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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,835 --> 00:00:02,803 - wah-tah! Huh! 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,672 Huh! Ya! 3 00:00:04,705 --> 00:00:05,739 Male announcer: And now... 4 00:00:05,773 --> 00:00:09,377 Dreamworks kung fu panda: Legends of awesomeness 5 00:00:11,679 --> 00:00:14,682 - * hear the legends Of the kung fu panda * 6 00:00:14,715 --> 00:00:17,751 * doong, doong, doong, doong, Doong-bowng, doo-boom-boom * 7 00:00:17,785 --> 00:00:19,420 * raised in a noodle shop 8 00:00:19,453 --> 00:00:21,389 * never seeking Glory or fame * 9 00:00:21,422 --> 00:00:22,823 * he climbed a mountaintop 10 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:24,758 * and earned The dragon warrior name * 11 00:00:24,792 --> 00:00:26,227 Hoo! Ah! Yah! 12 00:00:26,260 --> 00:00:27,695 * kung fu panda 13 00:00:27,728 --> 00:00:31,065 * doong, da-doong, doong, Shu-gong, da-doong, doong * 14 00:00:31,099 --> 00:00:34,068 * master shifu Saw the warrior blossom * 15 00:00:34,102 --> 00:00:37,405 * and master the skills Of bodacious and awesome * 16 00:00:37,438 --> 00:00:39,273 * kung fu panda 17 00:00:39,307 --> 00:00:42,343 * doong, da-doong, doong-doong, Da-doong, da-da-doong * 18 00:00:42,376 --> 00:00:43,677 * he lives, And he trains * 19 00:00:43,711 --> 00:00:46,080 * and he fights With the furious five * 20 00:00:46,114 --> 00:00:47,781 * protect the valley Somethin', somethin' * 21 00:00:47,815 --> 00:00:48,849 * somethin', Somethin' alive * 22 00:00:48,882 --> 00:00:50,618 Ooh, ah, ooh! 23 00:00:50,651 --> 00:00:53,754 * kung fu panda 24 00:00:53,787 --> 00:00:55,756 * legends of awesomeness 25 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:57,525 Sweet. 26 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:15,143 - princess mei-li's Peace mission 27 00:01:15,143 --> 00:01:16,744 Is of the utmost importance. 28 00:01:16,777 --> 00:01:19,780 We can't afford any mistakes, Po. 29 00:01:19,813 --> 00:01:21,215 - how come you never say, 30 00:01:21,249 --> 00:01:23,751 "We can't afford any mistakes, Tigress" or-- 31 00:01:23,784 --> 00:01:25,153 Ooh, noodle rolls! 32 00:01:25,153 --> 00:01:27,155 [crunching noise] Ow, ow, ow, ow. 33 00:01:27,188 --> 00:01:28,322 - you have to get Princess mei-li 34 00:01:28,356 --> 00:01:30,624 Safely to the king Of the qidon. 35 00:01:30,658 --> 00:01:33,594 She may be only a child, But she is royalty. 36 00:01:33,627 --> 00:01:35,163 - so... 37 00:01:35,196 --> 00:01:36,497 She's a kid princess. 38 00:01:36,530 --> 00:01:38,899 Oh, man, I am perfect For this gig! 39 00:01:38,932 --> 00:01:41,669 'cause if there's one thing I love, it's kids. 40 00:01:41,702 --> 00:01:43,804 And if there's one thing That loves me, it's... 41 00:01:43,837 --> 00:01:45,873 Also kids. 42 00:01:45,906 --> 00:01:48,176 - but she's also a princess. 43 00:01:48,209 --> 00:01:49,177 There's a strict protocol. 44 00:01:49,177 --> 00:01:50,811 Never make eye contact, 45 00:01:50,844 --> 00:01:52,613 Always address her With deference, 46 00:01:52,646 --> 00:01:55,749 And avoid touching Unless absolutely necessary. 47 00:01:55,783 --> 00:01:58,186 - what if she wants to hug My sheer awesomeness? 48 00:01:58,186 --> 00:01:59,187 - stop it! 49 00:01:59,187 --> 00:02:01,855 Do not touch the royal silks. 50 00:02:01,889 --> 00:02:03,757 Kiss my feet! 51 00:02:03,791 --> 00:02:05,793 But wash them first. 52 00:02:08,862 --> 00:02:10,198 [snaps fingers] 53 00:02:12,333 --> 00:02:13,767 - cute! 54 00:02:13,801 --> 00:02:15,636 - how dare you keep me waiting? 55 00:02:15,669 --> 00:02:17,871 I am a princess! 56 00:02:17,905 --> 00:02:20,941 If this happens again, I shall have you all beheaded. 57 00:02:20,974 --> 00:02:22,710 - [chuckles] 58 00:02:22,743 --> 00:02:24,845 Yeah! Behead everyone! 59 00:02:24,878 --> 00:02:26,380 Who's with-- Oh! 60 00:02:27,715 --> 00:02:30,818 Insolent jiggly mess. 61 00:02:30,851 --> 00:02:32,853 You broke my imperial staff! 