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No... No...
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David!
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Great, yeah.
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I thought I heard you pull in.
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So, where are you going?
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Mom, I got stuff to do.
I just, I can't be here right now.
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Sweetie, is this about Jenny?
She'll forgive you.
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Just, you know, reach out and...
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I did reach out. I sent her
this massive manifesto length apology
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that made my phone hot
while I was trying to send it
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and she still didn't respond,
so, that is over. Over.
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I mean, I'm moving on, gotta go...
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Sweetie, it's Dad's birthday, okay?
You can't go.
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I know. But Dad celebrates his birthdays,
half-birthdays, quarter-birthdays,
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eighth-birthdays, and something
he calls nano-birthdays.
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So, it's kind of always Dad's birthday,
right?
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I need to get back to the office. I...
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Oh, is that where you've been all week?
Because I've been calling you
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and you have not returned my calls,
and I've been worried sick.
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Are you sleeping in this?
You can't sleep in this.
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David, you're gonna get tweed sores.
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No, well, I'm not sleeping, Mom.
That... I'm working.
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-Okay, I'm in a flow state.
-Mm-hmm.
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It's like surfing a wave of pure thought.
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After all these years, I'm finally
gonna prove Goldbach's Conjecture
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and revolutionize mathematics.
I am this close, I can taste it! Haha!
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David, are you using math
to hide from life, like always?
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No. I don't do that,
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-that's not me.
-Just like in kindergarten
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when the kids made fun of you
because you couldn't skip,
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and you just came home and you buried your
little nose in all those puzzle books.
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You know what, David, life isn't math,
okay, it's messy.
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Life is messy. People are messy.
David... David!
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-You're doing it now!
-No, I'm not.
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Okay, out! No excuses! Ugh!
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FYI, my offer still stands,
I can teach you how to skip.
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I...
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Hey! Welcome to Harvey Gras!
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Who's ready for a Cajun invasion?!
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Okay. Happy birthday, Dad.
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Oh, come on Dinky, I think you mean...
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Uh, bonne fete à toi, Monsieur Harvois!
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Atta boy! Now, let's get low!
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Ooh!
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Ooh!
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Joyeux Anniversaire, Joyeux Anniversaire!
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Bonne fete à toi, Harvois,
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Joyeux Anniversaire!
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Woo! Woo-woo-woo!
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Merci beaucoup!
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De rien.
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Wowee, what a soiree!
This gumbo is tres magnifique!
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And ooh-la-la, such glorious gifts!
My very first Rolex.
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I feel like Lil Uzi Vert.
Thank you, honey!
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-Blep!
-And...
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my very first hairpiece.
Thank you... Rose.
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Yeah, Mom. He looks like
the My Pillow guy.
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That one hundred percent yak.
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And Gregg, how the heck did you
afford this amp man?
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I thought you blew all your savings
on Gregg by Greggwest.
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All that stupid stuff you bought.
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Don't you worry your
pretty little yak-head about it, Pops.
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You're worth it.
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Hey, what about you David?
What did you get Dad for a present?
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See? This is
what I was talking about. David!
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Yo, math-boy. Don't tell me
you forgot Dad's gift?
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No, no! I, uh... Yeah, um...
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Oh, here, uh, yep. Here you go, Dad.
Happy birthday.
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-Wow!
-Thank you, David.
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"Get one free sub,
when you buy ten other subs.
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Cheesesteaks not included."
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Yeah, and I already bought
six subs.
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So, there's only four more left
until you can get a free sub.
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Wow.
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What a deal! So we should probably
move things along,
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because we've got the neighborhood
noise curfew that kicks in at nine.
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That's right! It's not Harvey Gras
without fireworks!
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And I drove two hours
across state lines to get these!
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I got Roman Candles, Satan's Spliffs,
operation dig dong...
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...ugly Betties...
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Oh!
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-Oh!
-Oh, no!
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Grandma Sadie's tablecloth!
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- Sorry, Nana.
- Rose!
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'Kay, Harvey, you get the door,
I'll get the soda water, all right?
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Great Grandma Sadie's ghost
is totally gonna murder you.
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Oh, she will. She definitely will.
