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- [grunting]
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- and now
Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in
A noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something
Something alive *
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Ooh! Ah! Ungh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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[birds chirping]
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- tigress, I'm just saying,
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If we wore matching outfits,
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We might feel closer.
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- I agree.
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That's why I'm against it.
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- we could have hats.
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I'd let you design them.
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- okay, my hat
Would be invisible.
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And yours would
Cover your mouth.
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- ha, funny...Joke.
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- shh.
- what?
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"Shh" like you heard
Something?
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Or "Shh" like you're
Gonna strangle me?
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- both.
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- all right,
Bring 'em over here.
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That's right.
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Get him up against the wall.
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Hand over the money, old man.
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[coins jingle]
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Are you wha-
Are you kidding me?
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What is this, five yuan?
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This wouldn't buy me
A bowl of noodles.
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- uh, actually,
I know where you can get
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A bowl of noodles
For two yuan.
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- [sighs]
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Do you wanna do this, gah-ri?
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Do you wanna do my job?
- no, I just--
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- well, no, maybe that's
What we should do.
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Maybe we should switch jobs.
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You could tell me like,
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"Oh, I got this bowl
Of soup place for two yuan."
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Yeah, you try being
The leader,
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And I'll try being
The total pain in the butt
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Who's all like interrupting!
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- don't be like that.
- [grunts]
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- oof!
[crash]
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- give us the rest
Of the money
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Or I shall smite you with
The mighty wrath of my punch.
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That's how you do this job.
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Direct.
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He-hey there, you.
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What's--um, how's your
Whole tiger--[grunts]
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- let's not spoil this
By talking.
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- [gulps]
- you okay, sir?
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- [screams]
- hale and hearty, my good man.
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Despite their
Malitudinous intentions,
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Those ruffians harmed me
Not one jot or one tittle.
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- I imagine you'll wanna
Be moving along now?
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- you know,
Normally I would,
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But I sort of can't.
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Don't get me wrong.
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Y-you scare me.
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Any second now I'll be
Standing in a puddle.
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But, um,
The guy I'm working for,
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He scares me more.
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- who's that?
- I can't tell you.
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- because it's tong fo.
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- tong fo!
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- gah, can you believe--
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This is what I have to--
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Darn it, gah-ri!
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Look!
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That guy stole a lot
Of money from my boss.
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- a bold-faced
Prevarication, sir.
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- I can't go back
Without that money.
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Tong fo will do
Terrible things to me.
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And he'll stare at me
With those eyes.
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- the eyes are spooky.
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- so be it.
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- stand back.
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Looks like things
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Are about to get real.
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- croc bandits, attack!
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[screaming]
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- [clumsily]
Huh-huh!
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[all grunting]
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- ooh!
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- hand over the money,
Old man.
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- [grunts]
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- yah!
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- perhaps I can be
Of some assistance.
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- no, don't!
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- hiya!
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- wah!
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- huh, wha--
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- hiya!
- ooh!
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- whoa.
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- he is good.
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But not great.
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[screaming]
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[crash]
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- this isn't over.
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Well, this part's over, but
There's gonna be other parts!
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- aah!
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- it would seem we
Taught those hooligans
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A badly-needed lesson in
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Interpersonal affiliatories,
No?
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- yeah, you really kicked some
Croc there, old timer.
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- eh, shirong.
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- oh, I'm po and
This is tigress.
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- are you travelling far?
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- I should be nearly there.
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I'm on my way to visit
My son at the jade palace.
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- your son?
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- yes, his name is shifu.
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Do you know him?
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- [excited gasp]
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You're shifu's dad!
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He's your son.
My master's your son.
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What was he like as a kid?
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Was he good, was he bad?
Did he get in trouble?
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Did you spank him?
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What did he play with?
What did he eat?
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Did he have
An imaginary friend?
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Did he stick things
Up his nose?
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Did he ever make
That "Ah" face?
