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Oh, no!
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- Yeah!
- That was bad, man!
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Yo, Jack!
That was some awesome show!
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I've never peered upon moves
like that, Jack!
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Word! Jack was all
ricochetically-jumpa-delic!
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Hezeck, yeah! Bodigiously acrobatastic!
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Word! Word! But then,
when Jack pulled that Swiss arm...
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...it was all, like, schwim-swack-swoof!
Man, right through the car!
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Swick-attack-whack
was full on the back, Jack!
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Oh, yeah, yeah!
And he was all... boom! Man!
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Eat that, flucking crucker!
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Then my man just lands all coolish style,
like, "No sweating, chill."
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But then that gunner wanna come out all:
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The trash is all munching,
crunching, snack-mixing!
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Out of that phat,
supercagafragalistic-tistic tie, yo!
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Yeah! But Jack's just like,
"Word! Let me get some." Tie. Grab.
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"I'm out, yo!"
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Word! Word! Word!
Jack! Jack!
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You the sniz-nit, Jack!
Oh, man!
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- You just made my day!
- Up in the air!
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Thank you. Where am I?
22
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Jack, you're on the gutter level
of the Central Hub, Sector D.
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- Central Hub?
- Yeah, Jack. The most crowdestness...
24
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- Stinkiest...
- Most miserablest...
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Residential-industrial spaceport on Earth!
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I have many questions and little time.
Who is in charge here?
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I must speak with your king.
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- So, Jack...
- You don't see Aku.
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Aku sees you!
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- Aku?
- Yeah, man!
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Aku. The master of masters.
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- The deliverer of darkness.
- The shogun of sorrow.
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- No! How can this be?
- Don't know.
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Just always been that way.
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This... I...
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Yo, Jack. What's up?
You don't look so good.
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What Jack needs
is some liquid refreshment.
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- Perhaps you are right.
- Word! Right over there.
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- They will hook you up.
- Word! That joint is the busy bizomb!
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What do you want?
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A few of the locals inform me
that I might be able to refresh myself here.
42
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- What?
- Hey, man! Jack just want a drink!
43
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A drink? Why didn't you say so?
44
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And what you looking at?
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I apologize. I am new here.
I did not mean to stare.
46
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No, human. It is not that easy!
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Please. I again apologize
for my misbehavior.
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I do not wish for any more trouble.
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- Get up.
- I wish you no harm.
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It is not me who should worry
about being hurt, human.
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It is you!
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So, what do you say, old chap?
Will you help us?
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So, what did he say?
What did he say? Will he do it?
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He said you're out of your mind,
you blasted idiot!
55
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What do we do now?
We've asked just about everyone here.
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I say! What about him?
57
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You mean the lad who's about
to get his bum disintegrated?
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- Oh, I can't watch!
- Yes, that's the one. I like him.
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- By Jove, he's good!
- Aye. But it ain't over.
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Lads, that's our boy.
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Aye, he's good, all right.
But he'll never do it.
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We'll see about that.
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Be careful, Rothchild.
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No worries, old friend.
Everything is under control.
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Pardon me, fine sir.
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Down here, old fellow.
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I was just wondering if you would
be so kind as to join us, as we are...
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- Talking demon dogs!
- Good heavens! Where?
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You will not best me this day,
vile henchman of Aku!
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Hold on a moment, sir!
I am by no means a demon...
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...or have anything to do with Aku.
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- But you speak in the language of man.
- But of course!
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You're not from around here, are you?
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I say, why don't you come join
my friends and me for a refreshment...
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...and we'll explain everything.
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Splendid. Right this way.
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- Your refreshments are here.
- Splendid.
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My boy, I do apologize. How rude of us.
We haven't introduced ourselves.
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This is Sir Dreyfuss Alexander,
chief of excavation.
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Dreyfuss, old boy, you're drooling again.
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Oh, oh, sorry.
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You blasted idiot!
You're getting everybody wet!
83
00:11:04,252 --> 00:11:08,882
And this fine gentleman is Angus McDuffy,
artifact aficionado.
84
00:11:09,057 --> 00:11:14,017
And I am Sir Colin Bartholomew
Montgomery Rothchild III.
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Or "Rothie," for short.
