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- wah ta! Hya!
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Hya ya!
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- and now dreamworks'
Kung fu panda:
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Legends of awesomeness.
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- hya ka-tai!
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda! *
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[imitates dramatic music]
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* raised in a noodle shop
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed
The mountain top *
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Hoo! Aah! Ya!
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* kung fu panda!
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[imitates dramatic music]
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* master shifu
Saw the warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome! *
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* kung fu panda
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[imitates dramatic music]
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* he lives
And he trains *
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* and he fights
With the furious five *
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* protect the valley
Somethin' somethin' *
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* somethin' somethin' alive
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Ooh! Ah! Unh!
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* kung fu
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* panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet.
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- [giggling]
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Doh!
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Dah!
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- what's that, monkey?
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- mantis, shh!
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Joy luck buzzer.
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[giggling] I'm going to zap
Tigress with it.
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- sure, 'cause...
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[shouting] How could that
Go wrong?
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- I know, right?
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Tigress, my most trusted
And loyal friend.
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- joy luck buzzer?
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- how did you know?
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- pfft! Come on, monkey.
What fool would fall for that?
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- hey, everybody.
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All: hey!
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- hey.
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- po, my most trusted
And loyal friend.
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- monkey!
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[screaming]
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Ooh!
- [giggling]
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- my most annoying friend.
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- oh, po,
You are so gullible.
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- you can't talk to the dragon
Warrior that way, right?
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Up high, good sir!
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- thanks, monkey.
[screaming]
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Ooh!
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- [giggling]
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Sorry.
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- ha, that's okay, monkey.
[screaming]
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[all laughing]
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- gullible.
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- fft! Gullible?
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I'm not gullible.
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They're gullible if they think
I'm gullible.
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Yeah!
So there!
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Whoa! Wah!
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Ugh.
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[groaning]
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Great.
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Uh, hello?
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Anybody hear me?
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Well played, hole.
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Well played.
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[humming]
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Sneak attack!
Ah!
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[groaning in pain]
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Ugh.
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[grunting]
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Oh, come on, you.
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I almost got it.
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[groans]
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Ooh! Oh, darn.
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Ahh!
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[grunts]
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Uh, hello?
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Anybody there?
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- grab ahold of the rope,
And I'll pull you out.
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- oh, just a little bit.
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[grunting]
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Just keep pulling.
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It's almost there.
Oh! I'm stuck on the ridge.
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- man, you are not small.
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- I prefer the term
Husky capable.
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Croc bandit!
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- dragon warrior.
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- hu! Hyah!
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[karate sounds]
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Whoa!
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- oh, guy,
What are you doing?
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Did I, like, punch you
In the face or something?
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No. I got you out of a hole.
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- yeah, so you could rob me,
Croc bandit.
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- why do people always--
[sigh]
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Look, I'm not just a bandit,
Okay?
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I'm also a son, a friend,
An amateur arsonist,
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And I have an herb garden
With, like, stuff in it.
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So whoa!
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- yeah, you did help me.
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Sorry.
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- ah, it's all right.
Forget about it.
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Hey, name's fung.
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And you're welcome,
Dragon warrior.
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- thanks, I owe you one.
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- trusted a croc bandit?
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- uh, yeah.
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I mean, I didn't have much
Of a choice.
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Although, I was this close
To outsmarting that hole.
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- if he showed up here,
I'd--[grunts]
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- ha! That's nothing.
I'd--[grunts]
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- what about you, po?
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- I'd...
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Answer the door.
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- brave.
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- [gasp]
Fung!
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- whoa.
You live here?
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Is your dad, like,
Rich or something?
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There must be, like,
100 bathrooms in here.
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I mean, that flooring,
That stuff's not cheap.
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It's like totally custom.
Look at that!
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- po, who's there?
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- fung, it's the furious five.
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If they find you,
You're dead meat.
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[grunts]
- hmm.
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- what are you doing here?
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- I need your help.
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- help you?
I can't do that.
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You're a bandit.
A bad guy.
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You know, steal things?
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Why in the world
Would I help you?
