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- [grunting]
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- and now
Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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[gong rings]
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in
A noodle shop *
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountaintop *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Ooh! Ahh! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu saw
The warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
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* of bodacious and awesome
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Something something *
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* something
Something alive *
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Ooh! Yah! Ungh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- [grunting]
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[heavy thuds]
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- dad, are we almost there?
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- yes.
No thanks to you.
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[grunts]
You could give me a hand
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With this you know,
Bian zao.
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- do I have to?
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- [sighs]
The oracle said
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I shouldn't tell you
What you have to do,
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Because self-esteem
Can't be optimized
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Without sufficient
Personal-decision latitude.
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However, it would be
Very nice of you
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To offer your father
Some help.
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- but I don't have to?
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- [grunts]
No!
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Unbelievable!
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[grunting]
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[panting]
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- dad, some guys are here
To see you.
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- [chewing]
Hey there.
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- let's do this.
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[grunts]
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[all grunting]
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[evil laugh]
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[laughs]
Oh!
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- [grunts]
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Ooh!
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- [laughs]
Behold!
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You are no match
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For my iron claws of doom!
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- [sighs]
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- [grunts]
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- ooh!
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- [laughs, screams]
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Ooh!
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- and now, panda--
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What?
[metallic squeaks]
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Bian zao, I told you
To lubricate the claws!
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- no, you asked me
If I would do you a favor
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And lubricate the claws.
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- [growls]
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I hate this part.
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[series of screams, crashes]
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Waa!
[crash]
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- it's chor ghom prison
For you, taotie.
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- that's just great!
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[clank]
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Now I gotta go down
All these stairs?
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- awesome job, guys.
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Looks like I'm going
To be early for my nap.
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- uh, what about him?
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- [sighs]
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- he didn't really
Do anything.
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You can skedaddle, junior.
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You're free...
To go.
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- where?
- away.
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- fine.
- fine.
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- great.
- great.
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- perfect!
- that's what I said!
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- I'm going.
- go.
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- gone!
- anywhere you want.
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- I'll be gone.
- just go.
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- here I go.
- good.
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- oh, whatever, dumpling boy!
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- you're the dumpling boy!
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[thunderclap]
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[yawns]
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Hmm? What?
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- the storm
Keeping you up too?
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- huh? No.
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I mean, yes.
I mean, ugh!
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He's still out there,
Taotie's kid.
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- I see.
We're going down there.
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- sweet!
Farewell, squatter.
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Free ride's over, bian zao.
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Shifu, let him have it.
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- bian zao.
- whatever.
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- as the master of
The jade palace...
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- ha-ha.
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- I invite you
To come inside.
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- bow!
You hear that, pal?
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You gotta--wha--
Come inside?
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I'm sorry,
We're doing what now?
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- we're bound
By tradition, po.
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His father studied
With me here.
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And while we may not accept
Taotie's actions,
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We accept his legacy--
Bian zao.
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[gong rings]
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- [sips]
- but he's a bad guy.
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Well, bad-ish.
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We can't just have him walk
Around the jade palace
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Without supervision.
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- indeed.
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That's why you
Are in charge of him.
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Both: what?
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- see what you can do.
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Maybe you can reform him.
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- I'll try,
But he's pretty hopeless.
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[sips]
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- so at first,
I was like,
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"Me, a babysitter?
I'm the dragon warrior,
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Not the baby warrior
Sitter guy."
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Then I thought,
"Bian zao and I
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Are probably about
The same age."
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So how old are you?
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- 13.
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- okay, so we're a lot...
Not the same.
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Anyway...
I say
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Let's make a clean start
And have some fun.
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- how about you just
Put me in jail?
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- first off,
I'm gonna call you bz,
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'cause it's cool,
And you're cool.
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What do you think, bz?
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- lame.
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- all righty,
So there's the hall
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With the training equipment
Your dad built.
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- lame.
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- and this is where we put
All your dad's machines
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Every time we defeat him.
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Getting pretty full in here.
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- lame.