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Donnie, what are you doing back here?
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Brought you a birthday gift. So, I wanted
to bring it straight to your kitchen.
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-It's cauliflower from my garden.
-Ooh.
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It's really growin' like crazy this year,
'cause, uh,
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-I've been fertilizing it with my own...
-Great, thank you.
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Goodnight, Donnie.
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Slow down, birthday twin.
Donnie's birthday, too!
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Don't tell me you forgot.
Where's my present?
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Oh, right. Uh, here.
There you go. Come on.
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"Cheesesteaks not included"?
This is borderline insulting, Harv.
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Yeah.
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Tell you what, I'll take a slice
of that cake instead.
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Fine. Just take it to go.
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I will... After I get my birthday selfie.
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Jesus, fine.
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Oh, not with you. Jane,
how 'bout a birthday selfie with Donnie?
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Okay, let's make it quick.
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Donnie and Jane, count of three.
Donnie and Jane!
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We have enough.
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Oh, that's gonna be a great profile pic.
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-Goodnight, Donnie.
-Oh, thanks.
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What's your birthday theme this year?
You a magician's assistant?
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Yeah. Now, disappear.
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Here we go... Here, sweetie...
Can you give me a hand?
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Good luck, he's orbiting Jupiter.
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Now, David, blot it, don't rub.
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Blot it, don't rub.
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Oh...
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Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, I've seen this before.
He's in "spinning beach ball mode," Nana.
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Don't worry about it though.
Nothing I can't fix real quick.
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All you gotta do is hit "restart"!
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Gregg!
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There you go.
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No, no. No-no-no-no, I had it.
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Had what, honey?
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Goldbach's Conjecture, Mom!
I totally had it!
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- Oh...
- The heavens were opening!
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Angels were singing, Mom!
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But then you had to hit me in the head,
you little psychopath!
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Right when it was all about to click!
You ruined my big eureka moment!
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More like a urethra moment.
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How is that even a joke?!
How is it even a joke?!
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You know it's a penis joke.
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Thanks a lot, Whoopsie,
you son of a bitch!
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Hey! Your mother's not a bitch!
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-Yeah, and I'm not an accident!
-Hmm.
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Honey, honey, where you going?
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My office, Mom. I've gotta get it back.
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Recover my train of thought
before it's totally kaput.
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Wait-wait-wait! Stop. Stay. Don't go.
What do you want?
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You want some coffee?
Shall I make coffee?
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You want a window to scribble on?
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We don't actually write on windows, Mom.
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-No?
-No.
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Well, I just want to help.
We all wanna help. How can we help?
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Thanks, but that is one equation
that I have not forgotten...
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"You all" plus "help" equals "shitshow."
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Oh, David! Give us a chance to do better.
Okay?
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We love you, and all
your father and I care about is you...
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Argh! It's twenty to nine!
Fireworks time! Bonsoir, David!
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-Harvey...
-Yeah, Bonsoir, Harvois!
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No, no! Harvey, you listen to me.
If he doesn't solve this math problem,
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he's never gonna face his real problems,
which is Jenny Spiegel.
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Fine. All right, lay it on me.
Come on, quick.
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-Quick-quick-quick-quick.
-What?!
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Your math thing. Go!
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Dad. The greatest minds in the world
have been working
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to prove Goldbach's Conjecture
since seventeen forty two.
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Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit me!
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-Is he serious?
-Yeah. I don't know.
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All right, fine, fine.
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Prove that every even counting number
greater than two...
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Greater than two, 'kay.
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Can be expressed as the sum of two primes.
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Primes... Gimme a second...
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Okay.
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Ninety-three.
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Is that it, David? Is it ninety-three?
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- It's not ninety-three.
- Okay.
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It's not just a number. It's a complicated
series of logical conjectures...
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Ninety-four!
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Bye. Bye!
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Oh, wait, no, wait! I have an idea.
A real one. A good one.
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Sometimes, when
I lose my train of thought,
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I just retrace my steps, and then boop,
I'm right back on that train.
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What do you mean?
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So, if I just do what I was doing,
and hear what I was hearing,
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and see what I was seeing,
then I think what I was thinking.
