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- wah-tah!
Huh!
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Huh!
Ya!
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Male announcer:
And now...
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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* doong, doong, doong, doong,
Doong-bowng, doo-boom-boom *
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* raised in a noodle shop
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed a mountaintop
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Hoo!
Ah! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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* doong, da-doong, doong,
Shu-gong, da-doong, doong *
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* master shifu
Saw the warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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* doong, da-doong, doong-doong,
Da-doong, da-da-doong *
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* he lives,
And he trains *
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* and he fights
With the furious five *
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* protect the valley
Somethin', somethin' *
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* somethin',
Somethin' alive *
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Ooh, ah, ooh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet.
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- [dramatically]
The two legendary warriors
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Strode bravely towards danger,
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Cutting through the thick fog
Like it was...
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Soup.
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Dangerous, evil soup.
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The two best friends
Had been through much that day:
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An epic march,
A treacherous scouting mission,
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The nearby shop being out of
Friendship bracelets,
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And one of the two--
Unimportant, which one--
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Refusing to wear them anyway!
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But they were about to face
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Their most fearsome part yet...
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Mr. Yang.
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They must pay mr. Yang,
The grumpy statue cleaner,
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And return with their prize,
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Shifu's favorite ruby-encrusted
Statue of ugwei,
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Which had grown dirty from
The fearsome assault of time
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And dust
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And dried rice bits
Dropped on it...Accidentally.
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And with great pomp,
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The processional proceeded
To progress.
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Never before
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Had such a magnificent caravan
Of awesomeness
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Trekked through
These hinterlands
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Of what--of the--with--
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What's the word?
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- po!
- no, that's not it.
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- po, you're doing it again.
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Quit daydreaming out loud.
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- well, I wouldn't do it if
You'd just talk to me a little.
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- po, we're on a mission.
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- okay.
Okay, then.
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Just mission-critical stuff.
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Super-important mission stuff.
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- fine.
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- like...
[gasps]
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What's your favorite color?
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- [groans]
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- for me, I guess maybe blue.
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Yeah, it's all steely and cold,
Like me.
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Ooh, but I like red.
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Yeah, 'cause red's all fire.
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Hmm, of course there's yellow.
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Yellow's all friendly,
Like sunshine and mustard and--
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Gah, this is hard!
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They're all so great.
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Why can't there be one color
That's so much more awesome
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Than the other colors,
It's, like, no contest?
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Yeah, yeah, yeah!
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It could be, like, a color
You've never heard of,
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Like grank or lipp or flugu
Or something.
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"Hey, hey,
What's your favorite color?"
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"Flugu."
"Wow, so's mine!"
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"Hey, nice shade of flugu."
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"Thanks,
It's my favorite color."
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"Mine too!"
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Might bring a little peace
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To the...Universe.
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No?
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Not a fan of the flugu?
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- I have a rule
About idle chitchat.
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I don't do it.
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- you have a rule
About everything.
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If we're going to be
Best friends,
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Like the way I dreamed about
Since I was five,
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You're going to have to
Loosen up.
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- look, I say this
With complete respect.
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I don't have a favorite color.
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I don't have
A favorite mushroom.
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- shiitake.
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- I don't know any dwarves.
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And when we get back, I'm taking
A monthly vow of solitude...
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Alone.
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- fine.
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I mean, that's how I like
My solitude: alone.
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With maybe cream.
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- [groans]
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In another quarter mile,
We can eat that lunch we packed.
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- oh, um...
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Was that for both of us?
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- po!
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Hold it.
Push.
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- huh?
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[gasps]
Croc bandits.
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- hey, there, pretty lady.
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- I am a boy.
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- he meant me.
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- wow, that was easy.
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- take the statue,
And get the ruby.
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- you'll take nothing.
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Ooh!
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- yeah.
What she said.
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Shakabu--
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[laughter]
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- [sighs]
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- looks like we're going
To do this the hard way.
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- get off the chain.
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Use--gah!--leave--ooh!--
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Other--backhand.
