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Guess what song I'm playing.
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I have no idea.
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You're not even gonna try?
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No.
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OK. So when our kid
comes home and says,
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"Mom, this reading
thing's too hard.
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I don't want to try,"
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you're gonna be OK with that.
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You're playing your belly.
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Just guess.
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Dancing Queen?
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OK. Try again, but this time
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pull your head out of your ass.
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I don't know. Just tell me.
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It's clearly I
Love Rock N' Roll.
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♪ I love rock n' roll!
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♪ So put another dime
in the jukebox, baby ♪
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Oh, yeah. I hear it now.
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Both: ♪ I love rock n' roll
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Yeah.
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Right? Yeah.
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Now I'm gonna slow things down
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with a song I know
the ladies love:
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Devil Went Down to Georgia.
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All right. So after this,
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we got to go to the post
office and then the drugstore.
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I have to pick up my
father's prescription.
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I haven't picked
it up for 2 weeks,
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and I caught him
blinking uncontrollably.
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What's wrong?
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I'm just really depressed
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that we're having
fish for dinner.
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We talked about this.
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You need to start eating
healthy at some point.
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It's either now,
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or later through a tube.
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Tube later, steakums now.
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My boss said he was gonna
page me this weekend
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and tell me whether or
not I got my raise.
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Great. "Monday's bagel
should be poppy."
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I hate it here.
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Can we go?
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No. We have to get dinner.
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Look, there's a
special on mahimahi.
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You'd like it. It
tastes just like steak.
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You know what? I'll get excited
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when there's a fish that
tastes like Doritos.
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Isn't that Father McAndrew?
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Oh, man, it is.
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Oh, great. We never
go to church.
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Now we're seeing him
here in a fish market.
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How embarrassing is that?
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Why? It's not like it's
a nudie fish market.
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Doug, Carrie!
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Oh, hi! Look who it is!
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How have you both been doing?
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Great. We're doing really great.
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Hey, nice sweat suit.
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What are ya, wrasslin'
with the devil?
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Is the devil funny to you, Doug?
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No, no. I didn't... I didn't...
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Just teasing. Ha ha ha!
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Oh, good one!
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I was known as the class clown
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back at our Lady of
Perpetual Sorrow.
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Well, you still got it.
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Yeah.
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Good to see you.
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Good to see you, too.
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Of course, I'd also love to see
you both in church sometime.
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Absolutely. Yes, we
should do that...
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without a doubt. At some point.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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How about this Sunday?
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That'd be great.
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No, no, no, no! Come on.
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Don't snooze it again.
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It's church time.
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Time to get ho-ly!
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Ohh. I can't believe
you got us into this.
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Just 'cause you couldn't
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keep your big, fat
Twinkie-hole shut.
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Let's go, mama.
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No. I don't wanna go.
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Take someone else.
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Get a hooker and dress
her up like me.
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I may try that some night
when you're out of town,
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but not on the Lord's Day.
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I got to tell you.
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I'm kind of glad we ran
into Father McAndrew.
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I think it's about time we
started going to church.
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Think about it.
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How great will it be?
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Some day we'll be going to church
with our kids by our side.
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Little Doug will be
there with his freckles
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and his little tooth
missing in the front.
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And little Carrie's got
her pink dress on...
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OK. You know what? I'm
gonna start crying.
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I mean it. Shut up.
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Oh, good, you're up.
I'm pretty bored.
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I was hoping we
could do that thing
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where the two of you drive
me around until I doze off.
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We can't, Dad.
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We're going to church.
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What have you got, bingo?
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It's Sunday, Arthur.
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People go to church on Sunday.
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If by people you mean suckers.
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You know, that's
kind of offensive.
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I happen to take my
church pretty seriously.
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Fair enough.
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Say hello to the
Easter bunny for me.
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Hello, sir.
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You're not my Chinese
food, but hello.
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I'm Walt Urbanski.
