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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,879 --> 00:00:02,429 - Previously on "Web Therapy"... - That's my name. 2 00:00:02,464 --> 00:00:04,097 I'm still in the Witness Protection. 3 00:00:04,132 --> 00:00:06,299 Yes. Good, oh good. 4 00:00:06,351 --> 00:00:08,968 Still, I'm living in... Montana. 5 00:00:09,020 --> 00:00:11,020 Yes, together with... 6 00:00:11,056 --> 00:00:12,722 - Betsy. - Betsy. 7 00:00:12,724 --> 00:00:14,724 She doesn't remember anything. 8 00:00:14,726 --> 00:00:16,192 She's got amnesia. 9 00:00:16,228 --> 00:00:18,645 It's so fantastic. I have my own company. 10 00:00:18,697 --> 00:00:21,731 The name of my company is FEH... 11 00:00:21,733 --> 00:00:23,900 - Fill EveryHole. - Oh! 12 00:00:23,902 --> 00:00:28,154 You're gonna be the face of my biggest-selling product, 13 00:00:28,206 --> 00:00:30,540 the ass spindle. 14 00:00:31,963 --> 00:00:35,035 S04E07 Drink to Forget 15 00:00:35,055 --> 00:00:38,274 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com 16 00:01:00,948 --> 00:01:03,273 - Jerome? - Dr. Wallice. 17 00:01:03,308 --> 00:01:04,707 What's wrong? What's wrong? 18 00:01:04,743 --> 00:01:06,024 - What happened? - Thank God you answered. 19 00:01:06,044 --> 00:01:08,071 You look like you've been attacked. 20 00:01:08,091 --> 00:01:11,263 - Do you have a rape kit? - No. 21 00:01:11,283 --> 00:01:15,218 Okay, well, I... I think it has gotten to the point 22 00:01:15,254 --> 00:01:18,655 where I can no longer live safely in my own home 23 00:01:18,690 --> 00:01:20,857 - with Gina here. - Oh. 24 00:01:20,893 --> 00:01:24,227 The last couple of nights, I've woken up in different rooms 25 00:01:24,229 --> 00:01:25,896 - of the house. - Oh. 26 00:01:25,948 --> 00:01:29,783 And last night, I woke up on the floor of the kitchen 27 00:01:29,818 --> 00:01:31,785 with Jordan Almonds all over me... 28 00:01:31,820 --> 00:01:34,237 - Oh. - And some of them in me. 29 00:01:34,289 --> 00:01:36,706 Okay, you know what? I don't know how I can help you. 30 00:01:36,742 --> 00:01:38,075 I don't know what to do. 31 00:01:38,127 --> 00:01:39,743 I'm afraid of what I might have caught. 32 00:01:39,795 --> 00:01:41,411 I'm afraid of the anxiety. 33 00:01:41,463 --> 00:01:43,547 I'm scared of seeing her around every corner. 34 00:01:43,582 --> 00:01:44,748 - She is a predator. - Right. 35 00:01:44,750 --> 00:01:46,133 Like, you suspect you're being 36 00:01:46,168 --> 00:01:49,419 roofied and then taken advantage of by Gina? 37 00:01:49,421 --> 00:01:51,888 And I... I have to tell you, I feel like we need to stop her. 38 00:01:51,924 --> 00:01:53,223 Right. Well, yeah, maybe. 39 00:01:53,258 --> 00:01:54,674 Well, I don't know what we can do. 40 00:01:54,726 --> 00:01:56,176 She needs to go away. 41 00:01:56,228 --> 00:01:57,811 - She needs help. - That's what it sounds like. 42 00:01:57,846 --> 00:01:59,763 She needs to go to a... a... a treatment facility, 43 00:01:59,765 --> 00:02:00,847 or to... to prison. 44 00:02:00,899 --> 00:02:02,432 She needs to stay away from me, 45 00:02:02,434 --> 00:02:04,434 because I can't go through that again. 46 00:02:04,436 --> 00:02:06,570 Right, as much as I don't believe in sort of, you know, 47 00:02:06,605 --> 00:02:08,105 addiction as a disease, 48 00:02:08,157 --> 00:02:10,657 some of these places are wonderful for just 49 00:02:10,692 --> 00:02:13,076 sort of putting someone somewhere, you know, 50 00:02:13,112 --> 00:02:14,945 while everyone else can have a rest. 51 00:02:14,997 --> 00:02:15,862 Yeah. I'm completely dehydrated. 52 00:02:15,914 --> 00:02:17,747 I cannot keep any liquids in me. 53 00:02:17,783 --> 00:02:19,583 Well, you'll have to send her somewhere, I guess. 54 00:02:19,618 --> 00:02:21,751 Yeah, yeah, I... I've done a little bit of research, 55 00:02:21,787 --> 00:02:23,954 and most of these sex addiction places, 56 00:02:24,006 --> 00:02:26,840 the... the interventionists alone cost $10,000. 57 00:02:26,875 --> 00:02:28,842 I... I'm an interventionist. 58 00:02:28,877 --> 00:02:30,510 - You are? - Of course. 59 00:02:30,546 --> 00:02:31,678 - That I can do. - Oh, thank God! 60 00:02:31,713 --> 00:02:33,547 - Certainly. - I had no idea. 61 00:02:33,599 --> 00:02:36,600 Yes, and I... it's, you know, I think it's worth every penny. 62 00:02:36,635 --> 00:02:38,435 Well, yes, of course, Dr. Wallice, I... 63 00:02:38,470 --> 00:02:39,853 Except that I'm, you know, 64 00:02:39,888 --> 00:02:41,688 - I've never charged 10,000. - Oh. 65 00:02:41,723 --> 00:02:44,024 It's always been 15 or more. 66 00:02:44,059 --> 00:02:46,059 Well, that's more than I thought, actually. 67 00:02:46,111 --> 00:02:47,894 Oh, but don't you save on travel? 68 00:02:47,946 --> 00:02:50,030 'Cause you have to fly them, and you have to put them up. 69 00:02:50,065 --> 00:02:51,648 - Right. - There's mini-bar charges... 70 00:02:51,650 --> 00:02:53,233 - Right. - And the room service 71 00:02:53,285 --> 00:02:54,651 - that they run up... - Sure. 72 00:02:54,653 --> 00:02:56,486 - Their entertainment. - Right, right, right. 73 00:02:56,538 --> 00:02:57,737 And if they're a man, 74 00:02:57,789 --> 00:02:59,039 they'll wind up sleeping with Gina, 75 00:02:59,074 --> 00:03:00,574 or she'll wind up roofie-ing him, 76 00:03:00,626 --> 00:03:01,908 and then I'll have to pay those damages. 77 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:03,493 That's worth another, what, 5,000? 78 00:03:03,495 --> 00:03:04,995 - Yeah. - Which is nothing to you. 79 00:03:05,047 --> 00:03:06,329 - No. You know, okay. - Right. 80 00:03:06,381 --> 00:03:07,497 - Good point. - Yes. 81 00:03:07,499 --> 00:03:08,882 - Deal. - A little angry that you 82 00:03:08,917 --> 00:03:10,667 argued with... over the price. 83 00:03:10,719 --> 00:03:13,053 Honestly, I... I think I'm... it's the roofie talking. 84 00:03:13,088 --> 00:03:14,888 - Yeah. - I mean, I'm clearly not... 85 00:03:14,923 --> 00:03:17,007 I don't... in my own... I'm not in my own mind, you know? 86 00:03:17,059 --> 00:03:18,808 You can't even form a sentence. 87 00:03:18,844 --> 00:03:20,310 - Not even. - Why don't you go get Gina? 88 00:03:20,345 --> 00:03:22,896 I'll get Gina. Thank you so much, Dr. Wallice. 89 00:03:22,931 --> 00:03:26,266 Um, Gina? Gina, love? 90 00:03:26,318 --> 00:03:28,318 - Stop yelling at me! - Oh, I'm sorry, honey. 