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- I'm stuck.
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- get it off.
Come on.
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- I don't want to be a downer,
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But we can't fight them
Like this.
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- we took an oath
To protect this statue.
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- capture them.
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Spears!
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- uh, got a feeling we don't
Want to get captured here.
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- I'm not changing anything.
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I'm saving the statue.
We can take them.
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- good idea, but first...
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Let's not die.
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Don't be mad.
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- why would I be--
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Oh, no.
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[both screaming]
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- bad idea!
Bad idea!
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- no kidding!
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- try lending a hand next time.
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Both: ooh!
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Ooh!
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- stop doing that.
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- me?
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- ooh!
- [sighs]
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You know, up close,
Your face looks kind of angry.
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Little lines right here
And here.
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- get off!
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- ooh!
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Ooh. Oh.
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Is there a way of doing this
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That doesn't involve kicking me?
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- yes.
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- ooh!
Oh, I see, a new plan.
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I was about to suggest--
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[screams]
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- ooh.
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- hold on.
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- "Hold on"?
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Let me explain handcuffs to you.
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Of course.
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[both screaming]
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[birds fluttering]
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- hey, thought that would be
A serious bone-cruncher.
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How about you, tigress?
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Uh, tigress?
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- [muffled speech]
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- [screams]
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Tigress, wake up.
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Show me how to revive you!
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Okay, not sure that works.
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- po, when you're chained
To someone
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And you jump off a cliff,
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Get them to agree to it first.
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That's the protocol.
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- there's a protocol for that?
Who knew?
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Next, you're going to tell me
There's a protocol
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For a three-foot-tall rooster
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Holding a battle ax
And a banana.
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- approach from
The battle ax side.
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The banana's a decoy.
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- [laughs]
That's a good...
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One.
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Uh, right, got it.
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I'll write that down
In my log.
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- oh, I can't believe
We lost the statue
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And the ruby.
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- oh, did we?
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Ah!
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Uh, I mean...
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Did we?
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- you got it?
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- I grabbed it
When the statue fell,
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Without a plan.
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Imagine that.
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I guess they were too busy
Punching me in the face
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To notice.
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Losers.
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- well, when they do notice,
They'll be after us.
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Let's head that way.
- ooh!
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- where's the ruby?
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No, seriously--wait.
No, no.
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Where's the ru--where's the ru--
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Okay.
Okay, all right.
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Funny joke, guys.
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Now give me the ruby.
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- um...
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We don't have it.
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I think I saw the panda take it.
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- that's great.
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No, that's great,
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That you watched that happen.
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That's really--
You know what?
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You've got a keen eye.
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I've--did anybody
Ever tell you that?
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That's--next time, though?
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- yeah?
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- next time, maybe you could
Stop him.
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Now get that ruby back!
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- [muttering]
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Slow down.
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This is kind of awesome,
Isn't it?
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Po and tigress together
On an adventure,
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Just the way I'd always hoped
It would be.
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- if you count getting
Handcuffed, robbed,
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Yanked off a cliff, and failing
At the mission as awesome,
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Then yes, it's been awesome.
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What's next?
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- we're going to get
The statue back.
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- oh, well,
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We can't do anything
Until we get these chains off.
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- [gasps]
I got an idea.
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- ah!
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- all right.
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Pull on "Three."
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Ready?
- ready.
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- three.
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- I--ooh!--don't--ee!--think--
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Ah!--it's working.
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You don't just yell "Three"
When you say "On three."
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You actually have to count
To three.
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- never heard that before.
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Run!
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Ow!
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No, no, this way.
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- why would we run that way?
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You always break toward cover.
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- of course,
Proper fleeing etiquette.
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I must have missed that day.
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Whoa!
Oof.
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Do you see them?
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- it's hard to tell.
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- they're crocodiles.
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It's like an alligator
With a different snout.
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- I know what they are.
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- if you see any large reptiles,
The code word is "Pudding."
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- I think we lost 'em.
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- we should name our adventure.
Yeah.
