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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,002 --> 00:00:03,404 [grunting] 2 00:00:04,505 --> 00:00:06,240 Male announcer: And now... 3 00:00:11,745 --> 00:00:14,682 * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda. * 4 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:18,052 [scatting] 5 00:00:18,086 --> 00:00:19,820 * raised In a noodle shop * 6 00:00:19,853 --> 00:00:21,522 * never seeking Glory or fame * 7 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:22,823 * he climbed The mountain top * 8 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,193 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 9 00:00:25,226 --> 00:00:26,360 Ooh! Ah! Ya! 10 00:00:26,394 --> 00:00:28,096 * kung fu panda 11 00:00:28,129 --> 00:00:31,132 [scatting] 12 00:00:31,165 --> 00:00:34,602 * master chief who saw The warrior blossom * 13 00:00:34,635 --> 00:00:37,771 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 14 00:00:37,805 --> 00:00:39,407 * kung fu panda 15 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,276 [scatting] 16 00:00:42,310 --> 00:00:45,079 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 17 00:00:45,113 --> 00:00:46,080 * with the furious five 18 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:47,615 * protect the valley, Something something * 19 00:00:47,648 --> 00:00:49,517 * something something Something alive * 20 00:00:49,550 --> 00:00:50,851 Ooh! Ah! Oh! 21 00:00:50,884 --> 00:00:54,155 * kung fu panda 22 00:00:54,188 --> 00:00:57,125 * legends of awesomeness Sweet. 23 00:01:13,474 --> 00:01:14,575 - that's it. 24 00:01:14,608 --> 00:01:16,544 Only by achieving Inner peace 25 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:19,280 Can a true kung fu master Unfold... 26 00:01:19,313 --> 00:01:21,749 Like a lotus flower. 27 00:01:21,782 --> 00:01:23,584 - [roars] 28 00:01:23,617 --> 00:01:25,486 Is that all you got? 29 00:01:25,519 --> 00:01:28,489 [grunting] 30 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:32,160 - calm, peaceful, relaxed-- 31 00:01:32,160 --> 00:01:34,828 [gasps] Where's po? 32 00:01:36,197 --> 00:01:37,831 - it's going to take More than that 33 00:01:37,865 --> 00:01:39,600 To defeat the dragon warrior. 34 00:01:39,633 --> 00:01:42,170 Shaka-booey! Kee-ya! 35 00:01:42,203 --> 00:01:44,305 - everyone, get ready. 36 00:01:44,338 --> 00:01:45,673 [po grunts] 37 00:01:47,475 --> 00:01:50,278 - [grunting] Come on. [thud] 38 00:01:50,311 --> 00:01:51,312 Come on, you-- 39 00:01:51,345 --> 00:01:53,747 Just...Want... To take...A nap. 40 00:01:53,781 --> 00:01:56,750 Take that, Hammock. 41 00:01:56,784 --> 00:01:59,187 Oh, hey, guys. [chuckles] 42 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:01,455 How goes the meditating? 43 00:02:01,489 --> 00:02:03,757 - it was fine Until we rushed 44 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:06,594 To save you From your attacker. 45 00:02:06,627 --> 00:02:08,329 - huh? Oh, yeah. 46 00:02:08,362 --> 00:02:09,830 Sweet hammock, huh? 47 00:02:11,265 --> 00:02:13,267 [fabric strains] Whoa! 48 00:02:13,301 --> 00:02:14,602 [screams] 49 00:02:14,635 --> 00:02:16,204 Ooh! [guffaws] 50 00:02:16,204 --> 00:02:17,605 Oh, uh... There we go. 51 00:02:17,638 --> 00:02:20,208 See? Uh...Guys? 52 00:02:20,241 --> 00:02:22,543 [grunting] 53 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,312 - ooh. 54 00:02:24,345 --> 00:02:25,546 - master shifu, 55 00:02:25,579 --> 00:02:27,215 Can we postpone meditation 56 00:02:27,215 --> 00:02:28,382 And head Into the training hall? 57 00:02:28,416 --> 00:02:31,619 Suddenly I'm in the mood To hit something. 58 00:02:31,652 --> 00:02:34,855 - someone needs to work On her inner peace... 59 00:02:34,888 --> 00:02:37,691 And outer hostility. 60 00:02:37,725 --> 00:02:39,693 - since you Skipped meditation, 61 00:02:39,727 --> 00:02:41,962 Will you be joining us In the training hall? 62 00:02:41,995 --> 00:02:43,364 - yeah... 63 00:02:43,397 --> 00:02:45,833 I kind of pulled My gluttonous maximus 64 00:02:45,866 --> 00:02:47,235 Wrestling With the hammock here, 65 00:02:47,268 --> 00:02:49,803 So, uh--think I'll just chill A little. 66 00:02:49,837 --> 00:02:51,572 - po, napping is not 67 00:02:51,605 --> 00:02:53,841 What being the dragon warrior Is about. 