91 00:03:28,353 --> 00:03:30,103 - Fiona... - Stop yelling at me. 92 00:03:30,155 --> 00:03:31,821 Dr. Wallice wants to talk to you, 93 00:03:31,857 --> 00:03:33,323 if you don't mind coming to talk to her. 94 00:03:33,358 --> 00:03:34,658 I love her, I love her. 95 00:03:34,693 --> 00:03:36,243 - Wow, there's a lot of them. - Hi! 96 00:03:36,278 --> 00:03:38,028 Just, don't... come on, sit in your own chair. 97 00:03:38,080 --> 00:03:39,913 Don't sit on my lap. I love you, Fiona. 98 00:03:39,948 --> 00:03:42,365 - Okay, you're too close. - Hello, Gina. 99 00:03:42,417 --> 00:03:43,867 Hi. Cheers. 100 00:03:43,869 --> 00:03:45,702 Oh, no more of that. That's... what is that? 101 00:03:45,754 --> 00:03:47,504 - Oh, you're drinking... - Smells like... no. 102 00:03:47,539 --> 00:03:49,089 - Champagne in the morning? - That's all right. 103 00:03:49,124 --> 00:03:50,624 No more of that. Is that a good idea? 104 00:03:50,676 --> 00:03:52,759 - That's not champagne. - It's a Mimosa. 105 00:03:52,794 --> 00:03:54,344 Oh. Okay. 106 00:03:54,379 --> 00:03:55,762 You know what, Gina, Jerome 107 00:03:55,797 --> 00:03:57,964 and I were just talking about something that... 108 00:03:58,016 --> 00:04:00,383 it seems that you've been working so hard 109 00:04:00,385 --> 00:04:02,435 - at your business... - Mm-hmm. 110 00:04:02,471 --> 00:04:05,388 And with the construction workers that you need a break. 111 00:04:05,440 --> 00:04:06,690 - Yeah. - I do. 112 00:04:06,725 --> 00:04:08,725 So we decided we are sending you... 113 00:04:08,727 --> 00:04:11,528 - On a vacation. - On a vacation 114 00:04:11,563 --> 00:04:14,898 to a sex anon clinic... Mmhmm. 115 00:04:14,950 --> 00:04:19,402 In Mystic Hills, Nevada. 116 00:04:19,454 --> 00:04:20,570 - No way! - Yes! 117 00:04:20,572 --> 00:04:21,821 Yeah, you're gonna finally... 118 00:04:21,873 --> 00:04:23,707 - you're welcome. - Thank you. 119 00:04:23,742 --> 00:04:25,625 - Is it like camp? - Yes. 120 00:04:25,661 --> 00:04:27,377 - Are drinks included? - Yes. 121 00:04:27,412 --> 00:04:28,745 - Mm-hmm. - It's all-inclusive? 122 00:04:28,797 --> 00:04:30,247 You're gonna get all the help you need. 123 00:04:30,299 --> 00:04:32,048 - It's all-inclusive. - And guess what? 124 00:04:32,084 --> 00:04:33,500 I already packed your bags. 125 00:04:33,552 --> 00:04:34,918 - I love you! - Oh, you did? 126 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:36,336 - You packed already for her? - I love you. 127 00:04:36,388 --> 00:04:37,887 Two weeks ago. Two weeks ago. 128 00:04:37,923 --> 00:04:38,888 - Oh. - Yeah. When this... 129 00:04:38,924 --> 00:04:40,307 So, all right, great. 130 00:04:40,342 --> 00:04:42,058 So here's what I think you should do. 131 00:04:42,094 --> 00:04:45,812 While I've made the reservation, I still need confirmation. 132 00:04:45,847 --> 00:04:47,314 So why don't you head to the airport? 133 00:04:47,349 --> 00:04:48,898 - I love you so much. - It'll be fun, 134 00:04:48,934 --> 00:04:50,850 - like a treasure hunt. - Is it like Mexico? 135 00:04:50,902 --> 00:04:53,153 Nevada's a lot like Mexico. 136 00:04:53,188 --> 00:04:55,689 I mean, most people don't know the difference. 137 00:05:01,613 --> 00:05:03,113 Oh. That's... Betsy. 138 00:05:03,165 --> 00:05:04,614 Oh, hello, yeah. 139 00:05:04,616 --> 00:05:05,949 - Betsy? - Hi. 140 00:05:06,001 --> 00:05:09,619 Hi, come on over and talk to Fiona. 141 00:05:09,621 --> 00:05:11,538 She's crazy as a bedbug. 142 00:05:11,590 --> 00:05:13,623 - Oh, okay. - Who's the pretty lady? 143 00:05:13,675 --> 00:05:14,874 That's... that's Fiona. 144 00:05:14,926 --> 00:05:16,126 You know Fiona. 145 00:05:16,128 --> 00:05:19,713 - I know Fiona? - Yes. 146 00:05:19,765 --> 00:05:20,680 - Hi. - Hello. 147 00:05:20,716 --> 00:05:21,848 - Hi. - This is... 148 00:05:21,883 --> 00:05:23,183 It's me, Fiona. 149 00:05:23,218 --> 00:05:24,718 Hi, Fiona. 150 00:05:24,770 --> 00:05:26,936 Hey, do you... do you remember me? 151 00:05:26,972 --> 00:05:29,139 Do I look familiar to you at all? 152 00:05:29,141 --> 00:05:30,890 Does she look familiar to me at all? 153 00:05:30,942 --> 00:05:32,692 - Well, she's asking you that. - No, I'm asking you. 154 00:05:32,728 --> 00:05:34,027 I'm asking you that. 155 00:05:34,062 --> 00:05:36,446 No, but you're very, very pretty, 156 00:05:36,481 --> 00:05:37,981 and I like your shiny hair. 157 00:05:37,983 --> 00:05:39,366 - It is very pretty. - Right. 158 00:05:39,401 --> 00:05:40,900 Well, when you see a good color job... 159 00:05:40,952 --> 00:05:42,902 When it's well-done... 160 00:05:42,954 --> 00:05:44,621 What are we doing? 161 00:05:44,656 --> 00:05:47,123 We're just... well, we're just gonna have a chat. 162 00:05:47,159 --> 00:05:48,825 - I love chatting. - Just to see... really? 163 00:05:48,877 --> 00:05:51,494 So can I ask you something, Betsy? 164 00:05:51,546 --> 00:05:53,913 You don't remember him at all? 165 00:05:53,965 --> 00:05:55,915 That's your husband. 166 00:05:55,967 --> 00:05:59,669 No, but I'd marry him, 'cause he seems wonderful. 167 00:05:59,721 --> 00:06:01,838 He is. He's very nice, and you have a child. 168 00:06:01,840 --> 00:06:04,391 - That's not like her. - We have a child? 169 00:06:04,426 --> 00:06:06,676 - I love children. - You didn't see the baby? 170 00:06:06,728 --> 00:06:07,977 - You have a baby. - I sh... 171 00:06:08,013 --> 00:06:09,679 Oh, the brown baby upstairs? 172 00:06:09,681 --> 00:06:12,315 He's so cute. Did you see that baby? 173 00:06:12,351 --> 00:06:15,485 - That's our baby. - Yes, you named him Tyrone. 174 00:06:15,520 --> 00:06:16,519 Oh, what a nice name. 175 00:06:16,571 --> 00:06:18,104 Yeah, after your former lover. 176 00:06:18,156 --> 00:06:20,523 Oh, that was so nice of me. 177 00:06:20,525 --> 00:06:22,025 He must have been flattered. 178 00:06:22,027 --> 00:06:23,860 He doesn't know. 179 00:06:23,912 --> 00:06:25,862 And I don't think he was technically your lover. 180 00:06:25,864 --> 00:06:28,665 I'm not seeing a break or a crack in the facade at all, 181 00:06:28,700 --> 00:06:30,700 if this is one. Wow. 182 00:06:30,702 --> 00:06:31,918 She sounds really smart. 183 00:06:31,953 --> 00:06:33,503 Are you the president? 184 00:06:33,538 --> 00:06:36,539 Yes, I'm the president of the United States. 