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You know how shifu tells
The story of ugwei
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And the fiery demons
Of wu zhong mountain?
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We should have a name.
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- yeah, how about "The fiery
Demons of stop talking"?
265
00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:33,433
- oh, oh, oh!
266
00:10:33,466 --> 00:10:34,968
We can have a song too, like:
267
00:10:35,002 --> 00:10:36,970
* bow chicka dow ja-dong-adong,
Beeee! *
268
00:10:37,004 --> 00:10:38,405
* the furious two
269
00:10:38,438 --> 00:10:40,207
* they're going on a rampage
270
00:10:40,240 --> 00:10:41,241
- [whispers]
Dumplings.
271
00:10:41,274 --> 00:10:43,076
- where?
[screams]
272
00:10:43,110 --> 00:10:45,245
You mean "Pudding."
273
00:10:45,278 --> 00:10:47,280
Ow!
What are you doing?
274
00:10:47,314 --> 00:10:49,082
You said you always break
Towards cover.
275
00:10:49,116 --> 00:10:51,384
- unless you break
Towards higher ground.
276
00:10:51,418 --> 00:10:53,754
- when did running away
Get so complicated?
277
00:11:06,266 --> 00:11:08,068
[whispers]
We lost them.
278
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:09,269
Huh!
279
00:11:09,302 --> 00:11:11,104
Hey, that's a nice bell.
280
00:11:11,138 --> 00:11:13,273
See, this is the great thing
About traveling.
281
00:11:13,306 --> 00:11:14,942
You see things
You'd never see at home.
282
00:11:14,975 --> 00:11:17,845
- believe it or not, po,
I've seen a bell before.
283
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,312
- I'm getting the impression
284
00:11:19,346 --> 00:11:21,749
You're not having as good a time
As I am.
285
00:11:21,782 --> 00:11:25,285
- getting out of these cuffs
Will be my good time.
286
00:11:25,318 --> 00:11:27,988
And that bell
Could cut the chain.
287
00:11:28,021 --> 00:11:29,256
- great.
288
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:31,291
Time to lose the jewelry.
289
00:11:31,324 --> 00:11:32,292
See what I did there?
290
00:11:32,325 --> 00:11:33,393
I called the cuffs "Jewelry."
291
00:11:33,426 --> 00:11:35,028
- yeah, I got it.
292
00:11:35,062 --> 00:11:36,429
- uh, okay.
293
00:11:36,463 --> 00:11:38,031
Uh, you're the planner,
294
00:11:38,065 --> 00:11:41,301
So all the planning is covered
With your plan, right?
295
00:11:41,334 --> 00:11:42,102
- right.
296
00:11:42,135 --> 00:11:44,337
[bell tolls]
297
00:11:44,371 --> 00:11:45,305
- mama.
298
00:11:49,910 --> 00:11:51,044
[bell reverberating]
299
00:11:51,078 --> 00:11:52,980
- ahhhhhhh.
300
00:11:53,013 --> 00:11:54,214
[yells]
Did it work?
301
00:11:54,247 --> 00:11:56,349
- shh!
Keep your voice down.
302
00:11:56,383 --> 00:11:57,785
- what?
303
00:11:57,818 --> 00:11:59,887
I can't hear anything!
304
00:11:59,920 --> 00:12:02,289
What words am I saying?
305
00:12:05,192 --> 00:12:08,395
- I think they got away.
306
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:09,429
Argh!
307
00:12:09,462 --> 00:12:10,363
Darn it, guys.
308
00:12:10,397 --> 00:12:12,065
We talked about this.
309
00:12:12,099 --> 00:12:15,135
Remember, we gave ourselves
One year to be real bandits.
310
00:12:15,168 --> 00:12:16,503
We're 11 months in.
311
00:12:16,536 --> 00:12:18,972
If I have to go back
To carving terra-cotta warriors
312
00:12:19,006 --> 00:12:20,073
For my dad--
313
00:12:20,107 --> 00:12:22,475
- I am whispering!