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I work at Downey
Hills Real Estate.
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Ooh. Pish-posh.
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Just wanted to give you my card.
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If you're ever, uh, interested
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in putting this
house up for sale,
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you could do very well.
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It's a seller's
market right now.
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Really?
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Oh, yeah. I assume
you are the owner.
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Well, I'm certainly
not some old man
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who lives in the basement.
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I tell you...
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you set up an open house,
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this property would
practically sell itself.
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Huh.
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Well, what do I need you for?
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All right. Where do
you want to sit?
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Let's go up front. I
want to make sure
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Father McAndrew
knows we're here.
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I don't want to sit up front.
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I don't want to get
pulled up on stage.
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Pulled up on stage?
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It's not a magic act.
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Have you been to church, ever?
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All right. Let's
just sit over there.
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Arthur, what's going on?
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I'm having an open house.
Care for some Brie?
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Doug and Carrie are
selling the place?
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Don't mention Doug and Carrie.
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As far as anyone's concerned,
I'm the owner here.
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Are you telling me you're
showing their home
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without them even knowing it?
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Trust me. If I get a good offer,
the kids'll be delighted,
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then they'll get a bigger house,
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and I'll get to
live in a real room
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instead of that
glorified bomb shelter.
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No, no, Arthur, I'm sorry.
I can't let you do this.
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You're gonna get me in trouble.
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Hey, you're not involved.
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No, no, I am involved, because I'm
supposed to be walking you now,
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which means that you're my
responsibility, and I'm gonna get fired!
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Oh, God, oh, God, oh, God!
All right, all right!
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Get ahold of yourself! I can't!
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I'm gonna get in trouble! I
have to tell Doug and Carrie!
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All right. All right.
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What's it gonna take...
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to keep those pretty lips shut?
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You want money?
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You don't have any money.
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What about Rolos?
You like Rolos?
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I have a whole bunch downstairs!
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I do love Rolos. But
no, Arthur, no.
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That is not...
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Hey. Ahem.
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Hi.
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Hi.
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Can you tell me what year
the house was built?
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Uh...
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1776!
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Really? I thought this
neighborhood wasn't around
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till the 1930s.
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Well, this was originally a
trading post for beaver pelts.
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What are you talking about?
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All right, professor. It's a
seller's market. Hit the bricks!
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Bye-bye! Come on! Walk,
walk, walk, walk!
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Any other questions?
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And for the sick and
infirm in our parish,
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especially Catherine Donnelly
who had hip surgery this week,
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we pray to the Lord.
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All: Lord, hear our prayer.
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Father McAndrew: And please take a
moment to pray for whatever else
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you'd like to ask of
our Heavenly Father.
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I'm done.
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Keep going.
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I don't have anything
else to pray for.
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Think of something.
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I got my raise!
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Choir: ♪ Alleluia
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♪ Alleluia
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♪ Alleluia, alleluia
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♪ Alle-luia
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I am wiped. I'm gonna hit it.
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Yeah, me, too.
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Good night.
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Good night.
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What's happening here?
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I'm praying.
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I'm sorry, what?
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I'm saying my prayers.
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What, just because...
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of being in church today?
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Yeah. I liked what I saw,
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so I thought I'd
give it a whirl.
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Wow! I am really impressed.
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Thank you.
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And a little turned on.
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It's a whole new side of you...
the good girl side.
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All right. Can I get
back to my praying?
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Absolutely.
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You're a good girl.
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A good girl...
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Doug.
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Sorry.
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So what'd you, uh...
What'd you pray for?
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I can't tell you. Then
it won't come true.
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OK, it's not like blowing
out your birthday candles.
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All right. I prayed for Mrs.
Donnelly,
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you know, the one
who broke her hip?
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Well, that's sweet.
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And I prayed for these Gucci
shoes I love to go on sale.
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What?
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Yeah, they're black with
these silver strappy things,
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but they're a little out of my
price range, so... you know.