185 00:06:36,541 --> 00:06:37,957 - Wow! - Nice to meet you. 186 00:06:38,009 --> 00:06:39,876 Now I'm intimidated. 187 00:06:39,878 --> 00:06:42,212 - Fiona, don't tease her. - I can't help it. 188 00:06:42,214 --> 00:06:44,047 This is ludicrous. You know... 189 00:06:44,049 --> 00:06:46,633 Well, it's not ludicrous. She's lost her mind. 190 00:06:46,685 --> 00:06:50,186 Well, let's see if she has or she hasn't, okay? 191 00:06:50,222 --> 00:06:52,605 So, um, I don't know if you know this, 192 00:06:52,641 --> 00:06:56,276 but your husband and I have a history together. 193 00:06:56,311 --> 00:06:57,560 We go way back. 194 00:06:57,612 --> 00:06:58,645 You do? 195 00:06:58,697 --> 00:06:59,946 - Yes. - That's nice. 196 00:06:59,981 --> 00:07:02,198 We've been intimately involved. 197 00:07:02,234 --> 00:07:04,150 Oh, he's so handsome, isn't he? 198 00:07:04,202 --> 00:07:05,535 - Yes, he is. - Fiona... 199 00:07:05,570 --> 00:07:07,620 - he's very handsome. - You... 200 00:07:07,656 --> 00:07:09,572 And we're in love. 201 00:07:09,574 --> 00:07:11,908 Oh, that is so terrific. 202 00:07:11,960 --> 00:07:13,827 - I love love. - Right. 203 00:07:13,879 --> 00:07:18,415 So you're fine if your husband and I... 204 00:07:18,467 --> 00:07:20,500 - go off together and... - Oh, sounds fun. 205 00:07:20,552 --> 00:07:22,085 We're going to go off somewhere. 206 00:07:22,087 --> 00:07:26,139 We're going to have sex a lot. 207 00:07:26,174 --> 00:07:27,757 That sounds really great. 208 00:07:27,759 --> 00:07:30,009 - It sounds really great. - You should do that. 209 00:07:30,061 --> 00:07:31,561 - I want to. - Okay. 210 00:07:31,596 --> 00:07:34,431 - I want to do that, Fiona. - How can I help? 211 00:07:34,433 --> 00:07:37,100 - What if I moved in? - That would be great! 212 00:07:37,152 --> 00:07:38,985 But we're in the witness protection program. 213 00:07:39,020 --> 00:07:40,737 - No, I've worked... I know. - We can't. 214 00:07:40,772 --> 00:07:42,439 Yes, no, I understand. 215 00:07:42,491 --> 00:07:44,190 But I would like for you to come here. 216 00:07:44,242 --> 00:07:45,608 I'm trying to test... I'm testing something, 217 00:07:45,660 --> 00:07:47,360 - because... - She's gonna come visit. 218 00:07:47,412 --> 00:07:49,612 The Robin I know would never want me within 10 feet of her. 219 00:07:49,614 --> 00:07:51,281 You cannot say... 220 00:07:51,283 --> 00:07:52,949 you cannot say... all right, the Betsy I know. 221 00:07:53,001 --> 00:07:55,919 Shh! I hear birds. 222 00:07:55,954 --> 00:07:58,538 That's Tyrone... crying. 223 00:07:58,590 --> 00:08:00,089 Oh, so you need to go get the baby. 224 00:08:00,125 --> 00:08:01,958 I'm gonna hang up. I'm sorry, 225 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,960 but I can't help you, Jacques. Are you coming to visit? 226 00:08:04,012 --> 00:08:05,929 All right? I know she's up to something, 227 00:08:05,964 --> 00:08:07,297 but I can't prove it. 228 00:08:07,299 --> 00:08:11,935 All right, good-bye. No. No, no, no. 229 00:08:11,970 --> 00:08:13,052 Ugh. 230 00:08:13,104 --> 00:08:15,104 I said I can't help. 231 00:08:15,140 --> 00:08:17,807 - Hi. I missed you. - Uh-oh. 232 00:08:17,809 --> 00:08:19,642 What's your name? 233 00:08:19,694 --> 00:08:20,894 Uh-oh. 234 00:08:26,818 --> 00:08:28,151 Hello. No, I'm here. 235 00:08:28,153 --> 00:08:30,820 - You got me. - Oh! Oh, I'm sorry. 236 00:08:30,822 --> 00:08:31,955 I've... 237 00:08:31,990 --> 00:08:33,323 I've never, uh, 238 00:08:33,325 --> 00:08:35,825 this is... you are right there. There you are. 239 00:08:35,827 --> 00:08:39,212 No, it's a wonderful way of... of doing therapy. 240 00:08:39,247 --> 00:08:41,080 Well, I... I... I would imagine. 241 00:08:41,132 --> 00:08:43,299 This is my first time, so I'm... I'm... 242 00:08:43,335 --> 00:08:46,085 You don't have to leave the comfort of you lovely home. 243 00:08:46,137 --> 00:08:47,837 Yes, well, it's not my home. This is... 244 00:08:47,889 --> 00:08:49,806 I'm actually the headmistress of a girls' school, 245 00:08:49,841 --> 00:08:52,141 - the Frick School for girls. - The Frick School? 246 00:08:52,177 --> 00:08:53,977 - Oh, I've heard of that. - Oh, you have? 247 00:08:54,012 --> 00:08:56,763 Oh, I really wanted to attend that school when I was young. 248 00:08:56,815 --> 00:08:58,348 Yes, it's a very, you know... 249 00:08:58,350 --> 00:09:00,233 it's an elite school for... exclusive, yes. 250 00:09:00,268 --> 00:09:02,852 Very exclusive, and lovely school. 251 00:09:02,854 --> 00:09:06,322 I've been the headmistress here for nigh on 25 years, so... 252 00:09:06,358 --> 00:09:08,741 Oh, my goodness, and Frick, so, is it? 253 00:09:08,777 --> 00:09:10,410 That's my father. 254 00:09:10,445 --> 00:09:12,912 Yes, he founded the school back in the early '50s. 255 00:09:12,948 --> 00:09:14,614 - Wow. - And groomed me to take over 256 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:17,033 for him, and it's really been my life's work. 257 00:09:17,035 --> 00:09:19,702 I'm just a leader of girls, you know. 258 00:09:19,704 --> 00:09:21,037 - Wow. - So... 259 00:09:21,039 --> 00:09:22,789 Yeah, wonderful. Except I know the... 260 00:09:22,841 --> 00:09:24,340 they're a little... some problems. 261 00:09:24,376 --> 00:09:27,010 - It's been in the news of late... - Oh. 262 00:09:27,045 --> 00:09:31,130 with a lot of girls having eating disorders and cutting 263 00:09:31,182 --> 00:09:33,933 and a lot of emotional disturbances. 264 00:09:33,969 --> 00:09:35,685 - You saw that? - Well, of course. 265 00:09:35,720 --> 00:09:38,187 I think we all did. The suicide was a bad one. 266 00:09:38,223 --> 00:09:40,890 Well, yes, it was, um, it was... 267 00:09:40,892 --> 00:09:42,392 it was a tragedy, 268 00:09:42,394 --> 00:09:46,029 but, um, I have to say she was not well-liked. 269 00:09:46,064 --> 00:09:47,530 - Oh. - And, she... 270 00:09:47,566 --> 00:09:49,399 So the girls don't need some kind of trauma, 271 00:09:49,451 --> 00:09:51,901 crisis counseling... 272 00:09:51,953 --> 00:09:54,070 - Not right at the moment. - Because of that? 273 00:09:54,122 --> 00:09:56,239 No, we are well beyond that incident. 274 00:09:56,291 --> 00:09:58,291 - Okay. - But actually, 275 00:09:58,326 --> 00:10:00,460 - that's not why I'm calling. - Oh. 276 00:10:00,495 --> 00:10:02,912 I have a very specific question I... 277 00:10:02,914 --> 00:10:08,001 I wanted to ask your advice about. 