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- [grunting]
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- and now...
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Dreamworks' kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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[scatting]
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* raised in a noodle shop
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* never seeking glory or fame
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* he climbed the mountaintop
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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* hoo! Ha! Ya!
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* master shifu
Saw the warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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[scatting]
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* he lives and he trains
And he fights *
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* with the furious five
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* protect the valley
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* something something
Something something *
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* alive
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* ooh! Ah! Unh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet!
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- [grunting]
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Wah!
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[grunting]
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Hwah!
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Wah-ya!
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Ow!
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- harder, po!
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- [grunts]
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Skid--oops.
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- a little too hard.
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Your compassion
And your aggression
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Must be balanced
To be a whole warrior.
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- it's not really fair.
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She's scary!
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[spooky chime]
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- nevertheless,
With croc bandits
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On the rampage, everyone must be
At the top of their game.
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- yeah.
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And I'm gonna go look
For 'em right now.
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In the kitchen.
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- we agreed if you didn't
Complete the entire course
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You had to clean the archives.
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Come with me.
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[startled]
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Perhaps we should
Rethink these designs.
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- cool!
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I gotta say,
As dumb chores go,
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This one's kind of
Awesome.
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Whoa!
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The ancient locking stocks
For the prisoner xie cho.
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[gasps]
And xie cho junior.
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[gasps]
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- careful, po.
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- I love it.
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Oh! Ah! Woohoo! Ow!
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[chuckling]
I had it all the way.
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- don't handle
The artifacts, po.
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Just gently dust them.
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- [gasps]
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I've heard of this.
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The mystical mirror
Of yin and yang.
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Cool!
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- that, you can handle.
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- really?
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- because it's a replica.
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The real one is safely
Locked away in that cabinet.
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- ooh!
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- don't touch it.
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[handle creaking]
Dust.
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The sooner you finish,
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The sooner
You can search for crocs.
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In the kitchen.
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- [humming]
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No! No!
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Don't touch it!
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Ooh!
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[mysterious sound]
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Wah!
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- po?
- nothing!
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[ominous music]
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[joints cracking]
- ahh...
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[spits]
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Mine! Mine! Mine, mine!
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Huh!
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"Po, clean that up."
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[laughs]
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No!
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[evil laugh]
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[door slams]
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- [slurping food rapidly]
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- a true warrior savors
Every bite of food,
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For it may be their last.
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- no way.
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I gotta eat what I can
Before po gets here.
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[all slurping rapidly]
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- [singing]
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Oh, hey guys.
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I just made you all
Woven grass slippers.
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- eh-eh, my food, po.
Keep your hands off.
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- oh, I'm not really hungry.
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[all gasp]
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I'll just go do
Everyone's dishes.
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- everybody, the crocs
Are attacking outside town.
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- let's go.
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- [gasps] Can I come, too?
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Or is this just
A you-guys thing?
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- po, come on!
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- thank you!
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[screaming, objects shattering]
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- stop! Please!
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My grandmother
Gave me that vase.
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- then tell her
To get you another one.
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Come on,
Let's get out of here before--
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- hey, everybody!
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Those vases look heavy.
Need some help?
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- hand it over, fung.
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- um, yeah, about that.
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[laughs]
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Huh!
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- what?
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You three stay here,
We'll go after the crocs.
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[dramatic music]
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*
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Po, you go after him,
And we'll stay with these two.
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- tigress!
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Your fur is very shiny today.
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Looks nice.
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- just go!
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[grunts]
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[grass rustling]
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What are you doing?
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He got away?
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We may still be able to get him.
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If you and monkey go that way--
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- no, no, it's okay.
I let him go.
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- I can go--
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What?
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Wait a minute,
You did what now?
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- what a nice guy.
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Are you mad?
You look mad.
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You are mad!
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[whimpering]
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Okay, okay.
I'm gonna stop.
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[inhales sharply]
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[whimpering continues]
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Okay. Okay.
I'm gonna stop.
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[clears throat]
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Fine now.
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- it's not just me, is it?
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Po's acting awfully weird.
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- let me loosen this.
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These ropes are totally gonna
Start chafing your backsides.
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- po!
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- [yelps]
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- did someone kick him
In the head?
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- no, but I might.
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[loud chewing]
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- there you are.
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Shifu wants to see us all
In the training hall.
