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- wah-tah!
Huh!
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Huh!
Ya!
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Male announcer:
And now...
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Dreamwork's kung fu panda
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Legends of awesomeness
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- * hear the legends
Of the kung fu panda *
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* doong, doong, doong, doong,
Doong-bowng, doo-boom-boom *
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* raised in a noodle shop
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* never seeking
Glory or fame *
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* he climbed a mountaintop
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* and earned
The dragon warrior name *
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Hoo!
Ah! Yah!
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* kung fu panda
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* doong, da-doong, doong,
Shu-gong, da-doong, doong *
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* master shifu
Saw the warrior blossom *
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* and master the skills
Of bodacious and awesome *
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* kung fu panda
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* doong, da-doong, doong-doong,
Da-doong, da-da-doong *
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* he lives,
And he trains *
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* and he fights
With the furious five *
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* protect the valley
Somethin', somethin' *
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* somethin',
Somethin' alive *
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Ooh, ah, ooh!
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* kung fu panda
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* legends of awesomeness
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Sweet.
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- come on, mantis.
You have to eat something.
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- [sighs]
I can't.
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My stomach feels like
I've been drinking
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From the cup
Of heartbreak and sorrow.
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[sighs]
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- did you try salt?
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- it's not that.
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Mantis' girlfriend dumped him,
And now he won't eat.
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- [sighs]
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She was the most beautiful
Caterpillar you ever saw.
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Then one day, poof!
She becomes a butterfly.
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Now it's like
I don't even know her.
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- romantic entanglements
Upset one's chi.
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That's why I avoid them.
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- yeah, that's the reason.
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- [chuckling]
Oh, man-tis, you got to eat.
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No eat-y, no energy.
No energy, no train-y.
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No train-y, no--
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- why-y are you-y
Talking like that-y?
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- because it's adorable?
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Ooh!
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I know just the dish to soothe
Your tiny broken heart.
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Wha-tah! Hoo-ah!
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Need a few bean paste dumplings,
Liberal portion of honey,
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Some sticky plum sauce,
Extra sticky,
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And my own supersecret
Ingredient...
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- isn't that
What we patch walls with?
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- so?
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Now we patch a broken heart.
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Now we just give it
A good stir, and voila!
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Po's famous sticky dumplings.
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Try one, mantis.
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- thanks, po.
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Oof!
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[muffled] I seem to be stuck
On your dumpling.
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- oops.
[chuckles]
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Guess I kind of went overboard
With the sticky.
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- [grunting]
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Not...As much fun...
As it looks!
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[grunts]
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- this is ridiculous.
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Here.
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[both grunting]
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- pull!
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Pull!
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[loud crash]
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- uh...
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- mealtime is over.
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Let's train.
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- uh, but--
But I just made--
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I mean, it seems like
A shame to waste the--and--
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Uh, maybe I'll just...
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[screams]
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- po!
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[stammers]
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[gulps]
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[gulps]
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[chains jangling]
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- [sighs]
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- excellent.
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Now, po, I--
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[gasps]
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Panda, are you eating
In here?
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- [chewing loudly]
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[swallows]
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No.
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- we have rules about eating
In the training hall.
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- is one of them
That we should?
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- [sighs]
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That's enough training
For today.
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You're dismissed.
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Except for you,
Dragon warrior.
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I have a special mission
For you.
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- ah.
You guys go on.
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Special mission.
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- I would like
The dragon warrior...
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- yes?
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- to clean the entire
Training hall by sunset.
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- huh?
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[groans]
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But, master shifu,
You don't understand.
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I was gonna...
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- yes?
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- I got nothin',
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So I thought
I'd just trail off like that.
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- good decision.
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Now get to work,
And take care.
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This training hall
Is a hallowed and special place.
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[sleepy flute music]
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- [swallowing]
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But first,
A little dragon warrior action.
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Hiy--oh!
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Ah, stuck!
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The sticky dumplings.
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Might have made 'em
A bit too sticky.
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[grunting]
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Kee-yah!
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[grunts]
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No!
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Oof!
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[chain jangling]
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Uh-oh.
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[stammering]
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Ah! Ow!
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Ah!
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Oh-hoo!
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Huh?
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The dumplings!
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Ah!
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Oh, no, the whole place!