314
00:12:22,509 --> 00:12:23,476
- that's the panda.
315
00:12:23,510 --> 00:12:26,146
We're back in business.
316
00:12:26,179 --> 00:12:28,348
Eat it, dad!
317
00:12:28,381 --> 00:12:29,549
- what?
318
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:31,451
- stop shouting.
319
00:12:31,484 --> 00:12:35,322
- it is cloudy, but we need
To get out of here!
320
00:12:35,355 --> 00:12:37,324
Can you focus, please?
321
00:12:37,357 --> 00:12:40,193
- come on; they're in here.
322
00:12:41,929 --> 00:12:43,230
Hit it again.
323
00:12:43,263 --> 00:12:44,264
- ooh!
324
00:12:44,297 --> 00:12:45,465
- hit it.
325
00:12:45,498 --> 00:12:47,835
Hit it again.
326
00:12:47,868 --> 00:12:50,037
Hit it again!
327
00:12:50,070 --> 00:12:52,505
Hit it!
328
00:12:52,539 --> 00:12:53,573
Hit it!
329
00:12:53,606 --> 00:12:55,108
Hit it! Hit it! Hit it!
330
00:12:55,142 --> 00:12:57,044
- what's wrong?
331
00:12:57,077 --> 00:12:58,245
- brace yourself.
332
00:12:58,278 --> 00:12:59,412
- really?
333
00:12:59,446 --> 00:13:01,514
[sniffs]
You think so?
334
00:13:01,548 --> 00:13:04,551
- brace...Your...Self.
335
00:13:04,584 --> 00:13:07,955
- whoaaaa!
336
00:13:12,592 --> 00:13:14,527
- darn it, guys!
337
00:13:14,561 --> 00:13:16,463
Oh!
338
00:13:20,100 --> 00:13:21,534
- I can't think.
339
00:13:21,568 --> 00:13:23,203
I haven't eaten all day.
340
00:13:23,236 --> 00:13:25,572
- really?
We ate lunch.
341
00:13:25,605 --> 00:13:28,241
I ate lunch.
342
00:13:28,275 --> 00:13:31,111
I ate your lunch.
343
00:13:31,144 --> 00:13:33,413
Right.
344
00:13:33,446 --> 00:13:35,482
Oh, ho, ho, lookee here.
345
00:13:38,585 --> 00:13:41,321
I'm just gonna climb up that--
346
00:13:42,489 --> 00:13:43,891
I'm just gonna--
347
00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:46,526
Big belly in the way.
348
00:13:48,461 --> 00:13:51,464
Don't mind if I do.
349
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:56,003
It's time for the crazy feet.
350
00:13:57,437 --> 00:13:58,238
Whoa!
351
00:13:58,271 --> 00:14:00,173
- ooh!
Panda!
352
00:14:05,645 --> 00:14:08,415
I can't believe you did that.
353
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:09,282
Ugh!
354
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,452
All I wanted was something...
To...
355
00:14:12,485 --> 00:14:14,121
Eat.
356
00:14:14,154 --> 00:14:16,356
- you're welcome.
357
00:14:18,625 --> 00:14:21,361
- thanks, po.
358
00:14:23,396 --> 00:14:25,933
- whoa, there's a lot of honey
In this tree.
359
00:14:25,966 --> 00:14:28,101
- bees produce more
Than they eat.
360
00:14:28,135 --> 00:14:29,669
- no. Huh!
361
00:14:29,702 --> 00:14:31,038
You know a lot of stuff.
362
00:14:31,071 --> 00:14:33,373
- I studied...
For a long time.
363
00:14:33,406 --> 00:14:35,542
- what about friends?
364
00:14:35,575 --> 00:14:38,611
- my friends are the twins
Discipline and sacrifice.
365
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:41,448
- I don't think they'd like me.
366
00:14:41,481 --> 00:14:43,050
- that's okay.
You'll never meet them.
367
00:14:43,083 --> 00:14:44,317
- ha ha!
368
00:14:44,351 --> 00:14:45,518
Oh, you!