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- ah, run home to your mother,
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You pencil-necked mama's boy.
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- okay, great,
So I'll just tell--
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Wait, what did you call me?
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- pencil...Necked...
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Mama's...Boy.
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[belches]
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- [singing]
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[both grunt]
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Hey, crane!
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- quit following me!
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Rude, insulting,
Poor excuse for a friend!
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- what?
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- [growls]
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[laughs]
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- po, just in time.
I need your help.
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Table eight.
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- ooh! These look delicious.
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[bowl shatters]
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- ah!
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You better believe it.
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Way too good for you,
Skunk breath.
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- don't you talk
To my wife that way.
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- I'll talk to her
Any way I want, rump nugget.
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[all gasp]
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- po, what are you doing
To my customers?
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- nothing compared to what your
So-called "Noodles"
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Are doing to them.
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[sniffs]
Whew!
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I have better noodles
Than these come out of my nose.
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I never wanted to work
In a noodle shop,
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Ever!
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- oh, po,
How could you say such things?
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- it's about time someone
Told you the truth, old man.
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Hah!
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[explosion]
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[laughs]
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- hi, dad.
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- [angry grunt]
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How could you
Treat me like this?
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- what?
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- you should
Be ashamed of yourself.
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- what?
What's going on?
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[frightened gasps]
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- you!
- wah!
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- that's for knocking over
My garbage, you scoundrel.
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- but I--
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- thanks for smashing my ladder,
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Miscreant!
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- creep!
- ow!
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Ow! Ooh ooh ooh ooh!
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Why does everyone hate me?
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I didn't do anything.
Whoa!
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- quit following me!
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- sorry.
Sorry, I--
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[both gasp]
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Both: who are you?
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I'm po, the dragon warrior.
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- you can't be me.
I'm me!
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Lovable, friendly,
Slightly chubby po.
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- no, I'm me.
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The bodaciously awesome
Dragon warrior
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Who does whatever he wants.
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- I'm me, the collector of all
Tchotchkes kung fu!
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- the defeater of foes!
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- the friend of the five!
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Both:
The guy who annoys shifu!
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- [gasps]
Oh, oh, oh, the mirror!
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The mystical mirror
Of yin and yang!
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It split me into two po's.
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Both: awesome.
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- [gasps] Shifu's gonna know
I disobeyed him.
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He'll be so mad.
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- I'm so sick of that!
Him and his stink eye.
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- he'll be all...Disappointed.
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- stop worrying about shifu!
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Both: oww!
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[grunting]
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- guess I gotta make sure
You don't get hurt, huh?
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- sweet!
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- look,
I can take care of shifu.
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We can work together, as long
As you do whatever I say.
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- uh, I'm not sure I--
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- and I'll steal you a cookie.
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- I'm in.
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And, uh,
What exactly is the plan?
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- the plan is:
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You stay down here forever,
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And I get to be
The one and only dragon warrior.
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- I, uh...
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- [evil laughter]
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I'm funny!
[laughs]
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- [nervous chuckle]
Okay, I'll, uh,
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I'll just wait here then.
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[grunting]
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- everyone has a dominant side.
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This exercise is meant to help
Strengthen your weaker side.
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- hey, good lookin'.
What's shakin'?
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- huh?
[growls]
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- [laughs]
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- you're late.
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Do you care to explain
Where you've been?
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- not really.
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Skoogally-moogally-doo.
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- punctuality
Is as vital a trait as any
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The dragon warrior possesses.
272
00:12:10,998 --> 00:12:11,965
It is a refelection of--
273
00:12:11,999 --> 00:12:13,233
- blah, blah, blah.
274
00:12:13,266 --> 00:12:15,969
Save the pithy nugget
Of wisdom, sheefster.
275
00:12:16,003 --> 00:12:18,071
Let's do some stuff.
276
00:12:18,105 --> 00:12:21,374
How about for being late
I'll take on monkey and crane
277
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,877
With both hands
Tied behind my back?
278
00:12:23,911 --> 00:12:25,178
- [annoyed grunt]
279
00:12:28,348 --> 00:12:31,084
Begin.
280
00:12:31,118 --> 00:12:32,085
[grunting]
281
00:12:32,119 --> 00:12:34,154
- this one's for my mom!
282
00:12:34,187 --> 00:12:37,124
[grunting]
283
00:12:40,260 --> 00:12:42,863
Whoa.