68 00:02:53,874 --> 00:02:55,343 - are you sure? I mean, 69 00:02:55,376 --> 00:02:57,245 Let's talk about this After my nap. 70 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:58,246 I mean, I'll still be The dragon warrior 71 00:02:58,279 --> 00:02:59,847 When I wake up, right? 72 00:02:59,880 --> 00:03:03,284 It's not like I'll suddenly Be unchosen by the universe. 73 00:03:03,317 --> 00:03:06,254 [snoring] 74 00:03:09,390 --> 00:03:12,593 - your tea, master shifu. 75 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:13,861 Something the matter? 76 00:03:13,894 --> 00:03:15,663 - [sighs] It's the panda. 77 00:03:15,696 --> 00:03:17,698 He seems to have Forgotten what it means 78 00:03:17,731 --> 00:03:19,533 To be the dragon warrior. 79 00:03:19,567 --> 00:03:22,336 I need to find a way To shake him from his... 80 00:03:22,370 --> 00:03:23,937 Complacency. 81 00:03:23,971 --> 00:03:25,506 - [chuckles] Good luck. 82 00:03:25,539 --> 00:03:27,375 [tray crashes] - it's just that-- 83 00:03:27,408 --> 00:03:29,410 Well, even if he... 84 00:03:29,443 --> 00:03:31,279 Doesn't do his meditating Or his training, 85 00:03:31,312 --> 00:03:33,281 Or, well, anything, 86 00:03:33,314 --> 00:03:35,283 He's still the dragon warrior. 87 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,718 - [sighs] You're right, zeng. 88 00:03:37,751 --> 00:03:39,553 Unless-- 89 00:03:39,587 --> 00:03:41,422 [gasps] Zeng. 90 00:03:41,455 --> 00:03:44,325 I have an important message For you to take to the village. 91 00:03:44,358 --> 00:03:46,294 - you want us to go Spend the day 92 00:03:46,327 --> 00:03:47,928 At the xiu xhan hot springs? 93 00:03:47,961 --> 00:03:50,398 - yes. You've all Been training very hard 94 00:03:50,431 --> 00:03:52,566 And deserve a day Of relaxation. 95 00:03:52,600 --> 00:03:53,934 - what does that mean? 96 00:03:53,967 --> 00:03:56,304 - it's just that I appreciate-- - no. 97 00:03:56,304 --> 00:03:58,439 What does "Relaxation" mean? 98 00:03:58,472 --> 00:04:00,441 - I'll explain it to you On the way. 99 00:04:00,474 --> 00:04:01,609 - what about po? 100 00:04:01,642 --> 00:04:02,943 - he's not going. 101 00:04:02,976 --> 00:04:04,745 - does he know that? 102 00:04:04,778 --> 00:04:06,547 - xiu xhan hot springs, 103 00:04:06,580 --> 00:04:08,048 I can already feel Your bubbles 104 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:09,717 Tickling my tushy. 105 00:04:09,750 --> 00:04:12,320 - you're staying here. 106 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:15,789 - oh, no! 107 00:04:15,823 --> 00:04:17,758 Aw, I really need a break. 108 00:04:17,791 --> 00:04:19,427 I was dreaming all night That I was awake. 109 00:04:19,460 --> 00:04:21,329 It was exhausting! 110 00:04:21,329 --> 00:04:22,996 - I have urgent Dragon warrior business 111 00:04:23,030 --> 00:04:24,332 For you to handle. 112 00:04:24,365 --> 00:04:26,734 - dragon warrior business? Sweet. 113 00:04:26,767 --> 00:04:28,636 What do we got? Roving bandits? 114 00:04:28,669 --> 00:04:29,737 A kidnapped princess? 115 00:04:29,770 --> 00:04:31,071 Undead vampire warriors 116 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:32,340 Feasting upon the living? 117 00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,347 - I need you to go To the village and get me... 118 00:04:39,347 --> 00:04:41,449 An apple. 119 00:04:41,482 --> 00:04:43,751 - an apple? - an apple. 120 00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,453 - an apple? - an apple. 121 00:04:45,486 --> 00:04:47,355 - an apple. - an apple. 122 00:04:47,355 --> 00:04:49,357 - an apple? - an apple. 123 00:04:49,357 --> 00:04:51,392 - I'm sorry, an apple? 124 00:04:51,425 --> 00:04:52,493 - an apple. 125 00:04:52,526 --> 00:04:53,694 - an apple? - an apple. 126 00:04:53,727 --> 00:04:55,496 - 'cause I could do more Than that. 127 00:04:55,529 --> 00:04:57,465 - I know. Just an apple will do. 128 00:04:57,498 --> 00:04:59,367 - seriously? - yes. 129 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:00,601 - really? - yes. 130 00:05:00,634 --> 00:05:02,370 - I mean, just, Like red? 131 00:05:02,370 --> 00:05:03,471 - any kind of apple Will do. 132 00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:04,972 - you mean, You just want me to go-- 133 00:05:05,005 --> 00:05:07,375 - and get an apple. - an apple. 