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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:05,139 - [grunting] 2 00:00:05,173 --> 00:00:09,577 - and now, dreamworks' kung fu Panda: legends of awesomeness. 3 00:00:12,080 --> 00:00:15,049 - * here are the legends Of the kung fu panda * 4 00:00:15,083 --> 00:00:18,086 [scatting] 5 00:00:18,119 --> 00:00:21,822 * raised in a noodle shop Never seeking glory or fame * 6 00:00:21,855 --> 00:00:22,756 * he climbed The mountaintop * 7 00:00:22,790 --> 00:00:25,059 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 8 00:00:25,093 --> 00:00:26,327 * ooh ah yah 9 00:00:26,360 --> 00:00:28,229 * kung fu panda 10 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,232 [scatting] 11 00:00:31,265 --> 00:00:34,568 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 12 00:00:34,602 --> 00:00:37,571 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 13 00:00:37,605 --> 00:00:39,407 * kung fu panda 14 00:00:39,440 --> 00:00:42,543 [scatting] 15 00:00:42,576 --> 00:00:44,678 * he lives and he trains And he fights * 16 00:00:44,712 --> 00:00:46,214 * with the furious five 17 00:00:46,247 --> 00:00:47,681 * protect the valley somethin' Somethin' * 18 00:00:47,715 --> 00:00:49,250 * somethin' somethin' alive 19 00:00:49,283 --> 00:00:50,584 * ooh, ah, ohh 20 00:00:50,618 --> 00:00:54,122 * kung fu panda 21 00:00:54,155 --> 00:00:56,124 * legends of awesomeness 22 00:00:56,157 --> 00:00:57,158 - sweet. 23 00:01:19,147 --> 00:01:20,781 - [groans] 24 00:01:20,814 --> 00:01:21,882 - po! 25 00:01:21,915 --> 00:01:23,551 [all exclaim] 26 00:01:23,584 --> 00:01:27,288 - po, buddy, speak to me. 27 00:01:27,321 --> 00:01:28,289 - ha! 28 00:01:28,322 --> 00:01:30,258 [laughs] 29 00:01:30,291 --> 00:01:33,161 Ah, man, your expressions Are priceless. 30 00:01:33,161 --> 00:01:35,296 [laughs] 31 00:01:35,329 --> 00:01:36,264 - po. 32 00:01:36,297 --> 00:01:38,399 - this can only mean one thing. 33 00:01:38,432 --> 00:01:41,269 - tang, the toy vendor just came Through town. 34 00:01:41,302 --> 00:01:44,172 1,001 hilarious novelties. 35 00:01:44,172 --> 00:01:46,807 I got paddle balls, fake swords And fire poppers, 36 00:01:46,840 --> 00:01:49,177 And this really huge new kite. 37 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,178 Okay, um... 38 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:51,179 You just pull the-- 39 00:01:51,212 --> 00:01:52,580 No, it goes like-- 40 00:01:52,613 --> 00:01:54,315 Hang on, let me just-- 41 00:01:54,348 --> 00:01:57,185 It came with instructions But they're not in chinese. 42 00:01:57,218 --> 00:02:00,188 [groans] 43 00:02:00,188 --> 00:02:01,822 Get it supported in there-- 44 00:02:01,855 --> 00:02:03,291 Oh, come on. 45 00:02:03,324 --> 00:02:04,758 - that's never gonna fly. 46 00:02:04,792 --> 00:02:06,327 - this is the dragon warrior? 47 00:02:06,360 --> 00:02:07,795 - so undignified. 48 00:02:07,828 --> 00:02:13,201 Can I borrow that fake doody? 49 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:14,502 - ha-ha! 50 00:02:14,535 --> 00:02:16,304 Let's get this baby out In the wind. 51 00:02:16,337 --> 00:02:20,808 Ooh! 52 00:02:20,841 --> 00:02:23,311 [heavy breathing] 53 00:02:23,344 --> 00:02:24,945 Up, kite. Up, kite. 54 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:27,648 Ooh! 55 00:02:27,681 --> 00:02:28,816 Kitey, kitey up! 56 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:30,318 Up, kitey! 57 00:02:30,351 --> 00:02:33,221 Ooh, kitey, kitty, kitty, Oh kitty, kitty! 58 00:02:36,890 --> 00:02:38,459 Whoa, all right! 