284
00:12:42,896 --> 00:12:45,866
[grunting]
285
00:12:45,899 --> 00:12:47,234
- [laughs]
286
00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,903
[grunting]
287
00:12:49,937 --> 00:12:51,338
[ropes straining]
- [grunts]
288
00:12:51,371 --> 00:12:53,140
[ropes break]
Ah!
289
00:12:53,173 --> 00:12:54,875
- po, enough!
290
00:12:57,911 --> 00:12:58,946
[crack]
- [faints]
291
00:12:58,979 --> 00:12:59,980
- hey!
292
00:13:02,850 --> 00:13:05,518
[grunting]
293
00:13:11,291 --> 00:13:13,326
- that all you got?
294
00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:15,996
I thought you were supposed
To be warriors.
295
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:17,965
- po!
This is unacceptable.
296
00:13:17,998 --> 00:13:19,432
- save it, bite-size.
297
00:13:19,466 --> 00:13:22,135
You're not the boss of me.
298
00:13:22,169 --> 00:13:24,004
I'm the dragon warrior.
299
00:13:24,037 --> 00:13:26,874
The universe chose me,
Not you.
300
00:13:26,874 --> 00:13:28,441
You losers call me
When you aren't afraid
301
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:32,545
Of a little fighting.
302
00:13:32,579 --> 00:13:35,048
- okay.
303
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:39,887
- something is wrong
With our dragon warrior.
304
00:13:39,920 --> 00:13:41,889
He seemed fine yesterday.
305
00:13:41,889 --> 00:13:45,893
Training session.
The archives.
306
00:13:45,893 --> 00:13:49,296
Oh wait, the mystical mirror
Of yin and yang!
307
00:13:49,329 --> 00:13:50,630
He's been divided!
308
00:13:50,663 --> 00:13:53,566
Po's evil half
Could be deadly.
309
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:56,937
- so true.
310
00:14:02,175 --> 00:14:03,911
- huh?
311
00:14:05,678 --> 00:14:07,915
- well it's about time
You woke up, sleepyhead.
312
00:14:07,915 --> 00:14:10,050
Oh, did I wake you?
Don't be mad.
313
00:14:10,083 --> 00:14:11,218
I'll talk quieter.
314
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:13,921
[whispering]
Inside voice.
315
00:14:13,954 --> 00:14:16,924
- the archives.
He's very clever.
316
00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:19,426
- oh, yeah! I'd never spent
Much time in here before.
317
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,061
Check out this
Awesome echo thing
318
00:14:21,094 --> 00:14:22,195
You can do with your voice.
319
00:14:22,229 --> 00:14:23,964
Hello! Hello!
320
00:14:23,997 --> 00:14:26,033
[echoes]
321
00:14:26,066 --> 00:14:29,402
How cool is that, huh?
322
00:14:29,436 --> 00:14:32,405
- po, do you understand
What's happening here?
323
00:14:32,439 --> 00:14:35,008
- um, the sound waves bounce
Off the walls
324
00:14:35,042 --> 00:14:35,976
And they come back to--
325
00:14:36,009 --> 00:14:38,078
- you gazed into the mirror
Of yin and yang
326
00:14:38,111 --> 00:14:41,081
And split yourself into good
And evil selves.
327
00:14:41,114 --> 00:14:43,183
- oh, that!
328
00:14:43,216 --> 00:14:44,384
Which am I?
329
00:14:44,417 --> 00:14:45,552
- you are the good po.
330
00:14:45,585 --> 00:14:48,188
Compassionate, innocent...
331
00:14:48,221 --> 00:14:50,557
A bit oversensitive.
332
00:14:50,590 --> 00:14:52,092
- [weepy]
That's not true.
333
00:14:52,125 --> 00:14:54,962
- but the evil po
Has none of those qualities
334
00:14:54,995 --> 00:14:58,031
And all of the dragon warrior's
Aggression and hostility.
335
00:14:58,065 --> 00:14:59,432
- that's nice too!
336
00:14:59,466 --> 00:15:00,968
- [sigh]
337
00:15:01,001 --> 00:15:02,235
- or no?
338
00:15:02,269 --> 00:15:04,972
- at sundown
This becomes permanent.
339
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:06,974
We'll be stuck with
An evil dragon warrior
340
00:15:07,007 --> 00:15:10,978
Whose powers
Are almost limitless.
