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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:04,072 - wa-cha! Hi-ya! 2 00:00:04,105 --> 00:00:11,179 - and now dreamworks' kung fu Panda: legends of awesomeness. 3 00:00:11,212 --> 00:00:12,213 [gong rings] 4 00:00:12,246 --> 00:00:15,316 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 5 00:00:15,349 --> 00:00:18,052 [scatting] 6 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,520 * raised in A noodle shop * 7 00:00:19,553 --> 00:00:21,522 * never seeking Glory or fame * 8 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:23,057 * he climbed The mountaintop * 9 00:00:23,091 --> 00:00:25,226 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 10 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,394 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 11 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,162 * kung fu panda 12 00:00:28,196 --> 00:00:31,065 [scatting] 13 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:34,068 * master shifu saw The warrior blossom * 14 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:36,170 * and master the skills 15 00:00:36,204 --> 00:00:38,072 * of bodacious and awesome 16 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,607 * kung fu panda 17 00:00:39,640 --> 00:00:41,609 [scatting] 18 00:00:41,642 --> 00:00:45,079 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 19 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,347 * with the furious five 20 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:47,681 * protect the valley Something something * 21 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:50,518 * something Something alive * 22 00:00:50,551 --> 00:00:54,088 * kung fu panda 23 00:00:54,122 --> 00:00:57,191 * legends of awesomeness Sweet! 24 00:01:09,903 --> 00:01:11,605 - I'm late! 25 00:01:11,639 --> 00:01:13,707 I gotta--I gotta go. I gotta-- 26 00:01:13,741 --> 00:01:15,176 Huh? 27 00:01:16,677 --> 00:01:17,778 No way! 28 00:01:17,811 --> 00:01:19,447 It's kwan the un-killable! 29 00:01:19,480 --> 00:01:20,714 I thought he was dead. 30 00:01:20,748 --> 00:01:22,216 The last time I saw him, 31 00:01:22,250 --> 00:01:24,718 I was a kid at kong bai stadium. 32 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:27,221 [crowd cheering] 33 00:01:27,255 --> 00:01:30,258 That place was Jam-packed full of amazing 34 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:31,259 Food vendors. 35 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,161 And kwan was awesome! 36 00:01:37,931 --> 00:01:39,167 He was incredible. 37 00:01:39,167 --> 00:01:42,336 That was the day he was going To introduce the ram slam! 38 00:01:44,272 --> 00:01:47,275 - po! Po! 39 00:01:47,308 --> 00:01:48,242 Po! 40 00:01:48,276 --> 00:01:50,811 - ah! I'm late! 41 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,180 Oops. 42 00:01:52,180 --> 00:01:53,847 [whistles innocently] 43 00:01:53,881 --> 00:01:55,683 He's coming! 44 00:01:55,716 --> 00:01:57,485 [kung fu grunting] 45 00:01:57,518 --> 00:02:00,321 Kwan the un-killable's Coming to the valley of peace, 46 00:02:00,354 --> 00:02:01,855 And he's gonna leave it... 47 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:04,192 [dramatic] In pieces! 48 00:02:04,225 --> 00:02:06,460 - you're late, panda. 49 00:02:06,494 --> 00:02:08,296 - I saw kwan fight When I was a kid. 50 00:02:08,329 --> 00:02:10,198 He was my hero! 51 00:02:10,231 --> 00:02:11,465 - who isn't your hero? [grunts] 52 00:02:11,499 --> 00:02:13,267 The only person You don't idolize 53 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:15,336 Is ling the shoemaker. [grunts] 54 00:02:15,369 --> 00:02:16,604 - actually... 55 00:02:16,637 --> 00:02:19,240 I mean, he makes A pretty good shoe. 56 00:02:19,273 --> 00:02:20,374 - [grunts] - ah! 57 00:02:20,408 --> 00:02:21,775 - I've seen kwan's show. 58 00:02:21,809 --> 00:02:23,644 It's staged. It's fake. 59 00:02:23,677 --> 00:02:25,313 That's not real kung fu. 60 00:02:25,346 --> 00:02:28,216 - if knocking out 100 ninjas Coming at you in single-file 61 00:02:28,216 --> 00:02:29,783 Isn't real kung fu, 62 00:02:29,817 --> 00:02:31,319 I don't know what is. 63 00:02:31,352 --> 00:02:32,286 [knock at door] 64 00:02:34,588 --> 00:02:36,357 - my name is bai li. 65 00:02:36,390 --> 00:02:38,226 I'm looking For the dragon warrior. 