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- showers, latrine, kitchen.
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- lame, lame, lame.
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- is there anything
You don't think is lame?
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- [mumbling]
I don't know.
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- you know what?
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We're gonna find something.
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And if anyone knows
What's un-lame,
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It's the po-man.
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Yeah, bz and the po-man,
Having fun, right?
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Right, bz?
The beezmaster?
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Beezy-weezy po-por-eezi?
Ha-ha.
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- I hate you so much
Right now.
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- behold!
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- dolls?
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- they're action figures!
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Don't ever call them...Dolls!
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Let me show you.
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[kung fu shouts]
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You're not playing.
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[kung fu shouts]
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More fun when you play.
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[kung fu shouts]
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Ka!
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I'm telling you, dad,
He doesn't like anything.
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- oh, po.
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You used to hate everything
But kung fu.
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However, there was one thing
You showed interest in.
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- [hums]
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And...Voila!
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- baking?
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Like making cookies
And cakes and junk?
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L-a-m--
[grunts]
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[mumbling, swallows]
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This is pretty good.
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- darn tooting.
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Po and I loved
To bake together
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When he was a boy.
[chuckles]
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We still do,
Don't we?
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Who's a good boy?
- [laughs]
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- who's a good boy?
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- [laughs]
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- okay, son.
Teach him well.
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But don't give him
The mooncake recipe.
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Family secret.
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- so you, like,
Do stuff
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With your dad
On purpose?
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- sure. All the time.
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I mean,
You only get one dad.
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- does he make you...
Go with him
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When he tries
To conquer the world?
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- uh, my dad doesn't really
Conquer stuff.
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- my dad spends all his time
Building machines
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To destroy the jade palace
And, you know, you.
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I just wish me and dad
Could hang out without,
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You know,
Trying to blow something up.
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- hey.
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Your dad's got nothing
But time to hang out,
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Now that he's in jail.
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You should go visit him.
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And you could bake him a cake
To break the ice!
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Yes!
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Score one for the po-man.
Up high.
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- whatever.
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[keys jingle]
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[footsteps]
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- son?
- yes.
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* and he
Baked you a cake *
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Okay, I baked it,
But I'm gonna teach him how.
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- I'm so glad
To see you, son.
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Uh...
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Do you mind?
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- oh, right.
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You probably want
Some private time together.
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You don't want some guy
Standing here
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While you're trying to--
- do you mind?
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- I'll just go now.
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- so...Those buffoons
Are treating you okay
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At the jade palace?
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- I guess.
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That lame panda wants
To teach me how to bake.
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- huh? Baking?
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You know,
I once made
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A 30-foot tall
Mechanical cream puff
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That shot flaming custard
Out of its--
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Son?
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- all you ever do is work,
Talk about work,
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Work some more,
And then figure out
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Why your work never works.
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It's--
- lame?
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You're right, son.
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Being a half-crazed megalomaniac
Takes up a lot of my time.
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But if you help me
Break out of here,
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I promise we'll
Have some decidedly
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Non-diabolical "Us" time.
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- promise?
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- promise.
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Now you bake those cakes
With the panda,
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Then sneak me the pieces
Of my iron claws of doom,
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And I'll bust out of here.
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- this isn't just some way
You can go wreak vengeance
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And stuff, is it?
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- nope,
Just you and me,
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Doing regular dad-son stuff.
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Laugh with me, son.
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Ha-ha!
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- [begrudging laugh]
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[keys jingle]
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[door creaks]
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- hey, there...You.
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Um, settling in okay?
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- yes, sir.
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- [sighs]
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- so...Are you ready
To embark
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On the awesome adventure
That is baking?
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Ooh!
- whatev--I mean,
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[false enthusiasm]
Yes, let us embark,
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For I am excited.
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- [hums]
266
00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,378
* we're baking,
We're baking *
267
00:11:51,411 --> 00:11:52,846
* don't know
What we're making *
268
00:11:52,880 --> 00:11:54,047
* look, my butt
Is shaking *
269
00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:55,883
* while we're baking,
Baking, baking *
270
00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,191
Bian zao,
Check this out.