62 00:02:32,886 --> 00:02:35,956 - nuh-uh. You broke it. 63 00:02:35,989 --> 00:02:38,226 - you dare accuse me of lying? 64 00:02:38,226 --> 00:02:40,228 I want him executed! At once! 65 00:02:41,729 --> 00:02:43,497 Don't you look at me. 66 00:02:43,531 --> 00:02:45,499 Don't you look At me! 67 00:02:45,533 --> 00:02:46,967 Don't. 68 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:48,869 Dah! 69 00:02:48,902 --> 00:02:50,871 Hey! 70 00:02:50,904 --> 00:02:51,705 Zzzizzuh-uh! 71 00:02:53,241 --> 00:02:54,342 - your imperial highness, 72 00:02:54,375 --> 00:02:56,944 This is the dragon warrior. 73 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:58,379 - nice to meet you, Your highness. 74 00:02:58,412 --> 00:02:59,480 Slap! 75 00:02:59,513 --> 00:03:02,316 - oh. I guess I need you, butterball. 76 00:03:02,350 --> 00:03:04,518 So I won't have you executed... 77 00:03:04,552 --> 00:03:05,653 Yet! 78 00:03:05,686 --> 00:03:07,821 Who said you could sit? 79 00:03:07,855 --> 00:03:08,689 - oh ho ho! 80 00:03:08,722 --> 00:03:10,991 She's feisty, huh? 81 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:12,893 - I thought you said Kids loved you. 82 00:03:12,926 --> 00:03:14,762 - it could happen. 83 00:03:14,795 --> 00:03:16,730 She just needs A little encouragement. 84 00:03:16,764 --> 00:03:18,532 [tigress and mantis laughing] 85 00:03:18,566 --> 00:03:20,268 Oh, you think I can't do it? 86 00:03:20,268 --> 00:03:23,704 There is no child that can Resist the dragon warrior. 87 00:03:23,737 --> 00:03:25,906 I'm like a sandbox In a black-and-white playground 88 00:03:25,939 --> 00:03:27,608 Covered in fur. 89 00:03:27,641 --> 00:03:29,009 I'll bet you both A foot massage 90 00:03:29,042 --> 00:03:30,611 That by the time we get To qidon, 91 00:03:30,644 --> 00:03:33,281 She'll be eating out of my hand. 92 00:03:33,281 --> 00:03:34,582 - I'm in. - me too. 93 00:03:34,615 --> 00:03:36,517 - you'll see. I'm the dragon warrior. 94 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,886 Kids love the dragon warrior. 95 00:03:38,919 --> 00:03:41,889 Heh! Watch this. 96 00:03:41,922 --> 00:03:45,293 [in singsong] Oh, your highness! 97 00:03:45,326 --> 00:03:46,960 [in high-pitched voice] Hi, there, princess. 98 00:03:46,994 --> 00:03:48,929 My name is mr. Baby po. 99 00:03:48,962 --> 00:03:50,298 Nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah-nyah. 100 00:03:50,298 --> 00:03:52,866 I made you a puppet. 101 00:03:52,900 --> 00:03:55,603 [lilting harp music] 102 00:03:55,636 --> 00:03:56,904 Ooh! 103 00:03:56,937 --> 00:03:58,038 [groans] 104 00:03:58,071 --> 00:04:00,741 - okay, peasants, Let's get going. 105 00:04:03,076 --> 00:04:07,748 - gentlemen, there it goes. 106 00:04:07,781 --> 00:04:10,918 Loads of gold, jade, fabrics-- 107 00:04:10,951 --> 00:04:13,321 - ooh, fabrics. 108 00:04:13,354 --> 00:04:15,055 - and gold. 109 00:04:15,088 --> 00:04:17,925 Gentlemen...And gah-ri, 110 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:20,894 That brat with the crown Is our next target. 111 00:04:20,928 --> 00:04:22,430 - let's go! 112 00:04:22,463 --> 00:04:24,598 Move it. Move it. Move it. 113 00:04:24,632 --> 00:04:27,368 [thunder rumbling] 114 00:04:28,702 --> 00:04:31,071 - your highness, It's starting to rain. 115 00:04:31,104 --> 00:04:33,574 - you stupid clouds! 116 00:04:33,607 --> 00:04:36,910 You are going to be In so much trouble. 117 00:04:40,481 --> 00:04:42,049 Faster. Quit bouncing. 118 00:04:42,082 --> 00:04:43,951 Carry me higher. Slow down. 119 00:04:43,984 --> 00:04:45,619 - [sighs] 120 00:04:45,653 --> 00:04:47,955 - well, po, at least She likes your present. 121 00:04:47,988 --> 00:04:48,956 - whoa! - what? 122 00:04:48,989 --> 00:04:50,090 - [laughs] - look out! 123 00:04:50,123 --> 00:04:52,793 She's got fire poppers. 124 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:54,928 - and the best part is, 125 00:04:54,962 --> 00:04:57,798 That'll never, ever Get annoying. 