381 --> 00:30:40,964
Pronounce this:
C-h-o-p-h-o-u-s-e.
245
00:30:41,339 --> 00:30:43,964
Chophus...
246
00:30:47,756 --> 00:30:50,464
Chop house.
247
00:30:52,339 --> 00:30:56,922
- This has to stop.
- I don't know how to tell him.
248
00:30:57,339 --> 00:31:01,756
- You tell him a lot of other things.
- What does that mean?
249
00:31:02,256 --> 00:31:05,548
You never talk to me
the way you talk to him.
250
00:31:05,923 --> 00:31:10,548
- What way?
- I don't know.
251
00:31:12,214 --> 00:31:16,506
- I don't want to hurt him.
- You're hurting me.
252
00:31:18,339 --> 00:31:23,798
- He loves me.
- That's no reason to sleep with him.
253
00:31:27,131 --> 00:31:32,506
You would have just gone on
if he hadn't told me, wouldn't you?
254
00:31:33,090 --> 00:31:37,798
- I would never have known.
- I don't know. Maybe.
255
00:31:39,006 --> 00:31:45,006
- You're really something.
- I don't feel like something.
256
00:31:46,590 --> 00:31:49,673
I feel like nothing.
257
00:31:51,673 --> 00:31:55,090
How much longer
do you expect me to take this?
258
00:31:55,590 --> 00:31:58,798
- I'm trying to tell him.
- I see how you're trying.
259
00:31:59,090 --> 00:32:02,173
It's not my fault.
260
00:32:02,590 --> 00:32:08,382
You're supposed to be in love
with me. I'm gonna tell him.
261
00:32:08,757 --> 00:32:12,757
What? No, Jonathan!
262
00:32:13,174 --> 00:32:18,882
- Try understanding me for once.
- You're stronger.
263
00:32:23,049 --> 00:32:27,757
- You tell him everything else.
- Who says so?
264
00:32:28,257 --> 00:32:32,257
He tells me, he's my best friend.
265
00:32:36,632 --> 00:32:40,549
Are you going to tell him?
266
00:32:42,132 --> 00:32:45,424
He's so helpless.
267
00:33:07,424 --> 00:33:10,508
Susan, I love you.
268
00:33:10,924 --> 00:33:16,216
Why can't you be more with me
like you are with Sandy?
269
00:33:20,883 --> 00:33:24,300
She says she's no good for me.
270
00:33:25,883 --> 00:33:30,883
Maybe she's trying
to let you down easy.
271
00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:35,966
Go ahead and laugh. It adds up.
272
00:33:38,966 --> 00:33:40,966
Go ahead and laugh.
273
00:33:43,883 --> 00:33:48,258
You don't know every mood of mine
like you know his. How come?
274
00:33:48,675 --> 00:33:53,050
You don't tell me thoughts
I never knew I had.
275
00:33:53,467 --> 00:33:56,758
- You can do it with me.
- I can't.
276
00:33:57,258 --> 00:34:00,550
You can do it with him,
you can do it with me.
277
00:34:00,842 --> 00:34:07,259
- I can't with you.
- This has gone far enough.
278
00:34:07,759 --> 00:34:11,634
- I can't stand any more ultimatums.
- Tell him tonight.
279
00:34:12,050 --> 00:34:18,925
Or tomorrow I tell him. Look at me!
Now tell me my goddamn thoughts!
280
00:34:39,717 --> 00:34:43,217
- You didn't do it, did you?
- No.
281
00:34:43,634 --> 00:34:50,801
- Why not?
- He looks at me with such trust.
282
00:34:51,301 --> 00:34:55,801
- How do I look at you?
- With bitterness.
283
00:34:56,218 --> 00:35:01,801
It used to be trust.At least you know my thoughts.
284
00:35:02,218 --> 00:35:07,176
- Did you tell him?
- What do you think?
285
00:35:11,801 --> 00:35:15,593
What do we do now?
286
00:35:16,593 --> 00:35:22,301
- I guess I get an ultimatum.
- Is there any sense in this?
287
00:35:34,051 --> 00:35:39,843
- In what?
- In you and me.
288
00:35:43,468 --> 00:35:48,468
- That's up to you.
- No, it's up to you.
289
00:35:48,968 --> 00:35:54,843
I don't see any point in it.I wish I were wrong.
290
00:35:58,635 --> 00:36:02,843
I don't feel anything anymore.
291
00:36:13,219 --> 00:36:16,510
Neither do I.
292
00:36:24,135 --> 00:36:28,719
The reason
I didn't say anything to Sandy...
293
00:36:30,219 --> 00:36:34,511
...I knew he wouldn't believe me.
294
00:36:34,802 --> 00:36:40,802
And I'd go into details.
I knew he'd come running to you, -
295
00:36:41,302 --> 00:36:46,302
- you'd tell him it was all true,
and then you'd go to bed with him.
296
00:36:49,094 --> 00:36:53,011
That sounds like what would happen.
297
00:36:59,094 --> 00:37:03,178
- So?
- So?
298
00:37:07,178 --> 00:37:10,386
Jonathan...
299
00:37:15,053 --> 00:37:21,970
- I'll always be your friend.
- Jesus, Susan, I hope not.
300
00:37:33,845 --> 00:37:39,262
It's going to be buggy.
It's the tropics, the jungle.
301
00:37:39,637 --> 00:37:43,637
- Just cover yourself.
- I'll get eaten alive.
302
00:37:44,053 --> 00:37:49,137
You've never camped out.
Isn't he being silly, Jonathan?
