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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,500 --> 00:00:03,166 - Previously on "Below Deck": 2 00:00:05,000 --> 00:00:06,500 - Fastest two will get two-hour breaks. 3 00:00:06,500 --> 00:00:07,533 The slowest two will get one-hour breaks. 4 00:00:07,533 --> 00:00:08,767 I've tried training Jen. 5 00:00:08,767 --> 00:00:10,233 I can lead a horse to water, 6 00:00:10,233 --> 00:00:12,033 but I can't make her think. 7 00:00:12,033 --> 00:00:13,266 Bri is done. Jen is still f---ing going. 8 00:00:13,266 --> 00:00:14,567 - I'm working the hardest 9 00:00:14,567 --> 00:00:16,166 and Bri is being rewarded for it. 10 00:00:16,166 --> 00:00:17,166 It's f---ed up. 11 00:00:17,166 --> 00:00:18,300 I left my daughter 12 00:00:18,300 --> 00:00:19,667 to go after my dreams, 13 00:00:19,667 --> 00:00:21,166 but this is a living nightmare. 14 00:00:21,166 --> 00:00:23,767 [electronic music] 15 00:00:23,767 --> 00:00:25,533 - Josh is my older brother. 16 00:00:25,533 --> 00:00:27,100 It's actually really good that he's coming down. 17 00:00:27,100 --> 00:00:29,166 - Easy J. I wanted to ask 18 00:00:29,166 --> 00:00:31,000 if you want to go to dinner with me. 19 00:00:31,000 --> 00:00:33,000 - True gentleman knows how to court a lady, 20 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,166 and he takes the time to make the right move. 21 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:37,033 - I got my own steak juice up in the club. 22 00:00:37,033 --> 00:00:39,066 - We're doing it big-time, girl. 23 00:00:39,066 --> 00:00:42,266 See you later. 24 00:00:42,266 --> 00:00:43,734 - I'll be back on the 22nd. 25 00:00:43,734 --> 00:00:45,066 Did you want to get together? 26 00:00:45,066 --> 00:00:46,200 - Nope. 27 00:00:46,200 --> 00:00:47,266 - It's hard as a chef 28 00:00:47,266 --> 00:00:48,467 to not have your life 29 00:00:48,467 --> 00:00:49,600 affect your work, 30 00:00:49,600 --> 00:00:51,567 and that has to stop for me. 31 00:00:51,567 --> 00:00:53,066 - Me being the boatswain and all, 32 00:00:53,066 --> 00:00:55,033 if we can all just work together... 33 00:00:55,033 --> 00:00:56,567 - I just broke up with my girlfriend. 34 00:00:56,567 --> 00:00:58,467 It's just an emotional burden 35 00:00:58,467 --> 00:01:00,200 and it's something I don't want to deal with. 36 00:01:00,200 --> 00:01:01,533 - Recently got engaged 37 00:01:01,533 --> 00:01:02,734 and looking forward 38 00:01:02,734 --> 00:01:04,200 to celebrating their engagement 39 00:01:04,200 --> 00:01:05,734 with some of their closest friends. 40 00:01:05,734 --> 00:01:07,266 - We gotta get this party started. 41 00:01:07,266 --> 00:01:09,133 - I have nothing against 42 00:01:09,133 --> 00:01:11,467 an older gentleman wanting to date a younger lady. 43 00:01:11,467 --> 00:01:13,000 - I'm not happy with that. 44 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:14,200 More champagne for you. 45 00:01:14,200 --> 00:01:15,333 They haven't done our luggage? 46 00:01:15,333 --> 00:01:17,066 - If you're gonna do that, 47 00:01:17,066 --> 00:01:18,200 you should probably pick a quieter one. 48 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,066 - What the f---? [laughs] 49 00:01:20,066 --> 00:01:21,633 - Get inside right now. 50 00:01:21,633 --> 00:01:22,633 We need to put all the luggage away. 51 00:01:22,633 --> 00:01:24,033 - I want everybody 52 00:01:24,033 --> 00:01:25,333 to get in their swimsuits. 53 00:01:25,333 --> 00:01:26,600 - It's gonna be a long 48 hours. 54 00:01:26,600 --> 00:01:27,633 - Oh my god, I hate this! 55 00:01:27,633 --> 00:01:29,100 Ooh, I hate this. 56 00:01:29,100 --> 00:01:32,100 [upbeat music] 57 00:01:32,100 --> 00:01:39,200 ♪ ♪ 58 00:01:44,100 --> 00:01:47,100 [swelling electronic music] 59 00:01:47,100 --> 00:01:49,300 - What are you doing? 60 00:01:49,300 --> 00:01:50,767 We gotta go get in our swimsuits. 61 00:01:50,767 --> 00:01:53,500 - Oh... 62 00:01:53,500 --> 00:01:55,233 - I feel like I've been waiting on luggage 63 00:01:55,233 --> 00:01:56,767 for a long time. - I'll do it right now. 64 00:01:56,767 --> 00:01:58,500 Anchor? Bruno, I need you right now. 65 00:01:58,500 --> 00:01:59,633 All this luggage is still sitting here. 66 00:01:59,633 --> 00:02:01,100 - We need luggage in rooms. 67 00:02:01,100 --> 00:02:02,533 Like, yesterday. 68 00:02:02,533 --> 00:02:04,000 - We need to put all the luggage away. 69 00:02:04,000 --> 00:02:05,367 - EJ is my boss, 70 00:02:05,367 --> 00:02:06,633 and I'm trying my hardest 71 00:02:06,633 --> 00:02:08,000 just to embrace the situation, 72 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,467 but it's hard not to just 73 00:02:09,467 --> 00:02:11,600 jump in and lead everybody 74 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,266 and just be the boatswain. 75 00:02:13,266 --> 00:02:15,367 - We're good? - Yep. Thank you. 76 00:02:15,367 --> 00:02:17,467 Thank you, buddy. I really appreciate it. 77 00:02:17,467 --> 00:02:19,533 - Hey, Jen? Go unpack the master. 78 00:02:19,533 --> 00:02:21,100 - Oh, I hate this. - Yeah. 79 00:02:21,100 --> 00:02:22,266 - It may be too soon to tell, 80 00:02:22,266 --> 00:02:23,600 but I'm getting the feeling 81 00:02:23,600 --> 00:02:25,066 that I hate these people. 82 00:02:25,066 --> 00:02:26,734 - Yeah. 83 00:02:26,734 --> 00:02:28,133 - I feel like 84 00:02:28,133 --> 00:02:30,066 I'm back in elementary school 85 00:02:30,066 --> 00:02:32,133 with the way that Brianna and Kate are acting. 86 00:02:32,133 --> 00:02:34,400 Maybe I should be giving myself 87 00:02:34,400 --> 00:02:36,200 the advice that I'm giving to my daughter. 88 00:02:36,200 --> 00:02:37,467 Don't worry about it. 89 00:02:37,467 --> 00:02:38,667 It's nothing to be stressed about. 90 00:02:38,667 --> 00:02:41,000 - Okay. - I love you. 91 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,633 I'm allowing these bitches to get to me. 92 00:02:42,633 --> 00:02:45,166 I'm just gonna let the sh-- roll off my shoulders. 93 00:02:45,166 --> 00:02:46,500 - Okay, perfect. 94 00:02:46,500 --> 00:02:48,166 You are awesome. Thank you. 95 00:02:48,166 --> 00:02:49,433 - If there's anything I can get you, 96 00:02:49,433 --> 00:02:50,700 just let me know. - Yeah, perfect. 97 00:02:50,700 --> 00:02:53,166 ♪ ♪ 98 00:02:53,166 --> 00:02:54,166 - Margarita. I want it 99 00:02:54,166 --> 00:02:55,400 a little less sweet. 100 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,667 - Okay. Skinny Girl margarita, 101 00:02:56,667 --> 00:03:01,033 not as sweet. 102 00:03:01,033 --> 00:03:04,166 - Further in I get, the better off we're gonna be. 103 00:03:04,166 --> 00:03:05,367 - Whoa, hey... - Hi! 104 00:03:05,367 --> 00:03:07,300 - That's a heck of a swimsuit. 105 00:03:07,300 --> 00:03:09,033 - Er, what? 106 00:03:09,033 --> 00:03:10,567 - Looking good. 107 00:03:10,567 --> 00:03:11,667 - Very nice. 108 00:03:11,667 --> 00:03:13,567 - Mm. - Oooh! 109 00:03:13,567 --> 00:03:15,667 - I like that. - Yeah. 110 00:03:15,667 --> 00:03:17,033 - Get ready to drop on my mark. 111 00:03:17,033 --> 00:03:19,367 Give me three shots, now. 112 00:03:23,700 --> 00:03:25,066 What's it looking like? 113 00:03:25,066 --> 00:03:26,333 - It's getting harder. 114 00:03:26,333 --> 00:03:27,734 - Come on, baby. 115 00:03:27,734 --> 00:03:28,734 - Okay, it's getting harder now. 116 00:03:28,734 --> 00:03:30,066 - Come on, baby. 117 00:03:30,066 --> 00:03:31,066 - Okay, we got a hard stay, 118 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:32,333 hard stay. 119 00:03:32,333 --> 00:03:33,467 - Copy that. Let's lock it in. 120 00:03:33,467 --> 00:03:35,700 - I think we're good. 121 00:03:38,734 --> 00:03:40,600 - Jen, Jen, Kate. - Go ahead. 122 00:03:40,600 --> 00:03:43,734 - Can you please come meet me in the twin guest cabin? 123 00:03:43,734 --> 00:03:46,667 - Aww, you bought me a teddy bear! 124 00:03:46,667 --> 00:03:48,600 [laughter] 125 00:03:48,600 --> 00:03:51,166 - That's exactly what I would bring with me as an adult. 