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Douglas, I'm mailing some
pictures to my cousin.
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Do you think this
needs one stamp or 2?
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I don't know. 2?
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What?
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This seems well within
the one-ounce limit.
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All right. Then
why'd you ask me?
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I wanted an expert opinion,
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but no, you had to toe
the company line.
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You delivery people got
your foot on our throats,
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and you won't step off!
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I'm just trying to
eat my lunch here.
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Would you forget about
food for just one second?
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OK. That's what my
sandwich was missing:
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a finger with a loose Band-Aid.
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Damn it, these are
Oktoberfest pictures!
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They have to get to my
cousin before June 1!
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So then put 2 stamps on them!
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Put 10 on them!
What do you care?!
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It's not like you're
paying for them!
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How dare you?
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Oh!
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Oh, yeah!?
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Hey, guys.
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Yeah? Well, how about this, huh?
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There!
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Doug? What happened?
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The bed broke.
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Really? You sure?
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Well, let's work backwards.
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Do I normally sleep with
my head in the closet?
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All right. Come on, honey.
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Let's check out the damage here.
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My God, look at this.
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The mattress is ripped,
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and the frame totally caved in.
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The bed's not even that old.
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How do you think this happened?
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Eyes off me.
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Are you trying to
break your hip, or...
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No, just thought I'd spruce
up the sunless dungeon
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where fate has dropped me.
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All right.
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Which picture do you think
would look better here?
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A shar-pei puppy,
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or a photo of Elvis Presley
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shaking hands with
Richard Nixon?
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Well, it's your call, Dad.
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Anything's an improvement
over that mounted rabbit.
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Hello, world!
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You know, I'm going
to miss our old bed.
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Lot of good memories
in that bed,
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you know what I'm saying?
Huh? Huh?
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You know what I'm saying? Huh?
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Yeah, sex. Got it.
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I got to be honest
with you though, hon.
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I'm not going to
miss it that much.
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I really didn't sleep
that well on it.
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Really? Yeah.
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And you kind of thrash
around when you sleep,
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and it would come at me
like a wave, you know?
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Couldn't help overhearing you.
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I'd like to show you something.
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Ma'am, lie down.
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Oh, OK.
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Sir, shoes off,
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hop up, start jumping.
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You do work here, right?
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Come on. Up, up, up. Doug: OK.
All right.
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Huh?
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It's called independent
coil suspension.
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Invented by the Danish.
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That's why he's jumping, and
you're feeling nothing.
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Right?
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Um...
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does fear count as something?
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I'm done.
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So what do you think?
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It's actually pretty great.
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How much is it?
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$1,200.
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Whoa.
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You have anything cheaper?
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Anything that had
to be marked down?
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Any beds that people
got murdered on?
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Well, this one is
under a thousand.
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It's the same as that one,
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just without all
the Danish crap.
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Mmm. Kind of like that one.
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For what it's worth, I just
sold that bed to Derek Jeter.
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Oh, let's get it.
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OK, you do realize Derek Jeter
won't be in the bed with you.
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Come on, Doug. I really
liked it, and I feel like
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I can really get a good
night's sleep on this.
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All right, we'll take it.
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Great. We're out of stock
on this one right now.
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I'll have to order it, but
it shouldn't take long.
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Let me get the forms.
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Where we going to
sleep until then?
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Should we see what Jeter's
doing with his old bed?
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Arthur. Walk time.
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Arthur: Come down here.
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Can't you just come up?
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I've got 2 other
dogs in the car...
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I've got 2 dogs in the car.
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Just come down and
prepare to be delighted.
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Close your eyes.
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Fine... ow!
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Mind the nail there.
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Now, before you open them up...
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what has this basement
always been missing?
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A dustpan? No.
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Fly strip?
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No.
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Can't you just tell me?
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A window!
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Look!
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It's facing north, so I
don't get any direct light,
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but at least now I can tell
whether it's day or night.
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Well, that is a step
forward for you, Arthur.
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Now can we get going?
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Nonsense. We have a
beautiful sunroom here.
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It's the perfect place to relax
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and watch the world go by.
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I've got 2 dogs up in the car.
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Would you forget about your
precious career for one second?
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Come on! Watch the world go by.
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Do it.
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Fine.
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Man: Hey, Ellen, what brings you
on this side of the street?