303
00:37:49,553 --> 00:37:52,720
- You're a real city boy.
- How about the cot?
304
00:37:53,137 --> 00:37:58,928
- We've got a sleeping bag.
- Are we sleeping on the ground?
305
00:37:59,345 --> 00:38:04,804
- This knapsack's heavy.
- Why did you pack a pillowcase?
306
00:38:05,304 --> 00:38:10,512
- Put it back.
- Isn't he a nut, Jonathan?
307
00:38:10,929 --> 00:38:15,429
- Let me pack my things.
- I'm just trying to help...
308
00:39:20,930 --> 00:39:24,263
- Jesus...
- Do you want her?
309
00:39:24,555 --> 00:39:28,638
- I wouldn't kick her out of bed.
- Look at the pair on her.
310
00:39:29,055 --> 00:39:33,221
- That schmuck's trying to keep up.
- They're always with those guys.
311
00:39:33,721 --> 00:39:37,347
- He must be 60.
- He might have a heart attack.
312
00:39:37,638 --> 00:39:42,222
You could save his life.
Get her number and fuck her.
313
00:39:42,722 --> 00:39:45,430
You bastard...
314
00:39:46,805 --> 00:39:51,097
- How's Susan?
- Couldn't be better.
315
00:39:51,597 --> 00:39:57,013
I always said it:
You found yourself ajewel.
316
00:40:00,514 --> 00:40:05,097
- Not bad, that one.
- You get more than your share.
317
00:40:05,514 --> 00:40:11,305
- I'd marry if I found the right girl.
- Bullshit. You and your actresses...
318
00:40:11,889 --> 00:40:16,597
You got the deal, Doctor.
What can I say?
319
00:40:16,972 --> 00:40:21,889
"Take your clothes off,
I wanna check your capital gains."
320
00:40:22,889 --> 00:40:27,264
- I just look.
- Sure you do.
321
00:40:27,681 --> 00:40:34,056
Susan is plenty enough woman
for one man. Look at that.
322
00:40:38,472 --> 00:40:42,181
- That's Sally Joyce.
- I saw her on TV.
323
00:40:42,556 --> 00:40:48,764
I fucked her once.
We used to do her taxes.
324
00:40:49,348 --> 00:40:53,056
- She's with another firm now.
- Why not say hello?
325
00:40:53,473 --> 00:40:58,431
She wouldn't remember me.
She's a real ball-buster.
326
00:40:58,848 --> 00:41:03,264
I've been through the mill
with her kind.
327
00:41:03,639 --> 00:41:08,056
You think a girl goes for you,
but it's your money or your balls...
328
00:41:08,431 --> 00:41:14,848
And your balls. Women today
are better hung than the men.
329
00:41:24,515 --> 00:41:30,015
- I should have your problems.
- It used to be easier to get laid.
330
00:41:30,598 --> 00:41:35,015
I don't fuck more than a dozen
new girls a year now.
331
00:41:35,432 --> 00:41:41,515
I may be too much of a perfectionist.
This last one came so close.
332
00:41:42,098 --> 00:41:45,223
Good tits. Not great.
333
00:41:45,515 --> 00:41:50,307
Almost no ass at all, and that
bothered me. Sensational legs.
334
00:41:50,682 --> 00:41:56,682
I'd settle for the legs, if she had
two more inches here and three here.
335
00:41:57,182 --> 00:42:02,599
- That took two years out of my life.
- You don't want a family?
336
00:42:03,099 --> 00:42:06,474
Who needs it?
337
00:42:06,890 --> 00:42:12,182
- Fucking can't be your life's work.
- Don't tell me what I can't do.
338
00:42:12,682 --> 00:42:15,765
You're so well-off?
339
00:42:42,558 --> 00:42:47,224
Susan's a very good homemaker.
Very efficient.
340
00:42:47,641 --> 00:42:51,224
I come home, everything is
in its place. I like that.
341
00:42:51,641 --> 00:42:56,724
It's tiring, a full day at the office,
then the hospital for a few hours.
342
00:42:57,141 --> 00:43:02,933
So it's nice when everything's in
its place. Martini, dinner, the kids.
343
00:43:05,141 --> 00:43:11,100
We don't watch much TV.
We read aloud to each other.
344
00:43:11,600 --> 00:43:16,016
We used to have more friends.
345
00:43:17,891 --> 00:43:25,016
On weekends we might entertain
a little, or go to see a friend.
346
00:43:25,516 --> 00:43:29,892
Come into town,
see a play or a good film.
347
00:43:32,017 --> 00:43:35,475
It's not glamorous or anything.
348
00:43:37,475 --> 00:43:41,308
There are other things than glamor.
349
00:43:49,767 --> 00:43:54,559
- You have a long lifeline.
- I like that.
350
00:43:54,975 --> 00:43:57,975
The way you run your nail
across my...
351
00:43:58,267 --> 00:44:03,767
- You're difficult to get along with.
- Me? Bobbie...
352
00:44:04,267 --> 00:44:10,642
- You always know your own mind.
- Right this minute, anyway.
353
00:44:12,767 --> 00:44:17,434
You won't stop
until you get what you want.
354
00:44:20,434 --> 00:44:23,559
Let me see your hand.
355
00:44:29,434 --> 00:44:33,142
- Well?
- You are built.
356
00:44:33,517 --> 00:44:38,851
- Do you see that in my hand?
- Even your hand is built.
357
00:44:39,226 --> 00:44:44,143
- You're a dirty old man.
- I'm a dirty young man.
358
00:44:44,518 --> 00:44:47,934
- How old are you?