271
00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,793
* stoking the fire
272
00:12:05,826 --> 00:12:07,895
* stoking the fire
[scat singing]
273
00:12:07,928 --> 00:12:11,064
* stoking the fire
274
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,970
[softly]
* stoking the fire
275
00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:20,874
[with gusto]
* stoking the fire
276
00:12:20,908 --> 00:12:23,143
[bellows puffs]
277
00:12:23,176 --> 00:12:25,112
And...
278
00:12:25,145 --> 00:12:26,379
Voila!
279
00:12:26,413 --> 00:12:27,948
Look at that beauty.
280
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:29,817
Now don't feel bad
If yours doesn't--
281
00:12:29,850 --> 00:12:32,285
Wow, bz! Nice!
282
00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,821
I'm proud of you.
283
00:12:33,821 --> 00:12:36,423
- you're what?
284
00:12:36,456 --> 00:12:37,925
- proud.
285
00:12:37,958 --> 00:12:41,494
- never heard that
From my dad.
286
00:12:41,528 --> 00:12:42,562
- I'm sorry, what?
287
00:12:42,595 --> 00:12:45,833
- I'm sorry, wha--
I said, "Lame."
288
00:12:45,866 --> 00:12:48,268
- * stoking the fire
289
00:12:51,972 --> 00:12:53,841
- you the panda, po!
290
00:12:53,841 --> 00:12:56,944
- no, sir.
You the duck!
291
00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,581
- hi, po.
292
00:13:01,614 --> 00:13:03,183
- hey, um, po,
293
00:13:03,216 --> 00:13:05,352
When you walk around town,
294
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:07,855
People don't throw stuff
At you.
295
00:13:07,888 --> 00:13:09,456
- well, why would they?
296
00:13:09,489 --> 00:13:10,858
- they throw stuff
At my dad.
297
00:13:10,891 --> 00:13:13,026
- well, he does, you know,
Attack people
298
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:15,162
With giant, evil
Contraptiony machines
299
00:13:15,195 --> 00:13:16,997
That destroy things,
300
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,199
Which is something
I try to avoid.
301
00:13:19,232 --> 00:13:20,868
- yeah.
302
00:13:20,868 --> 00:13:25,038
You know, you're not
Completely lame.
303
00:13:34,982 --> 00:13:37,985
[clinking spoon]
- * stoking the fire
304
00:13:38,018 --> 00:13:40,988
* stoking the fire
[scat singing]
305
00:13:46,994 --> 00:13:49,897
[softly]
* stoking the fire
306
00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:51,498
- * stoking the fire
307
00:13:56,036 --> 00:13:58,038
[door clanks]
308
00:13:58,071 --> 00:14:00,140
[scat singing]
309
00:14:00,173 --> 00:14:01,975
Both: * stoking the fire
310
00:14:07,247 --> 00:14:08,648
[both scat singing]
311
00:14:08,681 --> 00:14:12,185
* stoking the fire
312
00:14:22,295 --> 00:14:24,497
Both: * stoking the fire
313
00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:27,000
- son, thanks to you,
314
00:14:27,034 --> 00:14:29,536
One more piece,
And the iron claws of doom
315
00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:35,042
Will be more powerful
Than ever.
316
00:14:35,075 --> 00:14:38,946
I--I'm proud of you.
317
00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,993
- [soft grunt]
318
00:14:53,026 --> 00:14:56,964
You're like the little
Warthog brother I never had.
319
00:14:56,997 --> 00:14:59,032
- 'cause of you, things
Are better with me and my dad.
320
00:14:59,066 --> 00:15:02,402
I mean, when he
Gets out of jail--
321
00:15:05,572 --> 00:15:07,975
- [maniacal laughter]
322
00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,210
Yah! Yah! Yah!
323
00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:14,081
Yah!
[evil laughter]
324
00:15:14,114 --> 00:15:16,016
[knife sharpening]
325
00:15:16,049 --> 00:15:18,118
You carve, son!