126 00:03:51,166 --> 00:03:52,734 We've already got a boatload of crazy with these guests, 127 00:03:52,734 --> 00:03:54,333 so the fact that Jen's laughing again-- 128 00:03:54,333 --> 00:03:55,734 I'll take it. 129 00:03:55,734 --> 00:03:57,600 When she's happy, I'm happy. 130 00:03:57,600 --> 00:03:59,433 When she's mad, I can't wait for it to be over. 131 00:03:59,433 --> 00:04:01,400 I think they are all nuts. 132 00:04:01,400 --> 00:04:04,400 [low string music] 133 00:04:04,400 --> 00:04:09,767 ♪ ♪ 134 00:04:09,767 --> 00:04:11,100 - Love you. [kisses] 135 00:04:11,100 --> 00:04:12,300 - Ah, so you guys look cozy. 136 00:04:12,300 --> 00:04:13,700 - Yeah. - We're relaxed. 137 00:04:13,700 --> 00:04:15,200 - Is that the new principal there? 138 00:04:15,200 --> 00:04:16,367 - Yeah. - I have a talk-to. 139 00:04:16,367 --> 00:04:17,433 - Hi. 140 00:04:17,433 --> 00:04:18,500 - I'll be your chef 141 00:04:18,500 --> 00:04:19,500 the next couple days. 142 00:04:19,500 --> 00:04:20,567 We have, for lunch, 143 00:04:20,567 --> 00:04:22,033 a beautiful sirloin, 144 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:23,100 cut really thin, 145 00:04:23,100 --> 00:04:24,200 on top of a nice salad 146 00:04:24,200 --> 00:04:25,367 with Italian dressing. 147 00:04:25,367 --> 00:04:26,700 Then we do, for dinner, 148 00:04:26,700 --> 00:04:28,500 a grouper or a snapper. 149 00:04:28,500 --> 00:04:30,300 I'm in great head-space right now. 150 00:04:30,300 --> 00:04:31,633 There's no more baggage with my ex, 151 00:04:31,633 --> 00:04:32,767 so I'm gonna do what I do best, 152 00:04:32,767 --> 00:04:34,233 and they're gonna love it. 153 00:04:34,233 --> 00:04:36,100 - Awesome. - There you go. 154 00:04:36,100 --> 00:04:37,633 [electronic music] 155 00:04:37,633 --> 00:04:40,100 - Let me get your booty. 156 00:04:40,100 --> 00:04:42,100 - Oh, it hurts. - Sun's out, buns out. 157 00:04:42,100 --> 00:04:44,200 - Perfect. - There we go. 158 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:46,633 - Dude, that chick in her f---ing bikini, 159 00:04:46,633 --> 00:04:49,066 is f---ing amazing. - I know. 160 00:04:51,233 --> 00:04:53,000 - I'll double-check with Chef Matt. 161 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:54,667 - Because if anything we can get it out fast... 162 00:04:54,667 --> 00:04:56,500 - Sure. I'll let him know. - Yes? Okay, perfect. 163 00:04:56,500 --> 00:04:58,400 - Sara just asked me about lunchtime, 164 00:04:58,400 --> 00:05:00,667 because they want to go in it fast. 165 00:05:00,667 --> 00:05:02,000 - Okay, great. 166 00:05:02,000 --> 00:05:03,734 I'll set the table for them. 167 00:05:03,734 --> 00:05:05,400 - Can I get a whole deck crew 168 00:05:05,400 --> 00:05:07,133 just to run from top to bottom, 169 00:05:07,133 --> 00:05:08,400 just making sure everything's stowed, 170 00:05:08,400 --> 00:05:09,667 no pillows have blown away? 171 00:05:09,667 --> 00:05:11,333 - Copy that. 172 00:05:11,333 --> 00:05:12,767 - Another day on the water. - Yeah. 173 00:05:12,767 --> 00:05:14,333 This is a pretty little spot. 174 00:05:14,333 --> 00:05:16,133 - Paradise. 175 00:05:16,133 --> 00:05:17,600 - Down in the islands, man. 176 00:05:17,600 --> 00:05:20,400 - [imitates Jamaican accent] Yah, man. 177 00:05:20,400 --> 00:05:21,734 - What's going on, Bru-ster? 178 00:05:21,734 --> 00:05:23,266 - Swim platform's all set up, yo. 179 00:05:23,266 --> 00:05:24,633 - Whoo-hoo! 180 00:05:24,633 --> 00:05:26,333 Where is the music? 181 00:05:26,333 --> 00:05:27,734 Cheers! I'm gonna go ask him for music, 182 00:05:27,734 --> 00:05:29,500 but cheers in the meantime. - Cheers. 183 00:05:29,500 --> 00:05:31,433 - Hi. We're looking for music. 184 00:05:31,433 --> 00:05:32,700 Um, we realize-- 185 00:05:32,700 --> 00:05:33,767 - They will arrange it for you. 186 00:05:33,767 --> 00:05:35,633 - Okay, perfect, yeah. 187 00:05:35,633 --> 00:05:37,166 We need the jams. 188 00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:38,500 - A couple more margaritas, 189 00:05:38,500 --> 00:05:39,567 you'll never be able to get outside. 190 00:05:39,567 --> 00:05:41,033 [electronic music] 191 00:05:41,033 --> 00:05:42,567 - Salt, salt, salt, salt, salt. 192 00:05:42,567 --> 00:05:46,033 ♪ ♪ 193 00:05:46,033 --> 00:05:48,033 - I'm gonna follow you up when I have more ice. 194 00:05:48,033 --> 00:05:50,033 ♪ ♪ 195 00:05:50,033 --> 00:05:53,233 - Pinot. You're welcome. - Thank you. 196 00:05:53,233 --> 00:05:54,700 - Lunch is ready whenever you are. 197 00:05:54,700 --> 00:05:56,100 - Fantastic. - Cool. 198 00:05:56,100 --> 00:05:57,367 Yeah, we--oh, music! 199 00:05:57,367 --> 00:05:58,367 We can do that. 200 00:05:58,367 --> 00:05:59,700 - Okay. 201 00:05:59,700 --> 00:06:01,633 Hi, how can I help you? 202 00:06:01,633 --> 00:06:03,000 - I'm looking for Malbec. - We are--do you have a Malbec? 203 00:06:03,000 --> 00:06:04,300 - You mean from Argentina? 204 00:06:04,300 --> 00:06:05,567 Yeah, I have them upstairs. Is that 205 00:06:05,567 --> 00:06:07,000 what you want with lunch? - Yes. 206 00:06:07,000 --> 00:06:08,533 - Okay. - I think so. 207 00:06:08,533 --> 00:06:10,767 - Perfect, we'll bring it out. - Fantastic. 208 00:06:10,767 --> 00:06:12,600 - Hey, hottie! - Where's the music? 209 00:06:12,600 --> 00:06:15,033 I requested music. 210 00:06:15,033 --> 00:06:16,600 Ugh. Can't stand it. 211 00:06:16,600 --> 00:06:18,333 - Um, Bri? They're requesting music. 212 00:06:18,333 --> 00:06:20,200 Do you guys keep it somewhere? Uh, the music? 213 00:06:20,200 --> 00:06:22,066 - It was last seen on main deck, aft. 214 00:06:22,066 --> 00:06:23,734 You want to look there or in the sky lounge? 215 00:06:23,734 --> 00:06:26,133 - They're pushing my buttons already. 216 00:06:26,133 --> 00:06:29,066 [dance music] 217 00:06:29,066 --> 00:06:30,300 ♪ ♪ 218 00:06:30,300 --> 00:06:31,567 - Let's do this now. 219 00:06:31,567 --> 00:06:33,033 - Steak Greek salad with feta. 220 00:06:33,033 --> 00:06:35,333 - Thank you. 221 00:06:35,333 --> 00:06:36,600 - We gotta cheers to 222 00:06:36,600 --> 00:06:38,300 this wonderful life we have. 223 00:06:38,300 --> 00:06:40,333 - Yes. - Who gets to do this? 224 00:06:40,333 --> 00:06:41,400 - Yes. - We do. 225 00:06:41,400 --> 00:06:43,667 - Excellent. 226 00:06:43,667 --> 00:06:45,467 - I don't know. I'm picky with salad. 227 00:06:45,467 --> 00:06:46,467 - What do you think, babe? 228 00:06:46,467 --> 00:06:48,333 - Really good. 229 00:06:48,333 --> 00:06:50,667 - Mm. 230 00:06:50,667 --> 00:06:53,233 - Can anyone see the speaker for this? 231 00:06:53,233 --> 00:06:54,767 ♪ ♪ 232 00:06:54,767 --> 00:06:56,767 - Sorry, I don't know. 233 00:06:56,767 --> 00:06:59,433 - I don't work on interior. 234 00:06:59,433 --> 00:07:02,367 - This was excellent. 235 00:07:02,367 --> 00:07:07,033 - She's cute. - Yeah. 236 00:07:07,033 --> 00:07:09,333 - Just curious of what our lunch could be. 237 00:07:09,333 --> 00:07:12,166 ♪ ♪ 238 00:07:12,166 --> 00:07:13,600 Is this our full lunch? 239 00:07:13,600 --> 00:07:15,467 - Yes. - Okay, I'm good with that. 240 00:07:16,367 --> 00:07:18,200 - They seem so happy about their engagement. 241 00:07:18,200 --> 00:07:19,600 - Such a beautiful thing. 242 00:07:19,600 --> 00:07:22,367 - Definitely true love. - [laughs] 243 00:07:22,367 --> 00:07:23,767 - All right, I'm gonna go change swimsuits. 244 00:07:23,767 --> 00:07:25,233 - Do you guys know 245 00:07:25,233 --> 00:07:26,767 where is the speaker? 246 00:07:26,767 --> 00:07:28,700 - Let the interior just worry about that stuff. 247 00:07:28,700 --> 00:07:30,367 - I'm asking them everything. They don't know nothing. 248 00:07:30,367 --> 00:07:32,367 - On the bridge now... guys. 249 00:07:32,367 --> 00:07:34,567 - That's, uh, interior for you. 250 00:07:34,567 --> 00:07:36,600 - Not hired for their brains, are they? 251 00:07:36,600 --> 00:07:39,066 [percussive dance music] 252 00:07:39,066 --> 00:07:40,533 - Gonna jump with me? 253 00:07:40,533 --> 00:07:41,667 - No. - Oh, yeah. 254 00:07:41,667 --> 00:07:43,266 - Jen loves cool sh--. 255 00:07:43,266 --> 00:07:46,533 - Three, two, one. 256 00:07:46,533 --> 00:07:48,133 - Oh! 257 00:07:48,133 --> 00:07:49,600 - Belly flop. 258 00:07:49,600 --> 00:07:52,600 [motor whirring] 259 00:07:52,600 --> 00:07:54,000 - Whoo! 260 00:07:54,000 --> 00:07:55,400 - Oh my gosh. 261 00:07:55,400 --> 00:07:56,533 I feel like I'm at a summer camp 262 00:07:56,533 --> 00:07:58,133 for drunk third-graders. 