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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,036 --> 00:00:04,238 - wa-cha! Hiya! 2 00:00:04,272 --> 00:00:07,308 - and now... Dreamworks' 3 00:00:07,341 --> 00:00:10,744 Kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:10,778 --> 00:00:11,779 [gong rings] 5 00:00:11,812 --> 00:00:15,083 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:15,116 --> 00:00:18,352 [scatting] 7 00:00:18,386 --> 00:00:20,121 * raised in A noodle shop * 8 00:00:20,154 --> 00:00:22,123 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:22,156 --> 00:00:23,324 * he climbed The mountaintop * 10 00:00:23,357 --> 00:00:25,259 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:25,293 --> 00:00:26,727 Ooh! Ahh! Yah! 12 00:00:26,760 --> 00:00:28,429 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:28,462 --> 00:00:31,332 [scatting] 14 00:00:31,365 --> 00:00:34,335 * master shifu saw The warrior blossom * 15 00:00:34,368 --> 00:00:36,437 * and master the skills 16 00:00:36,470 --> 00:00:38,072 * of bodacious and awesome 17 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:39,740 * kung fu panda 18 00:00:39,773 --> 00:00:42,210 [scatting] 19 00:00:42,243 --> 00:00:45,079 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 20 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,680 * with the furious five 21 00:00:46,714 --> 00:00:48,082 * protect the valley Something something * 22 00:00:48,116 --> 00:00:51,085 * something Something alive * 23 00:00:51,119 --> 00:00:54,355 * kung fu panda: 24 00:00:54,388 --> 00:00:56,290 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:56,324 --> 00:00:57,191 Sweet! 26 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,244 - [grunts] 27 00:01:16,277 --> 00:01:17,278 [laughs nervously] 28 00:01:17,311 --> 00:01:20,248 [grunts] 29 00:01:20,281 --> 00:01:21,249 - dad! 30 00:01:21,282 --> 00:01:23,217 I got your-- Ooh! Ooh. 31 00:01:23,251 --> 00:01:24,452 Stuff. 32 00:01:24,485 --> 00:01:27,488 [grunts] 33 00:01:27,521 --> 00:01:31,725 Hello? 34 00:01:31,759 --> 00:01:34,428 [grunts] 35 00:01:34,462 --> 00:01:38,199 Okay. Just gotta do a little Squeezy squeeze action here. 36 00:01:38,232 --> 00:01:41,502 [struggling noises] 37 00:01:41,535 --> 00:01:43,304 Need to work on my... [grunts] Squeezy squeeze. 38 00:01:43,337 --> 00:01:44,305 - po! 39 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:46,307 What are you doing? 40 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:48,809 - just, uh, hanging. 41 00:01:48,842 --> 00:01:50,578 - stop goofing around. 42 00:01:50,611 --> 00:01:52,746 The autumn festival's In a week, 43 00:01:52,780 --> 00:01:55,183 And we need To bake moon cakes! 44 00:01:55,183 --> 00:01:56,350 [popping sound] - ah! 45 00:01:56,384 --> 00:01:58,286 Dad, I, uh... 46 00:01:58,319 --> 00:02:00,688 I'm kinda too busy to help This year, you know? 47 00:02:00,721 --> 00:02:03,757 I mean, important Dragon warrior business. 48 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,194 - [chuckles] What could be more important 49 00:02:06,227 --> 00:02:08,462 Than baking 2,700 moon cakes? 50 00:02:08,496 --> 00:02:09,863 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 51 00:02:09,897 --> 00:02:13,467 And making enough scratch To get that deluxe spatula 52 00:02:13,501 --> 00:02:15,503 I've had my eye on? 53 00:02:15,536 --> 00:02:17,205 [choral singing] 54 00:02:17,238 --> 00:02:18,439 - I don't know. 55 00:02:18,472 --> 00:02:22,243 Maybe, like, being the most Bodacious warrior in the land, 56 00:02:22,276 --> 00:02:24,378 Responsible for the safety Of all who reside 57 00:02:24,412 --> 00:02:25,813 In the valley of peace. 58 00:02:25,846 --> 00:02:28,349 - oh! That reminds me. 59 00:02:28,382 --> 00:02:31,519 Your autumn festival Clown costume! 60 00:02:31,552 --> 00:02:33,521 - [sighs] 61 00:02:33,554 --> 00:02:37,691 - goodie goodie. [giggles] 62 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:40,228 Oh, so happy! 63 00:02:40,261 --> 00:02:43,497 - dad. Dragon warrior. Me. 64 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:46,234 I can't be the autumn festival Clown anymore. 65 00:02:46,267 --> 00:02:48,369 And I don't have time To help you make moon cakes! 