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Whatcha got there?
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A Hungry-Man dinner.
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But I'm making dinner
in half an hour.
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Well, will you be offering
me "over one pound of food"?
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It was my every hope not to.
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And will you be serving your
dinner in little compartments
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'cause food just tastes
better that way?
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I was just gonna stick with
the traditional plate format.
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Well, then you've really made my
decision for me, haven't you?
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All right, electric bill, 75.14.
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Thanks for nothing, Con Ed.
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Why can't we just make our
own electricity, you know?
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Hook your dad up to, like,
a big hamster wheel.
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All right, come on.
Make yourself useful.
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Add up on the calculator
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all the bills I already paid.
OK, you ready?
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Yes'm.
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OK, 150.
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18.95.
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48.01.
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OK.
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And 75.14.
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75.14.
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What do you got?
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6,000,382.
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It seems high.
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What do you want?
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The calculator's the
size of a cracker.
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My finger hits all
the buttons at once.
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All right. So I am
getting 292.10,
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which means we have
enough left over
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to pay our credit card bill.
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For the month?
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No, for good.
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It's been hanging over
our heads for 6 years,
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and it's finally over.
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Let me see that.
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No longer being Master Card's bitch?
Priceless.
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I gotta tell you, honey,
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we're really digging ourselves
out of the hole here.
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I mean, we're paying off
our credit card bill,
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we're paying your parents back.
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We're making headway on the car.
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You know what?
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We may avoid debtor's
prison after all.
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Sweet. Yeah.
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Although, in prison,
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they serve food in the
little compartments.
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No, I'm really proud of us.
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You know, this cutting
back, not eating out,
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not shopping. It's
really helping.
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Told you we could do it.
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I gotta tell you, though.
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The not shopping part
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has been really hard on me.
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I walk 6 blocks out
of my way to work
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to avoid Bloomingdale's.
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That's funny. I cut
through Bloomingdale's
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to avoid Wendy's.
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Hey, crazy thought here.
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Since we've both been
so thrifty lately,
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maybe tomorrow we could
each pick ourselves up
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a little treat?
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What do you mean? I don't know.
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Just a little something to say,
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"Hey, Doug. Hey, Carrie,
you done good."
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I like the way you
think, big guy.
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All right, let's meet here
tomorrow, treats in hand.
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What's the matter?
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5, 4, 3, 2...
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one.
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So close.
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Did that sound like the
beginning of Thunder Road?
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The last time I
heard Thunder Road,
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I didn't wanna kill myself,
so I'm gonna say no.
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Well, I've only had this thing
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about an hour and a
half, so back it down.
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Sorry. I'm stressed.
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I'm having some
girlfriend trouble.
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Really? Why don't you
tell it to the blues man?
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I'm sorry. What's up?
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Denise is terrified of dogs.
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She won't even set
foot in my apartment
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because of Allen here.
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Are you sure it's Allen
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and not the life-sized
Lost In Space robot?
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I'm being serious, man.
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I don't know what to do.
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Well, let's see.
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You haven't had a
girlfriend in 5 years.
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Why don't you take
the dog for a ride?
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OK. Uh, I don't like
that kind of talk
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even in jest, OK? I gotta go.
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Oh, come on! Hey, wait.
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I'll play you a little
Spence's Theme, huh?
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Good-bye.
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Carrie: Hello?
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Hey!
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Hey, honey. What's that?
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Uh, a little treat
I bought myself.
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Listen.
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I call that Carrie's Theme.
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That's your treat? Yeah.
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How much was it?
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It was, like, 28 bucks,
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and they threw in
the neck holder.
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It's great. So now I
can play while I drive
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or while we make love.
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What'd you get?
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Oh, n-nothing special.
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Let me see. What's in the bag?
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Take it out. Come on.
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A leather jacket?
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How much did that cost?
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400.
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What?!
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Well, I was gonna buy these
cute little bath soaps,
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but then I saw this and I
just thought it would be...
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better.
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Well, you said we
should buy ourselves
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something that
says we done good,
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and this says I done good!