- What do you think?
359
00:44:48,309 --> 00:44:52,809
19... 20?
360
00:44:55,018 --> 00:45:00,726
- 21? 22...
- No.
361
00:45:02,226 --> 00:45:06,310
- 24.
- You skipped 23.
362
00:45:06,601 --> 00:45:10,518
- 23?
- No.
363
00:45:10,893 --> 00:45:14,476
24? 25?
364
00:45:16,101 --> 00:45:22,601
- 26? 27?
- You're getting warm.
365
00:45:24,268 --> 00:45:28,893
28? 29.
366
00:45:31,685 --> 00:45:35,393
I like going out with older women.
367
00:45:41,852 --> 00:45:47,477
Are you married?
You don't want to get married?
368
00:45:47,852 --> 00:45:51,769
I'd marry you in a minute.
Can you cook?
369
00:45:52,269 --> 00:45:55,560
- Spaghetti.
- I can cook spaghetti.
370
00:45:56,060 --> 00:46:01,435
- Good, you do the cooking.
- What'll you do?
371
00:46:01,852 --> 00:46:06,227
- What would you like me to do?
- What would you like to do?
372
00:46:06,644 --> 00:46:11,144
- I asked you first.
- I'm not gonna answer.
373
00:46:13,144 --> 00:46:19,644
- Well... I can sew.
- Not much of a marriage.
374
00:46:20,144 --> 00:46:27,436
- Me cooking, you sewing.
- Wanna divorce? I'll take every cent.
375
00:46:27,936 --> 00:46:32,311
I didn't know
I was marrying a gold-digger.
376
00:46:32,727 --> 00:46:38,603
- You won't take pity on me?
- Only if you say you're sorry.
377
00:46:40,311 --> 00:46:46,394
- I'm sorry.
- And you'll never do it again.
378
00:46:46,894 --> 00:46:52,311
- And you'll always be a good boy.
- Yes, Mama.
379
00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:59,686
- Do you like to be mothered?
- I like to be smothered by you.
380
00:47:00,186 --> 00:47:03,686
What else
would you like me to do to you?
381
00:47:27,853 --> 00:47:31,978
Well, how do you like it?
382
00:47:33,562 --> 00:47:39,353
- How do I like what?
- My... you know.
383
00:47:40,937 --> 00:47:46,729
- What do I know?
- You know everything.
384
00:47:49,354 --> 00:47:53,937
- I know you.
- And I know you.
385
00:49:30,647 --> 00:49:34,522
Well, I almost came that time.
386
00:50:22,397 --> 00:50:25,772
- Nurse?
- What is it, Mr. Weisenborn?
387
00:50:26,272 --> 00:50:30,773
- Come in here a minute, please.
- Certainly.
388
00:50:39,273 --> 00:50:42,564
Why, Mr. Weisenborn!
389
00:50:54,773 --> 00:50:59,065
Most guys I know are pricks.
390
00:51:01,440 --> 00:51:04,648
I don't know what they want.
391
00:51:05,065 --> 00:51:11,231
I'll tell you. They want the boodle.
392
00:51:11,648 --> 00:51:15,523
But they ain't gonna get the boodle.
393
00:51:16,023 --> 00:51:19,148
Because this kid here has got it.
394
00:51:20,940 --> 00:51:24,732
You're pretty sure of yourself.
395
00:51:29,732 --> 00:51:36,107
- You're a nice man.
- And you're a very lucky girl.
396
00:52:47,733 --> 00:52:53,233
- You know something, Sam?
- What is it, sweetheart?
397
00:52:56,150 --> 00:53:01,233
Would it be a mistake
if we shacked up?
398
00:53:07,525 --> 00:53:14,733
It's very difficult, Bobbie.
These last weeks we got on so well.
399
00:53:17,400 --> 00:53:21,025
The idea...
400
00:53:23,525 --> 00:53:27,608
I like you very much.
401
00:53:28,108 --> 00:53:31,817
So much that this idea...
402
00:53:37,109 --> 00:53:44,400
To be perfectly honest,
it sounds very good to me.
403
00:53:46,609 --> 00:53:51,984
Let's give it a couple of days
to think about it.
404
00:53:53,984 --> 00:53:59,692
It sounds like... very good.
405
00:54:02,192 --> 00:54:05,276
Very, very...
406
00:54:09,151 --> 00:54:12,067
Good.
407
00:54:13,776 --> 00:54:16,776
Only, our eyes should be open.
408
00:54:17,067 --> 00:54:23,568
We should know exactly
what we're getting into.
409
00:54:24,068 --> 00:54:28,151
I'm not asking you for marriage.
410
00:54:29,651 --> 00:54:35,151
- As long as we both understand that.
- We do.
411
00:54:35,651 --> 00:54:40,526
It's better to get it all
out on the table, -
412
00:54:41,026 --> 00:54:45,318
- so later there can be
no misunderstanding.
413
00:54:45,818 --> 00:54:49,235
Many business deals
have come to grief...
414
00:54:49,610 --> 00:54:52,235
Okay...
415
00:54:59,026 --> 00:55:03,110
You're a real prick, you know that?
416
00:55:06,901 --> 00:55:09,026
Prick?
417
00:55:13,985 --> 00:55:20,402
I could get serious about this girl.
She's a lot of fun to be with.
418
00:55:22,610 --> 00:55:29,402
Just between the two of us, for
the last year, I've been having...
419
00:55:31,485 --> 00:55:37,402
A little trouble.
I wasn't worried, but still...