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Ooh, did he wear diapers?
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Did they smell like kung fu?
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- shifu was
The perfect child, really.
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His behavior was always
Utterly provestricable.
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- oh, yeah, same old shifu.
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- po, do you know
The lao goo mystery
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Of the disappearing coin?
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- no, but it sounds cool.
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- [clears throat] Do you
Have a coin I could borrow?
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- [jingles coins]
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- [mumbles]
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- whoa!
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Can I see that again?
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- of course.
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- whoa.
- [groans]
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- whoa!
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Whoa, is this ever
Gonna get old?
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- not for me.
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- whoa!
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I'm out.
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You, sir, are good.
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Oh, man, shifu is
Gonna be so excited.
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Wait, should we knock?
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Let's knock.
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Surprise!
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- son.
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- wow, that was not quite--
Huh.
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- what are you doing here?
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- are you still upset
About...Things?
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- yes, I am still upset
About things.
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- well, I brought you
Something
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That might take
Your mind off it.
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My fist!
Ha-ha!
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[both grunting]
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- don't.
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[both grunting]
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- ha-ha!
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- ha!
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- I see your skills
Have progressed far
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Since I first
Introduced you to kung fu.
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One thing though.
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You never did
Understand strategy.
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[metal clangs]
- ow!
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- isn't it marvelous,
My boy?
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Just like old times.
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- if this were like old times,
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You would have
Stolen something by now, and--
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[sighs]
Put it back.
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- put what?
Wh--
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- put it back.
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I suppose it's best that
You all find out at once.
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This is my father shirong.
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He is a thief,
A con man, and leaving.
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Out.
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- you send me out there
And I won't last a day.
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- the crocs were telling
The truth, weren't they?
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You stole from tong fo.
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- no, indeed.
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I merely sold him
A priceless jade statue
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That didn't actually happen to,
As it were, exist.
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I admit the distinction
Is purely infantisular, but--
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- don't do that!
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- what?
- make up words.
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Infertisular, vortisrompunate,
Rebaltrification!
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Do you have any idea how
Confused I was as a child?
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- I assure you, my motives
Were entirely oprivastrian.
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- get out!
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- but shifu,
If you throw him out,
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Tong fo will hurt him
Till he quits breathing.
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And you know...
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He is your dad.
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- [sighs]
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One night, that's all.
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- how can I thank you, son?
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- by leaving as soon
As possible.
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I suggest you all
Lock up your valuables.
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- are you really a con man?
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- yes, and I don't deserve
A son as fantabulous as shifu.
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- yeah, I was just
Saying that.
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He sure is
Fantaspa...Namalama.
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That's a good thing, right?
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- po, I want you to know
I appreciate you saving me
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From those crocs back there.
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You're a good boy.
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- thanks.
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Anyway, you can stay in here.
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In the storage room.
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- cozy.
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- yeah, um, I'll get you
A blanket and stuff.
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[large crash]
- help, help!
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- shirong!
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Hold on, I'm coming!
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[gasps]
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Shirong!
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- it must have been
Croc bandits.
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They guessed we'd
Bring shirong here
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And the moment we
Left him alone, bam!
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- they'll take him to tong fo's
Lair at camelback mountain.
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If we hurry, we can save him.
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- no.
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Po, did you actually
See any croc bandits?
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- no, but I heard shirong
Yelling and crashes and stuff.
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- there's no proof
He was kidnapped.
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He could have
Done this all himself.
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- why would he do that?
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- some sort of con.
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As always.
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Undoubtedly something
Valuable is missing.
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- but--
- no.
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I forbid any of you
To go after him.
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- master shifu--
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- that will be all, po.
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- uh, can I come in?
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- you're already in.
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- oh, can I not feel
Guilty about it then?
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- [sighs] What do you want,
Po?
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- I think your dad
Was really kidnapped.
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Look, I found this.
It's solid gold.
