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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,184 --> 00:00:02,567 Previously on "Web Therapy"... 2 00:00:02,602 --> 00:00:04,102 - In a week? - In a week. 3 00:00:04,154 --> 00:00:07,238 This is the reason for the internet call... 4 00:00:07,274 --> 00:00:09,441 - Uh-huh. - And my need of your services. 5 00:00:09,493 --> 00:00:11,109 Right. 6 00:00:11,161 --> 00:00:12,827 I have... I'm being deposed... 7 00:00:12,863 --> 00:00:13,862 about my lying. 8 00:00:13,864 --> 00:00:15,580 Oh. 9 00:00:15,615 --> 00:00:17,699 And if it's found out that I am a compulsive liar, 10 00:00:17,751 --> 00:00:19,284 then I'm gonna be disbarred. 11 00:00:19,336 --> 00:00:21,252 I'm preparing to tamper with the brakes 12 00:00:21,288 --> 00:00:22,670 on the justice's car tonight... 13 00:00:22,706 --> 00:00:24,089 What? 14 00:00:24,124 --> 00:00:25,623 In the Pennsylvania supreme court. 15 00:00:25,675 --> 00:00:27,292 No. Why would you do that? 16 00:00:27,344 --> 00:00:30,211 Because I want to get Kip a seat on the supreme court. 17 00:00:30,213 --> 00:00:32,931 What's going on, all right? I'm not buying this. 18 00:00:32,966 --> 00:00:35,550 Let's just say that I'm privy to some of your sessions, 19 00:00:35,602 --> 00:00:37,352 - or I have at least... - How? 20 00:00:37,387 --> 00:00:38,720 I've... 21 00:00:38,722 --> 00:00:41,523 How are you privy to some of my sessions, hacker? 22 00:00:41,558 --> 00:00:43,805 Are you a hacker? 23 00:00:44,311 --> 00:00:45,894 N-no. 24 00:00:45,896 --> 00:00:48,146 There's a big distinction between what I do and hacking. 25 00:00:48,198 --> 00:00:51,449 I work for the National Security Agency, so... 26 00:00:51,485 --> 00:00:53,501 The NSA? 27 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:57,850 S04E11 No Stranger to Scandal 28 00:00:57,870 --> 00:01:01,775 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:22,766 --> 00:01:24,232 Ah. 30 00:01:24,267 --> 00:01:26,601 - I hope this works. - What is that getup? 31 00:01:26,636 --> 00:01:28,353 Oh, hi, Fiona. 32 00:01:28,405 --> 00:01:31,272 I just thought I'd call and leave you a message about... 33 00:01:31,274 --> 00:01:33,274 I'm just knitting some booties, 34 00:01:33,276 --> 00:01:36,110 hoping that you and Kip have a baby soon. 35 00:01:36,112 --> 00:01:37,695 - I so look forward... - She's lost her mind. 36 00:01:37,747 --> 00:01:39,330 to being a grandmama. 37 00:01:39,366 --> 00:01:42,000 You know, the funniest thing I was thinking about... 38 00:01:42,035 --> 00:01:44,369 those jokes we were playing and having fun with. 39 00:01:44,421 --> 00:01:47,338 Oh, it was so much fun, playing around, 40 00:01:47,374 --> 00:01:52,010 and I talked to you about tampering with the car's brakes, 41 00:01:52,045 --> 00:01:55,430 you know, and, of course, you know I was kidding, 42 00:01:55,465 --> 00:01:59,467 and I know that the NSA must know that I'm kidding, 43 00:01:59,519 --> 00:02:01,686 because... [Fast-forwarding] 44 00:02:01,721 --> 00:02:03,805 And I would never kill a judge, 45 00:02:03,857 --> 00:02:06,774 because that would be wrong... [Fast-forwarding] 46 00:02:06,810 --> 00:02:10,945 ♪ Oh, say can you see ♪ 47 00:02:10,981 --> 00:02:12,413 [Fast-forwarding] 48 00:02:12,449 --> 00:02:13,948 Who does she think is in the NSA? 49 00:02:13,984 --> 00:02:17,235 God bless you, God bless America, and good night. 50 00:02:19,539 --> 00:02:20,822 I hope that fucking did it. 51 00:02:20,874 --> 00:02:23,458 God damn it, I get sick of it. 52 00:02:26,997 --> 00:02:29,547 Oh, well done. 53 00:02:29,583 --> 00:02:30,748 Let's see. 54 00:02:30,800 --> 00:02:34,469 Well, did it work, NSA? 55 00:02:38,875 --> 00:02:40,975 Oh, Tyler Bishop's waiting. 56 00:02:41,011 --> 00:02:44,279 Well, hello... hello, Tyler? 57 00:02:44,314 --> 00:02:47,916 Motion to strike. Motion to strike. 58 00:02:47,951 --> 00:02:49,350 Oh, hello! 59 00:02:49,386 --> 00:02:51,019 Did I keep you waiting that long? 60 00:02:51,054 --> 00:02:53,288 No, I'm sorry. I'm so glad that you're here. 61 00:02:53,323 --> 00:02:56,891 I-I-I can't believe it, but I think I'm cured. 62 00:02:56,927 --> 00:02:58,693 - I've spent the whole day... - In just eight sessions? 63 00:02:58,745 --> 00:03:00,445 the whole day just telling the truth. 64 00:03:00,497 --> 00:03:01,579 You're amazing. 65 00:03:01,615 --> 00:03:02,947 Oh! You're welcome! 66 00:03:02,999 --> 00:03:04,916 It's like I can't even tell a lie now. 67 00:03:04,951 --> 00:03:07,452 Oh, that's wonderful, but I hope you don't mind, 68 00:03:07,504 --> 00:03:08,536 I'm gonna test you... 69 00:03:08,588 --> 00:03:10,455 - Oh. - A little. 70 00:03:10,507 --> 00:03:12,090 Oh, that's fine. I think I could... I'd hold up to that. 71 00:03:12,125 --> 00:03:13,374 - All right. - That's fine. Go ahead. 72 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:14,592 I'm good, but I don't know... 73 00:03:14,628 --> 00:03:16,377 okay, let's see. Am I... 74 00:03:16,430 --> 00:03:18,713 I would like to sleep with you... 75 00:03:18,765 --> 00:03:19,881 Okay. Well, yes. 76 00:03:19,933 --> 00:03:21,049 Sometime. 77 00:03:21,051 --> 00:03:22,884 I believe you, 78 00:03:22,886 --> 00:03:24,853 and I believe, of course, you're telling the truth. 79 00:03:24,888 --> 00:03:26,438 It happens a lot. 80 00:03:26,473 --> 00:03:28,890 - And not just sleep. - Right. 81 00:03:28,892 --> 00:03:30,558 No, I understood that to mean... 82 00:03:30,610 --> 00:03:32,894 well, you really... you are being very honest. 