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- [grunting]
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- and now, dreamworks'
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Kung fu panda:
Legends of awesomeness.
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in a noodle shop
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* never seeking glory or fame
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* he climbed the mountaintop
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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[grunting]
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu
Saw the warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
Somethin' somethin' *
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* somethin' somethin' alive
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[grunting]
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- oh, there he is.
The master.
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He's coming!
Oh!
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- master shifu?
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- ah!
- master shifu?
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You okay up there?
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You seem a little...
Giddy.
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- ahem.
Po, that's ridiculous.
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I am not giddy.
How could I be?
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Everyone, master yao
Is about to arrive
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And this place is
Nowhere near perfect.
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Crane, why is there
A footprint on this step?
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- that's your footprint.
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- stop making excuses.
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The keeper of
The secrets of kung-fu
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Cannot enter on dirty stairs.
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Clean it.
[door squeaking]
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How come this door
Is squeaking?
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Why isn't this plant blooming?
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Master yao is being transported
From his meditation tower
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To a new home,
And a stop over here is
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A once-in-a-lifetime
Opportunity.
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Nothing can go wrong.
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- what could go wrong
With a guy who never
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Leaves his box?
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-[laughing]
Oh, "Box."
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I don't get it.
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- when master yao travels,
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He stays in a box
The entire time
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To avoid
Any distractions.
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- a box.
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Like a box-box?
The entire time?
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- yes.
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- right.
Why is that, now?
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- master yao has
The greatest kung-fu mind
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This world has ever known.
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He was the only one
To ever unlock
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The mystery
Of the secret scroll.
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And he did it
At the age of five.
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At six, he invented pruning,
And became one of the few people
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That really understood
How an abacus worked.
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But with a great mind
Came great sacrifice.
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He spent a lifetime
Meditating alone
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With no contact
To the outside world
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And he became the keeper
Of the secrets of kung-fu.
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In his mind, master yao
Holds unimaginable knowledge,
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And the power of the universe.
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This is why he is under
Constant threat of kidnapping.
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Some would stop at nothing
To get the secrets
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In his brilliant,
Beautiful brain.
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This is why we must remain
Vigilant, alert, composed.
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[gong rings]
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He's here!
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- where shall we put
The master's box?
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- my room!
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Uh, that is to say,
The hall of heroes
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Seems an appropriate spot.
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I'll go with you
So I can properly greet--
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- after such a journey,
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I'm sure master yao
Would prefer to rest.
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- of course.
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And under no circumstances
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Are any of you to disturb
Master yao or his box.
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- even--
- especially you.
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[laughing]
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Why, yes.
We do work great together.
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[as yao]
Master shifu,
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I know
All the secrets of kung-fu,
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But it was you
Who taught me friendship.
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[as himself] And you've
Taught me something, too.
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[as yao]
Really? And what is that?
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- action figures?
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You're playing
With action figures?
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That...Is awesome!
Hang on, let me get mine.
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- no! These are not
Action figures.
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They're...Artifacts.
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I'm simply dusting them off.
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- this is an artifact?
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- yes, it's master yao
In his transportation box.
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It's extremely hard to find.
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- rookie move.
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Shouldn't have taken it
Out of the original packaging.
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- this is just the box
I play with.
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I also have a master yao
In a box
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In its original box
In the closet...In a box.
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- [laughing]
Boxes.
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Still don't get it.
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- panda, please.
- that's cool.
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I know how it is
To want to let loose,
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Break a few rules,
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And play with your
Action figures.
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- I do not play with--
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- I know, I know.
I get it.
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You get to hang
With a hero of yours.
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That's me, here, every day.
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Just keep embracing
Your inner po and let it be
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More on your outer area there.
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- [growling]
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[door opening]
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Uh, master yao?
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I-I brought you
Some bean cakes
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In case you're hungry.
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Sorry for bothering you.
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[box rattling]
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Did you say something?
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Because I could open the box.