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Noooo!
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Ah!
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[cogs grinding]
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Ah!
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[wood creaking]
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Uh, I broke the training hall.
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That's...Kind of impressive
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And awful.
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I got to fix this
Before shifu finds out.
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[grunting]
Almost.
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I've just got to...Want it.
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Here we go now.
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[grunting[
Feel the thunder.
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Yeah, feel the thunder.
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Oof!
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You!
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I hope you're happy,
Sticky dumpling.
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This is all your fault!
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Oh, I can't stay mad at you.
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[gulps]
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[gasps]
What's this?
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They must have made
The training hall.
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That's shifu's mark,
And that's taotie.
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[gasps]
I'll get him to fix the hall!
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Hey, someone
Could trip over this.
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[rattling sound]
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[sharp chinking sound]
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Ah!
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[wire whipping]
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Whoa, that is so--
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Huh?
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Sweet!
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Wasn't so...
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[screaming]
Bad!
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[loud thud]
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[grunts]
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Whew.
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[dart whistles through air]
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Ah.
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[gasping]
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Taotie?
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- dad, it's for you.
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- what is the meaning of this?
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- uh! Ow! Ow!
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Uh! Look,
I didn't come to fight.
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But if I did, just so you know,
I'm sort of the dragon warrior.
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You'd need more than a stick.
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[blades chinking]
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Yeah, that'd do it.
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- [whimpering nervously]
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Whoa, cool thingies.
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- care for a closer look?
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My own inventions.
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- nobody cares, dad.
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- ah, no, that's plenty close.
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Look, I wouldn't bother you,
But...
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[chuckles nervously]
Someone needs your help.
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- who?
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- shifu.
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- shifu seeks my assistance?
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- uh, yeah.
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He's like all, "Get taotie.
He's the man."
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- that doesn't sound like shifu.
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- he's got a little cold.
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Anyway, the training hall
You guys built,
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It's kind of...Broke.
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- what?
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That equipment was built
To last centuries.
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What kind of addlepated lummox
Could've broken it?
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- no one knows.
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But, uh, between you and me,
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I think it was that
Grasshopper-lookin' guy.
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- and shifu sent for me?
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- you could say that.
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Or you could say that it would
Be great if you fixed the hall
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Without anyone ever finding out.
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- ah, now I understand.
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- [slurping]
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I'm gonna take a nap.
[yawns]
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Wake me
When you guys aren't lame.
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- please excuse my son,
Bian zao.
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He's just learning
The business.
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- lame!
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- so will you do it?
Will you fix the training hall?
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- anything
For my old friend shifu.
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- who we're not gonna tell
Anything about this to.
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- it'll be our secret.
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- oh, what a relief.
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If you fix it,
This will be awesome.
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- sounds great.
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Could you stand
On that "X" again?
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[dart whistles through air]
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- hmm?
Hmm.
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- this is too perfect, my son.
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Escorted into the jade palace
By the dragon warrior
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Right under that moron shifu's
Pointy nose?
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[laughs]
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- I thought you said shifu
Is your friend.
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- was my friend.
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Many years ago, shifu and I were
At the jade palace together,
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But I was never as good
As shifu.
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We thought better training
Would do the trick,
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So we worked side by side
Building the training hall--
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My finest achievement.
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But while it helped shifu
Improve tremendously,
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I was still hopeless.
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I wanted to make up
For my lackings,
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So I devised ingenious
Mechanical contrivances
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To compensate for my weak spots.
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I was so excited to show
My mechanical improvements
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To oogway and shifu.
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They looked at me with horror.
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My machines had sullied
The purity of kung fu.
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Well, I have news for you:
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Kung fu is outdated
And useless!
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Which machinery comes power.
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Now this lumbering mountain
Of black-and-white pudding
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Will take me right in.
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Once my machines and I
Are victorious,
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The villagers will see
What true power is.
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They'll turn their backs
On kung fu
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And worship me like a god.
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- I'm not going.
[slurping]
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- just come.
You'll have fun.
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I will soon destroy
All who once opposed me!
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[cackling evilly]
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- [chuckling slowly]
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[chuckling]
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Ah.
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00:10:53,921 --> 00:10:56,690
So you guys ready to go?