326
00:15:18,151 --> 00:15:21,221
After all,
This meal is all
327
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:25,392
Because of you.
328
00:15:25,425 --> 00:15:29,596
- I can't do it.
I can't bring this to my dad.
329
00:15:29,629 --> 00:15:31,398
- what got up
His exhaust vent?
330
00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:33,733
- I don't know.
- po.
331
00:15:33,766 --> 00:15:37,270
- what?
I wasn't gonna eat...Much.
332
00:15:37,304 --> 00:15:39,739
- bian zao made that
For his father.
333
00:15:39,772 --> 00:15:42,009
What if you baked a cake
For me?
334
00:15:42,009 --> 00:15:44,011
Would you want someone else
To eat it?
335
00:15:46,479 --> 00:15:49,382
- lame.
336
00:15:52,152 --> 00:15:55,588
[door slides]
- son. You're finally--
337
00:15:55,622 --> 00:15:57,457
- hey, there.
338
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:58,758
- you?
339
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:00,260
- bian zao couldn't make it.
340
00:16:00,293 --> 00:16:02,762
- you...Brought me a cake?
341
00:16:02,795 --> 00:16:04,031
- is this awkward?
342
00:16:04,031 --> 00:16:05,432
- not at all!
343
00:16:05,465 --> 00:16:09,269
I have loads of archenemies
Who bring me baked goods.
344
00:16:09,302 --> 00:16:14,041
At last!
Freedom!
345
00:16:15,542 --> 00:16:18,145
[titters]
Is what eating this cake
346
00:16:18,178 --> 00:16:21,281
Will be like
A little taste of.
347
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,783
- yeah, well,
Enjoy your freedom.
348
00:16:23,816 --> 00:16:26,619
Bye.
349
00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:28,055
[door slides shut, locks]
350
00:16:30,190 --> 00:16:32,659
- thanks for the cake,
Dragon warrior.
351
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:35,695
What a shame
I'll be using it
352
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:38,065
To obliterate you!
353
00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:39,566
[evil laugh]
354
00:16:54,181 --> 00:16:55,715
[muted bump]
355
00:16:55,748 --> 00:16:58,518
- [panting]
356
00:17:01,254 --> 00:17:04,191
[strong exhale]
- um, po?
357
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:07,160
I got to tell you something.
358
00:17:07,194 --> 00:17:10,230
- [grunts]
Hang on.
359
00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,199
I just walked
All the way
360
00:17:12,232 --> 00:17:13,500
To chor ghom prison
And back.
361
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,368
[grunts]
- you what?
362
00:17:15,402 --> 00:17:17,504
- your dad really appreciated
That cake.
363
00:17:17,537 --> 00:17:19,439
He said, uh--
- you took the cake to my dad?
364
00:17:19,472 --> 00:17:23,243
Oh, no!
Game over, man.
365
00:17:23,276 --> 00:17:24,511
- what's the big deal?
366
00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:26,246
- that's what
I got to tell you.
367
00:17:26,279 --> 00:17:28,415
There was something
In the cake.
368
00:17:35,388 --> 00:17:38,725
- ain't no laws
When you got the claws!
369
00:17:38,758 --> 00:17:42,129
And they are lubricated
This time, baby!
370
00:17:42,129 --> 00:17:46,233
Lubricated!
371
00:17:52,805 --> 00:17:54,407
- taotie is coming!
372
00:17:54,441 --> 00:17:56,409
- what?
373
00:17:56,443 --> 00:17:58,278
- we put him in jail.
374
00:17:58,311 --> 00:17:59,412
- I know,
But I just brought him
375
00:17:59,446 --> 00:18:00,780
The last piece he needed
376
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,749
To rebuild
The iron claws of doom!
377
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:05,152
- you brought him the last--
Wait.
378
00:18:05,152 --> 00:18:09,156
Where did he get
The other ones?
379
00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:11,424
- I...Tricked po,
380
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,826
And smuggled the pieces in
To my dad.