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No, that says I done spent
a crapload of money!
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All right, you know what?
You're right.
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You're right. I'm
gonna take it back.
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I can't believe you!
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We just got out of debt,
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and you go out and do
something like this?
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You're right. You're right.
I mean, $400,
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that's gonna put us
right back in the hole.
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I just said I will take it back.
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Well, you gave in too soon!
I'm still mad!
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That's our new Yves Saint
Laurent summer suit.
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Isn't it fun?
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Oh, yes.
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It's beautiful.
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You know, it's 20% off.
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It normally goes for 1,800.
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Oh, great.
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Uh, no. No. I'm just here
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to return a leather jacket.
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I bought it yesterday.
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Oh. Was there some
problem with it?
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Uh, no. Actually, uh,
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when I got home last night,
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it turns out my husband
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already bought me
a leather jacket.
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He does that kind of
stuff all the time.
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He's a doctor.
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No problem. We have a
7-day return policy.
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In fact, you could've enjoyed
this for 6 more days.
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Check it out.
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♪ Scaring me
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You know what this is?
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This is the new Yves
Saint Laurent suit.
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What? You went shopping?
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I thought we just
talked about this.
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Yeah. Guess how much it cost me.
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I'm guessing more than $20.
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Well, it sells for $1,800,
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but for me, it was nothing.
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Nada. Zip.
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What?
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That's right, I found a
loophole in the system!
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I could still go shopping.
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If I see something I
like, I just buy it,
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I tuck in the tags
when I wear it,
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and then I keep it really clean.
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And then in 7 to 30 days,
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depending on the store,
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I take it back for
a full refund.
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Slap it high! Come on!
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No, I ain't slapping it high.
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Why not?
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Because what you're
doing is wrong.
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It's not wrong. I'm
being thrifty.
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No, you're being shoplifty.
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The only reason stores
let you return stuff
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is if there's a problem with it.
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There is a problem
with it, Doug.
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It cost $1,800.
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Oh, slap it high, buddy!
Come on!
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That's gotta stop right there.
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Come on. Look, I know I'm
not being Mother Theresa,
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but we can't afford to
buy clothes right now,
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and you know that I love
to have nice clothes.
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So, if I do this once in a while
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to make myself feel
good, is that so wrong?
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You're nuts, you know that?
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All right. Whatever.
Knock yourself out.
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Thank you. Hey, you
want me to buy you
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a Sony Playstation
for 7 to 30 days?
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No. I want no part of this.
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All right.
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Hey, so, um, what do
you want for dinner...
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In 5, 4, 3, 2, 1.
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Damn, I'm good.
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Spence: OK, we're coming out.
You ready?
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Sure.
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OK. Hey, Allen.
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This is Denise. You
remember Denise.
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Don't worry. She does not have
a fire extinguisher today.
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Say hi, Denise.
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H-H-Hi, Allen.
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I'm gonna set him down
here nice and slow.
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There you go.
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Now...
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you can pet him.
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Nice doggie.
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Come on, touch him. He's
like a little brown pillow.
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Aah! I did it! I did it!
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We're making some real progress.
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Now, I'm gonna go into the kitchen
and get us some beverages.
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What? What?
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I'll be right back.
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I'm just gonna let you
two get acquainted.
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Allen, Denise was
born in Michigan.
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It's true.
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See? You two did great.
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How are you feeling?
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OK, I guess.
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I think the three of us are
gonna get along just fine.
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Aah!
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Aaaaah!
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How could anyone be scared
of that little dog?
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He's so cute. His
little bug eyes.
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His little tail. Whoo-hoo-hoo.
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He's cute, right?
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I've actually never
looked directly at him.
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Hey, Spence, I got you down
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for chicken lo mein
and an egg roll.
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Deac, you got spare ribs
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and beef and broccoli, right?
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Actually, I think I
ordered too much meat.
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Really? I think you ordered
too much broccoli.
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Hello, guys.
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Hey, Car.