341
00:15:10,978 --> 00:15:14,982
- [muffled] I can touch my nose
With my tongue!
342
00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:17,584
- I can't believe it,
I'm actually worried about po.
343
00:15:17,617 --> 00:15:20,553
- yeah, I'm worried about us.
344
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,622
- seven of tongzi to wong,
Possible inside straight.
345
00:15:22,655 --> 00:15:25,025
Gah-ri gets the north wind,
No help there.
346
00:15:25,058 --> 00:15:27,995
And the dragon warrior gets the
Five of bamboo, possible flush.
347
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:30,497
Action is still to fung
With a pair of seasons.
348
00:15:30,530 --> 00:15:32,665
- come on, lucky winter!
349
00:15:32,699 --> 00:15:35,035
- what is going on here?
350
00:15:35,068 --> 00:15:36,069
- 'sup, losers?
351
00:15:36,103 --> 00:15:37,404
We got room for one more,
352
00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:42,109
But I warn you,
That croc is a shark!
353
00:15:42,142 --> 00:15:44,011
- [laughs]
354
00:15:44,011 --> 00:15:44,811
- you can't be--
355
00:15:44,844 --> 00:15:48,315
- I can and will
Do anything I want.
356
00:15:48,348 --> 00:15:50,183
I'm the dragon warrior, honey.
357
00:15:50,217 --> 00:15:52,752
From now on, I call the shots.
358
00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:53,753
- [growls]
359
00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:55,622
[knuckles crack]
360
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,657
- you wanna
Do something about it?
361
00:15:57,690 --> 00:15:59,692
- uh, if that includes leaving,
362
00:15:59,726 --> 00:16:02,062
Yes.
363
00:16:02,095 --> 00:16:04,097
- [growls]
364
00:16:04,131 --> 00:16:06,633
- this isn't the time
Or the place.
365
00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:08,701
- you should listen
To mama's boy.
366
00:16:08,735 --> 00:16:09,669
[laughter]
367
00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:11,338
- hey.
368
00:16:11,371 --> 00:16:14,141
- and while you're at it,
Clear out your stuff.
369
00:16:14,174 --> 00:16:15,275
All of you!
370
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,177
Your services
Are no longer needed.
371
00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:19,379
The dragon warrior
Is taking over!
372
00:16:19,412 --> 00:16:23,050
And believe me, there's gonna
Be some change around here.
373
00:16:25,352 --> 00:16:27,720
- evil po is growing stronger
And more unstable
374
00:16:27,754 --> 00:16:29,156
With each passing minute.
375
00:16:29,189 --> 00:16:30,190
We must end this madness.
376
00:16:30,223 --> 00:16:31,724
[struggling]
377
00:16:31,758 --> 00:16:33,393
- isn't that gonna be hard,
Locked up like this
378
00:16:33,426 --> 00:16:36,229
And the key is way over there?
379
00:16:39,532 --> 00:16:43,336
- po, has that key
Been there all along?
380
00:16:43,370 --> 00:16:45,505
- uh, no, just since
The other me dropped it.
381
00:16:45,538 --> 00:16:47,074
- uh-huh.
382
00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:49,076
And do you see that you can
Reach it with your foot?
383
00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,543
- yeah?
384
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:54,214
Oh, I see what
You're getting at!
385
00:16:54,247 --> 00:16:56,549
But I totally promised
Other-me I'd stay here.
386
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,118
I really want me to like me.
387
00:16:58,151 --> 00:16:59,152
Do you think I like me?
388
00:16:59,186 --> 00:17:00,520
- po!
Will you just--
389
00:17:00,553 --> 00:17:02,089
[deep breath]
390
00:17:02,089 --> 00:17:04,424
[politely]
Yes, yes, he does like you.
391
00:17:04,457 --> 00:17:06,726
And that's why
He left us a way out.
392
00:17:06,759 --> 00:17:09,096
It's like a puzzle,
And you figured it out.
393
00:17:09,129 --> 00:17:10,563
Good boy!
394
00:17:13,866 --> 00:17:16,569
- yay me!
395
00:17:16,603 --> 00:17:18,271
All: yeah!
396
00:17:18,305 --> 00:17:20,207
- for too long, you bandits
Have been under shifu
397
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:23,710
And the furious five's
Oppressive thumb...S.