66 00:02:38,259 --> 00:02:40,928 [dreamy music] 67 00:02:44,232 --> 00:02:45,299 * 68 00:02:45,333 --> 00:02:49,837 - y-y-you--you...Have a nose. 69 00:02:49,870 --> 00:02:51,672 - smooth. 70 00:02:51,705 --> 00:02:53,874 - I am the dragon warrior. 71 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:55,976 How may I be Of assistance, citizen? 72 00:02:56,009 --> 00:02:58,579 - I have been sent By kwan the un-killable. 73 00:02:58,612 --> 00:03:01,915 Kwan requests the pleasure Of your presence at his match. 74 00:03:01,949 --> 00:03:03,751 - [gasps] Kwan knows who I am? 75 00:03:03,784 --> 00:03:06,254 And he thinks my presence Is a pleasure? 76 00:03:06,287 --> 00:03:08,256 [giggling] 77 00:03:12,860 --> 00:03:14,662 [dreamy music resumes] 78 00:03:14,695 --> 00:03:16,597 - we look forward To seeing you there. 79 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:19,467 - hello. 80 00:03:19,500 --> 00:03:21,502 - hey, I got An extra ticket if anyone-- 81 00:03:21,535 --> 00:03:22,503 - I'll go! 82 00:03:22,536 --> 00:03:24,338 - awesome! 83 00:03:24,372 --> 00:03:26,540 [gasps] I wonder How hard it would be to shave 84 00:03:26,574 --> 00:03:29,277 Kwan's name into my fur. 85 00:03:29,277 --> 00:03:31,279 - as pressing As that question is, 86 00:03:31,279 --> 00:03:33,947 You've got training To do, panda. 87 00:03:33,981 --> 00:03:36,684 I want you to swing hard At this target, 88 00:03:36,717 --> 00:03:38,452 But not hit it. 89 00:03:38,486 --> 00:03:40,388 - that's it? - yes. 90 00:03:40,421 --> 00:03:42,523 - 'cause usually When we do one-on-one training, 91 00:03:42,556 --> 00:03:44,292 You're up to something tricky. 92 00:03:44,292 --> 00:03:46,394 Like that time when It turned out the training dummy 93 00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,028 Was made of tar And I got stuck in-- 94 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,597 - po. 95 00:03:49,630 --> 00:03:51,299 - goo. 96 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,912 - po! - [gasps] 97 00:04:06,780 --> 00:04:08,449 Gah! 98 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:11,819 - you have strength, panda, But you lack restraint. 99 00:04:11,852 --> 00:04:13,821 Come with me. 100 00:04:13,854 --> 00:04:15,923 - [weakly] Little help? 101 00:04:15,956 --> 00:04:17,925 [locks clicking] 102 00:04:19,360 --> 00:04:20,994 - iron turtle shells. 103 00:04:21,028 --> 00:04:22,430 - whoa. 104 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:25,733 [struggling] Kinda...Heavy. 105 00:04:25,766 --> 00:04:27,601 - train with the Iron turtle shells, 106 00:04:27,635 --> 00:04:32,406 And control and precision Will be yours. 107 00:04:32,440 --> 00:04:35,443 - [struggling] 108 00:04:47,655 --> 00:04:49,757 Ahh! 109 00:04:49,790 --> 00:04:51,459 - it takes a while. 110 00:04:51,492 --> 00:04:52,926 I'll be back. 111 00:04:52,960 --> 00:04:54,595 - wait. Uh... 112 00:04:54,628 --> 00:04:56,364 How do I, uh...[strains] 113 00:04:56,397 --> 00:05:00,868 Take these things off? 114 00:05:00,901 --> 00:05:01,869 - you can't. 115 00:05:01,902 --> 00:05:03,003 They lock. 116 00:05:03,036 --> 00:05:05,473 I'll do it when you're ready. 117 00:05:05,506 --> 00:05:06,940 - oh, but, but, but, Shifu shifu shifu. 118 00:05:06,974 --> 00:05:10,378 It's just that I--I mean, I have tickets to see kwan, 119 00:05:10,378 --> 00:05:13,947 And could I do this twice later? 120 00:05:13,981 --> 00:05:14,882 - [sighs] 121 00:05:17,851 --> 00:05:19,119 - thank you! 122 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:20,621 Oof! 123 00:05:20,654 --> 00:05:23,491 Check out the banner! 124 00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:26,527 This is gonna be insane! 125 00:05:26,560 --> 00:05:27,961 The return of kwan! 126 00:05:27,995 --> 00:05:29,397 Can you feel the electricity? 127 00:05:29,397 --> 00:05:31,399 Can you smell the excitement? 128 00:05:31,432 --> 00:05:33,967 - smells more like Month-old bean ramen. 129 00:05:34,001 --> 00:05:36,504 Where is everyone? 130 00:05:36,537 --> 00:05:38,472 [man coughing] 131 00:05:38,506 --> 00:05:41,409 - I don't know, kwan used to Pack this place so full. 132 00:05:41,409 --> 00:05:43,043 Sometimes I had To fit into one seat. 133 00:05:43,076 --> 00:05:46,414 - introducing the main event Of the evening... 