420
00:55:39,277 --> 00:55:44,694
A little trouble with... myself.
421
00:55:51,277 --> 00:55:54,652
...Getting hard.
422
00:55:57,069 --> 00:56:03,152
It took a long time.
Girls today judge you very quickly.
423
00:56:03,652 --> 00:56:10,444
So I had a real rough time
a couple of times.
424
00:56:10,944 --> 00:56:18,361
Some very nasty innuendos.
As I say, I wasn't too worried...
425
00:56:21,153 --> 00:56:25,028
I won't lie to you, I was worried.
426
00:56:27,028 --> 00:56:31,611
Then along comes Bobbie.
One look at the pair on her -
427
00:56:32,028 --> 00:56:39,528
- and I never doubted
that I'd be okay again. And I was.
428
00:56:40,819 --> 00:56:47,695
With all our kidding, I don't mind
telling you I had tears in my eyes.
429
00:56:48,195 --> 00:56:54,986
She's really the one in the airline
commercial? You lucky son of a bitch.
430
00:56:55,611 --> 00:57:02,903
I don't want to get in over my head.
I did that already.
431
00:57:03,486 --> 00:57:07,778
And you have to be a real bastard.
432
00:57:11,403 --> 00:57:15,570
I don't like being put
in that position.
433
00:57:19,695 --> 00:57:23,570
- What would you do?
- If she looks like she does on TV...
434
00:57:23,987 --> 00:57:28,987
- Size 38, with a D cup.
- Looks aren't everything.
435
00:57:29,362 --> 00:57:33,487
Believe me, looks are everything.
436
00:57:35,862 --> 00:57:39,154
Maybe.
437
00:57:44,070 --> 00:57:49,070
- I'm hungry.
- I'll get up.
438
00:57:49,445 --> 00:57:54,862
- Why do we always eat so late?
- Because I work late.
439
00:57:55,446 --> 00:58:00,946
- Why do you work at all?
- Brings in extra money.
440
00:58:01,446 --> 00:58:06,237
- I make enough.
- You want me to quit?
441
00:58:06,737 --> 00:58:11,821
I thought you were bored with it.
So quit.
442
00:58:13,529 --> 00:58:18,738
- What would I do?
- What do other women do?
443
00:58:20,321 --> 00:58:23,404
Have children.
444
00:58:33,613 --> 00:58:36,488
Well, you asked me.
445
01:00:35,489 --> 01:00:40,573
- What about my beer?
- We're all out.
446
01:00:44,990 --> 01:00:50,156
- I really wanted a beer.
- Should I run to the corner?
447
01:00:52,156 --> 01:00:57,281
- You're too tired.
- I don't mind.
448
01:00:57,781 --> 01:01:01,948
- I'll get it.
- No, I'll get it.
449
01:01:02,365 --> 01:01:07,365
It's my fault. I should have
reminded you when I called.
450
01:01:08,657 --> 01:01:11,240
I'm sorry.
451
01:01:12,865 --> 01:01:17,532
You're more tired now
than when you were working.
452
01:01:17,948 --> 01:01:21,448
I'm in the house all day.
453
01:01:21,823 --> 01:01:28,240
Did you get up at all? What do you
do? When you're not on the phone?
454
01:01:30,615 --> 01:01:37,115
- I'm not on the phone that much.
- It took 45 minutes to get through.
455
01:01:46,824 --> 01:01:50,699
- I'll get the beer.
- I'll go.
456
01:01:51,116 --> 01:01:55,324
- I thought you were too tired.
- I haven't been out all day.
457
01:01:55,616 --> 01:01:59,324
Fresh air will do you good.
458
01:02:01,199 --> 01:02:07,199
- Will you walk with me?
- Then I may as well go myself.
459
01:02:28,366 --> 01:02:31,658
You wanna make love?
460
01:02:34,366 --> 01:02:37,658
We haven't in a week.
461
01:02:40,283 --> 01:02:43,158
Is it a week?
462
01:02:45,241 --> 01:02:50,450
It's funny.
Susan and I do all the right things.
463
01:02:50,866 --> 01:02:55,533
We undress in front of each other,
spend 15 minutes on foreplay.
464
01:02:56,033 --> 01:03:00,950
We do it in different rooms.
It's a seven-room house.
465
01:03:04,450 --> 01:03:08,325
We do it when we feel like it.
466
01:03:09,742 --> 01:03:16,408
We don't feel we always need to be
passionate. Necking can be more fun.
467
01:03:20,325 --> 01:03:27,909
We're considerate of each other.
I had a tendency to be selfish.
468
01:03:29,825 --> 01:03:33,700
But I don't do that now.
469
01:03:37,700 --> 01:03:44,200
We try to be patient, and we are.
Gentle with each other.
470
01:03:53,784 --> 01:03:57,784
Maybe it's not meant to be
enjoyable with women you love.
471
01:03:59,492 --> 01:04:04,201
Do you want to get laid?
472
01:04:06,576 --> 01:04:08,993
Please.
473
01:04:19,659 --> 01:04:22,159
Very nice.
474
01:04:27,576 --> 01:04:31,660
I almost had it. Right, Cindy?
475
01:04:35,535 --> 01:04:39,826
- See that, Cindy?
- He was lucky.
476
01:04:44,326 --> 01:04:49,743
- Bastard, that was out.
- Bullshit.
477
01:04:50,243 --> 01:04:54,326
- We'll do it over, all right?
- All right.
478
01:04:58,618 --> 01:05:02,743
Deuce!
You see that shot, Cindy?