381
00:18:13,860 --> 00:18:15,195
- yeah, you did.
382
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:16,663
And that was--
383
00:18:16,696 --> 00:18:19,332
- lame.
384
00:18:19,366 --> 00:18:20,633
- big deal.
Taotie's never
385
00:18:20,667 --> 00:18:22,269
Been able
To beat us before.
386
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:26,173
- he says his iron claws are
More powerful than ever.
387
00:18:26,173 --> 00:18:30,743
- it's possible
He'll never make it here.
388
00:18:30,777 --> 00:18:32,279
He's here.
389
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:34,181
[boom]
390
00:18:40,620 --> 00:18:42,255
- hello, son.
391
00:18:42,289 --> 00:18:44,924
Glad you could be here
To witness the debut
392
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:47,794
Of my new, improved,
Super-lubricated
393
00:18:47,827 --> 00:18:50,197
Iron claws of doom.
394
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:53,333
You see?
Continually self-lubricating.
395
00:18:53,366 --> 00:18:54,767
[liquid swishes]
396
00:18:54,801 --> 00:18:56,603
Isn't it awesome?
397
00:18:56,636 --> 00:18:58,605
- dad, you said--
398
00:18:58,638 --> 00:19:00,773
- I know...
But when we're done here,
399
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:02,842
We'll go skip some rocks
400
00:19:02,875 --> 00:19:05,445
And play a sporting activity.
401
00:19:05,478 --> 00:19:06,746
Now duck!
402
00:19:10,317 --> 00:19:11,451
By the way,
403
00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,786
Thanks to you all
For caring for my son.
404
00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:16,323
Now eat chain!
405
00:19:19,259 --> 00:19:23,396
[all grunting]
406
00:19:28,268 --> 00:19:29,536
- hiyah!
407
00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:31,271
- yah! Yah!
408
00:19:31,304 --> 00:19:32,872
[grunting]
409
00:19:32,905 --> 00:19:34,374
[chains clink]
410
00:19:34,407 --> 00:19:36,976
- this is fairly undignified.
411
00:19:37,009 --> 00:19:38,345
- [groans]
412
00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:42,915
- hyah!
413
00:19:42,949 --> 00:19:45,285
[grunts]
414
00:19:46,586 --> 00:19:47,554
Ooh!
415
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:48,655
- [gasps]
Oof!
416
00:19:48,688 --> 00:19:50,890
[chains clink]
417
00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,294
- no, panda.
I'll handle this.
418
00:19:55,462 --> 00:19:59,699
[bang]
Or you can handle it.
419
00:19:59,732 --> 00:20:01,734
- stay here
And keep down.
420
00:20:01,768 --> 00:20:03,002
'cause with any luck
There's going to be
421
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:05,004
Machine parts flying
Everywhere in a second.
422
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:06,906
- but I want to help.
423
00:20:06,939 --> 00:20:08,908
- help who?
424
00:20:08,941 --> 00:20:11,210
- son!
425
00:20:17,617 --> 00:20:18,918
[clanking]
Ugh!
426
00:20:18,951 --> 00:20:21,421
[clanking]
Dang!
427
00:20:21,454 --> 00:20:22,889
Out of chains!
428
00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:24,591
Looks like we'll have
To fight,
429
00:20:24,624 --> 00:20:27,860
Mano a...Claw-o
430
00:20:27,894 --> 00:20:29,296
Yah!
431
00:20:29,329 --> 00:20:31,264
- [grunts]
432
00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,599
Ah! Man!
433
00:20:32,632 --> 00:20:35,435
What are those
Iron claws of doom made of?
434
00:20:35,468 --> 00:20:36,769
- iron.
435
00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:38,871
- oh, thought it was
Just a name.
436
00:20:38,905 --> 00:20:40,607
I mean,
I'm the dragon warrior,
437
00:20:40,640 --> 00:20:42,309
But I'm not made of dragon.