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If he was faking,
I don't think
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00:11:28,889 --> 00:11:30,223
He would have
Left that behind.
263
00:11:30,257 --> 00:11:32,492
- trust me,
This is a scam.
264
00:11:32,525 --> 00:11:34,194
You don't know him like I do.
265
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,763
- but what if you're wrong?
266
00:11:35,796 --> 00:11:37,765
I mean, he's your dad.
267
00:11:37,798 --> 00:11:39,767
We should go after him.
268
00:11:39,800 --> 00:11:41,334
- no.
269
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:43,403
[sighs]
270
00:11:43,436 --> 00:11:47,875
You need to understand why
We're not going after him.
271
00:11:47,908 --> 00:11:49,777
From when I was
Three years old,
272
00:11:49,777 --> 00:11:52,780
My father and I traveled to
Different villages together
273
00:11:52,780 --> 00:11:54,848
Selling ancient
Magical talismans
274
00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:58,819
That were supposed
To cure the sick.
275
00:11:58,852 --> 00:12:00,187
- wow, where can I
Get one of those--
276
00:12:00,220 --> 00:12:02,289
- they were fake, po.
277
00:12:02,322 --> 00:12:04,357
Every night I'd stay up late
278
00:12:04,391 --> 00:12:06,359
Carving talismans
279
00:12:06,393 --> 00:12:07,861
And painting them to look old.
280
00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:09,863
Sometimes we would
Get out of a village
281
00:12:09,897 --> 00:12:12,833
Before people noticed
The talismans were fake.
282
00:12:12,866 --> 00:12:15,535
When I was 12,
My father sat me down
283
00:12:15,568 --> 00:12:17,437
In front of the jade palace
And told me
284
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,473
He'd be back in five minutes.
285
00:12:25,913 --> 00:12:27,347
[door creaks open]
286
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:33,821
- did he come back?
287
00:12:33,854 --> 00:12:35,155
- oh, he did come back.
288
00:12:35,188 --> 00:12:36,957
About ten years later.
289
00:12:36,990 --> 00:12:40,928
Traded us this golden sword
For food and supplies.
290
00:12:40,961 --> 00:12:43,330
- uh, that's wood.
- exactly.
291
00:12:43,363 --> 00:12:46,566
Whenever my father shows up,
It's always a trick.
292
00:12:46,599 --> 00:12:49,837
Well he's not going to make
A sucker out of me this time.
293
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:55,876
- think about it.
294
00:12:55,909 --> 00:12:57,510
Your dad can steal anywhere.
295
00:12:57,544 --> 00:12:59,079
He wouldn't come
All the way here
296
00:12:59,112 --> 00:13:03,884
Unless he wanted to see you.
297
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,919
- goodnight, po.
298
00:13:19,366 --> 00:13:21,869
It's me.
299
00:13:21,902 --> 00:13:24,137
He really--
300
00:13:24,171 --> 00:13:25,138
[sighs]
301
00:13:25,172 --> 00:13:27,875
Sucker.
302
00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:33,280
- I assure you,
This is nothing
303
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,883
But an unfortunate
Misunderstanding.
304
00:13:35,916 --> 00:13:38,185
- maybe, but tong fo
Wants to, like,
305
00:13:38,218 --> 00:13:40,420
Misunderstand you in person.
306
00:13:49,062 --> 00:13:51,999
- shirong.
307
00:13:52,032 --> 00:13:53,400
- gah, he always does this.
308
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:55,903
He hides.
309
00:13:55,936 --> 00:13:58,538
- so nice of you
To drop in and whatnot.
310
00:13:58,571 --> 00:13:59,907
- I hate it when he does this.
311
00:13:59,940 --> 00:14:01,208
It's all creepy and scary.
312
00:14:01,241 --> 00:14:02,542
He just comes out of nowhere.
313
00:14:02,575 --> 00:14:05,212
- unchain him.