126 00:04:57,831 --> 00:04:59,367 - [laughs] 127 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:03,437 - hey, there, Your high, uh, princessness. 128 00:05:03,471 --> 00:05:06,073 Could you kind of, you know, 129 00:05:06,106 --> 00:05:09,009 Quit chucking those things At my friends? 130 00:05:10,578 --> 00:05:12,079 Appreciate it. 131 00:05:12,112 --> 00:05:14,114 So anyway... [clears throat] 132 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:15,783 Look what I found. 133 00:05:15,816 --> 00:05:16,650 Mah-jongg, 134 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:20,388 The most awesome Tile-based game ever. 135 00:05:20,388 --> 00:05:21,955 Weiqi? Liubo? 136 00:05:21,989 --> 00:05:22,823 Si guo qi? 137 00:05:22,856 --> 00:05:24,492 Come on! 138 00:05:24,525 --> 00:05:26,627 If you don't like games, What do you like? 139 00:05:26,660 --> 00:05:28,629 [fire poppers cracking And po yelling] 140 00:05:28,662 --> 00:05:30,831 - you and the princess Buddies yet? 141 00:05:30,864 --> 00:05:33,401 - it's a process. 142 00:05:34,835 --> 00:05:37,037 Hey, your highness, Want to hear a funny joke? 143 00:05:37,070 --> 00:05:38,706 [fire poppers cracking And po yelling] 144 00:05:38,739 --> 00:05:40,874 Guess not. 145 00:05:40,908 --> 00:05:43,143 Princess! 146 00:05:43,176 --> 00:05:45,045 Yo, princess, up here! 147 00:05:45,078 --> 00:05:47,047 [laughs] Ta-da! 148 00:05:53,020 --> 00:05:54,888 - yeah, kids love you. 149 00:05:54,922 --> 00:05:56,424 Right. I see it. 150 00:05:56,424 --> 00:05:58,426 - [laughs] 151 00:05:58,459 --> 00:06:00,160 - why aren't we there yet? 152 00:06:00,193 --> 00:06:02,896 Make the ground move faster! 153 00:06:02,930 --> 00:06:04,732 Don't you look at me! 154 00:06:07,034 --> 00:06:08,436 [fire poppers crack And princess laughs] 155 00:06:10,203 --> 00:06:12,706 - now's our chance to attack, 156 00:06:12,740 --> 00:06:15,576 For it is the destiny Of we the strong 157 00:06:15,609 --> 00:06:18,011 To conquer they the weak 158 00:06:18,045 --> 00:06:20,714 And, by dint of force, To take from them 159 00:06:20,748 --> 00:06:24,117 That which they hold Most precious. 160 00:06:24,151 --> 00:06:26,754 - do I have time to pee? 161 00:06:26,787 --> 00:06:28,121 - no! 162 00:06:28,155 --> 00:06:29,923 [sighs] 163 00:06:29,957 --> 00:06:32,760 Well, if you hurry. Just-- 164 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:35,529 [fire poppers crack And princess laughs] 165 00:06:35,563 --> 00:06:37,164 [silly horn honks] 166 00:06:37,197 --> 00:06:39,800 - do you think the princess Likes clowns? 167 00:06:39,833 --> 00:06:41,101 - you don't look like a clown, Po. 168 00:06:41,134 --> 00:06:42,470 You look like a lady. 169 00:06:44,472 --> 00:06:45,473 - stop! - what is it? 170 00:06:45,473 --> 00:06:47,708 - I don't know. Something. 171 00:06:47,741 --> 00:06:48,809 - hey! 172 00:06:48,842 --> 00:06:51,612 No one is allowed to yell "Stop" But me. 173 00:06:54,482 --> 00:06:55,483 Slap! 174 00:06:55,483 --> 00:06:56,183 I'll have you beheaded. 175 00:06:56,216 --> 00:06:58,185 I'll have all of you beheaded! 176 00:06:58,218 --> 00:07:01,054 I'll make you behead yourselves! 177 00:07:01,088 --> 00:07:03,223 - bandits! 178 00:07:03,256 --> 00:07:05,659 - hyah! 179 00:07:05,693 --> 00:07:09,630 - looks like we're going To do this the hard way. 180 00:07:13,634 --> 00:07:15,836 - you guys, take the tiger And the bug. 181 00:07:17,237 --> 00:07:19,507 I'll handle the clown. 182 00:07:19,507 --> 00:07:21,942 - see? I do look like a clown. 183 00:07:21,975 --> 00:07:23,877 - [growling] 184 00:07:26,680 --> 00:07:27,948 I gotta pee again. 185 00:07:37,257 --> 00:07:39,527 - [groaning] 186 00:07:40,694 --> 00:07:42,129 - pressure points. 187 00:07:42,162 --> 00:07:44,965 Hope you don't need that arm For the next couple days. 188 00:07:50,170 --> 00:07:51,271 - darn it all! 189 00:07:51,304 --> 00:07:53,106 - not this time. 190 00:07:56,544 --> 00:07:57,878 Ow! What are you-- 191 00:07:57,911 --> 00:07:59,279 - stop fighting. 