134 00:05:46,414 --> 00:05:48,416 He has the power of the ocean! - [giddy] 135 00:05:48,449 --> 00:05:50,518 - the speed of a mountain! 136 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:53,487 He is...Kwan the un-killable! 137 00:05:55,689 --> 00:05:56,657 - [groans] 138 00:05:56,690 --> 00:05:59,627 - yeah! Kwan rules all! 139 00:06:01,762 --> 00:06:02,663 Yeah! 140 00:06:02,696 --> 00:06:04,498 Who's the goat? You are! 141 00:06:04,532 --> 00:06:06,434 [dreamy music] 142 00:06:06,434 --> 00:06:07,668 - beautiful. 143 00:06:07,701 --> 00:06:09,169 - yeah, I guess. 144 00:06:09,202 --> 00:06:11,171 Although he used To be taller, I think, huh? 145 00:06:11,204 --> 00:06:12,440 - and his opponent... 146 00:06:12,440 --> 00:06:14,107 Bolo, the tepid! 147 00:06:14,141 --> 00:06:16,510 - boo! 148 00:06:16,544 --> 00:06:18,446 [laughs] Awesome. 149 00:06:21,214 --> 00:06:22,149 [gong rings] 150 00:06:29,657 --> 00:06:31,892 - kwan, you own this guy! 151 00:06:31,925 --> 00:06:33,594 He's got him right Where he wants him. 152 00:06:33,627 --> 00:06:36,464 - [groans] 153 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,032 - okay, maybe not right Where he wants him. 154 00:06:39,066 --> 00:06:40,901 - [groans] 155 00:06:40,934 --> 00:06:43,771 [grunts and groans] 156 00:06:53,581 --> 00:06:55,483 - uh, sorry, po. 157 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,484 - sorry? 158 00:06:56,517 --> 00:06:57,485 What do you mean? 159 00:06:57,485 --> 00:06:59,720 I mean, he's still Kwan the un-killable. 160 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,622 [gasps] I gotta get him To sign my belly. 161 00:07:01,655 --> 00:07:04,492 I mean...My poster. 162 00:07:06,494 --> 00:07:07,928 Do you think he'd Sign my belly? 163 00:07:14,267 --> 00:07:16,504 - po! You made it! 164 00:07:16,504 --> 00:07:18,606 Tea? 165 00:07:18,639 --> 00:07:21,575 [straining] 166 00:07:23,644 --> 00:07:27,815 It's such an honor To meet the dragon warrior. 167 00:07:27,848 --> 00:07:30,250 - wow! Kwan the un-killable! 168 00:07:30,283 --> 00:07:33,554 Will you sign my bell-- 169 00:07:33,587 --> 00:07:34,755 Poster? 170 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:37,725 - [straining] 171 00:07:47,134 --> 00:07:53,006 [straining continues] 172 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:01,782 - I am so honored you were Here to see my last fight. 173 00:08:01,815 --> 00:08:05,185 - last fight? No! Why? 174 00:08:05,218 --> 00:08:06,787 - I'm finished. 175 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:09,557 No one wants to see An old man fall down. 176 00:08:09,557 --> 00:08:10,624 - monkey might. 177 00:08:10,658 --> 00:08:11,959 Aw, come on. 178 00:08:11,992 --> 00:08:13,694 You're not that old. 179 00:08:13,727 --> 00:08:15,195 [splash] 180 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:17,197 Oh, uh, sorry. 181 00:08:17,230 --> 00:08:20,300 - at least my glass eye Didn't pop out. 182 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,401 [splash] 183 00:08:21,434 --> 00:08:23,637 - I wish there was something I could do to help you 184 00:08:23,671 --> 00:08:25,606 Get back on top. 185 00:08:25,639 --> 00:08:29,042 - really? 186 00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:31,144 - [whimpers] 187 00:08:31,178 --> 00:08:33,146 - I'm, like, your biggest fan! 188 00:08:33,180 --> 00:08:35,683 I even have the Kwan the un-killable lunchbox, 189 00:08:35,716 --> 00:08:37,751 With authentic old-milk smell! 190 00:08:37,785 --> 00:08:39,820 I'd do anything. 191 00:08:39,853 --> 00:08:44,224 - well, I could fight Someone great, let's say, 192 00:08:44,257 --> 00:08:46,259 Like, the dragon warrior? 193 00:08:46,293 --> 00:08:48,662 Well, that would Put me on top again! 194 00:08:48,696 --> 00:08:51,031 Kwan the un-kill--bleh! 195 00:08:51,064 --> 00:08:51,899 [splash] 196 00:08:51,932 --> 00:08:55,002 - fight the dra-- Fight the dragon? 