134 00:05:10,544 --> 00:05:12,012 - get him an apple? 135 00:05:12,045 --> 00:05:14,582 - what's-- What's so important about that? 136 00:05:24,825 --> 00:05:26,394 - ayieee! 137 00:05:26,394 --> 00:05:28,962 - hey, what's going on Little guy? 138 00:05:28,996 --> 00:05:30,130 Had a bad day? 139 00:05:30,163 --> 00:05:31,499 [scurrying] 140 00:05:31,532 --> 00:05:32,733 Uh...Hey, muh lin. 141 00:05:32,766 --> 00:05:35,569 [slaps hand] I'll take one of the--ooh! 142 00:05:35,603 --> 00:05:38,739 [chuckles] Uh, butterfingers, huh? 143 00:05:38,772 --> 00:05:40,408 I just need one of those-- 144 00:05:40,441 --> 00:05:42,643 Huh? Ooh! 145 00:05:42,676 --> 00:05:44,678 Ooh! Ah! Ah! Ooh! Ooh! 146 00:05:44,712 --> 00:05:49,417 [grunting] 147 00:05:51,118 --> 00:05:52,686 Easy... Don't want to hurt you. 148 00:05:52,720 --> 00:05:54,755 Just...Calm down and... 149 00:05:54,788 --> 00:05:56,424 [crashes] 150 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:01,028 I'll, uh-- I'll just get one down the-- 151 00:06:01,061 --> 00:06:02,463 Down the street. 152 00:06:02,496 --> 00:06:05,533 [splashes] And, uh--oh! 153 00:06:05,566 --> 00:06:08,001 Oh, sorry! Sorry. 154 00:06:08,035 --> 00:06:09,437 [grunts] 155 00:06:14,475 --> 00:06:17,110 Uh, missed a spot. 156 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:18,879 What's gotten into... 157 00:06:18,912 --> 00:06:21,515 Everybody? 158 00:06:21,549 --> 00:06:23,083 Okay. 159 00:06:23,116 --> 00:06:24,585 Good to see you all. 160 00:06:24,618 --> 00:06:25,786 Something a little... 161 00:06:25,819 --> 00:06:29,457 Weird seems to be Going on here. 162 00:06:29,490 --> 00:06:31,659 And, uh, not sure, Uh--yeah. 163 00:06:35,796 --> 00:06:39,099 Okay. 164 00:06:39,132 --> 00:06:41,602 Oh! 165 00:06:41,635 --> 00:06:44,104 [snickers] 166 00:06:44,137 --> 00:06:46,474 [screams] 167 00:06:46,474 --> 00:06:48,509 - po! Over here! 168 00:06:49,643 --> 00:06:52,513 - [grunting] Well, 169 00:06:52,546 --> 00:06:54,615 Thanks, fang. I-- - hi-yah! 170 00:06:54,648 --> 00:06:57,751 [grunting] - ow! Quit it. 171 00:06:57,785 --> 00:06:59,620 [giggles] Hey, that tickles. 172 00:06:59,653 --> 00:07:01,555 Ow! That doesn't! Ow! Don't! 173 00:07:01,589 --> 00:07:04,592 - I'm still waiting For my apple, panda. 174 00:07:04,625 --> 00:07:06,494 - master shifu. Uh, 175 00:07:06,527 --> 00:07:07,495 I'm having that nightmare 176 00:07:07,495 --> 00:07:09,763 Where everyone attacks me While I'm naked. 177 00:07:09,797 --> 00:07:11,965 - po, You're wearing pants. 178 00:07:11,999 --> 00:07:14,101 - should I take these Off then, or-- 179 00:07:14,134 --> 00:07:16,637 - no! You're awake, panda. 180 00:07:16,670 --> 00:07:18,672 - I forgot to tell you That today 181 00:07:18,706 --> 00:07:21,108 Is dragon warrior Challenge day. 182 00:07:21,141 --> 00:07:23,143 - dragon warrior Challenge day? 183 00:07:23,176 --> 00:07:26,079 Does this have anything to do With me not getting your apple? 184 00:07:26,113 --> 00:07:27,615 - forget the apple. 185 00:07:27,648 --> 00:07:29,783 I was going through The old texts, 186 00:07:29,817 --> 00:07:32,119 And discovered That on the hundredth day 187 00:07:32,152 --> 00:07:33,621 Of being dragon warrior, 188 00:07:33,654 --> 00:07:35,789 Anyone can challenge you. 189 00:07:35,823 --> 00:07:37,024 Listen carefully. 190 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:39,627 If you are defeated Before sunset, 191 00:07:39,660 --> 00:07:41,662 The victor Takes your title. 192 00:07:41,695 --> 00:07:43,631 - good. I've been--wait! 193 00:07:43,664 --> 00:07:44,532 What? 194 00:07:44,532 --> 00:07:46,667 I could lose my Dragon-warriorshipdom? 195 00:07:46,700 --> 00:07:48,168 That's terrible. 196 00:07:48,201 --> 00:07:50,538 - and you're not up To the challenge? 197 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,872 - what? What, me? 198 00:07:51,905 --> 00:07:53,173 No, no. I'm up to it. 199 00:07:53,206 --> 00:07:55,543 It's just, you know, Today is... 200 00:07:57,711 --> 00:07:59,547 [gasps] 201 00:08:01,915 --> 00:08:03,116 I--I'm doing it. 202 00:08:03,150 --> 00:08:05,786 I just got to, you know, Psych myself up. 203 00:08:05,819 --> 00:08:07,154 All right. 204 00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,989 How do you like me now, Apple-cart duck? 205 00:08:09,022 --> 00:08:11,559 Didn't see that coming, did you, Ling the shoemaker? 