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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,768 --> 00:00:02,435 Previously on "Web Therapy"... 2 00:00:02,470 --> 00:00:04,386 I want to tell you that my clerk has found me... 3 00:00:04,439 --> 00:00:06,806 - Clerk? - The most comfortable little... 4 00:00:06,858 --> 00:00:08,858 April, what? 5 00:00:08,893 --> 00:00:11,861 downtown executive suite which you can rent... 6 00:00:11,896 --> 00:00:14,230 I've rented it for a year. You can rent it, you know... 7 00:00:14,232 --> 00:00:16,232 - Oh. - monthly, or sometimes hourly. 8 00:00:16,234 --> 00:00:17,533 What did I win again? 9 00:00:17,568 --> 00:00:19,985 I'm sorry. So you won a makeover. 10 00:00:20,037 --> 00:00:21,904 - Oh. - With me. 11 00:00:21,956 --> 00:00:24,039 - All right, I'll just say it. - It's perfectly natural to... 12 00:00:24,075 --> 00:00:27,743 I have not had... I have not had sexual intercourse before, 13 00:00:27,745 --> 00:00:29,829 - and... - I think I understood that. 14 00:00:29,881 --> 00:00:31,831 So far, I mean, he has very generously given me 15 00:00:31,883 --> 00:00:34,049 a million dollars should something go wrong 16 00:00:34,085 --> 00:00:35,167 with the marriage, and... 17 00:00:35,219 --> 00:00:37,169 and... and he wanted to give me more, 18 00:00:37,221 --> 00:00:38,921 but his son, Ford, 19 00:00:38,973 --> 00:00:41,807 has been very, um, 20 00:00:41,843 --> 00:00:43,225 antagonistic toward me 21 00:00:43,261 --> 00:00:46,617 and very upset about this impending marriage. 22 00:00:46,943 --> 00:00:49,462 S04E08 Lost on the Young 23 00:00:49,623 --> 00:00:52,465 sync and corrected by ninh 24 00:01:16,093 --> 00:01:17,459 Oh, hello. 25 00:01:17,461 --> 00:01:19,512 Judith, you look... - Hello. 26 00:01:21,299 --> 00:01:23,516 Looks like you had a very good weekend. 27 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:27,636 I hope not with your intended, Lionel. 28 00:01:27,638 --> 00:01:30,272 - Well, I took your advice. - Uh-huh. 29 00:01:30,308 --> 00:01:36,145 I did, and, um, I had, um, an extraordinary experience... 30 00:01:36,147 --> 00:01:38,814 - It looks like it. - That I must thank you for. 31 00:01:38,816 --> 00:01:41,817 - You're welcome. - Cheers. 32 00:01:41,869 --> 00:01:45,037 Well, even though I don't have anything to... okay. 33 00:01:45,072 --> 00:01:48,374 Well, you should, 'cause we have reason to celebrate. 34 00:01:48,409 --> 00:01:52,328 Wonderful. So it was not too traumatic, 35 00:01:52,380 --> 00:01:53,746 - I hope, or you just... - Oh, my goodness. 36 00:01:53,798 --> 00:01:56,298 I'm not sure how to tell you this, 37 00:01:56,334 --> 00:02:00,502 but the pizza delivery idea didn't go so well for me. 38 00:02:00,504 --> 00:02:03,005 - Oh. - I did order a pizza, 39 00:02:03,057 --> 00:02:06,475 but then I paid for the pizza, and I ate the pizza, I didn't... 40 00:02:06,510 --> 00:02:08,344 These aren't euphemisms for something else? 41 00:02:08,396 --> 00:02:10,179 - Exactly, thank you, no, no. - Oh, okay, all right. 42 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,397 I just... I ordered 43 00:02:11,432 --> 00:02:12,765 - and ate the pizza on my own... - Okay. 44 00:02:12,817 --> 00:02:14,316 - and felt like a failure. - Right. Oh. 45 00:02:14,352 --> 00:02:16,235 And then I decided to take on the second part 46 00:02:16,270 --> 00:02:18,520 of my homework, which was to, um, 47 00:02:18,522 --> 00:02:21,073 to reach out to... to Ford... 48 00:02:21,108 --> 00:02:22,658 - Oh. - My... my future stepson. 49 00:02:22,693 --> 00:02:24,994 - Right, ingratiate yourself and... - Yeah. 50 00:02:25,029 --> 00:02:27,029 Yes, and I... I met with him. 51 00:02:27,031 --> 00:02:29,415 He was reluctant at first, and I assured him that I just... 52 00:02:29,450 --> 00:02:31,166 I just wanted to talk. 53 00:02:31,202 --> 00:02:35,287 So we met right... right here in the school library, 54 00:02:35,339 --> 00:02:36,372 which is just behind me, 55 00:02:36,424 --> 00:02:38,290 - over that way. - Okay. 56 00:02:38,342 --> 00:02:40,593 - And I had some tea served. - Nice. 57 00:02:40,628 --> 00:02:45,264 And we sat down and... and he was very aggressive and very, 58 00:02:45,299 --> 00:02:46,882 - you know, defensive, at first. - Right. 59 00:02:46,934 --> 00:02:48,634 But then I told him a little bit about myself 60 00:02:48,686 --> 00:02:51,186 and my upbringing and what I loved about his... 61 00:02:51,222 --> 00:02:55,057 his father, and that seemed to soften him up a bit, and... 62 00:02:55,059 --> 00:02:58,477 and how I grew up with not a lot of money or... 63 00:02:58,529 --> 00:03:00,896 or, you know, material things. 64 00:03:00,898 --> 00:03:02,197 - Right. - And I didn't need them, and I, 65 00:03:02,233 --> 00:03:05,067 in fact, could help him and, you know, 66 00:03:05,069 --> 00:03:07,453 be an ally to him with his father 67 00:03:07,488 --> 00:03:10,572 and make sure that he got whatever he needed in life. 68 00:03:10,574 --> 00:03:12,908 - Right, good. - And then, Fiona, 69 00:03:12,960 --> 00:03:16,078 - he broke down and cried... - Oh. 70 00:03:16,130 --> 00:03:17,329 At my gesture 71 00:03:17,381 --> 00:03:18,964 - of reaching out to him. - Oh. 72 00:03:19,000 --> 00:03:22,084 I think he truly was overwhelmed by my generosity. 73 00:03:22,136 --> 00:03:24,420 Right, no one's ever been generous with him before, so... 74 00:03:24,472 --> 00:03:27,389 - And I held him in my arms. - Okay. 75 00:03:27,425 --> 00:03:31,977 And he reached up and touched my face 76 00:03:32,013 --> 00:03:37,182 and caressed it and pulled my face to his face 77 00:03:37,234 --> 00:03:38,901 and... 78 00:03:38,936 --> 00:03:41,437 - and our mouths met. - Oh. Well... 79 00:03:41,439 --> 00:03:45,407 And our mouths stayed with each other, 80 00:03:45,443 --> 00:03:48,027 and our tongues entwined, 81 00:03:48,079 --> 00:03:49,912 - and... - Explored. Okay. 82 00:03:49,947 --> 00:03:52,281 - things, and... I'm not done. - Oh. 83 00:03:52,283 --> 00:03:56,285 I felt things I've never felt before. 