66 00:02:48,402 --> 00:02:49,537 Okay? 67 00:02:49,570 --> 00:02:53,241 - [laughs] 68 00:02:53,274 --> 00:02:54,475 - why are you laughing? 69 00:02:54,508 --> 00:02:57,545 - it's that costume! So funny. 70 00:02:57,578 --> 00:03:00,481 - [groans] 71 00:03:00,514 --> 00:03:03,384 - mm. Not so funny now. 72 00:03:03,417 --> 00:03:04,252 Fine, po. 73 00:03:04,285 --> 00:03:06,387 Don't worry about Your poor old dad, 74 00:03:06,420 --> 00:03:07,888 Working his wings To the bone. 75 00:03:07,921 --> 00:03:10,491 Go! Go. Go have your fun. 76 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:12,260 - [sighs] Not fun, dad. 77 00:03:12,260 --> 00:03:13,727 Dragon warrior business. 78 00:03:13,761 --> 00:03:17,698 Serious stuff. 79 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:23,404 [yelling gleefully] 80 00:03:24,572 --> 00:03:26,507 Whoa! 81 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,410 Monkey, get ready for the-- Whoa. 82 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:30,878 - whoa. 83 00:03:30,911 --> 00:03:34,282 - [pants] Dizzy. 84 00:03:34,282 --> 00:03:37,585 Ha! Ooh. Ah! 85 00:03:37,618 --> 00:03:39,287 - oh! Whoa. 86 00:03:39,287 --> 00:03:42,790 - heh--uh, whoa! Ah! Ooh. [laughs] 87 00:03:42,823 --> 00:03:44,392 Ki-cha! 88 00:03:44,425 --> 00:03:45,459 - wha-- Ooh! 89 00:03:45,493 --> 00:03:46,860 [laughter] 90 00:03:46,894 --> 00:03:48,462 [gagging sounds] 91 00:03:48,496 --> 00:03:51,465 [retching] 92 00:03:51,499 --> 00:03:53,301 - except for that puking part, 93 00:03:53,334 --> 00:03:56,337 That might've been The best idea we've ever had. 94 00:03:56,370 --> 00:03:59,373 [yelling] 95 00:03:59,407 --> 00:04:01,342 - wh-- Ah! 96 00:04:01,375 --> 00:04:02,310 - oh, yeah. 97 00:04:02,343 --> 00:04:03,877 Ah! Wh-- - uh! 98 00:04:03,911 --> 00:04:05,779 - wow, You're really getting good 99 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:07,315 At dizzy kung fu. 100 00:04:07,348 --> 00:04:08,616 - huh! - oh! 101 00:04:08,649 --> 00:04:10,651 - ah, You can't fight the dizzy. 102 00:04:10,684 --> 00:04:12,920 You gotta use the dizzy. 103 00:04:12,953 --> 00:04:14,455 See, if I aim over there, 104 00:04:14,488 --> 00:04:15,456 Then I hit over here. 105 00:04:15,489 --> 00:04:16,490 - [grunts] 106 00:04:16,524 --> 00:04:19,059 - cool, huh? 107 00:04:19,092 --> 00:04:20,060 [gasps] Dad! 108 00:04:20,093 --> 00:04:22,463 - humph. 109 00:04:22,496 --> 00:04:25,065 Official dragon warrior Business, huh? 110 00:04:25,098 --> 00:04:26,667 And this is why you Leave me all alone? 111 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:27,901 Humph. 112 00:04:27,935 --> 00:04:29,903 - dad, wait. 113 00:04:29,937 --> 00:04:32,340 [sighs] 114 00:04:32,373 --> 00:04:34,842 I think dad's gotten lonely Since I moved out. 115 00:04:34,875 --> 00:04:38,412 And I guess I've sorta Been ditching him lately. 116 00:04:38,446 --> 00:04:39,647 A lot. 117 00:04:39,680 --> 00:04:40,748 - ditch your dad? 118 00:04:40,781 --> 00:04:41,749 That's mean. 119 00:04:41,782 --> 00:04:42,783 You're mean! 120 00:04:42,816 --> 00:04:44,452 - no, I'm not! 121 00:04:44,485 --> 00:04:45,686 It's just... I'm dragon warrior now. 122 00:04:45,719 --> 00:04:47,020 I have my own life, 123 00:04:47,054 --> 00:04:51,392 And I--he-- I--he--oh. 124 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:53,794 [sighs] Maybe I am mean... 125 00:04:53,827 --> 00:04:54,828 Ish. 126 00:04:54,862 --> 00:04:56,664 - you should make it up to him. 127 00:04:56,697 --> 00:04:58,466 Get him something To keep him company. 128 00:04:58,499 --> 00:04:59,467 Like a plant. 129 00:04:59,500 --> 00:05:00,934 Or a drawing Of a mountain. 130 00:05:00,968 --> 00:05:02,803 - [gasps] That's it! 131 00:05:02,836 --> 00:05:04,538 - you're getting him a plant? - no... 132 00:05:04,572 --> 00:05:05,606 A girlfriend! 133 00:05:05,639 --> 00:05:06,640 Read it. 134 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:07,841 - "Business owner. 135 00:05:07,875 --> 00:05:09,810 "Father of dragon warrior. 136 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:11,612 "Seeks full-time girlfriend. 137 00:05:11,645 --> 00:05:13,381 No old goats need apply." 138 00:05:13,414 --> 00:05:16,517 - and let the ladies pour in. 139 00:05:19,987 --> 00:05:22,423 Uh, dad? 140 00:05:22,456 --> 00:05:24,024 - humph. 