206 00:08:11,559 --> 00:08:13,727 Bring it! Yah! 207 00:08:13,761 --> 00:08:15,195 [crashes, crowd screams] 208 00:08:15,228 --> 00:08:18,065 - he doesn't seem so complacent Anymore, huh, zeng? 209 00:08:18,098 --> 00:08:21,569 - no, sir. But, uh... - yes, zeng? 210 00:08:21,569 --> 00:08:23,203 - it's just that, uh, 211 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,672 It's a lie. 212 00:08:24,705 --> 00:08:26,206 - it's a lesson. 213 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,008 This is just the thing To make him 214 00:08:28,041 --> 00:08:30,043 Take being dragon warrior Seriously. 215 00:08:30,077 --> 00:08:32,045 And keep his pants on. 216 00:08:33,647 --> 00:08:34,582 Relax, zeng. 217 00:08:34,615 --> 00:08:36,717 With the furious five gone, 218 00:08:36,750 --> 00:08:37,985 There is no one in the village 219 00:08:38,018 --> 00:08:40,187 Strong enough to beat po. 220 00:08:42,790 --> 00:08:46,594 - soon, po, you will know The revenge of my vengeance. 221 00:08:46,627 --> 00:08:48,929 Everyday I grow stronger 222 00:08:48,962 --> 00:08:52,933 While you grow softer, Like a soft and lazy pillow 223 00:08:52,966 --> 00:08:55,936 Stuffed with soft and lazy. 224 00:08:55,969 --> 00:08:57,070 [door slams] One day-- 225 00:08:57,104 --> 00:08:58,939 - give it a rest already, Hundun. 226 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,741 Every day the same thing-- 227 00:09:00,774 --> 00:09:01,742 Po this, po that. 228 00:09:01,775 --> 00:09:03,611 Blah, blah, blah, po. 229 00:09:03,611 --> 00:09:05,245 - but I thought You were interested. 230 00:09:05,278 --> 00:09:07,781 - yeah, maybe The first hundred times. 231 00:09:07,815 --> 00:09:10,017 - finally. I got to get out Of here. 232 00:09:10,050 --> 00:09:12,853 - old no-horn Talking your ear off again? 233 00:09:12,886 --> 00:09:14,922 Well, you're going To love this, hundun. 234 00:09:14,955 --> 00:09:18,626 Word is--anyone who can Defeat po before sundown, 235 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:21,662 Becomes the dragon warrior. 236 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:22,763 - too bad you're Locked up in here 237 00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,632 Carving fake horns, 238 00:09:24,665 --> 00:09:26,934 Instead of out there Fighting your sworn enemy. 239 00:09:26,967 --> 00:09:29,637 - yes. Too bad. 240 00:09:29,637 --> 00:09:32,372 Care to look At my latest horn? 241 00:09:32,405 --> 00:09:35,743 I've just finished it. 242 00:09:35,776 --> 00:09:38,078 - [sniffs] What's this made out of, huh? 243 00:09:38,111 --> 00:09:40,681 - you'd be surprised What you can scrounge up 244 00:09:40,714 --> 00:09:43,216 Around here With a little scrounging. 245 00:09:43,250 --> 00:09:45,653 - ew, what's that? 246 00:09:45,653 --> 00:09:46,854 [explosion] 247 00:09:49,823 --> 00:09:53,093 - beat the dragon warrior And take his title? 248 00:09:53,126 --> 00:09:55,696 I will crush him And pluck his title, 249 00:09:55,729 --> 00:09:59,066 Like I pluck a yam from a tree And squeeze its squishiness 250 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:02,169 The way one would squeeze A squishy yam of revenge! 251 00:10:02,202 --> 00:10:03,937 [menacing laugh] 252 00:10:03,971 --> 00:10:08,141 Ready or not, po, Here I come. 253 00:10:12,946 --> 00:10:14,982 - [grunting] 254 00:10:15,015 --> 00:10:17,651 Hi-yah! Huh? 255 00:10:17,685 --> 00:10:19,653 Where'd everybody go? 256 00:10:19,687 --> 00:10:21,254 - hello, po. 257 00:10:21,288 --> 00:10:22,790 - keeyah! 258 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:25,793 Oh-ho-hoo. Hey, mrs. Yoon. 259 00:10:25,826 --> 00:10:27,127 [sighs] 260 00:10:27,160 --> 00:10:28,796 Can I give you A hand with that? 261 00:10:28,829 --> 00:10:30,764 - oh, thank you, po. 262 00:10:30,798 --> 00:10:32,800 You're always Such a good boy. 263 00:10:32,833 --> 00:10:34,267 How are things? 264 00:10:34,301 --> 00:10:36,036 - [sighs] To be honest, This challenge day deal 265 00:10:36,069 --> 00:10:37,037 Has been-- - hiyah! 266 00:10:40,073 --> 00:10:42,710 [groans, Screams] 267 00:10:42,743 --> 00:10:45,813 - how often does An old woman like me 268 00:10:45,846 --> 00:10:47,815 Have a chance to become Dragon warrior? 