192 00:07:59,312 --> 00:08:02,182 I want fried rice balls Stuffed with sweet bean paste. 193 00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:03,851 - oh, my gosh, I love those. 194 00:08:03,884 --> 00:08:05,553 But we can't stop fighting Right now, 195 00:08:05,553 --> 00:08:07,655 Your imperial highness, ma'am. 196 00:08:07,688 --> 00:08:10,257 - you dare touch The royal personage? 197 00:08:10,290 --> 00:08:12,192 I am the princess mei-li, 198 00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,563 And I command you To give me fried rice balls. 199 00:08:16,697 --> 00:08:18,198 - here. Rice balls. 200 00:08:18,231 --> 00:08:21,001 Now stay here. You'll be safe. 201 00:08:21,034 --> 00:08:23,136 - I don't like These fried rice balls. 202 00:08:23,170 --> 00:08:24,805 They need more bean paste. 203 00:08:24,838 --> 00:08:25,873 - in a minute! 204 00:08:25,906 --> 00:08:27,575 - now! 205 00:08:32,212 --> 00:08:33,714 Ugh! 206 00:08:33,747 --> 00:08:35,248 More bean paste! 207 00:08:37,284 --> 00:08:38,218 - po! 208 00:08:42,322 --> 00:08:44,324 - get me down! 209 00:08:44,357 --> 00:08:45,993 - now stay there. 210 00:08:46,026 --> 00:08:47,294 You'll be safe. 211 00:08:47,327 --> 00:08:49,763 - where is my red bean paste? 212 00:08:49,797 --> 00:08:51,599 - wahjig! Hei! Ha! Buulabuula! 213 00:08:51,632 --> 00:08:52,633 You want some of this? 214 00:08:56,203 --> 00:08:57,237 That was close, huh? 215 00:08:57,270 --> 00:08:58,271 - later, losers. 216 00:08:58,305 --> 00:09:00,107 - [laughs] 217 00:09:00,140 --> 00:09:02,309 - get me down! 218 00:09:02,342 --> 00:09:03,343 Now! 219 00:09:03,376 --> 00:09:04,945 Ah! 220 00:09:06,980 --> 00:09:09,216 Get your hands off me. 221 00:09:15,989 --> 00:09:20,027 - they got everything, Including all the food. 222 00:09:20,060 --> 00:09:21,929 - nooooo! 223 00:09:23,964 --> 00:09:26,333 - all that remains Is a single jug of water. 224 00:09:26,366 --> 00:09:28,636 [water gurgling] 225 00:09:34,274 --> 00:09:36,243 - my crown was dusty. 226 00:09:36,276 --> 00:09:38,111 I'm thirsty. 227 00:09:38,145 --> 00:09:40,648 And where is my bean paste For my fried rice balls? 228 00:09:40,648 --> 00:09:43,250 You stink as a warrior! 229 00:09:43,283 --> 00:09:45,085 You're supposed to protect me. 230 00:09:45,118 --> 00:09:46,319 - yes, princess. 231 00:09:46,353 --> 00:09:47,921 - and you! 232 00:09:47,955 --> 00:09:49,322 I wouldn't even use you For bait. 233 00:09:49,356 --> 00:09:51,024 - yes, princess. 234 00:09:52,392 --> 00:09:54,294 - leave them alone. 235 00:09:54,327 --> 00:09:55,295 - puddle-belly! 236 00:09:55,328 --> 00:09:57,197 - ooh! 237 00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:01,735 - my stuff is gone, And it's all your fault. 238 00:10:01,769 --> 00:10:03,303 - my fault? 239 00:10:03,336 --> 00:10:05,305 It's my fault? 240 00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:06,940 You wouldn't stay in the tree. 241 00:10:06,974 --> 00:10:08,776 You let the bandits get away. 242 00:10:08,809 --> 00:10:10,410 You dumped out The last of our water. 243 00:10:10,443 --> 00:10:12,279 And you picked on my friends. 244 00:10:12,312 --> 00:10:15,115 - oh! How dare you? 245 00:10:15,148 --> 00:10:19,119 - I dare because when Something's wrong, it's wrong. 246 00:10:19,152 --> 00:10:21,288 I don't care How royal highnessy you are. 247 00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:23,423 You are mean, rotten, bossy, And bratty, 248 00:10:23,456 --> 00:10:24,958 And nobody likes you. 249 00:10:28,796 --> 00:10:32,700 - [sobbing] 250 00:10:37,971 --> 00:10:39,039 - wow. 251 00:10:39,072 --> 00:10:41,441 In my mind, that was cooler. 252 00:10:41,474 --> 00:10:43,944 - you spoke the truth, buddy. 253 00:10:43,977 --> 00:10:46,446 Worst mistake of your life But appreciated. 254 00:10:46,479 --> 00:10:48,782 - well, this trip has been fun. 255 00:10:48,816 --> 00:10:51,118 We'll camp here for the night. 