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- you owe me one.
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- but--
- hey, your words, guy.
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You owe me one.
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I mean, unless, like,
The dragon warrior's word
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Doesn't mean anything.
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- o...Kay.
What?
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- my brother was kidnapped
By jong sung jai kai chow.
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- sung jong jai kai chow?
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- jong sung jai kai chow.
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- sung jong jai kai chow?
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- jong sung--
- jai kai--
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- chow. Hmm.
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- if I don't rescue him soon,
He's a goner.
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- hmm.
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- it's true, guy.
You gotta believe me!
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See...My brother was taking
Some of his croclets
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On a hike in the southern region
Of the valley of peace.
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He's, like, totally
Into nature and junk.
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He must've accidentally strayed
Onto jong sung...
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- jai kai...
- chow's land because...
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Before you know it,
His bloodthirsty guards
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Konked him on the head...
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And dragged him off,
Never to return.
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Now do you believe me, guy?
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- maybe.
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Ugh. Why can't you ask your gang
To help you?
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- what? Gol.
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Come on, face it.
They're nitwits.
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I need help.
Professional help.
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I need dragon warrior help.
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- I don't know, fung.
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- I got nowhere else to go.
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My brother...
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Is lost and alone
And locked up.
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And...[cries]
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You have to trust me, po.
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I--my brother. He needs you.
Please!
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Will you help me...
Dragon warrior?
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- okay.
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- I can't thank you enough for
Helping me get my brother, po.
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- happy to--oh!
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Yeah, I'm happy to--
Ah ha ho!
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I'm happy to--
Arrgh!
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I'm happy to help!
Oof!
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What?
Why'd we stop?
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- what?
No...Um, no reason.
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I was just, you know,
Getting my bearings and stuff.
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And, um, is that north?
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- you don't know
Where we are?
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- here, check the map.
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- this is all of china.
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- uh, yeah. My brother's...
In here somewhere.
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So...Just, you know...
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- I'm out here risking
My neck for you,
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And you don't even know where
We're going!
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Wow, this is weird.
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I've never been the guy
Yelling at the other guy
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After the bad thing happens.
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- yeah, well, don't get use--
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- "Jong sung jai kai chow's
Land.
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No trespassing.
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Anyone caught will have their
Heads boiled with cabbage
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And their earlobes stretched
Around their heads
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And continued."
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Continued?
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Oh! Continued.
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"And their earlobes stretched
Around their heads.
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See diagram."
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Eww!
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- at least we found
Jong's land.
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- yes, you did.
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Prepare to have your heads
Boiled with cabbage.
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You earlobes--
- yeah, we read the sign.
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[sigh] Look!
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- [screams]
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[all yelling]
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- whoa!
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Heh!
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Ooh.
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[vocalizing]
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Hey, feel free
To jump in anytime.
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- but you're doing
Really great.
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- fung!
Look out!
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- that was, like,
Awesome, guy.
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I knew I couldn't do this
Without the dragon warrior.
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- I got your back, fung.
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But when I agreed to help you,
I didn't realize I'd be doing
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All the, you know,
Dangerous stuff.
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- gol!
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Hey, guy, if you're not happy
With how I'm running things,
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Maybe you'd like to be
In charge.
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You know, there's a lot of
Pressure being the leader, po.
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You know, because,
Like, when you lead,
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You have to, like, stand
In front of everybody and point
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With your finger,
And it, like--
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You really have to...
Do things like--
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If you point, right?
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If you just point at one thing,
Like, people are looking
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Straight at you, and you have
To make sure
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That your pointing
Is believ--
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Listen, it's just hard, okay?
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[sigh]
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Who am I kidding?
All I do is make mistakes.
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- come on, that's not true.
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- it is.
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This one time when I was working
For my dad,
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I accidentally glued a terra
Cotta warrior to his face,
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And now he can only grow
A mustache on one side.
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I had to become a bandit.
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It's the only thing
I'm good at.
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- so you're good at it?
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- not really.
[groans]
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- hey, don't get so down
On yourself.