269 00:10:47,848 --> 00:10:50,918 You under...Stand...Dear. 270 00:10:54,855 --> 00:10:57,891 - [sighs] You okay, mrs. Yoon? 271 00:10:57,925 --> 00:10:59,727 - oh, fine, dear. 272 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:03,296 Give my best To your father. 273 00:11:03,330 --> 00:11:05,899 - dad. Are you-- 274 00:11:12,439 --> 00:11:14,374 Dad! You too? 275 00:11:14,407 --> 00:11:16,744 - imagine all The business I'd get 276 00:11:16,777 --> 00:11:19,012 If I were dragon warrior. 277 00:11:19,046 --> 00:11:20,213 - but, dad, 278 00:11:20,247 --> 00:11:21,749 If you were dragon warrior You wouldn't 279 00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:23,383 Have time to--ooh! Run the noodle shop--ah!. 280 00:11:23,416 --> 00:11:25,018 You'd have to give it up. 281 00:11:25,052 --> 00:11:27,020 - give up the noodle shop? 282 00:11:27,054 --> 00:11:28,756 [guffaws] Never! 283 00:11:28,789 --> 00:11:31,324 Oh, we'll call it a draw. 284 00:11:31,358 --> 00:11:34,427 - ow! Ooh! 285 00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:36,764 [groans] 286 00:11:36,797 --> 00:11:39,399 This is a lot harder Than I thought it would be. 287 00:11:39,432 --> 00:11:41,902 [indistinct shouting] - get him! 288 00:11:41,935 --> 00:11:43,771 Here we go again! 289 00:11:46,273 --> 00:11:48,075 * 290 00:11:48,108 --> 00:11:49,142 Hwah! 291 00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:01,889 - that's what I'm talking about. 292 00:12:01,922 --> 00:12:03,791 - hiyee! - ooh! 293 00:12:03,824 --> 00:12:07,360 - po will never expect An attack from above. 294 00:12:07,394 --> 00:12:09,429 I'm going to be Dragon warrior. 295 00:12:14,101 --> 00:12:15,803 - uh, mr. Liu? 296 00:12:15,803 --> 00:12:19,439 That hammock you sold me Is a wee bit temperamental. 297 00:12:19,472 --> 00:12:21,074 - time for-- 298 00:12:21,108 --> 00:12:22,109 [screams] 299 00:12:22,142 --> 00:12:24,945 - huh? 300 00:12:24,978 --> 00:12:27,047 This is going to sting. 301 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:29,983 [groans] 302 00:12:35,989 --> 00:12:39,059 [groans] 303 00:12:39,092 --> 00:12:41,829 Everybody okay? 304 00:12:41,829 --> 00:12:44,497 I, uh--ow! Ah! 305 00:12:44,531 --> 00:12:45,966 Oh! My leg! 306 00:12:45,999 --> 00:12:48,836 Gonna...Need that. 307 00:12:50,137 --> 00:12:52,272 Oh. And that. 308 00:12:52,305 --> 00:12:55,843 Okay. It's going to be Tough to-- 309 00:12:55,843 --> 00:12:57,945 Fight you all With one leg. 310 00:12:57,978 --> 00:12:59,913 But-- - no more fighting. 311 00:12:59,947 --> 00:13:01,849 You saved the boy, And have proven once again 312 00:13:01,882 --> 00:13:05,452 The reason you are Our dragon warrior. 313 00:13:11,158 --> 00:13:13,593 - you mean Was your dragon warrior. 314 00:13:13,626 --> 00:13:14,928 - hundun! 315 00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:19,432 - you didn't think I'd miss out on a chance 316 00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,435 Like challenge day, Did you? 317 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,871 - [screams] 318 00:13:23,871 --> 00:13:25,873 - [sighs] - [grunts] 319 00:13:25,873 --> 00:13:28,441 - ow! 320 00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:30,143 Hundun! 321 00:13:30,177 --> 00:13:31,945 Do you really want to say You only beat me 322 00:13:31,979 --> 00:13:33,446 'cause I'm hurt And exhausted? 323 00:13:33,480 --> 00:13:35,015 - I'm good with that. 324 00:13:35,048 --> 00:13:36,449 - [grunting] 325 00:13:36,483 --> 00:13:39,887 - one second, I'm going to-- 326 00:13:39,887 --> 00:13:41,021 [all gasp] 327 00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,456 - ooh! Just got to... 328 00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,192 Catch my breath. 329 00:13:45,225 --> 00:13:46,593 Gotta-- 330 00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:53,500 - all hail me-- 331 00:13:53,533 --> 00:13:55,035 The new dragon warrior 332 00:13:55,068 --> 00:13:57,570 Of the valley of peace's Dragon warrior. 333 00:14:03,510 --> 00:14:05,545 [door squeaks] 334 00:14:05,578 --> 00:14:08,215 - did you enjoy challenge day, Dragon warrior? 335 00:14:08,248 --> 00:14:10,550 - more than you could imagine. 336 00:14:10,583 --> 00:14:11,351 - hundun! 337 00:14:11,384 --> 00:14:15,055 - bow to your new Dragon warrior. 