59 00:02:38,492 --> 00:02:40,528 Whoa! 60 00:02:40,561 --> 00:02:41,795 This... 61 00:02:41,829 --> 00:02:42,796 Is... 62 00:02:42,830 --> 00:02:44,498 So... 63 00:02:44,532 --> 00:02:45,633 Bo... 64 00:02:45,666 --> 00:02:46,667 Da... 65 00:02:46,700 --> 00:02:47,801 Cious... 66 00:02:47,835 --> 00:02:48,802 Ly... 67 00:02:48,836 --> 00:02:50,838 Awesome! 68 00:02:50,871 --> 00:02:54,375 Whoa! 69 00:02:54,408 --> 00:02:56,977 Whoa. 70 00:02:57,010 --> 00:02:59,547 This is the only way to travel. 71 00:02:59,580 --> 00:03:02,250 [distant grunts] What? 72 00:03:02,250 --> 00:03:04,652 Trouble! 73 00:03:04,685 --> 00:03:06,254 Hang on, guys! 74 00:03:06,254 --> 00:03:07,355 I'm coming. 75 00:03:07,388 --> 00:03:09,890 - ha-ha! 76 00:03:09,923 --> 00:03:11,725 - oh! 77 00:03:11,759 --> 00:03:14,995 [glass squeaking] 78 00:03:15,028 --> 00:03:15,896 I'm here! 79 00:03:15,929 --> 00:03:17,265 - move! 80 00:03:17,265 --> 00:03:20,000 - all right, who threw this? 81 00:03:20,033 --> 00:03:25,339 - [sighs] 82 00:03:25,373 --> 00:03:27,908 - buddy, you just made my list. 83 00:03:27,941 --> 00:03:29,843 - uh, what list? 84 00:03:29,877 --> 00:03:33,514 - my list of people I'm gonna hit really hard. 85 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:34,582 [grunts] 86 00:03:38,452 --> 00:03:42,923 [all grunting] 87 00:03:42,956 --> 00:03:43,924 - whoa! 88 00:03:43,957 --> 00:03:47,295 [all grunting] 89 00:03:53,934 --> 00:03:57,405 - you have bested my minions, Dragon warrior. 90 00:03:57,438 --> 00:04:00,941 But you cannot beat temutai, Warrior-king of the qidan! 91 00:04:00,974 --> 00:04:02,543 - I beat you last time. 92 00:04:02,576 --> 00:04:05,779 - yes, but I had a head cold. 93 00:04:05,813 --> 00:04:08,449 [both grunting] 94 00:04:08,482 --> 00:04:09,883 What? 95 00:04:09,917 --> 00:04:12,320 - who-a! 96 00:04:12,320 --> 00:04:14,422 [both grunting] 97 00:04:29,102 --> 00:04:30,438 - how could you be that fast? 98 00:04:30,471 --> 00:04:33,441 - uh, I had a light lunch. 99 00:04:33,474 --> 00:04:35,943 [whooshing] 100 00:04:35,976 --> 00:04:39,980 - ya! 101 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:41,582 - what? 102 00:04:41,615 --> 00:04:43,951 [crash] 103 00:04:46,019 --> 00:04:48,356 - we'll call it a draw! 104 00:04:51,459 --> 00:04:53,461 - how did you do that? 105 00:04:53,494 --> 00:04:54,362 You didn't even touch him. 106 00:04:54,395 --> 00:04:55,596 - panda... 107 00:04:55,629 --> 00:04:58,366 Where did you learn the Thundering wind hammer? 108 00:04:58,366 --> 00:04:59,933 - that thing I just did? 109 00:04:59,967 --> 00:05:01,802 Uh, I thought I made it up. 110 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,104 - the wind hammer is one Of the legendary 111 00:05:04,137 --> 00:05:06,106 Seven impossible moves. 112 00:05:06,139 --> 00:05:10,944 No one has done that since-- 113 00:05:10,978 --> 00:05:11,979 Since-- 114 00:05:12,012 --> 00:05:13,447 Well, never mind. 115 00:05:13,481 --> 00:05:14,648 - since what? 116 00:05:14,682 --> 00:05:16,384 The invention of bodacity? 117 00:05:16,417 --> 00:05:17,951 Or did that just happen? 118 00:05:17,985 --> 00:05:18,986 [laughs] 119 00:05:19,019 --> 00:05:20,788 - ah! 120 00:05:20,821 --> 00:05:22,022 - just looking For a high five here. 121 00:05:22,055 --> 00:05:23,624 - oh, no, thanks. 122 00:05:23,657 --> 00:05:24,625 Maybe later. 123 00:05:24,658 --> 00:05:26,660 I, uh--I hurt my hand. 124 00:05:26,694 --> 00:05:29,397 Ah! 125 00:05:30,998 --> 00:05:31,965 - high five? 126 00:05:31,999 --> 00:05:33,501 Anyone? 127 00:05:33,534 --> 00:05:34,402 - I really gotta go. 128 00:05:34,402 --> 00:05:36,870 - uh, today's bad for me. 129 00:05:36,904 --> 00:05:37,971 - I don't want to. 130 00:05:38,005 --> 00:05:40,641 - sorry, no hands. 131 00:05:40,674 --> 00:05:42,476 - okay... 132 00:05:42,510 --> 00:05:44,512 Why is everyone acting So weird? 