369
00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:47,687
You made a funny.
370
00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:49,122
- that was funny, wasn't it?
371
00:14:49,156 --> 00:14:50,623
It has meaning on two levels.
372
00:14:50,657 --> 00:14:52,525
You can't meet them, because
They're an abstract idea,
373
00:14:52,559 --> 00:14:54,227
And you won't,
Because you're lazy--
374
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:55,695
- yeah, okay.
Now you're just wrecking it.
375
00:14:55,728 --> 00:14:57,530
- right.
376
00:14:57,564 --> 00:15:01,301
- um, can I ask you something?
377
00:15:01,334 --> 00:15:04,671
You, uh, wanted to be
The dragon warrior, didn't you?
378
00:15:04,704 --> 00:15:08,241
- everyone wanted to be
The dragon warrior.
379
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:11,544
But things don't always turn out
The way you think.
380
00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:16,984
- you think ugwei made
The wrong choice.
381
00:15:20,620 --> 00:15:22,522
Okay, yeah.
382
00:15:22,555 --> 00:15:24,191
Fire's getting a little low.
383
00:15:26,393 --> 00:15:27,727
[fire whooshes]
- po!
384
00:15:27,760 --> 00:15:30,563
I was carving a key
To get the shackles opened.
385
00:15:30,597 --> 00:15:32,499
I worked hours on that thing.
386
00:15:32,532 --> 00:15:34,401
- I--I thought it was firewood.
387
00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:35,602
- you didn't think at all.
388
00:15:35,635 --> 00:15:38,405
You never do, dragon warrior.
389
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:39,672
- I'm just trying to--
390
00:15:39,706 --> 00:15:42,175
- do what?
Trying to do what?
391
00:15:42,209 --> 00:15:43,343
Lose the statue?
392
00:15:43,376 --> 00:15:44,644
Fumble through everything?
393
00:15:44,677 --> 00:15:48,548
Is that the dragon warrior way?
394
00:15:48,581 --> 00:15:52,085
Maybe ugwei did make
The wrong choice.
395
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,389
- tigress, you may be
A great warrior,
396
00:15:56,423 --> 00:15:59,259
But you stink at friendship
397
00:15:59,292 --> 00:16:03,196
And fun...Ship.
398
00:16:03,230 --> 00:16:04,564
I'm out of here.
399
00:16:14,141 --> 00:16:15,408
The handcuffs.
400
00:16:15,442 --> 00:16:18,045
The honey must have slipped
The cuff off.
401
00:16:18,078 --> 00:16:20,313
Tigress, we're free!
402
00:16:20,347 --> 00:16:23,150
Is there nothing
Honey can't do?
403
00:16:27,454 --> 00:16:29,722
Po.
404
00:16:29,756 --> 00:16:31,258
Po?
405
00:16:31,291 --> 00:16:33,626
[crocodiles snarling]
406
00:16:33,660 --> 00:16:35,062
- tigress, we did it.
407
00:16:35,095 --> 00:16:36,663
Tigress?
408
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:39,766
Tigress!
409
00:16:46,373 --> 00:16:48,508
- look, you got a job to do.
I got a job to do.
410
00:16:48,541 --> 00:16:50,810
So why don't you just tell me
Where the ruby is?
411
00:16:50,843 --> 00:16:54,147
- or what? You're going to play
Good croc/bad croc?
412
00:16:55,182 --> 00:16:56,483
- you're going down!
413
00:16:56,516 --> 00:16:58,651
I'm not playing these games
With you anymore!
414
00:16:58,685 --> 00:17:00,653
- forget it, gary.
She knows.
415
00:17:00,687 --> 00:17:02,189
- oh, okay.
416
00:17:02,222 --> 00:17:05,825
Well, I guess I'll clean up
These weapons now.
417
00:17:05,858 --> 00:17:07,327
And it's gah-ri.
418
00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,361
- ugh!
419
00:17:08,395 --> 00:17:10,097
Crash!