338 00:14:15,088 --> 00:14:17,057 - you defeated po? 339 00:14:17,090 --> 00:14:18,391 - [snickers] 340 00:14:18,425 --> 00:14:20,060 - no matter. 341 00:14:20,093 --> 00:14:21,594 There is no challenge day. 342 00:14:21,628 --> 00:14:22,595 I made it up. 343 00:14:22,629 --> 00:14:25,933 You are no more dragon warrior Than zeng there. 344 00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:27,034 - what? 345 00:14:27,067 --> 00:14:30,938 - I coulda, If I wanted. 346 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:33,974 - stupid, stupid, stupid! 347 00:14:34,007 --> 00:14:35,242 Why do I keep thinking 348 00:14:35,275 --> 00:14:37,945 Good things Can happen to me? 349 00:14:37,945 --> 00:14:41,114 A stupid rhino with no horn 350 00:14:41,148 --> 00:14:44,251 And dry, cracked feet, Like cracked-- 351 00:14:44,284 --> 00:14:45,585 Wait a minute. 352 00:14:45,618 --> 00:14:47,020 If no one else knows That you made it up, 353 00:14:47,054 --> 00:14:48,021 And they don't find out, 354 00:14:48,055 --> 00:14:50,057 Then the lie will actually work As truthfully 355 00:14:50,090 --> 00:14:52,125 As if it were actually The truthful truth! 356 00:14:55,095 --> 00:14:57,397 If everyone believes I'm dragon warrior, 357 00:14:57,430 --> 00:15:00,667 And you're the only one That can tell them different... 358 00:15:02,602 --> 00:15:03,971 [groans] 359 00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,981 - you'll have to do better Than that, hundun. 360 00:15:13,981 --> 00:15:15,983 - fine. How about this? 361 00:15:17,684 --> 00:15:20,988 - [groans] 362 00:15:30,130 --> 00:15:31,064 [lock clicks] 363 00:15:31,098 --> 00:15:33,433 - I am The dragon warrior! 364 00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:40,640 - on that fateful challenge day 365 00:15:40,673 --> 00:15:43,110 Hundun was victorious. 366 00:15:43,143 --> 00:15:45,578 - I am the dragon warrior! 367 00:15:45,612 --> 00:15:47,080 [maniacal laugh] 368 00:15:47,114 --> 00:15:48,415 - and so ended the reign 369 00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,118 Of the once proud Dragon warrior. 370 00:15:51,151 --> 00:15:52,519 He lived out his days 371 00:15:52,552 --> 00:15:54,587 As a decidedly Un-awesome waiter 372 00:15:54,621 --> 00:15:57,024 At his father's Noodle shop. 373 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:58,691 Without a skosh Of bodacity, 374 00:15:58,725 --> 00:16:04,331 He ended up on the streets-- Alone, pitied, and unloved. 375 00:16:04,364 --> 00:16:08,535 Then, when things were At their darkest... 376 00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:11,138 All his hair fell out. 377 00:16:11,171 --> 00:16:14,041 - okay, okay! Enough already. 378 00:16:14,074 --> 00:16:16,176 It's only been 20 minutes. 379 00:16:16,209 --> 00:16:18,345 You're so overdramatic. 380 00:16:18,378 --> 00:16:19,712 - I failed, dad. 381 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:22,715 I was the dragon warrior, And I lost it. 382 00:16:22,749 --> 00:16:24,184 Who does that? 383 00:16:24,217 --> 00:16:26,286 [softly] Me. 384 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:29,222 - but, po, It's not your fault 385 00:16:29,256 --> 00:16:31,158 You lost to hundun. 386 00:16:31,191 --> 00:16:33,093 A chimney fell on you. 387 00:16:33,126 --> 00:16:35,562 Everyone knows Chimneys are evil, 388 00:16:35,595 --> 00:16:37,497 And not to be trusted. 389 00:16:37,530 --> 00:16:39,532 I'm watching you! 390 00:16:39,566 --> 00:16:42,069 - it's not The chimney's fault, dad. 391 00:16:42,069 --> 00:16:43,170 - that's what the chimney 392 00:16:43,203 --> 00:16:44,504 Wants you to think. 393 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:45,572 [distant crash, Crowd screams] 394 00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,639 - look out, it's him! 395 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:49,076 - out of my way! 396 00:16:49,076 --> 00:16:50,510 You! You, there! 397 00:16:50,543 --> 00:16:52,345 Yes, you. Don't look at me! 398 00:16:52,379 --> 00:16:56,183 You wretches have had it easy For far too long. 399 00:16:56,216 --> 00:16:58,085 [gong-stand crashes] 400 00:16:58,085 --> 00:16:59,519 From now on, You will give me 401 00:16:59,552 --> 00:17:00,820 A hundred Free apples a week. 402 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:03,156 - yes, Mr. Dragon warrior, 403 00:17:03,190 --> 00:17:05,325 Your excellency Highness. 