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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,502 --> 00:00:04,305 - [grunts] 2 00:00:04,338 --> 00:00:08,076 - and now, dreamworks' Kung fu panda: 3 00:00:08,109 --> 00:00:11,245 Legends of awesomeness. 4 00:00:11,279 --> 00:00:14,515 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda! * 5 00:00:14,548 --> 00:00:17,751 [imitates dramatic music] 6 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,720 * raised in a noodle shop 7 00:00:19,753 --> 00:00:21,522 * never seeking Glory or fame * 8 00:00:21,555 --> 00:00:22,823 * he climbed The mountain top * 9 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,226 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 10 00:00:25,259 --> 00:00:26,394 Hoo! Aah! Ya! 11 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,229 * kung fu panda! 12 00:00:28,262 --> 00:00:31,099 [imitates dramatic music] 13 00:00:31,132 --> 00:00:34,502 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 14 00:00:34,535 --> 00:00:38,072 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome! * 15 00:00:38,106 --> 00:00:40,141 * kung fu panda 16 00:00:40,174 --> 00:00:43,144 [imitates dramatic music] 17 00:00:43,177 --> 00:00:44,245 * he lives And he trains * 18 00:00:44,278 --> 00:00:46,780 * and he fights With the furious five * 19 00:00:46,814 --> 00:00:48,549 * protect the valley Somethin' somethin' * 20 00:00:48,582 --> 00:00:49,850 * somethin' somethin' alive 21 00:00:49,883 --> 00:00:51,185 Ooh! Ah! Unh! 22 00:00:51,219 --> 00:00:52,420 * kung fu 23 00:00:52,453 --> 00:00:54,555 * panda 24 00:00:54,588 --> 00:00:56,624 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:56,657 --> 00:00:58,092 Sweet. 26 00:01:00,294 --> 00:01:03,264 [traditional chinese music] 27 00:01:03,297 --> 00:01:10,204 * 28 00:01:10,238 --> 00:01:12,440 - the valley of peace-- 29 00:01:12,473 --> 00:01:15,543 A land cruelly beset By a thousand villains, 30 00:01:15,576 --> 00:01:18,546 And yet tranquility reigns, 31 00:01:18,579 --> 00:01:20,881 Due to a single Bodacious hero-- 32 00:01:20,914 --> 00:01:22,450 The dragon warrior! 33 00:01:22,483 --> 00:01:24,718 Who, in his eternal Pursuit of justice, 34 00:01:24,752 --> 00:01:26,587 Never rests... 35 00:01:26,620 --> 00:01:28,156 [yawns] 36 00:01:28,156 --> 00:01:30,158 You shall not have Your way with me, 37 00:01:30,191 --> 00:01:31,425 Demon enchantress... 38 00:01:31,459 --> 00:01:35,829 [snoring] 39 00:01:35,863 --> 00:01:37,331 [board creaks] 40 00:01:37,365 --> 00:01:38,332 Huh? 41 00:01:38,366 --> 00:01:39,333 Ha! 42 00:01:39,367 --> 00:01:41,302 Whoo-ah! 43 00:01:41,335 --> 00:01:43,404 Wah! 44 00:01:43,437 --> 00:01:45,906 - ha! 45 00:01:45,939 --> 00:01:48,476 All: Happy dragon warrior day! 46 00:01:48,509 --> 00:01:49,443 - oh, yeah. 47 00:01:49,477 --> 00:01:52,180 A whole day celebrating The dragon warrior. 48 00:01:52,213 --> 00:01:54,182 Which is great if you are The dragon warrior, 49 00:01:54,182 --> 00:01:57,318 Which, last time I checked, I am! 50 00:01:57,351 --> 00:01:59,653 - we have something for you. 51 00:01:59,687 --> 00:02:01,255 - ooh, bean cake. 52 00:02:01,289 --> 00:02:03,357 - ah, ah, ah. 53 00:02:03,391 --> 00:02:04,792 You want the bean cake? 54 00:02:04,825 --> 00:02:06,860 You have to go through us. 55 00:02:06,894 --> 00:02:08,662 - [gasps] My two favorite things-- 56 00:02:08,696 --> 00:02:10,364 Food and kung fu! 57 00:02:10,398 --> 00:02:12,300 Ah! 58 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,201 - here's my fist! 59 00:02:13,201 --> 00:02:17,338 Sorry, didn't have time To wrap it. 60 00:02:17,371 --> 00:02:18,839 - is this fun for you? 61 00:02:18,872 --> 00:02:20,241 Monkey said You would like it. 62 00:02:20,274 --> 00:02:22,210 - are you kidding? It's awesome. 63 00:02:22,243 --> 00:02:23,944 - ugh! 64 00:02:23,977 --> 00:02:24,945 - hiyah! 65 00:02:24,978 --> 00:02:29,217 Ah. Oh! Wing cramp. 66 00:02:29,217 --> 00:02:30,684 - ha! Ugh. 67 00:02:30,718 --> 00:02:31,685 Ha! 68 00:02:31,719 --> 00:02:35,289 - guys, watch this. 69 00:02:35,323 --> 00:02:38,826 - ooh... 70 00:02:38,859 --> 00:02:43,464 [all shout] 71 00:02:43,497 --> 00:02:47,968 And that's what makes me The dragon warrior. 