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Whoo-ooh!
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Hey, you clumsy clod!
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Father, where have you been?
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Out and about.
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I wish you wouldn't
go wandering off.
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What is he doing here?
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Ernie thought he'd join us.
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Isn't that nice?
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It's a beautiful night.
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You could have found
better company.
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What did you say?
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Oh, Father, please.
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Here, Grandpops.
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Go buy yourself a tutti frutti.
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Get lost, Mr. Toad...
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Oh, sorry... Noad.
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Father!
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All aboard.
Take them through, Mr. Skull.
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Only $2.00
for the most terrifying ride
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with Mr. Bones.
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Step right up!
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You look like a lovely couple.
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Thank you. Only $2.00.
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Give Mr. Skull your ticket.
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Hurry. $2.00.
Come on, now, children,
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each and every one.
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There we go.
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[haunting yells]
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[hideous laughter]
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Stop it! Sit down!
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Aah!
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Aah!
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It's not real.
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It is!
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Rrra!
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- Aah!
- Aah!
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Aah!
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What the...
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Not you again.
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I'm terribly sorry.
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Come on, you old fool.
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Get out.
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I was only pretending.
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You crazy wacko.
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Why don't you go
back to the Geriatrics?
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Aah!
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Someone call an ambulance, quick!
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Keep back!
Keep back!
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God.
I think that's Father.
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He's just had a bit of a fall.
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Father?
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Speak to me, Father.
Speak to me!
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Leah, where am I?
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It's all right.
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You had a wee fall.
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No. No. No.
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Just lie still.
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Shh. Lie still.
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Everything's going to be fine.
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Hey!
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Hey, Lonny.
How's America?
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Oh, you know... pretty cool.
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Yeah.
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"Pretty cool"?
I like that.
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It's good to see you.
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Man, you're really tall now.
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Going up.
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Here we are.
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Let's shove all this off.
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[Leah] Lonny,
how are your mom and dad?
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Great. They send you
and Grandpa their love.
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Oh, that's nice.
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I thought Grandpa
would be at the airport.
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Grandad hasn't been well lately.
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He had a little turn last week.
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Oh.
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But will he be OK?
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Please God, he will be, yes.
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Anyway, he's home now
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and looking forward
to seeing you.
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That's good.
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I've really missed him, Kanziora.
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He's about my favorite cool guy,
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and you're not so bad youself.
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Oh, you boys will have
a wonderful time,
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I know.
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[Leah]
Here we are.
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It's great to be back,
Aunt Leah.
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It's such a wild old house.
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Yeah.
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Can I go up
and see Grandpa first?
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Of course, but be very quiet
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because he may be asleep.
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I will.
Come on, Kanziora.
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Grandpa?
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Are you awake?
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Got you!
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Grandpa.
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Oh, Lonny, my boy,
let me look at you.
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You've grown into
such a fine young man.
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Grandpa, you remember Kanziora
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from last summer.
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Hello.
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Yeah. Kanziora.
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How are you?
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Good.
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Oh, that's wonderful!
108
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So how are you feeling,
then, Grandpa?
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Since you guys got here,
much, much better.
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Let's sit down on the bed
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so we can see each other.
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It's awfully dark in here.
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Shall I turn on a light?
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No. No. No.
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When you turn on the light,
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that's what hurts my eyes.
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Why don't you go
open up the curtains
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and the french doors
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and let in some air?
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She never lets me open them up.
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Such a silly old woman.
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Oh, that's much better.
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Looks like a beautiful
night out there.
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Yeah. There's a big moon
and everything.
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Is there?
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Oh, I sure would love to see it.
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Give me a hand up.
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Grab a hand, now.
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1, 2, 3.
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Here we go, Grandpa.
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Yes, here we go.
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Ah, yes.
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We're going to see
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what the wondrous night
has to offer us.
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Magnificent.
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Magnificent.
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A truly wondrous sight.
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Ooh.
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Oh.
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I tell you boys...
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That... that is the essence
of all life.
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Yeah. Oh. Oh.
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Oh. I'm all right.
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I'm... I'm all right.
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What's going on in here?
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Father, get back
into bed immediately.
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Oh, no.
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Sausage and chips again?
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Revolting muck!
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You, too, boys.
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Your tea's downstairs.
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Eat it while it's hot.
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Kanziora, catch.
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Stop showing off!
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Just behave yourself!
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There you go.
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He didn't like it, either.
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Oh.
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Oh! Grosser than gut soup.
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Choice.
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You can't be serious.
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I love tomato sauce.
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Do you want some?
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OK. If you insist.
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Hi.
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G'day, boys.
How you doing?
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You got a spare snarler
for your Uncle Ernie?
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Did you have a good flight?
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It wasn't bad.
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Is she upstairs
with the... the old bear?
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Yes.
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Good on you.
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I think I'll have another snarler.
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They're bloody delicious.
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Is he really your uncle?
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No.
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Lonny,
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do you think Ernie
and your aunt are doing it?
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What?
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Man, anything's possible.
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Ah.
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Yuck.
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00:10:04,253 --> 00:10:07,906
Lonny, I got something
really weird to show you.
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Do you want to see?
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Sure.
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Where did you find these?
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They fell out of a book
from last summer,
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but look.
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There's none of
your grandfather.
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Strange, ay?
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He was sitting in that chair.
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So?
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Where's he gone?
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People just don't
disappear from photos.
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Wow.
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How you two boys
getting on in here?
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Aunt Leah, look at this.
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Grandpa was in the garden
when we took these.
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He was sitting in that chair,
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but it's empty now.
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How, uh... very odd.
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00:11:04,804 --> 00:11:07,936
Oh, probably just a trick
of the light.
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00:11:08,458 --> 00:11:09,502
Now, finish up,
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and I'll get you some ice cream.
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But, Lonny,
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there is something strange going on.
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00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:28,816
I know there is.
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00:11:29,338 --> 00:11:31,424
Did you see your aunt's face
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00:11:31,425 --> 00:11:33,513
when she saw the photos?
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00:11:33,514 --> 00:11:35,079
Oh, man.
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You've got an
overstimulated imagination,
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which usually leads to madness.
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Madness, Kanziora!
Ha ha ha!
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Does not.
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00:11:43,432 --> 00:11:45,518
That house gives me the creeps.
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00:11:45,519 --> 00:11:47,606
Don't you feel it?
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Madness!
Ha ha ha!
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[howling]
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Listen.
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Did you hear that?
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Cuckoo. Cuckoo. Cuckoo.
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00:11:59,613 --> 00:12:01,700
In this book I've been reading,
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00:12:01,701 --> 00:12:04,832
it says in the mountains
of Carpathia
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00:12:04,833 --> 00:12:06,920
the birds sing at night.
225
00:12:06,921 --> 00:12:08,487
Uh-huh.
226
00:12:08,488 --> 00:12:09,530
Sure.
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00:12:09,531 --> 00:12:12,662
Look, I got to get
some shut-eye.
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00:12:12,663 --> 00:12:14,228
I'm really beat.
229
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I'll come over in the morning.
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Dream weird.
231
00:12:18,927 --> 00:12:21,535
I will. See you later,
mashed potater.
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In a while, crocodile.
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00:12:47,636 --> 00:12:49,725
Sweet dreams, child.
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[from outside of room]
Whoo-ooh-hoo!
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Go away!
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00:13:17,912 --> 00:13:21,044
Mom, Ben's got a dead polecat!
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00:13:25,220 --> 00:13:26,785
Hello, stranger.
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00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,351
Hi, Mrs. Kanziora.
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How's your aunt, Lonny?
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She's fine.
Hi, Mr. Kanziora.
241
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Good to have you back, son.
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She's a marvelous lady,
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living in that big old house
with a sick father.
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You're on your own this time?
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00:13:43,489 --> 00:13:46,620
Yeah.
Dad's gone on tour in Europe
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with the Philharmonic.
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My mom and little brother
have gone with him.
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Listen to what Lonny's saying.
249
00:13:53,408 --> 00:13:54,973
It's very interesting.
250
00:13:55,495 --> 00:13:56,539
Mmm, what's that?
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Let's go.
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You be careful.
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Swim between the flags.
254
00:14:01,759 --> 00:14:03,847
Have fun.
255
00:14:11,155 --> 00:14:14,286
Wow. Far out.
256
00:14:14,287 --> 00:14:15,852
Wait.
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00:14:15,853 --> 00:14:17,940
I couldn't sleep last night
258
00:14:17,941 --> 00:14:19,507
thinking about those photos.
259
00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:21,594
They don't come out.
260
00:14:21,595 --> 00:14:22,638
Who?
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Vampires.
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00:14:24,205 --> 00:14:26,814
You can't take photos of them
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00:14:26,815 --> 00:14:28,902
or see them in mirrors.
264
00:14:28,903 --> 00:14:30,468
Oh, man.
265
00:14:30,469 --> 00:14:32,555
You kiwis are real fruitcakes.
266
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I am not. It's true.
267
00:14:34,645 --> 00:14:37,255
Grandpa Cooger a vampire?
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00:14:37,777 --> 00:14:41,953
Kanziora, you have truly
flippoed, man.
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Last one in us a double dork!
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00:14:48,738 --> 00:14:50,303
Come on!
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Woo! Woo!
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Yee-ha!
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Woo!
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Yeah! Yeah!
Kanziora!
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Woo!
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00:15:03,877 --> 00:15:05,964
Whoa!
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00:15:07,008 --> 00:15:08,053
Woo!
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00:15:09,619 --> 00:15:11,183
Hey, Lonny.
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00:15:11,184 --> 00:15:13,793
Do you feel like
visiting your grandfather?
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00:15:13,794 --> 00:15:17,447
You mean, check out
if he's been sucking neck?
281
00:15:17,448 --> 00:15:20,579
There's only one way
to find out.
282
00:15:20,580 --> 00:15:23,189
Take him garlic...
They hate that...
283
00:15:23,190 --> 00:15:25,277
Or some holy water.
284
00:15:25,278 --> 00:15:28,409
We could steal it
from a catholic church.
285
00:15:28,410 --> 00:15:31,541
We could sprinkle it
on his cornflakes.
286
00:15:31,542 --> 00:15:33,629
What do you reckon, Lonny?
287
00:15:33,630 --> 00:15:35,195
Let's do it.
288
00:15:35,196 --> 00:15:38,848
Come on.
Say yes, please.
289
00:15:38,849 --> 00:15:41,981
OK, but I'm having
nothing to do with it.
290
00:15:41,982 --> 00:15:44,070
This is your scam, man.
291
00:15:44,591 --> 00:15:46,157
Cor.
292
00:16:01,296 --> 00:16:02,861
You keep watch.
293
00:16:02,862 --> 00:16:04,427
You know what, man?
294
00:16:04,949 --> 00:16:06,514
You're insane.
295
00:16:06,515 --> 00:16:08,080
I'm not.
296
00:16:08,081 --> 00:16:10,169
I'm just being scientific.
297
00:16:12,780 --> 00:16:14,346
Yes, professor.
298
00:16:49,318 --> 00:16:50,362
Well. Well.
299
00:16:50,363 --> 00:16:52,450
What's happening here, boy, hmm?
300
00:16:52,973 --> 00:16:54,017
Nothing.
301
00:16:54,539 --> 00:16:56,105
Honest.
302
00:16:56,626 --> 00:16:58,191
Is that a fact?
303
00:16:58,192 --> 00:17:00,281
What's that you're hiding?
304
00:17:00,802 --> 00:17:02,890
Just a chocolate milkshake.
305
00:17:02,891 --> 00:17:06,023
Chocolate milkshake?
306
00:17:07,589 --> 00:17:09,676
Show me, boy.
307
00:17:11,242 --> 00:17:14,895
You're wouldn't be
telling lies, would you?
308
00:17:14,896 --> 00:17:18,027
Not in God's house.
309
00:17:18,028 --> 00:17:20,638
Well, show me, boy!
310
00:17:21,160 --> 00:17:22,160
Aw. Aw.
311
00:17:25,336 --> 00:17:27,423
Let's get out of here!
312
00:17:27,424 --> 00:17:28,990
Hold it!
313
00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:30,556
Come on.
314
00:17:31,078 --> 00:17:33,166
Come back here, will you?
315
00:17:45,171 --> 00:17:47,782
His heartbeat is very faint today.
316
00:17:48,303 --> 00:17:49,868
I could hardly hear it.
317
00:17:49,869 --> 00:17:51,957
His time has come.
318
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:54,568
Yes, my dear, it has.
319
00:17:57,700 --> 00:18:00,832
I think you're possessed
of enormous courage.
320
00:18:01,353 --> 00:18:02,397
Thank you.
321
00:18:02,919 --> 00:18:05,528
If there's any change,
ring Dr. Gallbladder.
322
00:18:05,529 --> 00:18:07,095
I will. Yes.
323
00:18:07,618 --> 00:18:09,184
All right.
324
00:18:39,459 --> 00:18:43,113
Grandpa, are you all right?