84 00:03:56,287 --> 00:03:57,953 Right, 'cause, it's new. 85 00:03:57,955 --> 00:04:01,757 I... I was undressed by him. 86 00:04:01,792 --> 00:04:04,626 - Oh. - And I let him... I let him... 87 00:04:04,679 --> 00:04:07,296 I... I had... I had sex. 88 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:09,348 - I had sex. - Sex... 89 00:04:09,383 --> 00:04:10,716 I had sex. 90 00:04:10,768 --> 00:04:12,267 - I had sex... - With your stepson? 91 00:04:12,303 --> 00:04:15,054 with him many, many, many, many times. 92 00:04:15,106 --> 00:04:17,523 - Really? - And I am... 93 00:04:17,558 --> 00:04:20,976 I had the big... the big o. 94 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:23,062 I had... I had many big os. 95 00:04:23,114 --> 00:04:27,366 I had many, many "orgisms." And I... 96 00:04:27,401 --> 00:04:29,451 - Are you sure? - I am... 97 00:04:29,487 --> 00:04:32,654 Because I don't think that's what they're called, but... 98 00:04:32,656 --> 00:04:35,541 - "Orgisms." - Orgasm. Orgasm. 99 00:04:35,576 --> 00:04:38,827 Orgasm? Oh, well, I didn't know where the accent was. 100 00:04:38,829 --> 00:04:40,662 I thought it was an elision, "orgism." 101 00:04:40,664 --> 00:04:42,164 No, no, no. It's orgasm. 102 00:04:42,216 --> 00:04:44,083 - Orgasm, all right. - Yeah, no, I mean, 103 00:04:44,135 --> 00:04:45,584 it's hard to know if you're having one or not, 104 00:04:45,636 --> 00:04:48,470 I think, so... You know. 105 00:04:48,506 --> 00:04:50,222 - Really? - Yes. 106 00:04:50,257 --> 00:04:54,510 Because I can't imagine not knowing that you had one 107 00:04:54,512 --> 00:04:56,011 if you had one. 108 00:04:56,063 --> 00:04:57,312 Oh, really? 109 00:04:57,348 --> 00:04:59,014 Oh, yes. 110 00:04:59,066 --> 00:05:00,349 I mean, the... 111 00:05:00,351 --> 00:05:05,571 the build up of the... of the energy, the warm, 112 00:05:05,606 --> 00:05:11,193 incredibly joyous energy that builds and builds and builds, 113 00:05:11,195 --> 00:05:14,163 and then it... and then it reaches this place where it stops, 114 00:05:14,198 --> 00:05:16,665 and you think it's gone, and you're like, "don't go away. 115 00:05:16,700 --> 00:05:18,033 don't go away." And then it... 116 00:05:18,085 --> 00:05:21,120 and then it crashes through, 117 00:05:21,172 --> 00:05:22,538 and it... it... 118 00:05:22,540 --> 00:05:24,506 it cascades in waves, and your... 119 00:05:24,542 --> 00:05:27,509 my vaginal walls were pulsing like a... 120 00:05:27,545 --> 00:05:29,628 Okay, it sounds like you need to see a doctor, 121 00:05:29,680 --> 00:05:31,463 'cause I don't know what that is. 122 00:05:31,515 --> 00:05:33,382 I mean, I've never experienced that. 123 00:05:33,384 --> 00:05:36,969 I mean, it's, you know, sex should be fulfilling, 124 00:05:37,021 --> 00:05:39,221 and then it's something to endure, 125 00:05:39,223 --> 00:05:42,191 and then it's over, and you get to shower. 126 00:05:44,305 --> 00:05:47,529 - Oh, I... I... - Yes. 127 00:05:47,565 --> 00:05:49,815 I'm sorry, I'm having... I had a very different... 128 00:05:49,867 --> 00:05:51,283 Well, you had a different experience. 129 00:05:51,318 --> 00:05:53,068 Yes. I'm sorry for you that you haven't 130 00:05:53,070 --> 00:05:54,736 felt what I felt, because I... I am... 131 00:05:54,738 --> 00:05:57,372 I think it was just built up, because you hadn't done it. 132 00:05:57,408 --> 00:06:00,292 Well, he had... he had many orgasms himself, 133 00:06:00,327 --> 00:06:03,712 he said more than he's ever had in his life in one... in an hour. 134 00:06:03,747 --> 00:06:06,248 Really? I don't know that that's possible with a man. 135 00:06:06,250 --> 00:06:07,466 He didn't think it was, either, 136 00:06:07,501 --> 00:06:08,884 and then something I did to him 137 00:06:08,919 --> 00:06:11,053 just made him explode and explode and explode 138 00:06:11,088 --> 00:06:13,138 and explode and explode over and over. 139 00:06:13,174 --> 00:06:14,890 Something you did? I don't know what... 140 00:06:14,925 --> 00:06:16,758 I don't know, but apparently I was very good at it. 141 00:06:16,760 --> 00:06:18,760 - It's hard to know. - It's... 142 00:06:18,762 --> 00:06:20,229 well, it's not when the thing, 143 00:06:20,264 --> 00:06:21,763 stuff comes out of the... the... 144 00:06:21,765 --> 00:06:22,764 when it comes out, you know it's out. 145 00:06:22,817 --> 00:06:24,650 Okay, all right. Yes. 146 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,435 And it kept coming out, 147 00:06:26,487 --> 00:06:28,487 and in an inordinate amount of times for... 148 00:06:28,522 --> 00:06:30,439 for a man. He said it was unusual for him. 149 00:06:30,441 --> 00:06:31,990 Well, you're very comfortable with this topic. 150 00:06:32,026 --> 00:06:34,159 I feel... I'm a changed woman, and I have... 151 00:06:34,195 --> 00:06:36,778 I am no longer worried about my honeymoon with Lionel. 152 00:06:36,831 --> 00:06:39,748 I know Lionel's gonna be a very, very happy man with me. 153 00:06:39,783 --> 00:06:41,667 D... right, except if... 154 00:06:41,702 --> 00:06:43,535 unless his son speaks to him. 155 00:06:43,587 --> 00:06:45,754 How do you know this all wasn't a ploy? 156 00:06:45,789 --> 00:06:48,207 That Ford wanted to get you into bed 157 00:06:48,259 --> 00:06:50,792 so that he can then run to his father and say, "okay, 158 00:06:50,794 --> 00:06:55,797 this woman you're going to marry is a... cheated on you with me." 159 00:06:55,850 --> 00:06:57,466 No, no. He wouldn't do that, first of all, 160 00:06:57,468 --> 00:06:58,851 because he's very trustworthy... 161 00:06:58,886 --> 00:07:00,302 - Oh, okay. - And I know... I know that he 162 00:07:00,354 --> 00:07:02,054 cares about me now that we've had our... 163 00:07:02,106 --> 00:07:03,639 we've had our moments together. 164 00:07:03,641 --> 00:07:06,225 And also, why would he want to tell his father 165 00:07:06,277 --> 00:07:08,310 and... and risk... run the risk of... of losing an inher... 166 00:07:08,362 --> 00:07:09,978 his inheritance by angering his father 167 00:07:10,030 --> 00:07:12,648 by telling him he slept with his future wife? 168 00:07:12,650 --> 00:07:14,066 - His fiancee? - Yes. 169 00:07:14,118 --> 00:07:15,984 But you don't have to be his future wife. 170 00:07:16,036 --> 00:07:19,655 The inheritance can be kept intact all for Ford 171 00:07:19,707 --> 00:07:22,407 - if you're eliminated, right? - Yes, but I... 172 00:07:22,459 --> 00:07:24,243 No, you're running a great risk. 173 00:07:24,295 --> 00:07:26,211 I said sleep with someone else, 174 00:07:26,247 --> 00:07:30,048 not meaning someone else in the family. 