141 00:05:24,057 --> 00:05:26,494 - uh, sorry I haven't been Around much. 142 00:05:26,527 --> 00:05:28,496 - oh, that's okay, Son. 143 00:05:28,529 --> 00:05:30,631 I know you have important Dragon warrior business 144 00:05:30,664 --> 00:05:32,032 To attend to like 145 00:05:32,065 --> 00:05:35,803 Upchucking With your monkey friend 146 00:05:35,836 --> 00:05:37,505 - yeah. [chuckles] 147 00:05:37,538 --> 00:05:40,040 Listen, uh, I thought maybe You could use a little company. 148 00:05:40,073 --> 00:05:42,843 - oh! You got me the spatula? 149 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:44,812 - no. But would that have done it? 150 00:05:44,845 --> 00:05:46,547 [knock at door] 151 00:05:46,580 --> 00:05:47,915 [gasps] She's here! 152 00:05:47,948 --> 00:05:49,650 Dad, I got you a date. 153 00:05:49,683 --> 00:05:52,953 With a girl. 154 00:05:56,490 --> 00:05:57,991 - mrs. Yoon? 155 00:05:58,025 --> 00:06:00,528 - okay, maybe "Girl" Was a stretch. 156 00:06:00,561 --> 00:06:03,764 But, uh, I know you've always Had a thing for sassy spinsters. 157 00:06:03,797 --> 00:06:05,533 [clicks tongue] 158 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:06,867 - [giggles] 159 00:06:06,900 --> 00:06:09,537 - oh, po. 160 00:06:09,570 --> 00:06:11,872 I haven't had a date Since the chin dynasty. 161 00:06:11,905 --> 00:06:15,943 Ah, but that was A great dynasty. 162 00:06:15,976 --> 00:06:17,578 [sighs] 163 00:06:17,611 --> 00:06:18,879 Still, I don't think this is A good idea. 164 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:20,514 - sure it is, dad! 165 00:06:20,548 --> 00:06:22,883 You're cooped up in here all day With your noodles. 166 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:24,685 You need to spend time With someone... 167 00:06:24,718 --> 00:06:27,455 That isn't me. 168 00:06:27,455 --> 00:06:30,724 - well, I-I-I-I-I-I don't know. [chuckles] 169 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:33,461 - dad-- 170 00:06:33,461 --> 00:06:36,464 Here's the romantic dinner Combo! 171 00:06:36,497 --> 00:06:39,633 Two soups in one large bowl. 172 00:06:39,667 --> 00:06:43,471 - and I made us some nice Steamed buns for the occasion. 173 00:06:43,504 --> 00:06:46,106 - what? 174 00:06:46,139 --> 00:06:48,909 You dare besmirch the purity Of my noodle soup 175 00:06:48,942 --> 00:06:50,944 With these--these-- These buns? 176 00:06:50,978 --> 00:06:53,947 What kind of monster Are you? 177 00:06:53,981 --> 00:06:56,049 - oh, well, I just, uh-- 178 00:06:56,083 --> 00:06:57,618 - do I come out To your bun cart 179 00:06:57,651 --> 00:06:59,553 And make chao wa All over it? 180 00:06:59,587 --> 00:07:01,121 Because that's what You are doing to me! 181 00:07:01,154 --> 00:07:02,122 - uh-- 182 00:07:02,155 --> 00:07:03,557 - now, Get out of my shop, 183 00:07:03,591 --> 00:07:05,593 And take your steamy buns With you! 184 00:07:05,626 --> 00:07:07,127 - ah! 185 00:07:07,160 --> 00:07:10,564 Well, uh, I had a lovely ti-- 186 00:07:10,598 --> 00:07:13,801 [knock at door] 187 00:07:13,834 --> 00:07:16,770 Thanks again. 188 00:07:16,804 --> 00:07:18,672 - chao wa? 189 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:20,908 - I made it up. 190 00:07:20,941 --> 00:07:23,844 [playing lute badly] 191 00:07:29,182 --> 00:07:30,618 - so, I like you. 192 00:07:30,651 --> 00:07:31,519 Do you like me? 193 00:07:31,552 --> 00:07:34,087 - well, you don't sweat much For a pig. 194 00:07:34,121 --> 00:07:36,524 [lute playing stops] 195 00:07:36,557 --> 00:07:39,660 - so, what are you looking for In a woman? 196 00:07:39,693 --> 00:07:42,863 - well, Antennae creep me right out. 197 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:45,633 Are you sure You're a woman? 198 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:46,967 - [snorts] 199 00:07:49,169 --> 00:07:52,640 - ouch! 200 00:07:52,673 --> 00:07:54,675 - dad, What's going on? 201 00:07:54,708 --> 00:07:55,943 - I don't know What you mean. 202 00:07:55,976 --> 00:07:57,645 - you're being rude, obnoxious. 203 00:07:57,678 --> 00:07:59,880 You challenged that one lady To a fist fight! 204 00:07:59,913 --> 00:08:01,549 - well, she was eyeballing me! 205 00:08:01,549 --> 00:08:03,551 - dad! 206 00:08:03,584 --> 00:08:04,818 - oh, all right. 207 00:08:04,852 --> 00:08:06,119 I'll let you in On my secret. 208 00:08:06,153 --> 00:08:08,556 I was trying to get rid Of those ladies. 