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I am sorry. I am very confused.
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Your world is new to me.
What has happened?
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No, no, no.
Quite all right, quite all right.
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Since the beginning of history, the immortal
Aku has ruthlessly ruled the Earth...
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...plundering its resources as he sees fit.
91
00:11:33,148 --> 00:11:34,979
But it was still not enough.
92
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He opened his ports to the galaxy...
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...so that he might take
the riches of other worlds as well.
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Since then, his otherworldly business affairs
have drawn scads of vulturous criminals...
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...mindless stooges and questionable
mercenaries to our pitiable planet...
96
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...making the Earth topsy-turvy,
if I do say so myself.
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There are other worlds across the stars?
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Well, of course, silly.
What world do you hail from?
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00:12:03,512 --> 00:12:07,676
But I am from Earth. Yet this world
is nothing like the world I remember.
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00:12:07,849 --> 00:12:10,010
- How so, lad?
- Even the grandest cities...
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...were never as overwhelming as this one.
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Chariots did not fly, and dogs
did not speak in human tongue.
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What do you mean?
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Well, I mean no insult.
They were wonderful companions...
105
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...but the dogs I knew merely barked.
106
00:12:24,633 --> 00:12:26,624
You see? The ancient myths are true!
107
00:12:26,802 --> 00:12:32,638
Lmpossible! If what you say is true,
he'd have to be thousands of years old.
108
00:12:36,078 --> 00:12:40,037
Astounding! The age-o-meter dates your
particles all the way back to 25 B.A.
109
00:12:40,215 --> 00:12:42,877
Twenty-five years
before Aku enslaved the Earth.
110
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You, my friend, are a living fossil.
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So the question is not where I am...
112
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...but when I am.
- Precisely.
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The spell Aku cast must have ripped me
from my own time...
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...and flung me into the distant future.
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Time warp is highly plausible.
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Allowing his evil time to fester
and infect the entire world.
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Most undoubtedly. And I'm sure he plans
to spread his vileness through the stars.
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00:13:07,709 --> 00:13:11,702
No. I must return to my own time
so that I might undo Aku's evil reign...
119
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...before it envelops the Earth.
This ageless demon must be stopped.
120
00:13:16,485 --> 00:13:18,612
Oh, I'm so glad we agree on that point...
121
00:13:18,787 --> 00:13:21,187
...which actually brings us back
to our proposal.
122
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You see, we are archeologists trying
to dig up the remains of our ancestors...
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...to find out more about our past.
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It was only a few years ago
that we discovered that our ancestors...
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...walked upon their legs and their arms.
126
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Then, one day, during our excavation,
we actually stumbled upon rare jewels.
127
00:13:40,075 --> 00:13:44,705
Aye. These jewels ended up being
a key source of power for Aku.
128
00:13:44,880 --> 00:13:47,940
So he enslaved us
to forever dig up his jewels...
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00:13:48,116 --> 00:13:51,552
...thus stifling our excavation
of our glorious past.
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- Which is why we need you.
- But what can I do?
131
00:13:55,056 --> 00:13:58,890
With your tremendous skill,
you can break us free from Aku's grasp.
132
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And we can escape in secret
to again continue to discover our history.
133
00:14:09,771 --> 00:14:11,898
I will help you.
134
00:14:12,641 --> 00:14:15,075
Splendid! Well, we're off, then.
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00:14:18,246 --> 00:14:20,180
- Hold it!
- What is it now, Rothie?
136
00:14:20,348 --> 00:14:23,215
- What's wrong?
- My dearest apologies, kind sir.
137
00:14:23,385 --> 00:14:25,580
But we never got your name.
138
00:14:27,656 --> 00:14:28,714
- Jack.
- Jack was all...
139
00:14:28,890 --> 00:14:30,380
- Jack. Jack.
- Yo, Jack.
140
00:14:30,559 --> 00:14:32,322
- Jack, was...
- Jack!
141
00:14:37,432 --> 00:14:38,990
They call me Jack.
142
00:14:41,603 --> 00:14:45,266
Jack? I say, that's nice. So simple but
it seems to fit. Who am I to comment?
143
00:14:45,440 --> 00:14:48,273
Well, Jack, we're on our way.