479
01:05:03,035 --> 01:05:06,118
Now we got some tennis.
480
01:05:21,285 --> 01:05:28,785
- Game! Luck, my ass!
- You want to take me on, Cindy?
481
01:05:29,285 --> 01:05:33,785
- It's my turn.
- Come on, Bobbie, you're so awful.
482
01:05:35,577 --> 01:05:38,369
You serve.
483
01:05:39,285 --> 01:05:45,077
Very nice. You play well.
Look, Sandy!
484
01:05:45,702 --> 01:05:48,577
Terrific, Cindy.
485
01:05:49,994 --> 01:05:54,869
She's racking me up,
I'm not kidding.
486
01:05:59,161 --> 01:06:05,369
Look at this. 40-love.
And I'm not taking it easy.
487
01:07:36,079 --> 01:07:41,371
You and Lord & Taylor's
have to work out a trial separation.
488
01:07:43,371 --> 01:07:46,079
The water was running.
What did you say?
489
01:07:46,371 --> 01:07:51,371
You and Lord & Taylor's
have to work out a trial separation.
490
01:07:57,954 --> 01:08:01,537
Look at the date.
491
01:08:01,954 --> 01:08:05,454
Five months ago.
492
01:08:17,038 --> 01:08:20,746
I'm sorry I cost you so much money.
493
01:09:12,872 --> 01:09:16,580
I want to get married.
494
01:09:44,331 --> 01:09:49,747
Are you tired of me, Jonathan?
The answer is yes.
495
01:09:50,247 --> 01:09:55,831
You said, "Am I ever."
I need more in life than this.
496
01:09:56,331 --> 01:09:59,623
After a long bed hunt,
you finally chose me.
497
01:10:00,039 --> 01:10:04,623
Cindy's not a virgin either!
498
01:10:05,039 --> 01:10:09,206
Is that what brought this on?
499
01:10:09,623 --> 01:10:14,623
You must have a low opinion of me
to think I'd do that to Sandy.
500
01:10:14,998 --> 01:10:21,414
No, you wouldn't cheat on Sandy.
He spends half his life here.
501
01:10:21,914 --> 01:10:29,123
You just had me screwing Cindy.
Am I screwing Sandy now?
502
01:10:29,581 --> 01:10:34,498
I'm going too fast?
Your mind works like an IBM.
503
01:10:34,998 --> 01:10:39,706
First Cindy, then Sandy.
How about Cindy and Sandy?
504
01:10:40,081 --> 01:10:44,998
When I heard about your checkered
past, I felt like a celibate.
505
01:10:45,498 --> 01:10:48,998
- You made me tell.
- Sure, I twisted your arm.
506
01:10:49,290 --> 01:10:53,290
- It got you hot!
- Something has to.
507
01:11:07,373 --> 01:11:12,749
- You have such contempt for me.
- You worked hard for it. It's yours.
508
01:11:13,165 --> 01:11:17,665
- The way you paw me at parties.
- Now affection is contempt.
509
01:11:18,040 --> 01:11:22,165
Everything upside down.
510
01:11:22,540 --> 01:11:26,249
Feeling me up in public
is not affection.
511
01:11:26,665 --> 01:11:34,124
I know I'm doing a terrible job,
but you're not helping me.
512
01:11:34,624 --> 01:11:38,832
- I help you.
- I can do without your kind of help.
513
01:11:39,249 --> 01:11:42,249
Can you really?
514
01:11:45,207 --> 01:11:51,707
You'll do anything to ruin my day.
I got up today feeling so good.
515
01:11:52,207 --> 01:11:57,208
You couldn't leave us alone.
We were doing so well.
516
01:11:57,624 --> 01:12:01,124
It was great what we had.
517
01:12:01,499 --> 01:12:08,416
It can't have a natural time span?
Affairs can't dissolve in a good way?
518
01:12:08,916 --> 01:12:14,083
- I really don't see why.
- Do you want it over?
519
01:12:14,583 --> 01:12:21,791
Why must it be one or the other?
I want you here where you belong!
520
01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:28,291
- What about you?
- When I'm here, I'm here. Or there.
521
01:12:28,666 --> 01:12:34,958
No. I'm a man-eater and a
ball-buster... I want to get married.
522
01:12:39,875 --> 01:12:44,250
Where the fuck is my shoehorn?
This place is a mess!
523
01:12:44,667 --> 01:12:51,458
You look like you fell out of bed!
You're in bed longer than a baby!
524
01:12:51,958 --> 01:12:57,958
I sleep all day
because I can't stand my life...
525
01:13:03,667 --> 01:13:06,542
Now I'll fall in love with you
all over again.
526
01:13:06,834 --> 01:13:11,750
- Marry me, Jonathan. Please.
- You're trying to kill me.
527
01:13:12,125 --> 01:13:16,042
- Marriage isn't death.
- Why now?
528
01:13:16,542 --> 01:13:23,125
Two years ago I slept 8 hours,
a year ago it was 12.
529
01:13:23,625 --> 01:13:26,834
- Soon it'll be 24.
- Are you trying to scare me?
530
01:13:27,125 --> 01:13:31,042
- I need a life!
- Get ajob!
531
01:13:31,417 --> 01:13:36,209
- I want you.
- I'm taken, by me! Go out!
532
01:13:36,709 --> 01:13:41,917
- Do something useful!
- You wouldn't let me work.
533
01:13:42,292 --> 01:13:45,792
You throw a tantrum
if I'm out when you call.
534
01:13:46,209 --> 01:13:49,292
I'm out there in the jungle
eight hours a day!