209 00:08:08,589 --> 00:08:09,990 - because? 210 00:08:10,023 --> 00:08:13,561 - I already... Have a girlfriend. 211 00:08:13,561 --> 00:08:15,162 - what? Really? 212 00:08:15,195 --> 00:08:16,630 That's...Great! 213 00:08:16,664 --> 00:08:17,698 This--this is so-- 214 00:08:17,731 --> 00:08:19,800 [clanking] 215 00:08:19,833 --> 00:08:22,069 Hang on, dad. 216 00:08:24,938 --> 00:08:26,707 [gasps] Scorpion! 217 00:08:26,740 --> 00:08:30,744 [ominous music] 218 00:08:30,778 --> 00:08:33,814 Huh! [grunting] 219 00:08:33,847 --> 00:08:36,016 - let me out of here! 220 00:08:36,049 --> 00:08:38,819 - dad, scorpion's back To seek her revenge! 221 00:08:38,852 --> 00:08:40,220 Run! Get the five! 222 00:08:40,253 --> 00:08:41,589 - uh-- No, po! 223 00:08:41,622 --> 00:08:43,323 Po, po! You don't understand! 224 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:45,025 - no, you don't understand! 225 00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:46,727 Scorpion is dang-- Ah! 226 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,729 [grunts] Ooh. Ooh. 227 00:08:48,762 --> 00:08:50,731 - scorpion is-- 228 00:08:50,764 --> 00:08:53,166 - [slowly] No! 229 00:08:53,200 --> 00:08:55,168 - my girlfriend! 230 00:08:55,202 --> 00:08:56,604 - huh? 231 00:08:56,604 --> 00:09:00,240 - [slowly] No! 232 00:09:03,744 --> 00:09:04,745 - dad, watch out! 233 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:05,746 Scorpion's on you! 234 00:09:05,779 --> 00:09:06,647 - no, po! No! 235 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,616 - if you just move-- Will you please-- 236 00:09:08,616 --> 00:09:09,617 You're making this difficult. 237 00:09:09,650 --> 00:09:10,784 I gotta save you! 238 00:09:10,818 --> 00:09:12,352 Ooh. 239 00:09:12,385 --> 00:09:15,689 - I'm telling you! She's my girlfriend. 240 00:09:15,723 --> 00:09:17,658 - you and scorpion? 241 00:09:17,691 --> 00:09:18,726 Together? 242 00:09:18,759 --> 00:09:23,063 No. Really? No. Really? No! 243 00:09:23,096 --> 00:09:24,765 - really! 244 00:09:24,798 --> 00:09:25,799 - this can't be happening. 245 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,668 I-- [gasps] 246 00:09:27,701 --> 00:09:30,871 She's brainwashed you With her scorpion poison. 247 00:09:30,904 --> 00:09:33,273 Quick, how many fingers Am I holding up? 248 00:09:33,306 --> 00:09:35,275 - none. - right. 249 00:09:35,308 --> 00:09:37,044 But she could've coached you. - oh, po. 250 00:09:37,077 --> 00:09:38,712 You're thinking Of the old me. 251 00:09:38,746 --> 00:09:40,748 I'm not evil anymore. 252 00:09:40,781 --> 00:09:42,315 - really? 253 00:09:42,349 --> 00:09:44,051 What changed you? 254 00:09:44,084 --> 00:09:46,954 - the love of a good goose. 255 00:09:46,987 --> 00:09:49,957 - uh, dad, Can I talk to you privately? 256 00:09:49,990 --> 00:09:53,661 Away from your [gags] Girlfriend? 257 00:09:53,661 --> 00:09:56,664 Be right back. - [gasps] 258 00:09:56,697 --> 00:09:57,665 - what are you thinking? 259 00:09:57,698 --> 00:09:59,700 You can't date scorpion! 260 00:09:59,733 --> 00:10:02,269 She's a convicted, villainous, Evil, criminal mastermind! 261 00:10:02,302 --> 00:10:04,805 - ah, ah, ah! Never convicted. 262 00:10:04,838 --> 00:10:07,240 - whatever! She's still, like, banished. 263 00:10:07,274 --> 00:10:10,277 In exile! Not allowed to be here! 264 00:10:10,310 --> 00:10:15,783 - [sighs] The sweet allure Of forbidden love. Ah. 265 00:10:15,816 --> 00:10:17,651 - dad, I don't care What she says. 266 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,419 She is evil! 267 00:10:19,452 --> 00:10:21,689 - oh, honey. You seem upset. 268 00:10:21,722 --> 00:10:22,690 Want a cookie? 269 00:10:22,723 --> 00:10:26,727 - I--yes. 270 00:10:26,760 --> 00:10:29,963 [mouth full] But it doesn't Change the fact that-- 271 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:32,199 Wow, this is A really good cookie. 272 00:10:32,232 --> 00:10:35,368 - I know. All this And she can cook, too! 273 00:10:35,402 --> 00:10:38,371 She's like my dream bug. 274 00:10:38,405 --> 00:10:41,041 - oh, charmer. 275 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:43,844 And you. You're staying for dinner. 