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Uh, you know...
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y-you can't pray for shoes.
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Why not?
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Because you're not supposed
to pray for petty things.
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Well, at church today I prayed
for my raise, and I got that.
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That's what you
were praying for?
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OK, you obviously have no
idea what you're doing here.
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Uh... an extra hundred
bucks a week says I do.
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OK. How can I explain
this to you?
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Let's pretend I'm God.
Well, gee,
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I'd love to end world hunger,
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but I'm too busy looking for cheap
shoes for Carrie. Oh, well!
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OK, you know, I believe that you
can pray for the important things,
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and you can also pray for the
not-so-important things.
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God's a pretty bright guy.
He can figure it out.
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That's how you think it works?
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Yeah, that's how I
think it works.
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You have no idea what
you're talking about.
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You don't even know
how to pray right.
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You're kneeling by the
bed like a 5-year-old.
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I will pray any way I want to.
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Fine. Pray the way you want...
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if you wanna look like a moron.
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What is your problem?
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My problem is you're using God
as your own personal genie!
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I am not! You are, too!
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You think that if you
want a pair of shoes,
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all you do is pray for them
and, poof, there's new shoes.
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That's not the way it works, OK?
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This... does not equal
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this!
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00:12:32,268 --> 00:12:35,567
I... did not do anything wrong.
261
00:12:35,635 --> 00:12:38,967
Once again, let's
pretend I'm God...
262
00:12:39,035 --> 00:12:43,169
OK, don't do God again. You do about
the worst God I've ever heard.
263
00:12:43,236 --> 00:12:44,736
You know what? That's it.
You're done.
264
00:12:44,802 --> 00:12:46,402
You're done praying. It's over.
265
00:12:46,470 --> 00:12:48,368
Excuse me?
266
00:12:48,436 --> 00:12:50,069
Yeah, that's right. I forbid it.
267
00:12:50,135 --> 00:12:51,835
Oh, you forbid it. OK.
You know what?
268
00:12:51,902 --> 00:12:55,968
I just thought of a few more
things I want to pray for.
269
00:12:56,036 --> 00:12:58,435
Oh, really? What, is there a...
lipstick out there
270
00:12:58,502 --> 00:13:00,369
that you actually don't have?
271
00:13:00,437 --> 00:13:02,203
You know what?
272
00:13:02,271 --> 00:13:04,337
Try praying with this
in the background.
273
00:13:04,404 --> 00:13:06,770
Oh! Look at that. Dallas!
274
00:13:06,838 --> 00:13:08,870
Oh, yeah! Bring it!
275
00:13:11,405 --> 00:13:12,936
Yeah!
276
00:13:13,004 --> 00:13:14,771
You know what? Fine.
277
00:13:14,838 --> 00:13:17,937
I will just use my prayers
to cancel out your prayers.
278
00:13:18,005 --> 00:13:20,137
Oh, bring it!
279
00:13:20,205 --> 00:13:22,371
Oh, I'm bringin' it!
280
00:13:23,672 --> 00:13:25,337
You're goin' down!
281
00:13:33,639 --> 00:13:35,104
This is it.
282
00:13:35,172 --> 00:13:36,438
This is our house.
283
00:13:36,505 --> 00:13:38,171
I know! I know!
284
00:13:41,374 --> 00:13:44,105
I think we'd like
to make an offer.
285
00:13:44,173 --> 00:13:46,773
Well, as you know, Mr. Ling,
this is a seller's market,
286
00:13:46,840 --> 00:13:48,372
so bring the big number.
287
00:13:48,439 --> 00:13:50,505
I'm in no mood to dance.
288
00:13:50,573 --> 00:13:54,706
I think we're willing to come pretty
close to the full asking price.
289
00:13:54,774 --> 00:13:56,805
You know what else
you're pretty close to?
290
00:13:56,873 --> 00:13:58,306
The door. See ya!