278 00:10:08,053 --> 00:10:11,638 I have recently become engaged. 279 00:10:11,673 --> 00:10:13,506 Oh, that's just an engagement ring? 280 00:10:13,558 --> 00:10:15,808 I thought that was a mess of rings. 281 00:10:15,844 --> 00:10:17,760 Oh, no, that's... that is one... 282 00:10:17,812 --> 00:10:21,431 that's one single... oh, it is! That's a huge... 283 00:10:21,483 --> 00:10:22,932 - congratulations... - Thank you. 284 00:10:22,984 --> 00:10:24,567 - To the young man... - Well... 285 00:10:24,603 --> 00:10:27,153 And best wishes to you. 286 00:10:27,188 --> 00:10:28,655 He's actually on... 287 00:10:28,690 --> 00:10:30,323 on the board of... of the Frick School. 288 00:10:30,358 --> 00:10:31,441 - Oh. - He sits on the board. 289 00:10:31,443 --> 00:10:33,242 His name is Lionel Manning. 290 00:10:33,278 --> 00:10:34,861 The Lionel Manning? 291 00:10:34,913 --> 00:10:36,362 Yes. 292 00:10:36,414 --> 00:10:38,331 Well, then congratulations to you. 293 00:10:38,366 --> 00:10:39,949 Yes, thank you very much. 294 00:10:39,951 --> 00:10:42,452 It's... it's been an extraordinary ride so far. 295 00:10:42,454 --> 00:10:46,205 He has unlimited resources, as I know you know. 296 00:10:46,257 --> 00:10:48,424 - Yes. - And, um, I'm thrilled. 297 00:10:48,460 --> 00:10:50,293 I never thought in a m... 298 00:10:50,295 --> 00:10:52,545 my wildest dreams that I would end up with him. 299 00:10:52,597 --> 00:10:54,130 He just lost his wife last year, so... 300 00:10:54,182 --> 00:10:56,799 - Oh. - But he's taking me away on a... 301 00:10:56,801 --> 00:10:59,185 on a very romantic weekend this weekend, 302 00:10:59,220 --> 00:11:03,973 and I actually was concerned about what to wear. 303 00:11:03,975 --> 00:11:07,360 And I thought that you would be someone who could help me... 304 00:11:07,395 --> 00:11:10,396 if you can just... now, I have this, 305 00:11:10,448 --> 00:11:13,366 which I'm very comfortable in. 306 00:11:13,401 --> 00:11:16,903 This is a... just a simple cotton flannel nightgown, but very... 307 00:11:16,955 --> 00:11:18,905 Oh, it is a nightgown. 308 00:11:18,957 --> 00:11:20,823 It is a nightgown... I mean, this is... I'm talking for... in... 309 00:11:20,825 --> 00:11:22,992 not out to dinner, I mean, in... in the bedroom. 310 00:11:23,044 --> 00:11:25,211 - In the bedroom, yes. - Now, I have this choice, 311 00:11:25,246 --> 00:11:28,331 and then I have this, which I ordered online, 312 00:11:28,333 --> 00:11:30,249 and I'm a little, uh... 313 00:11:30,301 --> 00:11:31,801 - a little scared of it. - I can't see it. 314 00:11:31,836 --> 00:11:33,136 - Oh! - It's, um... 315 00:11:33,171 --> 00:11:34,387 No, that's the one you wear. 316 00:11:34,422 --> 00:11:35,922 Not even... 317 00:11:35,974 --> 00:11:37,390 - no contest. - No contest? 318 00:11:37,425 --> 00:11:38,975 Well, it depends on what your goal is. 319 00:11:39,010 --> 00:11:41,894 Are you trying to turn him off? 320 00:11:41,930 --> 00:11:45,848 Or are you trying to entice him? 321 00:11:45,850 --> 00:11:47,183 Well, I'd... I... 322 00:11:47,235 --> 00:11:49,102 That's more authoritative and sexy, 323 00:11:49,154 --> 00:11:50,653 and I think that's the way to go. 324 00:11:50,689 --> 00:11:52,772 But this... I might feel uncomfortable in this, 325 00:11:52,824 --> 00:11:55,158 and therefore not be sexy to him in this. 326 00:11:55,193 --> 00:11:58,111 He's not going to be taking in your mental state. 327 00:11:58,163 --> 00:12:00,747 He's just gonna be looking at... 328 00:12:00,782 --> 00:12:02,365 You know, other things. My gosh, well... 329 00:12:02,417 --> 00:12:03,833 I... I thought there would be 330 00:12:03,868 --> 00:12:05,334 a little more debate about it, but I guess... 331 00:12:05,370 --> 00:12:06,953 But what have you been wearing, anyway? 332 00:12:07,005 --> 00:12:09,205 Why is this weekend different from others? 333 00:12:09,207 --> 00:12:10,840 Well, we... we haven't, um, 334 00:12:10,875 --> 00:12:13,376 we haven't had, uh, sex. 335 00:12:13,378 --> 00:12:15,461 We're going to be having sex 336 00:12:15,513 --> 00:12:17,880 for the first time this weekend, so... 337 00:12:17,932 --> 00:12:20,349 Okay, well, what's worked for you in the past, 338 00:12:20,385 --> 00:12:24,137 with your former lovers or husbands, I don't know? 339 00:12:24,189 --> 00:12:28,558 I, uh... Actually, the truth of the matter is, 340 00:12:28,610 --> 00:12:30,777 I-I've... 341 00:12:30,812 --> 00:12:32,562 Oh, there's nothing to be ashamed about. 342 00:12:32,614 --> 00:12:37,150 I just... I've never actually... it's my f... 343 00:12:37,202 --> 00:12:39,152 Oh, my goodness, oh, my goodness, my goodness. 344 00:12:39,204 --> 00:12:41,120 Yes, 'cause it is a little more than, 345 00:12:41,156 --> 00:12:42,705 "oh, it's nothing to be ashamed about." 346 00:12:42,741 --> 00:12:45,124 I mean, I guess there's a little shame, huh? 347 00:12:45,160 --> 00:12:47,326 - All right, I'll just say it. - It's perfectly natural to... 348 00:12:47,378 --> 00:12:50,913 I have not had... I have not had sexual intercourse before. 349 00:12:50,915 --> 00:12:52,415 And... I think I understood that. 350 00:12:52,467 --> 00:12:54,300 And... I was a leader of... of girls. 351 00:12:54,335 --> 00:12:56,502 I'm not a breeder, as my father said, "you're not a breeder, 352 00:12:56,554 --> 00:12:57,887 you're a leader." 353 00:12:57,922 --> 00:12:59,555 Your father said that to you? 354 00:12:59,591 --> 00:13:00,506 Yes, he did. Yes, he did. 355 00:13:00,558 --> 00:13:02,258 I loved my father very much. 356 00:13:02,310 --> 00:13:04,310 Right. That sounds like it's a warm memory. 357 00:13:04,345 --> 00:13:06,429 Okay, well. 358 00:13:06,431 --> 00:13:08,147 All right, so there it is. The cat's out of the bag. 359 00:13:08,183 --> 00:13:09,932 Yeah, the cat is out of the bag... 360 00:13:09,984 --> 00:13:12,769 - It is out of the bag. So... - and ready to run. 361 00:13:12,821 --> 00:13:15,521 Okay, you know what? Here's the thing. 362 00:13:15,573 --> 00:13:18,574 You... your first time with someone 363 00:13:18,610 --> 00:13:22,578 cannot be with your intended, all right? 364 00:13:22,614 --> 00:13:24,530 That's... that's a very bad idea. 365 00:13:24,582 --> 00:13:26,368 - You know, the first time... - Yes? 366 00:13:26,388 --> 00:13:30,119 is a nightmare horror of an experience. 