133 00:05:44,545 --> 00:05:45,178 - our behavior Is entirely within 134 00:05:45,212 --> 00:05:46,514 The parameters of normality. 135 00:05:46,547 --> 00:05:47,981 Good-bye. 136 00:05:48,015 --> 00:05:50,518 - I just defeated five bad guys With something 137 00:05:50,551 --> 00:05:52,820 That's impossible and everyone's Running away from me. 138 00:05:52,853 --> 00:05:55,523 What gives? 139 00:05:55,556 --> 00:05:56,724 - [sighs] 140 00:05:56,757 --> 00:06:00,060 You'll have to find out Sooner or later. 141 00:06:00,093 --> 00:06:02,863 Come with me. 142 00:06:11,872 --> 00:06:13,507 - whoa! 143 00:06:13,541 --> 00:06:14,575 Who're all those cool guys? 144 00:06:14,608 --> 00:06:16,910 - the furious five. 145 00:06:16,944 --> 00:06:18,446 - ah, but it's not. 146 00:06:18,479 --> 00:06:20,548 I mean it's you and some guys. 147 00:06:20,581 --> 00:06:24,017 - po, the furious five have Protected the valley of peace 148 00:06:24,051 --> 00:06:26,454 For hundreds of years. 149 00:06:26,454 --> 00:06:29,056 How old do you think, say, Tigress is? 150 00:06:29,089 --> 00:06:31,925 - I don't know. 40? 151 00:06:31,959 --> 00:06:33,727 Okay, well, less than 100. 152 00:06:33,761 --> 00:06:37,030 So--so this was another Furious five! 153 00:06:37,064 --> 00:06:38,932 - yes. 154 00:06:38,966 --> 00:06:40,200 - okay. 155 00:06:40,233 --> 00:06:42,069 But who's that? 156 00:06:42,102 --> 00:06:43,537 - [sighs] 157 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,773 That, is fenghuang. 158 00:06:45,806 --> 00:06:48,476 She was the greatest fighter Of us all. 159 00:06:48,476 --> 00:06:51,579 But she changed. 160 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,114 Over the years, The most powerful of us have all 161 00:06:54,147 --> 00:06:56,116 Had one thing in common. 162 00:06:56,149 --> 00:06:59,720 They've become dark, Twisted, villainous. 163 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:02,890 In a word: evil. 164 00:07:02,923 --> 00:07:04,492 Po... 165 00:07:04,492 --> 00:07:06,560 You are the most powerful. 166 00:07:06,594 --> 00:07:08,896 - wow, shifu. Thanks. 167 00:07:08,929 --> 00:07:11,064 I mean, coming from you, That means-- 168 00:07:11,098 --> 00:07:12,800 Wait, what? 169 00:07:12,833 --> 00:07:16,637 So that means, I'm gonna turn evil! 170 00:07:20,641 --> 00:07:23,511 I can't believe I'm going become Evil 171 00:07:23,544 --> 00:07:25,513 Me, po. 172 00:07:25,513 --> 00:07:27,515 I'm the least evil Person I know. 173 00:07:32,686 --> 00:07:34,622 Monkey? 174 00:07:34,655 --> 00:07:37,124 - just a minute! 175 00:07:37,157 --> 00:07:39,527 [deep thud] 176 00:07:42,295 --> 00:07:45,633 Uh, po. Come on in. 177 00:07:45,666 --> 00:07:47,635 - monkey, you don't think I'm going to become dark, 178 00:07:47,668 --> 00:07:50,170 Twisted, and villainous, Do you? 179 00:07:50,203 --> 00:07:52,540 - oh, so you heard about Fenghuang? 180 00:07:52,540 --> 00:07:54,942 - what do you know? 181 00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:58,679 - well, they say fenghuang Had very special skills 182 00:07:58,712 --> 00:08:01,682 That oogway recognized And refined. 183 00:08:01,715 --> 00:08:04,552 As he trained her, She just got stronger... 184 00:08:08,689 --> 00:08:11,792 Until she was The most powerful of the five. 185 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:14,562 And that's when She started to change. 186 00:08:14,562 --> 00:08:17,565 She challenged oogway to fight, Declaring that she 187 00:08:17,565 --> 00:08:19,667 Would be the master Of the jade palace. 