We'll take our rocket ship.
144
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Rocket ship?
145
00:14:53,648 --> 00:14:54,774
I'm taking a break.
146
00:15:46,201 --> 00:15:49,364
My lord, we are the Vadaquas
from the Mosconian Galaxy.
147
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Our water planet has been pillaged. All the
oceans that were once our home are gone.
148
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We have searched long to find a planet with
oceans rich enough to sustain our people.
149
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And your world is our last hope for survival.
150
00:16:16,865 --> 00:16:19,732
I know of your plight, Vadaquian.
151
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For you see, I am he who has taken
your waters and the riches within them.
152
00:16:26,107 --> 00:16:28,337
- You monster!
- Be quiet!
153
00:16:28,510 --> 00:16:31,570
I am sorry, my lord.
The boy is young and foolish.
154
00:16:31,746 --> 00:16:33,179
He does not know what he says.
155
00:16:38,653 --> 00:16:41,554
The boy will return.
156
00:16:41,723 --> 00:16:47,753
He will learn proper respect for Aku
in the pit of hate.
157
00:16:47,929 --> 00:16:51,092
Yes, oh, master.
Your wisdom is unquestionable.
158
00:16:51,266 --> 00:16:55,498
But will you, great lord Aku,
allow us to inhabit your world?
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For you are our only hope.
160
00:16:57,572 --> 00:16:59,563
You will be allowed.
161
00:16:59,741 --> 00:17:04,201
The oceans of Aku will be your new home.
162
00:17:04,379 --> 00:17:10,045
But you will pay homage to me
by constructing statues in my likeness.
163
00:17:10,218 --> 00:17:13,517
Once a month, a monolithic tribute...
164
00:17:13,688 --> 00:17:17,089
...will rise from the depths of the ocean...
165
00:17:17,258 --> 00:17:22,890
...to remind all
who is the master of this world.
166
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:24,395
Now be gone!
167
00:17:26,901 --> 00:17:30,132
My lord master, I have great news for you.
168
00:17:30,305 --> 00:17:35,242
What information can be considered
great for the immortal Aku?
169
00:17:35,410 --> 00:17:39,744
An ancient warrior of great power
and skill has revealed himself.
170
00:17:39,914 --> 00:17:43,350
He has vowed to liberate
the canines from your mines.
171
00:17:43,518 --> 00:17:48,683
What impertinence is this?
Show me the fool!
172
00:17:58,900 --> 00:18:00,925
So fate has arrived.
173
00:18:01,102 --> 00:18:04,902
Many years have gone since that day.
174
00:18:05,073 --> 00:18:11,535
And now, my formidable foe,
you will pay for my pain in the past...
175
00:18:11,713 --> 00:18:15,672
...with your pain in the future.
176
00:18:59,928 --> 00:19:02,123
Oh, dear. Sir Jack, are you ill?
177
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I'm fine. I just prefer walking.
178
00:19:04,966 --> 00:19:07,093
Yes. Rocket rides.
Sorry about that, old-timer.
179
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But anyway, welcome to our camp.
180
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As you can see, our archaeological dig had
unearthed many astounding discoveries...
181
00:19:14,442 --> 00:19:16,933
...concerning the history of canine kind.
182
00:19:17,111 --> 00:19:20,205
But unfortunately, Aku has,
shall we say...
183
00:19:20,381 --> 00:19:25,318
...redirected our efforts purely toward
the excavation of his precious gems.
184
00:19:25,487 --> 00:19:28,354
And if Aku's unreasonable quotas
are not fully met...
185
00:19:28,523 --> 00:19:31,549
...l'm afraid terrible punishments
are exacted.
186
00:19:31,726 --> 00:19:36,823
My people's spirits are broken.
We simply cannot live like this any longer.
187
00:19:50,645 --> 00:19:54,581
I have seen Aku implement these
atrocities before. But no more.
188
00:19:54,749 --> 00:19:58,207
Even dogs should not be forced
to live like dogs!
189
00:19:59,654 --> 00:20:01,588
They're coming! They're coming!
190
00:20:01,756 --> 00:20:05,886
Aku's drones approach from the south.
They will be upon us by sunrise.
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