72 00:02:48,001 --> 00:02:49,703 - po, the imperial sculptor 73 00:02:49,737 --> 00:02:54,242 Is here to capture Your...Magnificence. 74 00:02:54,242 --> 00:02:57,245 - [gasps] Cool. 75 00:02:57,278 --> 00:02:59,813 Wow, it's really... 76 00:02:59,847 --> 00:03:00,881 Huh. 77 00:03:00,914 --> 00:03:02,316 Uh, where's the head? 78 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:03,717 - I haven't started. 79 00:03:03,751 --> 00:03:05,419 - ah-ha. Oh. [laughs] 80 00:03:05,453 --> 00:03:07,988 So the head's on the inside. 81 00:03:08,021 --> 00:03:10,491 I'm sort of new to art. 82 00:03:10,524 --> 00:03:13,294 Uh, look, And I'm just spitballing here, 83 00:03:13,327 --> 00:03:15,363 But, uh, Maybe we should do one 84 00:03:15,396 --> 00:03:17,898 With a bit more sizzle. 85 00:03:17,931 --> 00:03:19,367 - sizzle? 86 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:20,167 - yeah, like this. 87 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:22,670 A big dragon With flaming wings! 88 00:03:22,703 --> 00:03:24,705 Or I could do a wise, Old turtle 89 00:03:24,738 --> 00:03:26,774 With flaming wings! 90 00:03:26,807 --> 00:03:28,409 Or a tree... 91 00:03:28,442 --> 00:03:29,443 - with flaming wings? 92 00:03:29,477 --> 00:03:31,345 - don't see why not. 93 00:03:31,379 --> 00:03:33,514 - I think it needs to be A little more... 94 00:03:33,547 --> 00:03:35,283 Without flaming wings. 95 00:03:35,283 --> 00:03:37,885 - oh. Oh, right. Oh. 96 00:03:37,918 --> 00:03:38,852 Ooh! 97 00:03:38,886 --> 00:03:40,588 Oh, wait, no. 98 00:03:40,621 --> 00:03:41,689 That one has flaming wings. 99 00:03:41,722 --> 00:03:42,690 - [groans] 100 00:03:42,723 --> 00:03:43,691 - ooh, sorry. 101 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:44,958 - I get the idea. 102 00:03:44,992 --> 00:03:46,594 - sweet. 103 00:03:46,627 --> 00:03:49,363 Well, I'm gonna go head down To the village, and, uh... 104 00:03:49,397 --> 00:03:51,699 - what about your training, Panda? 105 00:03:51,732 --> 00:03:52,933 - but, master shifu, 106 00:03:52,966 --> 00:03:55,436 They're, like, Hanging streamers and stuff 107 00:03:55,469 --> 00:03:56,970 For me. 108 00:03:57,004 --> 00:03:59,740 I have fans. 109 00:04:02,743 --> 00:04:04,445 - [sighs] 110 00:04:04,478 --> 00:04:05,346 Very well. 111 00:04:05,379 --> 00:04:07,981 But be back in time To train tonight. 112 00:04:13,321 --> 00:04:14,422 - whoa. 113 00:04:14,455 --> 00:04:15,889 Cool. 114 00:04:15,923 --> 00:04:17,491 Hey, everybody. 115 00:04:17,525 --> 00:04:19,560 - happy dragon warrior day. 116 00:04:19,593 --> 00:04:20,661 - hey, po. 117 00:04:20,694 --> 00:04:22,730 Thanks for getting rid Of tai lung. 118 00:04:22,763 --> 00:04:23,964 - hey there, zhao. 119 00:04:23,997 --> 00:04:25,899 Did you wear that for me, Mrs. Yoon? 120 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,836 - oh, po. [laughs] 121 00:04:28,869 --> 00:04:30,338 Yes. 122 00:04:30,371 --> 00:04:31,672 - ooh, hey, po, 123 00:04:31,705 --> 00:04:33,807 You want to see Our kung fu routine 124 00:04:33,841 --> 00:04:35,443 For the dragon warrior parade? 125 00:04:35,476 --> 00:04:39,980 - lay it on me. 126 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:42,350 - that was awesome. 127 00:04:42,383 --> 00:04:47,355 It was like music To my eyeballs. 128 00:04:47,388 --> 00:04:48,922 - dad? It's me. 129 00:04:48,956 --> 00:04:49,923 - who's there? 130 00:04:49,957 --> 00:04:51,825 - ooh! 131 00:04:51,859 --> 00:04:54,862 - oh, po, My beloved son. 132 00:04:54,895 --> 00:04:56,497 Why did you scare me Like that? 133 00:04:56,530 --> 00:04:58,031 - ow. Dad. 134 00:04:58,065 --> 00:04:59,833 Ugh. What's going on? 135 00:04:59,867 --> 00:05:01,802 - oh, I'm sorry, son. 136 00:05:01,835 --> 00:05:04,372 I've been on edge Ever since that hideous rhino 137 00:05:04,372 --> 00:05:06,640 Walked into town. 138 00:05:06,674 --> 00:05:09,810 Always sitting on the curb In front of the shop. 139 00:05:09,843 --> 00:05:13,046 He's scaring away All my customers, po. 140 00:05:13,080 --> 00:05:15,449 - [grunts] 141 00:05:15,483 --> 00:05:19,119 - let the dragon warrior Take care of it. 142 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,489 - [grunts] 143 00:05:21,522 --> 00:05:25,393 - hey, what's up, friend? 