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Doug: Hey, babe.
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Whoa! Smokin' outfit!
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Oh, this? Just a
little something
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I picked up at a little
store called Prada.
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But you're sweet.
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Honey, we're ordering
Chinese food.
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Do you want me to hang
on to the receipt
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in case you wanna return
it when we're done?
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Ha ha ha.
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Listen, you can make
your little jokes,
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but I gotta tell you, honey.
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Ever since I've been wearing
these clothes to work,
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it's like they don't look at me
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like I'm just a
secretary anymore.
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As a matter of fact, you
know what happened today?
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Mr. Kaplan invited us to his
annual bash out in the Hamptons.
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Things just keep gettin' better.
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Come on, it'll be fun.
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Oh! Oh. Little favor. What?
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Um, this dress and these shoes
need to go back tomorrow
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to 2 different stores.
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I'm not gonna have the time,
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so if you could just
return the shoes for me,
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that would be great.
262
00:11:39,252 --> 00:11:42,486
Oh, no. I'm not getting
sucked into your web of...
263
00:11:42,553 --> 00:11:44,485
bringing things back.
264
00:11:44,553 --> 00:11:45,787
But, Doug, you have to.
265
00:11:45,855 --> 00:11:49,187
If not, then we just bought
a pair of $350 shoes.
266
00:11:50,923 --> 00:11:52,187
Well, what do I even say?
267
00:11:52,255 --> 00:11:53,321
OK, it's simple.
268
00:11:53,389 --> 00:11:55,489
All you have to say is
these are a size 6.
269
00:11:55,558 --> 00:11:57,189
Turns out I needed 6 1/2,
270
00:11:57,257 --> 00:11:59,423
and they don't have half
sizes, so you're home free.
271
00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:01,823
Fine, but I'm building
that go-cart.
272
00:12:10,093 --> 00:12:12,359
I'm returning these shoes.
It's a return.
273
00:12:14,527 --> 00:12:15,727
Can I help you?
274
00:12:15,796 --> 00:12:17,728
Yes, I'd like to,
uh, return these.
275
00:12:18,963 --> 00:12:20,295
Oh. Pity.
276
00:12:20,363 --> 00:12:21,296
Yeah.
277
00:12:21,363 --> 00:12:22,729
Uh, they're a little
on the small side.
278
00:12:22,796 --> 00:12:24,496
My wife's a 6 1/2,
279
00:12:24,564 --> 00:12:26,497
and those there, they're a 6.
280
00:12:27,597 --> 00:12:29,098
But these are 6 1/2.
281
00:12:29,165 --> 00:12:31,864
No, they're 6. See? See the 6?
282
00:12:32,999 --> 00:12:35,099
Yeah, but there's an
umlaut over the 6.
283
00:12:35,167 --> 00:12:37,399
In Europe, that means 6 1/2.
284
00:12:40,901 --> 00:12:42,201
Why don't I get you a size 7,
285
00:12:42,268 --> 00:12:43,400
and those should be right.
286
00:12:43,467 --> 00:12:46,068
No. No. No 7s. She'd
be swimming in a 7.
287
00:12:46,135 --> 00:12:48,534
But you just said these
were tight on her.
288
00:12:48,602 --> 00:12:50,969
Yes. Um, you know, it's not
really a length issue.
289
00:12:51,036 --> 00:12:54,603
Uh, her feet are more roundish.
290
00:12:54,671 --> 00:12:57,571
They're like hooves, actually.
291
00:12:58,705 --> 00:12:59,639
Uh-huh.
292
00:12:59,706 --> 00:13:02,405
Would you excuse me one second?
293
00:13:02,472 --> 00:13:03,805
Yeah.
294
00:13:03,873 --> 00:13:04,772
Heindrich?
295
00:13:04,840 --> 00:13:06,139
Ja?
296
00:13:36,181 --> 00:13:37,348
Hey.
297
00:13:37,416 --> 00:13:41,782
What do you think of my
Dolce and Ga-borrowed?