197 00:08:55,035 --> 00:08:56,737 But, uh, don't you think, uh, 198 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,606 Maybe you might, kinda like... 199 00:08:58,639 --> 00:08:59,940 Lose a little bit? 200 00:08:59,973 --> 00:09:04,111 - no, because you Would let me win. 201 00:09:04,144 --> 00:09:06,013 - ahh! 202 00:09:06,046 --> 00:09:07,347 I'm not following you. 203 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:10,183 - you know, You would pretend to lose. 204 00:09:10,217 --> 00:09:12,185 Like, you hit me very lightly, 205 00:09:12,219 --> 00:09:14,622 And I say, "Ha! Is this your worst?" 206 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:17,057 Then, I hit you, Maybe not so light, 207 00:09:17,090 --> 00:09:19,727 And you react, like, "Oh! Argh! 208 00:09:19,760 --> 00:09:21,762 "Your kung-fu Is too strong for me! 209 00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:23,697 "Kwan you are un-killable! 210 00:09:23,731 --> 00:09:25,265 "You are the champion of all! 211 00:09:25,298 --> 00:09:27,735 Even me!" 212 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:29,637 - oh! I get it. 213 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:31,304 It'll be like--like a play. 214 00:09:31,338 --> 00:09:33,206 I'll just do Little baby punches. 215 00:09:33,240 --> 00:09:34,875 Ha! 216 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,376 Whoa. 217 00:09:36,409 --> 00:09:37,711 Uh, gotta work on that. 218 00:09:37,745 --> 00:09:40,080 - I could be great again. 219 00:09:40,113 --> 00:09:41,982 I could live! 220 00:09:42,015 --> 00:09:45,919 And not spend my last coin On flowers for my grave. 221 00:09:49,422 --> 00:09:51,224 - but I-- 222 00:09:51,258 --> 00:09:54,762 - [groaning] 223 00:09:54,795 --> 00:09:57,665 - I'll do it! 224 00:09:57,698 --> 00:10:00,634 - I knew I could count on you. 225 00:10:04,371 --> 00:10:05,739 - whoa. 226 00:10:05,773 --> 00:10:06,974 - po. 227 00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,609 [straining] 228 00:10:11,011 --> 00:10:12,245 - something in my eye. 229 00:10:12,279 --> 00:10:13,681 Not crying. 230 00:10:13,714 --> 00:10:15,916 Very manly. 231 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:17,718 Did you see that? 232 00:10:17,751 --> 00:10:21,789 My lifelong hero totally Shook my hand and called me po, 233 00:10:21,822 --> 00:10:24,091 Which is my name! 234 00:10:24,124 --> 00:10:25,693 You don't think He minded me blowing my nose 235 00:10:25,726 --> 00:10:26,927 In his beard, do you? 236 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:28,862 - you're right, she is pretty. 237 00:10:28,896 --> 00:10:31,198 - what? 238 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:32,432 - hey, I think I left my hat 239 00:10:32,465 --> 00:10:33,967 Back where the pretty Piggy lady is, so I-- 240 00:10:34,001 --> 00:10:35,703 - it's on your head. 241 00:10:35,736 --> 00:10:37,104 - ohh! 242 00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:40,874 [laughing] Well, look at... 243 00:10:40,908 --> 00:10:42,843 Okay. Bye. 244 00:10:44,978 --> 00:10:46,146 Hello? 245 00:10:46,179 --> 00:10:47,815 Anybody here? 246 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:48,816 Bai li? 247 00:10:48,849 --> 00:10:50,784 It's, uh, it's me. Crane. 248 00:10:50,818 --> 00:10:51,852 - you shouldn't be here! 249 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:54,454 - [gasps] Kwan? Kwan! 250 00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,789 You--you're not-- 251 00:10:55,823 --> 00:10:56,790 You-- 252 00:10:56,824 --> 00:10:58,158 Oh! Oh, I gotta warn po. 253 00:10:58,191 --> 00:10:59,159 - bai li! 254 00:10:59,192 --> 00:11:00,160 - bai li, get behind me. 255 00:11:00,193 --> 00:11:01,995 Not safe. It's kwan, he-- 256 00:11:07,034 --> 00:11:08,001 - monkey! Help me out! 257 00:11:08,035 --> 00:11:09,136 I've gotta lose to kwan, 258 00:11:09,169 --> 00:11:11,371 And I can't Restrain my awesomeness. 259 00:11:11,404 --> 00:11:13,807 - [sighs] 260 00:11:13,841 --> 00:11:15,242 Okay. 261 00:11:15,275 --> 00:11:18,378 Let's say this plate Is kwan's jaw. 262 00:11:18,411 --> 00:11:20,347 Try to stop your punch early. 263 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,851 - [grunts] 264 00:11:23,884 --> 00:11:25,418 - more early. 265 00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,854 Try again. 266 00:11:26,887 --> 00:11:28,221 - [grunts] 267 00:11:28,255 --> 00:11:29,757 - keep trying. 