263 00:07:58,133 --> 00:07:59,133 - [laughs] 264 00:07:59,133 --> 00:08:00,200 - Whoo! 265 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,200 - [mockingly] Waaa! 266 00:08:01,200 --> 00:08:02,400 - Whoo! 267 00:08:02,400 --> 00:08:04,667 You see anything down there? 268 00:08:06,533 --> 00:08:07,533 - Okay. 269 00:08:07,533 --> 00:08:09,133 - Where's the shots? 270 00:08:09,133 --> 00:08:10,400 - Certainly they've got to 271 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:12,000 slow it down at some point. 272 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:13,200 - Whoo! 273 00:08:13,200 --> 00:08:14,734 - Coming up: 274 00:08:14,734 --> 00:08:16,533 - My husband likes you. - Well, thank you! 275 00:08:16,533 --> 00:08:18,567 - You are not allowed to leave. 276 00:08:18,567 --> 00:08:20,367 - Let's just take it all. - Don't take it off. 277 00:08:20,367 --> 00:08:21,400 - Whoo! 278 00:08:24,633 --> 00:08:25,133 [electronic music] 279 00:08:26,567 --> 00:08:28,033 - How they doing out there? 280 00:08:28,033 --> 00:08:29,367 - Good. 281 00:08:29,367 --> 00:08:31,166 - Guys doing okay on drinks? 282 00:08:31,166 --> 00:08:33,000 - Lots of Patrón, on the rocks. 283 00:08:33,000 --> 00:08:35,166 - It's 5:39. Where's our crew? 284 00:08:35,166 --> 00:08:36,166 I need a shot. 285 00:08:36,166 --> 00:08:37,300 - Uh-oh. 286 00:08:37,300 --> 00:08:39,100 - Okay, ladies. - Hi. 287 00:08:39,100 --> 00:08:40,500 - Everybody is ready for something. 288 00:08:40,500 --> 00:08:42,300 They're about to freak out, so... 289 00:08:42,300 --> 00:08:43,433 - Yeah, I'm bringing it out, right now. 290 00:08:43,433 --> 00:08:45,033 - Let me know when you have. 291 00:08:45,033 --> 00:08:46,433 - Okay. Sara came and told y'all 292 00:08:46,433 --> 00:08:48,300 shots, right? 293 00:08:48,300 --> 00:08:50,133 'Cause that was like a request. 294 00:08:50,133 --> 00:08:51,400 - Do you want shots now? 295 00:08:51,400 --> 00:08:53,500 - Now you can 296 00:08:53,500 --> 00:08:55,100 do a cucumber gimlet, 297 00:08:55,100 --> 00:08:57,033 and then, um... - We're on it. 298 00:08:57,033 --> 00:08:59,200 - Okay! Perfect. Thank you, ladies! 299 00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:01,066 both: You're welcome. 300 00:09:01,066 --> 00:09:02,066 - Nothing worse than drunk people in the galley. 301 00:09:02,066 --> 00:09:03,266 - Oh, I know. 302 00:09:03,266 --> 00:09:04,400 - Jen? You can drop that off? 303 00:09:04,400 --> 00:09:05,734 - I'm going to break. 304 00:09:05,734 --> 00:09:07,000 - Bri... - You can go on break 305 00:09:07,000 --> 00:09:08,166 for two hours. 306 00:09:08,166 --> 00:09:09,333 - There's three, yep. 307 00:09:09,333 --> 00:09:10,533 - Thank you. - Amazing! 308 00:09:10,533 --> 00:09:12,000 You made a cucumber gimlet! 309 00:09:12,000 --> 00:09:13,066 - Yes! - Thank you. 310 00:09:13,066 --> 00:09:14,600 That is blonde service. 311 00:09:14,600 --> 00:09:16,667 - Yay. - Thank you so much. 312 00:09:16,667 --> 00:09:18,200 - That makes me feel good. 313 00:09:18,200 --> 00:09:21,166 [electronic music] 314 00:09:21,166 --> 00:09:22,734 ♪ ♪ 315 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:25,200 - So... - Mm? 316 00:09:25,200 --> 00:09:26,600 - Two days. 317 00:09:26,600 --> 00:09:27,734 - Yes? - While my brother's here. 318 00:09:27,734 --> 00:09:31,133 - Ah! A-ha! 319 00:09:31,133 --> 00:09:32,734 Everything moves a lot faster in yachting. 320 00:09:32,734 --> 00:09:34,467 If this was a land-based relationship, 321 00:09:34,467 --> 00:09:37,133 I probably wouldn't be meeting the family, 322 00:09:37,133 --> 00:09:38,700 but I think this is exactly what 323 00:09:38,700 --> 00:09:40,233 Nico needs. 324 00:09:40,233 --> 00:09:41,433 - He's a really, really cool guy. 325 00:09:41,433 --> 00:09:43,200 - That's cute. - Yep. 326 00:09:43,200 --> 00:09:44,200 - You guys have a nice relationship. 327 00:09:44,200 --> 00:09:45,700 - Yeah. 328 00:09:45,700 --> 00:09:49,367 ♪ ♪ 329 00:09:49,367 --> 00:09:51,367 - Be great yachting AF. 330 00:09:51,367 --> 00:09:53,367 - Yachting AF! 331 00:09:53,367 --> 00:10:00,467 ♪ ♪ 332 00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:03,100 - Do you guys have lime, uh, soda? 333 00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:04,100 - Yes, ma'am. 334 00:10:04,100 --> 00:10:05,100 - You're beautiful. 335 00:10:05,100 --> 00:10:06,467 - Thanks. 336 00:10:06,467 --> 00:10:08,767 I'll be back. 337 00:10:08,767 --> 00:10:11,767 [upbeat music] 338 00:10:11,767 --> 00:10:13,233 ♪ ♪ 339 00:10:13,233 --> 00:10:14,567 - Are you guys about ready 340 00:10:14,567 --> 00:10:15,633 to move to the table for dinner? 341 00:10:15,633 --> 00:10:16,633 - Yeah, absolutely. 342 00:10:16,633 --> 00:10:18,767 ♪ ♪ 343 00:10:18,767 --> 00:10:20,367 - This looks so pretty. 344 00:10:20,367 --> 00:10:21,500 - Congratulations on your engagement. 345 00:10:21,500 --> 00:10:23,100 - Yay! 346 00:10:23,100 --> 00:10:25,133 - Cheers, yes. 347 00:10:25,133 --> 00:10:26,467 - Cooking for intoxicated guests 348 00:10:26,467 --> 00:10:28,233 isn't the most pleasant thing. 349 00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,400 Are they really liking the food or are they just 350 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:30,734 blowing smoke up your ass? 351 00:10:30,734 --> 00:10:32,533 It makes the job a little easier, 352 00:10:32,533 --> 00:10:34,500 but tonight, I'm making some great seafood dishes 353 00:10:34,500 --> 00:10:36,400 that even their palates should be able to handle. 354 00:10:36,400 --> 00:10:38,000 - Yes, yes, yes. 355 00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:39,667 - You guys are amazing. 356 00:10:39,667 --> 00:10:40,767 - So Matt has prepared 357 00:10:40,767 --> 00:10:42,066 a garlic corn 358 00:10:42,066 --> 00:10:43,767 with a sesame-sear tuna 359 00:10:43,767 --> 00:10:46,266 and a ginger glaze bok choy. 360 00:10:46,266 --> 00:10:48,667 - Oh my god, I love this. 361 00:10:48,667 --> 00:10:51,667 [bass-heavy music] 362 00:10:51,667 --> 00:10:53,500 - Local grouper with a red pepper sauce. 363 00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:55,533 - I love it, Matt. The colors are beautiful. 364 00:10:55,533 --> 00:10:56,533 - Thanks. 365 00:10:56,533 --> 00:10:58,000 - Here you are. 366 00:10:58,000 --> 00:10:59,667 The local grouper, a jasmine rice, 367 00:10:59,667 --> 00:11:02,500 and that's a little lemon-lime fennel on the top. 368 00:11:02,500 --> 00:11:05,567 I can tell that Matt's trying a little bit extra-hard. 369 00:11:05,567 --> 00:11:07,300 If I could have this Matt's food all the time, 370 00:11:07,300 --> 00:11:08,567 that'd be great. 371 00:11:08,567 --> 00:11:10,233 - Great. - And then you guys 372 00:11:10,233 --> 00:11:11,700 were going to change into your pajamas? 373 00:11:11,700 --> 00:11:13,500 And we've got such a fun little pajama party 374 00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,567 up on the bunny pad, under the stars. 375 00:11:15,567 --> 00:11:17,500 - Cheers. 376 00:11:17,500 --> 00:11:22,300 ♪ ♪ 377 00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,033 - Can you help me, please? 378 00:11:24,033 --> 00:11:25,533 They want to have a pajama party, 379 00:11:25,533 --> 00:11:27,266 so I'm thinking bunny pad is perfect place, 380 00:11:27,266 --> 00:11:28,700 so let's make, like, a pillow fort up there. 381 00:11:28,700 --> 00:11:30,567 - I have a sarong 382 00:11:30,567 --> 00:11:33,033 that has the universe on it. [chuckles] 383 00:11:33,033 --> 00:11:36,100 - That's exactly what we need. 384 00:11:36,100 --> 00:11:38,700 - I'm so impressed. I love this chef. 385 00:11:38,700 --> 00:11:39,700 I want to take him home with me. 386 00:11:39,700 --> 00:11:41,000 Can we have a chef? 387 00:11:41,000 --> 00:11:43,767 - Sure. 388 00:11:43,767 --> 00:11:46,734 - And I got a lot of sheets. 389 00:11:46,734 --> 00:11:48,200 - What I'm thinking is 390 00:11:48,200 --> 00:11:49,533 we build the pillows all around it 391 00:11:49,533 --> 00:11:51,033 make an entrance to it, like an igloo. 