175 00:07:30,084 --> 00:07:32,251 I mean, this was a huge potential mistake. 176 00:07:32,303 --> 00:07:34,253 I th... what you need to do is let me... 177 00:07:34,305 --> 00:07:36,672 - Well, you have to help me. - Yes, I'm... I will offer... 178 00:07:36,674 --> 00:07:38,173 here's my suggestion. 179 00:07:38,175 --> 00:07:40,509 - I can speak with Lionel. - And say what? 180 00:07:40,511 --> 00:07:44,146 Well, I... maybe under the guise of I'm... 181 00:07:44,181 --> 00:07:47,766 I'm the new therapist for the school, okay, 182 00:07:47,818 --> 00:07:50,652 and he's a board member, so he's going to meet me 183 00:07:50,688 --> 00:07:52,070 and then recommend me to the board, all right? 184 00:07:52,106 --> 00:07:54,439 - All right. - And then I can talk to him 185 00:07:54,491 --> 00:07:57,576 as a therapist about, oh, your upcoming nuptials, 186 00:07:57,611 --> 00:07:58,944 and sometimes the exist... 187 00:07:58,996 --> 00:08:02,197 pre-existing children have feelings about it, 188 00:08:02,249 --> 00:08:04,283 and just be aware 189 00:08:04,335 --> 00:08:06,618 that your son 190 00:08:06,670 --> 00:08:08,287 could have hostile feelings 191 00:08:08,339 --> 00:08:10,122 and make things up... 192 00:08:10,174 --> 00:08:11,924 - Oh. Oh. - About your future wife. 193 00:08:11,959 --> 00:08:13,709 That... you know, put it in his head. 194 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,460 - That's maybe not a bad idea. - That whatever he might hear... 195 00:08:15,512 --> 00:08:17,296 - That's not a bad idea. - Will be made up and invented. 196 00:08:17,348 --> 00:08:18,880 - It's a lie. - That's a good idea. 197 00:08:18,882 --> 00:08:20,549 - I think that... - I will... 198 00:08:20,601 --> 00:08:24,636 I will set up a... a meeting for you and... and Lionel. 199 00:08:24,688 --> 00:08:26,021 - Yes. - Thank you. 200 00:08:26,056 --> 00:08:28,190 And then you cannot have sex with... 201 00:08:28,225 --> 00:08:29,808 I shouldn't think... I sh... but he's coming. 202 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:32,227 - What time is it? - What? 203 00:08:32,229 --> 00:08:33,895 - What time is it? - You can't have him coming. 204 00:08:33,897 --> 00:08:35,230 He's coming. He coming here in... 205 00:08:35,232 --> 00:08:37,065 - in five minutes. - Well, that's not... 206 00:08:37,067 --> 00:08:39,952 - I can't say no to him. - You... you have to say no. 207 00:08:39,987 --> 00:08:41,453 But I just want one more time. 208 00:08:41,488 --> 00:08:44,573 Just one... just one more, and then I will... 209 00:08:44,575 --> 00:08:46,074 if you want, you should... 210 00:08:46,126 --> 00:08:50,796 I'm telling you, he is the most stunning man. 211 00:08:50,831 --> 00:08:53,465 He is 6'4". He works out. 212 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:57,419 He has these... these... these blocks on his stomach, 213 00:08:57,471 --> 00:09:00,422 - like... like six blocks... - Abdominal muscles. 214 00:09:00,474 --> 00:09:04,893 And things down here he... he calls... what did he call them? 215 00:09:04,928 --> 00:09:07,229 - I don't know. - Um... 216 00:09:07,264 --> 00:09:09,314 Cum gutters. Cum gutters. 217 00:09:09,350 --> 00:09:11,099 Cum gutters, that's what he called... 218 00:09:11,151 --> 00:09:12,901 yes, but don't... you shouldn't say that. 219 00:09:12,936 --> 00:09:14,519 You... you must see. If you want to... 220 00:09:14,571 --> 00:09:16,772 if you just stay on here, he'll be here, 221 00:09:16,824 --> 00:09:18,523 - and you can watch him... - Oh, no. 222 00:09:18,575 --> 00:09:19,775 - And what we do to each other. - No. 223 00:09:19,777 --> 00:09:21,276 And you can learn from what we do. 224 00:09:21,328 --> 00:09:23,612 Thank you, I'm quite experienced enough. 225 00:09:23,614 --> 00:09:27,616 All right, but it sounds like you're not enjoying as much as... 226 00:09:27,668 --> 00:09:29,534 if you don't mind my saying, just listening to you... 227 00:09:29,586 --> 00:09:30,952 I think I enjoy it enough, 228 00:09:30,954 --> 00:09:33,038 as much as it can be enjoyed, or endured. 229 00:09:33,090 --> 00:09:34,756 He's... he's coming, so let me, um, 230 00:09:34,792 --> 00:09:36,842 I will talk to you next time. Okay. 231 00:09:36,877 --> 00:09:38,460 - All right. - All right, well good-bye then. 232 00:09:38,512 --> 00:09:39,711 - Ford? - Judy? 233 00:09:39,763 --> 00:09:40,929 - Oh, you didn't shut off... - Ford. 234 00:09:40,964 --> 00:09:42,597 - Where are you? - Over here. 235 00:09:42,633 --> 00:09:44,683 - I couldn't wait to see you. - Get those pants off. 236 00:09:44,718 --> 00:09:46,351 Take them down, right now. 237 00:09:46,387 --> 00:09:47,803 Put it in my mouth. Yeah, boss me. 238 00:09:47,805 --> 00:09:49,805 Put it in my mouth. 239 00:09:49,807 --> 00:09:50,889 Oh, my... 240 00:09:59,650 --> 00:10:03,251 Hello. It says that you're Casper Lee. 241 00:10:03,287 --> 00:10:05,320 Dr. Fiona Wallice. Nice to meet you. 242 00:10:05,322 --> 00:10:06,905 Hi, nice to see you again. 243 00:10:06,957 --> 00:10:09,241 - What, again? - Yeah. 244 00:10:09,293 --> 00:10:13,545 I was the emcee at the pinkeye ball, 245 00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:14,963 the style haul event, pinkeye. 246 00:10:14,998 --> 00:10:17,582 Oh, yes, the pink... you were the emcee. 247 00:10:17,634 --> 00:10:18,717 That's right. 248 00:10:18,752 --> 00:10:20,836 I was wondering, at the pinkeye ball. 249 00:10:20,888 --> 00:10:22,637 - You were very good! - Thank you. 250 00:10:22,673 --> 00:10:24,673 - Yes, I was wondering... - It was my first time. 251 00:10:24,725 --> 00:10:26,341 aren't there child labor laws about having, 252 00:10:26,393 --> 00:10:29,511 you know, someone so young be the emcee? 253 00:10:29,563 --> 00:10:31,063 - I'm 20. - Oh, whoa. 254 00:10:31,098 --> 00:10:33,348 Is that something you'd like to do when you grow up? 255 00:10:33,400 --> 00:10:35,267 - No. I've got other plans. - Oh, good for you. 256 00:10:35,319 --> 00:10:36,852 But it's just a favor I did for them. 257 00:10:36,854 --> 00:10:38,570 - A favor? - Yeah. 258 00:10:38,605 --> 00:10:40,856 Oh, that's an interesting way to look at the world. 