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Who's that?
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Oh, that's our
neighbor Lou Ferrigno.
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Oh, I'm watching Mrs. Nesbitt's
house while she visits her mother.
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Right.
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She's not visiting her mother.
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I heard she's
heading into rehab.
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Poor thing.
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Ohh. How's her
husband taking it?
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I don't think it's
bothering him that much.
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He's sleeping with
his secretary.
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No wonder Nesbitt's
always coming home
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with that stupid
look on his face.
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This is incredible,
isn't it, Holly?
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Holly?
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Well, this worked out
pretty well, huh?
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Deacon was getting rid of
his kids' beds, and...
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we needed somewhere to sleep.
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It's like fate,
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if fate were... you
know, kind of boring.
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All right. Let's do it.
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All right. We are
back in business.
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Oh... Doug...
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OK, we're on casters
here, that's why.
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You just got to pull and...
there you go.
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Oh! Oh, my God!
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I'm sorry, honey. I'm sorry.
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What did I land on?
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Boys in the hood.
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This is ridiculous.
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Let's just keep the
beds apart for tonight,
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and we'll figure something
else out for tomorrow, OK?
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Doug, are you crying?
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A little.
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Lou Ferrigno: What
I want to know,
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if he's really the gardener,
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why is he spending so much time inside Mrs.
Maynard's house?
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This guy's got the goods on
everybody in the neighborhood.
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Did you know Mrs. Maynard was
canoodling with the gardener?
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Who?
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Mrs. Maynard from
across the street,
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with the invisible braces
and the jailbird nephew.
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I thought we were going
to play dominoes.
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Sorry, Mickey, but this stuff
is just too juicy to pass up.
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Ferrigno's gossip has
cast a spell over me.
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Marlene told you she
had a deviated septum?
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Sounds like an old-fashioned
nose job to me.
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I knew Marlene didn't
have a deviated septum!
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I'm leaving.
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Do me a favor. Go
out the back door.
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I don't want that maniac
thinking we're a couple.
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Hey.
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I found this in the garage.
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We can use it to tie
the beds together.
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And... ahem... With the extra,
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if I happen to find myself alone
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with the angry headmistress...
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Yeah, that sounds great.
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Um...
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about the beds.
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Yeah?
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Just tossing out ideas here...
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Um, I was just thinking
maybe while we have them,
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maybe we could just
keep the beds apart.
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Huh?
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Yeah... I mean... I really...
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I had a great night's
sleep last night,
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and I sailed through
the day at work.
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So I was just
thinking, you know...
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But we're married.
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Aren't married people
supposed to...
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Yes. Yes, of course,
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and we will sleep together
again once we get our new bed.
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But I was just thinking this
might be a little fun, you know?
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Come on. You have your own bed.
You can do whatever you want.
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Watch TV, clip your toenails,
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fire up the hibachi.
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Really? I mean, I can do
anything I want over here?
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Absolutely.
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Could I, uh...
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shamalamama?
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Ain't my bed, ain't my business.
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Huh!
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And if you want some company
for a change of pace,
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you can just come
over to my place,
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or I can go over to your place,
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badda-bing, badda-boom,
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then it's just back
to our own beds.
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You don't even have to
phone in the cuddling.
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I'm falling in love with
you all over again.
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So it's a deal then, right?
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It's a deal. OK.
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Good night. Good night.
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Hey.
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Want to get a little
busy right now?
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Bring it, butch.
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Uhh! Pleasure doing
business with you.
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So what are we seeing again?
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The Pianist.
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The Pianist?
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That couldn't sound longer.
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It's supposed to be really good.
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And I just read that it got
the Palme d'Or at Cannes.
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You know what else it gets?
The palm to mouth in Queens.
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Pffftttt.
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Look, can't we just
see Silver Squad?
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Didn't you already see it?
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Yes, and it was hilarious.
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Carrie, they're moon police.
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Oh, there's this one scene
where Professor Beauchamp
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accidentally drinks laxative
instead of gravity medicine,
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then he gets locked in the
hyper-space chamber, and...
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You know, I'm not
doing it justice.
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Come on, Doug, let's
make a decision.
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We're next.
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Crazy thought...
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What?
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I was thinking, you know,
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since the separate beds thing
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is working out so well,
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maybe we could just, uh...