268 00:11:29,757 --> 00:11:31,759 - [grunting] 269 00:11:31,759 --> 00:11:33,761 What if we run out of plates? 270 00:11:33,761 --> 00:11:35,328 - pfff! 271 00:11:35,362 --> 00:11:37,831 We're never gonna Run out of plates. 272 00:11:37,865 --> 00:11:39,767 We ran out of plates. 273 00:11:39,767 --> 00:11:40,901 - gah! 274 00:11:40,934 --> 00:11:43,370 I can't do Little baby punches! 275 00:11:43,403 --> 00:11:45,906 They all come out Like big panda punches. 276 00:11:45,939 --> 00:11:47,507 - why do you want To punch a baby? 277 00:11:47,540 --> 00:11:49,042 - what? No! 278 00:11:49,076 --> 00:11:51,411 I just don't want To hurt kwan in the fight. 279 00:11:51,444 --> 00:11:54,181 - I think you're supposed To hurt people in a fight. 280 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,849 It's not a real fight. 281 00:11:55,883 --> 00:11:58,919 It's like a show. Like a fun show. 282 00:11:58,952 --> 00:12:03,791 - no, a fun show Is an old man falling down. 283 00:12:03,791 --> 00:12:06,426 - ah! I just want to help My hero and lose the fight! 284 00:12:06,459 --> 00:12:07,795 - po! 285 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:08,862 To honor kung fu, 286 00:12:08,896 --> 00:12:10,798 You must do your best At all times. 287 00:12:10,798 --> 00:12:12,900 Anything else is cheating. 288 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:14,835 But, master shifu, I'm just gonna, you know, 289 00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:15,836 Do him a little favor. 290 00:12:15,869 --> 00:12:16,904 - which means? 291 00:12:16,937 --> 00:12:19,539 - I'm gonna, like, You know, hold back a little. 292 00:12:19,572 --> 00:12:21,842 - which means? 293 00:12:21,875 --> 00:12:24,244 - I'm not gonna do my best, 294 00:12:24,277 --> 00:12:25,813 Which means I'm gonna cheat. 295 00:12:25,846 --> 00:12:27,447 Ahh! 296 00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:29,817 - po. Losing is not dishonorable 297 00:12:29,817 --> 00:12:31,418 If it is for the right reason. 298 00:12:31,451 --> 00:12:33,453 But, having a Kwan the un-killable lunchbox 299 00:12:33,486 --> 00:12:37,324 With authentic old-milk smell Is not the right reason. 300 00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:39,827 - someone's been in my room. 301 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,829 Ahh! What am I gonna do? 302 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,832 I hit him, I'm gonna knock his Jaw back to the yuen dynasty. 303 00:12:44,832 --> 00:12:45,833 - when was that? 304 00:12:45,833 --> 00:12:47,935 - like, last week sometime? 305 00:12:47,968 --> 00:12:50,237 How can I try my hardest, Yet still not hit? 306 00:12:50,270 --> 00:12:52,339 - I might have an idea. 307 00:12:52,372 --> 00:12:54,107 - kwan! 308 00:12:54,141 --> 00:12:56,309 You came up All those stairs to see me? 309 00:12:56,343 --> 00:12:58,311 - I started before dawn. 310 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,981 Perhaps, po, A master such as yourself 311 00:13:01,014 --> 00:13:05,953 Might use something to slow down And tame your impressive skills. 312 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,855 - like what? 313 00:13:07,855 --> 00:13:11,859 - are those iron turtle shells? 314 00:13:11,892 --> 00:13:12,860 - yeah! 315 00:13:12,893 --> 00:13:14,361 The iron turtle shells! 316 00:13:14,394 --> 00:13:15,863 Great idea. 317 00:13:15,896 --> 00:13:17,197 If I wore the iron-- 318 00:13:17,230 --> 00:13:19,199 Kwan? 319 00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:22,202 - it's a long way back. 320 00:13:22,235 --> 00:13:25,873 - [dazed] Where am I? Wha? 321 00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:27,540 Uh, where am I? 322 00:13:27,574 --> 00:13:30,477 - oh, you're at My little tea party. 323 00:13:30,510 --> 00:13:31,478 - who are you! 324 00:13:31,511 --> 00:13:33,046 And what have you done With my whatever it is 325 00:13:33,080 --> 00:13:34,882 That I don't remember That's mine. 326 00:13:34,882 --> 00:13:38,185 - [laughs] You don't remember anything? 