144 00:05:27,027 --> 00:05:31,832 - [screams] 145 00:05:31,865 --> 00:05:33,033 - whoa. 146 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:35,403 Someone woke up on The wrong side of the... 147 00:05:35,403 --> 00:05:38,906 Whatever it is That rhinos sleep on. 148 00:05:38,939 --> 00:05:40,508 - ugh! 149 00:05:40,541 --> 00:05:42,843 What would you know About anything? 150 00:05:42,876 --> 00:05:47,548 About the charred, Burned insides of my hurt? 151 00:05:47,581 --> 00:05:53,421 Searing the seared rubble Of my soul! 152 00:05:53,421 --> 00:05:55,989 - you talk pretty. 153 00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:58,459 Look, maybe I can help you. 154 00:05:58,492 --> 00:05:59,226 Ah! 155 00:05:59,259 --> 00:06:01,429 - everything That I once loved 156 00:06:01,462 --> 00:06:04,832 Was ripped away from me By an evil fiend! 157 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:07,501 My job, my home, my family 158 00:06:07,535 --> 00:06:11,539 Were all scattered to the wind Like dust and dirt, 159 00:06:11,572 --> 00:06:13,574 And the wind is scattered. 160 00:06:13,607 --> 00:06:14,942 [sniffs] 161 00:06:14,975 --> 00:06:17,745 - who would do such a thing? 162 00:06:17,778 --> 00:06:20,113 - the despicable snake 163 00:06:20,147 --> 00:06:23,617 Who stole my soul Like an eclipsed moon of pain? 164 00:06:23,651 --> 00:06:26,086 The evil monster That made my life 165 00:06:26,119 --> 00:06:28,456 A living spanking, 166 00:06:28,489 --> 00:06:32,593 Who I hate With all my being is... 167 00:06:32,626 --> 00:06:34,562 The dragon warrior. 168 00:06:34,595 --> 00:06:36,997 - huh? 169 00:06:43,571 --> 00:06:45,138 - whoa. Whoa. 170 00:06:45,172 --> 00:06:48,041 You hate the dragon warrior? 171 00:06:48,075 --> 00:06:51,579 - yes. And as soon As I find out who he is, 172 00:06:51,612 --> 00:06:54,047 I'll tell him To his ugly face. 173 00:06:54,081 --> 00:06:56,149 - you mean you don't know? 174 00:06:56,183 --> 00:06:58,151 - no. That's why I'm here. 175 00:06:58,185 --> 00:06:59,720 It's dragon warrior day. 176 00:06:59,753 --> 00:07:01,889 He's got to show up. 177 00:07:01,922 --> 00:07:04,057 - well, I bet you'd like him. 178 00:07:04,091 --> 00:07:06,794 - never. After what he did. 179 00:07:06,827 --> 00:07:07,728 - what did he do? 180 00:07:07,761 --> 00:07:10,531 I mean, he may not even Know he "Dood" it. 181 00:07:10,564 --> 00:07:13,534 - I was a guard At chor ghom prison. 182 00:07:13,567 --> 00:07:15,503 Right up front In the front line of defense 183 00:07:15,536 --> 00:07:18,005 Against tai lung up front. 184 00:07:22,776 --> 00:07:25,979 [guards shout] 185 00:07:28,115 --> 00:07:29,983 After tai lung escaped, 186 00:07:30,017 --> 00:07:32,920 He was defeated by that idiot, The dragon warrior. 187 00:07:32,953 --> 00:07:35,656 Because of him, We lost our only prisoner. 188 00:07:35,689 --> 00:07:39,793 Chor gum was shut down, Closed, boarded up. 189 00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:40,961 Shut down. 190 00:07:40,994 --> 00:07:42,530 - but that's good, right? - closed. 191 00:07:42,563 --> 00:07:43,531 - I mean, no more tai lung. 192 00:07:43,564 --> 00:07:44,932 - you're not even listening. 193 00:07:44,965 --> 00:07:46,800 No prisoner means no prison. 194 00:07:46,834 --> 00:07:48,702 No prison means no job. 195 00:07:48,736 --> 00:07:50,538 How can you Not understand that? 196 00:07:50,571 --> 00:07:51,672 - sorry. 197 00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,140 - I lost my job. 198 00:07:53,173 --> 00:07:56,009 Then my house, My wife, my kids, 199 00:07:56,043 --> 00:07:57,645 Two close goat friends, 200 00:07:57,678 --> 00:08:01,582 A pair of slippers From the hao jao region. 201 00:08:03,651 --> 00:08:06,654 All because Of one guy's huge ego. 202 00:08:06,687 --> 00:08:09,056 "Ooh, I'm the dragon warrior." 203 00:08:09,089 --> 00:08:10,658 "I'll destroy tai lung. 204 00:08:10,691 --> 00:08:12,560 Look at me. I'm awesome." 205 00:08:12,593 --> 00:08:14,695 - but if the dragon warrior Hadn't done something, 206 00:08:14,728 --> 00:08:16,897 The whole valley of peace Would have been destroyed. 207 00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:18,832 - I don't live In the valley of peace. 