256 00:10:51,151 --> 00:10:54,688 - yeah, at least there's Lots of dirt to eat. 257 00:11:18,879 --> 00:11:20,480 - oh, hello. 258 00:11:20,513 --> 00:11:24,752 Didn't see you there On this...Log. 259 00:11:24,752 --> 00:11:27,054 So, hey, uh, since I'm here, 260 00:11:27,087 --> 00:11:29,389 Let me tell you a story. 261 00:11:29,422 --> 00:11:30,357 It's made up. 262 00:11:30,390 --> 00:11:31,424 It's, like, you know, 263 00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,761 One of those metaphorical, Parable-olical things 264 00:11:33,794 --> 00:11:35,228 That's, you know, made up. 265 00:11:35,262 --> 00:11:39,266 I mean, it's not based On anything real...Ish. 266 00:11:41,401 --> 00:11:43,904 So, anyway, 267 00:11:43,937 --> 00:11:47,007 This panda is taking This princess on a journey, 268 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:48,508 And even though he does Everything he can 269 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,477 To keep her happy and safe, 270 00:11:50,510 --> 00:11:54,447 She's just kind of...Mean. 271 00:11:54,481 --> 00:11:56,349 Like, really mean. 272 00:11:58,418 --> 00:12:01,188 And I tried-- That is, the panda tried hard 273 00:12:01,221 --> 00:12:03,123 And told his friends that he Could get you to like me. 274 00:12:03,156 --> 00:12:05,926 I mean, her--him--her like him, Not me. 275 00:12:05,959 --> 00:12:07,795 Him--he--ah. 276 00:12:07,795 --> 00:12:10,030 Anyway, he failed. 277 00:12:10,063 --> 00:12:13,300 No, I failed. 278 00:12:14,835 --> 00:12:17,037 So I kind of had to tell you The truth 279 00:12:17,070 --> 00:12:18,806 Even though it's not The best idea 280 00:12:18,839 --> 00:12:23,443 In terms of, I don't know, Staying alive. 281 00:12:23,476 --> 00:12:26,113 I was just trying. 282 00:12:26,146 --> 00:12:28,816 And, well, the moral Of the story is-- 283 00:12:28,816 --> 00:12:30,117 [sniffs] 284 00:12:30,150 --> 00:12:32,285 Do you smell something burning? 285 00:12:32,319 --> 00:12:33,286 [sizzling] 286 00:12:33,320 --> 00:12:34,454 [screams] 287 00:12:34,487 --> 00:12:36,389 Ow! Ow! 288 00:12:36,423 --> 00:12:38,491 Ow! Ooh! Ow! Ooh ooh ooh ooh! 289 00:12:43,296 --> 00:12:44,497 [groans] 290 00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,482 You--you fixed it. 291 00:13:02,515 --> 00:13:04,484 - is your foot okay? 292 00:13:04,517 --> 00:13:06,854 - ugh, if you like Medium rare. 293 00:13:06,887 --> 00:13:08,856 - [giggles] 294 00:13:08,889 --> 00:13:12,125 You think I don't know Nobody likes me? 295 00:13:12,159 --> 00:13:14,194 Some of them pretend to, 296 00:13:14,227 --> 00:13:18,031 But it's just because I'm a princess. 297 00:13:18,065 --> 00:13:19,599 I never have any friends-- 298 00:13:19,632 --> 00:13:22,435 Not real friends, like you have, 299 00:13:22,469 --> 00:13:23,603 Like the cricket 300 00:13:23,636 --> 00:13:26,506 And that mean man With the stripes. 301 00:13:28,541 --> 00:13:31,211 - you have a friend now. 302 00:13:31,244 --> 00:13:33,146 - the puppet? 303 00:13:33,180 --> 00:13:35,482 - duh! Me. 304 00:13:35,515 --> 00:13:36,583 - really? 305 00:13:36,616 --> 00:13:38,351 - yeah, why not? 306 00:13:38,385 --> 00:13:40,453 As long as you don't Chop my head off. 307 00:13:40,487 --> 00:13:42,890 - how do I know you don't just Want something from me? 308 00:13:42,890 --> 00:13:44,357 - are you kidding? 309 00:13:44,391 --> 00:13:46,894 After that bandit attack, You don't have anything. 310 00:13:46,894 --> 00:13:48,395 - hmm. 311 00:13:48,428 --> 00:13:49,396 It's a deal. 312 00:13:51,431 --> 00:13:54,467 - so care to lose a game Of mah-jongg? 313 00:13:54,501 --> 00:13:56,536 - I never lose. And I go first, and-- 314 00:13:58,171 --> 00:14:01,041 I mean, would you like To go first? 315 00:14:01,074 --> 00:14:04,144 - why, thank you, princess. 316 00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:05,345 You're still going to lose. 317 00:14:05,378 --> 00:14:06,914 - dream on. 318 00:14:08,515 --> 00:14:11,518 [laughter] 319 00:14:11,551 --> 00:14:13,586 - for the rider! 