392 00:11:51,033 --> 00:11:52,066 - Nice. 393 00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,066 - I've never seen pajamas so not-wrinkled. 394 00:11:57,066 --> 00:11:59,266 - You want a pajama party? 395 00:11:59,266 --> 00:12:03,333 - We need pillows lined up in a cool manner 396 00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:05,166 - Some cushion for all the pushin'. 397 00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:06,467 - Baker's a little aggressive, 398 00:12:06,467 --> 00:12:08,266 and it makes me a little nervous, 399 00:12:08,266 --> 00:12:10,333 but it's also kind of intriguing, 400 00:12:10,333 --> 00:12:11,533 'cause it's different. 401 00:12:11,533 --> 00:12:12,734 The lighting is good, though. 402 00:12:12,734 --> 00:12:14,533 - Yeah. [laughs] 403 00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:16,066 - Pajama party ace, stat. 404 00:12:16,066 --> 00:12:17,467 It's up top in the bunny pad? 405 00:12:17,467 --> 00:12:19,200 Okay. 406 00:12:19,200 --> 00:12:20,467 - I think these will be cute for you. 407 00:12:20,467 --> 00:12:21,667 The red ones, 408 00:12:21,667 --> 00:12:23,333 and then the black ones for him. 409 00:12:23,333 --> 00:12:25,333 - My husband likes you. 410 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:28,066 - Well, thank you. 411 00:12:28,066 --> 00:12:30,233 - She's cute. - Yeah. 412 00:12:30,233 --> 00:12:32,433 [rhythmic music] 413 00:12:32,433 --> 00:12:34,233 - Leave our door... - You are not allowed to leave. 414 00:12:34,233 --> 00:12:36,066 She's... hot. 415 00:12:36,066 --> 00:12:38,066 - Um... - Let's just take it all. 416 00:12:38,066 --> 00:12:39,700 - Don't take it off! 417 00:12:39,700 --> 00:12:41,633 And all of a sudden, there's titties in my face. 418 00:12:41,633 --> 00:12:43,500 No, no, no, stop, stop, stop. 419 00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,767 - I'm giving you what you want: 420 00:12:44,767 --> 00:12:46,500 lots of sexiness. - No, no. 421 00:12:46,500 --> 00:12:49,100 And the titties are... 422 00:12:49,100 --> 00:12:51,033 not titties that I'm used to seeing-- 423 00:12:51,033 --> 00:12:52,300 not that I'm used to seeing titties. 424 00:12:52,300 --> 00:12:53,767 All right. - Give me a hug. 425 00:12:53,767 --> 00:12:55,100 Give me a hug. - Oh, do you want a shirt? 426 00:12:55,100 --> 00:12:56,367 They're-- 427 00:12:56,367 --> 00:12:57,767 They're old titties? 428 00:12:57,767 --> 00:12:59,700 Well, you have options. 429 00:12:59,700 --> 00:13:01,066 Aah! 430 00:13:03,233 --> 00:13:05,233 I'm gonna go take a hot shower. 431 00:13:05,233 --> 00:13:06,767 - Color-changing lights that I had, in, like, the-- 432 00:13:06,767 --> 00:13:09,066 - In the cas-- like, the casino party, 433 00:13:09,066 --> 00:13:11,367 and they are all, like, bars... 434 00:13:11,367 --> 00:13:13,266 Long bars. 435 00:13:13,266 --> 00:13:15,266 - What happened? - I got trapped in a room, 436 00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:17,734 and I was told to hug and undress. 437 00:13:17,734 --> 00:13:19,533 - Oh, wow. 438 00:13:19,533 --> 00:13:21,000 - I have not ever been propositioned 439 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:23,000 by a married couple before. 440 00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,266 Maybe she smells that it's been a while since, 441 00:13:25,266 --> 00:13:28,000 you know, I went downtown, 442 00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:29,600 but, no. 443 00:13:29,600 --> 00:13:32,266 [screams] Sorry. I'm a little bit traumatized. 444 00:13:32,266 --> 00:13:33,633 I just need to breathe for a second. 445 00:13:33,633 --> 00:13:35,533 - All right. - [laughs] 446 00:13:35,533 --> 00:13:37,533 - Well, I was very excited to have a pajama party. 447 00:13:37,533 --> 00:13:39,133 However, now that I've met these guests, 448 00:13:39,133 --> 00:13:41,000 I understand they meant 449 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,600 "lingerie party." 450 00:13:42,600 --> 00:13:44,633 ♪ ♪ 451 00:13:44,633 --> 00:13:46,000 - This is awesome! 452 00:13:46,000 --> 00:13:48,000 ♪ ♪ 453 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,700 - Welcome to the ultimate pajama party. 454 00:13:50,700 --> 00:13:52,433 - Oh, perfect. 455 00:13:52,433 --> 00:13:54,233 - Oh, wow, look at this. 456 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,300 - No, I have no panties on. 457 00:13:58,300 --> 00:14:00,567 - Scotch on the rocks. - Second. Second! 458 00:14:00,567 --> 00:14:02,166 - Okay, okay, uh, the guests would like 459 00:14:02,166 --> 00:14:03,266 Scotch on the rocks. They want to know 460 00:14:03,266 --> 00:14:04,567 what's the best kind 461 00:14:04,567 --> 00:14:06,667 of Scotch we have. - Whoo! 462 00:14:06,667 --> 00:14:08,033 - Let me see that sucker. - No. 463 00:14:08,033 --> 00:14:09,166 - Jerry would like a Coke. 464 00:14:09,166 --> 00:14:10,166 - What year is that Scotch, 465 00:14:10,166 --> 00:14:11,300 by the way? 466 00:14:11,300 --> 00:14:12,433 - I think you'd probably 467 00:14:12,433 --> 00:14:13,567 prefer a Glenmorangie. 468 00:14:13,567 --> 00:14:14,700 This isn't a drive-through 469 00:14:14,700 --> 00:14:15,700 at McDonald's for alcohol. 470 00:14:15,700 --> 00:14:16,700 - If I came 471 00:14:16,700 --> 00:14:18,033 to a chartered boat, 472 00:14:18,033 --> 00:14:19,700 you better believe 473 00:14:19,700 --> 00:14:21,033 we are going to drink every drop of alcohol, 474 00:14:21,033 --> 00:14:22,166 so I can't hate them. 475 00:14:22,166 --> 00:14:24,033 I can just be jelly. 476 00:14:24,033 --> 00:14:25,367 - This is not so bad. 477 00:14:25,367 --> 00:14:27,433 - I love you, lady. 478 00:14:27,433 --> 00:14:29,133 - Yeah, yeah. - Come on in! 479 00:14:29,133 --> 00:14:31,166 - Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about. 480 00:14:31,166 --> 00:14:33,266 - Over. - Love it! 481 00:14:33,266 --> 00:14:34,433 - This is awesome. 482 00:14:34,433 --> 00:14:36,133 - This is fun! 483 00:14:36,133 --> 00:14:37,467 - This is so adorable. 484 00:14:37,467 --> 00:14:39,166 - Whoo! 485 00:14:39,166 --> 00:14:41,133 - All right. Let's go to bed. 486 00:14:41,133 --> 00:14:43,600 Going to bed. Have fun. 487 00:14:43,600 --> 00:14:45,600 - It's not even midnight, and we're going to bed. 488 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:46,667 - Yes, indeed. 489 00:14:46,667 --> 00:14:48,700 ♪ ♪ 490 00:14:52,600 --> 00:14:54,467 - Damn. - I love you! 491 00:14:56,200 --> 00:14:57,433 - Mm-hm. Living the dream right now. 492 00:14:57,433 --> 00:15:00,433 [electronic music] 493 00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:07,467 ♪ ♪ 494 00:15:20,633 --> 00:15:22,100 - I'm gonna help you. 495 00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,200 - You don't need to. 496 00:15:23,200 --> 00:15:24,767 - Damn, girls. You are... 497 00:15:24,767 --> 00:15:27,700 - This is neat, considering... 498 00:15:27,700 --> 00:15:29,367 Like, when Kate's up here, 499 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,300 there's trash everywhere, and just, like... 500 00:15:38,100 --> 00:15:41,166 - Kate, Nico, and EJ, could I see you 501 00:15:41,166 --> 00:15:42,500 in the wheelhouse for a moment? 502 00:15:42,500 --> 00:15:43,767 - On my way. 503 00:15:43,767 --> 00:15:45,500 - Okay, cap. - Hi. 504 00:15:45,500 --> 00:15:47,233 - I was thinking of going over to Crocus. 505 00:15:47,233 --> 00:15:49,100 - For the beach party? 506 00:15:49,100 --> 00:15:51,100 - Crocus is where we had the beach party last time. 507 00:15:51,100 --> 00:15:52,300 I'd like to put it up. 508 00:15:54,567 --> 00:15:56,333 - Gonna be interesting. 509 00:15:56,333 --> 00:15:58,500 By all means, buddy, let's do it. 510 00:15:58,500 --> 00:15:59,667 Put your money where your mouth is. 511 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:01,734 - Crocus it is. 512 00:16:01,734 --> 00:16:03,533 - What time do you want to do that? 513 00:16:03,533 --> 00:16:05,467 - I would be doing that relatively soon... 514 00:16:05,467 --> 00:16:06,600 - Okay. - 'Cause it's gonna take us 515 00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:07,600 an hour to get over there. 