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I mean, look at me.
You found me in a hole.
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- true.
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Don't you hate it
When you mess up?
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- yeah! And you have spend all
Your free time trying to fix it.
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- yeah! Totally.
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And then, like,
You have to, like,
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Bury somebody
Up to their neck.
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- yeah! Or at least clean up
The mess.
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- it's the same thing.
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- and me becoming
The dragon warrior
261
00:10:43,844 --> 00:10:46,079
Was all because of my mistakes.
262
00:10:46,113 --> 00:10:48,782
I made so many mistakes
That shifu actually tried
263
00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:50,317
To drum me out of
The jade palace.
264
00:10:50,350 --> 00:10:51,318
- really?
265
00:10:51,351 --> 00:10:52,853
- yeah.
266
00:10:52,886 --> 00:10:55,255
- [laughs]
Loser!
267
00:10:55,288 --> 00:10:57,024
- ha ha, good for nothing.
268
00:10:57,057 --> 00:10:58,358
- dufus.
269
00:10:58,391 --> 00:10:59,860
- lame brain.
270
00:10:59,893 --> 00:11:03,430
- dimwit, panda.
- moron alligator.
271
00:11:03,463 --> 00:11:06,266
- [laughs]
272
00:11:06,299 --> 00:11:08,201
Crocodile.
I'm a crocodile.
273
00:11:08,235 --> 00:11:09,903
Totally different snout.
274
00:11:09,937 --> 00:11:13,240
- oh, okay, I'm sorry.
275
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:18,912
- the palace! We did it!
276
00:11:18,946 --> 00:11:21,381
- see? I told you we'd find it.
277
00:11:21,414 --> 00:11:25,418
So, fearless leader,
What's your ingenious plan?
278
00:11:25,452 --> 00:11:26,954
- right, check it out,
Okay.
279
00:11:26,987 --> 00:11:28,288
First of all,
280
00:11:28,321 --> 00:11:30,758
I distract this guy over here.
281
00:11:30,758 --> 00:11:32,760
- cool! What do I do?
282
00:11:32,793 --> 00:11:35,929
- okay, then you overpower
These guards here and here.
283
00:11:35,963 --> 00:11:37,297
After that, you shimmy up
This wall,
284
00:11:37,330 --> 00:11:40,467
Take out the archers here,
Here, here, and here.
285
00:11:40,500 --> 00:11:43,470
After you disable the giant
Crossbow somewhere around here,
286
00:11:43,503 --> 00:11:46,439
You sneak into the palace
And open this side door here.
287
00:11:46,473 --> 00:11:48,475
Easy peasy, lemon squeezy,
Guy.
288
00:11:48,508 --> 00:11:50,778
- yeah.
289
00:11:50,778 --> 00:11:53,280
Exactly what will you be doing
While I'm doing all of this, uh,
290
00:11:53,313 --> 00:11:55,382
Other stuff?
291
00:11:55,415 --> 00:12:00,788
- um...Watching the master work?
292
00:12:02,422 --> 00:12:05,125
- ha!
293
00:12:08,028 --> 00:12:10,263
[grunting]
294
00:12:16,436 --> 00:12:19,807
- that was, like, truly
An incredible display of--
295
00:12:19,807 --> 00:12:23,911
- you want the dragon warrior?
You got the dragon warrior.
296
00:12:23,944 --> 00:12:28,048
- [laughs] Whoa.
297
00:12:29,449 --> 00:12:31,351
- this is never gonna work.
298
00:12:31,384 --> 00:12:34,554
No one's gonna believe that I'm
A guard and you're a prisoner.
299
00:12:34,587 --> 00:12:36,356
- not with that attitude.
300
00:12:36,389 --> 00:12:38,425
Make it look good.
Hit me or something.
301
00:12:38,458 --> 00:12:42,462
[smack]
Hey, quit hitting me, guard.
302
00:12:42,495 --> 00:12:45,999
- just doing my guard job.
303
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:55,175
- look, that must be where
They're holding my brother.
304
00:12:55,208 --> 00:12:56,576
- 'sup, guys.