208 00:08:18,866 --> 00:08:20,801 I'm talking about me. My needs. 209 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:22,670 You sound just like my wife. 210 00:08:22,703 --> 00:08:26,206 Except she had a deeper voice. 211 00:08:26,239 --> 00:08:28,609 I used to be a warrior. 212 00:08:28,642 --> 00:08:30,578 Now I'm just a doughy guy 213 00:08:30,611 --> 00:08:34,848 With really scaly, Dry skin. 214 00:08:34,882 --> 00:08:36,884 I have nothing. 215 00:08:36,917 --> 00:08:41,689 The dragon warrior Took it all away. 216 00:08:41,722 --> 00:08:43,624 - I'm so sorry. 217 00:08:43,657 --> 00:08:46,059 - why? Dragon warrior did it, not you. 218 00:08:46,093 --> 00:08:48,596 - I mean, like, Sorry sympathetic, 219 00:08:48,629 --> 00:08:51,231 Not "Sorry I'm the guy Who ruined your life," 220 00:08:51,264 --> 00:08:53,333 Which I'm not. And I didn't. 221 00:08:53,366 --> 00:08:55,102 Do. That. 222 00:08:55,135 --> 00:08:57,170 - "Sorry" doesn't get me a job. 223 00:08:57,204 --> 00:09:00,173 Doesn't get my life back. 224 00:09:00,207 --> 00:09:03,076 [sniffs] 225 00:09:03,110 --> 00:09:04,778 - you know what? 226 00:09:04,812 --> 00:09:07,615 I'm gonna help you Get your life back. 227 00:09:07,648 --> 00:09:08,882 Let's make a list. 228 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:11,051 Then we just knock things Off it as we go. 229 00:09:11,084 --> 00:09:14,622 Okay. House. Job. Two goat friends. 230 00:09:14,655 --> 00:09:15,756 - they never liked me. 231 00:09:15,789 --> 00:09:17,124 - self-esteem. 232 00:09:17,157 --> 00:09:18,626 - stupid self-esteem. 233 00:09:18,626 --> 00:09:20,661 I hate you For not me having you! 234 00:09:20,694 --> 00:09:21,662 Aah! Ow! 235 00:09:21,695 --> 00:09:25,799 - anger issues. 236 00:09:25,833 --> 00:09:27,901 - you're gonna Love working here. 237 00:09:27,935 --> 00:09:28,902 Dad? 238 00:09:28,936 --> 00:09:29,903 - who's there? 239 00:09:29,937 --> 00:09:31,872 - ugh! 240 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:34,675 - uh, dad, This is hundun. 241 00:09:34,708 --> 00:09:36,309 He's your new waiter. 242 00:09:36,343 --> 00:09:39,312 - oh. Table five needs egg rolls! 243 00:09:39,346 --> 00:09:41,782 - ow. 244 00:09:41,815 --> 00:09:46,920 And you can stay here Until you're back on your feet. 245 00:09:49,923 --> 00:09:52,125 - did a small child live here? 246 00:09:52,159 --> 00:09:53,961 - [laughs] Cool stuff, right? 247 00:09:53,994 --> 00:09:59,166 Whoa. Uh, limited editions. 248 00:10:00,267 --> 00:10:02,235 - [sighs] Thanks, po. 249 00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:03,837 I misjudged you. 250 00:10:03,871 --> 00:10:06,273 I thought you were Just some dumb panda. 251 00:10:06,306 --> 00:10:09,142 - ha. He's not just A dumb panda. 252 00:10:09,176 --> 00:10:10,177 He's the dragon-- 253 00:10:10,210 --> 00:10:12,179 - 'kay, Good night! 254 00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:14,181 Uh, dad... [laughs] 255 00:10:14,214 --> 00:10:17,317 Let's not mention me being The dragon warrior to hundun. 256 00:10:17,350 --> 00:10:19,687 I just want him To get to like me. 257 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,188 As po. 258 00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:22,790 Got you something. 259 00:10:22,823 --> 00:10:24,424 - slippers. 260 00:10:24,457 --> 00:10:26,426 - from the hao jao region. 261 00:10:26,459 --> 00:10:29,963 Item number six. Skadoosh. 262 00:10:29,997 --> 00:10:33,667 - [groans] 263 00:10:33,701 --> 00:10:34,668 Sorry. 264 00:10:34,702 --> 00:10:36,770 I can't even sit down right. 265 00:10:36,804 --> 00:10:38,438 Dumb rhino! 266 00:10:38,471 --> 00:10:41,041 Stupid, Idiotic dumbness! 267 00:10:41,074 --> 00:10:42,375 - hey, hey, hey, hey, hey. 268 00:10:42,409 --> 00:10:44,044 What are you Beating yourself up for? 269 00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:45,445 - it helps me. 270 00:10:45,478 --> 00:10:48,716 It's the only thing that Relieves my rampant anger. 271 00:10:48,749 --> 00:10:50,718 - yeah. 272 00:10:50,751 --> 00:10:53,954 Luckily, I have just the thing For unbridled rage. 273 00:10:53,987 --> 00:10:58,025 It's a little thing I like to call kung fu training. 