259 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,357 All right. 260 00:10:42,359 --> 00:10:44,826 But very typical of your generation, 261 00:10:44,862 --> 00:10:47,362 that everything you do is sort of a favor 262 00:10:47,414 --> 00:10:49,748 that you're bestowing on the rest of the world, 263 00:10:49,783 --> 00:10:51,700 - your mere existence. - Thank you. 264 00:10:51,702 --> 00:10:53,869 You look like quite the confident lady, yourself. 265 00:10:53,871 --> 00:10:56,788 I am. Well, I'm a mental health professional, 266 00:10:56,840 --> 00:10:59,925 so that's what I bestow to people. 267 00:10:59,960 --> 00:11:01,460 Yeah, delicious. 268 00:11:01,512 --> 00:11:03,595 Um, so I have some bad news. 269 00:11:03,630 --> 00:11:06,131 We can no longer do the makeover with Nina. 270 00:11:06,183 --> 00:11:08,717 Oh, you're calling officially? 271 00:11:08,769 --> 00:11:10,886 - Okay, yeah. - I mean, you know. 272 00:11:10,888 --> 00:11:13,021 I thought you wanted counseling. 273 00:11:13,056 --> 00:11:16,858 No. Why, do you think I have problems? 274 00:11:16,894 --> 00:11:19,060 No, I don't... I don't... I don't know. 275 00:11:19,062 --> 00:11:21,113 I thought that's why you were calling... 276 00:11:21,148 --> 00:11:22,898 - Well... - you know, but you seem to be 277 00:11:22,900 --> 00:11:26,401 very confident and, you know, maybe you're in over your head. 278 00:11:26,453 --> 00:11:28,203 - I don't know. - I mean, 279 00:11:28,238 --> 00:11:29,821 - everyone's got problems, like... - Right. 280 00:11:29,873 --> 00:11:31,573 I personally don't have that many, 281 00:11:31,625 --> 00:11:34,709 but I was bullied at one point in my life. 282 00:11:34,745 --> 00:11:36,828 - You were bloodied? - N... bullied. 283 00:11:36,880 --> 00:11:39,498 Bullied? Oh, the accent, I have trouble sometimes. 284 00:11:39,550 --> 00:11:40,715 Oh, okay. 285 00:11:40,751 --> 00:11:42,467 I feel like you're bullying me now. 286 00:11:42,503 --> 00:11:44,336 No, I was asking a question, 287 00:11:44,388 --> 00:11:46,922 so who knows the nature of the bullying 288 00:11:46,974 --> 00:11:48,140 you think you experienced? 289 00:11:48,175 --> 00:11:49,674 Maybe it wasn't bullying at all. 290 00:11:49,726 --> 00:11:52,093 Maybe someone was saying, "how are you?" 291 00:11:52,095 --> 00:11:53,645 And you took it the wrong way. 292 00:11:53,680 --> 00:11:56,097 Look, they can understand me at my own school, 293 00:11:56,150 --> 00:11:57,599 and I can understand them. You're the one 294 00:11:57,601 --> 00:12:00,435 who can't understand what I'm saying. 295 00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,188 That last sentence was the only one I understood. 296 00:12:03,240 --> 00:12:06,741 Um, so, yeah, she can't do the makeover anymore, 297 00:12:06,777 --> 00:12:09,110 and I just wanted to tell you your other options. 298 00:12:09,112 --> 00:12:12,447 She can't do the makeover? Why on earth can't she? 299 00:12:12,449 --> 00:12:14,449 She doesn't have to do anything, so... 300 00:12:14,501 --> 00:12:15,784 She's Nina Garcia. 301 00:12:15,836 --> 00:12:17,619 But we... we've decided that 302 00:12:17,671 --> 00:12:21,673 we no longer want you to be in the same room as her. 303 00:12:21,708 --> 00:12:24,125 Oh. "We've deci... " who are we? 304 00:12:24,178 --> 00:12:26,511 - The pinkeye ball foundation. - Uh-huh. 305 00:12:26,547 --> 00:12:29,798 So we are... we are offering you a few other options. 306 00:12:29,800 --> 00:12:31,800 I wanted to know which you'd be interested in. 307 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:35,971 One is a toaster and a cooking lesson with... 308 00:12:36,023 --> 00:12:39,858 I think it is a real housewife of New York, 309 00:12:39,893 --> 00:12:41,142 from New York, whatever that is. 310 00:12:41,195 --> 00:12:43,862 - No, absolutely not. - No? 311 00:12:43,897 --> 00:12:46,448 No. I want my makeover. 312 00:12:46,483 --> 00:12:49,651 Because that's the one I bid on and won. 313 00:12:49,703 --> 00:12:52,237 Yeah, but you... we don't have that for you anymore. 314 00:12:52,289 --> 00:12:56,908 Well, you have to, because we have a binding contract. 315 00:12:56,960 --> 00:12:58,243 I don't think it works like that. 316 00:12:58,295 --> 00:12:59,878 - Uh, we have... - How would you know? 317 00:12:59,913 --> 00:13:01,413 You haven't been alive long enough 318 00:13:01,465 --> 00:13:04,716 to know how anything works. 319 00:13:04,751 --> 00:13:06,668 Uh... 320 00:13:06,720 --> 00:13:08,587 It's a compliment about how young you are. 321 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:09,838 - Thank you. - Yeah. 322 00:13:09,840 --> 00:13:12,057 I... well, I wasn't offended. 323 00:13:12,092 --> 00:13:14,142 You're older, a lot older than I am, 324 00:13:14,177 --> 00:13:16,344 so that must be quite an insecurity 325 00:13:16,396 --> 00:13:19,180 you have... aging all the time. It must suck. 326 00:13:19,182 --> 00:13:21,983 Well, you're aging all the time, as well. 327 00:13:22,019 --> 00:13:23,568 Yeah. Like, if... if... 328 00:13:23,604 --> 00:13:25,237 That's one of the miracles of being alive. 329 00:13:25,272 --> 00:13:26,855 Yeah. If we were, like, if we were two trains racing 330 00:13:26,907 --> 00:13:30,325 somewhere, you would be a lot closer to the end. 331 00:13:30,360 --> 00:13:32,160 Depends on lifestyle, doesn't it? 332 00:13:32,195 --> 00:13:34,362 - So, like, like, I'm back here. - Right. 333 00:13:34,364 --> 00:13:38,283 You're very far in front, about to hit a... 334 00:13:38,335 --> 00:13:40,535 Your... but your train could crash. 335 00:13:40,587 --> 00:13:42,087 An impending death. What? 336 00:13:42,122 --> 00:13:43,171 No, I mean, I'm not... no. 337 00:13:43,206 --> 00:13:44,539 - That's rude of me. - Yeah. 338 00:13:44,591 --> 00:13:46,174 Okay, yes, I'm older, 339 00:13:46,209 --> 00:13:49,010 and if things go as they should, 340 00:13:49,046 --> 00:13:50,178 I should die before you. 341 00:13:50,213 --> 00:13:52,213 Very good observation. 342 00:13:52,215 --> 00:13:54,549 That's what we're supposed to do with your generation, right? 