305
00:12:56,609 --> 00:13:00,948
Got a trespasser here,
But I was all out of cabbage...
306
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:03,383
Water...
So I brought him here.
307
00:13:03,416 --> 00:13:05,853
- you shouldn't be back here
With a prisoner.
308
00:13:05,853 --> 00:13:07,454
- where's your uniform?
309
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:08,856
- oh! Ha.
310
00:13:08,856 --> 00:13:11,591
Yeah...I had wee bit of
A chafing issue,
311
00:13:11,624 --> 00:13:14,294
So I, uh...
[kung fu shouts]
312
00:13:17,097 --> 00:13:19,032
Teach you to be
A fashion critic.
313
00:13:19,066 --> 00:13:22,302
- hand me one of those crates.
I'll sneak my bro out in it.
314
00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,471
- your brother's gonna fit
In here?
315
00:13:24,504 --> 00:13:27,374
- it's a...Gland thing.
316
00:13:27,407 --> 00:13:29,576
I'll go in while
You keep a lookout.
317
00:13:33,346 --> 00:13:34,514
- [humming]
318
00:13:34,547 --> 00:13:37,250
- [distant scream]
319
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,989
- ooh.
320
00:13:42,022 --> 00:13:44,524
- let's go!
321
00:13:44,557 --> 00:13:46,994
[panting]
322
00:13:48,929 --> 00:13:50,898
- which way, this way?
323
00:13:50,898 --> 00:13:53,066
Oof!
324
00:13:53,100 --> 00:13:56,169
- intruders!
Close the gate!
325
00:13:56,203 --> 00:13:57,537
[gate closing]
326
00:13:57,570 --> 00:14:00,073
- ooh! Pardon.
327
00:14:05,178 --> 00:14:08,548
Go, fung, go!
I got it!
328
00:14:08,581 --> 00:14:10,383
Ow!
329
00:14:10,417 --> 00:14:12,352
Tail! Tail!
330
00:14:12,385 --> 00:14:13,921
- they're getting away!
After them.
331
00:14:13,921 --> 00:14:15,923
Open the gate.
332
00:14:18,258 --> 00:14:20,227
- you and your brother better
Get outta here, fung.
333
00:14:20,260 --> 00:14:21,394
- I couldn't have done it
Without you.
334
00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,030
Thanks, po.
335
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,465
- [sigh]
Sure thing, loser.
336
00:14:25,498 --> 00:14:28,068
- [laughs]
Sucker.
337
00:14:33,473 --> 00:14:35,408
- * dragon warrior,
Freeing the croc! *
338
00:14:35,442 --> 00:14:38,045
* he didn't knock
Just broke the lock *
339
00:14:38,078 --> 00:14:41,348
* oh, what a shock
To jong sung jai kai chow *
340
00:14:41,381 --> 00:14:43,516
Ooh.
341
00:14:43,550 --> 00:14:45,018
What?
342
00:14:45,052 --> 00:14:47,454
- maybe you can shed
Some light on this.
343
00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,957
These guards are from
Jong's palace.
344
00:14:49,957 --> 00:14:51,959
They say you broke in
Earlier today...
345
00:14:51,992 --> 00:14:55,028
With a...Crocodile bandit.
346
00:14:55,062 --> 00:14:57,297
- you bet I did,
And I'd do it again,
347
00:14:57,330 --> 00:14:59,967
Because I'm the dragon warrior,
Free--
348
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,969
Hey.
349
00:15:02,002 --> 00:15:04,537
- you're coming with us for
The kidnapping of jong's son.
350
00:15:04,571 --> 00:15:05,705
- his son?
351
00:15:05,738 --> 00:15:07,507
Wait a minute,
I wasn't kidnapping.
352
00:15:07,540 --> 00:15:10,477
I was un-kidnapping
Fung's brother.
353
00:15:10,510 --> 00:15:12,679
- fung has no brother.
354
00:15:12,712 --> 00:15:16,416
The person you snuck out
Of the palace was jong's son.
355
00:15:16,449 --> 00:15:18,085
- what?