276 00:10:43,877 --> 00:10:46,113 - dinner? Pfft. No way. 277 00:10:46,146 --> 00:10:51,819 [all chewing] 278 00:10:55,388 --> 00:10:57,057 - so, po. 279 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:00,193 Did you know that scorpion once Won a baking competition? 280 00:11:00,227 --> 00:11:02,896 - really? That's interesting. 281 00:11:02,930 --> 00:11:04,464 Hey, Here's another fun fact. 282 00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:10,303 Did you know that scorpion Once tried to kill me? 283 00:11:10,337 --> 00:11:13,006 - humph. 284 00:11:13,040 --> 00:11:15,342 - po! Now you are being rude. 285 00:11:15,375 --> 00:11:16,810 - but dad! 286 00:11:16,844 --> 00:11:18,846 - [sighs] Just look at her. 287 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,413 Isn't she beautiful? 288 00:11:20,447 --> 00:11:22,415 And those eyes... 289 00:11:22,449 --> 00:11:25,218 All those gorgeous eyes. 290 00:11:25,252 --> 00:11:28,021 - [gags] 291 00:11:28,055 --> 00:11:31,058 - and that exoskeleton. Wowee! 292 00:11:31,091 --> 00:11:33,393 - seriously, dad, I don't know How this happened, but-- 293 00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:34,427 - it was you, son. 294 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,029 You brought us together. - me? 295 00:11:36,063 --> 00:11:37,264 - it's true. 296 00:11:37,297 --> 00:11:40,868 Once I saw that flyer You put up, I thought, 297 00:11:40,901 --> 00:11:45,238 "This is a person I could be With until the day he dies." 298 00:11:45,272 --> 00:11:48,341 - dies? 299 00:11:48,375 --> 00:11:51,912 - look, you can see My lair from here. 300 00:11:51,945 --> 00:11:54,047 - wonderful. Where? 301 00:11:54,081 --> 00:11:56,116 - [cackles] - ah! 302 00:11:56,149 --> 00:12:00,220 - no! 303 00:12:00,253 --> 00:12:01,922 Dad! 304 00:12:01,955 --> 00:12:06,026 - how could you let this happen? Ah! 305 00:12:06,059 --> 00:12:08,796 - I'm-- [gasps] Dad! 306 00:12:08,796 --> 00:12:09,897 Gotta save dad! 307 00:12:09,930 --> 00:12:11,799 [rattling] 308 00:12:11,832 --> 00:12:13,133 [panting] Gotta save dad. 309 00:12:13,166 --> 00:12:15,936 Save dad. Ugh, stairs. 310 00:12:15,969 --> 00:12:17,404 [panting] 311 00:12:17,437 --> 00:12:18,972 [gasps] 312 00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,240 Dad! 313 00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:23,243 She's trying to ki-- 314 00:12:23,276 --> 00:12:28,448 - did you come to cut Vegetables with those? 315 00:12:28,481 --> 00:12:31,819 - I thought I saw-- You were--I was-- 316 00:12:31,819 --> 00:12:33,954 - son, this has got to stop. 317 00:12:33,987 --> 00:12:35,322 You've got to get used to The fact that 318 00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:40,227 I'm with scorpion now Because I love her. 319 00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:43,096 - oh, I love you too! 320 00:12:49,536 --> 00:12:55,475 [retching] 321 00:12:59,279 --> 00:13:01,181 - right. You could hear that. 322 00:13:01,214 --> 00:13:02,983 Sorry. [sighs] 323 00:13:03,016 --> 00:13:08,488 I want you to be happy, Dad. 324 00:13:08,521 --> 00:13:11,992 Scorpion, I apologize. 325 00:13:12,025 --> 00:13:14,594 Ah! 326 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:18,165 [laughs nervously] 327 00:13:18,198 --> 00:13:21,001 - it's not entirely your fault, Po. 328 00:13:21,034 --> 00:13:22,870 I just have one of those faces. 329 00:13:22,903 --> 00:13:25,005 - and you did try to kill me. - true. 330 00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:26,940 - I promise to be More supportive 331 00:13:26,974 --> 00:13:28,876 Of your relationship, Dad. 332 00:13:28,876 --> 00:13:30,878 Might take me a while, though. 333 00:13:30,878 --> 00:13:32,880 But I wouldn't count on shifu And the furious five. 334 00:13:32,913 --> 00:13:35,883 - oh, do you have to tell them? 335 00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:40,020 - they might not be as Understanding as you are. 336 00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:44,024 Uh, please, Son. 337 00:13:44,057 --> 00:13:48,528 - [sighs] Okay. 338 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:49,897 You two have a good night. 339 00:13:49,930 --> 00:13:53,566 I'm really...Happy for you. 340 00:13:56,669 --> 00:14:00,407 - no! 341 00:14:00,440 --> 00:14:01,975 - we heard that! 342 00:14:02,009 --> 00:14:04,311 - sorry. 