320 00:14:15,622 --> 00:14:16,623 It's princess style. 321 00:14:16,656 --> 00:14:17,991 Easy, now. Easy. 322 00:14:18,025 --> 00:14:19,659 Ha ha ha! Ah. 323 00:14:19,692 --> 00:14:21,394 Ah, we're going to hit That tree! 324 00:14:21,428 --> 00:14:23,330 [laughter] 325 00:14:23,363 --> 00:14:26,533 - uh, is the princess laughing, Or am I crazy? 326 00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:27,935 - I'm thinking both. 327 00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,371 - the qidon. We're there. 328 00:14:31,404 --> 00:14:33,106 - wow. 329 00:14:33,140 --> 00:14:34,407 - it looks-- - smelly. 330 00:14:34,441 --> 00:14:35,642 - I was going to say "Stanky," 331 00:14:35,675 --> 00:14:37,277 But I think We're on the same page here. 332 00:14:39,412 --> 00:14:41,448 - oh! 333 00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,253 - we made it. 334 00:14:46,286 --> 00:14:47,454 [clears throat] All right. 335 00:14:47,487 --> 00:14:49,256 Go ahead and knock. 336 00:14:49,289 --> 00:14:50,958 - you think they have Any fried rice balls 337 00:14:50,958 --> 00:14:52,225 Stuffed with bean paste? 338 00:14:52,259 --> 00:14:54,061 - that would be great. 339 00:14:58,731 --> 00:15:01,434 - it's so nice that you've Given her a little happiness 340 00:15:01,468 --> 00:15:03,436 Before she becomes The qidon king's servant 341 00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:05,038 For the rest of her life. 342 00:15:05,072 --> 00:15:06,439 - well, I-- 343 00:15:06,473 --> 00:15:08,575 Did you say "Servant"? 344 00:15:08,608 --> 00:15:09,642 - of course. 345 00:15:09,676 --> 00:15:11,044 It's why we came here. 346 00:15:11,078 --> 00:15:13,413 - we were told This was a peace mission. 347 00:15:13,446 --> 00:15:14,714 - it is. 348 00:15:14,747 --> 00:15:16,549 We're giving mei-li To the qidon king 349 00:15:16,583 --> 00:15:19,419 In exchange for peace. 350 00:15:19,452 --> 00:15:22,689 A terrible and deadly war Raged for decades 351 00:15:22,722 --> 00:15:24,992 Between us and the qidon. 352 00:15:29,296 --> 00:15:31,698 It was only by the offer Of a princess, 353 00:15:31,731 --> 00:15:34,401 One who would shoulder The burden of her people 354 00:15:34,434 --> 00:15:38,405 In tortuous labor, That the war was ended, 355 00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,442 A difficult but unavoidable Arrangement. 356 00:15:42,475 --> 00:15:46,646 Every few years, the king Is given a new princess, 357 00:15:46,679 --> 00:15:50,483 For none of them last that long. 358 00:15:50,517 --> 00:15:51,684 - no! 359 00:15:51,718 --> 00:15:53,753 We've got to get her Out of here. 360 00:15:53,786 --> 00:15:54,654 - enter! 361 00:15:54,687 --> 00:15:57,057 [growling] 362 00:15:59,626 --> 00:16:02,629 Well, I've waited weeks To have my armor scrubbed 363 00:16:02,662 --> 00:16:05,032 By a royal servant. 364 00:16:05,032 --> 00:16:06,633 Bring me the princess... 365 00:16:06,666 --> 00:16:09,036 My new servant. 366 00:16:09,036 --> 00:16:10,737 - [gasps] What? 367 00:16:15,708 --> 00:16:18,645 [guards growling] 368 00:16:18,678 --> 00:16:20,647 - once more, for clarity. 369 00:16:20,680 --> 00:16:22,449 Give me the princess! 370 00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:24,384 - all righty. 371 00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:25,785 Here you go. 372 00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:26,753 - what? 373 00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,621 Oh, uh, yes. 374 00:16:28,655 --> 00:16:30,690 I am the princess. 375 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:35,695 - my, my, princess. 