325
00:18:43,635 --> 00:18:45,721
I see you!
326
00:18:45,722 --> 00:18:47,288
Ha ha ha!
327
00:18:47,289 --> 00:18:48,854
Don't be frightened.
328
00:18:48,855 --> 00:18:50,420
Come on in.
329
00:18:50,421 --> 00:18:52,508
Kanziora, light the candle.
330
00:18:52,509 --> 00:18:55,640
It is a bit dark in here.
331
00:19:02,948 --> 00:19:05,037
Oh, excuse me. Here.
332
00:19:07,124 --> 00:19:10,256
There, now.
That's much better, isn't it?
333
00:19:10,778 --> 00:19:12,865
So how are you feeling, Grandpa?
334
00:19:12,866 --> 00:19:15,997
When I get a visit
from you boys,
335
00:19:15,998 --> 00:19:18,607
I feel a hundred years younger.
336
00:19:18,608 --> 00:19:21,218
Has that dreadful man gone?
337
00:19:21,219 --> 00:19:23,306
Which man, Grandpa?
338
00:19:23,828 --> 00:19:26,960
Ernie Noad, rhymes with Toad.
339
00:19:27,482 --> 00:19:30,091
You know,
he comes barbing in here
340
00:19:30,092 --> 00:19:32,179
like he owns this place.
341
00:19:32,180 --> 00:19:34,267
There's a no-hoper.
342
00:19:34,268 --> 00:19:35,832
I'll tell you...
343
00:19:35,833 --> 00:19:40,531
I do not know what your aunt
sees in a guy like him.
344
00:19:40,532 --> 00:19:45,751
In my day, you know what
we called guys like him?
345
00:19:45,752 --> 00:19:47,318
Slimeballs.
346
00:19:47,840 --> 00:19:50,448
Oh, your laughter
is music to my ears.
347
00:19:50,449 --> 00:19:53,581
You know,
I don't have fun anymore.
348
00:19:53,582 --> 00:19:56,713
She won't even let me
play popagano.
349
00:19:56,714 --> 00:19:58,801
I have an idea.
350
00:19:58,802 --> 00:20:02,455
Lonny, why don't you turn on
the tape recorder?
351
00:20:02,456 --> 00:20:04,544
It's his favorite music...
352
00:20:05,065 --> 00:20:06,630
The Magic Flute.
353
00:20:06,631 --> 00:20:08,196
Yeah.
354
00:20:08,197 --> 00:20:11,329
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart.
355
00:20:11,330 --> 00:20:13,938
Oh, he was a beautiful boy.
356
00:20:13,939 --> 00:20:16,028
[music plays]
357
00:20:23,857 --> 00:20:26,467
[singing in German]
358
00:20:31,165 --> 00:20:32,208
Wow!
359
00:20:32,209 --> 00:20:34,819
It's magic!
360
00:20:57,265 --> 00:20:59,874
All right!
361
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:01,441
Woo! Woo!
362
00:21:05,094 --> 00:21:06,094
Oh!
363
00:21:12,924 --> 00:21:16,056
Come on, Grandpa.
You'll be all right.
364
00:21:16,057 --> 00:21:17,057
Oh.
365
00:21:17,623 --> 00:21:19,710
There you go.
366
00:21:20,755 --> 00:21:21,755
Oh.
367
00:21:22,320 --> 00:21:23,885
[choking]
368
00:21:23,886 --> 00:21:25,451
Grandpa?
369
00:21:25,452 --> 00:21:28,062
Grandpa?
370
00:21:29,106 --> 00:21:30,672
Oh, no.
371
00:21:30,673 --> 00:21:33,803
Aunt Leah, come quick!
372
00:21:33,804 --> 00:21:37,457
Grandpa, say something.
373
00:21:37,458 --> 00:21:39,546
Aunt Leah!
374
00:21:40,590 --> 00:21:43,200
Grandpa!
375
00:21:48,420 --> 00:21:49,985
What happened, Lonny?
376
00:21:49,986 --> 00:21:51,551
He just collapsed.
377
00:21:51,552 --> 00:21:53,640
Didn't he, Kanziora?
378
00:21:57,294 --> 00:21:58,294
Father?
379
00:22:00,426 --> 00:22:01,992
Father?
380
00:22:03,558 --> 00:22:06,690
Please leave now.
381
00:22:09,821 --> 00:22:12,432
Father, come back.
382
00:22:33,833 --> 00:22:35,920
Did you see the teeth?
383
00:22:35,921 --> 00:22:38,008
Fangs, man!
Fangs!
384
00:22:38,009 --> 00:22:40,096
That was crazy!
385
00:22:40,097 --> 00:22:41,662
Shh.
386
00:22:41,663 --> 00:22:43,228
Kanziora, look.
387
00:22:43,229 --> 00:22:45,838
The old guy is really sick,
388
00:22:45,839 --> 00:22:48,449
so just cool it, please.
389
00:22:49,493 --> 00:22:51,581
I'm sorry, Lonny.
390
00:22:53,147 --> 00:22:55,234
But he'll be all right.
391
00:22:55,235 --> 00:22:57,845
I know he will.
392
00:22:58,367 --> 00:23:00,977
Yeah. I hope so.
393
00:23:06,196 --> 00:23:08,805
Ha!
Man, you are so useless.
394
00:23:08,806 --> 00:23:10,894
Am not!
395
00:23:10,895 --> 00:23:14,026
Come on. Try me.
I'm ready for it.
396
00:23:14,027 --> 00:23:17,159
Easy out. Easy out.
397
00:23:20,812 --> 00:23:22,900
Bozo!
Get the ball, Bozo!
398
00:23:22,901 --> 00:23:24,988
I am!
399
00:23:29,686 --> 00:23:31,773
Leah.
400
00:23:31,774 --> 00:23:33,861
Oh, Ernie.
401
00:23:33,862 --> 00:23:36,472
I got you a little something.
402
00:23:36,994 --> 00:23:38,559
Oh, you shouldn't have.
403
00:23:38,560 --> 00:23:41,692
How lovely!
404
00:23:41,693 --> 00:23:43,257
What's happening?
405
00:23:43,258 --> 00:23:44,302
Shh.
406
00:23:46,390 --> 00:23:47,956
Pervert.
407
00:23:48,478 --> 00:23:52,654
Moonlight chocolates.
Oh, Ernie!
408
00:23:54,220 --> 00:23:55,264
Aah!
409
00:23:58,918 --> 00:24:00,482
It's Father.
410
00:24:00,483 --> 00:24:02,048
Come on.
411
00:24:02,049 --> 00:24:03,093
Should we?
412
00:24:03,094 --> 00:24:05,182
Yeah.
413
00:24:12,489 --> 00:24:16,144
He's gone, Lonny.
414
00:24:17,188 --> 00:24:19,275
It's a blessing,
415
00:24:19,797 --> 00:24:21,364
a real blessing.
416
00:24:33,370 --> 00:24:35,979
Farewell, Father.
417
00:24:57,903 --> 00:25:00,513
I better go now.
418
00:25:01,034 --> 00:25:03,645
My mom will be
wondering where I am.
419
00:25:04,167 --> 00:25:08,341
He was a nice old guy, Ay?
420
00:25:08,342 --> 00:25:10,952
I'm really sorry
what I said about him...
421
00:25:11,475 --> 00:25:14,084
Being a vampire
and all that stuff.
422
00:25:14,607 --> 00:25:16,173
That's OK.
423
00:25:17,739 --> 00:25:21,915
Well, he sure knew
how to do magic, Ay?
424
00:25:22,437 --> 00:25:24,523
That was really cool.
425
00:25:24,524 --> 00:25:26,613
Yeah.
426
00:25:28,179 --> 00:25:31,309
Look, I better go in now,
427
00:25:31,310 --> 00:25:33,398
be with Aunt Leah.
428
00:25:33,921 --> 00:25:34,921
OK.
429
00:25:37,574 --> 00:25:40,706
See you later, mashed potater.
430
00:25:41,750 --> 00:25:44,360
In a while, crocodile.
431
00:26:00,020 --> 00:26:01,585
Lonny!
432
00:26:01,586 --> 00:26:04,195
You don't need to worry
about him.
433
00:26:04,718 --> 00:26:06,284
He's being very brave.
434
00:26:06,806 --> 00:26:08,894
Here he is now.
435
00:26:09,937 --> 00:26:12,026
Who is it?
436
00:26:14,114 --> 00:26:15,114
Hello?
437
00:26:16,724 --> 00:26:18,290
Mom.
438
00:26:18,811 --> 00:26:21,943
Oh, Mom.
It's so sad about Grandpa.
439
00:26:23,510 --> 00:26:27,164
We were having
such a great time together.
440
00:26:28,208 --> 00:26:31,340
I'm really going to miss him.
441
00:26:33,427 --> 00:26:35,516
Yeah, I'm OK.
442
00:26:37,082 --> 00:26:40,213
Please don't worry about me.
443
00:26:41,258 --> 00:26:44,390
So how are Bobby and Dad?
444
00:26:46,477 --> 00:26:48,566
Say hi.
445
00:26:49,609 --> 00:26:50,609
OK.
446
00:26:51,175 --> 00:26:52,740
Bye, Mom.
447
00:26:52,741 --> 00:26:55,873
I love you, too.
448
00:27:26,670 --> 00:27:28,758
"Of all the creatures
449
00:27:28,759 --> 00:27:31,890
"that lurk in the mists
of the imagination,
450
00:27:31,891 --> 00:27:34,500
"none is more powerful
or magnificent
451
00:27:34,501 --> 00:27:36,587
"than the vampire.
452
00:27:36,588 --> 00:27:40,242
"These wandering undead
live in a world of darkness
453
00:27:40,243 --> 00:27:45,462
where they are trapped
for all eternity."
454
00:27:49,117 --> 00:27:50,682
"Some vampires, however,
455
00:27:51,204 --> 00:27:52,769
"draw a source of power
456
00:27:52,770 --> 00:27:55,901
"from the rays of the full moon,
457
00:27:55,902 --> 00:28:00,600
said by many to be
the essence of all existence."
458
00:28:02,166 --> 00:28:05,297
"It is not a well-known fact
459
00:28:05,298 --> 00:28:09,474
"that some vampires attempt
to lead a normal human life,
460
00:28:09,996 --> 00:28:13,127
"but this is often
with considerable difficulty
461
00:28:13,128 --> 00:28:15,737
"since they are all
nocturnal creatures
462
00:28:15,738 --> 00:28:18,348
and have unorthodox cravings."
463
00:28:23,046 --> 00:28:24,611
Wow.
464
00:28:24,612 --> 00:28:28,264
Christopher, Mom wants you
to go down to the shop
465
00:28:28,265 --> 00:28:30,353
to get some milk.
466
00:28:30,354 --> 00:28:31,920
Now!
467
00:28:32,441 --> 00:28:34,529
Monsters...
They'll rot your brain.
468
00:28:34,530 --> 00:28:37,139
Go away!
469
00:28:38,705 --> 00:28:41,837
Did you know me,
Brigit, and Serena
470
00:28:41,838 --> 00:28:43,924
are entering
the teen talent time
471
00:28:43,925 --> 00:28:45,490
at the carnival?
472
00:28:45,491 --> 00:28:48,102
It's $100 first prize.
473
00:28:48,623 --> 00:28:51,755
Leave me alone, would you?
474
00:28:53,844 --> 00:28:55,930
Christopher, phone.
475
00:28:55,931 --> 00:28:56,931
OK.
476
00:29:03,761 --> 00:29:05,326
Hello.
477
00:29:05,327 --> 00:29:06,371
Kanziora, it's me.
478
00:29:06,893 --> 00:29:07,936
Hi.
479
00:29:07,937 --> 00:29:10,024
You're invited to the wake.
480
00:29:10,025 --> 00:29:11,590
The what?
481
00:29:11,591 --> 00:29:13,678
The party for Grandpa.
482
00:29:13,679 --> 00:29:15,766
Wear a suit and tie.
483
00:29:15,767 --> 00:29:17,333
Got to go. Bye.
484
00:29:17,855 --> 00:29:21,507
Mom, do I have a suit and tie?
485
00:29:21,508 --> 00:29:23,074
Whatever for?
486
00:29:23,075 --> 00:29:25,162
I'm invited to a party.
487
00:29:25,163 --> 00:29:27,249
That's nice, dear.
Whose?
488
00:29:27,250 --> 00:29:30,382
Lonny's grandfather's.
It's a funeral party.
489
00:29:31,426 --> 00:29:32,429
Aw, Dad!
490
00:29:36,124 --> 00:29:38,212
Thank you for having me.
491
00:29:38,213 --> 00:29:40,299
Thank you for coming.
492
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,866
Bye-bye, Martha.
493
00:29:42,389 --> 00:29:44,476
Very sad.
494
00:29:46,564 --> 00:29:48,651
Hello, Kanziora.
How are you?
495
00:29:48,652 --> 00:29:50,218
Fine, thanks.