298
00:13:41,850 --> 00:13:43,516
That's great. Here you go.
299
00:13:43,583 --> 00:13:45,749
Are those the shoes?
300
00:13:45,816 --> 00:13:47,416
I told you to return those!
301
00:13:47,485 --> 00:13:48,584
I couldn't do it.
302
00:13:48,651 --> 00:13:49,316
What happened?!
303
00:13:49,384 --> 00:13:50,850
I told you exactly what to say!
304
00:13:50,918 --> 00:13:51,817
You weren't there.
305
00:13:51,885 --> 00:13:53,218
It was like going
through customs
306
00:13:53,286 --> 00:13:55,785
with a suitcase full of heroin.
307
00:13:55,853 --> 00:13:58,653
This screws up everything.
308
00:14:02,021 --> 00:14:04,488
All right, the belt has to
go back to Gucci tomorrow,
309
00:14:04,555 --> 00:14:07,655
so if I go during lunch, I can take
the shoes back in the morning.
310
00:14:07,723 --> 00:14:10,155
Oh, crap. They don't
open till 10:00.
311
00:14:10,223 --> 00:14:13,023
Don't these people
understand I have a job?
312
00:14:13,091 --> 00:14:14,489
OK, the belt. The belt.
The belt.
313
00:14:14,557 --> 00:14:15,890
Where's the belt?
Where's the belt?
314
00:14:17,391 --> 00:14:19,391
Oh, my God.
315
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:20,824
Here's the belt.
316
00:14:21,926 --> 00:14:22,859
Honey, oh, don't touch that.
317
00:14:22,927 --> 00:14:24,725
That hasn't been processed.
318
00:14:24,793 --> 00:14:27,360
OK. So, if I take the
shoes back at lunch,
319
00:14:27,428 --> 00:14:29,227
they're a day late,
but I'll cry.
320
00:14:29,294 --> 00:14:31,327
I think I could push it through.
321
00:14:31,395 --> 00:14:34,262
But the belt. The belt. OK.
322
00:14:34,329 --> 00:14:37,362
Oh, all right. I'll take it
when I take the sweater back.
323
00:14:37,430 --> 00:14:39,263
They've got a Gucci
counter at Saks.
324
00:14:39,330 --> 00:14:40,497
OK, everything's fine!
325
00:14:40,565 --> 00:14:42,197
Mmm.
326
00:14:42,265 --> 00:14:44,230
Everything not fine.
327
00:14:44,298 --> 00:14:45,765
What's going on here?
328
00:14:45,832 --> 00:14:47,897
You said you were only gonna do
this with a couple of things.
329
00:14:47,965 --> 00:14:49,199
What difference does it make?
330
00:14:49,266 --> 00:14:50,432
Everything's gonna get
returned on time.
331
00:14:50,499 --> 00:14:51,832
Carrie, there's, like,
100 things in here.
332
00:14:51,900 --> 00:14:53,133
What if you mess up?
What if we get stuck
333
00:14:53,201 --> 00:14:54,400
having to pay for something?
334
00:14:54,468 --> 00:14:56,234
Everything is under control, OK?
335
00:14:56,302 --> 00:14:59,301
Everything gets tagged,
bagged, and returned on time.
336
00:14:59,369 --> 00:15:01,801
The system works!
337
00:15:01,869 --> 00:15:04,802
Yeah, it works great if you're
the guy in A Beautiful Mind.
338
00:15:06,903 --> 00:15:08,870
It's not a system.
It's a disease.
339
00:15:08,938 --> 00:15:10,204
Oh, come on.
340
00:15:10,272 --> 00:15:11,837
No, it is. You buy
a bunch of stuff.
341
00:15:11,905 --> 00:15:13,337
You get a big buzz off that.
342
00:15:13,405 --> 00:15:14,904
Then you turn around,
you bring it back.
343
00:15:14,972 --> 00:15:16,872
It's like...
344
00:15:16,940 --> 00:15:19,273
it's like you have
shopping bulimia.