535
01:13:49,584 --> 01:13:54,209
- You even tell me who to vote for.
- You want ajob? I got it!
536
01:13:54,584 --> 01:13:59,876
Fix up this pigsty! You get a pretty
good salary for testing this bed.
537
01:14:00,376 --> 01:14:06,293
You want $50 extra? Try vacuuming!
An extra 100? Make this bed!
538
01:14:06,668 --> 01:14:12,793
Open some windows!
It smells like a coffin in here!
539
01:14:20,585 --> 01:14:25,460
You don't need me.
Why do you take this kind of abuse?
540
01:14:25,876 --> 01:14:29,751
Walk out. Please leave me.
541
01:14:30,168 --> 01:14:36,751
- I'd almost marry you if you'd leave.
- Abuse? I'm used to worse.
542
01:14:38,168 --> 01:14:43,043
With all your carrying on,
to me you're a gift.
543
01:14:48,252 --> 01:14:51,543
So what's it gonna be?
544
01:14:54,460 --> 01:14:59,752
- You sure know how to ruin things.
- Where does that leave us?
545
01:15:00,127 --> 01:15:02,627
Is this an ultimatum?
546
01:15:03,044 --> 01:15:08,127
Is this an ultimatum?
Answer me, you ball-busting bitch!
547
01:15:08,544 --> 01:15:14,502
If it is, I'm gonna tell you
what you can do with your ultimatum!
548
01:15:14,919 --> 01:15:18,127
You can make this goddamned bed!
That's what you can do...
549
01:15:18,627 --> 01:15:22,919
Clean these filthy sheets...!
550
01:15:27,419 --> 01:15:32,586
- She's not ready.
- We're a little early.
551
01:15:33,002 --> 01:15:37,794
- You're looking good, Cindy.
- Will Bobbie be long?
552
01:15:38,211 --> 01:15:40,794
No...
553
01:15:45,669 --> 01:15:50,294
- Do we have to go to this party?
- How about it, Cindy?
554
01:15:50,669 --> 01:15:55,461
Where's the powder room?
I'm going, you do what you want.
555
01:16:04,086 --> 01:16:09,586
Man, she's really something.
556
01:16:09,961 --> 01:16:16,461
- I'm bored out of my mind.
- With that? You must be kidding.
557
01:16:20,253 --> 01:16:24,753
Do you have to go to this party?
558
01:16:25,253 --> 01:16:30,045
- Stick around.
- No, it's better that I go.
559
01:16:38,420 --> 01:16:41,753
I just did my hair.
560
01:16:45,837 --> 01:16:51,420
I've got this at home.
How's your tennis game, Jonathan?
561
01:16:51,837 --> 01:16:56,420
- We'll have to have a rematch.
- Any time.
562
01:17:10,004 --> 01:17:16,087
Is she always that way?
Boy, is she competitive.
563
01:17:16,504 --> 01:17:20,587
She is. I find that attractive.
564
01:17:22,587 --> 01:17:27,296
You know her problem?
She wants balls.
565
01:17:27,671 --> 01:17:31,671
- She's all right.
- It's no criticism.
566
01:17:32,171 --> 01:17:35,962
- I wish she were more feminine.
- She is a little masculine.
567
01:17:36,296 --> 01:17:43,087
- She always demands her way.
- She's got a great body.
568
01:17:43,587 --> 01:17:47,754
I have to give her
everything she wants.
569
01:17:48,171 --> 01:17:52,546
I wouldn't mind giving her something.
570
01:17:52,963 --> 01:17:57,671
You got Bobbie.
I should have it that good.
571
01:17:58,046 --> 01:18:03,254
I've never seen a body
like Bobbie's.
572
01:18:03,754 --> 01:18:09,963
She could do with more of what
Cindy's got. She's so passive.
573
01:18:11,963 --> 01:18:19,421
I wouldn't mind Cindy lying still. Her
instructions in bed are like a drill.
574
01:18:19,921 --> 01:18:26,338
I wouldn't mind a little of that.
If she remembers who's boss.
575
01:18:36,713 --> 01:18:41,422
You wouldn't want to swap?
576
01:18:44,630 --> 01:18:50,505
- Are you serious?
- It might liven things up.
577
01:18:56,505 --> 01:19:01,005
- She can miss one party.
- What about Bobbie?
578
01:19:01,505 --> 01:19:08,589
She's so mad at me
she'll jump on you just for revenge.
579
01:19:09,797 --> 01:19:14,880
- Seriously?
- She's in the bedroom.
580
01:19:15,297 --> 01:19:20,589
If you're quiet, you can do it
and she won't even know.
581
01:19:27,381 --> 01:19:30,256
Give me a minute.
582
01:20:03,923 --> 01:20:07,340
Tell Sandy it's time to leave.
583
01:20:14,715 --> 01:20:18,923
I hope you dance
better than you play tennis.
584
01:20:58,174 --> 01:21:02,257
- Sandy won't mind.
- What's he got to do with it?
585
01:21:02,757 --> 01:21:05,674
You're his girl.
586
01:21:14,465 --> 01:21:17,882
He said it would be okay.
587
01:21:29,132 --> 01:21:36,257
- What did Sandy say?
- That you and me... you know.
588
01:21:39,757 --> 01:21:44,841
- And you had nothing to do with it?
- A little.
589
01:21:45,341 --> 01:21:49,716
- A little or a lot?
- This much.
590
01:21:50,133 --> 01:21:54,133
I'm surprised it took you this long.
591
01:21:59,008 --> 01:22:04,008
- Sandy and I have to go to a party.