343 00:13:54,551 --> 00:13:57,018 Good job, buddy. Yeah. 344 00:13:57,054 --> 00:13:58,019 You're such a bitch. 345 00:13:58,055 --> 00:14:00,138 I didn't hear you. 346 00:14:00,190 --> 00:14:02,941 The other option we have, 347 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,476 which I think you'll really enjoy... 348 00:14:04,528 --> 00:14:08,229 - Oh. - Um, two tickets to sea world. 349 00:14:08,282 --> 00:14:09,948 - No, I don't like that one... - No. 350 00:14:09,983 --> 00:14:11,616 Because I don't like how they treat their animals, but... 351 00:14:11,652 --> 00:14:13,535 Right, that's why I don't, either. 352 00:14:13,570 --> 00:14:15,236 Good. I'm glad we could agree on something. 353 00:14:15,238 --> 00:14:17,405 - Yes. - A free consultation 354 00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:21,626 with Steven Freedman, an "ophthalmnologist." 355 00:14:21,662 --> 00:14:22,961 He's quite good. 356 00:14:22,996 --> 00:14:25,297 Oh. No. 357 00:14:25,332 --> 00:14:27,248 I don't... my vision's perfect. 358 00:14:27,301 --> 00:14:29,751 I'm gonna keep my makeover. 359 00:14:29,753 --> 00:14:32,587 I thought that was something to do with like, feet. 360 00:14:32,589 --> 00:14:36,641 You got ophthalmology and podiatry confused? 361 00:14:36,677 --> 00:14:38,259 No, you're right. Make fun of older people 362 00:14:38,261 --> 00:14:39,761 'cause we don't know anything. 363 00:14:39,763 --> 00:14:41,096 Nina was right about you. 364 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:43,181 What? 365 00:14:43,233 --> 00:14:45,016 So, pole dancing lessons. 366 00:14:45,068 --> 00:14:46,685 Boxing lessons? 367 00:14:46,737 --> 00:14:48,103 Pole dancing lessons. 368 00:14:48,105 --> 00:14:49,237 Pole dancing lessons. 369 00:14:49,272 --> 00:14:51,272 Oh, no, I don't... - No? 370 00:14:51,325 --> 00:14:53,024 - I have a husband. - Okay. 371 00:14:53,076 --> 00:14:54,526 I have a husband. 372 00:14:54,578 --> 00:14:56,828 He's a judge, so I just have to 373 00:14:56,863 --> 00:14:59,781 warn you that while I'm having fun 374 00:14:59,833 --> 00:15:02,200 going over what the other options might be, 375 00:15:02,252 --> 00:15:05,920 I fully intend to keep the prize that I won, that... 376 00:15:05,956 --> 00:15:07,789 we basically have a contract. 377 00:15:07,791 --> 00:15:12,210 And my husband and I have no problem suing if we need to. 378 00:15:12,262 --> 00:15:13,712 That's very american of you. 379 00:15:13,764 --> 00:15:16,047 So I won it. I want it. 380 00:15:16,099 --> 00:15:17,215 I think we're done now. 381 00:15:17,267 --> 00:15:20,185 Good luck to you in school. 382 00:15:24,708 --> 00:15:26,207 Oh, hello, April. 383 00:15:26,243 --> 00:15:28,143 Oh, hi. Hi, Fiona. 384 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:31,212 - Hi. - How are... hi. 385 00:15:31,248 --> 00:15:32,847 How are... you look lovely today. 386 00:15:32,883 --> 00:15:34,783 Oh, you know, you're very sweet. 387 00:15:34,818 --> 00:15:36,751 I... I'm a little, um, 388 00:15:36,787 --> 00:15:39,070 I just get so nervous every time I... I talk to you. 389 00:15:39,122 --> 00:15:41,740 - Oh, isn't that sweet? - No, it's true, and... 390 00:15:41,792 --> 00:15:43,291 - and you're... - I've heard that before. 391 00:15:43,326 --> 00:15:44,826 - Thank you. - I bet you have. 392 00:15:44,878 --> 00:15:47,162 I hear wonderful things about you, too. 393 00:15:47,214 --> 00:15:48,880 You're an excellent law clerk, you know? 394 00:15:48,915 --> 00:15:50,999 - You really know your stuff. - Oh, thank you. 395 00:15:51,001 --> 00:15:52,751 - That's very nice of you to say. - And then I also need to thank 396 00:15:52,803 --> 00:15:55,003 you for taking such good care of Kip. 397 00:15:55,005 --> 00:15:59,841 The gifts he sends me nowadays are really wonderful. 398 00:15:59,843 --> 00:16:01,509 I love this. 399 00:16:01,511 --> 00:16:03,511 I can't remember where I got that one. 400 00:16:03,563 --> 00:16:05,680 That's okay, I'm just... I'm happy you got it. 401 00:16:05,682 --> 00:16:07,849 Oh, you're very sweet. 402 00:16:07,901 --> 00:16:10,351 Um, I can't believe that he told you all that stuff about me. 403 00:16:10,353 --> 00:16:13,655 That's so sweet. That's so... so funny, wow. 404 00:16:13,690 --> 00:16:16,324 - Well, just the, "she's sharp." - Sharp? 405 00:16:16,359 --> 00:16:17,859 He thought you were sharp, yeah, 406 00:16:17,861 --> 00:16:19,160 that you know your stuff, yeah. 407 00:16:19,196 --> 00:16:20,745 That's funny 'cause, um, 408 00:16:20,781 --> 00:16:22,781 you know, he... he bit my finger the other day, 409 00:16:22,833 --> 00:16:25,200 and I said, "your teeth are so sharp." 410 00:16:25,202 --> 00:16:27,368 Oh. He bit your finger? Why? 411 00:16:27,421 --> 00:16:28,753 Well, it was a... it was a joking thing. 412 00:16:28,789 --> 00:16:30,872 - You know how funny he is. - Oh, no... 413 00:16:30,874 --> 00:16:33,708 I don't... I don't know that side of him, but we're married, 414 00:16:33,760 --> 00:16:36,428 - so you don't see every side. - Oh, it gets, yeah. 415 00:16:36,463 --> 00:16:38,713 I... I think with marriage it gets a bit stale. 416 00:16:38,715 --> 00:16:40,381 Although you should have a brighter attitude. 417 00:16:40,434 --> 00:16:42,717 You just got engaged, did you not? 418 00:16:42,719 --> 00:16:44,052 - I did. - Yes, well... 419 00:16:44,054 --> 00:16:46,137 - I did. Hello. - Best wishes. 420 00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:47,889 - Oh, that's pretty. - Yeah. 421 00:16:47,891 --> 00:16:49,774 - Yeah, he's... he's nice. - Yeah. 422 00:16:49,810 --> 00:16:51,443 He's very nice. He doesn't care that I work a lot, 423 00:16:51,478 --> 00:16:53,061 so that works out really well. 424 00:16:53,063 --> 00:16:54,646 - That's wonderful. - 'Cause I... yeah, yeah. 425 00:16:54,698 --> 00:16:56,731 Yes, 'cause men can be very threatened 426 00:16:56,783 --> 00:16:59,234 when a woman's working, you know? 427 00:16:59,286 --> 00:17:01,786 - They can be. - Wow, see, you're so smart. 428 00:17:01,822 --> 00:17:03,238 I never would have thought of that. 429 00:17:03,240 --> 00:17:04,539 No, I know what I'm doing. 430 00:17:04,574 --> 00:17:05,957 - But you'll get there. - Oh, I'm... 431 00:17:05,992 --> 00:17:08,159 What is your fiance... 