367 00:13:30,121 --> 00:13:35,675 So I think you need to get that first time out of the way. 368 00:13:35,710 --> 00:13:40,346 And how am I supposed to... do that? 369 00:13:40,381 --> 00:13:41,848 Oh, you find someone else. 370 00:13:41,883 --> 00:13:44,090 You can't go away with him this weekend. 371 00:13:44,110 --> 00:13:48,137 You have to find someone else to be with. Anyone. 372 00:13:48,189 --> 00:13:54,143 I... surely you can't be suggesting that I go have sex 373 00:13:54,195 --> 00:13:56,696 with somebody I don't know? 374 00:13:56,731 --> 00:13:59,482 Oh, I'm absolutely suggesting that you have sex 375 00:13:59,484 --> 00:14:01,651 with someone else before... 376 00:14:01,653 --> 00:14:03,870 is there no handyman on the grounds, or... 377 00:14:03,905 --> 00:14:06,539 - Well, no. - An attractive biology teacher, 378 00:14:06,574 --> 00:14:08,908 or, you know, pizza delivery guy? 379 00:14:08,960 --> 00:14:10,159 - Pizza delivery? - You know, 380 00:14:10,161 --> 00:14:12,245 then it's, "oh, I don't have... 381 00:14:12,297 --> 00:14:15,164 come with me so I can give you a tip." 382 00:14:15,216 --> 00:14:16,666 You know, maybe you wink. 383 00:14:16,718 --> 00:14:18,050 - Oh, my goodness. - Do you know what I mean? 384 00:14:18,086 --> 00:14:19,669 You have to know what you're in for. 385 00:14:19,671 --> 00:14:21,003 - My goodness. - Take my word for it. 386 00:14:21,055 --> 00:14:22,471 It's not fun the first time. 387 00:14:22,507 --> 00:14:24,640 I... I always thought 388 00:14:24,676 --> 00:14:28,427 it would be... magical the first time, and I... I... 389 00:14:28,479 --> 00:14:29,595 really? That... 390 00:14:29,647 --> 00:14:31,796 well, that wasn't my experience. 391 00:14:31,816 --> 00:14:35,234 I can't imagine that it's a wonderful first time. 392 00:14:35,286 --> 00:14:36,986 Oh, my goodness. This is exactly what I'm... 393 00:14:36,988 --> 00:14:38,654 I'm telling my... my girl... 394 00:14:38,656 --> 00:14:41,490 I'm trying to... to... to raise these girls 395 00:14:41,492 --> 00:14:43,542 so they won't have to deal with these issues. 396 00:14:43,578 --> 00:14:45,828 I mean, I don't want them thinking 397 00:14:45,880 --> 00:14:48,297 about these sexual things. 398 00:14:48,332 --> 00:14:50,549 It's... it's very upsetting to me. I don't... 399 00:14:50,585 --> 00:14:52,084 Huh. And yet they're cutting 400 00:14:52,136 --> 00:14:54,420 and starving themselves and... You know. 401 00:14:54,472 --> 00:14:58,924 Yes, but Fiona, there are symphonies to be written. 402 00:14:58,976 --> 00:15:01,177 There are novels to be written. 403 00:15:01,229 --> 00:15:04,813 There are countries to be presidents of. 404 00:15:04,849 --> 00:15:06,482 Right, but all of the kinds of people 405 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:11,103 who succeed at these things have extremely high libidos, 406 00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:14,023 and there's no end to the conquests they have sexually. 407 00:15:14,075 --> 00:15:17,076 - Well, I... - it kind of goes hand in hand. 408 00:15:17,111 --> 00:15:19,828 I'm not sure I agree with that. I... 409 00:15:19,864 --> 00:15:21,530 - Mozart? - Well... 410 00:15:21,532 --> 00:15:23,532 - Right? I mean, Jane Austen? - Well... 411 00:15:23,584 --> 00:15:25,701 Who knows how many sexual partners she had? 412 00:15:25,753 --> 00:15:27,870 - I... I don't know. - No, we don't get to know, 413 00:15:27,872 --> 00:15:29,421 but... 414 00:15:29,457 --> 00:15:31,040 I think people who channel their... 415 00:15:31,092 --> 00:15:35,878 these... these libidinous desires into their work 416 00:15:35,930 --> 00:15:40,633 can sometimes create extraordinary things 417 00:15:40,685 --> 00:15:42,518 that far surpass anything that a... 418 00:15:42,553 --> 00:15:44,186 that a, you know, moment's... 419 00:15:44,222 --> 00:15:47,056 an evening of passion would... would... 420 00:15:48,693 --> 00:15:51,727 But how would you know? 421 00:15:51,729 --> 00:15:52,978 - Touche. - Right? 422 00:15:53,030 --> 00:15:54,280 - Touche. - You have to be thinking 423 00:15:54,315 --> 00:15:55,981 - long-term about that. - All right. 424 00:15:56,033 --> 00:15:58,534 I have to consider this, then. I don't... I don't know 425 00:15:58,569 --> 00:16:00,369 how I'm going to do it, but I will, um... 426 00:16:00,404 --> 00:16:02,288 I'm concerned for you, 427 00:16:02,323 --> 00:16:04,406 that you don't know much about the world. 428 00:16:04,408 --> 00:16:06,742 I mean, he's a very wealthy man. 429 00:16:06,794 --> 00:16:09,828 Has he had you sign a pre-nup? 430 00:16:09,880 --> 00:16:11,747 Uh, we are working on the pre-nup, actually, 431 00:16:11,749 --> 00:16:14,466 which is very important for a man of, you know, 432 00:16:14,502 --> 00:16:18,053 Lionel's... considerable wealth. 433 00:16:18,089 --> 00:16:19,555 - Right. - And... and I'm... so far, 434 00:16:19,590 --> 00:16:21,006 I mean, he's very generously given me 435 00:16:21,058 --> 00:16:22,841 a million dollars should something go wrong 436 00:16:22,893 --> 00:16:26,428 with the marriage, and... and... and he wanted to give me more, 437 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:30,432 but his son, Ford, has been very, uh, um... 438 00:16:30,434 --> 00:16:31,767 antagonistic toward me 439 00:16:31,819 --> 00:16:33,902 and very upset about this impending marriage 440 00:16:33,938 --> 00:16:35,404 between me and his father, and I'm... 441 00:16:35,439 --> 00:16:38,107 Sure, 'cause any sum that goes to you 442 00:16:38,109 --> 00:16:40,159 is cutting into his inheritance. 443 00:16:40,194 --> 00:16:44,163 Yes, but we're talking billions and billions 444 00:16:44,198 --> 00:16:46,532 - and billions of dollars. - Right. 445 00:16:46,584 --> 00:16:48,617 So you need to ask for more than a million dollars 446 00:16:48,619 --> 00:16:50,703 over what period of time? 447 00:16:50,755 --> 00:16:52,504 - That's nothing. - A million dollars. 448 00:16:52,540 --> 00:16:55,090 - That's a drop in the bucket. - That's a lot of money. 449 00:16:55,126 --> 00:16:56,625 - It's not that much. - Oh. 450 00:16:56,627 --> 00:16:58,711 It's a million dollars per annum 451 00:16:58,763 --> 00:17:00,129 that you're married, or... 452 00:17:00,181 --> 00:17:01,714 'Cause how old is Lionel, anyway? 453 00:17:01,766 --> 00:17:04,967 He's... he's in his... 454 00:17:04,969 --> 00:17:07,803 his... I think he's seventy... 