356
00:15:18,118 --> 00:15:19,519
- I'm sorry, po.
357
00:15:19,552 --> 00:15:22,022
You must go back
And face these charges.
358
00:15:22,055 --> 00:15:23,656
- but this isn't right!
I--
359
00:15:23,690 --> 00:15:26,459
- noooo!
360
00:15:30,463 --> 00:15:31,564
- where's my son?
361
00:15:31,598 --> 00:15:33,533
- I'd tell you if I knew,
But I don't.
362
00:15:33,566 --> 00:15:34,667
You gotta believe me.
363
00:15:34,701 --> 00:15:39,406
This is all a big
Misunderstanding.
364
00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,308
- good news, my friend.
365
00:15:41,341 --> 00:15:43,143
The cabbage is almost ready.
366
00:15:43,176 --> 00:15:47,014
- great. Serve it up,
'cause I am star--
367
00:15:47,014 --> 00:15:48,415
Oh.
368
00:15:48,448 --> 00:15:51,584
You mean the cabbage
For the head boilage.
369
00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:53,420
Second thought, I'm good.
370
00:15:53,453 --> 00:15:57,057
- you dare break
Into my palace
371
00:15:57,090 --> 00:15:58,758
And steal my son?
372
00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,461
- but you don't understand.
It wasn't me.
373
00:16:01,494 --> 00:16:02,629
It was a croc bandit.
374
00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,632
- oh, so he overpowered
My guards.
375
00:16:05,665 --> 00:16:08,301
- um, no, technically
That was me.
376
00:16:08,335 --> 00:16:13,106
- oh, so he defeated my archers
And disabled my catapult.
377
00:16:13,140 --> 00:16:15,575
- yeah, also me,
But [sigh].
378
00:16:15,608 --> 00:16:17,644
There was a context.
Ha.
379
00:16:17,677 --> 00:16:21,448
- oh, my friend,
I saw with my own eyes
380
00:16:21,481 --> 00:16:25,152
You helped your fellow bandit
Escape with my boy.
381
00:16:25,185 --> 00:16:27,620
- I see your point...S.
382
00:16:27,654 --> 00:16:29,489
But I'm the dragon warrior.
383
00:16:29,522 --> 00:16:31,591
I wouldn't knowingly
Take your son.
384
00:16:31,624 --> 00:16:34,594
- got anyone to back you up
On that story?
385
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:38,565
- well, I--
No. Not here.
386
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:42,802
Fung sorta left me
In the lurch.
387
00:16:42,835 --> 00:16:46,506
Yeah, I got no one.
388
00:16:46,539 --> 00:16:50,177
- I'm beginning to think you are
Not my friend, my friend.
389
00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:53,613
- hey! Let me out!
It's bouncy, stop it! Oh!
390
00:16:53,646 --> 00:16:56,449
- intruders!
- what?
391
00:16:58,285 --> 00:16:59,652
Ow!
392
00:16:59,686 --> 00:17:01,488
Hey, quit it.
It's me. Fung.
393
00:17:05,458 --> 00:17:07,127
What's the matter with--
Ow!
394
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,628
Gary!
395
00:17:08,661 --> 00:17:10,263
- uh, sorry.
396
00:17:10,297 --> 00:17:12,332
Got caught up in the moment.
397
00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,134
And it's gah-ri.
398
00:17:14,167 --> 00:17:16,336
[grunt]
399
00:17:16,369 --> 00:17:20,107
- that jong's gonna pay
A fortune to get his kid back.
400
00:17:20,140 --> 00:17:21,841
[all laughing]
401
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:25,445
- so the dragon warrior
Fell in the hole?
402
00:17:25,478 --> 00:17:29,449
- guys, I mean, it all went down
Just like I said it would.
403
00:17:29,482 --> 00:17:32,519
- and now he's gonna take the
Fall for the whole caper.
404
00:17:32,552 --> 00:17:35,155
I heard that jong's men
Arrested him.
405
00:17:35,188 --> 00:17:36,689
- they did?