432 00:17:08,211 --> 00:17:10,245 - Phil. - Phil? 433 00:17:10,247 --> 00:17:11,296 Yeah, no, Phil. 434 00:17:11,331 --> 00:17:12,914 Phil is great. 435 00:17:12,966 --> 00:17:14,215 - Yeah? - He's ver... he's very sweet. 436 00:17:14,251 --> 00:17:16,301 He's, yeah, no, he's very nice. 437 00:17:16,336 --> 00:17:18,086 I like him very, very much. I do. 438 00:17:18,088 --> 00:17:19,587 Well, that's good that you like him. 439 00:17:19,589 --> 00:17:21,756 Well, no, I mean, I guess I love him, right. 440 00:17:21,758 --> 00:17:23,141 I love him. I meant to say love. 441 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:25,093 - I said like, but I meant love. - How wonderful. 442 00:17:25,145 --> 00:17:27,061 - What does he do? - You know, 443 00:17:27,097 --> 00:17:28,563 I don't really know what he does. 444 00:17:28,598 --> 00:17:30,064 I could never really figure it out. 445 00:17:30,100 --> 00:17:31,316 - Huh. Really? - But I decided that it... 446 00:17:31,351 --> 00:17:32,934 it doesn't really matter. 447 00:17:32,986 --> 00:17:35,320 Um, but he goes somewhere. 448 00:17:35,355 --> 00:17:37,822 It always kind of reminds me of the little goblins 449 00:17:37,858 --> 00:17:39,107 in Harry Potter. 450 00:17:39,109 --> 00:17:41,276 You know, like a... like in the bank. 451 00:17:41,278 --> 00:17:42,327 - Oh. - Maybe... 452 00:17:42,362 --> 00:17:43,328 maybe he works in a bank. 453 00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:44,445 - I don't know. - Okay. 454 00:17:44,498 --> 00:17:45,947 So he tells you what he does, 455 00:17:45,949 --> 00:17:47,782 and you think of gremlins? 456 00:17:47,784 --> 00:17:49,250 No, goblins. They're goblins. 457 00:17:49,286 --> 00:17:52,287 And you conjure the image of goblins? 458 00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:53,288 Yeah. 459 00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,123 Anyway, I... I should... 460 00:17:55,175 --> 00:17:57,592 I've been just blabbing on and on and on and on about me. 461 00:17:57,627 --> 00:18:00,211 Well, I've asked you, so that's how that happened. 462 00:18:00,263 --> 00:18:01,296 - Oh. - Yeah. 463 00:18:01,298 --> 00:18:03,097 So I got you tickets. 464 00:18:03,133 --> 00:18:05,967 - Oh. You're like a wizard, or... - I am. 465 00:18:05,969 --> 00:18:07,468 - I love making people happy. - Yes. 466 00:18:07,470 --> 00:18:10,021 So I got you tickets to the museum opening, 467 00:18:10,056 --> 00:18:12,473 and I also got you a reservation at Gepetto's, and... 468 00:18:12,526 --> 00:18:14,058 Oh, wonderful. 469 00:18:14,110 --> 00:18:15,944 I think it's very important, though, 470 00:18:15,979 --> 00:18:19,814 and I... excuse me for being a pain in the... in the butt, 471 00:18:19,866 --> 00:18:23,284 but he really needs to order the gluten-free pasta. 472 00:18:23,320 --> 00:18:24,819 It's very important for his health. 473 00:18:24,871 --> 00:18:26,821 - Why? - Well, he has celiac disease. 474 00:18:26,873 --> 00:18:28,323 Really? Celiac disease? 475 00:18:28,325 --> 00:18:29,958 Are you sure? 'Cause I think, 476 00:18:29,993 --> 00:18:31,993 to me, that's just one of those things that people, 477 00:18:32,045 --> 00:18:34,329 "oh, I can't have gluten," so they can get more attention. 478 00:18:34,381 --> 00:18:35,747 - Oh, no. - I don't know that it's 479 00:18:35,799 --> 00:18:37,966 - a real disease. - No, this is very serious. 480 00:18:38,001 --> 00:18:40,168 Oh, so that's why we're going to Gepetto's... 481 00:18:40,220 --> 00:18:41,419 - They have the... - because they have 482 00:18:41,471 --> 00:18:43,171 a gluten-free menu for Kip? 483 00:18:43,223 --> 00:18:44,639 - Yeah. - Okay. 484 00:18:44,674 --> 00:18:46,140 Yeah, well, they have a very good pasta there. 485 00:18:46,176 --> 00:18:48,927 It's not as, um, you know, like, like... 486 00:18:48,979 --> 00:18:50,929 - Gummy? - Yeah. 487 00:18:50,981 --> 00:18:53,264 Well, that's nice that Kip has you to look out for him. 488 00:18:53,316 --> 00:18:54,432 Yeah, well, you know how he is. 489 00:18:54,484 --> 00:18:57,435 When he's hungry, he's hangry. 490 00:18:57,487 --> 00:18:59,070 Oh, it's a new word. 491 00:18:59,105 --> 00:19:00,521 It's... it's a young word. 492 00:19:00,523 --> 00:19:02,490 I think all the young people are saying it now. 493 00:19:02,525 --> 00:19:04,943 Okay, yeah, so he's hangry. 494 00:19:04,995 --> 00:19:07,996 Well, when he gets hangry, whoo, watch out. 495 00:19:08,031 --> 00:19:09,247 - You know, he's so cute. - Oh. 496 00:19:09,282 --> 00:19:10,949 His face gets a little red. 497 00:19:11,001 --> 00:19:12,083 He's adorable. 498 00:19:12,118 --> 00:19:14,085 He's... he's so cute. 499 00:19:16,539 --> 00:19:18,122 That's... 500 00:19:18,174 --> 00:19:20,124 - are you okay? - I'm fine. 501 00:19:20,176 --> 00:19:21,843 No, I'm fine, I'm just, I'm... I'm listening. 502 00:19:21,878 --> 00:19:23,044 You seemed a little startled, 503 00:19:23,046 --> 00:19:24,379 or something. 504 00:19:24,381 --> 00:19:26,965 Um, no, just sort of a realization that, 505 00:19:27,017 --> 00:19:32,353 you know, perhaps you are developing feelings for Kip. 506 00:19:32,389 --> 00:19:34,955 - Well, I do love Kip. I do. I love him. - Yes. 507 00:19:34,975 --> 00:19:36,190 He's, like, my boss. 508 00:19:36,226 --> 00:19:37,942 I mean, of course I care about him. 509 00:19:37,978 --> 00:19:39,444 That's my job, to care about him. 510 00:19:39,479 --> 00:19:41,279 But to care about his... 511 00:19:41,314 --> 00:19:44,065 that his, you know, needs are being seen to. 512 00:19:44,067 --> 00:19:49,370 But I suspect that you actually care deeply about Kip, 513 00:19:49,406 --> 00:19:52,290 that you are, in fact, in love with Kip. 514 00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:55,376 That's what I see. 515 00:19:55,412 --> 00:19:56,911 - Oh. - Right? 516 00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,914 Because you notice every little thing about him. 517 00:19:59,966 --> 00:20:03,635 You... you rush to service his every little need. 518 00:20:03,670 --> 00:20:05,303 No, but that's my job. That's my job. 519 00:20:05,338 --> 00:20:06,471 I am not in love with him. 520 00:20:06,506 --> 00:20:08,089 That is not true, Fiona. You are... 521 00:20:08,141 --> 00:20:10,091 I know you're a very smart, intelligent therapist, 522 00:20:10,093 --> 00:20:12,093 but this is not true. I am not in love with him. 523 00:20:12,095 --> 00:20:14,345 I am engaged to be married to somebody. 