267
00:10:56,724 --> 00:11:00,093
[grunting]
268
00:11:00,127 --> 00:11:02,930
- is this really necessary?
269
00:11:02,963 --> 00:11:04,464
- yes, I told you.
270
00:11:04,497 --> 00:11:05,733
- ow!
271
00:11:07,234 --> 00:11:09,069
- yikes.
272
00:11:09,102 --> 00:11:10,070
Gah!
273
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,905
Hey, you guys look great.
274
00:11:11,939 --> 00:11:14,174
[chuckles]
Been working out?
275
00:11:14,207 --> 00:11:16,076
- uh, no,
No one's been working out,
276
00:11:16,109 --> 00:11:17,444
Because the training hall's
Closed
277
00:11:17,477 --> 00:11:19,112
Till you finish cleaning it.
278
00:11:19,146 --> 00:11:22,750
- oh, yeah, right, and that's
Just what I'm gonna do
279
00:11:22,783 --> 00:11:27,454
With this, uh--
This crate of giant...
280
00:11:27,487 --> 00:11:29,923
Sponges.
281
00:11:29,957 --> 00:11:31,491
So, uh, bye.
282
00:11:31,524 --> 00:11:32,893
[grunts]
283
00:11:34,427 --> 00:11:36,329
- ow!
284
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:38,431
- okay, now,
We don't have much time, so--
285
00:11:38,465 --> 00:11:41,268
- behold, my son, my greatest--
286
00:11:41,301 --> 00:11:42,369
Wha--
287
00:11:42,402 --> 00:11:44,772
The training hall!
It's ruined!
288
00:11:44,805 --> 00:11:48,408
Oh, my creation,
My beautiful creation.
289
00:11:48,441 --> 00:11:50,277
Oh, it's okay.
290
00:11:50,310 --> 00:11:52,212
I'm here now.
291
00:11:52,245 --> 00:11:53,781
Oh, oh!
292
00:11:53,814 --> 00:11:55,883
What did you do to it?
293
00:11:55,916 --> 00:11:58,051
- see what I've been
Dealing with?
294
00:11:58,085 --> 00:11:59,853
- look, I told you, I--
295
00:11:59,887 --> 00:12:03,056
Look, we can go back and forth
Over who did what and...
296
00:12:04,457 --> 00:12:06,393
Okay, not so much
With the back-and-forth,
297
00:12:06,426 --> 00:12:09,062
But what's important is,
Can you fix it?
298
00:12:09,096 --> 00:12:12,099
- of course,
But for a job this big,
299
00:12:12,132 --> 00:12:14,835
I'm going to need special tools.
300
00:12:14,868 --> 00:12:17,270
Do you have anything
Of infinite power
301
00:12:17,304 --> 00:12:21,274
In the shape of an orb
That's made of jade?
302
00:12:21,308 --> 00:12:22,242
- no.
303
00:12:22,275 --> 00:12:26,246
We do have the jade orb
Of infinite pow--oh!
304
00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:27,948
Ah, but that's sacred,
305
00:12:27,981 --> 00:12:30,017
And it's only
For huge emergencies.
306
00:12:30,050 --> 00:12:33,120
- and what exactly
Would you call this?
307
00:12:33,153 --> 00:12:34,421
- good point.
I'll be right back.
308
00:12:34,454 --> 00:12:36,890
Just remember
To stay out of sight.
309
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:43,096
- soon the jade palace
Will be ours, my son.
310
00:12:43,130 --> 00:12:44,832
- neat.
311
00:12:51,171 --> 00:12:55,909
- [grunting]
312
00:12:55,943 --> 00:12:57,210
- oh!
313
00:12:57,244 --> 00:12:58,511
- what are you doing?
314
00:12:58,545 --> 00:13:00,948
- uh, what--
What are you doing?
315
00:13:00,981 --> 00:13:02,415
I mean, stop looking
At my butt.
316
00:13:02,449 --> 00:13:04,417
I--I'm sensitive about it.
317
00:13:04,451 --> 00:13:06,954
- oh, sorry, man.
318
00:13:09,556 --> 00:13:10,858
- [grunts]
319
00:13:13,460 --> 00:13:15,395
Uh, there you go.