376 00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:37,697 Please, won't you do 377 00:16:37,730 --> 00:16:41,801 The ceremonial princess Dancing song for me? 378 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:45,805 - uh, ceremonial dancing song? 379 00:16:45,838 --> 00:16:47,074 - do the princess dancing song! 380 00:16:49,709 --> 00:16:51,678 - uh... 381 00:16:51,711 --> 00:16:54,681 [tunelessly] * princess 382 00:16:54,714 --> 00:16:57,817 * ceremony dan-- 383 00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,719 * dance of the-- 384 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:02,322 * ceremony dance 385 00:17:02,355 --> 00:17:03,490 * princess-- 386 00:17:03,523 --> 00:17:05,325 - stop! 387 00:17:05,358 --> 00:17:07,327 Do you think I'm stupid? 388 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:08,528 - a little. 389 00:17:08,561 --> 00:17:10,097 - well, I'm not. 390 00:17:10,097 --> 00:17:12,099 I'm also not patient! 391 00:17:12,099 --> 00:17:14,734 Hand her over now! 392 00:17:14,767 --> 00:17:16,703 - I can't. Sorry. 393 00:17:16,736 --> 00:17:18,571 No way. Can't do it. 394 00:17:18,605 --> 00:17:22,742 - so be it. 395 00:17:22,775 --> 00:17:23,843 [all growling] 396 00:17:23,876 --> 00:17:27,114 - hyah! 397 00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:29,249 [groans] These guys are tough. 398 00:17:35,755 --> 00:17:37,357 - stop! 399 00:17:37,390 --> 00:17:38,591 - huh? 400 00:17:38,625 --> 00:17:40,560 - I won't let you risk Your lives for me. 401 00:17:40,593 --> 00:17:42,129 King of the qidon, 402 00:17:42,162 --> 00:17:46,233 I, princess mei-li, Surrender myself to you. 403 00:17:47,867 --> 00:17:49,836 - what? No! 404 00:17:53,506 --> 00:17:55,708 - I have to, po. 405 00:17:55,742 --> 00:17:57,610 - I accept this offering. 406 00:17:57,644 --> 00:18:00,380 In exchange, I promise peace. 407 00:18:00,413 --> 00:18:03,250 Right, let's start with "Get out." 408 00:18:03,283 --> 00:18:05,152 Put her in chains. 409 00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:16,463 - wait! 410 00:18:16,496 --> 00:18:17,797 - what is it? 411 00:18:17,830 --> 00:18:20,800 - let's...Make a deal. 412 00:18:20,833 --> 00:18:23,436 I'll fight any warrior You choose. 413 00:18:23,470 --> 00:18:25,872 If I win, the princess Returns home with us. 414 00:18:25,905 --> 00:18:29,609 If I lose, you get her And me. 415 00:18:29,642 --> 00:18:30,810 - mm... 416 00:18:30,843 --> 00:18:31,911 Pass. 417 00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,646 - hang on! Hang on. 418 00:18:33,680 --> 00:18:36,183 Don't answer yet, 'cause there's more. 419 00:18:36,183 --> 00:18:38,185 I will also throw in Master tigress 420 00:18:38,218 --> 00:18:40,853 And--wait for it-- Today only, 421 00:18:40,887 --> 00:18:42,489 Master mantis. 422 00:18:42,522 --> 00:18:43,823 - we're doing what, now? 423 00:18:43,856 --> 00:18:46,193 - why would I want to make A deal like this? 424 00:18:46,226 --> 00:18:47,927 - come on! 425 00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:50,863 You'd have the dragon warrior As your own personal servant. 426 00:18:50,897 --> 00:18:53,433 Wouldn't that be awesome? 427 00:18:53,466 --> 00:18:55,435 - you're the dragon warrior? 428 00:18:55,468 --> 00:18:56,636 No way! 429 00:18:56,669 --> 00:18:57,637 - he is, really. 430 00:18:57,670 --> 00:18:59,906 - yeah, I had a hard time Believing it too. 431 00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:03,810 - I defeated kung fu masters From across the land. 432 00:19:03,843 --> 00:19:07,847 But to beat the dragon warrior And have him as my servant? 433 00:19:07,880 --> 00:19:09,816 I accept your challenge. 434 00:19:09,849 --> 00:19:12,319 Prepare to fight! 435 00:19:21,561 --> 00:19:24,231 Temutai, warrior king Of the qidon! 436 00:19:24,264 --> 00:19:25,398 [all cheering] 437 00:19:25,432 --> 00:19:27,734 - I thought temutai Was a myth. 438 00:19:27,767 --> 00:19:29,536 - they say his kung fu Is so strong, 439 00:19:29,569 --> 00:19:32,405 He can tear an opponent in half Without even touching him. 440 00:19:32,439 --> 00:19:33,640 - wow! 441 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:36,809 That is awesome. 442 00:19:36,843 --> 00:19:39,746 Or it would be, to watch. 