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Right.
You're right.
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You're sure you're all right?
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Maybe I should open the box.
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You could've hit your head
In transit
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And no one would know,
And, uh--
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Well, let me put it this way:
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If you don't not want me
To not open it,
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Just say so.
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Very well, then.
As you wish.
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Master yao.
It's an honor.
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- master shifu.
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- ooh!
You know my name?
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- I know everything.
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- oh, master yao.
This is a dream come true.
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I can't tell you--
[gasping]
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What are you doing?
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- so fuzzy!
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Ahh!
Bean cakes!
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- yes.
I made them for you.
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- I've been locked away
For so long!
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So many things
To see and touch,
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And, ooh, look at that!
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Just feel this floor.
Oh, it's incredible!
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- oh, well, if you like that,
I have a throw rug
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In my room that--
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- look at that armor!
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Ah, that's cold!
Ah, that's hot!
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Ouch!
Oh, soft!
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Neat!
Tasty!
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[imitating gong]
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Whoo-hoo!
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Oh, I love this!
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- perhaps I shouldn't have
Disturbed you.
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- ah, look!
A door!
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- master!
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Ahh!
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No!
Master yao?
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Oh, no, no, no, no!
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[groans]
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- hello?
Hello?
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[groaning]
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[rustling]
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[door opens]
Is someone there?
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- master yao, I, uh--
Sorry.
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Shifu said I wasn't
To disturb you or your box.
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- I am shifu.
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- wow, that is wild.
You sound just like him.
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Can you yell "Panda"
All angry-like?
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- panda!
- you, sir, have a gift.
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- open the box.
It's me.
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- shifu!
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Oof!
- where is he? Where'd he go?
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- what happened?
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- I opened the box,
And he went crazy.
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He's gone.
I lost master yao.
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- you lost master yao?
You messed up.
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Shifu actually messed up!
- no, I didn't. I--
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- oh, yeah you did.
You messed up big time!
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- I did not mess up.
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- trust me, if anyone knows
About messing up, it's me,
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And what we got here
Is one doozy of a mess-up.
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- I--
[sighs]
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You're right.
I need help.
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But wait a minute.
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You do know
A lot about messing up.
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- kind of a hobby.
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- po, if anyone can help me--
I can't believe
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I'm saying this--
It's you.
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- oh?
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- po, I need your help.
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- shifu messes up
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And asks me for help
In the same day?
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- panda!
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- ahem,
'course I'll help you.
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Shifu and the dragon warrior
Together, solving crimes.
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[kung-fu noises]
Stopping bad guys.
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- we're not solving crimes.
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We're just looking
For master yao.
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- [knuckles cracking]
And now the student
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Becomes the master.
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- what do we do?
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- first, we panic.
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- gah!
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- check. Next?
Get a snack.
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Hmm.
Here.
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Third, tell no one.
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Try to fix it yourself
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Before anyone finds out
And calls you an idiot panda.
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- master shifu?
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- nothing!
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I need you all to guard
Master yao's box,
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Which he is in,
As is expected of him...To be.
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- [snaps fingers]
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- the keeper
Of the secrets of kung-fu
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Out there alone
And defenseless.
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- well, he's not
Totally defenseless.
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He's a kung-fu master.
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- of the mind,
Not the body.
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- bad news, temutai.
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We tracked master yao
Like you said,
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But now he rests
In the jade palace.
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- ah! Now we'll never get him!
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Shifu will never
Be stupid enough
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To let the master
Out of his sight.
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- [maniacal laughter]
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Woo-hoo!
Ah, woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
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- that's him!
Ha ha!
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We will capture master yao.
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Then all the secrets
Of kung-fu will be mine!
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- [maniacal laughter]
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- master yao!
- you'll crash!
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[magical chiming]
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- the clap of stillness.
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Both: cool!
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- I mean "Impressive."
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- [maniacal laughter]
That's wonderful!