- Sandy's busy.
592
01:22:30,383 --> 01:22:37,300
You can come around, alone, that's
one thing. I've been expecting that.
593
01:22:37,800 --> 01:22:44,467
But you tell Sandy that if he lays
one hand on that tub of lard, -
594
01:22:44,967 --> 01:22:47,967
- not to come home.
595
01:22:52,175 --> 01:22:54,759
So you call me.
596
01:23:24,926 --> 01:23:27,842
Jesus!
597
01:23:36,217 --> 01:23:41,801
She's semi-comatose. Send a
resuscitation unit and an airway.
598
01:23:42,426 --> 01:23:49,009
Be ready to give her an IV.
We'll put her in intensive care.
599
01:23:52,926 --> 01:23:55,718
Bastard.
600
01:24:19,176 --> 01:24:24,093
Very slick. Very clever!
601
01:24:24,468 --> 01:24:28,593
Well, it's not going to work, Bobbie!
602
01:24:42,468 --> 01:24:44,968
JONATHAN FUERST PRESENTS
603
01:24:46,177 --> 01:24:48,760
A JONATHAN FUERST
PRODUCTION
604
01:24:49,760 --> 01:24:52,760
BALLBUSTERS ON PARADE!
605
01:24:54,260 --> 01:24:59,760
That's Bonnie, my first love.
She lived upstairs from us.
606
01:25:00,344 --> 01:25:06,052
We exposed ourselves to each other
at ten. My mother caught us.
607
01:25:06,427 --> 01:25:10,552
She washed my mouth out with soap.
I never got the connection.
608
01:25:12,427 --> 01:25:18,344
Here's Emily, my first steady.
I never laid a hand on her.
609
01:25:20,927 --> 01:25:26,802
Mildred I think this one's name was.
She followed me around at school.
610
01:25:27,427 --> 01:25:32,094
The fellas kidded me about her.
I told her to stop or I'd beat her up.
611
01:25:32,511 --> 01:25:36,303
She dropped her drawers
and shoved her ass at me.
612
01:25:36,803 --> 01:25:39,303
So I got my first sight of ass at 12.
613
01:25:41,386 --> 01:25:48,386
Marcia, 13Ѕ. I kissed her
at a spin-the-bottle party.
614
01:25:50,678 --> 01:25:56,678
This was Rosalie. She looked
just like Elizabeth Taylor.
615
01:25:57,178 --> 01:26:01,886
I had a crush on her
and I never went near her.
616
01:26:02,261 --> 01:26:04,678
In those days, we had illusions.
617
01:26:06,470 --> 01:26:11,053
Here's Charlotte. Not much on looks,
but great tits for 15.
618
01:26:12,970 --> 01:26:19,761
That's Lenny Hartman's sister.
My first French kiss, 16 years old.
619
01:26:20,261 --> 01:26:24,262
Here's Gloria,
the best-built girl in school.
620
01:26:24,678 --> 01:26:28,470
I took her to the zoo
and copped a cheap feel.
621
01:26:30,470 --> 01:26:34,262
Here's Gwen. I tried for a year
to get her to put out, -
622
01:26:34,553 --> 01:26:37,928
- but she was saving me for marriage.
623
01:26:38,428 --> 01:26:42,845
Every guy at Evander
got into her pants except me.
624
01:26:43,220 --> 01:26:50,137
Here's my first... No, that's not it.
Here's Eileen, my very first fuck.
625
01:26:50,637 --> 01:26:56,512
She was a modern dancer.
Great body, but a waste. Frigid.
626
01:26:58,137 --> 01:27:03,637
Here's Nancy. Sweet kid.
She went into biology. Very frigid.
627
01:27:06,137 --> 01:27:11,804
Here's Bobbie! My wife.
The fastest tits in the West.
628
01:27:12,429 --> 01:27:16,012
And king of the ball-busters.
Conned me into marriage.
629
01:27:16,304 --> 01:27:19,721
Now she's killing me with alimony.
630
01:27:21,096 --> 01:27:25,596
How did this one get in here?
This is my little girl, Wendy.
631
01:27:26,012 --> 01:27:30,012
"Princess," I call her.
Isn't she a dreamboat?
632
01:27:32,096 --> 01:27:38,471
Here's a real cunt. I forget her name.
A Nazi. I banged her in Berlin.
633
01:27:40,596 --> 01:27:46,971
This I went with for a few months.
Banged her on a yacht race.
634
01:27:48,888 --> 01:27:55,180
This slob I went with a year. I got
sick of her and couldn't get it up.
635
01:27:56,471 --> 01:28:02,471
Can't remember her name.
This was my Jap in the sack.
636
01:28:03,055 --> 01:28:07,846
I heard Oriental girls were different.
Not in America, they're not.
637
01:28:10,555 --> 01:28:15,346
Here's a 16-year-old I gave $20 to
one night when I was drunk.
638
01:28:15,763 --> 01:28:20,347
Maybe you know her, Jennifer.
She gave me a dose.
639
01:28:23,847 --> 01:28:26,722
That's all, folks.
640
01:28:30,930 --> 01:28:35,013
What are you crying for?
It's not a Lassie movie.
641
01:29:53,640 --> 01:29:56,556
Sorry about that.
642
01:29:58,765 --> 01:30:06,140
- So, what else is new?
- I don't see anybody anymore.
643
01:30:06,640 --> 01:30:11,723
- Neither do we.
- You've got each other.
644
01:30:12,931 --> 01:30:19,932
- I thought she was your daughter.