406
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:38,491
He's the whole reason
I was able to do this.
407
00:17:38,525 --> 00:17:40,193
I mean, he fought
Off the guards,
408
00:17:40,227 --> 00:17:41,594
He snuck me in.
409
00:17:41,628 --> 00:17:43,396
He held the gate
So I could get out,
410
00:17:43,430 --> 00:17:45,665
Now he's probably--
Oh, man.
411
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,867
Having his head boiled
With cabbage
412
00:17:47,900 --> 00:17:50,403
And earlobes stretched
Around his head and...
413
00:17:50,437 --> 00:17:51,871
Continued.
414
00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:53,673
- and it's all because of fung.
415
00:17:53,706 --> 00:17:56,576
- way to go, fung.
416
00:17:56,609 --> 00:17:58,378
- you're making a mistake.
417
00:17:58,411 --> 00:18:00,147
- relax, my friend,
I've decided to dispense
418
00:18:00,180 --> 00:18:02,515
With the boiling cabbage
Water.
419
00:18:02,549 --> 00:18:04,551
- oh, great, 'cause I--
420
00:18:04,584 --> 00:18:08,155
- cabbage water
Is too good for you.
421
00:18:08,188 --> 00:18:12,625
Bring in...The devices.
422
00:18:12,659 --> 00:18:15,195
I'll even let you pick
The method of your torture,
423
00:18:15,228 --> 00:18:17,630
My friend.
424
00:18:17,664 --> 00:18:20,500
- uh, not crazy about that one.
425
00:18:20,533 --> 00:18:22,669
Oh, nuh-uh. No, no.
Keep it moving.
426
00:18:22,702 --> 00:18:24,571
Uh, that one.
427
00:18:24,604 --> 00:18:26,739
- excellent choice.
428
00:18:28,175 --> 00:18:29,542
- ahh.
429
00:18:29,576 --> 00:18:32,512
What exactly does
That thing do?
430
00:18:32,545 --> 00:18:35,382
- I can't wait to find out.
431
00:18:36,516 --> 00:18:37,684
- wait!
432
00:18:37,717 --> 00:18:39,352
There's something
You should know.
433
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:40,653
- what's that, my friend?
434
00:18:40,687 --> 00:18:42,189
- this! Agh!
435
00:18:50,463 --> 00:18:53,700
Man, in my head that was gonna
Be so much cooler.
436
00:18:53,733 --> 00:18:55,668
- now, where were we?
437
00:18:55,702 --> 00:18:56,736
- wait!
438
00:18:56,769 --> 00:19:00,540
Again, it wasn't my idea.
It was--
439
00:19:00,573 --> 00:19:04,544
- this mysterious crocodile
Bandit you spoke of.
440
00:19:04,577 --> 00:19:07,214
Yes, I know.
And where is he now, exactly?
441
00:19:07,247 --> 00:19:11,551
- probably a million miles away,
Sucking on a coconut
442
00:19:11,584 --> 00:19:14,587
With a little umbrella
Sticking out of it!
443
00:19:14,621 --> 00:19:16,656
- darn it!
444
00:19:19,592 --> 00:19:22,462
Actually, I'm allergic
To coconuts.
445
00:19:22,495 --> 00:19:24,731
- fung!
- po.
446
00:19:24,764 --> 00:19:26,866
Whoa!
- you tricked me!
447
00:19:26,899 --> 00:19:28,635
I trusted you.
448
00:19:28,668 --> 00:19:30,237
And you left me to get
Feather thingy
449
00:19:30,237 --> 00:19:32,339
Attached to the scary,
Weird thinged.
450
00:19:32,372 --> 00:19:34,674
Not cool.
451
00:19:34,707 --> 00:19:38,511
- but...I came back to save you.
452
00:19:38,545 --> 00:19:40,347
- there's nothing you can do
Or say that would make me
453
00:19:40,380 --> 00:19:42,615
Believe that.
454
00:19:42,649 --> 00:19:45,552
- how 'bout bringing
The kid back?
455
00:19:45,585 --> 00:19:47,554
- papa!