420
00:17:10,130 --> 00:17:12,132
If you don't want to tell us,
Fine.
421
00:17:12,165 --> 00:17:14,301
Then we'll do this the hard way.
422
00:17:14,334 --> 00:17:15,602
- you already said that.
423
00:17:15,635 --> 00:17:16,669
That's twice now.
424
00:17:16,703 --> 00:17:17,670
- hey!
425
00:17:17,704 --> 00:17:19,606
[stammering]
426
00:17:19,639 --> 00:17:21,808
It's--it's a good line,
So shut up.
427
00:17:21,841 --> 00:17:22,675
- it is a good line.
428
00:17:22,709 --> 00:17:23,810
- now, where was I?
429
00:17:23,843 --> 00:17:25,378
- I think you were going
To yammer on
430
00:17:25,412 --> 00:17:26,679
And I was going to do this.
431
00:17:26,713 --> 00:17:28,648
- [groaning]
432
00:17:28,681 --> 00:17:30,750
Darn it!
433
00:17:30,783 --> 00:17:32,785
Oh, everybody back up.
Just back up.
434
00:17:32,819 --> 00:17:34,821
Just back up, 'cause she's got
A vicious kick.
435
00:17:34,854 --> 00:17:36,689
Oh, who didn't tie her up
Below the knees?
436
00:17:36,723 --> 00:17:37,790
Come on, guys.
437
00:17:37,824 --> 00:17:39,592
This is basic stuff.
438
00:17:42,729 --> 00:17:44,497
[chuckles]
439
00:17:44,531 --> 00:17:45,765
Okay.
440
00:17:45,798 --> 00:17:47,834
That's it.
441
00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:50,703
I'm done going easy on you.
442
00:17:50,737 --> 00:17:53,373
- let me guess; you're going
To do it the hard way.
443
00:17:56,276 --> 00:17:58,545
[laughs]
444
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,413
Bring it, boys.
445
00:18:00,447 --> 00:18:02,549
Ha ha ha.
446
00:18:07,887 --> 00:18:10,823
Prepare to be torn to pieces.
447
00:18:18,365 --> 00:18:19,399
Huh?
448
00:18:19,432 --> 00:18:21,734
It's facing the wrong way!
449
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:24,904
Wha--wait--no.
450
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:28,441
Roll it back out.
Turn around--
451
00:18:28,475 --> 00:18:30,577
Keep preparing
To be torn to pieces.
452
00:18:30,610 --> 00:18:33,580
[muttering]
Just hold on a second.
453
00:18:33,613 --> 00:18:35,748
- they're everywhere.
454
00:18:35,782 --> 00:18:37,317
I need a plan.
455
00:18:50,330 --> 00:18:51,464
Ow!
456
00:18:51,498 --> 00:18:53,600
- there's an intruder
In the woods.
457
00:18:53,633 --> 00:18:55,768
Find him!
458
00:18:55,802 --> 00:18:59,406
Looks like we're doing this
The hard way.
459
00:19:00,807 --> 00:19:03,310
[groaning]
460
00:19:04,477 --> 00:19:06,313
Darn it!
461
00:19:07,447 --> 00:19:08,781
- po.
462
00:19:08,815 --> 00:19:10,783
Po, listen, I--
463
00:19:10,817 --> 00:19:12,452
- you okay?
464
00:19:12,485 --> 00:19:14,787
Let's get you and the statue
Out of here.
465
00:19:14,821 --> 00:19:16,923
- I'm surprised
You came back for me.
466
00:19:16,956 --> 00:19:18,758
Thanks.
467
00:19:18,791 --> 00:19:20,760
- well, it's protocol.
468
00:19:20,793 --> 00:19:22,929
You know, for friends.
469
00:19:24,531 --> 00:19:25,932
On three.
470
00:19:25,965 --> 00:19:27,767
Three!
Ha!
471
00:19:33,640 --> 00:19:36,909
- we're surrounded.
472
00:19:36,943 --> 00:19:38,811
- you take half.
I'll take half.