455 00:17:07,855 --> 00:17:09,355 - four. - Right, so it won't be... 456 00:17:09,390 --> 00:17:10,806 it won't amount to that much, anyway, 457 00:17:10,808 --> 00:17:12,441 even if it is a million dollars per year. 458 00:17:12,476 --> 00:17:13,892 All right, you're right. You're right. 459 00:17:13,944 --> 00:17:15,728 - I should reach out to him. - Absolutely. 460 00:17:15,780 --> 00:17:16,979 I'm going to reach out to Ford 461 00:17:16,981 --> 00:17:19,064 and perhaps just smooth the waters and... 462 00:17:19,116 --> 00:17:21,200 and try to understand 463 00:17:21,235 --> 00:17:24,953 why he bears so much ill will toward me when I... I... 464 00:17:24,989 --> 00:17:26,655 I love his father, and... 465 00:17:26,707 --> 00:17:28,073 and... 466 00:17:28,125 --> 00:17:29,491 - you're gonna make him happy... - I am. 467 00:17:29,493 --> 00:17:32,044 And maybe more generous to Ford, right? 468 00:17:32,079 --> 00:17:33,462 Well, that's a good way to... 469 00:17:33,497 --> 00:17:34,963 - the happier his father is... - Yes. 470 00:17:34,999 --> 00:17:37,166 The more generous he may feel toward his son. 471 00:17:37,168 --> 00:17:39,668 Thank you. I have... I have to write that down. 472 00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:41,387 Right. And maybe you have some information. 473 00:17:41,422 --> 00:17:43,639 Whether it's true or not doesn't matter, 474 00:17:43,674 --> 00:17:46,892 but you could let Ford know, "I happen to think your father 475 00:17:46,927 --> 00:17:48,927 - needs to leave you more money." - Oh! 476 00:17:48,979 --> 00:17:51,180 - Right? To you. - Yes, and get him on my side. 477 00:17:51,182 --> 00:17:52,681 - Get him on your side. - And see that I am 478 00:17:52,733 --> 00:17:54,683 his partner in this. That's very good advice. 479 00:17:54,685 --> 00:17:55,934 - Right. - Fiona, thank you. 480 00:17:55,986 --> 00:17:58,854 I'm so glad I called you today. 481 00:17:58,906 --> 00:18:00,105 I'm so happy to help, 482 00:18:00,157 --> 00:18:01,857 and I'd love to help with the girls. 483 00:18:01,859 --> 00:18:04,026 You've got a lot of interesting, wonderful advice, 484 00:18:04,028 --> 00:18:05,327 and maybe I'll have a lot 485 00:18:05,363 --> 00:18:07,496 to thank you for in our next session. 486 00:18:07,531 --> 00:18:09,698 Well, you know, a contract with your school 487 00:18:09,700 --> 00:18:11,784 would be a wonderful thank you. 488 00:18:17,875 --> 00:18:18,974 Hello. 489 00:18:19,009 --> 00:18:20,442 You are Nina Garcia. 490 00:18:20,478 --> 00:18:23,045 I don't think we have an appointment. 491 00:18:23,080 --> 00:18:25,714 Are you Fiona Wallice? 492 00:18:25,716 --> 00:18:27,683 Yes, Fiona. You contacted me. 493 00:18:27,718 --> 00:18:28,884 Yes, I'm Fiona Wallice. 494 00:18:28,936 --> 00:18:30,469 Yes, hi, Fiona. 495 00:18:30,521 --> 00:18:34,473 You won the silent auction at the pink eye... 496 00:18:34,525 --> 00:18:36,642 Oh, from the... the pink eye... 497 00:18:36,694 --> 00:18:38,277 - From the pink eye... - ball. Oh! 498 00:18:38,312 --> 00:18:40,145 The pink eye ball. That is correct. 499 00:18:40,197 --> 00:18:41,814 I called it the pink eyeball. 500 00:18:41,866 --> 00:18:43,949 Yeah. That's not... wasn't that fun? 501 00:18:43,984 --> 00:18:45,567 Yes, that was quite an event. 502 00:18:45,619 --> 00:18:48,237 What a wonderful evening. Yes, it was really fun. 503 00:18:48,289 --> 00:18:52,624 I thought that it was the pink guy ball. 504 00:18:52,660 --> 00:18:55,043 And so I was expecting to see different people... 505 00:18:55,079 --> 00:18:56,745 Maybe the pink gay ball? 506 00:18:56,747 --> 00:18:59,131 That's what I thought. 507 00:18:59,166 --> 00:19:01,967 It was that anyway, wasn't it? 508 00:19:02,002 --> 00:19:03,585 - Yes. - Did you see the woman with 509 00:19:03,637 --> 00:19:06,839 - the cotton candy-white hair? - She was a sufferer. 510 00:19:06,891 --> 00:19:09,258 - You saw her eye, of course. - Oh. 511 00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:10,893 And she was a big donor. 512 00:19:10,928 --> 00:19:13,312 Oh, well, then that is very important. 513 00:19:13,347 --> 00:19:14,897 - That is very important. - Yeah. 514 00:19:14,932 --> 00:19:16,265 I didn't notice her eye. I was too busy 515 00:19:16,317 --> 00:19:19,601 looking at the other things, but anyway. 516 00:19:19,653 --> 00:19:22,237 No, I won't say any more horrible things about her. 517 00:19:22,273 --> 00:19:23,856 Oh, God. 518 00:19:23,908 --> 00:19:25,240 What did I win, again? I'm sorry. 519 00:19:25,276 --> 00:19:27,025 - So you won a makeover... - Oh. 520 00:19:27,077 --> 00:19:28,777 - With me. - Oh. 521 00:19:28,829 --> 00:19:32,581 And it will possibly translate into a magazine makeover. 522 00:19:32,616 --> 00:19:33,999 - Oh. - Mm-hmm. 523 00:19:34,034 --> 00:19:36,201 You have that kind of clout, really? 524 00:19:36,253 --> 00:19:38,754 That it would be in a magazine? 525 00:19:38,789 --> 00:19:40,622 - Well, I'm Nina Garcia. - Yes, I see that, 526 00:19:40,674 --> 00:19:42,758 but I don't know... I'm sorry. 527 00:19:42,793 --> 00:19:44,960 Have you not seen Project Runway? 528 00:19:44,962 --> 00:19:46,962 Oh, no, I haven't. 529 00:19:46,964 --> 00:19:48,297 Oh, well, it is a TV show. 530 00:19:48,299 --> 00:19:50,182 Right, no, I know what it is. 531 00:19:50,217 --> 00:19:52,301 I personally watch America's Next Top Model 532 00:19:52,353 --> 00:19:54,636 because I find the models so fascinating, 533 00:19:54,688 --> 00:19:58,357 as opposed to the seamstresses, or the dressmakers. 534 00:19:58,392 --> 00:20:00,526 - Oh, so you have heard of it? - Of course I've heard of it. 535 00:20:00,561 --> 00:20:02,611 - And you are on it along with... - Yes. 536 00:20:02,646 --> 00:20:05,814 um... the german woman. 537 00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,316 - Heidi Klum. - Auf Wiedersehen. 538 00:20:07,368 --> 00:20:09,201 - Yes. - Yes, okay. 539 00:20:09,236 --> 00:20:11,286 Oh, very good. All right. 540 00:20:11,322 --> 00:20:13,822 - So I am on that show, and... - And you're a stylist? 541 00:20:13,874 --> 00:20:16,241 - No, I'm not a stylist. - Okay. 542 00:20:16,293 --> 00:20:17,993 I don't really style, but... 543 00:20:17,995 --> 00:20:19,461 Are you a contestant, or... 544 00:20:19,497 --> 00:20:21,747 - I'm not a contestant, no. - All right. 