320
00:13:15,428 --> 00:13:17,564
Now, if we can just
Move things along in here,
321
00:13:17,597 --> 00:13:20,033
'cause we're kind of
Out of time.
322
00:13:20,067 --> 00:13:22,402
- certainly.
Just keep everyone out.
323
00:13:22,435 --> 00:13:23,904
- right. I'm on it.
324
00:13:23,937 --> 00:13:25,873
[screams]
325
00:13:25,906 --> 00:13:26,706
- jeez!
326
00:13:26,739 --> 00:13:29,509
- mantis, uh,
What are you doing?
327
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,878
- [sighs]
328
00:13:30,911 --> 00:13:33,546
Drowning my sorrows
In a good workout.
329
00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:35,115
- that's a terrible idea.
330
00:13:35,148 --> 00:13:36,984
You know what you should do?
331
00:13:37,017 --> 00:13:40,020
Talk about it, like,
Somewhere else
332
00:13:40,053 --> 00:13:42,189
And not right here.
333
00:13:42,222 --> 00:13:42,890
- [sighs]
334
00:13:42,923 --> 00:13:45,058
I miss my girlfriend so much.
335
00:13:45,092 --> 00:13:47,360
Everything I look at
Reminds me of her,
336
00:13:47,394 --> 00:13:50,030
Like that rock...
337
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:51,498
Or that butterfly.
338
00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:52,900
- actually, that's her.
339
00:13:52,933 --> 00:13:55,102
- I'm just getting my stuff.
340
00:13:55,135 --> 00:13:57,037
- when does it stop,
341
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:59,206
The hurting?
342
00:13:59,239 --> 00:14:00,607
- [gasps]
343
00:14:00,640 --> 00:14:01,574
Tigress!
344
00:14:01,608 --> 00:14:04,044
Good talk, buddy.
I feel better. Bye!
345
00:14:04,077 --> 00:14:05,245
Wha!
346
00:14:05,278 --> 00:14:06,546
- oof!
347
00:14:06,579 --> 00:14:07,981
Get off of me.
348
00:14:08,015 --> 00:14:09,216
What are you doing?
349
00:14:09,249 --> 00:14:10,918
- heh, this is better
Than training
350
00:14:10,918 --> 00:14:12,319
On some dumb machine, right?
351
00:14:12,352 --> 00:14:13,553
Feel the burn.
352
00:14:13,586 --> 00:14:14,454
- [grunts]
353
00:14:14,487 --> 00:14:16,924
I am going in there.
354
00:14:16,924 --> 00:14:19,526
- why?
Because you're scared of me?
355
00:14:19,559 --> 00:14:21,261
- I am scared of nothing.
356
00:14:21,294 --> 00:14:23,030
- how about now?
Grr!
357
00:14:23,063 --> 00:14:25,098
Or now?
Huh!
358
00:14:25,132 --> 00:14:26,967
Or now?
[cackles wickedly]
359
00:14:27,000 --> 00:14:29,202
- I am not scared of you.
360
00:14:29,236 --> 00:14:31,438
- yes, you are,
Scaredy-cat, scaredy-cat,
361
00:14:31,471 --> 00:14:33,473
Scaredy-ca-at!
362
00:14:33,506 --> 00:14:36,376
- po! Po?
363
00:14:36,409 --> 00:14:37,377
- [gasps]
364
00:14:37,410 --> 00:14:38,611
Shifu!
365
00:14:38,645 --> 00:14:40,981
Oh, uh, what's up, 'fu?
366
00:14:41,014 --> 00:14:42,549
I mean, shi'.
367
00:14:42,582 --> 00:14:44,417
See how I did that backwards?
368
00:14:44,451 --> 00:14:46,619
[chuckles nervously]
'fu...
369
00:14:46,653 --> 00:14:48,956
- I want to see
How the training hall
370
00:14:48,956 --> 00:14:50,123
Is coming along.
371
00:14:50,157 --> 00:14:52,425
- uh, I want it
To be a surprise.
372
00:14:52,459 --> 00:14:54,427
- I don't like surprises.
373
00:14:54,461 --> 00:14:55,963
- really?
374
00:14:55,996 --> 00:14:57,597
Uh, because I'm doing
Some stuff with floor wax
375
00:14:57,630 --> 00:14:59,967
That will really blow your mind.