83 00:03:32,946 --> 00:03:34,646 Yeah, I can't believe it. 84 00:03:34,698 --> 00:03:35,980 That's why I got this smile painted on my face. 85 00:03:36,032 --> 00:03:37,398 - I can't believe it. - Oh! 86 00:03:37,451 --> 00:03:39,868 Let's have sex sometime. [Laughs] 87 00:03:39,903 --> 00:03:42,403 We should make a plan. 88 00:03:42,456 --> 00:03:44,906 I'm very proud of myself, though, I have to say, 89 00:03:44,908 --> 00:03:47,876 because I knew I was good, but lawyers can be tricky, 90 00:03:47,911 --> 00:03:50,078 - which is a compliment, I guess. - Oh, well, thank you very much. 91 00:03:50,130 --> 00:03:51,796 And I think you should spread the word. 92 00:03:51,832 --> 00:03:53,548 - Yes. - I think you should... 93 00:03:53,583 --> 00:03:55,550 you know, you should definitely tell your husband 94 00:03:55,585 --> 00:03:56,968 that you were able to cure me. 95 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:59,304 You know what? I think I will tell my husband, 96 00:03:59,339 --> 00:04:00,922 because sometimes he doesn't believe 97 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,590 that what I do is worthwhile 98 00:04:02,592 --> 00:04:04,425 and that I'm helping people in the world. 99 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:06,678 I think you should definitely talk to your husband. 100 00:04:06,730 --> 00:04:09,097 Tell... don't say the thing that we were just talking about. 101 00:04:09,149 --> 00:04:11,065 - No, I know enough to lie. - Leave that out. 102 00:04:11,101 --> 00:04:13,017 Sometimes it's good to lie, 103 00:04:13,069 --> 00:04:16,437 so I think that's the balance that you're going to figure out. 104 00:04:16,439 --> 00:04:18,406 You've just done a miraculous job with me. 105 00:04:18,441 --> 00:04:19,941 I'm transformed, 106 00:04:19,993 --> 00:04:21,993 and it'd be great for you to tell your husband that, 107 00:04:22,028 --> 00:04:24,112 so he would know the great work that you're doing. 108 00:04:24,164 --> 00:04:25,580 You know, in fact, I don't think 109 00:04:25,615 --> 00:04:26,865 you charge enough for these sessions. 110 00:04:26,917 --> 00:04:28,199 You're not charging enough. 111 00:04:28,251 --> 00:04:31,586 Well, $2,500 per session is nice, so... 112 00:04:31,621 --> 00:04:35,757 I would... personally, I would like to pay you $5,000 a session 113 00:04:35,792 --> 00:04:38,126 for the next 12 sessions. 114 00:04:38,178 --> 00:04:39,961 Okay, well, let me understand this. 115 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:44,048 You're going to pay me $60,000 for this? 116 00:04:44,100 --> 00:04:45,600 - Yes. - Deal! 117 00:04:45,635 --> 00:04:47,051 Thank you. [Chuckles] 118 00:04:47,103 --> 00:04:48,853 You're welcome. It's my pleasure. 119 00:04:48,889 --> 00:04:51,139 And this isn't personal. This isn't about the other thing. 120 00:04:51,191 --> 00:04:52,807 This is about how much you're helping me. 121 00:04:52,859 --> 00:04:54,142 I believe you. I do. 122 00:04:54,144 --> 00:04:55,810 - I hope you know... - it's all right... 123 00:04:55,812 --> 00:04:58,646 - I-I'm... I'm... I tape this... - These sessions? 124 00:04:58,648 --> 00:05:00,982 Because I want to get you more work 125 00:05:01,034 --> 00:05:02,650 with more lawyers who lie... 126 00:05:02,652 --> 00:05:04,118 Oh. 127 00:05:04,154 --> 00:05:07,121 Because we have meetings that we have 128 00:05:07,157 --> 00:05:08,990 about people who can't tell the truth. 129 00:05:08,992 --> 00:05:11,459 - Oh, there's a support group? - There's a support group. 130 00:05:11,494 --> 00:05:12,877 The only problem is that everybody 131 00:05:12,913 --> 00:05:14,329 lies about where it is. 132 00:05:14,381 --> 00:05:15,997 - Okay. - So nobody can ever find it. 133 00:05:16,049 --> 00:05:20,134 So you have a lot of other lawyer-liar friends 134 00:05:20,170 --> 00:05:21,803 that would be willing to pay as much 135 00:05:21,838 --> 00:05:23,638 as you're willing to pay, do you think? 136 00:05:23,673 --> 00:05:26,140 I should call them my lawyer-liar friends. 137 00:05:26,176 --> 00:05:28,262 That should be the name of the support group, 138 00:05:28,314 --> 00:05:29,847 because the name of the support group 139 00:05:29,849 --> 00:05:31,816 - is "hey, come on." - Oh. 140 00:05:31,851 --> 00:05:34,068 So, if you don't mind, I'd like to... 141 00:05:34,103 --> 00:05:36,153 I have my own editing bay. 142 00:05:36,189 --> 00:05:37,855 - Oh. - That's actually true. 143 00:05:37,857 --> 00:05:39,356 Okay. 144 00:05:39,408 --> 00:05:41,075 And I could edit out the section about 145 00:05:41,110 --> 00:05:42,610 we're gonna have sex with each other. 146 00:05:42,662 --> 00:05:46,197 Right, but that was a joke anyway, you know. 147 00:05:46,249 --> 00:05:48,532 So, when you were saying that you wanted to get together 148 00:05:48,534 --> 00:05:51,452 and have sex, that wasn't true? 149 00:05:51,504 --> 00:05:53,087 You weren't telling the truth? 150 00:05:53,122 --> 00:05:55,089 No, I wasn't. I wasn't! 151 00:05:55,124 --> 00:05:57,041 No, I wasn't telling the truth! 152 00:05:57,043 --> 00:05:59,627 [Whispering] Yes, I was. I was. 153 00:05:59,679 --> 00:06:02,012 - Can you hear? - I... 154 00:06:03,599 --> 00:06:05,015 [whispering] I want to too. 155 00:06:05,051 --> 00:06:06,433 I want to. Okay. 156 00:06:11,557 --> 00:06:14,225 - Hello, Gina. - Hi, goddess. 157 00:06:14,227 --> 00:06:16,060 [Laughs] 158 00:06:16,062 --> 00:06:17,778 - Look at you. - I'm at sex anon... 159 00:06:17,813 --> 00:06:18,896 Yes, that's good. 160 00:06:18,948 --> 00:06:20,397 In Nevada. 161 00:06:20,449 --> 00:06:21,982 You have so many lesions on you. 162 00:06:22,034 --> 00:06:23,868 - Wow. - Oh, hickeys. 163 00:06:23,903 --> 00:06:24,902 It's crazy here. 164 00:06:24,954 --> 00:06:26,537 It's like the sex Olympics. 165 00:06:26,572 --> 00:06:28,239 - Really? - Mm-hmm. 166 00:06:28,291 --> 00:06:31,242 It's kind of like this thing called immersion therapy... 