345
00:15:19,340 --> 00:15:22,640
All right. You know, you
are way over the top here.
346
00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:23,741
It's not a disease.
347
00:15:23,809 --> 00:15:25,407
It's just something that
makes me feel good.
348
00:15:25,475 --> 00:15:27,241
End of story.
349
00:15:27,309 --> 00:15:28,241
What are you doing?
350
00:15:28,309 --> 00:15:29,543
Nothing. I have an itch.
351
00:15:30,642 --> 00:15:31,776
Your arm's all red here.
352
00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:33,543
Why is it... all red?
353
00:15:33,610 --> 00:15:36,310
It's just where I
tuck in the tags.
354
00:15:36,379 --> 00:15:39,112
Oh, my God. You've
given yourself a rash.
355
00:15:39,180 --> 00:15:41,411
You have tag rash!
356
00:15:41,480 --> 00:15:44,280
Would you stop? It's nothing!
357
00:15:44,347 --> 00:15:46,245
It's not nothing! You're
killing yourself.
358
00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:50,281
Or at least irritating yourself
quite a bit on one arm.
359
00:15:51,782 --> 00:15:53,781
Now this is getting
way out of control.
360
00:15:53,848 --> 00:15:56,415
Carrie, it's taken
over your life.
361
00:15:56,483 --> 00:15:59,516
But I can't take this
stuff back, Doug.
362
00:15:59,584 --> 00:16:02,150
It's the nicest
wardrobe I've ever had.
363
00:16:02,218 --> 00:16:04,884
It's not yours.
364
00:16:04,952 --> 00:16:07,285
Now end this. For me.
365
00:16:09,352 --> 00:16:10,286
Fine.
366
00:16:10,354 --> 00:16:11,986
I'll take it back.
367
00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:14,486
I may need to borrow your truck.
368
00:16:18,155 --> 00:16:21,588
Hey, buddy. You're gonna
love the Freibergers.
369
00:16:21,656 --> 00:16:24,822
They've got a big yard and kids.
370
00:16:24,924 --> 00:16:27,924
And I'll be there to
see you every weekend.
371
00:16:27,991 --> 00:16:31,157
You know, it'll be
just like old...
372
00:16:31,225 --> 00:16:33,792
times. I'm sorry.
373
00:16:33,859 --> 00:16:35,992
I said that I wasn't
gonna do this.
374
00:16:36,059 --> 00:16:38,460
Can we, um, move
this along, please?
375
00:16:38,527 --> 00:16:41,493
Yeah. I'll just, uh...
376
00:16:41,561 --> 00:16:43,893
I'll just get my coat and
get him out of here.
377
00:17:15,035 --> 00:17:16,502
He saved me!
378
00:17:19,704 --> 00:17:21,437
I think we're gonna make it.
379
00:17:28,372 --> 00:17:30,139
Wow.
380
00:17:30,206 --> 00:17:33,106
My boss has really done
good for himself, huh?
381
00:17:33,173 --> 00:17:37,074
Yeah, if you're into the
sprawling beach estate thing.
382
00:17:37,142 --> 00:17:38,808
Carrie!
383
00:17:38,875 --> 00:17:40,475
Oh, speak of the devil.
Mr. Kaplan, hi.
384
00:17:40,542 --> 00:17:42,041
Thank you so much
for inviting us.
385
00:17:42,109 --> 00:17:43,475
You remember my husband Doug.
386
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,643
Oh, sure. Glad you
could make it.
387
00:17:45,710 --> 00:17:48,810
Oh, and that must
be little Harrison.
388
00:17:48,878 --> 00:17:49,710
Yeah.
389
00:17:49,778 --> 00:17:51,209
I got a wife, 3 nannies,
390
00:17:51,277 --> 00:17:52,745
and something they
call an au pair,
391
00:17:52,813 --> 00:17:55,546
and yet I'm stuck
holding the damn thing.
392
00:17:55,612 --> 00:17:56,812
Could you hold him for a second?
393
00:17:56,879 --> 00:17:58,345
I wanna go find Tiffany.