524 00:20:14,397 --> 00:20:15,430 His name's Phil. 525 00:20:15,432 --> 00:20:16,431 Phi... oh, right, Phil. 526 00:20:16,483 --> 00:20:18,399 - Phil. - Right. 527 00:20:18,435 --> 00:20:20,184 No, you're getting me... you're getting me all confused. 528 00:20:20,236 --> 00:20:21,352 I am in love with Phil, 529 00:20:21,404 --> 00:20:24,405 and I am not in love with Kippy. 530 00:20:24,441 --> 00:20:25,907 Oh. 531 00:20:25,942 --> 00:20:28,609 Oh, it's all starting to make sense. 532 00:20:28,662 --> 00:20:30,578 Listen, it's okay, all right? 533 00:20:30,613 --> 00:20:32,530 I'm just letting you know that it's just something 534 00:20:32,582 --> 00:20:34,248 you should be aware of. 535 00:20:34,284 --> 00:20:35,616 - That's all. - Yeah. 536 00:20:35,669 --> 00:20:36,951 - That's all. - I'm going to quit. 537 00:20:36,953 --> 00:20:38,619 - What? No. - No, I'm going to quit. 538 00:20:38,621 --> 00:20:40,588 I'm going to quit. I'm ing to pack my things. 539 00:20:40,623 --> 00:20:42,507 I am not going to bring any kind 540 00:20:42,542 --> 00:20:44,959 of badness or scandal to this office. 541 00:20:45,011 --> 00:20:46,594 - I can't do that to him. - Please discuss it first. 542 00:20:46,629 --> 00:20:48,713 I can't do that to Kip, to his honor. 543 00:20:48,765 --> 00:20:50,715 Don't... just... you don't have to. 544 00:20:50,767 --> 00:20:52,717 You don't have... you're very valuable, all right? 545 00:20:52,769 --> 00:20:55,970 I mean, just the things you do for me alone are very valuable. 546 00:20:55,972 --> 00:20:57,055 - Okay. - I told you, I'm fine. 547 00:20:57,107 --> 00:20:58,056 It's okay with me. 548 00:20:58,108 --> 00:20:59,474 You don't need to quit. 549 00:20:59,526 --> 00:21:01,275 But do you think that's the reason why, 550 00:21:01,311 --> 00:21:03,311 when I'm having sex with my fiance, 551 00:21:03,363 --> 00:21:05,279 I suddenly say, 552 00:21:05,315 --> 00:21:08,316 "Kip"? 553 00:21:15,392 --> 00:21:16,691 Hi, Judith. 554 00:21:16,726 --> 00:21:18,259 - Fiona. - Yes. 555 00:21:18,294 --> 00:21:19,427 Nice to hear from you. 556 00:21:19,462 --> 00:21:20,628 Oh, good. Good to see you. 557 00:21:20,663 --> 00:21:22,030 - You look well. - Thank you. 558 00:21:22,065 --> 00:21:23,264 Listen, I haven't heard from Lionel. 559 00:21:23,299 --> 00:21:24,732 I tried... I left a message, 560 00:21:24,768 --> 00:21:26,667 and I haven't heard back so I could talk to him 561 00:21:26,703 --> 00:21:30,171 about, you know, my involvement in the school as the therapist, 562 00:21:30,173 --> 00:21:33,224 and then also laying in that thing about his son 563 00:21:33,259 --> 00:21:35,676 might be a little prickly and make up lies about you. 564 00:21:35,678 --> 00:21:37,095 Well, there's a good reason for that. 565 00:21:37,147 --> 00:21:38,930 - Oh. - And I'm... I apologize, 566 00:21:38,982 --> 00:21:41,232 but some things have transpired that I... 567 00:21:41,267 --> 00:21:42,817 - I should tell you about. - Oh. 568 00:21:42,852 --> 00:21:47,488 Um, I decided to come clean to Lionel and... 569 00:21:47,524 --> 00:21:50,858 and tell him the truth 570 00:21:50,910 --> 00:21:55,079 about the fact that I slept with somebody else. 571 00:21:55,115 --> 00:21:57,115 - Oh. - I felt dishonest. 572 00:21:57,167 --> 00:21:59,784 I didn't want to walk down the aisle with this dishonesty, 573 00:21:59,836 --> 00:22:01,369 and I just told him that I was... 574 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:04,505 I was... I was embarrassed that I was a virgin, 575 00:22:04,541 --> 00:22:05,706 and I didn't want to... 576 00:22:05,759 --> 00:22:07,542 to displease him, 577 00:22:07,544 --> 00:22:10,378 and I... I wanted to make sure that he would be happy with me, 578 00:22:10,380 --> 00:22:11,679 so I got nervous, 579 00:22:11,714 --> 00:22:14,599 and I decided to sleep with someone else first. 580 00:22:14,634 --> 00:22:17,635 And I... and he said, "who?" 581 00:22:17,687 --> 00:22:19,387 And I said, well, I kind of, 582 00:22:19,389 --> 00:22:22,056 I told him... I told him it was a pizza delivery guy, 583 00:22:22,058 --> 00:22:23,224 and I even proved it to him 'cause 584 00:22:23,276 --> 00:22:25,143 I showed him the black negligee 585 00:22:25,195 --> 00:22:27,028 that had pizza stains all over it from when I, you know, 586 00:22:27,063 --> 00:22:28,396 - when I ordered the pizza... - Oh. 587 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,531 And... and ate it in the black negligee 588 00:22:30,567 --> 00:22:32,700 but never actually consummated that. 589 00:22:32,735 --> 00:22:35,069 But... but... so it's off? The marriage is off? 590 00:22:35,121 --> 00:22:36,571 No, no, he forgave me. 591 00:22:36,623 --> 00:22:38,122 He completely forgave me, gave me these 592 00:22:38,158 --> 00:22:41,325 beautiful ruby earrings with diamonds. 593 00:22:41,377 --> 00:22:42,827 - Oh. - He... he forgave me. 594 00:22:42,879 --> 00:22:46,214 He totally understood and loves me even more for being 595 00:22:46,249 --> 00:22:47,799 honest with him, and... 596 00:22:47,834 --> 00:22:49,383 Oh, that's lucky. 597 00:22:49,419 --> 00:22:51,886 Yes. Plus, I... I showed him a few things 598 00:22:51,921 --> 00:22:54,589 that I had learned sleeping with this other man, 599 00:22:54,591 --> 00:22:57,842 and he was very grateful. 600 00:22:57,894 --> 00:22:59,677 - Oh, okay. - Very happy, so... 601 00:22:59,729 --> 00:23:01,262 Well, that's good. Phew. 602 00:23:01,264 --> 00:23:02,680 - Dodged a bullet, huh? - Yes, yes, yes. 603 00:23:02,732 --> 00:23:04,182 I guess he's so competitive, 604 00:23:04,234 --> 00:23:06,651 a pizza delivery guy is not really, you know. 605 00:23:06,686 --> 00:23:07,735 It was not chal... 606 00:23:07,770 --> 00:23:09,353 he wasn't threatened by that. 607 00:23:09,405 --> 00:23:10,605 - Right. - And he forgave me, and I'm... 608 00:23:10,657 --> 00:23:12,156 I'm... so I'm... I'm all set. 609 00:23:12,192 --> 00:23:13,908 - Well, that's lucky. - I'm very happy, so... 610 00:23:13,943 --> 00:23:15,827 - That's great. Okay. - So I got to get going, so... 611 00:23:15,862 --> 00:23:18,529 Okay, but now I'm all set to then, you know, 612 00:23:18,581 --> 00:23:21,199 be the therapist for the Frick School, 613 00:23:21,251 --> 00:23:24,252 so any time you want to set up that meeting with Lionel 614 00:23:24,287 --> 00:23:27,455 so he can recommend me to the board, I'm... I'm available. 