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Interesting.
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It's just sitting
in the dark, right?
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Yeah, and let's face it:
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I'm not going to put
my arm around you.
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That fell out around '97.
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All right. I'll see
you in 2 hours.
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You got it! OK.
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♪ And all we have to see
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♪ Is that I don't
belong to you ♪
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♪ And you don't belong to me ♪
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♪ Yeah, yeah
261
00:12:59,609 --> 00:13:02,143
♪ Freedom ♪ I won't let you down
262
00:13:02,211 --> 00:13:04,945
♪ Freedom ♪ I will
not give you up
263
00:13:05,012 --> 00:13:06,813
♪ Freedom
264
00:13:06,881 --> 00:13:09,781
♪ You got to give
for what you take ♪
265
00:13:09,849 --> 00:13:12,583
♪ Freedom ♪ I won't let you down
266
00:13:12,651 --> 00:13:15,184
♪ Freedom ♪ So please
don't give me up
267
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♪ Freedom
268
00:13:17,454 --> 00:13:19,989
♪ You got to give
for what you take ♪
269
00:13:20,056 --> 00:13:24,959
♪ What you take
270
00:13:28,596 --> 00:13:30,630
Rob? Hmm?
271
00:13:30,698 --> 00:13:32,797
I can't sleep. Can you?
272
00:13:32,865 --> 00:13:34,966
No.
273
00:13:38,003 --> 00:13:40,170
You want to watch some TV?
274
00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,640
How you doing, baby?
275
00:13:46,742 --> 00:13:47,675
Great. What you got going on?
276
00:13:47,743 --> 00:13:49,809
Ah, just reading my magazine.
277
00:13:49,877 --> 00:13:52,278
There's a whole article in
here about San Francisco.
278
00:13:52,346 --> 00:13:54,914
Any interest in taking
our next vacation there?
279
00:13:54,981 --> 00:13:57,115
Mmm. I was thinking
more Canton, Ohio.
280
00:13:57,183 --> 00:13:58,950
Football Hall of Fame.
281
00:13:59,018 --> 00:14:00,751
Hmm.
282
00:14:00,819 --> 00:14:04,753
Maybe we could just...
283
00:14:04,822 --> 00:14:06,622
For vacation?
284
00:14:06,690 --> 00:14:08,456
Why not?
285
00:14:08,524 --> 00:14:11,124
Oh, my God.
286
00:14:11,192 --> 00:14:14,494
This works for anything.
287
00:14:14,561 --> 00:14:16,196
Let the machine get it.
288
00:14:16,263 --> 00:14:17,863
Doug, On Machine: Hey, you've
reached the Heffernans.
289
00:14:17,931 --> 00:14:19,131
Leave a message.
290
00:14:19,199 --> 00:14:21,133
Hey, this is Henry
from the bed store.
291
00:14:21,200 --> 00:14:23,367
Good news. Your bed
came in early.
292
00:14:23,435 --> 00:14:25,268
Just call us with your
credit card info,
293
00:14:25,336 --> 00:14:27,737
and we could have
it there tomorrow.
294
00:14:35,376 --> 00:14:37,111
I guess our bed's in.
295
00:14:37,178 --> 00:14:39,378
Yeah.
296
00:14:41,047 --> 00:14:44,716
I should probably call him back.
297
00:14:44,784 --> 00:14:47,484
Yeahhhh.
298
00:14:51,355 --> 00:14:53,455
I don't want this
to end, Carrie.
299
00:14:53,523 --> 00:14:56,091
Neither do I!
300
00:14:56,159 --> 00:14:57,625
So what do we do?
301
00:14:57,693 --> 00:14:59,627
All right. Let's just
think this through.
302
00:14:59,694 --> 00:15:01,728
So we're sleeping
in separate beds.
303
00:15:01,796 --> 00:15:03,129
Does that necessarily mean
304
00:15:03,197 --> 00:15:05,364
that there's something wrong
with our relationship?
305
00:15:05,432 --> 00:15:07,399
I don't think so. We're
still having sex.
306
00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,501
A little bit. That
one time, anyway.
307
00:15:09,569 --> 00:15:11,502
Hey, we were no
record-breakers before.
308
00:15:11,570 --> 00:15:14,204
Thank you! I mean...