274 00:10:58,058 --> 00:11:02,129 [gong reverberates] 275 00:11:02,162 --> 00:11:05,165 Okay, so in kung fu, 276 00:11:05,198 --> 00:11:07,735 The goal is to address Your weakness, 277 00:11:07,735 --> 00:11:10,037 Which, in your case, Happens to be your temper. 278 00:11:10,070 --> 00:11:15,142 - liar! I have no weaknesses! 279 00:11:15,175 --> 00:11:18,178 - hey, hey, hey, Everyone has weaknesses. 280 00:11:18,211 --> 00:11:21,749 Me, I can't defend against The swirling lynx round kick. 281 00:11:21,749 --> 00:11:22,916 Ha! Huah! 282 00:11:22,950 --> 00:11:25,753 Ugh. See what I mean? 283 00:11:25,786 --> 00:11:28,055 Completely defenseless. 284 00:11:28,088 --> 00:11:30,157 - yeah, But you're just a panda. 285 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,425 - even the masters Have weaknesses. 286 00:11:32,459 --> 00:11:35,796 - you're just saying that Because I'm pathetic. 287 00:11:35,829 --> 00:11:39,332 - no. Every single one of The furious five has a weakness. 288 00:11:39,366 --> 00:11:41,201 Master tigress, It's the armpit. 289 00:11:41,234 --> 00:11:42,936 Grab monkey's tail, He's a goner. 290 00:11:42,970 --> 00:11:44,938 Mantis, Blind spot on the right. 291 00:11:44,972 --> 00:11:46,874 Viper, frontal attack. 292 00:11:46,907 --> 00:11:48,909 Crane, sweep the leg. 293 00:11:48,942 --> 00:11:52,780 - hey. How come you know so much About the furious five? 294 00:11:52,813 --> 00:11:54,848 - uh, just a...Fan. 295 00:11:54,882 --> 00:11:57,885 Like you're a fan Of unbridled rage. 296 00:11:57,918 --> 00:12:00,788 - oh. Yeah. 297 00:12:04,892 --> 00:12:06,827 - [grunts] 298 00:12:06,860 --> 00:12:07,861 - [grunts] 299 00:12:07,895 --> 00:12:10,330 - yeah. 300 00:12:13,433 --> 00:12:15,035 - [groans] 301 00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,837 - see? You got mad there. 302 00:12:16,870 --> 00:12:19,172 Let's go again. 303 00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:27,047 Am I making you mad? Huh? Huh? Huh? 304 00:12:27,080 --> 00:12:31,819 - [yells] 305 00:12:31,852 --> 00:12:34,321 [straining] 306 00:12:34,354 --> 00:12:35,923 - does that hurt? 307 00:12:35,956 --> 00:12:37,490 Doesn't hurt, but it Makes you mad, doesn't it? 308 00:12:37,524 --> 00:12:38,826 Uh-huh. Yep. Making you mad? 309 00:12:38,859 --> 00:12:39,827 Uh-huh-huh? Am I? Am I? 310 00:12:39,827 --> 00:12:41,929 - [groans] 311 00:12:41,962 --> 00:12:43,964 - anger. You're too angry. Do it again. 312 00:12:43,997 --> 00:12:46,233 - [snorts] 313 00:12:46,266 --> 00:12:49,402 [groaning] 314 00:12:49,436 --> 00:12:50,904 - how about that? Huh? 315 00:12:50,938 --> 00:12:52,072 Am I making you mad, Mr. Ragey? 316 00:12:52,105 --> 00:12:53,841 Huh? Still mr. Ragey? 317 00:12:53,874 --> 00:12:57,845 - [yells, groans] 318 00:12:59,212 --> 00:13:00,848 - you feel that? Hmm? Do you see that? 319 00:13:00,881 --> 00:13:04,317 That's--that's just like The rage that burns! 320 00:13:04,351 --> 00:13:05,953 And it's coming up! 321 00:13:05,986 --> 00:13:07,187 And the background Singers like-- 322 00:13:07,220 --> 00:13:08,956 * ooh, ooh, ah, ah 323 00:13:08,989 --> 00:13:09,957 * rage 324 00:13:09,990 --> 00:13:11,491 - [groans] 325 00:13:11,524 --> 00:13:13,493 [triumphant music] 326 00:13:13,526 --> 00:13:21,534 * 327 00:13:24,004 --> 00:13:27,407 - ha. Yeah. 328 00:13:33,646 --> 00:13:35,983 - I feel powerful. 329 00:13:36,016 --> 00:13:37,517 Like a great sea eagle 330 00:13:37,550 --> 00:13:40,988 Soaring over the sea With my wing power. 331 00:13:41,021 --> 00:13:43,991 Like I could finally Achieve my dreams. 332 00:13:44,024 --> 00:13:46,226 You are a true friend, po. 333 00:13:46,259 --> 00:13:48,896 I owe you everything. Come here, you. 334 00:13:48,896 --> 00:13:50,063 - that's what friends do. 335 00:13:50,097 --> 00:13:51,298 They--they help each other, 336 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:53,233 And they tell each other Everything. 337 00:13:53,266 --> 00:13:56,403 That's why there's something I need to tell you. 338 00:13:56,436 --> 00:13:58,338 - that's great, Because I have a secret 339 00:13:58,371 --> 00:14:01,641 That I could only tell you now, Because you're my friend. 340 00:14:01,674 --> 00:14:03,010 It's my special dream, 341 00:14:03,043 --> 00:14:06,013 And you made it possible, Friend. 