473
00:19:44,951 --> 00:19:45,952
- I'll get the statue.
474
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,654
- I got it.
475
00:19:47,687 --> 00:19:48,488
- po.
476
00:19:48,521 --> 00:19:49,722
- oh, right.
Sorry.
477
00:20:05,372 --> 00:20:06,439
Huh!
478
00:20:06,473 --> 00:20:07,474
Ha!
479
00:20:07,507 --> 00:20:08,475
Clank!
480
00:20:15,948 --> 00:20:18,518
- oof!
Oof!
481
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,986
Welcome to the fist-ival.
482
00:20:20,019 --> 00:20:21,854
Allow me to punch your tickets.
483
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,592
- can't...Hold on.
484
00:20:26,859 --> 00:20:28,861
- tigress!
485
00:20:33,032 --> 00:20:34,934
- know what we need?
A plan.
486
00:20:34,967 --> 00:20:37,003
We need to do this together.
487
00:20:37,036 --> 00:20:38,571
[metal clanks]
488
00:20:38,605 --> 00:20:40,006
Why'd you do that?
489
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,908
- because you're right.
490
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:42,909
Both: together!
491
00:20:53,586 --> 00:20:54,921
- on three.
492
00:20:54,954 --> 00:20:56,556
Both: three!
493
00:21:06,933 --> 00:21:09,969
- how about a little
Flying panda style?
494
00:21:10,002 --> 00:21:11,704
Ha!
495
00:21:14,641 --> 00:21:17,610
[applause]
496
00:21:17,644 --> 00:21:18,911
- nice job.
497
00:21:18,945 --> 00:21:20,447
No, impressive.
498
00:21:20,480 --> 00:21:24,050
But I've got the statue,
And you've got the...
499
00:21:24,083 --> 00:21:25,718
Ruby?
500
00:21:25,752 --> 00:21:26,786
No, I don't think so.
501
00:21:26,819 --> 00:21:27,920
I have it right here.
502
00:21:27,954 --> 00:21:29,522
Look at that.
503
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:30,690
Ha ha ha!
504
00:21:30,723 --> 00:21:31,624
- no!
505
00:22:15,602 --> 00:22:17,804
- darn it!
506
00:22:18,971 --> 00:22:20,106
- ha!
507
00:22:20,139 --> 00:22:21,140
- huh!
508
00:22:21,173 --> 00:22:22,675
- ha!
509
00:22:25,044 --> 00:22:28,014
- [screaming]
510
00:22:28,047 --> 00:22:30,116
- nice work.
511
00:22:30,149 --> 00:22:31,951
- you too.
512
00:22:31,984 --> 00:22:33,853
- know what?
- what?
513
00:22:33,886 --> 00:22:35,988
- ugwei did make
The right choice,
514
00:22:36,022 --> 00:22:37,790
Dragon warrior.
515
00:22:37,824 --> 00:22:39,158
- really?
Really?
516
00:22:39,191 --> 00:22:40,793
Oh, wow!
517
00:22:40,827 --> 00:22:42,128
I love that you just said that.
518
00:22:42,161 --> 00:22:44,130
* digida, digida, digida da
519
00:22:44,163 --> 00:22:45,097
* the furious two
520
00:22:45,131 --> 00:22:45,965
* digida-duh
521
00:22:45,998 --> 00:22:48,000
* dragon warrior
And his sidekick *
522
00:22:48,034 --> 00:22:49,168
* after the rampage
523
00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:51,438
* ja jagga duka ba ba
524
00:22:51,471 --> 00:22:53,005
- po?
525
00:22:53,039 --> 00:22:54,674
Did you say "Sidekick"?
526
00:22:54,707 --> 00:22:56,042
- what?
No.
527
00:22:56,075 --> 00:22:56,976
[laughs]
It was, like--
528
00:22:57,009 --> 00:22:59,479
I mean--
529
00:22:59,512 --> 00:23:02,715
So what is your favorite color?
530
00:23:02,749 --> 00:23:04,584
- [sighs]
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