314
00:14:05,245 --> 00:14:06,546
- what?
315
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:08,148
We went, like,
To a lot of trouble and--
316
00:14:08,181 --> 00:14:09,917
Ah!
317
00:14:09,917 --> 00:14:12,552
- unchain him.
318
00:14:12,585 --> 00:14:15,989
So was the plan successful?
319
00:14:16,023 --> 00:14:18,225
- yes, po was an easy mark.
320
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:21,261
I'm quite sure
He'll try to rescue me.
321
00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:31,071
- dang.
322
00:14:31,104 --> 00:14:34,041
- you'd better hope he does.
323
00:14:34,074 --> 00:14:35,275
Once we capture him,
324
00:14:35,308 --> 00:14:40,513
That panda will be worth far
More than the money you owe me.
325
00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,682
But if he doesn't show up...
326
00:14:42,715 --> 00:14:45,552
I'll be using you
For a pillow.
327
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,455
- [pants heavily] Panda...
328
00:14:48,488 --> 00:14:51,124
Not made to run.
329
00:14:51,158 --> 00:14:52,125
Whew!
330
00:14:52,159 --> 00:14:57,364
[twig snaps]
Huh?
331
00:14:57,397 --> 00:15:00,200
[battle cry]
332
00:15:00,233 --> 00:15:04,704
Wha--
333
00:15:04,737 --> 00:15:05,705
- wait.
334
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:08,375
You had this whole scam
Worked out with shirong
335
00:15:08,408 --> 00:15:09,977
And you didn't tell us?
336
00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,712
- I couldn't count on you idiots
Not to reveal the plan.
337
00:15:12,745 --> 00:15:15,715
- eh, can't really
Argue with that.
338
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:18,451
- you can get your knee
Off my kidney any time now.
339
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:21,154
- did shifu send you
To bring me back?
340
00:15:21,188 --> 00:15:23,090
- [catches breath]
What?
341
00:15:23,123 --> 00:15:24,992
I thought he sent you
To bring me back.
342
00:15:24,992 --> 00:15:29,296
- whoa, you disobeyed shifu
To rescue his dad too?
343
00:15:29,329 --> 00:15:32,132
Check out tigress
Breaking the rules.
344
00:15:32,165 --> 00:15:34,434
- what?
No, I'm not bre--
345
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,736
[sighs]
346
00:15:36,769 --> 00:15:42,075
Look, shifu is the closest thing
To a father I've ever had.
347
00:15:42,109 --> 00:15:44,077
- I see.
348
00:15:44,111 --> 00:15:46,646
So shirong's kinda
Like your grandpappy.
349
00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:49,682
- no, I just--
350
00:15:49,716 --> 00:15:53,486
[sighs] No one should
Lose their father.
351
00:15:53,520 --> 00:15:57,190
- agreed.
352
00:16:05,065 --> 00:16:10,070
- po, thank gosh you--
353
00:16:10,103 --> 00:16:11,304
Shifu?
354
00:16:11,338 --> 00:16:14,707
- you know, I really thought
You had faked that kidnapping.
355
00:16:14,741 --> 00:16:17,177
- you came to rescue me?
356
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,046
After all I've done to you.
357
00:16:19,046 --> 00:16:22,715
- you're still my father.
358
00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,184
- I thought it
Would be the panda.
359
00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:25,452
I-I thought po would come
And--
360
00:16:25,485 --> 00:16:27,620
- this--this isn't locked?
361
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:30,323
- I'm sorry, son.
362
00:16:30,357 --> 00:16:32,625
[smack]
- ooh.
363
00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:34,494
- I'm sorry.
364
00:16:39,399 --> 00:16:42,635
- so I went fishing
For guppies
365
00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:45,338
And wow, I caught a whale.
366
00:16:45,372 --> 00:16:48,241
- oh, tong fo?
367
00:16:48,275 --> 00:16:49,742
- I was expecting the panda.