443 00:19:44,251 --> 00:19:46,319 - I won't allow this. 444 00:19:46,353 --> 00:19:47,820 - you don't have a choice. Sit down! 445 00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:52,859 - feeling lucky, huh? 446 00:19:52,892 --> 00:19:54,261 'cause here it comes. 447 00:19:54,261 --> 00:19:56,529 I got dragon warrior style. 448 00:19:56,563 --> 00:19:57,430 Whoo! 449 00:19:57,464 --> 00:19:59,266 Wah! 450 00:19:59,266 --> 00:20:02,335 - you're not what I expected From the dragon warrior. 451 00:20:02,369 --> 00:20:04,237 - I get that a lot. 452 00:20:04,271 --> 00:20:08,275 But wait till you experience My full bodacity. 453 00:20:08,308 --> 00:20:09,376 Ooh...Wah-tah! 454 00:20:11,911 --> 00:20:15,848 - do you need to take a minute To warm up or... 455 00:20:15,882 --> 00:20:16,916 - no. 456 00:20:16,949 --> 00:20:18,851 Just getting my second wind. 457 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:19,919 Wah! 458 00:20:19,952 --> 00:20:22,922 Wah-tah! Ha! Huh! Huh-huh! Guh! 459 00:20:27,960 --> 00:20:28,928 That's more like-- 460 00:20:43,476 --> 00:20:45,278 Am I alive? 461 00:20:45,312 --> 00:20:46,546 - po, this guy's too big. 462 00:20:46,579 --> 00:20:48,548 You can't fight him panda style. 463 00:20:48,581 --> 00:20:50,650 - don't know another style. 464 00:20:50,683 --> 00:20:53,286 - well, you better Figure one out! 465 00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:54,921 - sack of rice style? 466 00:20:56,923 --> 00:20:58,958 Ooh hoo hoo hoo hoo! 467 00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:00,026 - you can beat him, po. 468 00:21:00,059 --> 00:21:01,794 I know you can. 469 00:21:01,828 --> 00:21:03,330 - oh, thanks, princess, 470 00:21:03,330 --> 00:21:04,564 But I-- 471 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:06,766 Hey! 472 00:21:06,799 --> 00:21:09,001 Princess style! 473 00:21:13,039 --> 00:21:15,675 - [yelling] 474 00:21:23,850 --> 00:21:26,686 - this way. Left here. 475 00:21:27,987 --> 00:21:28,921 - [speaking in chinese] 476 00:21:33,793 --> 00:21:34,994 [both yelling] 477 00:21:38,365 --> 00:21:39,065 - ha! 478 00:21:40,967 --> 00:21:42,835 - do it, po! Do it! 479 00:21:48,408 --> 00:21:50,009 - big finish! 480 00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:59,419 [sighs] 481 00:22:01,521 --> 00:22:03,055 Oh, yeah! 482 00:22:03,089 --> 00:22:04,724 Who's got the moves? 483 00:22:04,757 --> 00:22:07,394 - you. 484 00:22:07,427 --> 00:22:09,028 You do. 485 00:22:09,061 --> 00:22:10,697 - so we can leave With the princess, 486 00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:13,400 *and you'll keep your promise Of peace, right? 487 00:22:13,400 --> 00:22:14,801 - yes. 488 00:22:14,834 --> 00:22:16,736 - [whispering] 489 00:22:16,769 --> 00:22:19,739 - oh! We need one more thing. 490 00:22:19,772 --> 00:22:20,740 [both chuckle] 491 00:22:24,043 --> 00:22:26,045 - awesome fried rice balls. 492 00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:27,580 - yeah. 493 00:22:27,614 --> 00:22:31,050 Oh, they got the bean paste Just right, buddy. 494 00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:34,421 - that's right, buddy. 495 00:22:34,421 --> 00:22:36,723 - hold on. Wait. Hold on. Wait. 496 00:22:36,756 --> 00:22:38,491 What if we just take The gold and jade 497 00:22:38,525 --> 00:22:40,827 But we leave the fabric? 498 00:22:40,860 --> 00:22:41,994 - wait, all right, This is what-- 499 00:22:42,028 --> 00:22:44,063 I'll carry the fabric. 500 00:22:44,096 --> 00:22:46,566 That pattern? Really hard to find. 501 00:22:46,599 --> 00:22:48,701 - unlike you idiots. 502 00:22:48,735 --> 00:22:50,437 - darn it! 503 00:22:50,437 --> 00:22:52,772 - run! 504 00:22:52,805 --> 00:22:54,073 - you guys. 505 00:22:54,106 --> 00:22:55,442 Seriously? 506 00:22:55,475 --> 00:22:56,743 Come on. 507 00:22:56,776 --> 00:22:59,045 This is just embarrassing. 32755

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