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- master yao--
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- shifu and
The dragon warrior.
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- temutai and...
Unnamed thug.
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- ooh, introductions!
Wonderful!
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- [laughs]
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- get your hands off
This flawless specimen
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Of kung-fu perfection.
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- let the butt-kicking commence!
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- fine, but it is your butt
That will be kicked!
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[roaring]
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- [grunting]
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Where'd master yao go?
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- there!
- [laughs]
259
00:11:49,843 --> 00:11:51,945
Oh, look at those teeth.
260
00:11:51,979 --> 00:11:55,783
And that breath
Is magnificently awful.
261
00:11:55,816 --> 00:11:58,786
[coughs]
I love it!
262
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:04,792
Your apples are
More delicious
263
00:12:04,792 --> 00:12:08,896
Than anything I've tasted
In 65 years.
264
00:12:08,929 --> 00:12:10,931
Thank you. Mwah!
Thank you.
265
00:12:10,964 --> 00:12:12,800
Thank you. Mwah!
Thank you. Mwah! Mwah!
266
00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,201
Thank you!
Thank you!
267
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:15,903
Oh, thank you!
268
00:12:15,936 --> 00:12:18,806
- that's my wife!
269
00:12:18,806 --> 00:12:20,473
- ooh, he's so angry.
270
00:12:20,507 --> 00:12:22,843
- no! He doesn't...
[thud]
271
00:12:22,876 --> 00:12:24,812
Know what he's doing.
272
00:12:24,845 --> 00:12:26,313
Master yao!
273
00:12:26,346 --> 00:12:29,817
He could be anywhere!
274
00:12:36,356 --> 00:12:38,826
- then we'll draw him out.
275
00:12:38,826 --> 00:12:41,829
Rule number eight:
Sometimes the chaser
276
00:12:41,862 --> 00:12:44,431
Has to become
The chase-ee.
277
00:12:44,464 --> 00:12:47,500
- I...Have no
Response to that.
278
00:12:47,534 --> 00:12:48,969
- master yao's about
Experiencing
279
00:12:49,002 --> 00:12:50,303
Sights and sounds, right?
280
00:12:50,337 --> 00:12:53,306
Then that's just
What we're gonna give him.
281
00:12:53,340 --> 00:12:55,008
Hit it!
282
00:12:55,042 --> 00:12:58,011
[upbeat music]
283
00:12:58,045 --> 00:13:01,314
*
284
00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,415
- ooh!
285
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:05,352
- [vocalizing]
286
00:13:05,385 --> 00:13:06,954
Two, three.
287
00:13:06,987 --> 00:13:11,424
[vocalizing]
288
00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,994
* ahh
289
00:13:14,027 --> 00:13:15,896
- what is that
Wonderful music?
290
00:13:19,532 --> 00:13:22,135
- panda, stop this instant.
We're wasting time.
291
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,471
- wasting time
Like a fox.
292
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:25,505
Look who's here.
293
00:13:25,538 --> 00:13:30,911
- [giddy vocalizations]
294
00:13:33,313 --> 00:13:35,883
- master yao, thank goodness.
295
00:13:35,883 --> 00:13:38,385
Now please, we must
Get you back into your box.
296
00:13:38,418 --> 00:13:41,388
- oh, certainly.
Right after you dance.
297
00:13:41,421 --> 00:13:43,523
Dance, shifu, dance!
298
00:13:47,194 --> 00:13:51,531
- I--
299
00:13:51,564 --> 00:13:55,468
I'd...
300
00:13:55,502 --> 00:13:57,971
Rather not.
301
00:13:59,606 --> 00:14:02,209
- hm?
302
00:14:02,242 --> 00:14:06,046
[sighs]
What a huge disappointment.
303
00:14:10,183 --> 00:14:12,920
- I'm sorry, master yao.
It's just that--
304
00:14:12,953 --> 00:14:15,488
Master yao?
Master yao!