545 00:20:21,799 --> 00:20:23,749 I'm one of the judges of the show. 546 00:20:23,801 --> 00:20:26,301 - Oh. Oh. - And an editor of the magazine. 547 00:20:26,337 --> 00:20:28,170 - Oh! Okay. - And I am here 548 00:20:28,172 --> 00:20:30,255 to do a transformation... 549 00:20:30,307 --> 00:20:32,841 If I needed a makeover, that would be great. 550 00:20:32,893 --> 00:20:34,810 As you can see, I don't, really. 551 00:20:34,845 --> 00:20:37,262 So let's talk about what you say with your fashion sense. 552 00:20:37,314 --> 00:20:39,598 What exactly is it that you do? 553 00:20:39,650 --> 00:20:43,519 Are you a suburban housewife? No. No. 554 00:20:43,571 --> 00:20:45,687 - I'm a professional. - Are you a realtor? 555 00:20:45,689 --> 00:20:48,323 Is this your uniform that you're wearing right now? 556 00:20:48,359 --> 00:20:50,859 - No. - Oh. I'm so sorry. 557 00:20:50,861 --> 00:20:52,528 I apologize. I just saw the... 558 00:20:52,580 --> 00:20:55,364 You sort of look like you're in uniform. 559 00:20:55,366 --> 00:20:56,999 Anyway, getting back to the topic... 560 00:20:57,034 --> 00:20:59,084 Well, I would love to be in a fashion magazine, 561 00:20:59,119 --> 00:21:01,119 but I don't think the makeover part 562 00:21:01,171 --> 00:21:03,956 of it is appealing to me 'cause you're not really going to 563 00:21:04,008 --> 00:21:07,376 take me from "a" to "a." 564 00:21:07,378 --> 00:21:09,044 I'm already at "a." 565 00:21:09,096 --> 00:21:11,046 - Um... - Being the highest mark. 566 00:21:11,048 --> 00:21:12,881 No, I don't think you're at "a." 567 00:21:12,933 --> 00:21:14,466 - Oh. - Actually, I really... 568 00:21:14,518 --> 00:21:18,971 we need to... a makeover involves a before and an after. 569 00:21:19,023 --> 00:21:22,057 That's my point. There's no before to shoot. 570 00:21:22,059 --> 00:21:24,726 All I see right now is before. 571 00:21:24,728 --> 00:21:29,314 So I just want to turn you from a suburbanite 572 00:21:29,366 --> 00:21:31,533 into a glamorous, sophisticated, 573 00:21:31,569 --> 00:21:34,119 and sexy woman. I'm sure it's in there. 574 00:21:34,154 --> 00:21:36,154 I don't... I guess our eyes aren't... 575 00:21:36,206 --> 00:21:37,122 I have a big team, 576 00:21:37,157 --> 00:21:39,291 and I know, Fiona, 577 00:21:39,326 --> 00:21:41,960 that you are trying very hard, 578 00:21:41,996 --> 00:21:43,912 but it's just not cutting it. 579 00:21:43,964 --> 00:21:46,832 What... well, what exactly is not cutting it, 580 00:21:46,884 --> 00:21:50,135 the striking, powerful statement of red, 581 00:21:50,170 --> 00:21:53,839 or the finely-tailored blazer? 582 00:21:53,891 --> 00:21:55,757 What part of it's not cutting it for you? 583 00:21:55,809 --> 00:21:58,310 No, none of it is. Actually, none of it is working. 584 00:21:58,345 --> 00:22:01,813 The over-bleached hair, 585 00:22:01,849 --> 00:22:05,267 the wrong shade of red, 586 00:22:05,269 --> 00:22:08,103 the boxy fit of your jacket, 587 00:22:08,155 --> 00:22:10,105 it's just giving me an... it's... 588 00:22:10,107 --> 00:22:12,441 it's giving me very mall. 589 00:22:12,443 --> 00:22:15,193 Do you shop at the mall? Where are you, actually? 590 00:22:15,245 --> 00:22:16,745 I'm in Philadelphia. 591 00:22:16,780 --> 00:22:18,363 Have you ever been to New York, Fiona? 592 00:22:18,415 --> 00:22:20,032 I'm frequently in New York. 593 00:22:20,084 --> 00:22:23,001 I have a penthouse apartment in New York, and... 594 00:22:23,037 --> 00:22:25,454 So next time in... that you're in New York, 595 00:22:25,506 --> 00:22:28,340 we will schedule you to come by the office. 596 00:22:28,375 --> 00:22:30,258 - Mm-hmm. - We will... 597 00:22:30,294 --> 00:22:32,294 I can pull some samples together. 598 00:22:32,346 --> 00:22:35,430 You're not sample size, but we'll have a seamstress 599 00:22:35,466 --> 00:22:37,549 - there that can do the fittings. - P-yes. 600 00:22:37,601 --> 00:22:39,301 I'll call some of my designer friends. 601 00:22:39,353 --> 00:22:40,769 - Oh. - And trust me, 602 00:22:40,804 --> 00:22:43,388 there will be a... an enormous improvement. 603 00:22:43,440 --> 00:22:45,691 Oh, well, that's wonderful. 604 00:22:45,726 --> 00:22:48,393 And how quickly can you lose ten pounds? 605 00:22:53,484 --> 00:22:54,816 Hi, best friend. 606 00:22:54,818 --> 00:22:56,868 Oh, yes, best friend. 607 00:22:56,904 --> 00:23:00,906 You should know that this one has been stalking me 608 00:23:00,958 --> 00:23:02,541 and harassing me, 609 00:23:02,576 --> 00:23:05,377 calling nonstop every day, multiple times a day. 610 00:23:05,412 --> 00:23:06,962 - Every day. All the time. - Yes. 611 00:23:06,997 --> 00:23:08,330 We have the best talks. 612 00:23:08,332 --> 00:23:09,965 No, she's talking and yammering. 613 00:23:10,000 --> 00:23:11,500 - I can't get anything done. - Oh, 614 00:23:11,552 --> 00:23:13,468 You did your nails like I said. They look so pretty. 615 00:23:13,504 --> 00:23:15,253 It's multiple times a day... 616 00:23:15,305 --> 00:23:16,638 Well, she's your friend, Fiona. 617 00:23:16,674 --> 00:23:18,006 - Multiple times. - No, she's not. 618 00:23:18,008 --> 00:23:20,175 - Best friend. - No, I'm her mark, 619 00:23:20,227 --> 00:23:21,259 is what I am, so I've... 620 00:23:21,311 --> 00:23:24,396 My mark of a best friend. 621 00:23:24,431 --> 00:23:27,232 I've contacted the Philadelphia FBI. 622 00:23:27,267 --> 00:23:28,684 - What? - And I've let them know 623 00:23:28,686 --> 00:23:30,902 that she's unfit for Witness Protection. 624 00:23:30,938 --> 00:23:32,688 - What? You can't do that. - So... well, I did do it. 625 00:23:32,690 --> 00:23:34,940 So they're going to be faxing a release over, 626 00:23:34,992 --> 00:23:37,359 - I don't know, any day, now. - Wait, wait, wait. 627 00:23:37,361 --> 00:23:39,194 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Wait, you've got to hear this. 628 00:23:39,246 --> 00:23:40,862 You've got to hear this. 629 00:23:40,914 --> 00:23:42,330 Someone's at the door. 630 00:23:42,366 --> 00:23:43,949 - I'll get it. - Oh, that was fast. 631 00:23:44,001 --> 00:23:46,034 - No, you can't... - Yes, I did. 632 00:23:46,086 --> 00:23:49,371 But I did, because I can't be harassed like this anymore. 633 00:23:49,373 --> 00:23:51,173 She wants... she's not going to stop 634 00:23:51,208 --> 00:23:53,341 until she's removed from Witness Protection. 