404 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,427 - what have you got there, Old lady? 405 00:17:07,460 --> 00:17:11,131 - oh, uh, Just the steamed buns I sell 406 00:17:11,164 --> 00:17:14,167 To pay the rent On my humble mud hut. 407 00:17:14,201 --> 00:17:17,204 - [snarling] 408 00:17:17,237 --> 00:17:19,539 These are the dragon warrior's Steamed buns! 409 00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:20,773 Don't you get that? 410 00:17:20,807 --> 00:17:22,842 You own nothing! 411 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,277 This is my village! 412 00:17:24,311 --> 00:17:26,713 My apples! My buns! 413 00:17:26,746 --> 00:17:29,216 [maniacal laugh] 414 00:17:29,249 --> 00:17:30,583 - [groans] 415 00:17:30,617 --> 00:17:32,685 - son, what are you doing? 416 00:17:32,719 --> 00:17:34,354 Hundun is wrecking Our village. 417 00:17:34,387 --> 00:17:35,155 Help them. 418 00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:38,125 - what am I going To do, dad? Huh? 419 00:17:38,125 --> 00:17:40,393 He's the dragon warrior now. 420 00:17:40,427 --> 00:17:42,762 - oh, po. 421 00:17:42,795 --> 00:17:45,298 Well, the world needs Waiters too. 422 00:17:46,766 --> 00:17:48,301 - yaa! 423 00:17:48,335 --> 00:17:50,870 I'm going to defeat The dragon warrior. 424 00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,206 - uh, hate to Break it to you, fang, 425 00:17:53,240 --> 00:17:55,275 But you're a little late. 426 00:17:55,308 --> 00:17:56,709 - I don't want to fight you, 427 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:58,178 I want to fight hundun-- 428 00:17:58,211 --> 00:17:59,246 The dragon warrior! 429 00:17:59,279 --> 00:18:01,214 There's still time, 430 00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:02,615 The sun hasn't set. 431 00:18:02,649 --> 00:18:05,285 I got to hurry! 432 00:18:05,318 --> 00:18:07,287 - [gasps] I still have time, dad! 433 00:18:07,320 --> 00:18:09,156 I can still beat hundun. 434 00:18:09,189 --> 00:18:11,391 - I will tear you apart, You insolent bunny. 435 00:18:11,424 --> 00:18:13,493 - maybe not as much time As I thought. 436 00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:15,328 [crack] Oof! 437 00:18:15,362 --> 00:18:18,231 - [grunting] 438 00:18:19,332 --> 00:18:20,833 - uh-oh. 439 00:18:20,867 --> 00:18:22,335 [panting] 440 00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:24,504 - you dare treat The dragon warrior 441 00:18:24,537 --> 00:18:27,174 With such disrespectful Unrespecting? 442 00:18:27,174 --> 00:18:29,176 - you bet I do! [grunts] 443 00:18:29,209 --> 00:18:30,310 - ow! 444 00:18:30,343 --> 00:18:32,912 You're going to pay For that, boy. 445 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:34,747 After I crush you, 446 00:18:34,781 --> 00:18:37,650 I'm going to crush This whole sorry village. 447 00:18:37,684 --> 00:18:40,653 - you like picking on adorable Furry creatures, hundun? 448 00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:44,291 Well, I got your adorable, Furry creature right here. 449 00:18:52,399 --> 00:18:54,634 Now maybe You'll think twice before-- 450 00:18:54,667 --> 00:18:56,303 Whoa! 451 00:18:56,336 --> 00:18:58,871 - [bellowing] 452 00:18:59,972 --> 00:19:01,808 [grunts] 453 00:19:04,244 --> 00:19:06,313 You have no chance, po. 454 00:19:06,346 --> 00:19:08,781 You taught me Your kung fu secrets long ago. 455 00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:11,384 [grunts] 456 00:19:11,418 --> 00:19:12,819 - he-he-hey! 457 00:19:12,852 --> 00:19:14,387 That crutch was a gift! 458 00:19:14,421 --> 00:19:16,723 - since humiliating you Didn't work, 459 00:19:16,756 --> 00:19:19,226 We'll have to do this The old-fashioned way... 460 00:19:19,226 --> 00:19:21,228 Destroying you! 461 00:19:21,228 --> 00:19:23,430 [yells] 462 00:19:45,952 --> 00:19:47,254 - [screams] 463 00:19:49,889 --> 00:19:50,890 [groans] 464 00:19:50,923 --> 00:19:54,661 Can't...Hold out... Much longer. 465 00:19:54,694 --> 00:19:55,995 [grunts] - perfect. 466 00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:59,266 Now you can enjoy your Permanent nap of permanence, 467 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:01,334 Which is long And without ending-- 468 00:20:01,368 --> 00:20:04,371 Permanently. 