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Hmm... environmental cues...
sparking neural pathways...
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I mean, makes sense. But we're
not gonna recreate the entire night.
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Well, when were things just
really clicking for you? Math-wise.
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I guess when we started singing for Dad.
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Then we just go back to that! We just
recreate the last five minutes. So easy!
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I mean, it could work.
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No, it will work! It will work! Why?
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Because we're Langers.
And it's in our family motto!
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Yeah? Yeah?
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Keep calm and anger on?
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Keep calm and Langer on!
He knows! He knows!
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But it's fireworks time!
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Harvey, you can either
do your fireworks right now,
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or you can just wait five minutes and
help our son make mathematical history.
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So, what's it gonna be?
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-Harvey!
-I'm thinking!
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Okay, who is ready to witness
a math miracle in the making?
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And then... pew-pew-pew!
Fireworks are ready in the back yard!
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-David, you ready?
-I suppose.
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Bowls, wine, table cloth, cake!
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Well, at least I get a second dinner
out of it. Haha!
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Let's get ready to gumbo!
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Joyeux Anniversaire! Joyeux Anniversaire!
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Bonne fete à toi, Harvois!
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Joyeux Anni...
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Oh, wait. Donnie's supposed
to knock at the back.
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-He's not supposed to ring at the front.
-It's okay.
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He made a mistake, we're gonna fix it.
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Gregg, why don't you go tell Donnie
to go to the back door, okay?
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Why do I have to be the one to...
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Don't be a prick, Gregg, just go.
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Good evening.
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Who are you?
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I'm with a Debt Collection Agency.
Is a Dr. Harvey Langer available to...
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No!
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Sir, so you happen to know
why Dr. Langer
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-is not paying his credit card bills?
-I...
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And are you aware of any recent purchases,
such as
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a smoke machine, t-shirt cannon,
guitar amplifier?
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Mmm! You have the wrong house.
There's no Harvey here, so...
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There's no Harvey Langer,
it's just a Harvey Gras.
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That’s not what my paper work says.
Sir...
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Hey! It's all good.
Sent Donnie around to the kitchen.
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All right so, let's take it
from his entrance.
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David, are you ready to spill the wine?
Okay, good.
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Uh, Donnie, that's your cue!
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But David, don't really spill it
this time, just pretend, you know.
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Mom, he has to spill it
or it's not gonna work.
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- Oh, no.
- Sorry, Nana.
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Don't apologize to me,
apologize to your Great Grandma Sadie.
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Sorry, Sadie.
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Not that way. That way.
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Oh, my God.
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Mm, mm!
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Nana's gettin' turnt.
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Oh, God. More cauliflower?
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Wait, what's Lambert doing here?
He wasn't here the first time.
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No, I know, he gotta go for a walk. 'Cause
if he don't get out this time of night...
234
00:11:26,311 --> 00:11:27,396
Hey! Get back...
235
00:11:27,479 --> 00:11:29,272
-He'll be all right. It's okay.
-Donnie!
236
00:11:29,356 --> 00:11:30,357
Good boy, Lamb!
237
00:11:30,440 --> 00:11:32,067
Hey, where the hell...
238
00:11:32,150 --> 00:11:35,570
Lambert!
You gotta be kidding me! No! Come on!
239
00:11:35,654 --> 00:11:37,489
Who's my good boy?
240
00:11:37,572 --> 00:11:39,783
-Donnie! He just peed on my amp!
-Donnie!
241
00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:42,327
Oh, sorry. Just stick it in a bag of rice,
or something.
242
00:11:42,411 --> 00:11:44,621
No, how about you just get your dog
out of my...
243
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,622
All right.
244
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:46,957
Just give him a piece of cake.
245
00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,292
I'm not giving this guy
another piece of my cake.
246
00:11:49,376 --> 00:11:53,004
Harvey, please. We owe this to David.
He is so close, right now.
247
00:11:53,672 --> 00:11:55,048
-Fine.
-Okay.
248
00:11:55,132 --> 00:11:58,051
Make it a big piece, it's my birthday.
249
00:11:58,135 --> 00:11:59,136
All right, here.