309
00:15:14,271 --> 00:15:15,505
now that I have my own space...
310
00:15:15,573 --> 00:15:17,739
I mean, I more rested,
I'm more relaxed.
311
00:15:17,807 --> 00:15:19,575
I mean, even the way
we say good night...
312
00:15:19,642 --> 00:15:21,609
I was just going to say I love
the way we say good night.
313
00:15:21,677 --> 00:15:22,610
Yeah!
314
00:15:22,678 --> 00:15:24,311
It's so classy and respectful.
315
00:15:24,378 --> 00:15:28,614
It's like we're British,
but in a good way.
316
00:15:28,682 --> 00:15:31,916
So, it sounds like we're
doing OK here then, right?
317
00:15:31,983 --> 00:15:34,018
Sure! Look, we're a
very happy couple
318
00:15:34,086 --> 00:15:35,852
that just happens to
sleep in separate beds.
319
00:15:35,920 --> 00:15:37,020
That's not weird.
320
00:15:37,088 --> 00:15:37,954
Yeah!
321
00:15:38,022 --> 00:15:39,888
2 people who sleep
in the same bed,
322
00:15:39,956 --> 00:15:41,357
now that's weird.
323
00:15:41,425 --> 00:15:42,724
That's disgusting.
324
00:15:42,791 --> 00:15:44,726
We're... we're trailblazers.
325
00:15:44,793 --> 00:15:47,060
We do the things together
that we enjoy doing together,
326
00:15:47,128 --> 00:15:49,596
and if that doesn't include
eating, sleeping, and recreation,
327
00:15:49,663 --> 00:15:51,997
then so be it!
328
00:16:03,272 --> 00:16:04,205
Hey, Arthur.
329
00:16:04,273 --> 00:16:08,676
Louis.
330
00:16:08,743 --> 00:16:10,344
How you doing?
331
00:16:10,411 --> 00:16:13,113
I'm, uh, fine.
332
00:16:13,247 --> 00:16:15,648
I live a very normal life!
333
00:16:17,349 --> 00:16:19,684
You think I could use
Carrie's fax machine?
334
00:16:19,752 --> 00:16:21,051
Go right ahead. It's upstairs.
335
00:16:21,118 --> 00:16:21,986
Thanks.
336
00:16:22,053 --> 00:16:25,121
Oh, I'm having a
barbecue tomorrow.
337
00:16:25,188 --> 00:16:27,288
You could bring your
friend Mickey if you want.
338
00:16:27,356 --> 00:16:30,824
We are domino partners
and nothing more!
339
00:16:32,961 --> 00:16:33,994
What?
340
00:16:34,062 --> 00:16:36,195
I believe you have
a fax to send.
341
00:16:51,707 --> 00:16:54,509
Oh, my God.
342
00:16:59,813 --> 00:17:01,580
Oh, yeah. Lou's
barbecue is tonight.
343
00:17:01,648 --> 00:17:03,481
Let's not get sucked in.
We have things to do.
344
00:17:03,549 --> 00:17:04,615
OK.
345
00:17:04,684 --> 00:17:05,616
Hey, guys.
346
00:17:05,685 --> 00:17:08,052
Hey, Lou.
347
00:17:08,119 --> 00:17:12,121
Hey, what are you grilling up?
Some power bars?
348
00:17:12,189 --> 00:17:13,855
No, just chicken. You want some?
349
00:17:13,923 --> 00:17:16,423
Oh, no, no, no. Actually, we're,
uh, we're going out to eat.
350
00:17:16,491 --> 00:17:18,259
I mean, I'm going to eat.
351
00:17:18,327 --> 00:17:20,760
She's... she's going
to catch a movie.
352
00:17:20,828 --> 00:17:22,996
Oh, boy.
353
00:17:24,363 --> 00:17:26,098
It's none of my business,
354
00:17:26,166 --> 00:17:28,432
but Dustin and I went through
this a few years ago.
355
00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,400
If you ever need to talk...
356
00:17:31,535 --> 00:17:33,336
Talk about what?
357
00:17:33,404 --> 00:17:35,138
Your sleeping arrangements.
358
00:17:35,205 --> 00:17:37,672
How do you know about that?
359
00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:39,707
We heard.
360
00:17:39,775 --> 00:17:40,975
And we're here for you.