167 00:06:31,244 --> 00:06:33,544 - Uh-huh. - where it teaches us... 168 00:06:33,579 --> 00:06:37,081 like, we fuck so much that you get bored of it. 169 00:06:37,083 --> 00:06:38,749 Oh. 170 00:06:38,751 --> 00:06:40,584 It's like fucking and you don't get paid, 171 00:06:40,586 --> 00:06:42,419 and sometimes, like, we fuck so hard that we, like... 172 00:06:42,421 --> 00:06:44,922 some of us pass out, and we get sick of it. 173 00:06:44,924 --> 00:06:47,224 - Interesting. - But that hasn't happened yet. 174 00:06:47,260 --> 00:06:48,926 No one's gotten sick of it. 175 00:06:48,978 --> 00:06:50,427 - Oh. - Yeah. 176 00:06:50,479 --> 00:06:53,147 These are, like, sex animals, sex athletes. 177 00:06:53,182 --> 00:06:54,732 Wow. All right. 178 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:56,100 - Yeah. - Wow. Good luck. 179 00:06:56,102 --> 00:06:58,819 I hope you get... I hope you vomit. 180 00:06:58,854 --> 00:07:00,771 - Yes! That would be great... - Okay. 181 00:07:00,823 --> 00:07:02,606 But, I mean, I can take it. 182 00:07:02,608 --> 00:07:03,691 - Right. - I can take a lot... 183 00:07:03,743 --> 00:07:04,858 - Yeah. - without vomiting. 184 00:07:04,911 --> 00:07:06,193 Something to be proud of. 185 00:07:06,245 --> 00:07:08,696 - Yeah, out of every orifice. - Uh-huh. 186 00:07:08,748 --> 00:07:10,948 You know, I've been doing a lot of thinking, 187 00:07:10,950 --> 00:07:13,083 in between our sex-ssions, 188 00:07:13,119 --> 00:07:16,954 and I was thinking that maybe I might sign, you know, 189 00:07:17,006 --> 00:07:19,506 the baby over to Jerome. 190 00:07:19,542 --> 00:07:22,760 Oh, all right. Sure, yeah. 191 00:07:22,795 --> 00:07:25,045 Yeah, I just really feel like it's the right thing to do, 192 00:07:25,097 --> 00:07:26,463 and... 193 00:07:26,515 --> 00:07:29,266 [Whispering] I never really liked him anyway. 194 00:07:29,302 --> 00:07:31,101 Oh, well, you know, that happens... 195 00:07:31,137 --> 00:07:32,636 Sorry. 196 00:07:32,688 --> 00:07:35,522 - With my mother, for example. - Ready. 197 00:07:35,558 --> 00:07:37,641 I'm sorry, sweetie. I can't. 198 00:07:37,693 --> 00:07:40,311 I'm using my mouth for talking right now. 199 00:07:40,313 --> 00:07:41,946 Well, what are we gonna do about this here? 200 00:07:41,981 --> 00:07:43,948 Calm it down! 201 00:07:43,983 --> 00:07:45,566 Think of your mom. 202 00:07:45,618 --> 00:07:47,201 Slap it. No, don't slap it. 203 00:07:47,236 --> 00:07:49,820 Should I let you go maybe, and then you can... 204 00:07:49,822 --> 00:07:51,288 - Yeah. - That sounds great. 205 00:07:51,324 --> 00:07:53,157 You can start... commence treatment. 206 00:07:53,159 --> 00:07:55,292 - All right. - Yeah, this is important work. 207 00:07:55,328 --> 00:07:56,961 It is, and I... good... okay. 208 00:07:56,996 --> 00:07:58,329 It's like the work that you do... 209 00:07:58,331 --> 00:08:00,297 - Almost. - But with penises. 210 00:08:00,333 --> 00:08:02,883 Right. That... you took the words right out of my mouth. 211 00:08:02,918 --> 00:08:04,134 - All right. - And into your mouth. 212 00:08:04,170 --> 00:08:06,387 Oh. [Laughs] 213 00:08:12,728 --> 00:08:15,179 - Oh, hello, Tyler. - Hey. I got great news. 214 00:08:15,181 --> 00:08:16,680 - I'm so happy. - Oh. 215 00:08:16,682 --> 00:08:18,849 I just wanted you to know the hearing went great. 216 00:08:18,851 --> 00:08:20,079 Oh! 217 00:08:20,099 --> 00:08:22,186 I've been acquitted. I'm able to be a lawyer again. 218 00:08:22,238 --> 00:08:24,238 - Thank you so much. - That's wonderful. 219 00:08:24,273 --> 00:08:25,739 - That's wonderful. - Yeah. 220 00:08:25,775 --> 00:08:27,775 - Congratulations. - I'm so excited. 221 00:08:27,827 --> 00:08:32,112 I'm so excited to... to thank you and to continue practicing 222 00:08:32,164 --> 00:08:35,332 and helping... helping the lesser... the lesser man. 223 00:08:35,368 --> 00:08:37,618 Yes. It's nice to be in service, isn't it? 224 00:08:37,670 --> 00:08:39,286 I do pro bono work. 225 00:08:39,338 --> 00:08:41,038 - Oh, good for you. - Yeah. 226 00:08:41,090 --> 00:08:45,292 Not only that, but I do work for poor people for free. 227 00:08:45,344 --> 00:08:47,795 I don't understand your sense of humor all the time. 228 00:08:47,847 --> 00:08:49,880 - Well, I'll explain it to you. - That's all right. 229 00:08:49,882 --> 00:08:51,215 It's like... it's like a book. 230 00:08:51,267 --> 00:08:53,050 It's like if you're reading a book, 231 00:08:53,102 --> 00:08:55,219 and then you drop the book. 232 00:08:57,940 --> 00:09:00,057 I guess I just like stuff where people get hurt, 233 00:09:00,109 --> 00:09:02,026 so, you know... 234 00:09:02,061 --> 00:09:03,727 And embarrassed, and ashamed. 235 00:09:03,779 --> 00:09:06,397 Well, maybe the book lands... the book lands on a fly. 236 00:09:06,449 --> 00:09:09,733 - Right, and the fly gets squashed. - That's hilarious, right? 237 00:09:09,735 --> 00:09:12,286 Especially if there's one leg moving. 238 00:09:12,321 --> 00:09:14,121 Right, so it's not completely dead. 239 00:09:14,156 --> 00:09:15,406 It's so pathetic. 240 00:09:15,408 --> 00:09:17,991 And it would have to be, like, war and peace or some heavy book. 241 00:09:18,044 --> 00:09:19,743 [Laughing] 242 00:09:19,745 --> 00:09:21,211 Anyway, that's my sense of humor. 243 00:09:21,247 --> 00:09:22,880 Okay. So the hearing was today. 244 00:09:22,915 --> 00:09:24,331 - That's great. - The hearing was today. 245 00:09:24,383 --> 00:09:26,166 I didn't know. 246 00:09:26,218 --> 00:09:28,252 And the incredible thing is that the judge was your husband, 247 00:09:28,254 --> 00:09:29,720 Kip, Kipper, Kipperstein, 248 00:09:29,755 --> 00:09:31,171 Kipper, the Kipper, the big Kipper. 