250
00:11:59,219 --> 00:12:01,680
All right. Here you go, Lamb!
251
00:12:01,763 --> 00:12:03,598
- Oh, come on.
- Good boy!
252
00:12:03,682 --> 00:12:04,641
Goodnight, Donnie.
253
00:12:04,724 --> 00:12:06,726
Hold on, we gotta do the birthday selfie!
254
00:12:06,810 --> 00:12:08,728
I want to be in it too, Daddy!
255
00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,856
-You got it Lam, come on Jane.
-Come on.
256
00:12:10,939 --> 00:12:12,899
Oh, it's like we're a family!
257
00:12:20,824 --> 00:12:24,077
Here, sweetie, give me a hand?
258
00:12:28,999 --> 00:12:31,084
Here, sweetie, give me a hand.
259
00:12:31,168 --> 00:12:34,087
Mom. That's your cue.
260
00:12:34,171 --> 00:12:35,172
Oh.
261
00:12:36,214 --> 00:12:37,466
Line?
262
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:40,927
Pfft. Yeah, well, worth a try.
Worth a try. Goodnight, everybody.
263
00:12:41,011 --> 00:12:43,930
No, no, honey. No, wait.
Okay, everybody. From the top!
264
00:12:44,014 --> 00:12:46,308
We're gonna keep doing this
until we get it right.
265
00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:49,436
But honey, we're all exhausted.
Just let him work...
266
00:12:49,519 --> 00:12:51,563
and let us firework. Right, Gregg?
267
00:12:51,646 --> 00:12:52,522
Hm?
268
00:12:52,606 --> 00:12:55,901
No, okay, listen. If we all
just pay attention to our cues...
269
00:12:55,984 --> 00:13:00,155
Mom, Mom, honestly, forget it.
I'm never proving Goldbach's Conjecture.
270
00:13:00,238 --> 00:13:02,824
And I'm definitely not winning
the Fields Medal, that's for sure.
271
00:13:02,908 --> 00:13:05,660
Let alone the million-dollar prize
that comes with it, so...
272
00:13:05,744 --> 00:13:07,329
Wait, what did you, what did you say?
273
00:13:07,412 --> 00:13:09,915
Did you say that whoever proves this thing
gets a milli? Is that what you said?
274
00:13:09,998 --> 00:13:13,084
Yeah, but it's not about the money, Gregg,
it's about the pride of...
275
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:16,296
Okay, yeah, no, you know what,
Mom was right! We should totally do this!
276
00:13:16,379 --> 00:13:18,215
C'mon people, time is money
and money is time!
277
00:13:18,298 --> 00:13:19,508
Let's take it from the top!
278
00:13:19,591 --> 00:13:22,802
Okay, you heard the man! Places, everyone!
279
00:13:22,886 --> 00:13:24,721
No, but my fireworks! Jane, it's...
280
00:13:24,804 --> 00:13:26,681
I said, "Places, everyone!"
281
00:13:48,245 --> 00:13:49,246
Huh, Mother?
282
00:14:34,457 --> 00:14:37,544
Okay, guys!
We're nailing this, okay!
283
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:42,716
So, no pressure, Mom, but he's very close!
It's all you.
284
00:14:42,799 --> 00:14:45,927
You got this, Rose. "Blot it, don't rub."
285
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,012
Yeah.
286
00:14:49,681 --> 00:14:53,643
Bop it, don't rut! Oh! What?!
287
00:14:53,727 --> 00:14:56,980
Uh, boop it, don't snap.
288
00:14:57,063 --> 00:15:00,275
No-no-no-no-no.
Wait a minute, I got it, I got it.
289
00:15:00,358 --> 00:15:03,987
Blip it, don't blop.
Or reeb it, don't snap.
290
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:07,574
Rib it, rub it, rub it,
baba buoy, baba buoy.
291
00:15:07,657 --> 00:15:13,663
Live from New York, it's Saturday night!
292
00:15:14,205 --> 00:15:19,628
Mom! I don't mean to insult you,
but why is this so hard?
293
00:15:19,711 --> 00:15:25,717
It's four words! Okay, so just look at me.
Look at me and just listen.