469 00:20:04,404 --> 00:20:07,407 - [groans] 470 00:20:07,440 --> 00:20:09,008 No. 471 00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,378 This can't be happening. 472 00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:14,747 And I can't let it happen. 473 00:20:14,781 --> 00:20:16,716 I've had enough of this, Hundun. 474 00:20:16,749 --> 00:20:18,718 I hope you Won't be too sad 475 00:20:18,751 --> 00:20:21,588 About not being The dragon warrior anymore. 476 00:20:21,621 --> 00:20:22,889 [clacking] 477 00:20:22,922 --> 00:20:25,625 - too late-- The sun has set. 478 00:20:25,658 --> 00:20:27,427 - no it hasn't. 479 00:20:27,460 --> 00:20:28,628 - [grunts] 480 00:20:28,661 --> 00:20:32,265 - o...Kay, Now it's set. 481 00:20:32,299 --> 00:20:34,301 - I am now, And always will be, 482 00:20:34,334 --> 00:20:35,635 The dragon warrior! 483 00:20:35,668 --> 00:20:37,970 [maniacal laugh] 484 00:20:38,004 --> 00:20:40,540 - no! 485 00:20:40,573 --> 00:20:42,609 - what do you mean, "No"? 486 00:20:42,642 --> 00:20:44,877 You lost your title, Loser. 487 00:20:44,911 --> 00:20:47,947 - it's not about the title-- 488 00:20:47,980 --> 00:20:51,050 It's about what's right. 489 00:20:51,083 --> 00:20:52,985 - [growls] 490 00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:01,494 - mr. Liu. I need your hammock. 491 00:21:01,528 --> 00:21:03,363 - [growling] 492 00:21:11,638 --> 00:21:13,940 [groaning] 493 00:21:15,708 --> 00:21:16,809 [crowd cheering] 494 00:21:16,843 --> 00:21:19,346 - yi-hah! Whoo-hoo! Yes! 495 00:21:22,382 --> 00:21:24,651 Master shifu! 496 00:21:24,684 --> 00:21:27,387 - zebra bamboo, Fountain bamboo, 497 00:21:27,420 --> 00:21:29,822 Uh, giant bamboo, Arrow bamboo, 498 00:21:29,856 --> 00:21:31,358 [door creaks] Uh, incense bamboo, 499 00:21:31,358 --> 00:21:33,092 Uh, corduroy bamboo! 500 00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:34,494 [door creaks] Uh... 501 00:21:34,527 --> 00:21:36,996 - oh, po! You succeeded! 502 00:21:37,029 --> 00:21:39,098 Thank goodness. 503 00:21:39,131 --> 00:21:40,700 Turns out, Zeng knows 504 00:21:40,733 --> 00:21:43,370 All 1,200 varieties Of bamboo... 505 00:21:43,403 --> 00:21:44,737 Unfortunately. 506 00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:50,510 - no, master shifu, I failed. 507 00:21:50,543 --> 00:21:54,447 - the sun had already set Before I could beat hundun. 508 00:21:54,481 --> 00:21:55,682 I never should have taken 509 00:21:55,715 --> 00:21:57,517 Being dragon warrior For granted. 510 00:21:57,550 --> 00:21:59,719 It was a gift I was given, 511 00:21:59,752 --> 00:22:01,388 And I ruined it. 512 00:22:01,421 --> 00:22:02,655 - mmm. 513 00:22:02,689 --> 00:22:05,958 Well, you learned something Valuable from it. 514 00:22:05,992 --> 00:22:07,827 That's good-- Very good-- 515 00:22:07,860 --> 00:22:08,961 Excellent, even. 516 00:22:08,995 --> 00:22:11,898 It completely makes up For the fact that challenge day 517 00:22:11,931 --> 00:22:15,067 Was a teeny-weeny bit Made up. 518 00:22:15,101 --> 00:22:17,003 - I'm sorry, what? 519 00:22:17,036 --> 00:22:18,405 - I made it up. 520 00:22:18,405 --> 00:22:21,073 See you tomorrow. - wait. What? 521 00:22:21,107 --> 00:22:23,543 So... 522 00:22:23,576 --> 00:22:25,412 You lied to me? 523 00:22:25,412 --> 00:22:27,514 That's... 524 00:22:27,547 --> 00:22:30,417 Awesome! [chuckles] You're not perfect! 525 00:22:30,417 --> 00:22:33,453 - no, no. I'm still perfect. 526 00:22:33,486 --> 00:22:35,422 - [chuckling] Yeah, right. 527 00:22:37,089 --> 00:22:39,859 - [scoffs] That was supposed to be fun? 528 00:22:39,892 --> 00:22:41,828 - it was until You got us kicked out. 529 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,930 Did you really have To hit that guy? 530 00:22:43,963 --> 00:22:45,765 - hey, he attacked me With a weapon. 531 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,834 - it's called a "Towel." 532 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:49,469 - I'm beat. 533 00:22:49,502 --> 00:22:51,671 I bet po Is already fast asleep. 534 00:22:51,704 --> 00:22:54,173 - I don't think so. Look. 535 00:22:54,206 --> 00:22:57,877 - po training this late? 536 00:22:57,910 --> 00:23:00,447 Wonder what got into him. 537 00:23:00,447 --> 00:23:02,449 [both chuckling] 35091

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