249 00:09:31,223 --> 00:09:32,756 Kip Wallice. 250 00:09:32,808 --> 00:09:34,391 That's my husband. He was your judge? 251 00:09:34,427 --> 00:09:36,143 - Like the big Gipper... - Oh. 252 00:09:36,178 --> 00:09:37,144 But the big Kipper. 253 00:09:37,179 --> 00:09:38,812 Oh. Okay. 254 00:09:38,848 --> 00:09:41,348 That's another example of my sense of humor. 255 00:09:41,400 --> 00:09:43,100 I'm surprised. 256 00:09:43,102 --> 00:09:45,769 I would think that's a tremendous conflict of interest, though. 257 00:09:45,771 --> 00:09:47,488 Well, whatever it was, it worked. 258 00:09:47,523 --> 00:09:49,773 I'm allowed to be a lawyer again, so, you know, thank you. 259 00:09:49,825 --> 00:09:52,359 You're... you're just... you're just wonderful. 260 00:09:52,411 --> 00:09:53,911 That's... I'm just confused. 261 00:09:53,946 --> 00:09:56,280 I'm surprised he didn't recuse himself. 262 00:09:56,282 --> 00:09:58,832 You didn't let him know that I was treating you, then. 263 00:09:58,868 --> 00:10:00,584 But he would have seen my signature. 264 00:10:00,619 --> 00:10:02,286 No, he seemed kind of excited about it. 265 00:10:02,288 --> 00:10:04,338 I wonder why he would be excited, because... 266 00:10:04,373 --> 00:10:07,541 Well, I-I sent him... I sent him... I hope it's okay... 267 00:10:07,593 --> 00:10:11,095 I sent him a copy of our, you know, 268 00:10:11,130 --> 00:10:12,846 sessions together. 269 00:10:12,882 --> 00:10:16,133 The se... the... but I... we didn't edit it yet. 270 00:10:16,185 --> 00:10:17,851 No, I edited it. 271 00:10:17,887 --> 00:10:20,437 I took out the... I took out sort of the naughty parts... 272 00:10:20,473 --> 00:10:22,356 Oh. 273 00:10:22,391 --> 00:10:24,725 Which I'm still hoping are, you know, really gonna happen, 274 00:10:24,777 --> 00:10:26,360 but I'll send you what I sent to him. 275 00:10:26,395 --> 00:10:28,145 - Okay. - Okay. You ready? 276 00:10:28,197 --> 00:10:29,730 Yes. Yeah. 277 00:10:29,782 --> 00:10:31,315 It's like a book dropping on a fly. 278 00:10:31,317 --> 00:10:33,984 - Uh-huh. - Here you go. 279 00:10:33,986 --> 00:10:35,235 Okay, I got it. 280 00:10:35,287 --> 00:10:38,205 Now let me just open it. Okay, let me see. 281 00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,492 And I have to show this judge that I'm making progress. 282 00:10:41,544 --> 00:10:43,327 You know, my husband is a lawyer. 283 00:10:43,379 --> 00:10:46,630 I mean, he was a lawyer, but now he's a judge, so... 284 00:10:46,665 --> 00:10:48,415 You should definitely tell your husband 285 00:10:48,467 --> 00:10:50,134 that you were able to cure me. 286 00:10:50,169 --> 00:10:53,887 You're going to pay me $60,000 for this? 287 00:10:53,923 --> 00:10:54,755 - Oh, no! - Yes. 288 00:10:54,807 --> 00:10:56,089 - Deal! - No, no. 289 00:10:56,142 --> 00:10:57,257 Yes, yes. 290 00:10:57,309 --> 00:11:01,178 No, you edited that to make it look like I was accepting money 291 00:11:01,230 --> 00:11:04,765 in return for access to a judge! 292 00:11:04,817 --> 00:11:06,600 I can't... that's... 293 00:11:06,652 --> 00:11:08,769 that's... that's a lie. That didn't happen. 294 00:11:08,821 --> 00:11:10,854 You know, this could... that's not fair. 295 00:11:10,906 --> 00:11:12,239 This could ruin him, all right? 296 00:11:12,274 --> 00:11:13,941 I... that's not right! 297 00:11:13,993 --> 00:11:15,909 You seem like you're getting quite upset. 298 00:11:15,945 --> 00:11:18,278 I am upset! Of course I'm upset. 299 00:11:18,330 --> 00:11:21,165 You've really helped out a lot. 300 00:11:21,200 --> 00:11:25,202 I just... okay, so what happened here was, in fact, 301 00:11:25,254 --> 00:11:27,421 that you knew Kip was going to be your judge, 302 00:11:27,456 --> 00:11:29,373 and that's when you got in touch with me 303 00:11:29,375 --> 00:11:32,009 to ask for "help" for you, 304 00:11:32,044 --> 00:11:35,212 all right, because you can't stop yourself from lying, 305 00:11:35,264 --> 00:11:38,432 and then you tricked me into saying those things 306 00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:41,218 that you then edited together to make it look 307 00:11:41,270 --> 00:11:46,056 like something untoward was happening. 308 00:11:46,108 --> 00:11:47,441 Yes. 309 00:11:47,476 --> 00:11:48,859 Okay, fine. Well, you know what? 310 00:11:48,894 --> 00:11:50,194 I will take solace in the fact 311 00:11:50,229 --> 00:11:54,064 that I'm getting $60,000 for this con. 312 00:11:54,066 --> 00:11:56,650 Well, I can't pay you, obviously, anymore, 313 00:11:56,702 --> 00:11:59,620 because I set this whole thing up, so I'm still lying, 314 00:11:59,655 --> 00:12:01,371 so you really haven't done anything, 315 00:12:01,407 --> 00:12:05,792 but I would be happy to pay you for other web services 316 00:12:05,828 --> 00:12:09,079 that exist out there in the world... 317 00:12:09,081 --> 00:12:11,164 Other web services. 318 00:12:11,217 --> 00:12:13,050 Like what? 319 00:12:13,085 --> 00:12:16,021 Well, you could take off... you could take off your clothes. 320 00:12:19,592 --> 00:12:21,141 Fiona, I'm so sorry. 321 00:12:21,176 --> 00:12:22,893 I destroyed all the files at the NSA, 322 00:12:22,928 --> 00:12:24,561 but there were some on my laptop for personal use, 323 00:12:24,597 --> 00:12:26,096 and my roommate got in there, 324 00:12:26,098 --> 00:12:27,431 and now he's gonna pull a Snowden. 325 00:12:27,483 --> 00:12:29,733 I'm on my way to South America. 326 00:12:29,768 --> 00:12:31,235 I'm gonna reach out as soon as I can. 327 00:12:31,270 --> 00:12:33,020 I'm so, so sorry. 