496
00:29:50,740 --> 00:29:52,829
In you go.
497
00:29:54,916 --> 00:29:57,526
[music playing]
498
00:30:02,224 --> 00:30:05,877
So did you know my grandpa well?
499
00:30:05,878 --> 00:30:08,487
I knew him well.
500
00:30:08,488 --> 00:30:10,575
He wouldn't want you to be sad.
501
00:30:10,576 --> 00:30:12,664
Chin up.
502
00:30:16,318 --> 00:30:17,883
Excuse me.
503
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:19,972
Hoy! G'doy, moyte!
504
00:30:20,494 --> 00:30:22,059
What did you say?
505
00:30:22,060 --> 00:30:24,148
I've been practicing
my kiwi accent.
506
00:30:24,669 --> 00:30:26,757
It's not
"Hoy. G'doy, moyte."
507
00:30:26,758 --> 00:30:28,323
It's hi. G'day, mate.
508
00:30:28,324 --> 00:30:29,324
Lonny.
509
00:30:30,934 --> 00:30:33,022
Go and get your friend
a nice drink...
510
00:30:33,543 --> 00:30:35,108
Something festively funereal.
511
00:30:35,109 --> 00:30:36,676
Come on.
512
00:30:39,285 --> 00:30:41,373
My nephew's friend...
513
00:30:41,374 --> 00:30:45,026
Come to pay
his respects to Father.
514
00:30:45,027 --> 00:30:47,116
We've got muck in a bowl
515
00:30:47,637 --> 00:30:50,248
with dead goobers
floating in it.
516
00:30:50,769 --> 00:30:52,334
Mind the midgets!
517
00:30:52,335 --> 00:30:54,945
The midgets are coming through.
518
00:31:17,391 --> 00:31:22,611
This is Wilder than
feeding time at the LA Zoo.
519
00:31:33,051 --> 00:31:35,661
She's coming over.
520
00:31:39,314 --> 00:31:41,924
Hey, darling.
How are you?
521
00:31:41,925 --> 00:31:44,534
All right, are you?
522
00:31:44,535 --> 00:31:46,100
How you doing?
523
00:31:46,101 --> 00:31:48,187
Bloody bonds of beauty, huh?
524
00:31:48,188 --> 00:31:49,232
Whoa!
525
00:31:49,233 --> 00:31:50,797
Ha ha ha!
526
00:31:50,798 --> 00:31:52,363
Cor!
527
00:31:52,364 --> 00:31:53,929
Oh, sorry.
528
00:31:53,930 --> 00:31:54,975
That's all right, son.
529
00:31:55,496 --> 00:31:58,105
Senior Sergeant,
are you all right?
530
00:31:58,106 --> 00:31:59,671
Yes.
531
00:31:59,672 --> 00:32:02,803
I don't think
you know my nephew.
532
00:32:02,804 --> 00:32:04,369
Lonny from California
533
00:32:04,370 --> 00:32:06,979
and his friend Kanziora.
534
00:32:06,980 --> 00:32:10,112
Ahoy.
G'day, mate.
535
00:32:12,200 --> 00:32:14,287
This is, uh,
536
00:32:14,288 --> 00:32:15,853
Senior Sergeant Dicky Ticker,
537
00:32:15,854 --> 00:32:17,419
our local constable,
538
00:32:17,420 --> 00:32:18,985
and his wife...
539
00:32:18,986 --> 00:32:20,029
Winona.
540
00:32:20,030 --> 00:32:21,595
Frightfully jolly wake.
541
00:32:21,596 --> 00:32:23,162
Your father...
542
00:32:23,684 --> 00:32:26,294
He was an absolutely
marvelous man.
543
00:32:26,815 --> 00:32:27,860
[Leah]
Thank you.
544
00:32:28,381 --> 00:32:32,557
I've never seen a real live
corpse up close before.
545
00:32:46,129 --> 00:32:47,173
[inhales deeply]
546
00:32:47,696 --> 00:32:49,783
Gee, he pongs a bit, ay?
547
00:32:50,305 --> 00:32:51,870
She's been sprinkling
548
00:32:51,871 --> 00:32:55,004
room deodorizer over him.
549
00:32:55,525 --> 00:32:56,570
Has not.
550
00:32:57,091 --> 00:32:59,179
Lonny, could I
check something out?
551
00:32:59,702 --> 00:33:01,267
What?
552
00:33:01,789 --> 00:33:04,398
Stand beside me for a minute.
553
00:33:04,399 --> 00:33:05,399
Don't!
554
00:33:07,010 --> 00:33:08,574
Bingo.
555
00:33:08,575 --> 00:33:10,141
Lonny!
556
00:33:11,186 --> 00:33:12,229
Get away from that coffin!
557
00:33:12,752 --> 00:33:14,317
Somebody's already
tipped a plate
558
00:33:14,839 --> 00:33:16,926
of stuffed eggs over him.
559
00:33:16,927 --> 00:33:20,058
Be respectful of the dead, child.
560
00:33:20,059 --> 00:33:24,235
One day it will be you in there.
561
00:33:29,455 --> 00:33:31,541
Let's get out of here
562
00:33:31,542 --> 00:33:35,197
before I barf all over my shoes.
563
00:33:49,813 --> 00:33:51,899
Are you all right, Lonny?
564
00:33:51,900 --> 00:33:53,465
You look very strange.
565
00:33:53,466 --> 00:33:55,554
This is getting weird, man.
566
00:33:55,555 --> 00:33:57,641
What did I tell you?
567
00:33:57,642 --> 00:33:59,730
You wouldn't believe me.
568
00:33:59,731 --> 00:34:02,340
Butt out, would you?
569
00:34:03,906 --> 00:34:07,037
It's just not possible.
570
00:34:07,038 --> 00:34:09,126
They're not real, those fangs.
571
00:34:09,648 --> 00:34:12,779
Grandpa's dead!
He's dead!
572
00:34:12,780 --> 00:34:14,867
I've been doing some research,
573
00:34:14,868 --> 00:34:18,000
and, according to my books,
they don't die.
574
00:34:18,522 --> 00:34:19,565
Who?
575
00:34:19,566 --> 00:34:21,131
Vampires, dummy.
576
00:34:21,132 --> 00:34:24,263
The only way you can kill them
577
00:34:24,264 --> 00:34:26,873
is to drive a stake through
their heart.
578
00:34:26,874 --> 00:34:28,962
So he's not dead, right?
579
00:34:29,484 --> 00:34:32,092
Is that what you're saying?
580
00:34:32,093 --> 00:34:34,703
He can't be.
They're the undead.
581
00:34:34,704 --> 00:34:36,791
Ah, there you are.
582
00:34:36,792 --> 00:34:39,923
The last of the guests
has just gone.
583
00:34:39,924 --> 00:34:44,099
It all went wonderfully well,
didn't it?
584
00:34:44,100 --> 00:34:47,232
What a beautiful evening.
585
00:34:49,319 --> 00:34:54,017
His last on this island Earth.
586
00:34:54,540 --> 00:34:57,149
It's very sad for me, Lonny,
587
00:34:57,150 --> 00:34:59,236
terribly sad.
588
00:34:59,237 --> 00:35:02,368
I shall miss him so much.
589
00:35:02,369 --> 00:35:04,457
Yes, Aunt.
590
00:35:06,024 --> 00:35:09,676
I have to pop over
to Ernie's place
591
00:35:09,677 --> 00:35:11,764
for a little while.
592
00:35:11,765 --> 00:35:14,897
I'm sure you boys
can amuse yourselves.
593
00:35:14,898 --> 00:35:16,463
Is that all right?
594
00:35:16,464 --> 00:35:18,550
Yes, Aunt.
We'll be fine.
595
00:35:18,551 --> 00:35:20,638
I'm sure you will.
596
00:35:20,639 --> 00:35:24,292
There's plenty of food
in there if you're hungry,
597
00:35:24,293 --> 00:35:26,381
so bye-bye.
598
00:35:29,513 --> 00:35:31,600
I'm starved!
599
00:35:31,601 --> 00:35:34,211
I knew you'd say that.
600
00:35:47,783 --> 00:35:49,349
[synthesizer playing]
601
00:35:58,222 --> 00:36:01,353
Hey, this is great.
Check it out.
602
00:36:01,354 --> 00:36:03,964
Let's do some tunes.
603
00:36:06,575 --> 00:36:09,183
Want some of
this chocolate cakes?
604
00:36:09,184 --> 00:36:10,228
It's delicious.
605
00:36:10,751 --> 00:36:11,793
Have a go.
606
00:36:11,794 --> 00:36:13,883
All right.
607
00:36:14,404 --> 00:36:15,970
Cool!
608
00:36:18,058 --> 00:36:19,625
Everybody!
609
00:36:24,322 --> 00:36:25,888
Yeah!
610
00:36:30,586 --> 00:36:31,630
Chopsticks.
611
00:36:32,152 --> 00:36:33,152
Yeah!
612
00:36:33,196 --> 00:36:35,284
[playing Chopsticks]
613
00:36:39,981 --> 00:36:42,592
[melody broken]
614
00:36:47,812 --> 00:36:50,420
Lonny, what's happening
to my fingers?
615
00:36:50,421 --> 00:36:51,987
I can't stop playing!
616
00:36:51,988 --> 00:36:54,597
Me, neither.
617
00:38:11,330 --> 00:38:12,897
Bravo!
618
00:38:13,940 --> 00:38:14,984
Aah!
619
00:38:17,072 --> 00:38:19,159
No. No.
620
00:38:19,160 --> 00:38:20,726
Don't be afraid.
It's me.
621
00:38:21,248 --> 00:38:23,337
Cooger!
Your grandfather.
622
00:38:23,858 --> 00:38:27,512
I have you to thank for this.
623
00:38:28,034 --> 00:38:30,643
You have awoken me
with your strength,
624
00:38:30,644 --> 00:38:32,209
vitality, energy, vulnerability,
625
00:38:32,210 --> 00:38:35,341
and that which feeds the soul
626
00:38:35,342 --> 00:38:36,907
its nocturnal substance.
627
00:38:36,908 --> 00:38:37,908
No!
628
00:38:40,040 --> 00:38:41,605
You're not real!
629
00:38:41,606 --> 00:38:43,692
You're not!
630
00:38:43,693 --> 00:38:46,303
Kanziora, this is
a major nightmare!
631
00:38:46,304 --> 00:38:48,391
Get me out of here!
632
00:38:48,392 --> 00:38:49,957
It's OK, Lonny.
633
00:38:49,958 --> 00:38:51,523
Really, it's OK.
634
00:38:51,524 --> 00:38:53,089
Lonny, dear Lonny,
635
00:38:53,090 --> 00:38:55,176
forgive me for frightening you.
636
00:38:55,177 --> 00:38:59,353
I can't help it.
It's the way I am.
637
00:38:59,354 --> 00:39:01,441
Kanziora, understands,
638
00:39:01,442 --> 00:39:03,008
don't you, boy?
639
00:39:03,530 --> 00:39:05,095
Uh... yes.
640
00:39:05,096 --> 00:39:07,705
He'll be all right,
Mr. Cooger.
641
00:39:07,706 --> 00:39:09,271
He's just nervous.
642
00:39:09,272 --> 00:39:12,924
Bite your ass.
643
00:39:12,925 --> 00:39:14,491
Ha ha ha!
644
00:39:15,535 --> 00:39:16,535
But...
645
00:39:18,667 --> 00:39:20,233
why are you a...
646
00:39:20,756 --> 00:39:23,364
A vampire.
647
00:39:23,365 --> 00:39:24,930
Vampire!
648
00:39:24,931 --> 00:39:27,018
I'm not ashamed.
649
00:39:27,019 --> 00:39:29,629
We are who we are.
650
00:39:30,151 --> 00:39:31,716
They make movies about you!
651
00:39:31,717 --> 00:39:33,282
Yeah, right.
652
00:39:33,283 --> 00:39:36,414
And you go around
scaring people to death
653
00:39:36,415 --> 00:39:37,980
and biting them
654
00:39:37,981 --> 00:39:39,547
and turning them into vampires.
655
00:39:40,069 --> 00:39:43,201
And you have blood dripping
from your mouths.
656
00:39:43,723 --> 00:39:46,332
Ha ha ha!
Oh, that's a good one.
657
00:39:46,333 --> 00:39:52,596
But I hate to disappoint you.
Movies are not real.
658
00:39:52,597 --> 00:39:55,727
Your dreams are real.
659
00:39:55,728 --> 00:39:59,903
Your imagination is
more powerful than any movie.
660
00:39:59,904 --> 00:40:02,514
Have you ever
sucked people's blood?
661
00:40:02,515 --> 00:40:05,646
Kanziora, what a dumb question.
662
00:40:06,168 --> 00:40:09,300
Don't even mention that word.
663
00:40:09,301 --> 00:40:13,998
Boys, you see before
you an ancient man
664
00:40:13,999 --> 00:40:18,175
whose time on this planet
is slipping away,
665
00:40:18,696 --> 00:40:19,741
but I was different.