516 00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:09,133 - Okay. 517 00:16:09,133 --> 00:16:11,200 - And that will keep them occupied. 518 00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:12,667 - Coming up: 519 00:16:12,667 --> 00:16:13,767 - Everyone's just moving 520 00:16:13,767 --> 00:16:15,367 slow as f--- today. 521 00:16:15,367 --> 00:16:16,667 - I've missed all sun-time, 522 00:16:16,667 --> 00:16:17,667 'cause we've been sitting here. 523 00:16:17,667 --> 00:16:19,333 - [growls] 524 00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:20,400 - Great. It's what the f--- I need. 525 00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:21,467 - Grab it, Bruno! 526 00:16:24,633 --> 00:16:25,066 [peppy music] 527 00:16:26,667 --> 00:16:28,600 - EJ, are we going straight to the beach, right? 528 00:16:28,600 --> 00:16:30,233 - Yeah. 529 00:16:30,233 --> 00:16:31,767 - We're not gonna put any toys out. 530 00:16:31,767 --> 00:16:33,200 We're just gonna do the beach setup today. 531 00:16:33,200 --> 00:16:34,266 Canopy chairs, 532 00:16:34,266 --> 00:16:36,400 cooler, cornhole. 533 00:16:36,400 --> 00:16:38,300 Three of us set up, if you don't mind. 534 00:16:38,300 --> 00:16:40,100 - Go ahead, man. 535 00:16:40,100 --> 00:16:42,033 - I respect the ranks and hierarchy, 536 00:16:42,033 --> 00:16:43,166 but I want to prove to Captain Lee 537 00:16:43,166 --> 00:16:44,500 that I can be boatswain, 538 00:16:44,500 --> 00:16:46,100 so if I need 539 00:16:46,100 --> 00:16:47,500 to run a beach picnic, I'll run it, 540 00:16:47,500 --> 00:16:49,233 - Yeah. Sounds good to me, man. 541 00:16:49,233 --> 00:16:50,433 - Here you go. You're welcome. - Thank you. 542 00:16:50,433 --> 00:16:52,033 - The chef suggested 543 00:16:52,033 --> 00:16:53,300 we start breakfast. 544 00:16:53,300 --> 00:16:54,433 - You don't have to ask twice. 545 00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:56,033 - Okay, so this is the plan. 546 00:16:56,033 --> 00:16:57,367 They are going to the beach. 547 00:16:57,367 --> 00:16:59,033 - Right. - And... 548 00:16:59,033 --> 00:17:01,700 I was thinking make an awesome bar setup. 549 00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:04,000 - I wanna encourage them to do water sports 550 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,700 and maybe less alcohol. - Yeah. 551 00:17:05,700 --> 00:17:07,767 - Bruno, honey, it's 9:35 a.m. 552 00:17:07,767 --> 00:17:09,433 Nobody needs your 553 00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:12,433 cooler of drinks yet. 554 00:17:12,433 --> 00:17:13,767 How many chefs are too many chefs 555 00:17:13,767 --> 00:17:16,166 in the kitchen? 556 00:17:16,166 --> 00:17:17,300 - What did she just say? 557 00:17:17,300 --> 00:17:18,700 - I said, Bruno, 558 00:17:18,700 --> 00:17:21,000 "How many chefs are too many chefs 559 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:22,300 in a kitchen?" 560 00:17:22,300 --> 00:17:24,734 - Two. - Huh. Yeah. 561 00:17:24,734 --> 00:17:27,734 [percussive music] 562 00:17:27,734 --> 00:17:29,734 There you go. You're welcome. 563 00:17:29,734 --> 00:17:33,200 - Morning. - Hello. 564 00:17:33,200 --> 00:17:35,734 [upbeat music] 565 00:17:35,734 --> 00:17:37,333 - Would that be ready now? 566 00:17:37,333 --> 00:17:39,033 - All set. - Okay. Thank you. 567 00:17:39,033 --> 00:17:40,567 [talking indistinctly] 568 00:17:40,567 --> 00:17:42,400 The special today is 569 00:17:42,400 --> 00:17:44,200 a mushroom, onion, and cheese omelet. 570 00:17:44,200 --> 00:17:45,333 - Perfect. 571 00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:46,734 - What we're planning next 572 00:17:46,734 --> 00:17:49,567 is guys in ties, girls in pearls... 573 00:17:49,567 --> 00:17:51,333 - Ugh. - Beach party. 574 00:17:51,333 --> 00:17:53,066 I know. I just can't... 575 00:17:53,066 --> 00:17:54,333 - Jen, I got a pearl necklace for you 576 00:17:54,333 --> 00:17:55,734 to wear to the beach party. 577 00:17:55,734 --> 00:17:57,200 But it also comes with a whistle. 578 00:17:57,200 --> 00:17:58,200 - Yes. - If you're ever 579 00:17:58,200 --> 00:17:59,200 not feeling safe. 580 00:17:59,200 --> 00:18:00,400 - I have a question 581 00:18:00,400 --> 00:18:02,100 for you, Kate. - Yes. 582 00:18:02,100 --> 00:18:03,700 - Everybody on their preference sheets 583 00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:05,233 says lunch things like 584 00:18:05,233 --> 00:18:07,700 deli meats, ham, prosciutto, bread, 585 00:18:07,700 --> 00:18:10,500 I was thinking of, like, um, tacos. 586 00:18:10,500 --> 00:18:11,767 - What? 587 00:18:11,767 --> 00:18:13,367 No, no, no. 588 00:18:13,367 --> 00:18:14,600 I heard Bill talking about prosciutto. 589 00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,500 - Okay. 590 00:18:16,500 --> 00:18:17,767 - And three different kinds of sandwiches, right? 591 00:18:17,767 --> 00:18:19,367 - With, like, a toothpick, with an-- 592 00:18:19,367 --> 00:18:20,734 with an olive on the top, kind of thing. 593 00:18:20,734 --> 00:18:22,567 - Oh, yeah. Or-- - And with cucumber. 594 00:18:22,567 --> 00:18:24,700 - Or, like, a nice spread, or a different cheese. 595 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:26,700 - That's a great idea. - Bow tie 596 00:18:26,700 --> 00:18:29,300 and, like, a mozzarella ball salad. 597 00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:31,033 - Ooh, nice. - Because they want 598 00:18:31,033 --> 00:18:32,233 bow ties and pearls. 599 00:18:32,233 --> 00:18:33,567 - That's easy. - I know. 600 00:18:33,567 --> 00:18:35,500 I do like working with Matt, because, 601 00:18:35,500 --> 00:18:38,500 I mean, I'll just suggest the most obvious things, 602 00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,100 and it's like I am a genius. 603 00:18:40,100 --> 00:18:42,200 - Cool. 604 00:18:42,200 --> 00:18:45,200 [instrumental pop music] 605 00:18:45,200 --> 00:18:47,000 ♪ ♪ 606 00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:49,100 - That's a cute swimsuit. - Thanks. 607 00:18:49,100 --> 00:18:50,667 - He's gonna do the beach stuff, 608 00:18:50,667 --> 00:18:52,400 she's gonna do snorkeling, you're gonna do the cooler. 609 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,266 - Oh, I love that. - Ooh, ooh, ooh. 610 00:18:54,266 --> 00:18:56,734 - Vodka, Patrón, and limes. - Whatever you need. 611 00:18:56,734 --> 00:18:58,734 - Bacon. BLTs. 612 00:18:58,734 --> 00:19:01,400 - So what, kinda, is the plan for today? 613 00:19:01,400 --> 00:19:03,400 - There's a really beautiful beach for your lunch 614 00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:05,000 called Crocus Bay. 615 00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:06,000 We'll be there in about an hour. 616 00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,467 - Yay! 617 00:19:08,467 --> 00:19:09,533 Kumatoes. 618 00:19:09,533 --> 00:19:12,333 ♪ ♪ 619 00:19:15,633 --> 00:19:17,133 - We'll just have to make two runs. 620 00:19:17,133 --> 00:19:19,633 ♪ ♪ 621 00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:20,633 - Some of them brought their own. 622 00:19:20,633 --> 00:19:22,000 - Those are cute 623 00:19:22,000 --> 00:19:23,133 for, like, the party, though. 624 00:19:23,133 --> 00:19:24,700 So we have four ninja things 625 00:19:24,700 --> 00:19:27,400 that are fully functional. 626 00:19:33,700 --> 00:19:35,033 - Would you like one? 627 00:19:35,033 --> 00:19:37,166 - Yes. 628 00:19:37,166 --> 00:19:39,567 - Seriously? 629 00:19:39,567 --> 00:19:43,033 - There's limes there. 630 00:19:43,033 --> 00:19:45,033 I think this interior team 631 00:19:45,033 --> 00:19:47,567 is the most dysfunctional team I ever met in my life. 632 00:19:47,567 --> 00:19:49,133 You'd be fired in a second on the cruise ships. 633 00:19:49,133 --> 00:19:51,633 [growls] 634 00:19:51,633 --> 00:19:53,400 - Hey, Baker, how many towels do I need to grab? 635 00:19:54,300 --> 00:19:57,033 - Hey, Bruno, Bruno, Kate? 636 00:19:57,033 --> 00:19:58,633 - I feel like they're not ready to touch. 