368
00:16:49,776 --> 00:16:51,411
But no, shifu.
369
00:16:51,444 --> 00:16:53,080
I hit the jackpot.
370
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:55,082
You're free to go now,
Shirong.
371
00:16:55,082 --> 00:16:58,185
This guy is worth way more
Than what you owe me.
372
00:16:58,218 --> 00:16:59,519
- aren't you going
To send someone
373
00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:02,089
To the jade palace
With a ransom note?
374
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,223
- a ransom?
375
00:17:03,256 --> 00:17:04,424
No, no, no, no.
376
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:08,328
I think I'm gonna
Keep him for a pet.
377
00:17:08,361 --> 00:17:10,097
Oh, the fun we're gonna have.
378
00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:13,266
Walks, training, punishment.
379
00:17:13,300 --> 00:17:15,235
This is so special.
380
00:17:15,268 --> 00:17:17,837
Look at me, I'm giddy.
381
00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,406
[slight chuckle]
382
00:17:19,439 --> 00:17:22,109
- this isn't what we
Agreed on.
383
00:17:22,109 --> 00:17:23,743
You were going to
Get ransom for the panda.
384
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:24,744
This--
385
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:27,247
This is my son.
386
00:17:27,280 --> 00:17:30,217
- I said you were
Free to go now.
387
00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:32,752
And now will soon be over.
388
00:17:32,785 --> 00:17:34,687
[snaps fingers]
389
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:36,723
[ax being drawn]
390
00:17:42,662 --> 00:17:45,798
Sold out by your own father.
391
00:17:45,832 --> 00:17:48,368
Sad, really.
392
00:17:48,401 --> 00:17:50,370
Which is kinda
What makes it so much fun.
393
00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,405
[laughs]
394
00:18:03,150 --> 00:18:05,252
- hey, what are you doing?
395
00:18:05,285 --> 00:18:10,157
- I'm...Sneaking up on you?
396
00:18:10,190 --> 00:18:14,461
Can we just fight?
397
00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:17,230
- intruder.
398
00:18:17,264 --> 00:18:20,633
- yah!
- oof.
399
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:24,437
[grunting]
400
00:18:24,471 --> 00:18:25,905
- shirong, I'm coming!
401
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,841
Shifu?
402
00:18:28,875 --> 00:18:30,477
- above you.
403
00:18:30,510 --> 00:18:33,480
- [yells]
404
00:18:33,513 --> 00:18:36,283
- po!
405
00:18:36,316 --> 00:18:39,252
- this thing rocks,
I've got to get one.
406
00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:41,421
- hey, uh, we caught
That tiger dude.
407
00:18:41,454 --> 00:18:44,191
- tiger lady.
408
00:18:44,191 --> 00:18:47,594
- whoa, I took out po
And you guys caught tigress?
409
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:49,196
Well, things are
Turning around.
410
00:18:49,196 --> 00:18:51,298
Yeah, this is great!
[grunts]
411
00:18:51,331 --> 00:18:54,501
- yah!
[chains jingle]
412
00:18:57,370 --> 00:19:00,807
Well, are we both
Out of surprises?
413
00:19:00,840 --> 00:19:01,708
- I don't know.
414
00:19:01,741 --> 00:19:03,210
Wa-ya!
415
00:19:03,210 --> 00:19:05,312
That's kinda
What makes them surprising.
416
00:19:05,345 --> 00:19:06,613
- fair enough.
417
00:19:06,646 --> 00:19:10,383
[both grunting]
418
00:19:10,417 --> 00:19:12,219
- oof!
419
00:19:21,828 --> 00:19:23,330
Huh?
420
00:19:23,363 --> 00:19:27,234
[screams]
421
00:19:27,267 --> 00:19:30,470
[wood shudders]
422
00:19:30,503 --> 00:19:31,971
- tong fo!
423
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,674
The rest of the furious five
Followed them.