666
00:40:20,262 --> 00:40:23,394
You see, I chose to live
the human life...
667
00:40:23,917 --> 00:40:27,569
The path from birth to decay
668
00:40:27,570 --> 00:40:30,701
and death.
669
00:40:30,702 --> 00:40:35,399
But I should have known...
We always return.
670
00:40:35,400 --> 00:40:38,532
Permit me to introduce myself!
671
00:40:39,054 --> 00:40:41,141
Ha ha ha!
672
00:40:41,142 --> 00:40:43,230
I am...
673
00:40:44,796 --> 00:40:46,362
your hume servant Denoch...
674
00:40:46,884 --> 00:40:50,015
A vampire of innocent origin
675
00:40:50,016 --> 00:40:54,192
from the 18th Century.
676
00:40:57,324 --> 00:40:58,888
Lonny...
677
00:40:58,889 --> 00:41:02,543
Kanziora,
can I interest you, perhaps,
678
00:41:02,544 --> 00:41:06,196
in a little music
679
00:41:06,197 --> 00:41:08,285
and magic to remember me by?
680
00:41:08,286 --> 00:41:09,664
Come! Come!
681
00:41:14,028 --> 00:41:16,115
Take my hand.
682
00:41:27,077 --> 00:41:28,643
Lonny, come.
683
00:41:28,644 --> 00:41:30,209
You remember.
684
00:41:30,210 --> 00:41:32,296
Mozart.
685
00:41:32,297 --> 00:41:33,863
Huh?
686
00:41:34,385 --> 00:41:36,473
[The Magic Flute playing]
687
00:41:49,523 --> 00:41:54,221
And now,
we go out into the night.
688
00:43:17,740 --> 00:43:18,783
Oh, no!
689
00:43:19,306 --> 00:43:20,349
Aah!
690
00:43:21,393 --> 00:43:22,958
To us, dear Leah,
691
00:43:22,959 --> 00:43:27,135
and a wonderful life, our life.
692
00:43:30,267 --> 00:43:31,310
Nooo!
693
00:43:31,311 --> 00:43:32,876
Aah!
694
00:43:32,877 --> 00:43:34,965
Aaah!
695
00:43:37,575 --> 00:43:40,184
Oh, whew.
What happened?
696
00:43:40,185 --> 00:43:43,838
We fell out of the sky.
697
00:43:43,839 --> 00:43:48,536
Oh, dear.
How the mighty have fallen.
698
00:43:48,537 --> 00:43:51,146
Can you get up?
699
00:43:51,147 --> 00:43:52,712
Yeah.
700
00:43:52,713 --> 00:43:56,366
This is someone's place.
Let's get out of here.
701
00:43:56,367 --> 00:43:58,976
Are you OK?
Can you walk?
702
00:43:58,977 --> 00:44:01,065
No problem.
No problem.
703
00:44:03,675 --> 00:44:06,284
Who the hell's there?
704
00:44:06,285 --> 00:44:08,373
It's Ernie the nerd.
705
00:44:13,070 --> 00:44:16,201
Think you're bloody smart,
do you?
706
00:44:16,202 --> 00:44:19,334
Watch this.
707
00:44:19,335 --> 00:44:21,423
Beggars, ay?
708
00:44:24,033 --> 00:44:25,598
Well, come on, then.
709
00:44:25,599 --> 00:44:28,730
I'll take you on one at a time,
710
00:44:28,731 --> 00:44:31,862
and I'll knock
your bloody blocks off.
711
00:44:40,215 --> 00:44:41,257
Whoo hoo!
712
00:44:41,258 --> 00:44:44,391
Get away from me,
you bloody demon!
713
00:44:46,478 --> 00:44:48,566
Ha ha ha!
714
00:44:58,484 --> 00:45:02,659
Ernie, what are you...
715
00:45:02,660 --> 00:45:03,660
doing?
716
00:45:05,270 --> 00:45:06,836
Ernie!
Ernie, speak to me!
717
00:45:07,358 --> 00:45:09,968
What is it, love?
What's the matter?
718
00:45:10,489 --> 00:45:11,489
Get up.
719
00:45:13,100 --> 00:45:15,710
The old bastard's still alive.
720
00:45:40,243 --> 00:45:42,853
[The Magic Flute playing]
721
00:45:49,118 --> 00:45:51,726
Grandpa, can't you go
any faster?
722
00:45:51,727 --> 00:45:53,814
No. Too weak.
Too old.
723
00:45:53,815 --> 00:45:56,946
I must rest.
724
00:45:56,947 --> 00:45:59,556
Man, I'm going to get it.
725
00:45:59,557 --> 00:46:02,167
We've got to get him back home.
726
00:46:02,689 --> 00:46:05,299
Listen, boys, I can't go there.
727
00:46:05,821 --> 00:46:11,039
I want to be part
of the ancient way again.
728
00:46:11,040 --> 00:46:12,606
But you can hardly walk.
729
00:46:13,129 --> 00:46:15,215
Please, don't take me home.
730
00:46:15,216 --> 00:46:18,347
Terrible things will happen there.
731
00:46:18,348 --> 00:46:19,913
I want to live.
732
00:46:19,914 --> 00:46:23,046
I want to fly like Peter Pan
733
00:46:23,047 --> 00:46:25,135
with you boys.
734
00:46:25,656 --> 00:46:29,310
We will have
such great adventure.
735
00:46:29,311 --> 00:46:31,398
Help me.
736
00:46:34,530 --> 00:46:36,619
Save me.
737
00:46:40,795 --> 00:46:42,882
Please.
738
00:46:48,624 --> 00:46:50,189
Come on, Kanziora.
739
00:46:50,190 --> 00:46:52,277
You got the bright ideas.
740
00:46:52,278 --> 00:46:56,453
Where can we take him?
Come on, think.
741
00:46:56,454 --> 00:46:57,498
I know.
742
00:46:58,542 --> 00:47:00,108
There's a shed in the garden.
743
00:47:00,630 --> 00:47:02,717
Perfect.
744
00:47:02,718 --> 00:47:06,372
A shed?
How humiliating.
745
00:47:22,032 --> 00:47:24,641
Come on, Leah.
You can tell me.
746
00:47:25,164 --> 00:47:26,729
Oh, Ernie.
747
00:47:26,730 --> 00:47:30,382
It probably was Father out there.
748
00:47:30,383 --> 00:47:32,993
He's not exactly one of us.
749
00:47:33,515 --> 00:47:34,559
You're having me on.
750
00:47:35,082 --> 00:47:37,169
Watch the road!
751
00:47:37,170 --> 00:47:38,734
Jesus Christ!
752
00:47:38,735 --> 00:47:41,867
You're saying your old man's
a bloody vampire?
753
00:47:42,389 --> 00:47:44,477
It's our family's darkest secret.
754
00:47:44,999 --> 00:47:50,218
You see, he's been alive
for over 200 years,
755
00:47:50,219 --> 00:47:53,350
but the unspeakable
has happened.
756
00:47:53,351 --> 00:47:55,438
Now that he is dead,
757
00:47:55,439 --> 00:47:58,570
he could return to
being a true vampire.
758
00:47:58,571 --> 00:48:00,658
You're not one, are you?
759
00:48:00,659 --> 00:48:01,703
Mercifully not.
760
00:48:02,225 --> 00:48:03,269
Glad to hear it.
761
00:48:03,791 --> 00:48:06,401
There's one way to stop
those jokers.
762
00:48:06,923 --> 00:48:08,489
I've seen it on TV.
763
00:48:09,011 --> 00:48:11,098
Stake clean through the heart.
764
00:48:11,099 --> 00:48:14,230
What are you saying?
Certainly not!
765
00:48:14,231 --> 00:48:17,362
He's a monster.
766
00:48:17,363 --> 00:48:19,450
My father's not a monster!
767
00:48:19,451 --> 00:48:20,493
He's a vampire!
768
00:48:20,494 --> 00:48:23,105
You know what
those bastards get up to.
769
00:48:23,627 --> 00:48:25,714
They're only after blood.
770
00:48:25,715 --> 00:48:28,846
A good old
stake through the heart
771
00:48:28,847 --> 00:48:30,934
will shut him up for good.
772
00:48:36,155 --> 00:48:38,242
Help me, Kanziora.
773
00:48:47,116 --> 00:48:50,249
Oh, no!
Aunt Leah's car!
774
00:48:50,770 --> 00:48:52,336
Aah!
775
00:48:59,644 --> 00:49:01,732
That was close, ay?
776
00:49:02,254 --> 00:49:03,819
Uh-oh.
Where's Grandpa gone?
777
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:05,907
I don't know.
778
00:49:05,908 --> 00:49:07,473
Grandpa, where are you?
779
00:49:07,474 --> 00:49:11,127
I'm over here!
Get me out!
780
00:49:11,128 --> 00:49:12,693
Ha ha ha!
781
00:49:12,694 --> 00:49:15,304
Get me out!
782
00:49:17,913 --> 00:49:21,568
Hope Mom and Dad don't hear us.
783
00:49:42,447 --> 00:49:43,491
Oh...
784
00:49:43,492 --> 00:49:47,144
Shh!
You have to be real quiet.
785
00:49:47,145 --> 00:49:48,711
Shh!
786
00:49:59,151 --> 00:50:01,760
You'll be safe here, Grandpa.
787
00:50:01,761 --> 00:50:03,326
Ay, Kanziora?
788
00:50:03,327 --> 00:50:04,893
Yeah.
789
00:50:05,415 --> 00:50:08,546
This coat will keep you warm.
790
00:50:08,547 --> 00:50:10,112
This is quite cozy.
791
00:50:10,113 --> 00:50:12,200
We'll visit tomorrow.
792
00:50:12,201 --> 00:50:13,766
But don't go out.
793
00:50:13,767 --> 00:50:16,376
Please, Grandpa.
Stay here.
794
00:50:16,377 --> 00:50:18,464
Promise?
795
00:50:18,465 --> 00:50:21,074
[coughing]
796
00:50:21,075 --> 00:50:22,639
What is it?
797
00:50:22,640 --> 00:50:23,684
Garlic.
798
00:50:23,685 --> 00:50:25,772
Would you mind?
799
00:50:25,773 --> 00:50:27,861
Makes me quite nauseous.
800
00:50:29,427 --> 00:50:31,514
Kanziora, I got to go.
801
00:50:32,037 --> 00:50:33,079
OK.
802
00:50:33,080 --> 00:50:35,169
Wish me luck.
803
00:50:35,690 --> 00:50:37,255
Just be cool.
804
00:50:37,256 --> 00:50:40,387
It was a great night, wasn't it?
805
00:50:40,388 --> 00:50:42,998
The best, man.
806
00:50:44,043 --> 00:50:45,607
Grandpa...
807
00:50:45,608 --> 00:50:47,695
we're going now,
808
00:50:47,696 --> 00:50:49,262
so nighty-night.
809
00:50:49,785 --> 00:50:50,828
Sleep tight.
810
00:50:50,829 --> 00:50:52,915
Don't let the vampire bite.
811
00:50:52,916 --> 00:50:54,481
Ha ha ha!
812
00:50:54,482 --> 00:50:57,093
Vampire... ha ha ha!
813
00:50:59,180 --> 00:51:01,790
[humming]
814
00:51:19,016 --> 00:51:21,104
[chainsaw buzzing]
815
00:51:23,714 --> 00:51:25,801
Lonny, where have you been?
816
00:51:25,802 --> 00:51:28,932
Aunt Leah, I've been...
817
00:51:28,933 --> 00:51:31,543
up at Kanziora's.
Why?
818
00:51:31,544 --> 00:51:33,631
Something dreadful has happened.
819
00:51:33,632 --> 00:51:38,330
Your grandfather's body
has just disappeared.
820
00:51:39,374 --> 00:51:41,462
Really?
821
00:51:42,506 --> 00:51:45,114
Uh, how?
822
00:51:45,115 --> 00:51:48,247
We don't exactly know,
but it's not there.
823
00:51:48,248 --> 00:51:51,900
Did you see anybody
enter the house after we left?
824
00:51:51,901 --> 00:51:52,901
No.
825
00:51:53,467 --> 00:51:55,555
Are you sure?
826
00:51:55,556 --> 00:51:57,122
Honest.
827
00:51:58,688 --> 00:52:01,296
Look, can I go to bed?
828
00:52:01,297 --> 00:52:02,862
I'm wiped out.
829
00:52:02,863 --> 00:52:04,950
Of course, dear.
830
00:52:04,951 --> 00:52:08,082
I'll be right up
to turn off the light.
831
00:52:08,083 --> 00:52:11,214
Good night, everybody.
832
00:52:11,215 --> 00:52:13,825
Good night, dear.
833
00:52:54,541 --> 00:52:58,194
Go away, please.
Go away.
834
00:52:58,716 --> 00:53:00,803
Thirsty.