327 00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:39,152 - no! 328 00:13:39,186 --> 00:13:42,355 - you don't remember That maybe you liked me? 329 00:13:42,389 --> 00:13:43,891 - no! But, well-- 330 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:44,892 You are sorta my type. 331 00:13:44,925 --> 00:13:48,896 - [obnoxious laugh] 332 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,363 - wow. Now-- 333 00:13:50,397 --> 00:13:51,899 Now that, you'd think I'd remember. 334 00:13:51,899 --> 00:13:54,902 - you know, If you promise not to run away, 335 00:13:54,935 --> 00:13:57,938 I promise not to hit you On the head again. [laughs] 336 00:13:57,971 --> 00:14:00,040 - hit me on the--wait. 337 00:14:00,073 --> 00:14:01,909 You're bai li. 338 00:14:01,909 --> 00:14:04,144 With the nose. 339 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:06,179 I-I am remembering something, 340 00:14:06,213 --> 00:14:08,081 Something to do with kwan. 341 00:14:08,115 --> 00:14:09,516 - whoa. 342 00:14:09,549 --> 00:14:10,483 Look at that banner! 343 00:14:10,517 --> 00:14:12,585 Kwan the un-killable And the dragon warrior-- 344 00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:13,987 Together! 345 00:14:14,021 --> 00:14:15,222 Too cool. 346 00:14:15,255 --> 00:14:18,225 Monkey, Get a quick sketch of this. 347 00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:19,559 [screams] 348 00:14:19,592 --> 00:14:20,593 Souvenirs! 349 00:14:20,627 --> 00:14:21,929 [gasps] Look at this! 350 00:14:21,929 --> 00:14:23,363 Little stuffed action figures! 351 00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,933 Gah! Gah! Gah, gah, gah! 352 00:14:25,933 --> 00:14:28,235 Commemorative cups, Silk screened tunics... 353 00:14:28,268 --> 00:14:31,238 [gasps, shudders] 354 00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:39,079 A po versus Kwan the un-killable lunchbox! 355 00:14:39,112 --> 00:14:40,580 [sniffs] 356 00:14:40,613 --> 00:14:42,950 With authentic old-milk smell? 357 00:14:42,950 --> 00:14:45,953 How do they do that In just one day? 358 00:14:45,986 --> 00:14:49,422 [sniffs repeatedly] 359 00:14:49,456 --> 00:14:50,958 - [growls] 360 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:51,959 - [sniffs] Oh! 361 00:14:51,959 --> 00:14:54,427 [both struggling] 362 00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,963 - no time. In the ring. 363 00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,197 - hold that for me! 364 00:14:57,230 --> 00:14:59,199 - kwan's up to something. 365 00:14:59,232 --> 00:15:00,968 I gotta see po and tell him. 366 00:15:00,968 --> 00:15:04,271 - introducing the main event Of the evening... 367 00:15:04,304 --> 00:15:05,638 [crowd cheering] 368 00:15:05,672 --> 00:15:06,606 - [straining] 369 00:15:06,639 --> 00:15:08,441 Help me with these weights. 370 00:15:08,475 --> 00:15:11,411 - he has the power of the ocean! 371 00:15:11,444 --> 00:15:12,980 The speed of a mountain! 372 00:15:12,980 --> 00:15:14,982 - those are gonna Slow you down. 373 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,717 - hey, I gotta give him a chance. 374 00:15:17,750 --> 00:15:19,987 You know, make a good show. 375 00:15:19,987 --> 00:15:23,556 - he is kwan the un-killable! 376 00:15:23,590 --> 00:15:26,994 - I mean, he is kind of A feeble old man. 377 00:15:27,027 --> 00:15:30,497 - I saw kwan And he's no feeble old man. 378 00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,299 - [roars] 379 00:15:35,668 --> 00:15:37,370 [fireworks] 380 00:15:40,173 --> 00:15:41,008 Hi-ya! 381 00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:47,114 Dragon warrior, Time to meet your doom. 382 00:15:47,147 --> 00:15:50,550 - is this part of the show? 383 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:56,623 [crowd cheering] 384 00:15:56,656 --> 00:16:00,527 - I've been waiting A long time for this, panda. 385 00:16:00,560 --> 00:16:02,462 - wait--uh, what? 386 00:16:06,033 --> 00:16:09,036 [straining] 387 00:16:12,172 --> 00:16:13,140 - ahh! 388 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:16,176 [grunting] 389 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:17,677 - you want to see po? 390 00:16:17,710 --> 00:16:19,279 Oh, you'll see him. 391 00:16:19,312 --> 00:16:21,114 Maybe on a doctor's bed... 392 00:16:21,148 --> 00:16:23,183 After kwan annihilates him! 393 00:16:23,216 --> 00:16:24,184 - [gasps] 394 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,153 [grunts] 395 00:16:27,687 --> 00:16:28,688 That won't happen! 