637 00:19:58,633 --> 00:20:00,133 - Yeah. 638 00:20:00,133 --> 00:20:02,233 - Deck crew, deck crew, Kate? 639 00:20:02,233 --> 00:20:05,500 - Nobody answering their radio. 640 00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,066 - Kate, whenever you're ready. 641 00:20:07,066 --> 00:20:10,333 - I'm gonna run to the beach. 642 00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:13,266 [upbeat music] 643 00:20:13,266 --> 00:20:15,433 I hate... the beach. 644 00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:18,200 - EJ, EJ, I should have the beach set up by 2:00. 645 00:20:18,200 --> 00:20:19,600 - Roger. 646 00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,000 - Hey, Nico. 647 00:20:21,000 --> 00:20:24,066 Right here? - Yeah. 648 00:20:24,066 --> 00:20:25,600 [grunts with exertion] 649 00:20:25,600 --> 00:20:27,200 Ah. 650 00:20:27,200 --> 00:20:29,333 See if this will fly away. 651 00:20:29,333 --> 00:20:32,400 - Um... 652 00:20:32,400 --> 00:20:34,000 Open here, close here. 653 00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:35,000 You need a hand? 654 00:20:35,000 --> 00:20:37,066 - Jesus, f---. 655 00:20:37,066 --> 00:20:39,600 - It's like a sail. - Hopefully not. 656 00:20:39,600 --> 00:20:41,600 - Ready to, like, actually do something. 657 00:20:41,600 --> 00:20:44,200 - Everyone's just moving slow as f--- today. 658 00:20:44,200 --> 00:20:45,400 I don't know why. 659 00:20:45,400 --> 00:20:46,734 - We're waiting on a schedule, 660 00:20:46,734 --> 00:20:48,767 but we're ready to do something. 661 00:20:48,767 --> 00:20:50,300 - Let's get that up as quick as you can, guys, okay? 662 00:20:50,300 --> 00:20:51,567 - These guys do wanna go to shore. 663 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:55,033 - They're not set up on shore yet. 664 00:20:55,033 --> 00:20:56,633 Transporting a bunch of chairs to the beach, 665 00:20:56,633 --> 00:20:58,633 setting up the tent, 666 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,767 and helping the girls in transporting the food-- 667 00:21:00,767 --> 00:21:02,767 It's not rocket science here, 668 00:21:02,767 --> 00:21:04,367 and Nico should be more on top of this. 669 00:21:04,367 --> 00:21:06,300 - Yeah, bocce ball, we brought. 670 00:21:06,300 --> 00:21:07,567 I forgot the cornhole. F---. 671 00:21:07,567 --> 00:21:09,233 - Hey, Baker. - Uh-huh? 672 00:21:09,233 --> 00:21:10,633 - Can you help me get the tables ready, 673 00:21:10,633 --> 00:21:12,633 in case the guests come? 674 00:21:12,633 --> 00:21:14,166 - F---. 675 00:21:14,166 --> 00:21:15,633 Grab it, Bruno! 676 00:21:15,633 --> 00:21:17,066 - Like, what the f---. 677 00:21:17,066 --> 00:21:18,633 - It's broken. - Oh, yeah. 678 00:21:18,633 --> 00:21:20,367 - I think that one's garbage. 679 00:21:20,367 --> 00:21:21,767 - Yeah, it's broken. 680 00:21:21,767 --> 00:21:24,767 - Great. It's what the f--- I need. 681 00:21:24,767 --> 00:21:26,367 - I mean, I've missed all sun time 682 00:21:26,367 --> 00:21:27,633 'cause we've been sitting here. 683 00:21:27,633 --> 00:21:29,266 - What time? - 2:37. 684 00:21:29,266 --> 00:21:30,734 - [laughs nervously] It's all f---ed up. 685 00:21:30,734 --> 00:21:31,767 Unbelievable. 686 00:21:34,400 --> 00:21:37,333 - You know what would've been really nice? 687 00:21:37,333 --> 00:21:38,667 If we could've used that cabana. 688 00:21:38,667 --> 00:21:40,533 That would've been so great. 689 00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:42,667 I just don't think Nico's thinking clearly right now. 690 00:21:42,667 --> 00:21:44,266 I think he's stressed out, 691 00:21:44,266 --> 00:21:47,266 and I think he's just in over his head. 692 00:21:47,266 --> 00:21:49,333 - This charter's just starving to hell already. 693 00:21:49,333 --> 00:21:50,767 Nobody's on the same page, and no wonder, 694 00:21:50,767 --> 00:21:52,200 when no one wants to listen. 695 00:21:52,200 --> 00:21:55,266 - Nico, Nico, Lee. 696 00:21:55,266 --> 00:21:57,000 Tell me something, please. 697 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,500 - Okay, do we need to start complaining? 698 00:21:59,500 --> 00:22:01,233 Because this is taking forever. 699 00:22:01,233 --> 00:22:03,000 - Kate, Kate, Bri. Hey, when can we 700 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,266 send the guests over? 701 00:22:04,266 --> 00:22:05,734 - Um... 702 00:22:05,734 --> 00:22:07,400 - Coming up: 703 00:22:07,400 --> 00:22:09,400 - [singsong] Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen. 704 00:22:09,400 --> 00:22:10,734 - I think you're very pretty. Pick up that deck of cards. 705 00:22:10,734 --> 00:22:12,433 - Yep, hmm, that's my butt. 706 00:22:12,433 --> 00:22:13,500 - She's got a cute butt. 707 00:22:18,333 --> 00:22:18,767 - This is taking forever. 708 00:22:18,767 --> 00:22:19,266 - This is taking forever. - Kate, Kate, Bri. 709 00:22:20,567 --> 00:22:22,166 Hey, when can we 710 00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,567 send the guests over? - Um... 711 00:22:23,567 --> 00:22:25,300 - 2:37. 712 00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:26,300 - That was our wheels-up time for the beach. 713 00:22:26,300 --> 00:22:28,033 - We are good. 714 00:22:28,033 --> 00:22:29,567 - We're ready when you guys are. 715 00:22:29,567 --> 00:22:31,233 - Copy. Are you guys ready? - Yep. 716 00:22:31,233 --> 00:22:32,633 - Well, this better be a hell of a beach setup. 717 00:22:32,633 --> 00:22:34,433 They've taken a long f---ing time. 718 00:22:34,433 --> 00:22:36,300 - I don't know what's going on with Nico, 719 00:22:36,300 --> 00:22:37,700 but this whole thing's going nowhere fast. 720 00:22:37,700 --> 00:22:39,233 It's a clusterf---. 721 00:22:39,233 --> 00:22:40,633 - All right, wheels up! - Whoo! 722 00:22:40,633 --> 00:22:42,667 Let's do it! 723 00:22:42,667 --> 00:22:44,700 [electronic music] 724 00:22:44,700 --> 00:22:46,533 - You're gonna stand here, 'cause you're so petite 725 00:22:46,533 --> 00:22:48,266 and perfectly-sized, and you're gonna tell them 726 00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:50,266 what is what. 727 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,700 Oh, yeah. 728 00:22:53,700 --> 00:22:55,333 - Hey, Kate, is there a little boys' room? 729 00:22:55,333 --> 00:22:57,033 - Yeah, just right around that way. 730 00:22:57,033 --> 00:22:58,200 I think the guests might be 731 00:22:58,200 --> 00:23:00,300 lucky that Jen declined 732 00:23:00,300 --> 00:23:01,734 their proposition, 733 00:23:01,734 --> 00:23:03,400 because, in my experience, 734 00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:05,333 she never finishes any job she starts. 735 00:23:05,333 --> 00:23:06,734 - That's dish is actually delicious. 736 00:23:06,734 --> 00:23:08,467 - Mm! Bowtie pasta's good. 737 00:23:08,467 --> 00:23:11,533 [rhythmic music] 738 00:23:15,000 --> 00:23:16,066 - Okay. Now he's-- 739 00:23:18,133 --> 00:23:19,467 - Aren't they? They really are. 740 00:23:19,467 --> 00:23:21,133 - Hey, thank you! - Here you go. 741 00:23:21,133 --> 00:23:22,266 - You're a rock star. 742 00:23:22,266 --> 00:23:25,333 - These bubbles suck. 743 00:23:25,333 --> 00:23:26,333 - Gorgeous. - I need water. 744 00:23:26,333 --> 00:23:28,133 - Yeah, absolutely. 745 00:23:28,133 --> 00:23:30,166 - Hey, Jen, I'm gonna leave you with the guests. 746 00:23:30,166 --> 00:23:31,467 I'll take this stuff back. 747 00:23:31,467 --> 00:23:32,734 - I'm not--I'm not a cigar connoisseur. 748 00:23:32,734 --> 00:23:34,367 - No, but it was good. 749 00:23:34,367 --> 00:23:35,500 - We're not either. [laughs] 750 00:23:35,500 --> 00:23:37,033 - Water. 751 00:23:37,033 --> 00:23:38,700 - Water? 752 00:23:38,700 --> 00:23:40,767 - Yeah, I've asked for it, like, three times now. 753 00:23:40,767 --> 00:23:42,700 - Did you ask her? - Yes. 754 00:23:42,700 --> 00:23:45,233 - Just so you know, it does get dark at 6:00. 