398
00:17:23,743 --> 00:17:25,578
All: yeah!
399
00:17:25,612 --> 00:17:28,715
- actually,
They don't all have thumbs.
400
00:17:28,748 --> 00:17:31,251
- you deserve better
Than that!
401
00:17:31,284 --> 00:17:35,555
And I--I deserve respect.
And I'll get it.
402
00:17:35,588 --> 00:17:40,127
Through fear and intimidation...
And something else.
403
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,263
- burning down the village!
404
00:17:43,296 --> 00:17:45,232
- yeah!
405
00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:47,234
Then they will worship me!
406
00:17:47,267 --> 00:17:48,435
All: yeah!
407
00:17:48,468 --> 00:17:50,137
- who's with me?
408
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:53,806
All: we are!
409
00:17:53,840 --> 00:17:55,542
- po's lost his mind!
410
00:17:55,575 --> 00:17:57,244
- where's master shifu?
411
00:17:57,277 --> 00:17:59,612
- I've looked all over
For him but I can't find him.
412
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,314
- we've got to stop po.
413
00:18:01,348 --> 00:18:02,749
- hey guys, there you are.
414
00:18:02,782 --> 00:18:04,717
Tigress, I was about
To clean your room.
415
00:18:04,751 --> 00:18:06,219
All: hwah!
416
00:18:06,253 --> 00:18:07,220
- uh-oh.
417
00:18:07,254 --> 00:18:08,621
[grunting]
418
00:18:08,655 --> 00:18:09,622
Nice...
419
00:18:09,656 --> 00:18:10,590
Move.
420
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:12,659
Ooh!
421
00:18:12,692 --> 00:18:14,294
Good form.
Oww! Ooh!
422
00:18:14,327 --> 00:18:15,795
[straining]
Good job, mantis.
423
00:18:15,828 --> 00:18:17,897
I--oof--found them--ah!
424
00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:19,499
- quiet!
[grunts]
425
00:18:19,532 --> 00:18:21,168
- ooh! I had that coming.
426
00:18:21,201 --> 00:18:22,269
- tigress, stop.
427
00:18:22,302 --> 00:18:24,171
This is not the dragon warrior
428
00:18:24,204 --> 00:18:26,206
Who has been causing
All the trouble.
429
00:18:26,239 --> 00:18:27,707
All of you, come with me.
430
00:18:35,882 --> 00:18:36,916
You too, po!
431
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:39,652
- yes!
432
00:18:39,686 --> 00:18:42,322
- [sighs]
433
00:18:44,957 --> 00:18:46,526
- and you think
This plan will work?
434
00:18:46,559 --> 00:18:48,495
- absolutely!
435
00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:50,330
What plan?
Sorry, missed it.
436
00:18:50,363 --> 00:18:51,631
P.S.
437
00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:53,500
Aren't crane's
Feathers amazing?
438
00:18:58,905 --> 00:19:00,707
- [sighs]
439
00:19:00,740 --> 00:19:03,443
If evil po sees his reflection
In the mirror of yin and yang,
440
00:19:03,476 --> 00:19:06,213
The two po's
Will instantly reunite.
441
00:19:06,246 --> 00:19:07,880
- we should be able
To get him to do that.
442
00:19:07,914 --> 00:19:09,816
You're sure he's
On his way here?
443
00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:11,484
- [outside]
Get outta the way!
444
00:19:11,518 --> 00:19:14,221
- pretty sure.
445
00:19:14,221 --> 00:19:16,223
- this is gonna be so great!
446
00:19:16,223 --> 00:19:17,890
[singing]
Ah!
447
00:19:20,593 --> 00:19:23,930
- [burps]
What to wear for po worship?
448
00:19:30,002 --> 00:19:30,970
- ha!
449
00:19:31,003 --> 00:19:32,539
- no you don't, sweets.
450
00:19:32,572 --> 00:19:35,842
I can guess what happens
If I look in that mirror again.
451
00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:37,377
- be careful!
If the mirror breaks,
452
00:19:37,410 --> 00:19:38,578
Evil po is here forever.
453
00:19:38,611 --> 00:19:39,579
- [softly]
Hi.
454
00:19:39,612 --> 00:19:43,716
- really? I like that!
455
00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:46,586
[grunting]
456
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:56,929
[slow-motion]
- oof!