396 00:16:28,721 --> 00:16:31,624 Nothing's gonna slow down The dragon warrior! 397 00:16:31,658 --> 00:16:33,060 - [straining] 398 00:16:33,093 --> 00:16:35,362 Maybe not the best time To be wearing these. 399 00:16:35,395 --> 00:16:37,530 Gah! 400 00:16:37,564 --> 00:16:39,466 - I've gotta warn my friend. 401 00:16:39,499 --> 00:16:40,733 [struggling] 402 00:16:40,767 --> 00:16:42,069 Give me a minute. 403 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:44,637 - [obnoxious laugh] 404 00:16:44,671 --> 00:16:47,707 - before this next thing, I want to tell you something. 405 00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,709 Your laugh Is really annoying! 406 00:16:49,742 --> 00:16:50,677 - [growls] 407 00:16:54,381 --> 00:16:55,248 Oof! 408 00:16:57,117 --> 00:16:59,219 - [struggling] 409 00:16:59,252 --> 00:17:02,655 [kung fu grunting] 410 00:17:02,689 --> 00:17:04,091 - [groans] 411 00:17:04,124 --> 00:17:05,092 - ha! 412 00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,095 - [gasps] 413 00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,099 - [screaming] 414 00:17:13,133 --> 00:17:13,966 - oh, no! 415 00:17:14,000 --> 00:17:17,604 He's gonna use The ram slam against me! 416 00:17:17,637 --> 00:17:19,206 Cool! 417 00:17:19,239 --> 00:17:21,208 [distant screaming] 418 00:17:21,241 --> 00:17:23,143 - ahh! 419 00:17:23,176 --> 00:17:24,377 [grunts] 420 00:17:24,411 --> 00:17:27,714 [laughter] 421 00:17:27,747 --> 00:17:30,517 - hey! Good one! 422 00:17:30,550 --> 00:17:32,219 - kwan wants to kill you! 423 00:17:32,252 --> 00:17:35,222 Bai li kidnapped me And held me prisoner for, like, 424 00:17:35,255 --> 00:17:36,556 W-wha--what day is it? Is it wednesday? 425 00:17:36,589 --> 00:17:38,125 I lost track of time. 426 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:39,226 - wait, what? 427 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,693 [shocked] Kwan's trying to kill me? 428 00:17:40,727 --> 00:17:43,130 - [laughs] Great routine! 429 00:17:43,163 --> 00:17:44,531 - it's not a routine! 430 00:17:44,564 --> 00:17:46,233 Kwan set po up! 431 00:17:46,266 --> 00:17:47,867 - no! 432 00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:49,236 - say wha--who? 433 00:17:49,269 --> 00:17:51,204 - you don't remember, do you? 434 00:17:51,238 --> 00:17:53,273 Humiliating me? 435 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,407 - not really. 436 00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,209 I humiliate a lot of people. 437 00:17:56,243 --> 00:17:59,446 - it was quite some time ago. 438 00:17:59,479 --> 00:18:02,149 I was poised To be a champion, 439 00:18:02,149 --> 00:18:04,151 A true warrior! 440 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:11,391 After years Of working up to it, 441 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:16,296 I was ready to introduce My finishing move: the ram slam! 442 00:18:16,329 --> 00:18:17,497 Then, out of nowhere, 443 00:18:17,530 --> 00:18:20,233 A dumpling took me down. 444 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:22,469 Your dumpling. 445 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:23,803 I was a joke. 446 00:18:23,836 --> 00:18:27,274 It was your dumpling That cost me everything. 447 00:18:27,307 --> 00:18:30,177 From then on, I could only get work... 448 00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,279 By losing. 449 00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,181 - help me get these weights off! 450 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:35,182 - [gasps] 451 00:18:37,517 --> 00:18:40,187 - where you going? I'm just getting started! 452 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:41,188 - [growls] 453 00:18:42,222 --> 00:18:44,424 - huh? 454 00:18:44,457 --> 00:18:45,858 Ah! - [grunts] 455 00:18:45,892 --> 00:18:47,294 - [screaming] 456 00:18:47,327 --> 00:18:48,328 - [straining] 457 00:18:48,361 --> 00:18:49,362 [crowd cheering] 458 00:18:49,396 --> 00:18:50,363 - [screaming] 459 00:18:50,397 --> 00:18:51,864 - [groans] 460 00:18:51,898 --> 00:18:53,433 - [screaming] 461 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,602 - [grunts] 462 00:18:55,635 --> 00:18:56,936 - that's one! 463 00:18:56,969 --> 00:18:59,206 - [grunts] 464 00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:01,241 - [screaming] 465 00:19:02,309 --> 00:19:03,276 - finally. 