188 00:08:19,700 --> 00:08:22,202 But oogway had Been expecting this. 189 00:08:22,235 --> 00:08:25,573 He had built an inescapable Owl-shaped cage. 190 00:08:25,606 --> 00:08:26,974 - an owl-shaped cage? 191 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,176 - but, he would have to defeat Her to get her into it. 192 00:08:29,209 --> 00:08:34,715 [explosions] 193 00:08:34,748 --> 00:08:37,150 She could not defeat oogway... 194 00:08:37,184 --> 00:08:41,321 But she could run. 195 00:08:41,354 --> 00:08:43,824 There's a rumor she's been up In the northern mountains, 196 00:08:43,857 --> 00:08:46,727 Too afraid of oogway to return. 197 00:08:46,760 --> 00:08:48,328 - and now everyone thinks that I'm going to go bad 198 00:08:48,361 --> 00:08:49,730 Just like she did. 199 00:08:49,763 --> 00:08:50,463 - oh, what? 200 00:08:50,497 --> 00:08:54,602 No, no, of course not. [laughs] 201 00:08:54,602 --> 00:08:57,605 Oh, don't be silly. 202 00:08:59,907 --> 00:09:01,709 - is that a panda-shaped cage? 203 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,748 - no. 204 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:09,750 - [sighs] 205 00:09:15,122 --> 00:09:18,025 - you have to treat poe just as You always have. 206 00:09:18,058 --> 00:09:22,029 Don't be afraid of him. He hasn't changed. 207 00:09:22,062 --> 00:09:23,230 Yet. 208 00:09:23,263 --> 00:09:24,865 - shifu, I've totally changed. 209 00:09:24,898 --> 00:09:25,866 I'm turning evil. 210 00:09:25,899 --> 00:09:27,735 I stole monkey's dumpling. 211 00:09:27,768 --> 00:09:28,702 Then I smashed into crane. 212 00:09:28,736 --> 00:09:30,704 - ow! 213 00:09:30,738 --> 00:09:32,873 - then I lifted with my back Instead of my legs. 214 00:09:32,906 --> 00:09:34,207 Ah! 215 00:09:34,241 --> 00:09:35,909 And then I cheated at mahjong, And I used the last 216 00:09:35,943 --> 00:09:37,778 Of the toilet paper, and I Yelled at crane while he was 217 00:09:37,811 --> 00:09:39,246 Telling that story again. 218 00:09:39,279 --> 00:09:40,781 - the one about the rickshaw, Driver, 219 00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,650 The teapot, And the hot peppers? 220 00:09:42,650 --> 00:09:43,884 - yeah. - I hate that one. 221 00:09:43,917 --> 00:09:45,719 - and I've been wearing These same pants 222 00:09:45,753 --> 00:09:47,655 For three days straight. 223 00:09:47,655 --> 00:09:50,257 - po, none of these things Make you evil. 224 00:09:50,290 --> 00:09:52,059 You need to relax. 225 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:54,061 - how can I relax when I could Become horrible fiend 226 00:09:54,094 --> 00:09:55,095 At any moment? 227 00:09:55,128 --> 00:09:56,096 How? 228 00:09:56,129 --> 00:09:59,132 [crumbling] 229 00:09:59,166 --> 00:10:01,601 [crash] 230 00:10:05,806 --> 00:10:08,108 I just killed the jade palace Reflecting pool. 231 00:10:08,141 --> 00:10:10,310 It's been here For hundreds of years. 232 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:12,412 - thousands, actually. 233 00:10:12,445 --> 00:10:15,683 - if that isn't evil, I don't know what is. 234 00:10:17,851 --> 00:10:21,421 - I don't feel The same around him. 235 00:10:21,454 --> 00:10:23,123 - he smells evil. 236 00:10:23,156 --> 00:10:24,792 - that's not new. 237 00:10:24,825 --> 00:10:26,794 - look, there's no proof He's turning evil. 238 00:10:26,827 --> 00:10:27,761 You all need to settle down 239 00:10:27,795 --> 00:10:30,664 And stop acting like scared Little chickens. 240 00:10:30,698 --> 00:10:31,965 - hey. - ah! 241 00:10:31,999 --> 00:10:33,166 Don't hurt me, please. 242 00:10:33,200 --> 00:10:34,768 Take crane. 243 00:10:34,802 --> 00:10:37,938 - mantis, I'm not evil. Yet. 244 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:41,842 So I've decided that before I do Become a hideous evil monster, 245 00:10:41,875 --> 00:10:43,777 I will leave the valley Of peace forever. 