291
00:14:00,041 --> 00:14:01,973
I want this house.
292
00:14:02,040 --> 00:14:04,240
OK. OK. Um...
293
00:14:04,308 --> 00:14:06,640
I think we can give
you the asking price,
294
00:14:06,708 --> 00:14:09,007
but there's a few things
I'd like to see fixed up.
295
00:14:09,075 --> 00:14:13,774
Well, for the full price, I'll throw
in a fat houseboy named Douglas!
296
00:14:18,309 --> 00:14:20,174
Game Announcer: Jets deep in
the hole on their own 10,
297
00:14:20,242 --> 00:14:22,342
trailing by 5 with
a minute to go.
298
00:14:22,409 --> 00:14:23,641
Come on!
299
00:14:23,710 --> 00:14:26,241
Douglas, any chance we'll
be reshingling the roof
300
00:14:26,310 --> 00:14:28,108
in the next 2-3 weeks?
301
00:14:28,176 --> 00:14:29,175
No. Okey-doke.
302
00:14:30,477 --> 00:14:32,042
Testaverde dropping back...
303
00:14:32,108 --> 00:14:34,709
and he is sacked back at the 2!
304
00:14:34,776 --> 00:14:38,009
Second Announcer: And he had
Chrebet wide open over the middle.
305
00:14:38,076 --> 00:14:40,009
Someone should get
Vinny some glasses...
306
00:14:40,076 --> 00:14:42,010
Kinda like the frames
you got there.
307
00:14:42,077 --> 00:14:44,010
What do you got there, Bob?
308
00:14:44,077 --> 00:14:48,009
Whatever they are, even I saw
Chrebet from up here! Ha ha ha!
309
00:14:48,076 --> 00:14:51,677
Stop bantering! Not funny!
310
00:14:51,745 --> 00:14:53,844
Hey, sweetie.
311
00:14:53,912 --> 00:14:57,145
I just picked up my new shoes.
312
00:14:57,211 --> 00:14:58,677
What?
313
00:14:58,745 --> 00:15:00,978
Yeah. Those Gucci
shoes I prayed for?
314
00:15:01,079 --> 00:15:03,845
40% off. I only asked for 30.
315
00:15:03,913 --> 00:15:05,911
I'm on a roll!
316
00:15:05,978 --> 00:15:07,544
You know what? You're sick.
317
00:15:07,611 --> 00:15:09,678
You really have a problem.
318
00:15:09,744 --> 00:15:12,677
No. What I got is an
open-toed slingback
319
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:14,346
at a bargain price.
320
00:15:14,413 --> 00:15:16,545
Announcer: Well, this is it!
Fourth down!
321
00:15:16,613 --> 00:15:19,177
No time-outs left.
322
00:15:19,245 --> 00:15:20,511
Jets need the touchdown.
323
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:23,712
Second Announcer: Bob, what
the Jets need is a miracle.
324
00:15:35,448 --> 00:15:37,879
Oh, my God!
325
00:15:37,947 --> 00:15:39,512
You're praying for the Jets!
326
00:15:39,581 --> 00:15:41,013
No, I'm not. Yes, you were!
327
00:15:41,081 --> 00:15:42,812
You were praying for
the Jets to win!
328
00:15:42,881 --> 00:15:44,913
No. No. I was praying for
them to cover the spread.
329
00:15:44,980 --> 00:15:47,548
That's a whole other thing!
330
00:15:47,616 --> 00:15:49,948
You are such a hypocrite. You
get on my back about shoes,
331
00:15:50,015 --> 00:15:52,148
and you're praying
for a football game?
332
00:15:52,215 --> 00:15:54,913
Oh, please! Shoes are way more
petty than a football game!
333
00:15:54,981 --> 00:15:57,281
Is not! Can you wear
a football game?
334
00:15:57,349 --> 00:16:00,747
Can you spend an entire
Sunday watching shoes?!
335
00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,215
Yes, I can!