376
00:15:01,568 --> 00:15:03,436
- what are you hiding from me,
Panda?
377
00:15:03,470 --> 00:15:04,972
- uh, nothing.
378
00:15:04,972 --> 00:15:07,040
What--what makes you think
I'm hiding anything?
379
00:15:07,074 --> 00:15:08,075
- ya!
380
00:15:08,108 --> 00:15:09,376
Thought I wouldn't find you,
Huh?
381
00:15:09,409 --> 00:15:11,211
- you're not sensitive
About your butt.
382
00:15:11,244 --> 00:15:13,146
- giant sponges aren't heavy.
383
00:15:13,180 --> 00:15:14,581
- you've been acting weird
All day.
384
00:15:14,614 --> 00:15:17,084
- are you dating my girlfriend?
385
00:15:17,117 --> 00:15:18,451
- all right,
You guys must be crazy,
386
00:15:18,485 --> 00:15:20,387
Because I don't know
What you're talking about.
387
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:22,155
[explosion]
388
00:15:26,459 --> 00:15:29,429
[foreboding music]
389
00:15:29,462 --> 00:15:34,434
*
390
00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,603
- what is that?
391
00:15:36,636 --> 00:15:38,605
- the...Training hall.
392
00:15:38,638 --> 00:15:40,507
- and who is that?
393
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:46,579
- hello, shifu,
My old friend.
394
00:15:46,613 --> 00:15:48,281
- taotie!
395
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:57,157
- how did this happen?
396
00:15:57,190 --> 00:15:58,525
How did he get in here?
397
00:15:58,558 --> 00:16:01,694
- oh, it was quite simple,
Shifu.
398
00:16:01,728 --> 00:16:06,233
Your dragon warrior
Showed us right in.
399
00:16:06,266 --> 00:16:09,169
[dramatic music]
400
00:16:10,603 --> 00:16:14,241
[laughs loudly]
401
00:16:14,274 --> 00:16:16,509
- yeah, about that...
402
00:16:16,543 --> 00:16:17,710
I kind of got
Some sticky dumplings
403
00:16:17,744 --> 00:16:19,079
Stuck in the training machine,
404
00:16:19,112 --> 00:16:20,613
Which then went all, like,
Crash, boom,
405
00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:21,681
And then I found taotie
To fix it,
406
00:16:21,714 --> 00:16:24,384
And he--blah, blah, blah,
Blah, blah--made that!
407
00:16:24,417 --> 00:16:26,719
- you're responsible
For all of this?
408
00:16:26,753 --> 00:16:28,488
- no! Yes!
409
00:16:28,521 --> 00:16:30,790
But I--I thought
You and taotie were friends.
410
00:16:30,823 --> 00:16:32,459
- we were once,
411
00:16:32,492 --> 00:16:35,462
Until he abandoned kung fu
When his heart turned dark.
412
00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,565
- oh...Would have been
Good to know.
413
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:40,533
- [growls]
414
00:16:42,202 --> 00:16:44,137
I'm very angry with you, panda,
415
00:16:44,171 --> 00:16:47,574
So angry, I can't even think
Of a punishment harsh enough.
416
00:16:48,841 --> 00:16:50,543
[loud thunk]
417
00:16:50,577 --> 00:16:52,279
That's good enough.
418
00:16:52,312 --> 00:16:53,646
Everyone, positions.
419
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:55,282
- huh!
- huh!
420
00:16:55,315 --> 00:16:56,549
- yeah, we can do it.
421
00:16:56,583 --> 00:16:58,518
We can take this thing down.
422
00:16:58,551 --> 00:17:01,154
- po, I gave you a broom,
And this happened.
423
00:17:01,188 --> 00:17:03,190
Do you think I'm going
To let you fight?
424
00:17:03,223 --> 00:17:04,191
- yeah.
425
00:17:04,224 --> 00:17:05,258
Maybe you sit this one out.
426
00:17:05,292 --> 00:17:06,293
- haven't you done enough?
427
00:17:06,326 --> 00:17:07,460
- as the wise man say:
428
00:17:07,494 --> 00:17:08,461
Get the heck out!
429
00:17:08,495 --> 00:17:09,429
- but...
430
00:17:09,462 --> 00:17:10,763
- we don't want your help.