305
00:14:15,522 --> 00:14:17,490
- I'm going somewhere!
306
00:14:17,524 --> 00:14:19,927
- master yao, no!
307
00:14:19,927 --> 00:14:22,662
- come on, you're almost there.
No, just kidding.
308
00:14:22,695 --> 00:14:26,266
[laughs]
309
00:14:26,299 --> 00:14:29,069
- oof! Ow, legs!
310
00:14:29,102 --> 00:14:33,440
- [grunting]
311
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,508
- ow, back!
312
00:14:35,542 --> 00:14:38,411
- this is so dramatic.
I love it!
313
00:14:38,445 --> 00:14:39,947
- ow, fingers!
314
00:14:39,980 --> 00:14:43,250
[screams]
315
00:14:43,283 --> 00:14:45,452
[both screaming]
316
00:14:50,057 --> 00:14:53,026
[both screaming]
317
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:01,969
- looks like it's time
For checklist number two.
318
00:15:01,969 --> 00:15:03,971
- checklist number two?
319
00:15:03,971 --> 00:15:06,539
- yeah, for when you try
To fix the problem you caused,
320
00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:08,275
But wind up
Making it worse.
321
00:15:08,308 --> 00:15:10,377
First: blame someone else.
Second--
322
00:15:10,410 --> 00:15:11,979
- I blame you.
323
00:15:11,979 --> 00:15:14,414
- now you're getting
The hang of it.
324
00:15:14,447 --> 00:15:15,482
No?
325
00:15:15,515 --> 00:15:18,218
- no.
326
00:15:18,251 --> 00:15:19,452
[thud]
Oh!
327
00:15:19,486 --> 00:15:21,321
- [screams]
328
00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:26,326
Master shi--hey!
329
00:15:26,359 --> 00:15:27,427
- this is your fault!
330
00:15:27,460 --> 00:15:28,595
Thanks to you,
331
00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:30,563
Master yao
Is in grave danger.
332
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:34,101
- hey, I'm not the one
Who let yao out of the box.
333
00:15:34,134 --> 00:15:35,068
All I've tried to do
Is help,
334
00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,070
And you've been fighting me
The whole way.
335
00:15:37,104 --> 00:15:40,007
So do you want my help
Or not...Master?
336
00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,008
- no!
337
00:15:41,041 --> 00:15:42,109
- ah! Ooh!
338
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,011
- enough of this foolishness.
339
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:46,079
Now we go
With the shifu checklist.
340
00:15:46,113 --> 00:15:48,515
Number one: we follow
Those cart tracks
341
00:15:48,548 --> 00:15:51,051
And go get master yao.
342
00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,064
We'll break the area
Into a grid
343
00:16:04,097 --> 00:16:05,132
And search
Every square inch.
344
00:16:05,165 --> 00:16:08,768
- or we can just--
- I've had enough of your ideas.
345
00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,671
- fine, but--
Eh?
346
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,775
- tell me the
Secrets of kung-fu!
347
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:18,078
- ooh, your horns
Are so pointy.
348
00:16:18,111 --> 00:16:19,479
Can I touch them?
349
00:16:19,512 --> 00:16:21,181
- what have I done?
350
00:16:21,214 --> 00:16:23,283
- oh, relax.
Yao won't say anything.
351
00:16:23,316 --> 00:16:26,086
- if I tell you,
They won't be secrets.
352
00:16:26,119 --> 00:16:27,520
Where's the fun in that?
353
00:16:27,554 --> 00:16:28,621
- told ya.
354
00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,290
- very well.
355
00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,193
If I can't have the secrets,
Then no one will!
356
00:16:33,226 --> 00:16:35,195
You have till morning
To change your mind.
357
00:16:35,228 --> 00:16:37,464
Otherwise,
Your head goes bye-bye.
358
00:16:37,497 --> 00:16:41,168
[metallic clanging]
- neat!
359
00:16:44,404 --> 00:16:46,073
- just stay close
And...