246 00:10:43,811 --> 00:10:46,046 Don't try to stop me. 247 00:10:56,990 --> 00:10:59,459 Is, uh, anyone gonna try To stop me? 248 00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,997 Your buddy, po, Leaving forever. 249 00:11:21,214 --> 00:11:23,316 - po? 250 00:11:23,350 --> 00:11:24,852 Ah, po? - dad! 251 00:11:24,885 --> 00:11:25,886 - where're you going, son? 252 00:11:25,919 --> 00:11:29,890 - dad, I-- I have to leave town. 253 00:11:29,923 --> 00:11:31,825 I'm too powerful And I'm going to turn evil. 254 00:11:31,859 --> 00:11:32,826 - what? 255 00:11:32,860 --> 00:11:34,494 Right now? 256 00:11:34,527 --> 00:11:36,864 But that could be bad For business. 257 00:11:36,897 --> 00:11:39,332 Oh, but I don't want you To go, son. 258 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,401 - for the safety of everyone, I have to go 259 00:11:41,434 --> 00:11:45,072 Before I hurt anyone. 260 00:11:45,105 --> 00:11:48,041 - love you, son. 261 00:11:48,075 --> 00:11:51,044 [remorseful music] 262 00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:58,886 * 263 00:12:12,933 --> 00:12:16,536 - yeow! 264 00:12:16,569 --> 00:12:19,907 [gasping] 265 00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:36,990 Argh! 266 00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:45,398 Ah! 267 00:12:45,432 --> 00:12:49,837 [screaming] 268 00:12:52,940 --> 00:12:55,408 You! You must be fenghuang. 269 00:12:55,442 --> 00:12:58,278 - yes, and you must Be 300 pounds. 270 00:12:58,311 --> 00:13:01,314 - no, 290, tops. 271 00:13:01,348 --> 00:13:02,415 Ooh! 272 00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:03,917 - tuck and roll. 273 00:13:03,951 --> 00:13:06,854 - [yells and grunts] 274 00:13:15,863 --> 00:13:18,098 Eww! 275 00:13:18,131 --> 00:13:20,467 - you, you, you come to me from The jade palace. 276 00:13:20,500 --> 00:13:22,269 - how did you know? 277 00:13:22,302 --> 00:13:24,171 - I smelled that Incense they use. 278 00:13:24,204 --> 00:13:26,006 Sandalwood, yuck! 279 00:13:26,039 --> 00:13:27,941 - I had to leave there before I hurt them. 280 00:13:27,975 --> 00:13:31,444 Before I became like you. Evil. 281 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:35,983 - so you are the most powerful Warrior in the jade palace? 282 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,350 - what's it like? 283 00:13:37,384 --> 00:13:39,286 Is it tingly? 284 00:13:39,319 --> 00:13:40,287 Are my eyebrows gonna go all Pointy, and I'm gonna get some 285 00:13:40,320 --> 00:13:42,890 Kind of evil laugh that turns Into a cough... 286 00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:44,491 [evil laugh] 287 00:13:44,524 --> 00:13:46,493 [coughs] 288 00:13:46,526 --> 00:13:47,995 And end up in an evil lair? 289 00:13:48,028 --> 00:13:49,963 Kinda like this one but Not so smelly. 290 00:13:49,997 --> 00:13:52,465 What if I ended up with a hook And a shaved head? 291 00:13:52,499 --> 00:13:54,334 - who told you I was evil? 292 00:13:54,367 --> 00:13:55,502 Was it oogway? 293 00:13:55,535 --> 00:13:58,138 - no, shifu told me. 294 00:13:58,171 --> 00:13:59,306 'cause oogway's gone. 295 00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,640 - what, what, what? 296 00:14:00,673 --> 00:14:02,009 Oogway is gone? 297 00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,911 Did you say oogway is gone? 298 00:14:03,911 --> 00:14:04,978 - yeah. 299 00:14:05,012 --> 00:14:05,913 - ha! 300 00:14:05,913 --> 00:14:08,015 Finally. 301 00:14:08,048 --> 00:14:12,019 Without oogway, I can defeat Shifu and assume my rightful 302 00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,322 Place as a ruler Of the jade palace. 