615 00:23:27,507 --> 00:23:29,340 Okay, um, something else you should know. 616 00:23:29,375 --> 00:23:30,541 Oh. 617 00:23:30,593 --> 00:23:33,377 Unfortunately, I... 618 00:23:33,429 --> 00:23:38,132 well, he wanted to know how I came up with such an idea 619 00:23:38,184 --> 00:23:40,101 and why I would think that he wouldn't 620 00:23:40,136 --> 00:23:42,553 want me because I was a virgin, 621 00:23:42,605 --> 00:23:45,640 and so I told him 622 00:23:45,642 --> 00:23:51,229 that I enlisted the help of a therapist online 623 00:23:51,281 --> 00:23:53,948 - by the name of Fiona Wallice. - Oh. 624 00:23:53,983 --> 00:23:56,317 And so he's not very happy with you, 625 00:23:56,319 --> 00:23:58,819 and I don't think he would want to hear from you, frankly. 626 00:23:58,872 --> 00:24:01,989 What? Really? He's mad at me? 627 00:24:01,991 --> 00:24:03,658 - For manipulating me. - You're a darling 628 00:24:03,710 --> 00:24:05,710 for sleeping with someone else, but I'm a villain? 629 00:24:05,745 --> 00:24:07,662 Well, you took advantage of... you took advantage of me. 630 00:24:07,664 --> 00:24:08,880 I was a naive virgin. 631 00:24:08,915 --> 00:24:10,498 You manipulated me. 632 00:24:10,500 --> 00:24:13,084 You made me think he wouldn't love me 633 00:24:13,136 --> 00:24:15,753 because I didn't have any sexual experience, 634 00:24:15,805 --> 00:24:17,588 and that was actually, 635 00:24:17,640 --> 00:24:19,507 you know, it wasn't quite true. 636 00:24:19,509 --> 00:24:21,809 So he is not really... 637 00:24:21,844 --> 00:24:23,227 you're not his favorite person. 638 00:24:23,263 --> 00:24:25,396 Well, you didn't have to tell him in that way. 639 00:24:25,431 --> 00:24:27,515 If you saw thing were going sour for me, 640 00:24:27,567 --> 00:24:29,016 you could have helped me. 641 00:24:29,068 --> 00:24:31,018 I'm sorry, but you weren't there for me. 642 00:24:31,070 --> 00:24:32,403 - Well, I'm... - You weren't there for me, 643 00:24:32,438 --> 00:24:34,021 - Judith. - But we've only just met. 644 00:24:34,073 --> 00:24:35,189 - That's not nice. - You're really not... 645 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:36,357 I was trying to be there 646 00:24:36,409 --> 00:24:38,359 for myself and my ture and my marriage. 647 00:24:38,411 --> 00:24:39,860 Well, I was there for you, and you weren't there for me, 648 00:24:39,913 --> 00:24:41,195 and you know what? That's just the way... 649 00:24:41,247 --> 00:24:42,530 What do I owe you, though, really? 650 00:24:42,532 --> 00:24:45,416 I don't understand what I owe... 651 00:24:45,451 --> 00:24:48,202 Well, therapy's a two-way street, all right? 652 00:24:48,254 --> 00:24:51,005 I... I see what you got, but what did I get? 653 00:24:51,040 --> 00:24:53,457 - I might call him up, all right? - Oh, really? 654 00:24:53,509 --> 00:24:55,876 And let him know who you actually did sleep with. 655 00:24:55,929 --> 00:24:57,845 Don't forget the things that I know. 656 00:24:57,880 --> 00:24:59,880 Oh. Oh, no, I didn't, because I actually took a page 657 00:24:59,933 --> 00:25:02,600 from... from your playbook, 658 00:25:02,635 --> 00:25:04,602 and I told him 659 00:25:04,637 --> 00:25:07,688 that you would probably be very irate when you found out 660 00:25:07,724 --> 00:25:10,808 that you lost possible business at the Frick School, 661 00:25:10,860 --> 00:25:12,893 and you might call him up and... and... 662 00:25:12,946 --> 00:25:15,229 and throw around accusations, 663 00:25:15,281 --> 00:25:17,365 crazy ones, such as, you know, 664 00:25:17,400 --> 00:25:18,733 that might have slept with... 665 00:25:18,785 --> 00:25:20,901 with... with his son, 666 00:25:20,903 --> 00:25:23,404 or, you know, make strange accusations like that. 667 00:25:23,406 --> 00:25:26,824 I said to not be surprised by that, so thank you for that. 668 00:25:26,876 --> 00:25:28,659 You gave me... you gave me that, 669 00:25:28,711 --> 00:25:29,994 and I think it's... 670 00:25:30,046 --> 00:25:32,964 it worked, so you probably won't... 671 00:25:32,999 --> 00:25:34,999 he won't be listening to what you have to say. 672 00:25:35,051 --> 00:25:36,500 - Great, all right. - So I'm sorry. 673 00:25:36,552 --> 00:25:38,803 So you have everything, and I have nothing. 674 00:25:38,838 --> 00:25:40,755 - Well... - That's not fair. 675 00:25:40,757 --> 00:25:43,808 You have my deep, heartfelt thanks. 676 00:25:43,843 --> 00:25:46,260 Oh, that's worth a lot. 677 00:25:46,312 --> 00:25:50,859 Or perhaps a seat at the wedding in the back? 678 00:25:53,319 --> 00:25:55,603 I've got a lovely sweatshirt 679 00:25:55,655 --> 00:25:58,022 with the Frick Girls Academy on it. 680 00:25:58,074 --> 00:25:59,940 It's a hoodie. 681 00:25:59,942 --> 00:26:03,194 - No, this isn't... - all right. 682 00:26:03,246 --> 00:26:07,198 I could teach you how to have "orgisms." 683 00:26:07,250 --> 00:26:11,285 Really don't think that... All right. 684 00:26:17,163 --> 00:26:18,959 - The "orgism." - What? 685 00:26:18,961 --> 00:26:20,961 The "orgism." 686 00:26:28,604 --> 00:26:29,687 I'm so sorry. 687 00:26:31,474 --> 00:26:33,494 I'm so sorry. 688 00:26:38,481 --> 00:26:41,565 Anyway, there's just some things sliding down around me. 689 00:26:45,150 --> 00:26:47,488 Oh, sounds like the room is having "orgisms." 690 00:26:47,490 --> 00:26:52,281 Really, it... this does look like a giant vagina that I'm... 691 00:26:55,331 --> 00:26:57,798 - No, you know, hanging up. - Gotta... 692 00:26:57,834 --> 00:26:59,967 It's just like... yeah. 693 00:27:00,002 --> 00:27:02,136 So if you... you see my finger there. 694 00:27:02,171 --> 00:27:04,805 Well, that's it. Now... now... now you're indicating. 695 00:27:04,841 --> 00:27:07,675 Well, that's... that's... 696 00:27:08,113 --> 00:27:11,315 sync and corrected by ninh 52853

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