294
00:15:25,800 --> 00:15:29,346
It's, "Blot it, don't rot!"
295
00:15:29,429 --> 00:15:30,555
Argh! Lost it!
296
00:15:30,639 --> 00:15:32,098
-Jane! What are you doing?
-Boo!
297
00:15:32,182 --> 00:15:34,434
-That's what I said!
-No! Don't boo me!
298
00:15:34,517 --> 00:15:36,811
That's exactly what I said before!
299
00:15:36,895 --> 00:15:38,313
-Because you were... no.
-Ssh!
300
00:15:38,396 --> 00:15:39,731
-Because you were say...
-Ssh!
301
00:15:39,814 --> 00:15:40,899
-Mother...
-What?!
302
00:15:42,609 --> 00:15:45,487
What is Donnie's problem.
Again?! What is with him?!
303
00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:46,863
I-I got it!
304
00:15:46,946 --> 00:15:50,825
Blot it, don't rub. Right?
305
00:15:50,909 --> 00:15:52,202
Yeah, that's it.
306
00:15:55,830 --> 00:15:59,376
Sir, I've confirmed that this is,
in fact, the address of Dr. Harvey Langer.
307
00:15:59,459 --> 00:16:01,419
Yep! Harvey Langer. Wowee!
308
00:16:01,503 --> 00:16:04,756
You're Harvey Langer?
Dentist. Age fifty two?
309
00:16:04,839 --> 00:16:07,717
Fifty-three, actually! It's my birthday.
310
00:16:07,801 --> 00:16:10,053
But I don't have time
for all this happy horseshit.
311
00:16:10,136 --> 00:16:11,096
What do you want?!
312
00:16:11,179 --> 00:16:13,181
Do I really have to pretend
I haven't already...
313
00:16:13,264 --> 00:16:15,141
Sir, I'm here
about unpaid credit card bills.
314
00:16:15,225 --> 00:16:17,268
And/or identity theft.
315
00:16:17,352 --> 00:16:21,231
You know what... Here. Take this and go.
316
00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:22,273
What is this?
317
00:16:22,357 --> 00:16:23,858
It's a brand new Rolex.
318
00:16:23,942 --> 00:16:26,361
Collateral for my so-called,
you know, "debts."
319
00:16:26,444 --> 00:16:28,863
Sir, this is fake. It says "Lorax."
320
00:16:28,947 --> 00:16:32,534
What? My mom wouldn't...
I mean, my wife...
321
00:16:32,617 --> 00:16:35,870
would not give my dad... Me! Argh!
322
00:16:35,954 --> 00:16:38,957
My wife would not give me a fake Rolex...
323
00:16:39,040 --> 00:16:41,418
Gregg, what the hell's going on, man?
324
00:16:41,501 --> 00:16:42,877
What are you doing?
325
00:16:42,961 --> 00:16:43,962
Are you Harvey Langer?
326
00:16:44,045 --> 00:16:45,380
-Yes!
-Yes!
327
00:16:45,463 --> 00:16:49,551
Yes. Uh, me, too.
I also Harvey Langer.
328
00:16:49,634 --> 00:16:51,594
We all Harvey Langer!
329
00:16:51,678 --> 00:16:57,308
Harvey Langer, Harvey Langer,
Harvey Langer, Harvey Langer.
330
00:16:57,392 --> 00:17:01,563
I hope this was helpful.
I'm going to go to sleep now.
331
00:17:01,646 --> 00:17:03,064
Okay, night, night, Nana.
332
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:04,858
So long, Harvey Langer!
333
00:17:18,913 --> 00:17:21,875
A fake Rolex? Really Jane, why?
334
00:17:21,958 --> 00:17:24,042
Only so I didn't have to worry
about you losing it!
335
00:17:24,127 --> 00:17:26,921
You've flushed three different sets
of AirPods down the toilet, Harvey.
336
00:17:27,005 --> 00:17:28,965
Two! Two! I did not flush that third set!
337
00:17:29,048 --> 00:17:32,093
The "Find My Stuff" app says they're
somewhere in the couch, right there!
338
00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,553
So you can take that back right now!