438
00:20:42,342 --> 00:20:44,043
[yells]
439
00:20:44,076 --> 00:20:45,878
[grunts]
- come on!
440
00:20:45,912 --> 00:20:47,880
Is that all you got?
441
00:20:47,914 --> 00:20:49,882
- not quite.
442
00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:51,284
- yah!
- [growls]
443
00:20:53,353 --> 00:20:55,922
[clang]
Yah!
444
00:21:01,361 --> 00:21:02,395
- [maniacal laughter]
445
00:21:02,429 --> 00:21:03,430
- [kung fu shout]
446
00:21:07,467 --> 00:21:10,470
- po!
447
00:21:10,503 --> 00:21:12,405
- whah!
448
00:21:12,439 --> 00:21:14,974
[evil laugh]
449
00:21:15,007 --> 00:21:17,410
- dad!
450
00:21:19,379 --> 00:21:20,347
Po!
451
00:21:20,380 --> 00:21:21,981
- [growls]
452
00:21:22,014 --> 00:21:23,015
- ah!
453
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:27,854
[both grunting]
454
00:21:27,887 --> 00:21:31,358
- it would seem
We're evenly matched.
455
00:21:31,391 --> 00:21:34,994
- need something
To shift the balance.
456
00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:37,364
- yeah.
457
00:21:38,565 --> 00:21:41,434
Help me.
I'm your father!
458
00:21:41,468 --> 00:21:43,002
- help me.
I'm your buddy!
459
00:21:43,035 --> 00:21:44,504
- I gave you life!
460
00:21:44,537 --> 00:21:46,373
- I gave you a cool nickname!
461
00:21:46,373 --> 00:21:47,540
- I'll raise your allowance!
462
00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:50,377
- I'll give you
The mooncake recipe!
463
00:21:50,410 --> 00:21:53,413
- oh, man!
Moral dilemma.
464
00:21:53,446 --> 00:21:56,849
Lame!
465
00:21:56,883 --> 00:21:59,386
- way to go!
You scared him off!
466
00:21:59,419 --> 00:22:00,620
- me?
You're the one
467
00:22:00,653 --> 00:22:01,988
Who was all,
"I gave you life!"
468
00:22:02,021 --> 00:22:04,991
That's just creepy.
469
00:22:05,024 --> 00:22:06,726
[blast]
470
00:22:08,428 --> 00:22:10,730
- son!
- bz?
471
00:22:10,763 --> 00:22:12,732
Yes! Air attack!
472
00:22:12,765 --> 00:22:15,535
- dad, grab on!
- what?
473
00:22:15,568 --> 00:22:18,004
Ooh!
474
00:22:18,037 --> 00:22:20,006
- [maniacal laughter]
475
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:23,443
You are the greatest son
In the world!
476
00:22:23,476 --> 00:22:27,414
- and you are the greatest dad
In...The family.
477
00:22:27,414 --> 00:22:28,415
- okay.
478
00:22:28,415 --> 00:22:31,751
Now swoop down
By his melon head, so I can--
479
00:22:31,784 --> 00:22:32,852
- oops!
480
00:22:32,885 --> 00:22:35,455
I accidentally knocked
Something loose,
481
00:22:35,488 --> 00:22:36,656
On accident.
482
00:22:36,689 --> 00:22:39,025
- what the--
Not the lubrication hose!
483
00:22:39,058 --> 00:22:40,427
Oh!
484
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:46,766
Oh, and I was winning too!
- sorry.
485
00:22:46,799 --> 00:22:50,437
- thanks, buddy.
486
00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,439
- they're getting away.
487
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:53,906
- they'll be back.
488
00:22:53,940 --> 00:22:55,442
But we did some good
Here today.
489
00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,577
We brought
A family closer together.
490
00:22:57,610 --> 00:22:59,111
- you're too high!
491
00:22:59,145 --> 00:23:01,448
- whatever, dad.
- lower! Lower!
492
00:23:01,448 --> 00:23:03,115
[screams, grunts]
493
00:23:03,149 --> 00:23:06,753
- uh, sort of.
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