328 00:12:33,072 --> 00:12:34,655 Okay. 329 00:12:34,690 --> 00:12:36,657 Oh. 330 00:12:42,214 --> 00:12:45,182 Now all my sessions will be posted online, Kip. 331 00:12:45,217 --> 00:12:46,850 How can we stop it? 332 00:12:46,885 --> 00:12:50,187 No, I can't... you'd have no pull with the NSA? 333 00:12:50,222 --> 00:12:51,922 You're a judge! I... 334 00:12:51,957 --> 00:12:54,558 but I don't... no, I can't help it! 335 00:12:54,593 --> 00:12:57,394 But... so you can't help at all? 336 00:12:57,429 --> 00:12:59,196 Not at all? 337 00:12:59,231 --> 00:13:02,032 Well, I'm finished! 338 00:13:06,438 --> 00:13:09,373 Oh, no. [Mouse clicking] 339 00:13:09,408 --> 00:13:12,442 I don't think I'm the worst. Don't... 340 00:13:12,478 --> 00:13:15,245 Uh-oh. That's harsh. 341 00:13:15,281 --> 00:13:17,364 Oh, no, that's... 342 00:13:17,399 --> 00:13:20,567 "Cyberbullied"? That's too much. 343 00:13:20,619 --> 00:13:23,570 A teenager wrote this one. 344 00:13:23,622 --> 00:13:26,456 Oh, no. [Stutters] 345 00:13:26,492 --> 00:13:27,991 What about my clients? 346 00:13:28,043 --> 00:13:30,377 They must be coming to my support. 347 00:13:30,412 --> 00:13:32,663 Cancel, cancel, cancel, cancel. 348 00:13:35,134 --> 00:13:38,218 Oh, no. 349 00:13:38,253 --> 00:13:39,836 Oh, this is bad. 350 00:13:44,209 --> 00:13:48,045 [Computer ringing] 351 00:13:48,080 --> 00:13:49,146 - Hello? - Yes. 352 00:13:49,181 --> 00:13:50,347 - Hi, Dr. Wallice. - Jerome. 353 00:13:50,382 --> 00:13:51,515 - Hi. - Yes. 354 00:13:51,550 --> 00:13:53,550 Listen, what's happening? 355 00:13:53,585 --> 00:13:55,152 Well, it's so dark. Are you okay? 356 00:13:55,187 --> 00:13:56,987 You're under your... you're under your desk. 357 00:13:57,022 --> 00:13:59,239 Yes, I'm hiding. There are reporters everywhere! 358 00:13:59,274 --> 00:14:00,574 - Yeah. - Can't you see them? 359 00:14:00,609 --> 00:14:01,992 I do, I do. It's quite a crowd, 360 00:14:02,027 --> 00:14:03,443 and, you know, your stalker, Grace, 361 00:14:03,495 --> 00:14:05,195 is serving coffee to all... 362 00:14:05,247 --> 00:14:07,197 she's so sweet. Hi, Grace! 363 00:14:07,249 --> 00:14:09,116 Oh, no, don't encourage her. No. 364 00:14:09,168 --> 00:14:11,168 - Oh, I'm sorry. - She's trying to get attention. 365 00:14:11,203 --> 00:14:13,086 I don't dare go near my window. 366 00:14:13,122 --> 00:14:15,372 No, but she baked crescent rolls, and they love it. 367 00:14:15,424 --> 00:14:17,620 - That's great. So they'll never leave. - Well... 368 00:14:17,640 --> 00:14:20,627 Keep them fed. They're like... they're like stray dogs. 369 00:14:20,679 --> 00:14:22,045 Jerome, this is awful, all right? 370 00:14:22,097 --> 00:14:24,264 I have... my clients are trying to sue me. 371 00:14:24,299 --> 00:14:27,017 They keep trying to serve me with summonses, 372 00:14:27,052 --> 00:14:29,519 and I can't go near my door or my window, 373 00:14:29,555 --> 00:14:31,221 or I don't... where's Kip? 374 00:14:31,223 --> 00:14:33,390 I called Kip, and he went into hiding with April, 375 00:14:33,442 --> 00:14:36,193 and I called Putsy, and she's also off the grid, 376 00:14:36,228 --> 00:14:38,145 so it's very hard to reach anybody. 377 00:14:38,197 --> 00:14:39,529 - Off the grid? - Yeah. 378 00:14:39,565 --> 00:14:41,565 This is... but I need help. What about me? 379 00:14:41,567 --> 00:14:43,116 I know. They're not... you know what? 380 00:14:43,152 --> 00:14:45,535 They have been advised not to go anywhere near you. 381 00:14:45,571 --> 00:14:48,405 You're nuclear right now, because of all the media. 382 00:14:48,407 --> 00:14:51,124 - Are you gonna make a statement? - Oh, of course I'm not. 383 00:14:51,160 --> 00:14:53,877 I can't go near my window or my door. 384 00:14:53,912 --> 00:14:55,545 - I can't do any of that. - Yeah, I wouldn't. 385 00:14:55,581 --> 00:14:57,664 I wish I could go over there, but I can't get through 386 00:14:57,716 --> 00:14:59,583 - that media blitz either. - No. 387 00:14:59,635 --> 00:15:01,051 If we had built that bridge, 388 00:15:01,086 --> 00:15:02,502 the secret bridge, the passageway 389 00:15:02,554 --> 00:15:05,172 between the two houses... we should have done that. 390 00:15:05,224 --> 00:15:07,424 Yes, that's my biggest regret, Jerome, 391 00:15:07,426 --> 00:15:09,760 is that I didn't let you build that bridge 392 00:15:09,812 --> 00:15:11,728 so we could have secret meetings. 393 00:15:11,764 --> 00:15:13,019 - Don't... - You're an idiot! 394 00:15:13,039 --> 00:15:15,482 Well, don't blame yourself. Don't blame yourself, 'cause I... 395 00:15:15,517 --> 00:15:17,175 - I'm not. - Oh, okay. 396 00:15:17,195 --> 00:15:19,820 Well, if I could... 397 00:15:19,855 --> 00:15:22,489 - Oh, my goodness, you know what? - What? 398 00:15:22,524 --> 00:15:24,357 A new truck pulled up, and there's... 399 00:15:24,410 --> 00:15:26,777 - it's from CNN. - Oh, great. 400 00:15:26,779 --> 00:15:28,779 It's Anderson Cooper! Jeepers! 401 00:15:28,781 --> 00:15:30,864 Here? 402 00:15:35,354 --> 00:15:37,154 [Computer ringing] 403 00:15:37,189 --> 00:15:39,890 Listen, I-I-I don't know you, 404 00:15:39,925 --> 00:15:42,375 and I'm not supposed to be seeing clients, okay? 405 00:15:42,428 --> 00:15:43,877 Oh, no, no. 406 00:15:43,929 --> 00:15:46,129 I shouldn't even be on this... the airwaves right now. 407 00:15:46,181 --> 00:15:47,547 - Okay? - I'm not-I'm not a client. 408 00:15:47,599 --> 00:15:48,715 My name's Jenny Bologna. 409 00:15:48,767 --> 00:15:50,300 - You're a reporter? - No. 410 00:15:50,302 --> 00:15:51,635 - Is that what you are? - No, I'm not. 411 00:15:51,637 --> 00:15:53,717 - Because I'm not doing interviews. - Okay. 412 00:15:53,737 --> 00:15:55,522 I thought you'd be my husband, 413 00:15:55,557 --> 00:15:56,773 'cause he picks fake names like Jenny Baloney. 