342 00:14:06,046 --> 00:14:08,381 - that's sweet. You go first. 343 00:14:08,415 --> 00:14:12,485 - okay. My special dream is... 344 00:14:12,519 --> 00:14:16,924 I'm going to destroy The dragon warrior. 345 00:14:16,957 --> 00:14:18,491 Now you go. 346 00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:20,994 - oh. Uh... 347 00:14:21,028 --> 00:14:24,431 My special dream was to have You meet the dragon warrior 348 00:14:24,464 --> 00:14:28,535 And be friends. 349 00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:30,938 - that's a great idea. I could befriend him. 350 00:14:30,938 --> 00:14:31,939 - exactly. 351 00:14:31,939 --> 00:14:34,407 - and then kill him. 352 00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:40,948 - the dragon warrior festival Starts in an hour, 353 00:14:40,981 --> 00:14:42,449 And po is nowhere to be seen. 354 00:14:42,482 --> 00:14:45,218 I need you to find him. 355 00:14:47,287 --> 00:14:49,122 Start with The dumpling carts! 356 00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:54,027 - I'm not sure killing the Dragon warrior's a good idea. 357 00:14:54,061 --> 00:14:56,363 [laughs] If you ever find out who he is. 358 00:14:56,396 --> 00:15:00,567 Aah! Dragon warrior day. 359 00:15:00,600 --> 00:15:02,135 - why not? 360 00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,571 My rage used to be Like a rotting fish. 361 00:15:04,604 --> 00:15:06,539 Then you turned it Into a blossom. 362 00:15:06,573 --> 00:15:10,043 Like a beautiful, Death-dealing azalea. 363 00:15:10,077 --> 00:15:12,279 - me? Uh, nah. 364 00:15:12,312 --> 00:15:13,981 - you sure did. 365 00:15:14,014 --> 00:15:16,649 I used to just Feel sorry for myself. 366 00:15:16,683 --> 00:15:19,019 Now I can actually Kill someone. 367 00:15:19,052 --> 00:15:20,287 Thanks to you. 368 00:15:20,320 --> 00:15:22,255 - it was nothing. 369 00:15:22,289 --> 00:15:24,291 - hey, po. 370 00:15:24,324 --> 00:15:25,993 - yes, it was. 371 00:15:26,026 --> 00:15:28,595 - no, it wasn't. 372 00:15:28,628 --> 00:15:29,529 - hey. 373 00:15:29,562 --> 00:15:32,465 Are you trying to hide Something from me? 374 00:15:32,499 --> 00:15:34,567 - what? [laughs] No. 375 00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,037 What--what could I possibly Be hiding from you? 376 00:15:37,070 --> 00:15:37,770 - huh? 377 00:15:37,804 --> 00:15:40,007 - I mean, I'm an open book. 378 00:15:40,040 --> 00:15:41,441 - huh? - uh, nothing to hide. 379 00:15:41,474 --> 00:15:44,144 Just a regular guy Who helps his friends. 380 00:15:44,177 --> 00:15:46,146 - huh? 381 00:15:46,179 --> 00:15:49,616 - I'm standing right behind me, Aren't I? 382 00:15:49,649 --> 00:15:54,254 - you are the dragon warrior? 383 00:15:54,287 --> 00:15:55,455 You lied to me! 384 00:15:55,488 --> 00:15:56,356 - but for good reason, 385 00:15:56,389 --> 00:15:58,158 Because you hated The dragon warrior, 386 00:15:58,191 --> 00:15:59,159 But he's nice and I'm him, 387 00:15:59,192 --> 00:16:00,460 So I was nice And you like me, 388 00:16:00,493 --> 00:16:02,029 And I'm the dragon warrior. 389 00:16:02,029 --> 00:16:04,197 It's less complicated Than it sounds. 390 00:16:04,231 --> 00:16:06,166 - you lied to make me Your friend, 391 00:16:06,199 --> 00:16:09,669 But instead You trained your assassin. 392 00:16:09,702 --> 00:16:13,140 - uh, Interesting perspective. 393 00:16:13,173 --> 00:16:14,174 - now we fight. 394 00:16:14,207 --> 00:16:15,275 - no way, hundun. 395 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:16,709 I don't fight friends. 396 00:16:16,743 --> 00:16:19,146 We are friends, right? 397 00:16:19,179 --> 00:16:22,182 - yah! 398 00:16:22,215 --> 00:16:24,284 You can't run, Dragon warrior! 399 00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,087 I will find a way To make you fight me! 400 00:16:27,120 --> 00:16:28,055 In a fight! 