343 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:05,312 - [sighs] 344 00:14:05,345 --> 00:14:08,548 - greetings and salutations. 345 00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,183 No, that's not it. 346 00:14:10,217 --> 00:14:13,253 Greetings and salutations. 347 00:14:13,286 --> 00:14:14,922 [groans] 348 00:14:14,922 --> 00:14:16,957 - what's master shifu doing? 349 00:14:16,990 --> 00:14:19,059 - [grunts] He's practicing His yearly... 350 00:14:19,092 --> 00:14:22,362 [snoring sound] Autumn Festival speech for tonight. 351 00:14:22,395 --> 00:14:23,931 - mm, that reminds me. 352 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,066 I've gotta practice sleeping With my eyes open. 353 00:14:26,099 --> 00:14:28,268 [laughter] - oh! Good one. 354 00:14:28,301 --> 00:14:29,536 - what? 355 00:14:29,569 --> 00:14:30,537 - skip it. 356 00:14:30,570 --> 00:14:36,343 - [kung fu noises] 357 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:37,544 - uh, po? 358 00:14:37,577 --> 00:14:39,412 You seem upset. 359 00:14:39,446 --> 00:14:41,081 - huh? What do you mean? 360 00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:45,953 [angry kung fu noises] 361 00:14:48,155 --> 00:14:51,358 - I take it you're not so happy Your dad found a girlfriend. 362 00:14:51,391 --> 00:14:54,962 - [panting] I don't mind Him having a girlfriend, 363 00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:57,564 It's just not this girlfriend. 364 00:14:57,597 --> 00:14:59,967 You guys know what she's like. 365 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,268 - how would we know that? 366 00:15:01,301 --> 00:15:03,303 - uh, no. 367 00:15:03,336 --> 00:15:06,373 Not her, per se. Just, um, I mean-- 368 00:15:06,406 --> 00:15:07,975 You guys know what Women are like. 369 00:15:08,008 --> 00:15:09,977 [chuckles] 370 00:15:09,977 --> 00:15:12,212 Oh! No! That's not-- 371 00:15:12,245 --> 00:15:14,414 I mean-- [sighs] 372 00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:17,217 Go ahead. 373 00:15:17,250 --> 00:15:20,120 - po, give your dad's girlfriend A chance. 374 00:15:20,153 --> 00:15:21,288 - thanks, viper. 375 00:15:21,321 --> 00:15:22,255 I'm gonna do that. 376 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:23,490 Ooh! 377 00:15:23,523 --> 00:15:26,126 Ow. Ooh! Ah! 378 00:15:26,159 --> 00:15:27,160 Monkey! 379 00:15:27,194 --> 00:15:28,328 - ooh. Sorry! 380 00:15:28,361 --> 00:15:30,163 I thought We were doing a thing. 381 00:15:30,197 --> 00:15:33,033 Seriously, po. Viper's right. 382 00:15:33,066 --> 00:15:36,169 You should give her a chance. 383 00:15:36,203 --> 00:15:38,605 - dad? 384 00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:41,441 - he's delivering moon cakes For the festival. 385 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:43,410 Nice costume! 386 00:15:43,443 --> 00:15:45,012 - [chuckles] Yeah. 387 00:15:45,012 --> 00:15:46,279 Wore it for my dad. 388 00:15:46,313 --> 00:15:48,015 Got him a new spatula. 389 00:15:48,048 --> 00:15:50,583 Thought we could all use it To make moon cakes together. 390 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:52,085 - sweet! 391 00:15:52,119 --> 00:15:54,687 - I mean, you guys Care about each other... 392 00:15:54,721 --> 00:15:56,289 [sighs] I guess. And... 393 00:15:56,323 --> 00:16:00,060 Maybe someday, I can care About you, too. Maybe. 394 00:16:00,093 --> 00:16:03,296 - aww, honey. Sit. 395 00:16:03,330 --> 00:16:06,666 Fresh out of the oven! 396 00:16:06,699 --> 00:16:09,036 - aren't we supposed to wait Until after shifu's speech? 397 00:16:09,069 --> 00:16:11,171 - I won't tell anyone. 398 00:16:11,204 --> 00:16:15,342 - [chuckles] I'm starting To care about you already. 399 00:16:15,375 --> 00:16:17,444 Mm! These are seriously good. 400 00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:19,346 Oh! Mm. - it's a new recipe. 401 00:16:19,379 --> 00:16:22,282 - mm. No wonder You won that baking contest. 402 00:16:22,315 --> 00:16:24,184 - truth be told, I won 403 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,519 Because I brainwashed The judges. 404 00:16:26,553 --> 00:16:28,221 - to be honest, 405 00:16:28,255 --> 00:16:30,490 I thought you were going to Brainwash my dad. 406 00:16:30,523 --> 00:16:32,459 [laughs] 407 00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:34,394 - that's silly. 