635 00:23:53,377 --> 00:23:55,127 - Fiona. - That's what I know. 636 00:23:55,179 --> 00:23:57,012 She has been amazing the last few days. 637 00:23:57,047 --> 00:23:58,346 I... I love her. 638 00:23:58,382 --> 00:23:59,881 I would do anything for her. She... look at. 639 00:23:59,883 --> 00:24:01,016 Look at what I did. 640 00:24:01,051 --> 00:24:02,801 What is that? Those are tattoos? 641 00:24:02,853 --> 00:24:05,137 - Yes, tattoo sleeves. - Didn't it hurt? 642 00:24:05,189 --> 00:24:07,222 Well, no, it's... they're... no, Fiona. 643 00:24:07,274 --> 00:24:08,940 They're tattoo sleeves. 644 00:24:08,976 --> 00:24:10,609 - They're literally sleeves. - Oh. 645 00:24:10,644 --> 00:24:13,478 - I just bought them, 9.99. - Uh-huh. 646 00:24:13,530 --> 00:24:15,113 Yes, you did go all out. 647 00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:16,565 It's... it's been amazing. 648 00:24:16,567 --> 00:24:19,201 In bed, she has been amazing. 649 00:24:19,236 --> 00:24:22,904 It's... usually she just curls up in a... 650 00:24:22,906 --> 00:24:26,074 like a horrible kind of a ball. 651 00:24:26,076 --> 00:24:28,376 - Mmm. - And she's been spooning, and... 652 00:24:28,412 --> 00:24:30,295 and... and sexually, 653 00:24:30,330 --> 00:24:33,248 she's been very generous, and usually she's not. 654 00:24:33,300 --> 00:24:35,083 Okay. That's nice. 655 00:24:35,135 --> 00:24:37,419 And... do you know what motorboating is? 656 00:24:37,471 --> 00:24:40,055 - No. - Well, it's fun. 657 00:24:40,090 --> 00:24:41,256 Okay, good, yes. 658 00:24:41,308 --> 00:24:43,175 I don't want details. Um... 659 00:24:43,227 --> 00:24:45,310 Well, she's really sweet, 660 00:24:45,345 --> 00:24:47,012 and it's bizarre. 661 00:24:47,064 --> 00:24:50,649 We go outside, and birds land on her finger, 662 00:24:50,684 --> 00:24:54,102 and chipmunks come up and sit there and... 663 00:24:54,154 --> 00:24:55,604 it's like they're communicat... 664 00:24:55,656 --> 00:24:57,439 Right, well, they recognize her as part 665 00:24:57,491 --> 00:24:59,024 of their animal kingdom, 666 00:24:59,076 --> 00:25:01,743 some kind of vermin that they feel comfortable with. 667 00:25:01,779 --> 00:25:02,944 That's the only explanation I can... 668 00:25:02,996 --> 00:25:04,246 She's been so beautiful. 669 00:25:04,281 --> 00:25:05,697 - Oh. - She makes me rethink my... 670 00:25:05,749 --> 00:25:07,282 All right, bitches, I'm off to Vegas. 671 00:25:07,284 --> 00:25:09,117 - Right. - Thanks for this. 672 00:25:09,169 --> 00:25:11,036 - What? - Genius. 673 00:25:11,088 --> 00:25:13,955 Honest to God, if I had to deal with scheduling and organizing 674 00:25:13,957 --> 00:25:15,590 and keeping track of one more vagina, 675 00:25:15,626 --> 00:25:17,459 I was gonna blow my brains out. 676 00:25:17,511 --> 00:25:18,343 - Uh-huh. - You've been great. 677 00:25:18,378 --> 00:25:20,128 You were genius. 678 00:25:20,130 --> 00:25:21,513 - Genius. - Wait a minute, wait a minute. 679 00:25:21,548 --> 00:25:23,298 - Good-bye, a-best friend. - No, no, no. 680 00:25:23,300 --> 00:25:25,550 What about... what about the... what about the dance studio? 681 00:25:25,602 --> 00:25:27,302 Text me. Hey, call me a cab, will you? 682 00:25:27,304 --> 00:25:29,938 No... well, wait a minute. What about Tyrone? 683 00:25:29,973 --> 00:25:32,474 I'm not gonna raise Tyrone by myself. 684 00:25:32,526 --> 00:25:33,608 Bye! 685 00:25:33,644 --> 00:25:37,612 - What... - Call me a cab! 686 00:25:37,648 --> 00:25:39,948 I've got to call her a cab. 687 00:25:39,983 --> 00:25:42,400 Yes. Okay, I won't keep you. 688 00:25:42,452 --> 00:25:44,152 - I hope you're happy. - I am happy. 689 00:25:44,204 --> 00:25:45,537 I have my life back. 690 00:25:45,572 --> 00:25:47,072 I'm sorry. I didn't have a choice. 691 00:25:47,124 --> 00:25:48,657 I had to get her out of there. 692 00:25:48,659 --> 00:25:50,408 - This was her scheme. - Oh. 693 00:25:50,460 --> 00:25:52,494 Stop blaming me. 694 00:25:52,546 --> 00:25:55,130 - I get it. - Uh-oh. 695 00:25:55,165 --> 00:25:57,299 - I get what you're doing. - Okay. 696 00:25:57,334 --> 00:25:59,968 This is a pattern, Fiona. 697 00:26:00,003 --> 00:26:02,053 You're always clearing the women out of my life 698 00:26:02,089 --> 00:26:03,471 so you can pounce. 699 00:26:03,507 --> 00:26:04,973 What is it that you would like to happen? 700 00:26:05,008 --> 00:26:07,008 What do you think is going to happen, now? 701 00:26:07,060 --> 00:26:11,730 I... I would like to do some motorboating with you. 702 00:26:11,765 --> 00:26:14,516 Okay, you know what? I am gonna come out there. 703 00:26:14,518 --> 00:26:17,235 What happens is I will hold your breasts... 704 00:26:17,271 --> 00:26:18,486 Okay, I'm going 705 00:26:18,522 --> 00:26:21,239 - to come out there, all right? - Yeah. 706 00:26:21,275 --> 00:26:24,609 So I want you to stay in Montana. 707 00:26:24,661 --> 00:26:26,528 - Okay. - And wait for me. 708 00:26:26,530 --> 00:26:28,079 - Okay. - Wait for me. 709 00:26:28,115 --> 00:26:31,700 - I will. - Okay, I'm gonna go pack now. 710 00:26:31,752 --> 00:26:33,451 - I'll be waiting. - All right. 711 00:26:33,503 --> 00:26:35,871 Pfffffftt! 712 00:26:40,229 --> 00:26:41,626 - I know what a flyaway hair is. - Oh. 713 00:26:41,678 --> 00:26:43,011 You said a flyaway. 714 00:26:43,046 --> 00:26:44,429 I didn't know what that was. 715 00:26:44,464 --> 00:26:46,214 I thought it was something that you put at the end 716 00:26:46,266 --> 00:26:47,682 - of a fishing pole... - Yeah. 717 00:26:47,718 --> 00:26:51,303 If you're at a lake with hip boots on. 718 00:26:54,446 --> 00:26:56,274 - I'll do that at the end. - No, but the last time, 719 00:26:56,310 --> 00:26:57,609 - you went, "no, it's a..." - Yeah, I know. 720 00:26:57,644 --> 00:26:58,777 - I really was bad. - What? 721 00:26:58,812 --> 00:27:00,362 I, um... 722 00:27:00,397 --> 00:27:01,897 That's what I needed you to say. 723 00:27:01,949 --> 00:27:03,531 I'll say it after. I'll do it after that. 724 00:27:03,567 --> 00:27:06,318 And I'll try to get it right, Lisa, I'm sorry. 725 00:27:08,792 --> 00:27:11,039 What do they call that? A... 726 00:27:11,074 --> 00:27:12,574 I don't... on the... oh, what you put on the door? 727 00:27:12,626 --> 00:27:15,627 - Yes. - A menorah. No. 728 00:27:17,750 --> 00:27:21,249 sync and corrected by ninh www.addic7ed.com 54498

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