394
00:17:58,413 --> 00:18:00,046
Oh, you know, I really
shouldn't, you know?
395
00:18:00,113 --> 00:18:02,080
I've always been a bit
of a butterfingers.
396
00:18:02,148 --> 00:18:03,080
You know, even as a kid,
397
00:18:03,148 --> 00:18:05,180
all my dolls just... splat!
398
00:18:07,249 --> 00:18:08,548
I trust you.
399
00:18:14,618 --> 00:18:15,550
OK.
400
00:18:15,618 --> 00:18:16,716
Thank you.
401
00:18:20,951 --> 00:18:22,252
What is wrong with you?
402
00:18:22,319 --> 00:18:23,618
Nothing.
403
00:18:23,686 --> 00:18:25,919
Carrie, he's a baby.
He's not a badger.
404
00:18:25,987 --> 00:18:27,253
Hold him.
405
00:18:27,321 --> 00:18:29,853
I just... I really shouldn't
be holding him, that's all.
406
00:18:29,921 --> 00:18:31,053
What do you mean? What...
why do you...
407
00:18:35,056 --> 00:18:37,356
Wait a second.
408
00:18:37,424 --> 00:18:39,189
Is that one of those
expensive designer things?
409
00:18:39,257 --> 00:18:41,922
I don't know. I don't think so.
410
00:18:41,990 --> 00:18:44,224
I thought you told me you
were bringing them all back.
411
00:18:44,291 --> 00:18:45,757
I couldn't.
412
00:18:45,825 --> 00:18:46,857
Why not?
413
00:18:46,925 --> 00:18:48,957
I went through the room this morning.
It was empty.
414
00:18:49,025 --> 00:18:50,892
Yes, because I brought 'em
all down to my dad's room.
415
00:18:50,960 --> 00:18:52,793
I told him I won them
all in a game show.
416
00:18:53,961 --> 00:18:55,293
I can't believe you.
417
00:18:55,361 --> 00:18:56,694
How much did this
thing cost, anyway?
418
00:18:56,761 --> 00:18:57,694
I don't know.
419
00:18:57,762 --> 00:18:58,694
Shominy!
420
00:18:58,762 --> 00:19:00,061
Stop.
421
00:19:00,128 --> 00:19:02,795
I couldn't drag Tiffany
away from her friends.
422
00:19:02,862 --> 00:19:05,195
She's busy showing
off her new lips.
423
00:19:05,264 --> 00:19:06,829
Anyway, big favor to ask.
424
00:19:06,897 --> 00:19:09,363
Apparently this little
guy needs to be fed.
425
00:19:09,431 --> 00:19:12,197
Would you mind doing the honors?
426
00:19:12,265 --> 00:19:13,165
Oh. Uh...
427
00:19:13,233 --> 00:19:16,265
Boy, uh, what you got there?
428
00:19:16,333 --> 00:19:19,232
It's very, uh... very blue.
429
00:19:19,301 --> 00:19:21,000
Fresh mashed blueberries.
430
00:19:21,067 --> 00:19:23,032
Come on, Carrie. Get in there.
431
00:19:23,268 --> 00:19:26,501
OK. Here you go.
432
00:19:26,568 --> 00:19:28,202
Make sure you get it all
in your mouth, buddy.
433
00:19:28,269 --> 00:19:31,102
Careful there, honey. You're losing
a little on the left side there.
434
00:19:31,170 --> 00:19:33,437
You know what? I'm just gonna
run and get you a napkin.
435
00:19:35,004 --> 00:19:37,437
Kaplan: Uh-oh. I've
seen that look before.
436
00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:16,080
Oh, Doug, I'm so sorry.
437
00:20:16,147 --> 00:20:18,514
I'll go get someone to
get you a wet towel.
438
00:20:26,450 --> 00:20:28,216
Well, at least we own that.
439
00:20:36,052 --> 00:20:38,452
Doug, you coming?
440
00:20:40,753 --> 00:20:43,220
Let's get it on.
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