466 00:19:03,310 --> 00:19:05,245 [grunts] 467 00:19:08,348 --> 00:19:11,218 [grunting] 468 00:19:13,386 --> 00:19:15,488 - gah! 469 00:19:15,522 --> 00:19:16,956 That's two! 470 00:19:16,989 --> 00:19:17,957 [exhales] 471 00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:20,927 [grunting] 472 00:19:23,996 --> 00:19:24,731 - that's three. 473 00:19:26,766 --> 00:19:29,602 All: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight! 474 00:19:33,440 --> 00:19:37,444 [grunting] 475 00:19:46,853 --> 00:19:48,721 - [laughs] 476 00:19:48,755 --> 00:19:52,492 [crowd cheering] 477 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:54,361 - [grunting] 478 00:19:55,562 --> 00:20:00,367 - [laughs] 479 00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:03,370 [grunting] 480 00:20:06,406 --> 00:20:09,242 - [screams] 481 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:14,881 - [struggling] 482 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,721 Wahh! 483 00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,425 - ohh! 484 00:20:25,458 --> 00:20:26,926 - [groans] 485 00:20:49,316 --> 00:20:51,284 - [groans] 486 00:20:57,457 --> 00:20:59,326 Noo! 487 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:06,366 [laughter, cheers] 488 00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:07,233 - go ahead, po. 489 00:21:07,334 --> 00:21:09,436 Now you can finish What you started. 490 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,471 You can finally destroy me, Once and for all. 491 00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,740 Just what you always wanted! 492 00:21:13,773 --> 00:21:15,074 - no! Never! 493 00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,843 I never wanted that, ever! 494 00:21:16,876 --> 00:21:18,445 I was a kid! 495 00:21:18,478 --> 00:21:19,579 I'm your fan! 496 00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:21,448 I didn't even know. 497 00:21:21,481 --> 00:21:23,350 I'm sorry. 498 00:21:23,383 --> 00:21:26,018 You're my hero! 499 00:21:26,052 --> 00:21:28,455 - no, I'm sorry, 500 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,757 And I'm no hero. 501 00:21:30,790 --> 00:21:33,360 - wait. You can still be one. 502 00:21:33,393 --> 00:21:34,761 Still be a hero! 503 00:21:34,794 --> 00:21:37,430 - w--how? 504 00:21:37,464 --> 00:21:40,500 - say, "Ha! Is this your worst?" 505 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,368 - what? 506 00:21:41,368 --> 00:21:44,471 - say, "Ha! Is this your worst?" 507 00:21:44,504 --> 00:21:45,605 - oh! I, uh... 508 00:21:45,638 --> 00:21:46,673 [clears throat] 509 00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,709 - ha! Is this your worst? 510 00:21:49,742 --> 00:21:54,013 - ooh! Ah! Ow! Ohh! Oww! 511 00:21:54,046 --> 00:21:55,114 Oh! Argh! 512 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:58,518 Your kung fu Is too strong for me! 513 00:21:58,551 --> 00:21:59,952 Kwan! 514 00:21:59,986 --> 00:22:02,889 [struggling] 515 00:22:04,724 --> 00:22:06,659 - you are un-killable! 516 00:22:06,693 --> 00:22:10,630 You are the champion of all! 517 00:22:10,663 --> 00:22:14,000 All: Kwan! Kwan! Kwan! 518 00:22:14,033 --> 00:22:15,968 - you sure? 519 00:22:16,002 --> 00:22:20,006 - there is no dishonor in losing If it's for the right reason. 520 00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:22,475 - and the winner is... 521 00:22:22,509 --> 00:22:25,812 - the dragon warrior! 522 00:22:25,845 --> 00:22:28,415 - kwan the un-killable! 523 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,417 [crowd cheering] 524 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:31,651 - [cheering] 525 00:22:31,684 --> 00:22:35,555 - [obnoxious laugh] 526 00:22:35,588 --> 00:22:37,089 - thank you, po. 527 00:22:37,123 --> 00:22:39,659 Is there some way I can make it up to you? 528 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:41,494 - actually... 529 00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,129 You could sign my belly. 530 00:22:47,033 --> 00:22:49,101 [whimpers] 33214

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