755 00:23:45,233 --> 00:23:46,433 - Can we go back now? - Whenever you want. 756 00:23:46,433 --> 00:23:47,633 - Now? - I think now. 757 00:23:47,633 --> 00:23:50,300 Get your bums up! 758 00:23:50,300 --> 00:23:52,500 [electronic dance music] 759 00:23:52,500 --> 00:23:54,333 - You got all that? You need any help? 760 00:23:54,333 --> 00:23:55,333 - No. 761 00:23:55,333 --> 00:23:57,300 ♪ ♪ 762 00:23:57,300 --> 00:23:59,066 - Nico, this is Baker. My radio was off. 763 00:23:59,066 --> 00:24:01,233 Did you need me right now? 764 00:24:01,233 --> 00:24:02,633 - The guests are coming back now. 765 00:24:02,633 --> 00:24:03,633 - Watch yourself. 766 00:24:03,633 --> 00:24:05,233 - Dude, I'm sexy AF. 767 00:24:05,233 --> 00:24:07,367 This swimsuit is giving me life. 768 00:24:07,367 --> 00:24:09,367 - Yeah, the beach was my sh--show. 769 00:24:09,367 --> 00:24:11,767 How do you think interior's doing? 770 00:24:11,767 --> 00:24:13,633 - This is extremely slow. 771 00:24:13,633 --> 00:24:15,500 - A guest asked me for a water, and I'm like, 772 00:24:15,500 --> 00:24:17,066 "Let me grab water for you," and she's like, 773 00:24:17,066 --> 00:24:18,266 "Yeah, just to let you know, 774 00:24:18,266 --> 00:24:20,066 I was waiting for that." 775 00:24:20,066 --> 00:24:21,266 - It was--it wasn't high-end yacht charter. 776 00:24:21,266 --> 00:24:22,533 - No, it wasn't. 777 00:24:22,533 --> 00:24:29,600 ♪ ♪ 778 00:24:31,000 --> 00:24:32,266 - You look fabulous. 779 00:24:32,266 --> 00:24:33,667 - Oh, you look good, too. 780 00:24:33,667 --> 00:24:35,400 ♪ ♪ 781 00:24:35,400 --> 00:24:36,633 - It's hot. 782 00:24:36,633 --> 00:24:38,533 - There are days as a chef 783 00:24:38,533 --> 00:24:41,000 where I went, "Oh, I am sh--. I am terrible at this." 784 00:24:41,000 --> 00:24:43,000 - Really? 785 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,533 - And then there are charters where I'm going, "Yes, 786 00:24:44,533 --> 00:24:46,467 it's back. Flavors are perfect." 787 00:24:46,467 --> 00:24:50,066 ♪ I am so good! ♪ 788 00:24:50,066 --> 00:24:51,500 - Hi. - Whoo-hoo! 789 00:24:51,500 --> 00:24:53,266 - I get to look at a pretty picture. 790 00:24:53,266 --> 00:24:54,667 - Oh, I was just thinking the same thing. 791 00:24:54,667 --> 00:24:56,667 - Cheers to Rob. 792 00:24:56,667 --> 00:24:58,300 This trip would not be possible 793 00:24:58,300 --> 00:24:59,700 if I didn't have this man right here 794 00:24:59,700 --> 00:25:01,133 working his butt off. - I'll say. 795 00:25:01,133 --> 00:25:02,367 - I have to say. 796 00:25:02,367 --> 00:25:03,433 - Hey, here's to Mr. Wonderful. 797 00:25:03,433 --> 00:25:04,700 - Yes. - Whoo! 798 00:25:04,700 --> 00:25:06,367 - EJ, EJ, Lee. 799 00:25:06,367 --> 00:25:07,633 - Go ahead. - Grab Nico 800 00:25:07,633 --> 00:25:08,667 and meet me on the bridge. 801 00:25:08,667 --> 00:25:09,667 - Roger. 802 00:25:09,667 --> 00:25:11,166 - Yes. 803 00:25:11,166 --> 00:25:12,700 Let's do this now. - Looks amazing. 804 00:25:12,700 --> 00:25:13,700 - Thank you so much. 805 00:25:13,700 --> 00:25:15,100 [laughter] 806 00:25:15,100 --> 00:25:16,300 - First course: 807 00:25:16,300 --> 00:25:18,367 vegetarian truffle carbonara. 808 00:25:18,367 --> 00:25:19,433 - Mm. 809 00:25:19,433 --> 00:25:20,433 - That is so good. 810 00:25:20,433 --> 00:25:21,433 - More. 811 00:25:21,433 --> 00:25:24,533 ♪ ♪ 812 00:25:24,533 --> 00:25:27,433 - Matt, they're loving it. - Thank you. 813 00:25:27,433 --> 00:25:29,767 - Today, to me, was just a clusterf---. 814 00:25:29,767 --> 00:25:32,233 We were just kind of behind the eight ball all day. 815 00:25:32,233 --> 00:25:34,133 We're not paying attention to the details. 816 00:25:34,133 --> 00:25:35,567 I don't know how many times 817 00:25:35,567 --> 00:25:37,300 I heard you call somebody on the radio today. 818 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:40,066 Nobody's f--ing paying attention. 819 00:25:40,066 --> 00:25:42,066 I'm disappointed in Nico, 820 00:25:42,066 --> 00:25:45,066 and I don't think he's living up to his potential. 821 00:25:45,066 --> 00:25:47,133 Everybody knows, if I've got a f---ing pet peeve, 822 00:25:47,133 --> 00:25:48,734 it's this goddamn radio. 823 00:25:48,734 --> 00:25:50,467 - I gave Nico the chance 824 00:25:50,467 --> 00:25:52,166 to be the boatswain for the day, 825 00:25:52,166 --> 00:25:53,333 and put his money where his mouth is, 826 00:25:53,333 --> 00:25:54,467 and he still messed it up. 827 00:25:54,467 --> 00:25:56,000 It upsets me a lot, 828 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:58,066 because I want him to succeed. 829 00:25:58,066 --> 00:25:59,533 I want him to be at the level where he needs to be 830 00:25:59,533 --> 00:26:01,333 to handle the rest of the season, 831 00:26:01,333 --> 00:26:03,266 because if he keeps messing up, he's out of here. 832 00:26:03,266 --> 00:26:05,000 - Let's just try and keep it focused 833 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:07,200 and keep it going until we get to the end. 834 00:26:07,200 --> 00:26:08,734 Okay? - All right, Cap. 835 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:10,333 - Oh, Cozy has a chair! 836 00:26:10,333 --> 00:26:12,166 - There we go. That sweet little buddy. 837 00:26:12,166 --> 00:26:13,133 I love that guy. 838 00:26:13,133 --> 00:26:14,400 - Wasabi mash, 839 00:26:14,400 --> 00:26:15,734 with a caper-ginger reduction 840 00:26:15,734 --> 00:26:17,333 with a local mahi. 841 00:26:17,333 --> 00:26:18,333 - It looks really, really pretty. 842 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:19,400 - Thank you. 843 00:26:19,400 --> 00:26:21,233 - That's right, honey. 844 00:26:21,233 --> 00:26:23,066 - [chanting continuously] ♪ Jen, Jen, Jen, Jen ♪ 845 00:26:23,066 --> 00:26:24,633 - Oh, yeah. Oh, my Jen-let! 846 00:26:24,633 --> 00:26:25,633 - Go girl, go girl. 847 00:26:25,633 --> 00:26:28,500 - This is local mahi 848 00:26:28,500 --> 00:26:30,033 with a wasabi mash. 849 00:26:30,033 --> 00:26:31,233 - Ooh, and capers! I love. 850 00:26:31,233 --> 00:26:32,467 - And capers. - Mm. 851 00:26:34,033 --> 00:26:35,700 - You have brown eyes. - Yes. 852 00:26:35,700 --> 00:26:38,500 - Very beautiful. - Cute AF. 853 00:26:38,500 --> 00:26:40,767 - One of the captain's biggest pet peeves 854 00:26:40,767 --> 00:26:42,633 is, like, the radio bullsh--. 855 00:26:42,633 --> 00:26:44,233 People not answering back. 856 00:26:44,233 --> 00:26:45,433 - I completely understand. 857 00:26:45,433 --> 00:26:47,033 - Nico boy... 858 00:26:47,033 --> 00:26:48,700 You know, I just kind of 859 00:26:48,700 --> 00:26:50,367 in a sense lost hope with him. 860 00:26:50,367 --> 00:26:52,100 Getting on his ass to do things 861 00:26:52,100 --> 00:26:53,633 is not gonna make him a better person, 862 00:26:53,633 --> 00:26:55,500 'cause he's not trying to do any better. 863 00:26:55,500 --> 00:26:56,633 You know? 864 00:26:56,633 --> 00:27:00,367 So... - Yeah. 865 00:27:00,367 --> 00:27:02,200 - Whoo! - Yeah, yeah! 866 00:27:02,200 --> 00:27:03,667 - Hey, guys. This is called an Eton's mess. 867 00:27:03,667 --> 00:27:05,133 - I love this. 868 00:27:05,133 --> 00:27:06,500 - Jen, you reappeared! - Huh? 869 00:27:11,600 --> 00:27:12,600 - Got it. - Jen, could you pick up 870 00:27:12,600 --> 00:27:14,000 that deck of cards? 871 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Just pick up that deck of cards. 872 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,467 - This is great. 873 00:27:16,467 --> 00:27:20,200 - Yep. Mm, that's my butt. 874 00:27:20,200 --> 00:27:22,133 - Look at her cute butt. She's got a cute butt. 875 00:27:22,133 --> 00:27:23,667 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. - I'm ready. 876 00:27:23,667 --> 00:27:25,467 - She just touched my butt. 877 00:27:25,467 --> 00:27:27,266 It just--it happened. 878 00:27:27,266 --> 00:27:29,266 - Unfortunately, I guess we serve too much, 879 00:27:29,266 --> 00:27:31,600 so they think, maybe, "Hey, I can 880 00:27:31,600 --> 00:27:34,266 sexually harass the yacht crew." 881 00:27:34,266 --> 00:27:35,667 However, as an experienced yachtie, 882 00:27:35,667 --> 00:27:37,000 you learn how to deal with 883 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,533 these kind of charter guests, 884 00:27:38,533 --> 00:27:41,400 and unfortunately, Jen is not a yachtie. 