361
00:17:43,811 --> 00:17:46,913
Look, there are no
problems here, OK?
362
00:17:46,981 --> 00:17:49,181
We happen to be very happy.
363
00:17:49,249 --> 00:17:52,950
Arthur: You don't have to
defend yourselves to them.
364
00:17:56,421 --> 00:17:57,521
Dad?
365
00:17:57,588 --> 00:17:59,788
I'm down here.
366
00:17:59,856 --> 00:18:03,824
How dare you hypocrites
judge these young kids.
367
00:18:03,892 --> 00:18:06,793
So they lead completely
separate lives.
368
00:18:06,861 --> 00:18:09,795
So they sleep like young
boys at summer camp.
369
00:18:09,863 --> 00:18:12,031
It's none of your business.
370
00:18:12,099 --> 00:18:14,766
You're all nothing but a
bunch of dirty gossips,
371
00:18:14,833 --> 00:18:18,502
led by your queen
mother Lou Ferrigno.
372
00:18:27,075 --> 00:18:36,382
♪ You have no right to
ask me how I feel ♪
373
00:18:36,450 --> 00:18:46,522
♪ You have no right to
speak to me so kind ♪
374
00:18:46,589 --> 00:18:49,790
♪ I can't go on
375
00:18:49,858 --> 00:18:56,462
♪ Just holding on to times ♪
376
00:18:56,530 --> 00:18:58,796
♪ Now that we're living ♪
377
00:18:58,864 --> 00:19:05,168
♪ Living separate lives
378
00:19:19,813 --> 00:19:21,881
You're still awake?
379
00:19:21,949 --> 00:19:24,682
Yeah. You?
380
00:19:24,750 --> 00:19:28,118
Well, I just asked
you, so, yeah.
381
00:19:31,288 --> 00:19:32,221
I never asked you.
382
00:19:32,289 --> 00:19:33,655
How was your movie tonight?
383
00:19:33,723 --> 00:19:36,391
Oh, it was great. You
would have hated it.
384
00:19:36,458 --> 00:19:38,292
You would have been
making your stupid jokes
385
00:19:38,394 --> 00:19:42,529
and adding your sound effects
to the quiet moments.
386
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:44,729
You would have
totally annoyed me.
387
00:19:47,033 --> 00:19:48,333
But you know, hon, I...
388
00:19:48,401 --> 00:19:49,767
I missed you there.
389
00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:52,168
You know...
390
00:19:52,236 --> 00:19:55,471
I felt the same way when
I went to Eddie's U-Fry.
391
00:19:55,539 --> 00:19:57,705
You went back there?
392
00:19:57,773 --> 00:20:02,877
Yeah. I'm on their
frequent-fryer program.
393
00:20:05,613 --> 00:20:07,814
The point is, it was...
It was ladies night,
394
00:20:07,880 --> 00:20:10,215
and there were all
these couples,
395
00:20:10,283 --> 00:20:11,482
and romance was in the air,
396
00:20:11,550 --> 00:20:14,685
and I was just
sitting there alone.
397
00:20:15,853 --> 00:20:21,690
I looked down at my basket
of deep-fried pound cake,
398
00:20:21,757 --> 00:20:25,626
and I thought, "Man,
something's missing."
399
00:20:25,693 --> 00:20:27,928
Some kind of syrup?
400
00:20:31,732 --> 00:20:33,231
No, you.
401
00:20:46,975 --> 00:20:48,675
This is nice.
402
00:20:48,743 --> 00:20:51,344
Yeah.
403
00:20:51,412 --> 00:20:55,781
Hey... crazy idea.
404
00:20:55,848 --> 00:21:01,785
Would you be interested in
taking our vacation... together?
405
00:21:01,853 --> 00:21:03,986
You know, I'd...
406
00:21:04,054 --> 00:21:06,055
I'd like that.
407
00:21:11,459 --> 00:21:15,761
We're going to the
Football Hall of Fame!
408
00:21:32,007 --> 00:21:34,342
There we go. Perfect.
409
00:21:34,410 --> 00:21:36,710
What did you do
with the twin beds?
410
00:21:36,777 --> 00:21:39,311
Great sleepover, Artie.
411
00:21:52,022 --> 00:21:53,989
Oh, my God.
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