456
00:19:48,921 --> 00:19:50,590
- you okay, my friend?
457
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,559
- yes, papa.
458
00:19:52,592 --> 00:19:54,627
- fung...
459
00:19:54,661 --> 00:19:55,995
You came back for me.
460
00:19:56,028 --> 00:19:57,597
- course I did.
461
00:19:57,630 --> 00:19:59,999
You helped me, I help you.
462
00:20:00,032 --> 00:20:01,901
We losers gotta stick
Together.
463
00:20:01,934 --> 00:20:06,573
- yeah, it's actually
A good way to win.
464
00:20:06,606 --> 00:20:07,940
- hey.
Hey, right here.
465
00:20:07,974 --> 00:20:09,542
I'm the guy
You're looking for.
466
00:20:09,576 --> 00:20:11,311
It was me, not po.
467
00:20:11,344 --> 00:20:13,746
Let him go.
468
00:20:13,780 --> 00:20:15,448
- seize them!
469
00:20:15,482 --> 00:20:16,616
- wait a minute, what?
470
00:20:16,649 --> 00:20:19,752
I didn't say I was staying.
471
00:20:19,786 --> 00:20:22,722
- now those idiots will pay
For what they have done.
472
00:20:22,755 --> 00:20:25,492
[blowing raspberries]
473
00:20:27,627 --> 00:20:28,695
- whoa!
474
00:20:28,728 --> 00:20:31,698
Oh, god!
475
00:20:36,369 --> 00:20:37,604
- down here.
476
00:20:42,975 --> 00:20:46,713
Come on!
We got outta here once.
477
00:20:46,746 --> 00:20:47,680
- ah!
- what's up, guys?
478
00:20:47,714 --> 00:20:49,048
[panting]
479
00:20:49,081 --> 00:20:50,483
- [whimpering]
480
00:20:50,517 --> 00:20:51,984
- huh?
481
00:20:52,018 --> 00:20:53,753
- whoa!
482
00:21:11,504 --> 00:21:13,406
- close the gate.
483
00:21:13,440 --> 00:21:15,708
Archers, fire!
484
00:21:20,780 --> 00:21:22,682
Catapult!
485
00:21:41,668 --> 00:21:46,639
- [slow clapping]
486
00:21:55,848 --> 00:21:57,784
Very impressive, my friends.
487
00:21:57,817 --> 00:21:59,952
But what you failed
To realize is--
488
00:22:03,956 --> 00:22:06,393
[both screaming]
489
00:22:12,064 --> 00:22:15,502
- did they--
Did they follow us?
490
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:17,637
- I don't think so.
491
00:22:17,670 --> 00:22:19,539
We--
[wheezing]
492
00:22:19,572 --> 00:22:22,008
We made it.
493
00:22:22,041 --> 00:22:25,912
- uh, I gotta go explain
To the guys what happened,
494
00:22:25,945 --> 00:22:27,647
So if you wanna beat me up
Some more,
495
00:22:27,680 --> 00:22:29,081
Now's the time.
496
00:22:29,115 --> 00:22:31,918
- nah. I think I got that
Out of my system.
497
00:22:31,951 --> 00:22:34,821
The guys are gonna have
To wait.
498
00:22:34,854 --> 00:22:37,023
First, I gotta take you
To jail.
499
00:22:37,056 --> 00:22:38,691
- what?
500
00:22:38,725 --> 00:22:41,661
Oh, no!
Why?
501
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:44,063
- well, you did sorta take a kid
And then try to pin it on me.
502
00:22:48,801 --> 00:22:50,703
- guess you got a point there.
503
00:22:50,737 --> 00:22:53,740
Okay, dragon warrior.
Come and get me.
504
00:22:53,773 --> 00:22:54,774
- [sigh]
505
00:22:54,807 --> 00:22:56,543
Whoa!
506
00:22:56,576 --> 00:22:57,810
- nice working with you, po.
507
00:22:57,844 --> 00:23:01,814
Take 'er easy.
508
00:23:01,848 --> 00:23:03,750
- so, hole, we meet again.
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