360
00:16:46,106 --> 00:16:50,077
Don't do
What you normally do.
361
00:16:50,110 --> 00:16:52,179
Master yao,
With your permission,
362
00:16:52,212 --> 00:16:54,081
We'd like
To rescue you now.
363
00:16:54,081 --> 00:16:56,416
Master yao?
Master yao!
364
00:16:56,449 --> 00:16:59,319
- ah, fuzzy!
365
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,089
- any chance we can
Get this show on the road here?
366
00:17:02,122 --> 00:17:03,190
- what's the rush?
367
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:05,092
Can't you see
They're having a moment?
368
00:17:10,397 --> 00:17:12,699
- this way!
369
00:17:12,732 --> 00:17:14,601
- ha!
- ooh!
370
00:17:14,634 --> 00:17:17,337
- your feeble rescue attempt
Is foiled!
371
00:17:17,370 --> 00:17:21,241
- exciting.
372
00:17:21,274 --> 00:17:24,211
- I'm so sorry
About this, master.
373
00:17:24,244 --> 00:17:26,546
This is the worst day
Of my life.
374
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,416
- did you know
The hibiscus flower
375
00:17:29,449 --> 00:17:31,218
Only lasts
For one day?
376
00:17:31,251 --> 00:17:34,687
But that day
Is an amazingly beautiful day.
377
00:17:34,721 --> 00:17:38,458
Thanks to you,
Today was that day for me.
378
00:17:38,491 --> 00:17:41,161
Today I really lived.
379
00:17:41,194 --> 00:17:44,364
- and now you might
Really die.
380
00:17:44,397 --> 00:17:46,266
- now are you
Ready to talk?
381
00:17:46,299 --> 00:17:48,701
- of course.
Let's talk about these shackles.
382
00:17:48,735 --> 00:17:50,203
They're exquisite.
383
00:17:50,237 --> 00:17:52,172
- uh...
384
00:17:52,205 --> 00:17:53,173
- [angry snorting]
385
00:17:53,206 --> 00:17:55,608
I want the secrets
Of kung-fu!
386
00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:59,212
- and I want your outfit.
387
00:17:59,246 --> 00:18:00,280
- fine, then.
388
00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:02,415
You can take
The secrets with you...
389
00:18:02,449 --> 00:18:04,151
To the grave!
390
00:18:04,184 --> 00:18:09,189
Summon the executioner!
391
00:18:09,222 --> 00:18:12,759
- [gulps]
392
00:18:12,792 --> 00:18:15,262
- panda, we have
To do something.
393
00:18:15,295 --> 00:18:18,331
- oh, you're asking me
For advice.
394
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:20,267
- I-I'm sorry, po.
395
00:18:20,300 --> 00:18:22,335
I shouldn't have yelled
At you before.
396
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,338
- oh, it's okay.
I guess I wasn't much help.
397
00:18:25,372 --> 00:18:27,807
I was just trying to get you
To, you know, loosen up.
398
00:18:27,840 --> 00:18:30,177
- oh, this is sweet.
399
00:18:32,645 --> 00:18:33,680
- any last requests?
400
00:18:33,713 --> 00:18:35,748
Perhaps some tearful
Sniveling
401
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,517
Or pointless pleas
For your lives?
402
00:18:39,852 --> 00:18:42,489
- yes, I have
A last request.
403
00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:45,425
I'd like to...Dance.
404
00:18:45,458 --> 00:18:48,528
- I...Did not see that coming.
405
00:18:48,561 --> 00:18:50,263
- you ain't the only one.
406
00:18:50,297 --> 00:18:51,598
- please.
407
00:18:51,631 --> 00:18:54,234
I owe it to master yao,
And myself.
408
00:18:54,267 --> 00:18:58,305
- so instead of getting
The secrets of kung-fu,
409
00:18:58,338 --> 00:18:59,872
I get to watch you
Humiliate yourself
410
00:18:59,906 --> 00:19:01,508
Before your untimely demise?