835
00:53:00,804 --> 00:53:03,415
Thirsty!
836
00:53:04,981 --> 00:53:07,068
Thirsty!
837
00:53:24,816 --> 00:53:26,904
Good boy. Yeah.
838
00:53:32,124 --> 00:53:33,167
More.
839
00:53:33,168 --> 00:53:36,300
Just one more, OK?
840
00:53:39,953 --> 00:53:42,562
Who's that?
841
00:53:42,563 --> 00:53:45,173
Just getting a drink!
842
00:53:45,174 --> 00:53:47,261
Dad's coming.
843
00:53:50,916 --> 00:53:54,047
What's all the bloody noise
out here?
844
00:54:05,009 --> 00:54:06,576
Stay here.
845
00:54:07,097 --> 00:54:09,708
I know what to do.
846
00:54:12,317 --> 00:54:15,450
You out here, Christopher?
847
00:54:17,016 --> 00:54:18,581
What the...
848
00:54:20,669 --> 00:54:22,758
Hey, wake up, son.
849
00:54:23,279 --> 00:54:24,322
Hey...
850
00:54:24,323 --> 00:54:27,454
Wakey, wakey.
Are you all right?
851
00:54:27,455 --> 00:54:30,587
Where... where am I?
852
00:54:31,109 --> 00:54:33,718
Having a little walk
in your sleep.
853
00:54:33,719 --> 00:54:35,284
You all right?
854
00:54:35,285 --> 00:54:37,895
Come on.
Back to bed.
855
00:54:39,461 --> 00:54:40,461
Oh, dear.
856
00:54:40,505 --> 00:54:43,637
I should get back to the shed.
857
00:54:58,253 --> 00:55:01,384
Hello. Can I speak
to Lonny, please?
858
00:55:01,385 --> 00:55:02,950
No. I'm sorry, Kanziora.
859
00:55:02,951 --> 00:55:05,560
He's busy today.
860
00:55:05,561 --> 00:55:06,603
Can I talk?
861
00:55:06,604 --> 00:55:09,213
Good-bye.
862
00:55:09,214 --> 00:55:10,258
Why?
863
00:55:11,303 --> 00:55:13,389
You're not going anywhere today
864
00:55:13,390 --> 00:55:16,521
until I've sorted out
this terrible business.
865
00:55:16,522 --> 00:55:18,087
That's not fair.
866
00:55:18,088 --> 00:55:21,220
In my house, do as you're told.
867
00:55:21,743 --> 00:55:22,785
Understood?
868
00:55:22,786 --> 00:55:24,874
Yes, Aunt Leah.
869
00:55:25,918 --> 00:55:29,049
Swear to God you know
nothing about this.
870
00:55:29,050 --> 00:55:30,615
Swear on the...
871
00:55:30,616 --> 00:55:33,226
on the Almighty's name.
872
00:55:37,924 --> 00:55:40,011
You wouldn't lie to me,
873
00:55:40,012 --> 00:55:41,578
would you?
874
00:55:42,099 --> 00:55:44,709
No, Aunt Leah.
I swear it.
875
00:55:44,710 --> 00:55:46,797
Good boy.
876
00:55:46,798 --> 00:55:50,451
Now, finish your breakfast
and make your bed.
877
00:55:50,452 --> 00:55:53,061
Today you'll play in the garden.
878
00:55:53,062 --> 00:55:54,106
OK.
879
00:55:54,628 --> 00:55:57,237
And if I'm really, really good,
880
00:55:57,238 --> 00:56:00,370
can I go swimming later?
881
00:56:01,936 --> 00:56:04,546
We'll see.
882
00:56:11,331 --> 00:56:14,985
♪ What am I going to do
for my red o pooh? ♪
883
00:56:15,507 --> 00:56:18,116
♪ It's so very sore
I don't know what to do ♪
884
00:56:18,117 --> 00:56:22,814
♪ Listen, my little sisters,
just look at all my blisters ♪
885
00:56:22,815 --> 00:56:25,946
♪ Let them be a warning to you ♪
886
00:56:25,947 --> 00:56:28,035
Hey, Christopher.
887
00:56:28,557 --> 00:56:29,717
Where's your American friend?
888
00:56:30,123 --> 00:56:32,732
We want to meet him.
889
00:56:32,733 --> 00:56:34,038
Busy!
890
00:56:35,343 --> 00:56:37,431
Tammy said he looked
like River Phoenix.
891
00:56:37,953 --> 00:56:40,041
Liar.
892
00:56:41,607 --> 00:56:44,739
Come on.
Let's start again.
893
00:56:47,349 --> 00:56:51,002
♪ What am I going to do for...? ♪
894
00:56:54,134 --> 00:56:56,743
Mr. Cooger.
895
00:56:56,744 --> 00:56:59,354
Christopher,
where the hell are you?
896
00:56:59,355 --> 00:57:00,920
What are you doing?
897
00:57:00,921 --> 00:57:02,485
Just looking for something!
898
00:57:02,486 --> 00:57:05,096
Get outside!
899
00:57:05,097 --> 00:57:07,183
There's work to be done!
900
00:57:07,184 --> 00:57:08,750
Now, come on!
901
00:57:09,273 --> 00:57:10,315
OK!
902
00:57:10,316 --> 00:57:12,926
I can't stay here.
It's too dangerous.
903
00:57:13,449 --> 00:57:16,057
I've got to be someplace
abandoned and dark.
904
00:57:16,058 --> 00:57:18,146
I'm sorry, Mr. Cooger.
905
00:57:18,147 --> 00:57:22,322
Can you wait just
a little while longer?
906
00:57:22,323 --> 00:57:24,931
♪ It's so very sore
I don't know what to do ♪
907
00:57:24,932 --> 00:57:28,064
That dreadful racket.
908
00:57:28,586 --> 00:57:31,717
Don't worry.
I've got a plan.
909
00:57:31,718 --> 00:57:34,850
Christopher, get
your lazy ass out here!
910
00:57:35,372 --> 00:57:36,938
Coming!
911
00:57:39,026 --> 00:57:40,591
Has anyone seen Christopher?
912
00:57:40,592 --> 00:57:43,201
He's been acting strange
all morning.
913
00:57:43,202 --> 00:57:46,333
Did he really go sleepwalking
last night, Dad?
914
00:57:46,334 --> 00:57:49,986
I found him in the middle
of the flower bed.
915
00:57:49,987 --> 00:57:52,597
Ben, will you
go find Christopher?
916
00:57:52,598 --> 00:57:55,208
Tell him to get ready.
917
00:57:56,774 --> 00:57:58,861
Christopher!
918
00:58:00,427 --> 00:58:02,515
Get ready!
Come on!
919
00:58:02,516 --> 00:58:04,081
I'm coming!
920
00:58:04,082 --> 00:58:05,647
Now!
921
00:58:05,648 --> 00:58:07,735
Go away!
922
00:58:09,301 --> 00:58:11,390
Hurry. Come on.
923
00:58:22,874 --> 00:58:24,960
Are you all right?
924
00:58:24,961 --> 00:58:26,527
Ehh.
925
00:58:28,093 --> 00:58:29,658
Can you breathe?
926
00:58:29,659 --> 00:58:31,225
Eeh!
927
00:58:33,313 --> 00:58:35,924
Here they come.
928
00:59:02,022 --> 00:59:04,633
Christopher!
929
00:59:18,204 --> 00:59:21,335
Mom, what's that funny smell?
930
00:59:21,336 --> 00:59:23,423
I don't smell anything.
931
00:59:23,424 --> 00:59:25,511
It's your bum!
932
00:59:25,512 --> 00:59:27,077
Be quiet!
933
00:59:27,078 --> 00:59:29,688
It's revolting...
Like moldy chops.
934
00:59:30,210 --> 00:59:32,819
Christopher, did you invite
Lonny to the barbecue?
935
00:59:32,820 --> 00:59:34,908
Oh, he's not allowed out.
936
00:59:35,430 --> 00:59:38,039
Isn't that so sad?
937
00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,084
Mmm.
938
00:59:40,650 --> 00:59:42,216
Blaah!
939
00:59:43,260 --> 00:59:44,304
What was that?
940
00:59:44,826 --> 00:59:47,435
He did a big fart!
941
00:59:47,436 --> 00:59:50,046
Easy, Ben.
942
01:00:55,817 --> 01:00:57,904
Heat. Light.
943
01:00:57,905 --> 01:00:58,949
Get me out.
944
01:00:59,471 --> 01:01:02,602
I'm starting to feel
very strange!
945
01:01:02,603 --> 01:01:04,167
How strange?
946
01:01:04,168 --> 01:01:06,257
Please don't do
anything strange.
947
01:01:06,779 --> 01:01:08,865
Not here!
948
01:01:08,866 --> 01:01:10,955
Just hang on, Mr. Cooger.
949
01:01:11,476 --> 01:01:14,087
Get me out.
I need darkness.
950
01:01:15,652 --> 01:01:18,262
The cave. The cave!
951
01:01:18,263 --> 01:01:21,916
Boy, take me to the cave!
952
01:01:37,055 --> 01:01:38,619
Help me, Kanziora.
953
01:01:38,620 --> 01:01:42,274
I need darkness!
The cave. The cave!
954
01:01:45,928 --> 01:01:47,493
What's happened?
955
01:01:47,494 --> 01:01:49,060
I'm glad to see you.
956
01:01:49,582 --> 01:01:50,626
Where is he?
957
01:01:51,148 --> 01:01:52,192
In the boot.
958
01:01:52,714 --> 01:01:54,280
You mean the trunk.
959
01:01:54,802 --> 01:01:57,411
I've got something to tell you.
960
01:01:57,934 --> 01:01:59,499
Ernie the nerd's making stakes
961
01:01:59,500 --> 01:02:01,588
to slam through his heart.
962
01:02:02,110 --> 01:02:03,110
What?
963
01:02:03,153 --> 01:02:05,242
We got to hide him good.
964
01:02:05,764 --> 01:02:07,330
They're looking for him now.
965
01:02:07,852 --> 01:02:10,460
Don't tell him
they want to stake him.
966
01:02:10,461 --> 01:02:12,027
He's got to know.
967
01:02:12,550 --> 01:02:14,636
We've got to protect him.
968
01:02:14,637 --> 01:02:16,202
He needs us.
969
01:02:16,203 --> 01:02:19,857
If we tell him, he'll
probably start biting people.
970
01:02:19,858 --> 01:02:20,900
Shh!
971
01:02:20,901 --> 01:02:22,989
He'll hear us.
972
01:02:22,990 --> 01:02:25,599
Please, Lonny.
Don't tell him.
973
01:02:25,600 --> 01:02:27,165
Sure, buddy.
974
01:02:27,166 --> 01:02:29,775
I won't.
975
01:02:38,649 --> 01:02:39,693
Come on, Grandpa.
976
01:02:40,216 --> 01:02:41,258
Walk.
977
01:02:41,259 --> 01:02:42,259
Oh!
978
01:02:43,347 --> 01:02:44,347
Oh!
979
01:02:54,830 --> 01:02:55,875
Oh!
980
01:02:56,397 --> 01:02:57,397
Oh!
981
01:02:57,441 --> 01:02:57,963
Oh!
982
01:02:57,964 --> 01:02:59,006
Oh!
983
01:02:59,007 --> 01:03:00,050
Oh!
984
01:03:00,051 --> 01:03:01,617
Hey, guys!
985
01:03:02,138 --> 01:03:03,183
Oh, no!
986
01:03:03,705 --> 01:03:04,705
What?
987
01:03:04,749 --> 01:03:05,793
Girls!
988
01:03:06,315 --> 01:03:07,880
Let's go this way.
989
01:03:08,403 --> 01:03:09,969
Come on!
990
01:03:11,535 --> 01:03:13,101
Aah!
991
01:03:16,754 --> 01:03:19,363
Oh, my God!
It's a corpse!
992
01:03:19,364 --> 01:03:20,929
Sorry, lady.
993
01:03:20,930 --> 01:03:22,496
Sorry!
994
01:03:23,019 --> 01:03:24,062
Come on, Grandpa.
995
01:03:24,585 --> 01:03:26,151
You'll be all right.
996
01:03:26,672 --> 01:03:28,761
We don't have far to go.
997
01:03:29,283 --> 01:03:30,327
Hot sun!
998
01:03:30,848 --> 01:03:32,413
What do you want?
999
01:03:32,414 --> 01:03:33,980
Who's this?
1000
01:03:34,502 --> 01:03:35,546
My grandpa.
1001
01:03:36,069 --> 01:03:37,635
Mind your own business.
1002
01:03:38,156 --> 01:03:40,766
He fell all over those ladies!
Ha ha!
1003
01:03:40,767 --> 01:03:42,853
Doesn't he like the sun?
1004
01:03:42,854 --> 01:03:43,897
Lonny!
1005
01:03:43,898 --> 01:03:47,030
Where are you going?
Can we come?
1006
01:03:47,552 --> 01:03:48,552
No.