339
00:17:33,636 --> 00:17:36,514
Why are you yelling at me and not him?
He stole your identity.
340
00:17:36,598 --> 00:17:38,308
I didn't steal it, I just borrowed it.
341
00:17:38,391 --> 00:17:39,309
What?!
342
00:17:39,392 --> 00:17:43,062
Okay, here. You're you again.
343
00:17:43,146 --> 00:17:46,983
No! Not another... Aah! until
you pay back every penny!
344
00:17:47,066 --> 00:17:50,779
Stop! Enough! Please, please!
345
00:17:50,862 --> 00:17:53,990
Why did I stay here tonight?
Why did I think you guys could help me?
346
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:55,116
Oh, honey...
347
00:17:55,200 --> 00:17:58,369
Last week, you ruined my relationship
with Jenny. And now, my career.
348
00:17:58,453 --> 00:18:01,873
What am I even doing here? Why
do I come to these Friday night dinners?
349
00:18:01,956 --> 00:18:03,041
Hmm? For what?
350
00:18:03,124 --> 00:18:04,000
Dinky...
351
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:06,961
No. Happy birthday, Dad.
I'm done. I'm done.
352
00:18:10,256 --> 00:18:11,174
Will you...
353
00:18:19,140 --> 00:18:21,810
Hey, yo, David! How come
no-one's cueing me?
354
00:18:21,893 --> 00:18:23,102
Standin' out there forever.
355
00:18:23,186 --> 00:18:25,313
This shit gets unwieldy.
You ever hold cauliflower?
356
00:18:25,396 --> 00:18:28,316
Sorry, Donnie. It's over, okay.
My family blew it.
357
00:18:28,399 --> 00:18:29,818
Thanks, man. See ya 'round.
358
00:18:39,077 --> 00:18:42,705
You know, uh, your pop and I
might be birthday twins,
359
00:18:43,790 --> 00:18:45,583
but I never really got that guy.
360
00:18:45,667 --> 00:18:50,213
Except, of course, for his taste in women,
which is undeniable.
361
00:18:50,296 --> 00:18:51,339
Okay, goodbye.
362
00:18:56,094 --> 00:18:58,680
But you, David, you I get.
363
00:18:58,763 --> 00:19:01,015
We're practically the same person,
me and you.
364
00:19:01,099 --> 00:19:02,225
Are we, Donnie?
365
00:19:02,308 --> 00:19:05,270
Little shy, bit of a loner, alcoholic...
366
00:19:05,353 --> 00:19:06,604
No, no, I don't drink.
367
00:19:06,688 --> 00:19:10,024
Atta boy, David. Good for you.
How many days you been sober?
368
00:19:10,108 --> 00:19:11,526
I'm not sober, I don't...
369
00:19:11,609 --> 00:19:14,445
Hey, it's okay. Been there.
And as similar as we are, David,
370
00:19:14,529 --> 00:19:19,450
there is one big diff: you got a family.
And they would do anything for you.
371
00:19:19,534 --> 00:19:23,872
Crazy stuff! Like tonight?
Oh, ho, jeezoman!
372
00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,623
I sure wish I had what you got.
373
00:19:27,333 --> 00:19:29,961
Anyway, 'night, David.
374
00:19:30,044 --> 00:19:31,170
'Night, Donnie.
375
00:19:31,254 --> 00:19:35,133
Oh, and David? Work those steps.
One day at a time.
376
00:19:35,216 --> 00:19:38,011
Keep the plug in the jug.
You got this, buddy!
377
00:19:38,094 --> 00:19:39,095
Okay.
378
00:19:39,178 --> 00:19:40,638
Donnie believes in ya!
379
00:20:14,339 --> 00:20:15,423
Oh...
380
00:20:15,506 --> 00:20:17,300
Oh!
381
00:20:17,383 --> 00:20:19,719
David, you came back! Wowee!
382
00:20:19,802 --> 00:20:24,891
Oh... Oh, my gosh, honey, it's too late.
It's past the neighborhood noise curfew.
383
00:20:24,974 --> 00:20:29,103
Oh, screw it. It ain't Harvey Gras
without the fireworks.
384
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,106
- Wow!
- Oh!