401 00:16:28,088 --> 00:16:32,392 - so we're good? 402 00:16:32,425 --> 00:16:34,161 And then he threatened A kill me. 403 00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,728 - there's a rhino Who wants you dead, 404 00:16:35,762 --> 00:16:38,165 So you got him a job, A place to live, 405 00:16:38,198 --> 00:16:40,100 And taught him How to kill you? 406 00:16:40,133 --> 00:16:41,468 - yeah. 407 00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:44,137 I mean...Yeah. 408 00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:45,738 - where is hundun now? 409 00:16:45,772 --> 00:16:46,739 - I don't know. 410 00:16:46,773 --> 00:16:49,076 I mean, he said he was Gonna make me fight him, 411 00:16:49,109 --> 00:16:50,177 Which--how could he do that? 412 00:16:50,210 --> 00:16:51,544 - po! Help me! 413 00:16:51,578 --> 00:16:54,381 - dad! 414 00:16:54,414 --> 00:16:57,184 - ha ha ha! 415 00:16:57,217 --> 00:16:58,151 - let him go, hundun. 416 00:16:58,185 --> 00:17:01,088 - po! Po, help me! 417 00:17:01,121 --> 00:17:02,389 Eat at mr. Ping's Noodle shop. 418 00:17:02,422 --> 00:17:04,657 Save me From certain demise! 419 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:08,095 Everything half off Before 5:00. 420 00:17:08,095 --> 00:17:11,198 - so willing to fight me now, Dragon warrior? 421 00:17:11,231 --> 00:17:12,599 - this is between you and me. 422 00:17:12,632 --> 00:17:14,501 - the only thing Between you and me 423 00:17:14,534 --> 00:17:17,837 Will be my fist, Coming from me, punching you! 424 00:17:17,870 --> 00:17:19,839 - put my dad down, hundun. 425 00:17:19,872 --> 00:17:21,374 I don't want to hurt you. 426 00:17:21,408 --> 00:17:23,410 - you're the one Who will feel the hurt 427 00:17:23,443 --> 00:17:26,179 From my hurting you. 428 00:17:26,213 --> 00:17:27,180 - no, po. 429 00:17:27,214 --> 00:17:28,848 You taught him your weakness. 430 00:17:28,881 --> 00:17:31,118 We'll handle this. 431 00:17:32,152 --> 00:17:33,120 - no. 432 00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:35,188 Uh, guys! 433 00:17:35,222 --> 00:17:36,156 I forgot. 434 00:17:36,189 --> 00:17:39,126 I accidentally told him Your weaknesses too. 435 00:17:39,159 --> 00:17:39,959 - huh! Aah! 436 00:17:39,992 --> 00:17:44,131 - blind spot. Front. Tail. Ankle. 437 00:17:44,164 --> 00:17:45,232 [gong reverberates] 438 00:17:45,265 --> 00:17:46,133 Oh. 439 00:17:50,637 --> 00:17:53,140 - no. 440 00:17:53,173 --> 00:17:56,709 - [laughs] 441 00:17:56,743 --> 00:17:59,612 Only a coward Would hide behind his friends. 442 00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:02,149 But there's nowhere To hide now. 443 00:18:02,182 --> 00:18:07,787 - you want me, Not my dad! 444 00:18:07,820 --> 00:18:10,323 - aah! 445 00:18:14,661 --> 00:18:16,463 - hiyah! 446 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:19,232 - ah! 447 00:18:19,266 --> 00:18:21,268 I don't want this, hundun. 448 00:18:21,301 --> 00:18:23,170 I still think of you As my friend. 449 00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:25,805 So let's just stop now And call it even. 450 00:18:25,838 --> 00:18:27,840 - [laughs] 451 00:18:27,874 --> 00:18:29,442 You can't beat me. 452 00:18:29,476 --> 00:18:32,579 I know your weakness, And you cured me of mine. 453 00:18:32,612 --> 00:18:33,746 - oh, did I? 454 00:18:33,780 --> 00:18:35,282 - yes, you did. 455 00:18:35,315 --> 00:18:38,185 - oh! Yeah. Probably Shouldn't have done that. 456 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:39,252 I, uh... 457 00:18:39,286 --> 00:18:42,289 - [grunts] 458 00:18:42,322 --> 00:18:43,756 - ooh! 459 00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,292 They're reenacting the battle 460 00:18:45,325 --> 00:18:48,495 Between po and tai lung For dragon warrior day. 461 00:18:48,528 --> 00:18:51,631 * 462 00:18:51,664 --> 00:18:54,367 - oh. 463 00:19:03,910 --> 00:19:05,345 - admit it. 464 00:19:05,378 --> 00:19:07,214 You are defeated. 465 00:19:07,214 --> 00:19:09,849 - there's two Schools of thought on that. 466 00:19:09,882 --> 00:19:11,818 One, and two! 467 00:19:11,851 --> 00:19:16,456 Ha! Dragon warrior day! 468 00:19:16,489 --> 00:19:17,457 - ugh. 469 00:19:17,490 --> 00:19:22,295 [crowd cheering] 470 00:19:22,329 --> 00:19:23,496 - stop. Stop. 471 00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:26,366 You--you-- You're right, po. 472 00:19:26,399 --> 00:19:28,468 It's not all about me. 473 00:19:28,501 --> 00:19:32,572 I've been so selfish. 474 00:19:32,605 --> 00:19:34,507 I'm sorry. 