424
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:36,343
This whole thing is a trap!
425
00:19:36,376 --> 00:19:37,344
- what?
426
00:19:37,377 --> 00:19:41,248
- come see.
427
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:43,383
- where are they?
428
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:45,652
[grunts]
429
00:19:45,685 --> 00:19:49,856
- that, my son,
Is strategy.
430
00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:52,292
- you came back...
For me.
431
00:19:52,325 --> 00:19:55,795
- yes son, finally,
I came back.
432
00:19:58,565 --> 00:20:04,237
[both grunting]
433
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:09,576
[chains unlock]
434
00:20:24,824 --> 00:20:25,725
- [grumbles]
435
00:20:25,758 --> 00:20:28,861
- uh, could you guys fight
Somewhere else?
436
00:20:28,895 --> 00:20:30,363
[all grunting]
437
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:32,299
- ah!
438
00:20:32,332 --> 00:20:33,366
- hiya!
439
00:20:33,400 --> 00:20:36,269
[wood creaks]
440
00:20:36,303 --> 00:20:38,438
- [gasps]
441
00:20:38,471 --> 00:20:39,739
No!
442
00:20:39,772 --> 00:20:41,441
Oh!
443
00:20:41,474 --> 00:20:43,943
- uh-oh.
444
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:58,325
- [cracks knuckles]
445
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:00,960
- do you know
The lao goo mystery
446
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:03,763
Of the disappearing coin?
447
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:09,402
- [grunts]
448
00:21:16,108 --> 00:21:19,078
[triumphant music]
449
00:21:19,111 --> 00:21:20,480
*
450
00:21:20,513 --> 00:21:24,684
[crocs screaming in fear]
451
00:21:24,717 --> 00:21:27,086
- you haven't seen
The last of--oof!
452
00:21:27,119 --> 00:21:30,022
Oh, darn it.
453
00:21:30,056 --> 00:21:32,459
- thank you.
454
00:21:32,492 --> 00:21:33,993
- I thank you...
455
00:21:34,026 --> 00:21:38,631
And the people you've taught.
456
00:21:38,665 --> 00:21:42,469
- ha-ha!
Sweet, huh?
457
00:21:46,706 --> 00:21:49,476
- I'll see you sooner
This time, son.
458
00:21:49,509 --> 00:21:51,010
I promise.
459
00:21:51,043 --> 00:21:54,481
You know, I was correct
Those many years ago.
460
00:21:54,514 --> 00:21:56,383
This place was
A worthier home to you
461
00:21:56,416 --> 00:21:58,451
Than any I could ever provide.
462
00:21:58,485 --> 00:22:00,887
- and that's why
You left me here?
463
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:04,791
- well, that and...
I was a jerk.
464
00:22:04,824 --> 00:22:07,827
- I have something for you.
465
00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:09,128
I hope you don't mind...
466
00:22:09,161 --> 00:22:13,966
I changed the picture.
467
00:22:14,000 --> 00:22:17,404
- shifu, I can't
Possibly express
468
00:22:17,404 --> 00:22:19,406
The full drestipersity of my--
469
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:24,043
Yes.
470
00:22:32,118 --> 00:22:33,219
- shifu, look!
471
00:22:33,252 --> 00:22:36,055
Shirong left me all the coins
He tricked me out of.
472
00:22:36,088 --> 00:22:39,726
- that doesn't sound
Like my father.
473
00:22:39,759 --> 00:22:42,429
Ah, empty money pouch.
474
00:22:42,429 --> 00:22:43,996
That's my father.
475
00:22:44,030 --> 00:22:45,865
I knew I shouldn't
Have hugged him.
476
00:22:45,898 --> 00:22:49,068
- [laughs] Well shifu it's
Like your old man said.
477
00:22:49,101 --> 00:22:51,538
You are utterly
Provistricable.
478
00:22:51,571 --> 00:22:54,807
- po...
I guess I am.
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