336
00:16:03,283 --> 00:16:06,182
Announcer: Testaverde wings it
out to Coles on the sideline...
337
00:16:06,250 --> 00:16:07,782
Whoa! And the defender tripped!
338
00:16:07,849 --> 00:16:10,782
Coles all alone! He
is waltzing in for 6.
339
00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:14,150
Jets win! This is unbelievable!
340
00:16:17,784 --> 00:16:20,884
We tell no one of this.
341
00:16:24,717 --> 00:16:26,450
Arthur!
342
00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:28,117
Arthur, what are you doing?
343
00:16:28,185 --> 00:16:29,984
The Lings are outta control.
344
00:16:30,051 --> 00:16:33,250
They want everything up to code!
345
00:16:33,318 --> 00:16:37,084
If I can just get past this
disclosure phase, I'm home free.
346
00:16:37,152 --> 00:16:39,417
What about disclosing the fact
that you don't own this house?
347
00:16:39,485 --> 00:16:41,684
You're very clever. Why
don't you use those brains
348
00:16:41,752 --> 00:16:44,217
to help me put a good spin
on this termite situation?
349
00:16:44,286 --> 00:16:47,051
No, no, Arthur, I am not
gonna be part of this.
350
00:16:47,119 --> 00:16:48,752
Hey, you're either
with me or against me.
351
00:16:48,820 --> 00:16:50,185
I'm against you.
That's not an option.
352
00:16:50,253 --> 00:16:53,017
You just gave it to
me as an option!
353
00:16:53,085 --> 00:16:55,685
You have to stop this, OK?
You're my responsibility.
354
00:16:55,753 --> 00:16:57,685
I just lost the
Berenson sheepdogs.
355
00:16:57,753 --> 00:17:00,087
I cannot afford
to lose you, too.
356
00:17:00,153 --> 00:17:01,520
So just stop it,
stop it, stop it,
357
00:17:01,586 --> 00:17:03,185
stop it, stop it,
stop it, stop...
358
00:17:06,020 --> 00:17:07,586
Was that vodka?
359
00:17:07,653 --> 00:17:09,419
Oh, sorry.
360
00:17:09,487 --> 00:17:11,187
OK. I just have to
361
00:17:11,254 --> 00:17:13,819
cover this puddle under
the water heater.
362
00:17:15,453 --> 00:17:17,652
Damn.
363
00:17:17,720 --> 00:17:19,853
You look like you're
built for lifting.
364
00:17:19,921 --> 00:17:21,286
Help me out.
365
00:17:27,322 --> 00:17:30,555
All right. So you liked
the mahimahi last time.
366
00:17:30,622 --> 00:17:32,421
You wanna go for it again?
367
00:17:32,489 --> 00:17:35,221
Mahimahi's for mehee-mehee.
368
00:17:37,289 --> 00:17:39,088
Look. It's Father
McAndrew again.
369
00:17:39,156 --> 00:17:41,788
Oh, crap! What, does
the guy live here?
370
00:17:41,856 --> 00:17:43,588
What is your problem?
371
00:17:43,656 --> 00:17:45,522
He'll come over
here, take one look
372
00:17:45,589 --> 00:17:47,787
and know we've been praying
for football and shoes
373
00:17:47,856 --> 00:17:49,888
and that parking
spot we just got.
374
00:17:49,955 --> 00:17:51,256
Carrie.
375
00:17:51,324 --> 00:17:52,855
Doug?
376
00:17:52,923 --> 00:17:56,089
Hey, I got it. They have it.
Tartar sauce.
377
00:17:56,156 --> 00:17:58,490
Well, it was wonderful
to see you last Sunday.
378
00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:00,590
And you should know,
thanks to your prayers,
379
00:18:00,658 --> 00:18:03,790
that Mrs. Donnelly is
doing much better.
380
00:18:03,858 --> 00:18:07,190
Actually, you know,
not just our prayers.