303 00:14:15,355 --> 00:14:17,925 The strong must rule the weak. 304 00:14:17,925 --> 00:14:22,162 They will fall. 305 00:14:22,195 --> 00:14:23,931 - wow. 306 00:14:23,964 --> 00:14:26,566 That is, like, Classic evil ranting. 307 00:14:26,599 --> 00:14:29,036 Am I going to be doing that? 308 00:14:29,069 --> 00:14:30,170 - yes. 309 00:14:30,203 --> 00:14:32,205 Yes, yes, yes, you will. 310 00:14:32,239 --> 00:14:34,241 Evil will tempt you With her power, 311 00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,343 And you will gladly except. 312 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,012 Come with me now, po. 313 00:14:39,046 --> 00:14:41,014 We will return to The jade palace and annihilate 314 00:14:41,048 --> 00:14:44,184 Everyone that you once loved. 315 00:14:44,217 --> 00:14:46,353 - no. No! 316 00:14:46,386 --> 00:14:49,256 That's why I left, So I wouldn't hurt them. 317 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,590 I can't let you go. 318 00:14:50,623 --> 00:14:52,559 Ooh-wa! 319 00:14:55,228 --> 00:14:57,998 [both grunting] 320 00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,542 - you're good, panda. 321 00:15:09,576 --> 00:15:11,044 But you can't win. 322 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:12,079 - why not? 323 00:15:12,112 --> 00:15:14,982 - because I cheat. 324 00:15:14,982 --> 00:15:16,716 - ah! 325 00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:18,385 [deep breathing] 326 00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,720 - you will come around, panda, 327 00:15:20,753 --> 00:15:22,990 And you will join me... 328 00:15:22,990 --> 00:15:26,626 Sooner than you think. 329 00:15:29,096 --> 00:15:32,099 - I gotta get back To the jade palace. 330 00:15:35,102 --> 00:15:37,404 Oh, that's really, Really un-awesome idea. 331 00:15:37,437 --> 00:15:41,508 And the only one I've got. 332 00:15:45,178 --> 00:15:49,482 [wings flapping] 333 00:15:53,686 --> 00:15:55,122 - fenghuang. 334 00:15:55,155 --> 00:15:57,024 - shifu... 335 00:15:57,024 --> 00:15:59,026 You don't seem glad to see me. 336 00:15:59,026 --> 00:16:00,593 - of course I am. 337 00:16:00,627 --> 00:16:03,630 I even lit some sandalwood Incense. 338 00:16:08,135 --> 00:16:10,203 - [grunting] 339 00:16:15,642 --> 00:16:18,611 All right. 340 00:16:18,645 --> 00:16:20,780 No problem, wind. 341 00:16:20,813 --> 00:16:22,049 I can wait all... 342 00:16:22,049 --> 00:16:23,450 Day-ay-ay! 343 00:16:23,483 --> 00:16:25,052 Whoa! 344 00:16:25,052 --> 00:16:26,619 Ah! 345 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:31,191 [screaming] 346 00:16:31,224 --> 00:16:32,525 Ooh! 347 00:16:32,559 --> 00:16:34,661 Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo! 348 00:16:34,694 --> 00:16:38,198 Woo-hoo! Whoo! 349 00:16:38,231 --> 00:16:41,068 [both grunting] 350 00:16:41,101 --> 00:16:43,303 - poor, poor shifu. 351 00:16:43,336 --> 00:16:47,074 If oogway couldn't beat me, What chance do you have? 352 00:16:47,074 --> 00:16:48,708 - [roars] 353 00:16:48,741 --> 00:16:49,676 [both grunting] 354 00:16:53,580 --> 00:16:54,714 Ah! 355 00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:55,815 [grunts] 356 00:16:55,848 --> 00:16:57,150 - [hissing] 357 00:16:57,184 --> 00:16:59,119 [both grunting] 358 00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:04,757 - hiya! 359 00:17:08,228 --> 00:17:10,230 - yah! 360 00:17:10,263 --> 00:17:12,665 [both grunting] 361 00:17:12,699 --> 00:17:14,334 - hiya! 362 00:17:14,367 --> 00:17:16,536 Hiya! 363 00:17:16,569 --> 00:17:17,704 - [grunts] - ha! 364 00:17:17,737 --> 00:17:20,373 [both grunting] 365 00:17:20,407 --> 00:17:22,842 Hi-y-y-y-ya! 366 00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:26,546 Ah, it's been a lovely reunion, Shifu. 