414 00:15:56,809 --> 00:15:59,359 Okay. Calm down. Calm down. 415 00:15:59,394 --> 00:16:01,228 Thank you. 416 00:16:01,280 --> 00:16:02,813 - My name is Jenny Bologna. - Yes. 417 00:16:02,865 --> 00:16:05,083 I'm calling you from New York City. 418 00:16:05,103 --> 00:16:07,367 I am a fixer. 419 00:16:07,402 --> 00:16:08,618 - Basically... - I know what those are. 420 00:16:08,654 --> 00:16:10,153 - Oh, you do? - Yes. 421 00:16:10,155 --> 00:16:12,572 - Tell me. - People who fix bad situations. 422 00:16:12,624 --> 00:16:16,159 Basically, what I do is I help the publicly damaged, 423 00:16:16,211 --> 00:16:18,712 by their own accord or by someone else's, and I... 424 00:16:18,747 --> 00:16:21,164 Someone else's... that's my case. 425 00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:23,583 Yes, by their own accord or by someone else's, 426 00:16:23,635 --> 00:16:27,587 and I-I make sure that... that the world sees them 427 00:16:27,639 --> 00:16:31,141 for who we want the world to think that they are. 428 00:16:31,176 --> 00:16:32,175 - Oh, all right. - So... 429 00:16:32,227 --> 00:16:35,645 Well, there's no end to people who want to make money off of my plight. 430 00:16:35,681 --> 00:16:37,681 Oh, no, no, for free. 431 00:16:37,683 --> 00:16:41,184 All I ask in return is just for your... your respect 432 00:16:41,186 --> 00:16:42,686 and maybe a thank-you. 433 00:16:42,738 --> 00:16:44,771 But I don't know that I trust that you are one, 434 00:16:44,823 --> 00:16:46,857 because I've seen many of them, 435 00:16:46,909 --> 00:16:49,276 and all of them have declined my case. 436 00:16:49,328 --> 00:16:52,746 Because right now you are kind of one of the most hated women 437 00:16:52,781 --> 00:16:54,698 in the greater United States 438 00:16:54,750 --> 00:16:57,534 and some of Europe and a couple other countries 439 00:16:57,586 --> 00:16:59,202 that I've never even heard of, but... 440 00:16:59,204 --> 00:17:00,787 - Right, which is unfair... - Right. 441 00:17:00,839 --> 00:17:02,589 because really... I've been nothing but helpful 442 00:17:02,624 --> 00:17:03,673 to the world with my... 443 00:17:03,709 --> 00:17:05,208 - Well... - you know, therapy... 444 00:17:05,210 --> 00:17:08,461 my modality has helped so many people, you know, 445 00:17:08,514 --> 00:17:10,597 and then they have to broadcast sessions, 446 00:17:10,632 --> 00:17:12,182 which... that's not fair. 447 00:17:12,217 --> 00:17:14,301 Well, now that the world has seen your sessions 448 00:17:14,353 --> 00:17:17,637 and seen you roll your eyes at your clients 449 00:17:17,689 --> 00:17:18,939 - and... - Well... 450 00:17:18,974 --> 00:17:21,608 Mock them and make it about you, 451 00:17:21,643 --> 00:17:24,394 the world just isn't... that's not who they fall in love with. 452 00:17:24,446 --> 00:17:26,730 Well, I don't know... I mean, I feel like it's getting better. 453 00:17:26,782 --> 00:17:28,281 You know, a lot of the broad... it's... 454 00:17:28,317 --> 00:17:30,534 the sessions have been taken down... 455 00:17:30,569 --> 00:17:31,618 - well... - And... 456 00:17:31,653 --> 00:17:32,819 Yes, they have. 457 00:17:32,871 --> 00:17:35,488 My name is Jenny Bologna. 458 00:17:35,541 --> 00:17:37,707 That's... are you saying you're responsible? 459 00:17:37,743 --> 00:17:39,960 Why don't you Google your name right now? 460 00:17:39,995 --> 00:17:42,746 - Just type in "Fiona Wallice." - I don't do-it's too hurtful. 461 00:17:42,748 --> 00:17:45,286 Just Google your name. 462 00:17:47,803 --> 00:17:49,586 You're a slow typer, but we'll work on that. 463 00:17:49,638 --> 00:17:50,754 Oh. 464 00:17:50,756 --> 00:17:52,806 - Huh? - Yes, that's... 465 00:17:52,841 --> 00:17:54,257 - What? - What happened? 466 00:17:54,259 --> 00:17:55,759 No, because the last... 467 00:17:55,811 --> 00:17:58,728 now it just says... it's about me and Kip 468 00:17:58,764 --> 00:18:01,681 and doing charity work, and I'm the lovely wife of... 469 00:18:01,733 --> 00:18:03,316 but bef... 470 00:18:03,352 --> 00:18:05,735 that's different... you're welcome. 471 00:18:05,771 --> 00:18:07,437 'Cause it used to just be the horror. 472 00:18:07,489 --> 00:18:09,272 You did this? 473 00:18:09,324 --> 00:18:11,157 I'm not saying I did. I'm not saying I didn't. 474 00:18:11,193 --> 00:18:12,609 But I'm gonna say you're welcome. 475 00:18:12,611 --> 00:18:14,995 You got the bad stories moved down? 476 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:18,448 Look at what year you were born. 477 00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,083 Oh. 478 00:18:20,118 --> 00:18:23,420 That's not... that's later than when I was... 479 00:18:23,455 --> 00:18:24,955 - I mean, it's pushing it... - Actually... 480 00:18:25,007 --> 00:18:27,340 - A little bit, but... - I think I can pass for... 481 00:18:27,376 --> 00:18:29,926 - Anyway, are you convinced now? - All right. 482 00:18:29,962 --> 00:18:31,201 I mean, I don't know if you've done any... 483 00:18:31,221 --> 00:18:32,846 This is what I'd like to do. 484 00:18:32,881 --> 00:18:36,633 I've already talked to a lot of my contacts here in New York 485 00:18:36,635 --> 00:18:39,302 and across the entire country, 486 00:18:39,354 --> 00:18:41,638 and I would love for you to come to New York City... 487 00:18:41,640 --> 00:18:44,474 Well, I have a penthouse in New York City. 488 00:18:44,476 --> 00:18:45,976 Oh. 489 00:18:45,978 --> 00:18:47,444 Clearly, you're not in the city, 490 00:18:47,479 --> 00:18:48,895 'cause I see greenery behind you, and... 491 00:18:48,947 --> 00:18:50,614 yeah, but... 492 00:18:50,649 --> 00:18:52,899 I... yes, no, well, no, I am in New York state. 