408 00:16:34,427 --> 00:16:36,129 Why would I want to Brainwash your dad 409 00:16:36,163 --> 00:16:38,065 When I have The opportunity to... 410 00:16:38,065 --> 00:16:41,468 Poison everyone In the valley? 411 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,671 - oh! Yeah, good question. What? 412 00:16:44,704 --> 00:16:48,075 - poison their brains! In fact... 413 00:16:48,108 --> 00:16:50,510 I'm poisoning you Right now. 414 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,412 - poison? Moon cakes? 415 00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,081 [increasingly Foreboding sounds] 416 00:16:54,114 --> 00:16:56,216 - oh, It won't kill you, 417 00:16:56,249 --> 00:16:57,817 But it will make you Defenseless! 418 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,586 [laughs] 419 00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,321 - uh-- Ah. 420 00:17:01,354 --> 00:17:06,559 [slurred] Ah! I was right not to trust you! 421 00:17:06,593 --> 00:17:11,164 - this is going to be easier Than I thought! 422 00:17:11,198 --> 00:17:13,833 - ooh! Ow! [grunts] 423 00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:15,735 [groans] 424 00:17:15,768 --> 00:17:18,338 - I'll take good care Of your father! 425 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:23,110 [evil laugh] - no! 426 00:17:30,383 --> 00:17:35,622 - [groans] 427 00:17:35,655 --> 00:17:37,124 - hi, honey. 428 00:17:37,157 --> 00:17:39,226 Po stopped by And left you a message. 429 00:17:39,259 --> 00:17:40,427 - he did? 430 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:42,429 - yes. He said, 431 00:17:42,462 --> 00:17:45,132 Now, oh, let me make sure I'm getting this right, 432 00:17:45,165 --> 00:17:47,700 The dragon warrior doesn't Have time for you 433 00:17:47,734 --> 00:17:50,570 And never wants to see Your face again. 434 00:17:50,603 --> 00:17:52,372 Tea? 435 00:17:52,405 --> 00:17:53,473 - what? 436 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:54,641 - wha--? 437 00:17:54,674 --> 00:17:56,276 - he said that? 438 00:17:56,309 --> 00:17:57,444 - yes. 439 00:17:57,477 --> 00:18:00,280 - no. 440 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,281 - did you hear that? 441 00:18:01,314 --> 00:18:04,251 - oh, it's the neighbors. 442 00:18:04,284 --> 00:18:06,186 I think they're building A rumpus room. 443 00:18:06,219 --> 00:18:07,187 Shall we? 444 00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:09,156 The festival awaits! 445 00:18:09,156 --> 00:18:10,823 - [sighs] 446 00:18:10,857 --> 00:18:11,891 - come on. 447 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,560 If po really loves you, 448 00:18:13,593 --> 00:18:16,263 Then he'll find you At the festival. 449 00:18:16,296 --> 00:18:19,166 - I--I guess You're right. 450 00:18:22,502 --> 00:18:26,306 [lively music] 451 00:18:26,339 --> 00:18:28,308 - where's po? 452 00:18:28,341 --> 00:18:30,777 - maybe he's bonding With his dad and his girlfriend. 453 00:18:30,810 --> 00:18:34,181 - more likely, he's bonding With a bag of almond cookies. 454 00:18:34,181 --> 00:18:38,185 - [laughs] Ooh, You're on fire today, tigress. 455 00:18:38,185 --> 00:18:39,286 - what? 456 00:18:39,319 --> 00:18:40,187 - skip it. 457 00:18:40,187 --> 00:18:42,789 - everyone, Please grab a moon cake 458 00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:44,491 For the ceremonial speech, 459 00:18:44,524 --> 00:18:47,227 Followed by the ceremonial Eating of the moon cakes, 460 00:18:47,260 --> 00:18:49,329 Followed by The ceremonial ceremony. 461 00:18:49,362 --> 00:18:50,430 All: oh! 462 00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:54,701 [excited noises] 463 00:18:54,734 --> 00:18:56,603 - aw, pingy. 464 00:18:56,636 --> 00:19:02,209 Looks like po didn't show up And doesn't love you. 465 00:19:02,242 --> 00:19:04,811 [grunting] 466 00:19:04,844 --> 00:19:05,845 - got it! Ooh! 467 00:19:05,878 --> 00:19:09,282 [thuds, crash] - ooh. 468 00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,785 [groans] 469 00:19:12,819 --> 00:19:14,354 - and so, Per tradition, 470 00:19:14,387 --> 00:19:18,225 We raise our moon cakes To honor the harvest. 471 00:19:18,225 --> 00:19:18,991 - [gasps] 472 00:19:19,025 --> 00:19:22,862 - happy autumn festival, Everyone. 