367 00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:30,217 But I think it's time To say good-bye. 368 00:17:30,250 --> 00:17:33,220 - [screams] 369 00:17:33,253 --> 00:17:35,188 Hoo-hoo! Yeah! 370 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:37,224 Bringing it from the sky. 371 00:17:37,257 --> 00:17:38,225 Ha-ha! 372 00:17:38,258 --> 00:17:39,692 Ooh! 373 00:17:39,726 --> 00:17:41,361 Oh! 374 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:45,865 That was awesome! 375 00:17:45,898 --> 00:17:47,267 - oof! 376 00:17:47,300 --> 00:17:49,402 - so, dragon warrior, 377 00:17:49,436 --> 00:17:51,771 Evil has grabbed your heart, 378 00:17:51,804 --> 00:17:54,441 And you've come back To join me. 379 00:17:54,474 --> 00:17:56,743 - no, I've come back To stop you. 380 00:17:56,776 --> 00:17:59,146 So in my last moments Of not-yet-evil, 381 00:17:59,146 --> 00:18:01,148 I say, "Wa-ta!" 382 00:18:02,482 --> 00:18:03,550 No! 383 00:18:03,583 --> 00:18:04,617 - hiya! 384 00:18:04,651 --> 00:18:10,457 [both grunting] 385 00:18:10,490 --> 00:18:12,259 You want to save them, 386 00:18:12,292 --> 00:18:14,894 The very people Who wanted you gone? 387 00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:20,233 You think they care? 388 00:18:20,267 --> 00:18:21,568 - [grunts] 389 00:18:21,601 --> 00:18:22,569 Ha! 390 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:25,472 [both grunting] 391 00:18:29,276 --> 00:18:30,910 Man... 392 00:18:30,943 --> 00:18:32,912 You are... Fast! 393 00:18:32,945 --> 00:18:35,582 But are you as fast As the wind? 394 00:18:35,615 --> 00:18:37,450 [grunting] 395 00:18:37,484 --> 00:18:38,451 Ah! 396 00:18:41,954 --> 00:18:42,922 Whoa! 397 00:18:42,955 --> 00:18:44,291 How'd you do that? 398 00:18:44,324 --> 00:18:49,296 - what you cannot absorb, You deflect. 399 00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,331 Ha! 400 00:18:51,364 --> 00:18:53,500 - hoo-wa! 401 00:18:53,533 --> 00:18:55,202 I did it! 402 00:18:55,202 --> 00:18:57,270 - you're a fast learner. 403 00:18:57,304 --> 00:19:00,207 Give in, po. Give in. 404 00:19:00,207 --> 00:19:02,675 Oh, there is a lot I could show you. 405 00:19:02,709 --> 00:19:04,811 - such as? 406 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:10,650 [stone scraping] 407 00:19:13,353 --> 00:19:15,222 Ha! 408 00:19:19,326 --> 00:19:21,661 [grunting] 409 00:19:29,369 --> 00:19:31,338 - want to learn The mongolian fireball? 410 00:19:31,371 --> 00:19:32,305 - do I? 411 00:19:32,339 --> 00:19:33,640 If I'm going evil, 412 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:35,975 Might as well Be good at it. 413 00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:37,577 Let's see the fireball. 414 00:19:43,283 --> 00:19:44,751 Whoa! 415 00:19:51,524 --> 00:19:53,260 [explosion] 416 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,269 Yeah! 417 00:20:02,302 --> 00:20:04,504 - you're a natural, po. 418 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,005 The evil is taking over. 419 00:20:06,038 --> 00:20:07,707 Join me. 420 00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:11,511 I can teach you all Of the seven impossible moves. 421 00:20:11,544 --> 00:20:13,380 - po, no! 422 00:20:13,413 --> 00:20:15,382 - huh? 423 00:20:15,415 --> 00:20:16,849 We are the most powerful. 424 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:18,351 We should rule. 425 00:20:18,385 --> 00:20:23,423 And we will. 426 00:20:23,456 --> 00:20:24,891 [grunts] 427 00:20:24,924 --> 00:20:26,859 - po, don't do this. 428 00:20:26,893 --> 00:20:29,362 - you talk to much. You know that? 429 00:20:29,396 --> 00:20:30,297 - hiya! 430 00:20:30,330 --> 00:20:31,464 - [groans] 431 00:20:36,403 --> 00:20:38,271 - have you lost your mind? 432 00:20:38,305 --> 00:20:39,372 - no. 433 00:20:39,406 --> 00:20:44,777 I came to my senses. 