493 00:18:52,951 --> 00:18:54,484 New York state, right, 494 00:18:54,536 --> 00:18:56,036 but not New York City, like you had said. 495 00:18:56,071 --> 00:18:58,622 - Okay. - So... I mean, 'cause I'm sharp, 496 00:18:58,657 --> 00:19:00,323 and I can pick up on things. 497 00:19:00,375 --> 00:19:03,627 Well, then we'll meet at your penthouse in the city... 498 00:19:03,662 --> 00:19:04,828 Right. 499 00:19:04,880 --> 00:19:07,714 Because that's so much better than just being in New York state. 500 00:19:07,749 --> 00:19:10,634 Well, no, I wasn't trying to put you down, you know. 501 00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:12,302 You weren't? You know what? 502 00:19:12,337 --> 00:19:14,921 - Maybe you're jealous. - You're right about that. 503 00:19:14,973 --> 00:19:17,173 - We'll just leave it at that. - Okay. [Chuckles] 504 00:19:17,175 --> 00:19:19,843 Well, I want you to meet with Arianna, 505 00:19:19,895 --> 00:19:21,428 who's a very good friend of mine. 506 00:19:21,480 --> 00:19:23,013 - Huffington? - Huffington. 507 00:19:23,065 --> 00:19:24,347 - Huffington Post? - Yes, of the Huffpo. 508 00:19:24,399 --> 00:19:25,765 Would come to my... 509 00:19:25,817 --> 00:19:28,685 We've got meetings with GSN and HGTV. 510 00:19:28,737 --> 00:19:31,021 Now, it wasn't really a talk show for HGTV. 511 00:19:31,023 --> 00:19:33,273 We're thinking of getting you on love it or list it. 512 00:19:33,325 --> 00:19:35,775 That way, people can see you as a real person, 513 00:19:35,827 --> 00:19:37,744 as opposed to the... the uppity, 514 00:19:37,779 --> 00:19:39,446 sort of hoity-toity person 515 00:19:39,498 --> 00:19:41,781 that you portray yourself to be out there in the world. 516 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:43,416 You know, let's take you down a notch. 517 00:19:43,452 --> 00:19:45,368 I need to list my house 518 00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:48,371 because I can't stay here anymore, because it's not safe. 519 00:19:48,423 --> 00:19:51,841 Right, and we don't have to, like, enhance your face. 520 00:19:51,877 --> 00:19:54,711 You know, you already do look like someone who hasn't slept 521 00:19:54,763 --> 00:19:56,346 and who has been drinking a lot. 522 00:19:56,381 --> 00:19:59,516 The foundation, maybe, I'm using is too yellow. 523 00:19:59,551 --> 00:20:01,518 Maybe or... 524 00:20:01,553 --> 00:20:06,022 Or liver damage, but do you drink a lot, Fiona? 525 00:20:06,058 --> 00:20:08,775 Not normally, but, I mean, I've had a couple. 526 00:20:08,810 --> 00:20:11,895 Yeah, well, maybe we should lay off the sauce for a minute. 527 00:20:11,897 --> 00:20:13,897 I'll stop the pills so I can sleep. 528 00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:15,365 Don't stop the pills, honey. 529 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:16,616 Oh, no, no, no, no. 530 00:20:16,651 --> 00:20:18,401 How can we help with the attempted suicide 531 00:20:18,453 --> 00:20:19,986 that we're gonna put out there? 532 00:20:20,038 --> 00:20:22,956 We need to keep those Oxycontin and whatever you got going 533 00:20:22,991 --> 00:20:25,492 on your nightstand at all times. 534 00:20:25,544 --> 00:20:27,744 I won't have to move to Russia, will I? 535 00:20:27,796 --> 00:20:29,963 [Laughing] I'd rather not. 536 00:20:29,998 --> 00:20:31,748 See, this is what I'm talking about. 537 00:20:31,750 --> 00:20:33,583 Don't know that Ed Snowden and I would have a lot in common. 538 00:20:33,635 --> 00:20:34,801 What's wrong with Russia? 539 00:20:34,836 --> 00:20:36,419 You got to stop putting people down. 540 00:20:36,421 --> 00:20:39,055 - People have feelings, all right? - Right, but it's... 541 00:20:39,091 --> 00:20:40,256 - Really... - that's a nation. 542 00:20:40,308 --> 00:20:41,591 - You really come across... - Okay. 543 00:20:41,593 --> 00:20:43,510 - Like a really privileged... - Right. 544 00:20:43,562 --> 00:20:45,979 Those are things to aspire to, though, aren't they? 545 00:20:46,014 --> 00:20:47,814 I mean, that's America, so we all... 546 00:20:47,849 --> 00:20:49,399 Well, yes, of course. We all... 547 00:20:49,434 --> 00:20:50,817 - We all look up to... - we all want to be there. 548 00:20:50,852 --> 00:20:53,686 We all didn't get to have Putsy Hodge as our mother, you know? 549 00:20:53,739 --> 00:20:55,355 - I mean, some of us... - Oh, you know that, then? 550 00:20:55,407 --> 00:20:56,940 Well, I'm from Boston. 551 00:20:56,942 --> 00:20:58,024 Oh, you're from Boston? 552 00:20:58,076 --> 00:20:59,526 - Oh, yes. - Oh, I didn't... 553 00:20:59,578 --> 00:21:01,444 We know who Putsy Hodge is. 554 00:21:01,496 --> 00:21:03,747 This is the woman we all aspired to be when we were growing up. 555 00:21:03,782 --> 00:21:05,248 What? Really? 556 00:21:05,283 --> 00:21:07,617 And we all just watched her, and she's a... 557 00:21:07,619 --> 00:21:08,868 A force. 558 00:21:08,920 --> 00:21:10,286 She's a big name in our household. 559 00:21:10,288 --> 00:21:11,671 - In your household? - Such grace and... 560 00:21:11,706 --> 00:21:13,006 Really? 561 00:21:13,041 --> 00:21:14,507 wisdom and beauty and elegance... 562 00:21:14,543 --> 00:21:17,177 - I suppose, from afar. - and intelligence... 563 00:21:17,212 --> 00:21:19,963 And probably gave you an incredible education and... 564 00:21:20,015 --> 00:21:21,514 She did. 565 00:21:21,550 --> 00:21:23,133 She gave me an education on abandonment. 566 00:21:23,185 --> 00:21:25,602 - Oh. - No, t-that's too harsh. 567 00:21:25,637 --> 00:21:27,971 My parents were divorced, and I... 568 00:21:28,023 --> 00:21:29,973 she had me live with my father. 569 00:21:30,025 --> 00:21:31,558 - Oh. - She raised my sister... 570 00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:32,809 - Oh. - Shevaun. 