1007
01:03:48,596 --> 01:03:49,118
Oh.
1008
01:03:49,119 --> 01:03:50,162
Oh.
1009
01:03:50,684 --> 01:03:52,250
Oh, too much sun!
1010
01:03:52,251 --> 01:03:53,251
Oh!
1011
01:03:56,426 --> 01:04:00,601
Excuse me. You're Kanziora's
sister, aren't you?
1012
01:04:00,602 --> 01:04:02,167
Yeah. Tammy.
1013
01:04:02,168 --> 01:04:04,777
Well, I'm Leah Cooger,
Lonny's aunt.
1014
01:04:04,778 --> 01:04:08,430
Tell me, have you seen
the boys about today?
1015
01:04:08,431 --> 01:04:09,476
Ha ha ha!
1016
01:04:09,998 --> 01:04:11,042
Yeah, we have.
1017
01:04:11,564 --> 01:04:13,652
They're down at the beach, ay?
1018
01:04:14,173 --> 01:04:15,217
Yes?
1019
01:04:15,218 --> 01:04:18,348
With some guy wrapped up
like a mummy.
1020
01:04:18,349 --> 01:04:19,914
Like a...
1021
01:04:19,915 --> 01:04:20,959
mummy?
1022
01:04:20,960 --> 01:04:23,046
He looked to gag, ay?
1023
01:04:23,047 --> 01:04:25,135
Where did they go?
1024
01:04:25,136 --> 01:04:26,701
Towards the caves.
1025
01:04:26,702 --> 01:04:28,788
Thank you very much.
1026
01:04:28,789 --> 01:04:30,878
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!
1027
01:04:32,444 --> 01:04:33,487
Ah!
1028
01:04:33,488 --> 01:04:34,488
Ah!
1029
01:04:37,141 --> 01:04:38,141
Ah!
1030
01:04:45,494 --> 01:04:47,059
Here we are.
1031
01:04:47,581 --> 01:04:48,581
Ah!
1032
01:04:48,625 --> 01:04:50,190
This is more like it!
1033
01:04:50,191 --> 01:04:51,757
Yeah!
1034
01:04:52,279 --> 01:04:56,454
Now, boys, if you'll
just help me get down.
1035
01:04:56,455 --> 01:04:57,498
Oh!
1036
01:04:57,499 --> 01:04:58,542
Oh!
1037
01:04:58,543 --> 01:05:01,674
I'll tell you,
what an endurance test!
1038
01:05:01,675 --> 01:05:04,806
Grandpa, we'll get you
some food.
1039
01:05:04,807 --> 01:05:05,850
Good.
1040
01:05:05,851 --> 01:05:07,939
You'll get very hungry here.
1041
01:05:08,461 --> 01:05:12,636
And, uh, perhaps a little,
uh, alcoholic refreshment?
1042
01:05:12,637 --> 01:05:14,724
I'll get you some booze.
1043
01:05:14,725 --> 01:05:17,856
Good. You see,
it's for my poor circulation
1044
01:05:17,857 --> 01:05:20,465
in the extremities.
1045
01:05:20,466 --> 01:05:21,510
Ha ha!
1046
01:05:21,511 --> 01:05:23,075
Now, uh...
1047
01:05:23,076 --> 01:05:25,164
I must rest.
1048
01:05:25,165 --> 01:05:27,253
Too much excitement for one day.
1049
01:05:27,774 --> 01:05:29,340
We'll come back later, OK?
1050
01:05:29,863 --> 01:05:30,906
Good.
1051
01:05:30,907 --> 01:05:33,516
And after sunset.
And do be careful.
1052
01:05:34,039 --> 01:05:36,647
We will.
Don't you worry about us.
1053
01:05:36,648 --> 01:05:38,736
Please remember the...
1054
01:05:38,737 --> 01:05:40,823
poor circulation.
1055
01:05:40,824 --> 01:05:43,433
Ha ha ha!
1056
01:05:43,434 --> 01:05:44,434
Oh!
1057
01:05:46,566 --> 01:05:47,566
Oh!
1058
01:05:54,918 --> 01:05:57,527
[phone rings]
1059
01:05:57,528 --> 01:05:58,528
[ring]
1060
01:06:00,660 --> 01:06:01,703
[ring]
1061
01:06:01,704 --> 01:06:03,791
[footsteps]
1062
01:06:03,792 --> 01:06:04,835
[ring]
1063
01:06:04,836 --> 01:06:05,836
Hello?
1064
01:06:06,924 --> 01:06:09,534
Oh, Senior Sergeant Ticker.
1065
01:06:11,100 --> 01:06:12,665
Who?
1066
01:06:12,666 --> 01:06:13,666
Oh!
1067
01:06:14,232 --> 01:06:16,318
Yes, I remember her.
1068
01:06:16,319 --> 01:06:19,452
Tallish woman
in a polka-dot frock.
1069
01:06:21,018 --> 01:06:23,105
She what?
1070
01:06:23,106 --> 01:06:26,237
Oh, there must be some mistake.
1071
01:06:26,238 --> 01:06:28,847
She swears it was him?
1072
01:06:28,848 --> 01:06:29,892
Oh.
1073
01:06:30,414 --> 01:06:32,500
Quite impossible!
1074
01:06:32,501 --> 01:06:34,066
Yes!
1075
01:06:34,067 --> 01:06:35,633
She's...
1076
01:06:35,634 --> 01:06:36,676
she's hysterical.
1077
01:06:36,677 --> 01:06:38,766
Oh. Oh, dear.
1078
01:06:40,332 --> 01:06:43,464
Too much sun, perhaps.
Yes.
1079
01:06:45,029 --> 01:06:47,116
Well, of course.
1080
01:06:47,117 --> 01:06:48,117
No.
1081
01:06:48,683 --> 01:06:51,293
No trouble at all.
1082
01:06:54,425 --> 01:06:56,512
Oh, my God.
1083
01:06:56,513 --> 01:06:58,600
It's begun.
1084
01:06:58,601 --> 01:07:00,689
Oh, Ernie!
1085
01:07:00,690 --> 01:07:01,732
Ernie!
1086
01:07:01,733 --> 01:07:03,298
Quick!
1087
01:07:03,299 --> 01:07:04,865
[Ernie]
What is it?
1088
01:07:05,387 --> 01:07:07,474
That was Ticker.
Someone's recognized Cooger.
1089
01:07:07,475 --> 01:07:10,606
She's in the hospital
under sedation.
1090
01:07:10,607 --> 01:07:12,694
We must move quickly now.
1091
01:07:12,695 --> 01:07:14,782
I denied it, of course.
1092
01:07:14,783 --> 01:07:17,914
Go to the caves.
I know he's there.
1093
01:07:17,915 --> 01:07:19,479
Bring him back.
1094
01:07:19,480 --> 01:07:21,569
I'll deal with it.
1095
01:07:32,530 --> 01:07:34,095
Hello, Lonny.
1096
01:07:34,096 --> 01:07:35,096
Hi.
1097
01:07:40,361 --> 01:07:42,448
It was hilarious today, Mom.
1098
01:07:42,449 --> 01:07:45,058
Lonny's grandfather
tripped over these ladies
1099
01:07:45,059 --> 01:07:46,624
on the beach.
1100
01:07:46,625 --> 01:07:48,711
Dear, poor Mr. Cooger died.
1101
01:07:48,712 --> 01:07:50,277
Hi, honey.
1102
01:07:50,278 --> 01:07:52,366
That was your grandfather, ay?
1103
01:07:52,367 --> 01:07:53,409
What?
1104
01:07:53,410 --> 01:07:55,497
He was alive!
1105
01:07:55,498 --> 01:07:56,541
Watch your lip.
1106
01:07:56,542 --> 01:07:58,629
Put these on the table.
1107
01:07:58,630 --> 01:08:01,239
Sorry to hear about
Mr. Cooger.
1108
01:08:01,240 --> 01:08:02,283
Yeah.
1109
01:08:02,284 --> 01:08:03,849
A delightful character.
1110
01:08:03,850 --> 01:08:05,938
Go have some chops.
1111
01:08:54,483 --> 01:08:55,483
Hello!
1112
01:08:57,094 --> 01:08:58,660
Anyone home?
1113
01:08:59,181 --> 01:09:00,181
Hello!
1114
01:09:01,791 --> 01:09:03,879
Mr. Cooger!
1115
01:09:13,797 --> 01:09:15,362
Ah, ha ha!
1116
01:09:15,363 --> 01:09:17,450
Oh, that's much better!
1117
01:09:19,539 --> 01:09:21,105
Good evening.
1118
01:09:22,671 --> 01:09:24,757
Grandpa, we've been seen!
1119
01:09:24,758 --> 01:09:27,890
Aunt Leah and Ernie
know where you are.
1120
01:09:27,891 --> 01:09:30,500
He's on his way.
What can I do?
1121
01:09:31,023 --> 01:09:32,066
Ha ha ha!
1122
01:09:32,589 --> 01:09:34,155
Look, Lonny, my boy,
1123
01:09:34,676 --> 01:09:36,765
I don't want you to worry.
1124
01:09:37,287 --> 01:09:38,331
Let him come!
1125
01:09:38,853 --> 01:09:40,417
Ha ha ha!
1126
01:09:40,418 --> 01:09:43,549
I don't want you to
concern yourself
1127
01:09:43,550 --> 01:09:46,160
with such relatively
unimportant human matters.
1128
01:09:46,161 --> 01:09:48,247
We've brought you some stuff.
1129
01:09:48,248 --> 01:09:50,336
You boys have done well.
1130
01:09:50,337 --> 01:09:54,512
And I flogged a huge bottle
of gin for you.
1131
01:09:54,513 --> 01:09:55,555
Oh!
1132
01:09:55,556 --> 01:09:57,645
God bless your little souls!
1133
01:09:58,166 --> 01:09:59,210
Ha ha!
1134
01:09:59,732 --> 01:10:02,341
Well, it's time for me medicine.
1135
01:10:02,342 --> 01:10:04,951
You know, for the circulation?
1136
01:10:04,952 --> 01:10:05,995
Mmm!
1137
01:10:05,996 --> 01:10:08,083
Ooh! Ha ha ha!
1138
01:10:08,084 --> 01:10:09,650
Yeah, uh...
1139
01:10:10,172 --> 01:10:11,216
I'll tell you,
1140
01:10:11,738 --> 01:10:14,348
I better have another, you know.
1141
01:10:16,958 --> 01:10:18,524
Mmm.
1142
01:10:19,046 --> 01:10:20,611
Just in case, you know.
1143
01:10:20,612 --> 01:10:21,656
Aha!
1144
01:10:23,744 --> 01:10:25,831
Got the beggar!
1145
01:10:25,832 --> 01:10:26,875
Grandpa!
1146
01:10:26,876 --> 01:10:29,484
Die, you monster!
Die!
1147
01:10:29,485 --> 01:10:32,095
Oh, really?
Ha ha ha!
1148
01:10:32,096 --> 01:10:34,183
Die, you monster!
1149
01:10:34,184 --> 01:10:35,749
How pathetic!
1150
01:10:35,750 --> 01:10:37,837
Take this!
1151
01:10:37,838 --> 01:10:40,447
Well, take this!
1152
01:10:40,448 --> 01:10:42,535
Ha ha ha!
1153
01:10:46,711 --> 01:10:48,799
Give me five, Grandpa!
Yeah!
1154
01:10:48,800 --> 01:10:50,365
What about me?
1155
01:10:50,366 --> 01:10:52,974
Ha ha ha!
1156
01:10:52,975 --> 01:10:54,540
Oh, ha ha!
1157
01:10:54,541 --> 01:10:56,629
Oh, I tell you,
1158
01:10:56,630 --> 01:10:59,760
because of you,
I feel eternally young.
1159
01:10:59,761 --> 01:11:03,414
Now, I want to celebrate.
Where shall we go?
1160
01:11:03,415 --> 01:11:05,502
Hey, what about McDonald's?
1161
01:11:05,503 --> 01:11:08,634
But it's not safe there.
You'll be seen.
1162
01:11:08,635 --> 01:11:11,244
Lonny, my boy, let's be daring.
1163
01:11:11,245 --> 01:11:13,332
I want to have fun.
1164
01:11:13,333 --> 01:11:15,420
Mr. McDonald!
1165
01:11:15,421 --> 01:11:18,553
Here we come!
1166
01:11:24,295 --> 01:11:26,383
Mr. McDonald, here we are.
1167
01:11:26,904 --> 01:11:27,949
Ha ha ha!
1168
01:11:28,471 --> 01:11:33,690
Now, got to look like
I fit in with the crowd, huh?
1169
01:11:33,691 --> 01:11:35,777
Ha ha ha!
1170
01:11:35,778 --> 01:11:37,866
Yessirree! Yeah?
1171
01:11:37,867 --> 01:11:39,432
Ha ha ha!
1172
01:11:39,433 --> 01:11:41,519
Grandpa, you look cool.