- She's older than I in many ways.
645
01:30:20,432 --> 01:30:26,015
She knows worlds
I can't even begin to touch yet.
646
01:30:26,515 --> 01:30:30,723
- I found out who I am.
- You're in big trouble.
647
01:30:31,098 --> 01:30:36,598
Same old Jonathan.
Let me talk to her about you.
648
01:30:37,098 --> 01:30:41,307
Talk to her about me?
I'm forty, she's nine.
649
01:30:41,807 --> 01:30:46,682
- You just don't get it.
- I've been getting it a long time.
650
01:30:47,099 --> 01:30:52,307
What's the point? You found a
good piece of ass. God bless you.
651
01:30:52,682 --> 01:30:56,807
You're my friend, I'm happy for you,
for as long as it lasts.
652
01:30:57,182 --> 01:31:02,391
You deserve to be happy.
I mean it. Why fight?
653
01:31:02,766 --> 01:31:07,182
All those games.
You don't need them, Jonathan.
654
01:31:07,599 --> 01:31:12,391
I've played more games than anyone.
The obedient son, bright student, -
655
01:31:12,766 --> 01:31:19,349
- the cocksman's game.
The good husband and father game.
656
01:31:19,849 --> 01:31:25,558
Games don't impress Jennifer.
Just life, just love.
657
01:31:26,183 --> 01:31:32,641
I don't want to argue,
so let's just agree to disagree, okay?
658
01:31:33,974 --> 01:31:37,558
Jennifer knows more at 18
than Susan knows to this day.
659
01:31:37,933 --> 01:31:43,058
- You found yourself a real jewel.
- She's my love teacher.
660
01:31:43,433 --> 01:31:50,141
- Finally got it up, huh?
- You give off such bad vibrations.
661
01:31:50,725 --> 01:31:57,225
I love you, but you're a schmuck.
You were always young, open.
662
01:31:57,725 --> 01:32:03,808
Maybe schmuckiness is what
you need to stay young and open.
663
01:32:04,308 --> 01:32:08,600
Don't listen to me. You're doing great
and I'm making money.
664
01:32:08,933 --> 01:32:13,100
You can find what I found.
665
01:32:13,517 --> 01:32:16,808
Don't make me insult you.
666
01:32:32,808 --> 01:32:35,309
Women...
667
01:32:40,809 --> 01:32:44,184
All ball-busters, right?
668
01:32:44,475 --> 01:32:47,767
When you think of what
he has to dip into, -
669
01:32:48,184 --> 01:32:51,892
- any guy with a conscience
has a right to turn soft.
670
01:32:52,184 --> 01:32:56,184
- Am I right, Louise?
- You're always right, lover.
671
01:33:26,059 --> 01:33:31,643
I don't think we're going to have
any trouble tonight.
672
01:33:32,934 --> 01:33:37,351
- Are you sure?
- Want to bet?
673
01:33:37,851 --> 01:33:40,643
- How much?
- The sky's the limit.
674
01:33:40,934 --> 01:33:43,643
Goddammit!
675
01:33:45,726 --> 01:33:50,101
- You're doing it all wrong.
- I'm doing it like always.
676
01:33:50,518 --> 01:33:55,935
You never said that before.
"The sky's the limit."
677
01:33:56,393 --> 01:34:00,726
- Never.
- What do I say?
678
01:34:05,101 --> 01:34:08,310
You forgot, didn't you?
679
01:34:11,518 --> 01:34:15,602
I say a hundred.
680
01:34:31,393 --> 01:34:36,269
- Okay.
- Itjust came out.
681
01:34:36,685 --> 01:34:39,977
I just want it right.
682
01:34:54,852 --> 01:35:02,061
I don't think we're going to have
any trouble tonight.
683
01:35:02,561 --> 01:35:07,144
- Are you sure?
- Wanna bet?
684
01:35:07,561 --> 01:35:11,519
- How much?
- A hundred.
685
01:35:24,228 --> 01:35:31,103
- You sound pretty sure.
- With your kind, why shouldn't I be?
686
01:35:33,811 --> 01:35:37,103
What kind of man am I?
687
01:35:39,603 --> 01:35:43,103
A real man. A kind man.
688
01:35:44,811 --> 01:35:51,603
- I'm not kind.
- I don't mean weak, like many men.
689
01:35:52,103 --> 01:35:57,895
I mean the kindness that comes
from an inner power so strong -
690
01:35:58,395 --> 01:36:05,395
- that every act is more proof
of that power. Women resent that.
691
01:36:05,978 --> 01:36:13,687
That's why they try to cut you down.
Because your knowledge is so true -
692
01:36:14,187 --> 01:36:20,270
- that it exposes the lies which
every scheming one of them lives by.
693
01:36:20,770 --> 01:36:25,687
It takes a true woman to understand
the purest form of love:
694
01:36:26,062 --> 01:36:31,062
To love a man who denies himself
to her. A man who inspires worship.
695
01:36:31,562 --> 01:36:37,354
Because he has no need for any
woman. Because he has himself.
696
01:36:37,854 --> 01:36:44,229
And who is better, more beautiful,
more powerful, more perfect...
697
01:36:44,729 --> 01:36:51,145
You're getting hard...
More masculine, extraordinary.
698
01:36:51,520 --> 01:36:57,854
More robust... It's rising.
699
01:36:58,354 --> 01:37:00,812
More virile, domineering.
700
01:37:01,146 --> 01:37:05,021
More irresistible...
701
01:37:06,437 --> 01:37:10,521
It's up, in the air.
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