571 00:21:32,811 --> 00:21:35,395 You lived with your father. I... 572 00:21:35,447 --> 00:21:37,647 - Yeah. - I just... 573 00:21:37,649 --> 00:21:39,482 I didn't have a father, so it's... 574 00:21:39,534 --> 00:21:41,484 - Oh. - When I hear things like that... 575 00:21:41,486 --> 00:21:43,319 - Oh. - But this isn't about me, okay? 576 00:21:43,371 --> 00:21:45,071 It's about you. I want to hear more about you. 577 00:21:45,123 --> 00:21:47,407 What was your... what was your home like? 578 00:21:47,459 --> 00:21:48,992 Did you have electricity? 579 00:21:48,994 --> 00:21:51,828 Yes, of course I had... you didn't have electricity? 580 00:21:51,880 --> 00:21:54,497 We had candles. 581 00:21:54,549 --> 00:21:57,717 We used those bug zappers sometimes, 582 00:21:57,752 --> 00:21:59,419 which was... really hard to sleep. 583 00:21:59,471 --> 00:22:00,553 Yes, no, they're loud. 584 00:22:00,589 --> 00:22:02,172 But, you know, you could see 585 00:22:02,224 --> 00:22:03,723 how you could get to the pot to piss in, 586 00:22:03,758 --> 00:22:06,309 and I'm not saying that... "pot to piss in." 587 00:22:06,344 --> 00:22:08,928 I literally had a pot to piss in in my room. 588 00:22:08,980 --> 00:22:11,064 - But this isn't about me. - Right. 589 00:22:11,099 --> 00:22:13,149 Okay? This is about you. 590 00:22:13,185 --> 00:22:15,518 This is about you and the dollhouses you had 591 00:22:15,570 --> 00:22:17,821 and the pretty little knickers that you had and... 592 00:22:17,856 --> 00:22:19,772 did you have any Mary Jane shoes? 593 00:22:19,825 --> 00:22:22,525 I knew a girl named Mary Jane, and she was a whore. 594 00:22:22,577 --> 00:22:24,244 - Oh. - That's all I had. 595 00:22:24,279 --> 00:22:28,498 Well... well, did you grow up on some colonial re-creation... 596 00:22:28,533 --> 00:22:30,416 - No, we were just very poor. - Landmark or...? 597 00:22:30,452 --> 00:22:33,453 We just were hit with the shit stick, 598 00:22:33,505 --> 00:22:35,255 - so to speak. - Wow. 599 00:22:35,290 --> 00:22:37,590 Growing up in our little row house. 600 00:22:37,626 --> 00:22:38,925 - Oh, you... oh. - Yeah. 601 00:22:38,960 --> 00:22:40,844 - Yeah. - Near St. Vincent's hospital. 602 00:22:40,879 --> 00:22:42,462 That's where I was born. 603 00:22:42,514 --> 00:22:44,964 And here, I'm gonna blow your mind right now. 604 00:22:45,016 --> 00:22:47,183 I was born there too. 605 00:22:47,219 --> 00:22:48,968 Oh. Well, a lot of children... 606 00:22:49,020 --> 00:22:50,553 In a utility closet... 607 00:22:50,555 --> 00:22:52,105 - Oh, that's... - but I was born there. 608 00:22:52,140 --> 00:22:53,523 That's the mind-blowing part. 609 00:22:53,558 --> 00:22:54,691 - Yeah. - Wow. 610 00:22:54,726 --> 00:22:56,142 My first bath was in a mop bucket, 611 00:22:56,194 --> 00:22:58,728 but this is... this isn't about me. I'm sorry. 612 00:22:58,780 --> 00:22:59,979 No, but you're impressive... 613 00:23:00,031 --> 00:23:01,781 I like to get it all out. Yes. 614 00:23:01,816 --> 00:23:04,984 'Cause you come from such low, low, low beginnings... 615 00:23:05,036 --> 00:23:06,569 - Yes. - and then look what you... 616 00:23:06,621 --> 00:23:08,705 And you come from such high, high, high beginnings. 617 00:23:08,740 --> 00:23:10,874 Right, so people want to tear me down. 618 00:23:10,909 --> 00:23:13,243 They want to tear you down 'cause you're a horrible woman. 619 00:23:13,245 --> 00:23:14,827 Well, that's... 620 00:23:14,880 --> 00:23:16,579 Let's just put it on the table here. 621 00:23:16,581 --> 00:23:18,631 Well, unfortunately, you know, I mean, when my... 622 00:23:18,667 --> 00:23:20,133 we're no stranger to scandal, right? 623 00:23:20,168 --> 00:23:21,634 Mm, right. 624 00:23:21,670 --> 00:23:24,003 My husband's campaign blew up and... 625 00:23:24,055 --> 00:23:26,256 Yeah, because he's a homosexual. 626 00:23:26,258 --> 00:23:29,259 But why do you think that that story didn't snowball 627 00:23:29,261 --> 00:23:31,761 and that he's allowed to be a judge right now? 628 00:23:31,813 --> 00:23:34,013 That... are you saying you're responsible for... 629 00:23:34,065 --> 00:23:35,765 I'm not saying I did. 630 00:23:35,817 --> 00:23:38,268 I'm not saying I didn't, but you're welcome. 631 00:23:43,708 --> 00:23:46,159 Lisa's in Philadelphia, so she'll come up to New York. 632 00:23:46,194 --> 00:23:47,577 - Come up. - Let's do that again. 633 00:23:47,612 --> 00:23:49,195 - Oh, sorry. - It's below New York? 634 00:23:49,247 --> 00:23:51,197 Semantics. [Blows raspberry] 635 00:23:51,249 --> 00:23:52,665 - Directions. - Geography. 636 00:23:52,701 --> 00:23:54,284 What's that about? 637 00:23:54,286 --> 00:23:56,703 Like the north pole is any different from the south pole. 638 00:23:56,755 --> 00:23:58,121 Okay. [Laughing] 639 00:24:00,959 --> 00:24:03,426 It's not about me, is it? 640 00:24:03,461 --> 00:24:06,901 - Well, I didn't think it was. - [Laughs] 641 00:24:07,632 --> 00:24:09,299 Let's get out of this... wow. 642 00:24:09,351 --> 00:24:12,685 [All laughing] 643 00:24:15,273 --> 00:24:17,106 Would it help if you don't... 644 00:24:17,142 --> 00:24:19,542 if they turned the monitor off so you don't see me? 645 00:24:19,577 --> 00:24:21,678 'Cause you're not supposed to see me. 646 00:24:21,713 --> 00:24:23,880 No, I don't have to think about you. 647 00:24:23,915 --> 00:24:27,150 Okay. [Both laughing] 648 00:24:29,904 --> 00:24:31,704 Anderson! 649 00:24:31,740 --> 00:24:33,906 Anderson! 650 00:24:33,959 --> 00:24:36,326 [Laughing] 651 00:24:36,328 --> 00:24:38,181 Cut. Cut. 652 00:24:38,723 --> 00:24:42,706 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com 48623

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