1173
01:11:41,520 --> 01:11:43,085
Give me five,
1174
01:11:43,086 --> 01:11:45,174
and 5 makes 10.
1175
01:11:45,175 --> 01:11:47,785
And here we go!
1176
01:11:51,960 --> 01:11:53,003
Ooh!
1177
01:11:53,004 --> 01:11:54,569
Ooh, wee!
1178
01:11:54,570 --> 01:11:57,701
This is a magnificent
place here, yes.
1179
01:11:57,702 --> 01:11:58,745
Ooh!
1180
01:11:58,746 --> 01:12:00,833
Grandpa, don't you feel well?
1181
01:12:00,834 --> 01:12:03,966
No, no.
I'm OK, I tell you.
1182
01:12:03,967 --> 01:12:07,619
It's just, uh,
281 years are starting to show.
1183
01:12:07,620 --> 01:12:09,708
Here.
Let me sit down.
1184
01:12:09,709 --> 01:12:11,795
Make yourself comfortable.
1185
01:12:11,796 --> 01:12:13,883
What's the matter with him?
1186
01:12:13,884 --> 01:12:17,015
Maybe he needs food.
1187
01:12:17,016 --> 01:12:18,582
Grandpa,
1188
01:12:18,583 --> 01:12:21,191
would you like a big mac?
1189
01:12:21,192 --> 01:12:23,801
A big what?
1190
01:12:23,802 --> 01:12:26,412
A big mac.
1191
01:12:30,066 --> 01:12:32,153
They don't eat meat.
1192
01:12:32,154 --> 01:12:33,719
He wants...
1193
01:12:33,720 --> 01:12:34,720
blood.
1194
01:12:47,292 --> 01:12:50,422
OK. Two quarter pounders,
two large fries...
1195
01:12:50,423 --> 01:12:52,511
two raw meat patties?
1196
01:12:52,512 --> 01:12:54,599
Thank you.
1197
01:13:02,952 --> 01:13:04,518
Hey!
1198
01:13:05,561 --> 01:13:10,260
Ooh, we're going to have
a lot of fun tonight.
1199
01:13:10,781 --> 01:13:12,869
But...
what are you doing?
1200
01:13:13,391 --> 01:13:16,522
No, no, no, no.
That's not for me.
1201
01:13:16,523 --> 01:13:19,132
Please, I...
I can't, I'm...
1202
01:13:19,133 --> 01:13:22,264
just the sight of it
makes me sick.
1203
01:13:22,265 --> 01:13:23,830
Now, please.
1204
01:13:23,831 --> 01:13:25,918
No, no. I can't. No.
1205
01:13:25,919 --> 01:13:29,050
I'm not going to have it, no.
1206
01:13:29,051 --> 01:13:31,660
Mr. Cooger,
you need your strength.
1207
01:13:31,661 --> 01:13:33,226
No, no, no.
1208
01:13:33,227 --> 01:13:35,314
Please! Drink!
1209
01:13:35,315 --> 01:13:37,402
Come on, Grandpa.
Open up.
1210
01:13:37,403 --> 01:13:38,446
Ah!
1211
01:13:38,447 --> 01:13:39,447
Ah!
1212
01:13:44,189 --> 01:13:45,755
Ooh!
1213
01:13:49,931 --> 01:13:53,062
Not bad.
Quite delicious.
1214
01:13:53,063 --> 01:13:54,628
I'll have another.
1215
01:13:54,629 --> 01:13:55,672
Waiter!
1216
01:13:55,673 --> 01:13:57,239
Garcon?
1217
01:13:57,761 --> 01:14:00,371
No waiters here?
1218
01:14:04,024 --> 01:14:05,590
Oh, no!
1219
01:14:06,113 --> 01:14:08,199
Look out!
1220
01:14:08,200 --> 01:14:12,375
You beggars thought you
could outdo me, ay?
1221
01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:13,420
Ay?
1222
01:14:13,421 --> 01:14:15,507
Yeah, Sergeant Ticker, please.
1223
01:14:15,508 --> 01:14:18,639
This man is a vampire!
1224
01:14:18,640 --> 01:14:21,250
Yeah, mate,
and I'm Joan Collins.
1225
01:14:22,816 --> 01:14:24,903
Come on, Grandpa.
1226
01:14:24,904 --> 01:14:26,469
Let's go.
1227
01:14:26,470 --> 01:14:28,557
Now! Run!
1228
01:14:28,558 --> 01:14:31,689
Are you coming home
with me or what,
1229
01:14:31,690 --> 01:14:33,255
you demon?
1230
01:14:33,256 --> 01:14:35,342
Stop!
1231
01:14:35,343 --> 01:14:37,953
Whatever you're doing...
1232
01:14:37,954 --> 01:14:40,563
You?
But you're supposed to be...
1233
01:14:40,564 --> 01:14:42,129
dead.
1234
01:14:42,130 --> 01:14:45,261
I am dead!
Ha ha ha!
1235
01:14:45,262 --> 01:14:46,306
Aah!
1236
01:14:51,004 --> 01:14:53,091
Fly, Grandpa, fly!
1237
01:14:53,092 --> 01:14:55,179
Whoa!
1238
01:14:55,180 --> 01:14:56,745
Whoa!
1239
01:14:56,746 --> 01:14:58,311
Ugh!
1240
01:14:58,833 --> 01:14:59,877
Ah!
1241
01:15:01,443 --> 01:15:03,531
Get in the car!
1242
01:15:03,532 --> 01:15:05,618
Hurry up!
1243
01:15:05,619 --> 01:15:07,706
Lonny, stop that!
1244
01:15:07,707 --> 01:15:09,795
Ernie, help!
1245
01:15:12,927 --> 01:15:14,493
Don't let them take him!
1246
01:15:15,015 --> 01:15:16,059
They'll kill him!
1247
01:15:16,581 --> 01:15:18,147
That's enough.
1248
01:15:18,148 --> 01:15:20,234
Get in there!
1249
01:15:20,235 --> 01:15:22,323
Get in!
1250
01:15:28,065 --> 01:15:29,109
No!
1251
01:15:29,631 --> 01:15:31,719
Leah, you don't understand!
1252
01:15:32,241 --> 01:15:35,373
It was those beautiful boys
that gave me life!
1253
01:15:35,895 --> 01:15:37,461
I didn't mean any harm.
1254
01:15:37,983 --> 01:15:40,070
I was having a little fun.
1255
01:15:40,593 --> 01:15:43,724
Fun? You call resurrecting
yourself from the dead
1256
01:15:43,725 --> 01:15:46,334
and running around
buting people fun?
1257
01:15:46,335 --> 01:15:48,943
You give me no choice, Father.
1258
01:15:48,944 --> 01:15:51,554
That no-hoper Ernie
put you up to this,
1259
01:15:52,077 --> 01:15:53,642
that worthless bum!
1260
01:15:53,643 --> 01:15:55,731
I'm not listening.
1261
01:16:07,736 --> 01:16:08,779
But he's harmless!
1262
01:16:08,780 --> 01:16:09,825
Quiet!
1263
01:16:10,346 --> 01:16:11,911
Quiet!
Stop your bloody yelling!
1264
01:16:11,912 --> 01:16:14,521
Don't you see?
He's not human.
1265
01:16:14,522 --> 01:16:17,133
They'll stake him
through the heart!
1266
01:16:17,654 --> 01:16:21,307
But he's just
a harmless old man!
1267
01:16:21,308 --> 01:16:22,875
Drive up the Cemetery Hill.
1268
01:16:23,396 --> 01:16:26,006
They've take him
to the burial ground!
1269
01:16:26,007 --> 01:16:27,050
The what?
1270
01:16:27,572 --> 01:16:30,703
The burial ground
where the family vault is.
1271
01:16:30,704 --> 01:16:33,313
I don't know what's going on.
1272
01:16:33,314 --> 01:16:34,879
Can't you go faster?
1273
01:16:34,880 --> 01:16:38,533
Around here,
we obey the road code.
1274
01:16:38,534 --> 01:16:40,621
This isn't Hawaii Five-0.
1275
01:16:40,622 --> 01:16:43,754
Well, they've probably
done it by now!
1276
01:16:44,276 --> 01:16:47,930
Can't you go
a teensy-weensy bit faster?
1277
01:16:55,238 --> 01:16:58,369
I don't want to die this way.
1278
01:16:58,370 --> 01:17:01,501
I... I... I promise.
I'll behave myself.
1279
01:17:01,502 --> 01:17:03,588
You don't understand, do you?
1280
01:17:03,589 --> 01:17:06,721
You're already meant to be dead!
1281
01:17:08,287 --> 01:17:09,331
But, Leah!
1282
01:17:09,853 --> 01:17:12,463
I am your father!
1283
01:17:12,986 --> 01:17:15,073
Ahh!
1284
01:17:30,211 --> 01:17:33,865
Come on,
you pile of rotting flesh!
1285
01:17:35,431 --> 01:17:36,476
Uh!
1286
01:17:36,997 --> 01:17:38,563
Uh...
1287
01:17:51,613 --> 01:17:53,700
This is it!
1288
01:17:53,701 --> 01:17:56,831
Hey, wait a minute!
I'm in charge here!
1289
01:17:56,832 --> 01:17:58,397
Oh!
1290
01:17:58,398 --> 01:18:01,007
Hold him still,
for Christ's sakes!
1291
01:18:01,008 --> 01:18:02,574
[Sergeant Ticker]
Hold it!
1292
01:18:07,272 --> 01:18:08,838
Hey!
1293
01:18:08,839 --> 01:18:11,448
What the hell are you doing?
1294
01:18:11,971 --> 01:18:13,537
Grandpa, run!
1295
01:18:17,190 --> 01:18:19,800
Ernie, you all right, mate?
1296
01:18:22,411 --> 01:18:24,498
Follow me, boys.
1297
01:18:29,196 --> 01:18:32,329
Soon you will hear
The Fluttering Of My Wings,
1298
01:18:32,850 --> 01:18:34,938
and I will be no more.
1299
01:18:35,460 --> 01:18:38,070
Meet me down by the sea.
1300
01:18:42,246 --> 01:18:44,856
[weeping]
1301
01:18:53,208 --> 01:18:56,340
Oh, Father...
1302
01:18:57,384 --> 01:19:00,516
I'm sorry!
1303
01:19:01,559 --> 01:19:04,170
Mr. Cooger!
1304
01:19:04,691 --> 01:19:06,258
Grandpa, where are you?
1305
01:19:06,780 --> 01:19:09,389
You'll find me where
there's gaiety, laughter,
1306
01:19:09,390 --> 01:19:11,476
and fun for all!
1307
01:19:11,477 --> 01:19:14,088
Ha ha ha ha...
1308
01:19:17,219 --> 01:19:20,873
Sit back and enjoy
teen talent time!
1309
01:19:22,440 --> 01:19:27,137
First up, a very talented
young man from Fauna Beroa...
1310
01:19:27,138 --> 01:19:29,747
This boy's a real ding dong.
1311
01:19:29,748 --> 01:19:33,923
Bringing his trumpet to give us
How Great Thou Art.
1312
01:19:34,445 --> 01:19:37,054
Accompanied at the organ
by Mrs. Betty Gutsell,
1313
01:19:37,055 --> 01:19:39,665
here is Hamish McWhirter!
1314
01:19:46,451 --> 01:19:48,539
[playing How Great Thou Art]
1315
01:20:12,028 --> 01:20:15,159
Feeling better now,
are we, my son?
1316
01:20:15,160 --> 01:20:18,292
And have we been
saying our prayers?
1317
01:20:18,293 --> 01:20:19,858
Yes, Father.
1318
01:20:19,859 --> 01:20:21,946
Good boy.
1319
01:20:23,512 --> 01:20:24,557
Boy,
1320
01:20:25,078 --> 01:20:26,123
close, ay?
1321
01:20:26,644 --> 01:20:27,644
Yeah.
1322
01:20:27,688 --> 01:20:29,253
Oh, man, where is he?
1323
01:20:29,254 --> 01:20:31,341
He's around, Lonny.
1324
01:20:31,342 --> 01:20:33,951
I see Mom and Dad!
1325
01:20:33,952 --> 01:20:36,040
They're going to kill me!
1326
01:20:36,041 --> 01:20:37,606
OK.
1327
01:20:37,607 --> 01:20:40,738
[How Great Thou Art continues]
1328
01:20:45,958 --> 01:20:47,001
Hi.
1329
01:20:47,002 --> 01:20:49,089
Where have you been?
1330
01:20:49,090 --> 01:20:50,656
Playing with Lonny.
1331
01:20:50,657 --> 01:20:53,265
I didn't know where you'd gone.
1332
01:20:53,266 --> 01:20:54,831
I'm sorry.
1333
01:20:54,832 --> 01:20:56,919
Don't do that again,
Christopher.
1334
01:20:56,920 --> 01:20:58,486
She's been worried sick.
1335
01:20:59,008 --> 01:21:00,052
Be quiet.