381
00:18:07,258 --> 00:18:11,156
It's not like we have...
special powers or anything.
382
00:18:11,224 --> 00:18:13,925
So will I be seeing you
at my 5:30 mass today?
383
00:18:13,992 --> 00:18:15,523
Hey, try and keep us away.
384
00:18:16,325 --> 00:18:18,656
Oh! There's my number.
385
00:18:18,724 --> 00:18:20,458
Can't say mass on
an empty stomach.
386
00:18:20,526 --> 00:18:22,290
Mm-mm. No. OK.
387
00:18:22,358 --> 00:18:23,558
Bye-bye.
388
00:18:23,626 --> 00:18:25,625
See? We healed Mrs. Donnelly.
389
00:18:25,692 --> 00:18:26,958
You feel better now?
390
00:18:27,026 --> 00:18:27,957
Oh, no.
391
00:18:28,026 --> 00:18:29,357
What's the matter?
392
00:18:29,425 --> 00:18:32,558
Father McAndrew's
circling the mahimahi.
393
00:18:32,626 --> 00:18:34,291
So? So there's only
one piece left!
394
00:18:34,358 --> 00:18:35,859
So we'll get something else.
395
00:18:35,927 --> 00:18:38,126
Carrie, I just found out there's
a fish that tastes like meat.
396
00:18:38,194 --> 00:18:40,158
There's no turning back now!
397
00:18:40,226 --> 00:18:41,924
So what should we do?
398
00:18:51,462 --> 00:18:54,061
I think I'll have the, um...
399
00:18:54,127 --> 00:18:54,860
halibut.
400
00:18:58,828 --> 00:19:01,327
Please include in your prayers
401
00:19:01,394 --> 00:19:04,360
Father McAndrew who
is violently ill
402
00:19:04,428 --> 00:19:06,594
with salmonella poisoning.
403
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:28,562
OK. What just happened
here, really?
404
00:19:28,629 --> 00:19:30,829
We poisoned our priest.
405
00:19:30,897 --> 00:19:32,896
No. We did not
poison our priest.
406
00:19:32,964 --> 00:19:35,164
The halibut did.
407
00:19:35,231 --> 00:19:36,562
Oh, wake up, Carrie.
408
00:19:36,630 --> 00:19:39,563
We're on a praying spree...
taking down everyone in our path!
409
00:19:39,630 --> 00:19:41,963
We're like the Bonnie
and Clyde of prayer!
410
00:19:42,031 --> 00:19:43,364
Let's calm down.
411
00:19:43,431 --> 00:19:45,564
Bonnie and Clyde, they robbed banks.
They killed people.
412
00:19:45,631 --> 00:19:47,463
We asked God for
a piece of fish.
413
00:19:47,531 --> 00:19:49,831
What happened today
was a sign, OK?
414
00:19:49,899 --> 00:19:52,097
We should leave prayer to the
people who know how to use it!
415
00:19:52,164 --> 00:19:56,096
Doug, if it were a sign, Father
McAndrew wouldn't be the one punished.
416
00:19:56,165 --> 00:19:59,165
We would be. There would
be locusts or frogs or...
417
00:19:59,232 --> 00:20:00,564
or hail!
418
00:20:00,632 --> 00:20:02,098
Arthur: Flood!
419
00:20:11,333 --> 00:20:13,098
I'll see you in hell.
420
00:20:40,168 --> 00:20:41,299
Morning.
421
00:20:41,367 --> 00:20:42,934
Mmm... morning!
422
00:20:49,102 --> 00:20:50,733
I have your tea.
423
00:20:50,801 --> 00:20:52,467
Just set it here.
424
00:20:52,535 --> 00:20:55,435
Thank you. That'll
be all, Douglas.
425
00:20:55,503 --> 00:20:57,102
Thank you, Mr. Ling.
426
00:21:07,004 --> 00:21:08,869
Oh, what could have been...
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