473 00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,231 - [slurred] No! 474 00:19:24,231 --> 00:19:25,832 - it's The autumn festival clown! 475 00:19:25,865 --> 00:19:28,835 - [slurred] Don't you eat that! 476 00:19:28,868 --> 00:19:30,403 [laughter] - love this bit! 477 00:19:30,437 --> 00:19:35,308 - huh! - uh-uh. No, clown! 478 00:19:35,342 --> 00:19:36,909 You're not getting My moon cake this year! 479 00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:41,248 [laughter] - ah. Uh. Ah. 480 00:19:41,281 --> 00:19:44,551 Uh. Ah. Eeh. Ooh. 481 00:19:47,887 --> 00:19:49,722 - look at him dance! 482 00:19:54,761 --> 00:19:59,399 - no! 483 00:19:59,432 --> 00:20:00,767 Ooh. 484 00:20:00,800 --> 00:20:03,370 [groaning] 485 00:20:03,403 --> 00:20:04,904 - [grunts] What's going on? 486 00:20:04,937 --> 00:20:06,773 - [groans] 487 00:20:06,806 --> 00:20:10,410 - I-- 488 00:20:10,443 --> 00:20:12,245 - what's happening to everyone? 489 00:20:12,279 --> 00:20:13,846 - [evil cackle] - [gasps] 490 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:16,416 - you...You-- 491 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:21,254 - yes, dear. Me. 492 00:20:21,288 --> 00:20:23,556 - how'd you all like My moon cakes? 493 00:20:23,590 --> 00:20:26,426 - ugh. 494 00:20:26,459 --> 00:20:28,295 - ew! That's disgusting. 495 00:20:28,328 --> 00:20:29,362 But it doesn't matter. 496 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:33,300 One bite is enough to destroy Your motor skills. 497 00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:34,934 [evil laugh] 498 00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:36,769 You banished me from the valley, 499 00:20:36,803 --> 00:20:39,406 But now I get my revenge! 500 00:20:39,439 --> 00:20:42,342 - hey! 501 00:20:42,375 --> 00:20:43,610 - by the way, 502 00:20:43,643 --> 00:20:46,479 You look ridiculous In that costume! 503 00:20:46,513 --> 00:20:48,281 [laughs] 504 00:20:48,315 --> 00:20:50,550 - huh! Oh! Ooh! 505 00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:53,886 Whoa! Ah. 506 00:20:53,920 --> 00:20:54,887 Uh! 507 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:57,824 Ooh! 508 00:20:57,857 --> 00:21:00,393 - [laughs] 509 00:21:00,427 --> 00:21:03,830 - [groans] 510 00:21:03,863 --> 00:21:07,600 So dizzy...I-- 511 00:21:07,634 --> 00:21:12,439 [dizzy noises] 512 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:16,008 Aim over there, 513 00:21:16,042 --> 00:21:17,076 Hit over here. 514 00:21:17,109 --> 00:21:18,978 - oh! 515 00:21:19,011 --> 00:21:20,079 - wh-- 516 00:21:20,112 --> 00:21:26,018 [fighting noises] 517 00:21:35,027 --> 00:21:36,629 [groans] 518 00:21:36,663 --> 00:21:39,466 You--you can fight me? 519 00:21:39,499 --> 00:21:41,701 How? 520 00:21:41,734 --> 00:21:44,771 - it's called dizzy kung fu. 521 00:21:44,804 --> 00:21:47,540 Made it up myself. 522 00:21:47,574 --> 00:21:48,841 - po! 523 00:21:48,875 --> 00:21:54,881 - dad! 524 00:21:54,914 --> 00:21:57,384 I want you to be happy! 525 00:21:57,384 --> 00:21:59,519 - [growls] Ah! 526 00:21:59,552 --> 00:22:02,722 - and I want you to be The dragon warrior! 527 00:22:02,755 --> 00:22:04,424 - huh? 528 00:22:04,457 --> 00:22:10,029 [fighting noises] 529 00:22:17,537 --> 00:22:19,138 - whoa! 530 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:24,411 [groans] 531 00:22:24,411 --> 00:22:28,415 - scorpion, you're a villainous, Evil, criminal mastermind, 532 00:22:28,448 --> 00:22:30,983 And I think we should see Other people. 533 00:22:31,017 --> 00:22:33,720 - [groans] 534 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:40,927 - see, what's more fun than Spending time together, po? 535 00:22:40,960 --> 00:22:44,531 Making 2,700 antidote-filled Noodles. 536 00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:45,698 Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. 537 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:48,435 And with a brand-new spatula! 538 00:22:48,468 --> 00:22:50,169 - this is great, dad. 539 00:22:50,202 --> 00:22:51,237 And by the way, 540 00:22:51,270 --> 00:22:54,741 I think you have some Lady admirers over there. 541 00:22:54,774 --> 00:22:57,577 [giggling] 542 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,713 - this could be A very good dynasty. 34517

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