385
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,733
Satan's spliffs!
386
00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:36,110
Oh, my head...
387
00:20:36,194 --> 00:20:39,489
Yep, yep, yep...
all's well that ends well.
388
00:20:40,657 --> 00:20:42,700
-Love you, Dad.
-Aw, love you too, buddy.
389
00:20:42,784 --> 00:20:44,494
Can't wait to start working together!
390
00:20:44,577 --> 00:20:45,578
What was that?
391
00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:48,998
Monday, you'll report to the dentist's
office first thing in the morning,
392
00:20:49,082 --> 00:20:52,669
and you'll be manning the reception desk
until all the money's paid off.
393
00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:56,923
What?! That's crazy!
Mom, tell Dad that's crazy.
394
00:20:57,006 --> 00:20:58,716
Suck it, Whoopsie.
395
00:21:00,760 --> 00:21:02,345
I'm so happy you came back.
396
00:21:02,428 --> 00:21:06,516
Oh. I'm sorry I lost it
earlier. I am lucky to have you guys.
397
00:21:06,599 --> 00:21:09,102
As insane as that sounds
coming out of my mouth.
398
00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,312
Ohh... Well, you know,
399
00:21:11,396 --> 00:21:15,149
I'm sorry that we all
kinda diarrhea'd all over your life.
400
00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:19,070
You didn't. I did, you know.
I'm the one that lied to Jenny,
401
00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:21,155
and made dad's birthday
entirely about me.
402
00:21:21,239 --> 00:21:24,033
No. No, I deserved that whack on the head.
403
00:21:24,117 --> 00:21:25,618
Ohh!
404
00:21:25,702 --> 00:21:29,163
You're gonna get her back.
You are, I just know it.
405
00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:33,167
And you know why,
because you're a Langer. Hah!
406
00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,585
And what do we do?
407
00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:35,920
Ah, don't make me say it.
408
00:21:36,004 --> 00:21:37,380
David, what do we do?
409
00:21:37,463 --> 00:21:39,007
We keep calm and Langer on.
410
00:21:39,090 --> 00:21:41,050
Yes, we do! Oh!
411
00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:44,679
And just to prove it,
it is time for your skipping lesson.
412
00:21:44,762 --> 00:21:45,930
-Oh...
-Okay, here we go.
413
00:21:46,014 --> 00:21:48,891
Here we go. We're gonna step, step, hop.
414
00:21:48,975 --> 00:21:53,187
It's just a hop. Hop is up and down.
There we go, step-hop. Step-hop!
415
00:21:53,271 --> 00:21:55,314
-Look, okay, watch. Step, hop...
-Yeah, yeah...
416
00:21:55,398 --> 00:21:57,400
Look at that, Charlie!
417
00:21:57,483 --> 00:22:00,278
It's 10:00, assholes!
418
00:23:05,510 --> 00:23:06,511
Here we go!
419
00:23:06,594 --> 00:23:07,637
Passover party people!
420
00:23:07,720 --> 00:23:09,597
-Ca-caw!
-The Langer games are on!
421
00:23:09,680 --> 00:23:11,307
What are the Langer Games?
422
00:23:11,390 --> 00:23:12,975
It's a high-stakes matzo hunt.
423
00:23:13,059 --> 00:23:14,727
It's like cockfighting, but with children.
424
00:23:14,811 --> 00:23:15,978
You say that likes it's a bad thing.
425
00:23:16,062 --> 00:23:17,730
David, I have incredible news.
426
00:23:17,814 --> 00:23:20,066
The world has finally discovered
my prank channel!
427
00:23:20,149 --> 00:23:21,359
Your what?
428
00:23:22,443 --> 00:23:23,861
We're going viral!
429
00:23:23,945 --> 00:23:28,116
Welcome to the Langerdome!
Let the wild rumpus start!
430
00:23:30,201 --> 00:23:32,620
I thought you said it was gonna be
boring here tonight.
431
00:23:32,703 --> 00:23:34,413
Oh!
432
00:23:34,497 --> 00:23:35,540
Mwah!
433
00:23:36,791 --> 00:23:38,626
Yeah, I really hoped it would be.
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