475 00:19:34,541 --> 00:19:35,842 - you are? 476 00:19:35,875 --> 00:19:40,280 - yes. Forgive me. 477 00:19:40,313 --> 00:19:43,716 Friends? 478 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:48,355 I even got you something For dragon warrior day. 479 00:19:48,388 --> 00:19:49,656 I think you'll like it. 480 00:19:49,689 --> 00:19:51,558 A swirling lynx round kick! 481 00:19:51,591 --> 00:19:54,394 - ooh! 482 00:19:54,427 --> 00:19:56,563 [crowd gasps] 483 00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:58,965 [both grunting] 484 00:20:08,408 --> 00:20:10,009 - ooh. 485 00:20:10,042 --> 00:20:11,911 - ha ha. 486 00:20:11,944 --> 00:20:14,847 Your real weakness, po, Is not the kick. 487 00:20:14,881 --> 00:20:16,416 It's your heart. 488 00:20:16,449 --> 00:20:19,452 It's as big and sappy As an old sappy plum tree 489 00:20:19,486 --> 00:20:23,290 Filled with plum sap. 490 00:20:23,323 --> 00:20:25,592 - at least I have a heart. 491 00:20:25,625 --> 00:20:27,327 - huh? 492 00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:28,928 - but all I've done Is been kind, 493 00:20:28,961 --> 00:20:32,399 And all you've done is blame me For your rotten life. 494 00:20:32,432 --> 00:20:35,402 And guess what. I love plum sap. 495 00:20:35,435 --> 00:20:38,438 How about that? 496 00:20:43,443 --> 00:20:44,811 [gasps] I dodged the kick. 497 00:20:44,844 --> 00:20:47,314 I dodged the kick! 498 00:20:47,347 --> 00:20:48,981 [triumphant music] 499 00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,484 Sweet. 500 00:21:00,360 --> 00:21:02,329 Not sure if you realize this, 501 00:21:02,362 --> 00:21:05,398 But I just dodged all Your swirling lynx round kicks. 502 00:21:05,432 --> 00:21:09,569 Ha ha. 503 00:21:09,602 --> 00:21:10,537 - [groans] 504 00:21:10,570 --> 00:21:13,440 - you know what your weakness Is, hundun? 505 00:21:13,473 --> 00:21:16,543 You stink at friendship. 506 00:21:23,350 --> 00:21:25,785 [cheers and applause] 507 00:21:25,818 --> 00:21:29,922 Flaming wings! 508 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:30,923 - oh! [laughs] 509 00:21:30,957 --> 00:21:35,462 - [grunts] 510 00:21:35,495 --> 00:21:36,796 Huh? 511 00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:37,830 My horn! 512 00:21:37,864 --> 00:21:39,366 My horn! 513 00:21:39,366 --> 00:21:41,534 - ha. It's always something With this guy. 514 00:21:41,568 --> 00:21:44,637 - po, look, the statue. 515 00:21:48,140 --> 00:21:49,409 - you saved me. 516 00:21:49,442 --> 00:21:50,810 Why? 517 00:21:50,843 --> 00:21:52,945 - that's what... The dragon warrior... 518 00:21:52,979 --> 00:21:55,848 Does. Oh, this is heavy. 519 00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:58,418 - I don't need your...Help. 520 00:22:02,589 --> 00:22:06,426 - so, po, did you enjoy Dragon warrior day? 521 00:22:06,459 --> 00:22:07,560 - yeah. 522 00:22:07,594 --> 00:22:10,430 - hey, not feeling bad That you exposed our weaknesses 523 00:22:10,463 --> 00:22:12,499 To hundun and put us In mortal danger? 524 00:22:12,532 --> 00:22:15,034 - uh... 525 00:22:15,067 --> 00:22:16,536 Of course. 526 00:22:16,569 --> 00:22:17,970 I feel terrible about that. 527 00:22:18,004 --> 00:22:20,507 I'm sorry I put you guys in danger. 528 00:22:20,540 --> 00:22:21,741 - it's okay. 529 00:22:21,774 --> 00:22:24,010 - ah, don't worry about it. It's okay. 530 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:27,046 - but, hey, wasn't it the best Dragon warrior day ever 531 00:22:27,079 --> 00:22:29,416 In the history of all time? 532 00:22:29,449 --> 00:22:32,419 Plus they reopened Chor ghom prison, right? 533 00:22:32,419 --> 00:22:35,788 Hundun got his wish. 534 00:22:38,591 --> 00:22:40,059 - home again. 535 00:22:40,092 --> 00:22:43,430 Finally home. 536 00:22:43,463 --> 00:22:45,765 My revenge will be Like a poison river 537 00:22:45,798 --> 00:22:47,834 Of molten iron Which drips and burns 538 00:22:47,867 --> 00:22:50,770 Like iron that has been melted And now drips. 539 00:22:50,803 --> 00:22:52,539 And burns. 540 00:22:52,572 --> 00:22:55,442 [laughs] 541 00:22:55,442 --> 00:22:57,577 Aw... 542 00:22:57,610 --> 00:23:00,012 You're gonna pay, po. 543 00:23:00,046 --> 00:23:02,048 You're gonna pay! 35007

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