431
00:17:13,733 --> 00:17:16,269
- look at that, shifu.
432
00:17:16,303 --> 00:17:19,539
All your precious training
Running away.
433
00:17:19,572 --> 00:17:22,309
You'll never see a machine
Do that.
434
00:17:22,342 --> 00:17:24,611
- and you'll never see
A machine do this.
435
00:17:30,650 --> 00:17:33,453
- oof.
436
00:17:33,486 --> 00:17:34,687
Uh!
437
00:17:43,496 --> 00:17:44,597
- [grunts]
438
00:17:44,631 --> 00:17:46,233
Hyah!
439
00:17:48,501 --> 00:17:49,736
[panting]
440
00:17:49,769 --> 00:17:53,273
[grunting]
441
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:54,741
[dishes rattling]
442
00:17:54,774 --> 00:17:56,609
- oh, gah, this is torture.
443
00:17:56,643 --> 00:17:58,411
I'm an idiot.
444
00:17:58,445 --> 00:18:01,814
All this mess just because
Of some stupid dumplings.
445
00:18:03,550 --> 00:18:07,720
- [cackling loudly]
446
00:18:07,754 --> 00:18:09,622
[blades chinking]
447
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:18,498
- oof!
448
00:18:19,566 --> 00:18:23,170
[arrows whistling through air]
449
00:18:23,170 --> 00:18:24,771
- uh!
450
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,208
[chain clanging]
451
00:18:28,241 --> 00:18:30,410
- ahh!
452
00:18:30,443 --> 00:18:32,279
[throwing stars chinking]
453
00:18:32,312 --> 00:18:33,446
- [rattling]
454
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:40,820
- [grunting]
455
00:18:40,853 --> 00:18:42,422
Oof!
456
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:44,624
Bad idea!
457
00:18:50,230 --> 00:18:52,199
[throwing stars chinking]
458
00:19:01,641 --> 00:19:03,910
[fire roaring]
459
00:19:03,943 --> 00:19:05,478
- [gasps]
460
00:19:05,512 --> 00:19:06,446
Ah!
461
00:19:08,715 --> 00:19:12,585
- so, shifu, ready to admit
That machinery is more powerful
462
00:19:12,619 --> 00:19:14,821
Than your old-fashioned kung fu?
463
00:19:14,854 --> 00:19:17,524
- machinery will never
Be more powerful,
464
00:19:17,557 --> 00:19:20,227
Because it has no heart.
465
00:19:20,227 --> 00:19:23,496
- and soon neither will you.
466
00:19:23,530 --> 00:19:24,764
- [gasps]
467
00:19:24,797 --> 00:19:26,799
[grunting]
468
00:19:26,833 --> 00:19:29,502
- [laughing evilly]
469
00:19:29,536 --> 00:19:31,304
- surrender, taotie.
470
00:19:33,573 --> 00:19:34,707
- ha!
471
00:19:34,741 --> 00:19:38,845
Your panda style is no match
For my mechanical marvel.
472
00:19:38,878 --> 00:19:42,249
- it is you
Who is no match for this.
473
00:19:42,249 --> 00:19:43,550
- dumplings?
474
00:19:43,583 --> 00:19:44,684
- dumplings?
475
00:19:44,717 --> 00:19:48,488
- sticky dumpling style.
476
00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:51,391
[arrows whistling through air]
477
00:19:54,294 --> 00:19:55,262
Huh!
478
00:19:55,295 --> 00:19:56,263
Ha!
479
00:19:56,296 --> 00:19:57,264
[arrows pinging]
480
00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:07,507
[suspenseful flute music]
481
00:20:07,540 --> 00:20:12,479
*
482
00:20:16,683 --> 00:20:17,650
- ooh!
483
00:20:17,684 --> 00:20:18,518
Ooh! Ha! Ooh!
484
00:20:18,551 --> 00:20:19,519
Ha!
485
00:20:19,552 --> 00:20:22,355
Huh! Huh! Huh!
486
00:20:22,389 --> 00:20:24,524
- [cackles]
487
00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:26,493
[chain jangling]
488
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:28,495
[chopsticks whistling
Through air]
489
00:20:31,531 --> 00:20:32,965
- [sighs]
490
00:20:32,999 --> 00:20:34,000
Uh!