434 00:20:44,811 --> 00:20:46,379 Now, let's make this quick. 435 00:20:46,413 --> 00:20:49,282 - no! 436 00:20:51,351 --> 00:20:52,385 Ah! 437 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,486 [all gasp] 438 00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,760 - [grunts and groans] 439 00:21:03,430 --> 00:21:05,598 - excellent. 440 00:21:05,632 --> 00:21:09,436 Now, po, you and I Have much to do. 441 00:21:09,469 --> 00:21:11,070 The jade palace is ours. 442 00:21:11,103 --> 00:21:12,972 Soon, no one will be able To stand against-- 443 00:21:13,005 --> 00:21:14,341 [clank] 444 00:21:14,341 --> 00:21:16,343 [muffled] Oh, no! 445 00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:17,977 No! 446 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:21,414 - wow, it still fits you Perfectly after all these years. 447 00:21:21,448 --> 00:21:22,749 You've really kept Your figure. 448 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:25,918 - you, you, you, Actually took out shifu 449 00:21:25,952 --> 00:21:28,455 Just so you could sneak up On me with this? 450 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:29,456 - sorry. 451 00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,657 Tang, the toy vendor. 452 00:21:30,690 --> 00:21:34,594 - 1,001 hilarious novelties. 453 00:21:34,627 --> 00:21:36,663 - [gasps] You're alive! 454 00:21:36,696 --> 00:21:39,966 Um, and I'm happy about that... 455 00:21:39,999 --> 00:21:43,370 Sir. 456 00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,804 - so where are you sending me? 457 00:21:44,837 --> 00:21:46,973 - chor ghom prison. Don't worry. 458 00:21:47,006 --> 00:21:49,776 It's actually nicer Than your old place. 459 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,811 - this isn't over, po. 460 00:21:51,844 --> 00:21:54,781 Someday I'll get free, And when I do, I-- 461 00:21:54,814 --> 00:21:57,484 Hey, hey, I'm still talking here. 462 00:21:57,517 --> 00:21:59,452 I'll get you, panda! 463 00:21:59,486 --> 00:22:01,521 I'll get you! 464 00:22:01,554 --> 00:22:02,989 - po! 465 00:22:03,022 --> 00:22:05,492 Son, you're back. 466 00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,494 Glad to see you Didn't turn evil. 467 00:22:07,527 --> 00:22:10,697 - not yet, anyway. 468 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,632 - I'm not gonna turn evil. 469 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:13,633 - really? 470 00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,468 How do you know? 471 00:22:15,502 --> 00:22:17,404 - turns out it's only happened To the strongest member 472 00:22:17,437 --> 00:22:18,971 Of the furious five. 473 00:22:19,005 --> 00:22:21,408 I'm not one of the furious five, So... 474 00:22:21,441 --> 00:22:24,143 It's actually tigress you better Keep your eyes on. 475 00:22:24,176 --> 00:22:26,413 - I heard that. 476 00:22:26,446 --> 00:22:30,517 - yep, no dragon warrior Has ever turned evil. 477 00:22:30,550 --> 00:22:33,420 So I'm off the hook. 478 00:22:33,420 --> 00:22:35,488 - uh... 479 00:22:35,522 --> 00:22:38,024 Do you want me to get rid Of that po-shaped cage? 480 00:22:38,057 --> 00:22:39,659 - hmm... 481 00:22:39,692 --> 00:22:42,529 No. Better safe than sorry. 482 00:22:42,562 --> 00:22:45,698 - [smacking food] 483 00:22:45,732 --> 00:22:47,534 So good. 484 00:22:47,567 --> 00:22:49,702 - you might want to let it out Around the middle a bit though. 30042

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