1336
01:21:00,574 --> 01:21:01,617
Sorry.
1337
01:21:01,618 --> 01:21:03,184
Be quiet.
1338
01:21:14,145 --> 01:21:16,233
Hamish McWhirter,
ladies and gentlemen.
1339
01:21:16,234 --> 01:21:17,799
What a talent!
1340
01:21:17,800 --> 01:21:19,886
What a goob!
1341
01:21:19,887 --> 01:21:21,975
Now for something more exotic.
1342
01:21:21,976 --> 01:21:25,108
We're expecting on the stage
three lovely ladies.
1343
01:21:25,629 --> 01:21:27,718
They say they've only been
singing together
1344
01:21:28,239 --> 01:21:30,326
for the last three days,
correct?
1345
01:21:30,327 --> 01:21:33,459
And here they are.
Don't they look lovely?
1346
01:21:33,460 --> 01:21:35,025
All right!
1347
01:21:35,026 --> 01:21:39,722
It's Serena, Tammy and Brigit
who sing their hula song,
1348
01:21:39,723 --> 01:21:42,334
My Red O Pooh.
1349
01:21:43,899 --> 01:21:47,031
♪ What am I going to do
for my red o pooh? ♪
1350
01:21:47,553 --> 01:21:50,163
♪ It's so very sore,
I don't know what to do...? ♪
1351
01:21:50,685 --> 01:21:52,250
Oh, man!
1352
01:21:52,251 --> 01:21:53,816
She's a doll!
1353
01:21:53,817 --> 01:21:56,426
Ha ha ha!
1354
01:21:56,427 --> 01:21:58,514
♪ Let them be a warning to you ♪
1355
01:21:58,515 --> 01:22:02,168
♪ Yesterday, my steamer docked
at half past nine ♪
1356
01:22:02,169 --> 01:22:03,734
♪ The sun has shining bright... ♪
1357
01:22:03,735 --> 01:22:04,779
Ticker!
1358
01:22:05,301 --> 01:22:06,344
Can I have a chip?
1359
01:22:06,345 --> 01:22:08,954
Just one.
1360
01:22:08,955 --> 01:22:13,652
♪ That's how I got
my red o pooh, ooh ♪
1361
01:22:13,653 --> 01:22:16,784
♪ All the pretty little girls
were playing around ♪
1362
01:22:16,785 --> 01:22:20,960
♪ Getting a suntan,
so I thought I'd get one, too ♪
1363
01:22:20,961 --> 01:22:24,613
♪ Out on the beach,
I played my ukulele ♪
1364
01:22:24,614 --> 01:22:26,179
♪ Getting a suntan ♪
1365
01:22:26,180 --> 01:22:27,745
There he is!
1366
01:22:27,746 --> 01:22:30,355
♪ That was not
the thing to do... ♪
1367
01:22:30,356 --> 01:22:31,400
Oh!
1368
01:22:31,922 --> 01:22:33,488
♪ My red o pooh... ♪
1369
01:22:34,011 --> 01:22:36,620
[Emcee]
Everyone, stay calm!
1370
01:22:36,621 --> 01:22:37,664
Please, stay calm!
1371
01:22:38,187 --> 01:22:40,273
Please, stay in your positions.
1372
01:22:40,274 --> 01:22:42,361
♪ What am I going to do... ♪
1373
01:22:42,362 --> 01:22:43,927
Get off!
1374
01:22:43,928 --> 01:22:48,625
♪ It's so very sore,
I don't know what to do ♪
1375
01:22:48,626 --> 01:22:52,280
♪ I guess the only way
to spend an hour every day... ♪
1376
01:22:52,802 --> 01:22:53,845
Oh!
1377
01:22:53,846 --> 01:22:55,412
[applause]
1378
01:22:56,456 --> 01:22:58,544
Hey! Psst!
1379
01:22:59,066 --> 01:23:01,154
[audience cheers]
1380
01:23:04,286 --> 01:23:08,462
Holy mother of God.
It's the deceased!
1381
01:23:13,682 --> 01:23:15,248
Where the hell are they going?
1382
01:23:15,770 --> 01:23:17,335
Christopher, come back!
1383
01:23:17,336 --> 01:23:19,423
Aah!
1384
01:23:19,424 --> 01:23:20,990
Oh.
1385
01:23:23,078 --> 01:23:25,165
[applause]
1386
01:23:28,820 --> 01:23:32,472
What the hell are you
going to do?
1387
01:23:32,473 --> 01:23:35,082
Don't ask me!
1388
01:23:35,083 --> 01:23:36,649
Help!
1389
01:23:45,001 --> 01:23:46,566
Oh.
1390
01:23:46,567 --> 01:23:48,655
[applause]
1391
01:24:19,975 --> 01:24:22,584
Grandpa, watch out!
1392
01:24:22,585 --> 01:24:24,150
Oh, no!
1393
01:24:24,151 --> 01:24:25,194
Father!
1394
01:24:25,717 --> 01:24:26,760
Father!
1395
01:24:27,283 --> 01:24:28,325
Father!
1396
01:24:28,326 --> 01:24:30,935
Oh, Father, speak to me!
1397
01:24:30,936 --> 01:24:33,025
Speak to me!
1398
01:24:35,634 --> 01:24:37,723
Leah...
1399
01:24:38,244 --> 01:24:39,810
I'm sorry.
1400
01:24:40,333 --> 01:24:44,508
I've been a naughty boy,
haven't I?
1401
01:25:18,437 --> 01:25:21,570
Are you OK, Aunt Leah?
1402
01:25:22,092 --> 01:25:23,658
Yes.
1403
01:25:24,179 --> 01:25:26,268
I'm fine now.
1404
01:25:26,790 --> 01:25:28,355
But, Aunt Leah,
1405
01:25:28,878 --> 01:25:32,009
there's something
I don't understand.
1406
01:25:32,010 --> 01:25:35,663
How come you aren't one of them?
1407
01:25:37,752 --> 01:25:39,838
Oh, Lonny.
1408
01:25:39,839 --> 01:25:41,926
It's all so long ago.
1409
01:25:41,927 --> 01:25:45,580
Once upon a time,
your grandfather fell in love
1410
01:25:45,581 --> 01:25:48,713
with a beautiful woman...
Bella Louise, my mother,
1411
01:25:49,235 --> 01:25:51,844
and he loved her completely
1412
01:25:51,845 --> 01:25:53,934
in the human way,
1413
01:25:54,455 --> 01:25:58,108
not the ancient way,
you understand?
1414
01:25:58,109 --> 01:26:00,719
He... never bit her?
1415
01:26:02,807 --> 01:26:04,895
That's right, Kanziora.
1416
01:26:05,417 --> 01:26:06,461
So...
1417
01:26:06,983 --> 01:26:10,114
Thank God we were spared.
1418
01:26:10,115 --> 01:26:12,203
But come along now.
1419
01:26:14,290 --> 01:26:17,423
Father wants to see you both.
1420
01:26:21,598 --> 01:26:23,164
Grandpa!
1421
01:26:23,687 --> 01:26:24,687
Wow!
1422
01:26:24,731 --> 01:26:26,819
Isn't he magnificent?
1423
01:26:33,082 --> 01:26:34,647
Lonny,
1424
01:26:34,648 --> 01:26:36,213
Kanziora,
1425
01:26:36,214 --> 01:26:37,258
come.
1426
01:26:37,259 --> 01:26:38,824
Come.
1427
01:26:40,912 --> 01:26:44,566
It's time now for me
to say good-bye.
1428
01:26:45,088 --> 01:26:46,654
Good-bye?
1429
01:26:47,698 --> 01:26:50,308
But where are you going?
1430
01:26:50,830 --> 01:26:53,961
Your grandfather has
decided to leave.
1431
01:26:53,962 --> 01:26:57,615
It's the best thing
for all concerned.
1432
01:26:57,616 --> 01:26:58,661
But...
1433
01:26:59,182 --> 01:27:00,748
where will he go?
1434
01:27:01,270 --> 01:27:04,923
It's time to take
my freedom and join the others.
1435
01:27:04,924 --> 01:27:05,969
Others?
1436
01:27:06,490 --> 01:27:08,055
There's more?
1437
01:27:08,056 --> 01:27:09,621
Oh, yes. Many more,
1438
01:27:09,622 --> 01:27:11,709
like myself,
1439
01:27:11,710 --> 01:27:13,797
who wander this planet
1440
01:27:13,798 --> 01:27:15,885
in search of love
1441
01:27:15,886 --> 01:27:17,974
and understanding.
1442
01:27:22,150 --> 01:27:24,758
You boys have set me free
1443
01:27:24,759 --> 01:27:27,370
with your honesty
and your bravery,
1444
01:27:27,891 --> 01:27:31,546
and I'll never
forget you both ever.
1445
01:27:32,067 --> 01:27:33,111
But...
1446
01:27:33,112 --> 01:27:35,722
but will we ever see
you again, Grandpa?
1447
01:27:36,244 --> 01:27:39,374
Oh, Lonny, I'll always be there!
1448
01:27:39,375 --> 01:27:40,941
Ay, Kanziora?
1449
01:27:41,464 --> 01:27:43,550
And in your dreams,
1450
01:27:43,551 --> 01:27:45,116
I will return.
1451
01:27:45,117 --> 01:27:46,683
I will!
1452
01:27:47,206 --> 01:27:48,772
Leah,
1453
01:27:49,293 --> 01:27:51,381
my traveling coat, please.
1454
01:28:10,173 --> 01:28:12,261
Leah, my...
1455
01:28:13,305 --> 01:28:16,437
my beautiful daughter Leah.
1456
01:28:21,135 --> 01:28:23,223
Oh, Father!
1457
01:28:30,009 --> 01:28:32,097
Kanziora.
1458
01:28:44,102 --> 01:28:47,234
Give me five, Lonny.
1459
01:28:48,800 --> 01:28:51,410
And 5 makes 10?
1460
01:28:57,674 --> 01:29:00,807
I'll always love you, Lonny.
1461
01:29:06,548 --> 01:29:08,114
Farewell.
1462
01:29:08,115 --> 01:29:10,723
See you later...
1463
01:29:10,724 --> 01:29:12,812
mashed potater.
1464
01:29:14,900 --> 01:29:16,987
In a little while,
1465
01:29:16,988 --> 01:29:18,554
crocodile.
1466
01:29:26,906 --> 01:29:29,516
Farewell!
1467
01:29:55,093 --> 01:29:56,660
What is she saying?
1468
01:29:57,182 --> 01:30:00,312
I think she's booting
the sucker out.
1469
01:30:00,313 --> 01:30:02,401
Good.
1470
01:30:02,924 --> 01:30:06,054
Why do you think
your aunt likes him?
1471
01:30:06,055 --> 01:30:07,620
You know, Kanziora,
1472
01:30:07,621 --> 01:30:10,230
love's a very strange thing.
1473
01:30:10,231 --> 01:30:13,362
Makes 'em go funny in the head.
1474
01:30:13,363 --> 01:30:15,972
Really screwy, man.
Ha ha!
1475
01:30:15,973 --> 01:30:18,061
Never laid a hand on him.
1476
01:30:18,583 --> 01:30:21,714
How can you be so cruel?
1477
01:30:21,715 --> 01:30:25,368
Please, just go now,
1478
01:30:25,369 --> 01:30:27,978
and just leave me alone!
1479
01:30:27,979 --> 01:30:29,545
OK.
Keep your hair on!
1480
01:30:30,067 --> 01:30:31,110
I'm going!
1481
01:30:31,111 --> 01:30:34,243
And if old fang face shows up
1482
01:30:34,764 --> 01:30:36,852
for a bit of blood sucking,
1483
01:30:36,853 --> 01:30:39,984
stuffed if I'll be
around to help you.
1484
01:30:39,985 --> 01:30:43,116
Silly dame!
1485
01:30:43,117 --> 01:30:45,727
I know when I'm not wanted!
1486
01:30:47,814 --> 01:30:48,858
Christ!
1487
01:30:48,859 --> 01:30:50,945
I could murder a feed.
1488
01:30:50,946 --> 01:30:53,034
- Ha ha!
- Ha ha!
1489
01:30:53,035 --> 01:30:56,688
Gee, Lonny, I hope
we don't ever get old.
1490
01:30:57,211 --> 01:30:59,820
Imagine what that would be like.
1491
01:31:00,343 --> 01:31:01,909
Yeah.
1492
01:31:02,953 --> 01:31:05,040
You know...
1493
01:31:06,085 --> 01:31:08,171
kind of be nice...
1494
01:31:08,172 --> 01:31:09,737
just to...
1495
01:31:09,738 --> 01:31:11,304
stay the same...
1496
01:31:12,870 --> 01:31:14,958
like we are now...
1497
01:31:15,480 --> 01:31:17,046
tonight...
1498
01:31:18,090 --> 01:31:20,700
for ever and ever.
1499
01:31:22,788 --> 01:31:26,442
Yeah.
That would be lovely, ay?
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