491
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,968
[grunting]
492
00:20:36,002 --> 00:20:39,272
[growling]
493
00:20:39,306 --> 00:20:40,940
Ha!
494
00:20:42,509 --> 00:20:46,613
[fire roaring]
495
00:20:46,646 --> 00:20:48,848
Whoo.
496
00:20:48,881 --> 00:20:50,783
Come on, sticky dumplings,
Do your thing.
497
00:20:50,817 --> 00:20:52,785
- [cackles]
498
00:20:57,490 --> 00:20:58,725
[cackles]
499
00:21:00,993 --> 00:21:01,961
- hoo-ah!
500
00:21:01,994 --> 00:21:02,962
Huh!
501
00:21:02,995 --> 00:21:05,031
Shifu!
502
00:21:05,064 --> 00:21:06,533
- uh!
503
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:10,903
- uh-oh.
504
00:21:16,376 --> 00:21:19,579
[grunting]
505
00:21:19,612 --> 00:21:22,515
- thought you could beat me
With dumplings?
506
00:21:22,549 --> 00:21:24,517
Ah! What's happening?
507
00:21:24,551 --> 00:21:26,619
Crank harder!
508
00:21:26,653 --> 00:21:27,787
- you crank harder.
509
00:21:29,556 --> 00:21:31,491
- no!
510
00:21:36,529 --> 00:21:40,099
- you fellas want to come down
And try your luck mano a mano
511
00:21:40,132 --> 00:21:41,934
Without hiding
Behind your machines?
512
00:21:41,968 --> 00:21:43,370
[wood creaking]
513
00:21:43,370 --> 00:21:44,371
- ah!
514
00:21:44,371 --> 00:21:46,839
[loud crash]
515
00:21:46,873 --> 00:21:49,108
[blades chinking]
516
00:21:49,141 --> 00:21:50,643
- not really.
517
00:21:50,677 --> 00:21:53,045
We'll be back
For the palace someday,
518
00:21:53,079 --> 00:21:55,848
And then you'll see
The awesome power
519
00:21:55,882 --> 00:21:57,550
Of my inventions and--
520
00:21:57,584 --> 00:21:58,751
Wha--
521
00:21:58,785 --> 00:22:01,754
Did you oil these blades
Like I asked you to?
522
00:22:01,788 --> 00:22:04,457
- blades are stupid.
523
00:22:04,491 --> 00:22:07,960
Both:
Whoa!
524
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,697
[loud thud]
525
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:11,864
- they're getting away!
526
00:22:11,898 --> 00:22:13,633
- let them go, panda.
527
00:22:13,666 --> 00:22:15,602
We'll send them the bill.
528
00:22:15,635 --> 00:22:18,405
- shifu,
Sorry for, uh--
529
00:22:18,438 --> 00:22:19,406
- everything?
530
00:22:19,406 --> 00:22:23,510
- well, I don't know
About everything, but...
531
00:22:23,543 --> 00:22:24,711
A lot.
532
00:22:24,744 --> 00:22:28,515
- po, I must admit that you
Did a good job defending us,
533
00:22:28,548 --> 00:22:32,419
So good that I have one more job
For the dragon warrior.
534
00:22:32,452 --> 00:22:35,021
- yeah? Bring it!
535
00:22:35,054 --> 00:22:36,723
[whimpers]
536
00:22:40,159 --> 00:22:41,661
- delicious.
537
00:22:41,694 --> 00:22:43,530
- more sticky dumplings,
Mantis?
538
00:22:43,563 --> 00:22:46,433
- oh, don't mind if I do.
539
00:22:46,433 --> 00:22:48,835
- so you seem
To be feeling better.
540
00:22:48,868 --> 00:22:50,470
- I'm doing great.
541
00:22:50,503 --> 00:22:52,505
- good, because you know what?
542
00:22:52,539 --> 00:22:53,640
You were really too good
For her.
543
00:22:53,673 --> 00:22:54,974
I mean, nobody really liked her.
544
00:22:56,609 --> 00:22:57,343
- yeah...
545
00:22:57,444 --> 00:23:00,680
We actually
Got back together.
546
00:23:00,713 --> 00:23:02,849
- she's lovely. Nice lady.
Best to you both.
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