411
00:19:01,541 --> 00:19:05,212
- something like that.
412
00:19:05,212 --> 00:19:09,349
- I'm in.
Make sure his wrists stay bound.
413
00:19:09,382 --> 00:19:11,618
- ha! Now we're getting
To the good part.
414
00:19:11,651 --> 00:19:13,253
- shifu!
415
00:19:13,286 --> 00:19:15,522
Kind of a funny time
To let loose, but yeah!
416
00:19:15,555 --> 00:19:17,357
Are...You sure about this?
417
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:18,491
- yes.
418
00:19:18,525 --> 00:19:20,560
All I need from you
Is some music.
419
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:21,761
- huh?
420
00:19:28,935 --> 00:19:32,372
- music!
421
00:19:32,405 --> 00:19:35,375
- [scatting]
422
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:43,416
*
423
00:20:15,315 --> 00:20:16,749
- I think that's enough.
424
00:20:16,783 --> 00:20:20,353
- wait, I'm just starting
To loosen up.
425
00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,326
- oh, I see what you did.
He's free!
426
00:20:28,828 --> 00:20:30,797
- [grunting]
427
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:36,369
- that was so dangerous.
Love it!
428
00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,405
- be right back.
Time for the big finish.
429
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,047
Pretty sweet idea.
430
00:20:48,080 --> 00:20:50,783
- just channeling
My inner po.
431
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:59,426
- [screaming]
432
00:20:59,459 --> 00:21:01,328
Congratulations.
433
00:21:01,328 --> 00:21:03,363
You've ruined dance
For me forever.
434
00:21:03,396 --> 00:21:05,398
Now...Summon
The reinforcements!
435
00:21:15,107 --> 00:21:16,476
- I don't suppose
You have something
436
00:21:16,509 --> 00:21:18,478
On your checklist for this.
437
00:21:18,511 --> 00:21:22,615
- blame crane.
438
00:21:22,649 --> 00:21:25,752
- well, well.
You're quite the dancer, fuzzy.
439
00:21:25,785 --> 00:21:29,389
Don't you feel better now?
440
00:21:29,422 --> 00:21:31,824
- yes, master.
I do.
441
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:38,831
[magical chiming]
442
00:21:49,075 --> 00:21:52,479
Master, how--
443
00:21:52,512 --> 00:21:55,382
- I did the eight-armed
Yangtze spleen punch
444
00:21:55,415 --> 00:21:56,983
With my mind.
445
00:21:57,016 --> 00:22:01,621
- whoa, cool!
But, uh...
446
00:22:01,654 --> 00:22:04,123
Couldn't you have done that,
You know, before?
447
00:22:04,156 --> 00:22:06,493
- and miss out
On all that fun?
448
00:22:12,699 --> 00:22:16,669
- so...I guess
This is good-bye.
449
00:22:16,703 --> 00:22:22,008
- thank you both
For such an exhilarating day.
450
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:25,512
Oh, and fuzzy,
Remember the hibiscus.
451
00:22:25,545 --> 00:22:29,816
Live each day as if
It were your only one to live.
452
00:22:29,849 --> 00:22:32,051
- I will, master.
I promise.
453
00:22:32,084 --> 00:22:35,021
- good.
I'm very proud of you.
454
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:39,426
Back to meditating.
I love it!
455
00:22:39,426 --> 00:22:43,062
- [sniffling]
What?
456
00:22:43,095 --> 00:22:44,531
It was touching.
457
00:22:44,564 --> 00:22:47,166
- I think it would be best
458
00:22:47,199 --> 00:22:49,936
If we kept
This entire incident quiet.
459
00:22:49,969 --> 00:22:52,439
- sure, as long as you
Let me play
460
00:22:52,439 --> 00:22:56,443
With your yao action figure
In authentic traveling box.
461
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:58,978
- I have no idea
What you're talking about.
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