457
00:19:56,963 --> 00:19:59,899
[grunting]
458
00:20:01,601 --> 00:20:03,736
[crunch]
459
00:20:03,770 --> 00:20:05,372
- ha!
460
00:20:05,405 --> 00:20:08,408
This po's got all of the moves,
And none of the sap!
461
00:20:08,441 --> 00:20:10,710
- and none
Of the friends, either!
462
00:20:10,743 --> 00:20:15,415
[grunting]
463
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:17,284
- ahh!
- oww!
464
00:20:17,317 --> 00:20:19,519
I'd know that fist anywhere.
465
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,455
Um, guys?
Careful, uh, if you want.
466
00:20:22,489 --> 00:20:25,292
Uh, when you hit him,
It hurts me!
467
00:20:25,325 --> 00:20:26,859
- well, lucky for you,
468
00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,429
We don't seem
To be landing many punches.
469
00:20:29,462 --> 00:20:31,030
- [gasps]
Wait a minute.
470
00:20:31,063 --> 00:20:33,600
If it hurts me
When he gets hit...
471
00:20:38,571 --> 00:20:40,273
Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
472
00:20:40,307 --> 00:20:42,375
- ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!
473
00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:47,580
- [grunts]
474
00:20:47,614 --> 00:20:49,816
Yeow!
475
00:20:49,849 --> 00:20:50,717
- ow! Ooh!
476
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:51,718
- [grunts]
477
00:20:51,751 --> 00:20:52,719
- [laughs]
478
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,920
Oh!
479
00:20:53,953 --> 00:20:54,887
- ow! Ooh! Ooh! Ow!
480
00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,325
[blows landing]
481
00:20:58,358 --> 00:21:01,328
[grunting]
482
00:21:04,797 --> 00:21:07,667
[objects crashing]
483
00:21:08,968 --> 00:21:10,503
[growls]
484
00:21:12,405 --> 00:21:13,440
- ahh!
485
00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,776
- crane, now!
486
00:21:16,809 --> 00:21:18,511
- mantis, go!
487
00:21:18,545 --> 00:21:23,015
[grunting]
488
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,016
- yah!
489
00:21:24,050 --> 00:21:27,520
[echoes]
490
00:21:33,860 --> 00:21:37,464
[laughs]
Nice try, feeble five,
491
00:21:37,497 --> 00:21:40,433
But this po does
What he wants to.
492
00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,603
- and this po does
What he needs to.
493
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:45,772
- but--it can't be!
I broke the--
494
00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:46,806
- replica!
495
00:21:46,839 --> 00:21:49,108
Later on, me.
496
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,977
- but--what--no!
497
00:21:51,010 --> 00:21:53,012
[grunting]
498
00:21:53,045 --> 00:21:57,417
No!
499
00:22:02,389 --> 00:22:05,392
[suspenseful music]
500
00:22:05,392 --> 00:22:12,699
*
501
00:22:12,732 --> 00:22:13,733
- that...
502
00:22:13,766 --> 00:22:14,801
Was...
503
00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,403
Awesome!
504
00:22:16,403 --> 00:22:17,704
[laughs]
505
00:22:17,737 --> 00:22:19,539
Let's eat!
506
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:21,408
[all sigh]
507
00:22:23,443 --> 00:22:28,415
[grunting]
508
00:22:29,416 --> 00:22:30,883
[sighs]
509
00:22:30,917 --> 00:22:32,018
It's kinda weird to think
510
00:22:32,051 --> 00:22:34,487
That I have
An evil side in me, shifu.
511
00:22:34,521 --> 00:22:37,156
- but you also
Have a good side, po.
512
00:22:37,189 --> 00:22:39,158
They cannot be separated.
513
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:41,494
This is why we try
To remain centered.
514
00:22:41,528 --> 00:22:43,863
It is the balance
That gives us strength
515
00:22:43,896 --> 00:22:47,667
And brings peace of mind.
516
00:22:47,700 --> 00:22:48,701
- [grunts]
Ahh!
517
00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,605
Very funny, shifu.
518
00:22:52,639 --> 00:22:55,074
- you'd rather go back
To the goat lady?
519
00:22:55,107 --> 00:22:56,443
[spooky chime]
520
00:22:56,443 --> 00:22:59,746
- [cowering]
Nah, I'm good.
521
00:22:59,779 --> 00:23:01,548
Ski-doosh!
Hwah!
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