885 00:27:41,400 --> 00:27:43,467 - Y'all are having too much fun. 886 00:27:43,467 --> 00:27:44,533 - I know it. 887 00:27:44,533 --> 00:27:45,567 - Okay, I'm gonna... 888 00:27:45,567 --> 00:27:47,166 do a glass of that. 889 00:27:47,166 --> 00:27:48,633 - I think it's on the table. 890 00:27:48,633 --> 00:27:50,033 - I brought it for you. - Thank you. 891 00:27:50,033 --> 00:27:51,233 - It's out here. 892 00:27:51,233 --> 00:27:52,367 Yeah, you're fine. 893 00:27:52,367 --> 00:27:54,166 - Can you ice that for me? 894 00:27:54,166 --> 00:27:58,233 - Yes. We will get it super ice-cold. 895 00:27:58,233 --> 00:28:00,166 - Listen, Jen... - Yeah? 896 00:28:00,166 --> 00:28:01,567 - I think you might be giving them 897 00:28:01,567 --> 00:28:02,700 mixed signals you don't realize 898 00:28:02,700 --> 00:28:03,767 that you like this. 899 00:28:03,767 --> 00:28:05,166 "Oh, no." And the hand 900 00:28:05,166 --> 00:28:06,433 was, like, around here. 901 00:28:06,433 --> 00:28:07,633 - 'Cause I didn't want her coming-- 902 00:28:07,633 --> 00:28:08,633 I was protecting you guys. 903 00:28:08,633 --> 00:28:10,133 - Okay. All right. 904 00:28:11,700 --> 00:28:13,367 - I'm gonna go to bed soon. 905 00:28:13,367 --> 00:28:14,700 If you need anything, my radio's on. 906 00:28:14,700 --> 00:28:19,033 - Word up. - Word to your mother. 907 00:28:19,033 --> 00:28:22,033 [low-pitched jazz music] 908 00:28:22,033 --> 00:28:25,033 ♪ ♪ 909 00:28:25,033 --> 00:28:27,066 - I wanted to step up and just prove to Captain Lee 910 00:28:27,066 --> 00:28:30,000 I can run this team, I can take the responsibility, 911 00:28:30,000 --> 00:28:32,734 and we don't need EJ, 912 00:28:32,734 --> 00:28:34,467 and clearly, I failed at that. 913 00:28:34,467 --> 00:28:37,600 ♪ ♪ 914 00:28:37,600 --> 00:28:39,734 - So, it's 10:30. 915 00:28:39,734 --> 00:28:42,333 - That's fine. Just hand me that glass and good night. 916 00:28:42,333 --> 00:28:43,667 - Good night, guys! 917 00:28:43,667 --> 00:28:46,266 - Thank you, Bri. 918 00:28:46,266 --> 00:28:49,066 [electronic pop music] 919 00:28:49,066 --> 00:28:51,600 - Hey. 920 00:28:51,600 --> 00:28:53,667 Whoa! 921 00:28:53,667 --> 00:28:59,533 ♪ ♪ 922 00:28:59,533 --> 00:29:01,200 - Holy smokes, Baker. 923 00:29:01,200 --> 00:29:03,333 - Lord have mercy. 924 00:29:03,333 --> 00:29:05,600 - Baker's got this style about her that I like. 925 00:29:05,600 --> 00:29:07,467 - Yee, all right! 926 00:29:07,467 --> 00:29:09,100 - Something about that accent. 927 00:29:09,100 --> 00:29:10,567 I don't know what it is, 928 00:29:10,567 --> 00:29:11,767 but it just-- it kinda turns me on. 929 00:29:11,767 --> 00:29:15,100 Have a good sleep. 930 00:29:15,100 --> 00:29:16,367 - Let's go check the guest rooms 931 00:29:16,367 --> 00:29:18,033 really quick before they go to bed. 932 00:29:18,033 --> 00:29:20,066 - Sh--. Okay, love you. Good night. 933 00:29:20,633 --> 00:29:21,767 - Good night. 934 00:29:21,767 --> 00:29:23,233 - I don't know. Are they-- 935 00:29:23,233 --> 00:29:25,233 - [laughs] - In and out. 936 00:29:25,233 --> 00:29:26,700 In and out. - Don't say "in and out." 937 00:29:26,700 --> 00:29:29,500 They'll hear you bellowing. - [laughs] 938 00:29:29,500 --> 00:29:31,266 - Come on, baby, let's go. 939 00:29:33,100 --> 00:29:40,100 ♪ ♪ 940 00:29:42,700 --> 00:29:44,500 - Night time, honey. 941 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:45,500 - I know. 942 00:29:45,500 --> 00:29:47,166 ♪ ♪ 943 00:29:49,233 --> 00:29:50,533 - Coming up: 944 00:29:50,533 --> 00:29:52,233 - I, for one, am not really 945 00:29:52,233 --> 00:29:54,300 happy with being mediocre. 946 00:29:57,533 --> 00:29:58,133 - Come on, baby, let's go. 947 00:29:59,467 --> 00:30:02,266 [cymbal-heavy music] 948 00:30:02,266 --> 00:30:09,333 ♪ ♪ 949 00:30:11,667 --> 00:30:14,667 [mellow rhythmic music] 950 00:30:14,667 --> 00:30:17,233 ♪ ♪ 951 00:30:18,266 --> 00:30:19,266 - Good morning. 952 00:30:19,266 --> 00:30:20,633 - What a day, huh? 953 00:30:20,633 --> 00:30:22,000 - Lee thinks this charter went horrible. 954 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,400 [blows raspberry] 955 00:30:23,400 --> 00:30:24,734 - Uh, honestly, I think that too. 956 00:30:24,734 --> 00:30:27,000 - Yeah. - I mean, you've not only 957 00:30:27,000 --> 00:30:28,667 stepped up to help as a sous chef, 958 00:30:28,667 --> 00:30:30,533 but you've also helped the interior 959 00:30:30,533 --> 00:30:32,133 as a steward. - Yep. 960 00:30:32,133 --> 00:30:33,433 - I'm so glad that 961 00:30:33,433 --> 00:30:34,700 I'm not alone on this one. 962 00:30:36,567 --> 00:30:37,700 - Let's go, Bru-bru. 963 00:30:37,700 --> 00:30:39,667 - [laughs] 964 00:30:39,667 --> 00:30:41,033 Good morning, Captain. 965 00:30:41,033 --> 00:30:42,567 - Good morning. 966 00:30:42,567 --> 00:30:44,433 We got the anchor at 9:00, sir. 967 00:30:44,433 --> 00:30:45,700 - Start getting it up. 968 00:30:45,700 --> 00:30:49,300 ♪ ♪ 969 00:30:49,300 --> 00:30:51,433 - Anchor waterline. 970 00:30:51,433 --> 00:30:53,166 - Put it away. 971 00:30:53,166 --> 00:30:54,233 - Lock her up. 972 00:30:54,233 --> 00:30:55,400 Anchor in the bucket. 973 00:30:55,400 --> 00:30:57,033 - Copy that. Well done. 974 00:30:57,033 --> 00:30:59,567 - Perfect pull, my friend. Good job. 975 00:30:59,567 --> 00:31:00,700 - Let you know, we're gonna have breakfast out really soon. 976 00:31:00,700 --> 00:31:01,767 - Okay. 977 00:31:01,767 --> 00:31:03,433 - Love the stovetop. 978 00:31:03,433 --> 00:31:05,367 It's the best stovetop ever. 979 00:31:05,367 --> 00:31:07,667 - Trip's flown by, hasn't it? - Yeah, it kinda has. 980 00:31:07,667 --> 00:31:09,033 At least we weren't the snooze cruise. 981 00:31:09,033 --> 00:31:10,633 We were extra booze cruise. 982 00:31:10,633 --> 00:31:13,000 - Port Louis marina, motor yacht "Valor." 983 00:31:13,000 --> 00:31:14,467 - Motor yacht "Valor," this is Port Louis. 984 00:31:14,467 --> 00:31:16,133 Good morning. 985 00:31:16,133 --> 00:31:17,467 - Good morning. We're on our way in. 986 00:31:17,467 --> 00:31:20,467 Is our dock free and clear? 987 00:31:20,467 --> 00:31:22,400 - That's a negative, captain. 988 00:31:22,400 --> 00:31:24,200 Um, there was an emergency. One of the boats-- 989 00:31:24,200 --> 00:31:26,000 it placed itself on the docks, 990 00:31:26,000 --> 00:31:27,133 and for now we've got to put you on standby 991 00:31:27,133 --> 00:31:28,734 on the brick wall. 992 00:31:28,734 --> 00:31:31,000 - That son of a bitch. 993 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:33,066 How long are we gonna be on that wall? 994 00:31:33,066 --> 00:31:35,066 - Hopefully, for the next two hours. 995 00:31:35,066 --> 00:31:36,567 - What if we, um, 996 00:31:36,567 --> 00:31:38,333 dropped anchor and cut them off by tender 997 00:31:38,333 --> 00:31:39,734 until the slip's clear? 998 00:31:39,734 --> 00:31:41,333 - That's what we're gonna have to do. 999 00:31:41,333 --> 00:31:43,433 - Scrambled eggs? 1000 00:31:43,433 --> 00:31:45,400 - How soon? - Would you like some? 1001 00:31:45,400 --> 00:31:47,734 - Yes, please. 1002 00:31:47,734 --> 00:31:49,400 - Bonjour! - Bonjour! 1003 00:31:49,400 --> 00:31:51,433 - Good morning. - How'd y'all sleep? 1004 00:31:51,433 --> 00:31:53,066 - Well, I slept like a baby. 1005 00:31:53,066 --> 00:31:54,467 I don't even remember going to sleep. 1006 00:31:54,467 --> 00:31:56,100 - [laughs] 1007 00:31:56,100 --> 00:31:57,500 - So, someone's in our slip, 1008 00:31:57,500 --> 00:31:59,367 so that's a problem. 1009 00:31:59,367 --> 00:32:01,033 We're dropping anchor. 1010 00:32:01,033 --> 00:32:02,433 - All crew. I'm gonna need everybody 1011 00:32:02,433 --> 00:32:04,367 on the main deck aft at 15. 1012 00:32:04,367 --> 00:32:05,500 - Bruno and Nico, when you're done changing, 1013 00:32:05,500 --> 00:32:07,233 uh, check out the rooms. 1014 00:32:07,233 --> 00:32:08,567 See if anyone's ready with luggage. 1015 00:32:08,567 --> 00:32:11,367 - Copy that. 1016 00:32:11,367 --> 00:32:12,734 - Give me two shots now. 1017 00:32:12,734 --> 00:32:16,100 ♪ ♪ 1018 00:32:16,100 --> 00:32:17,767 - Two in the water. - That should do us. 1019 00:32:17,767 --> 00:32:19,200 - We're tendering them to shore. 1020 00:32:19,200 --> 00:32:20,467 - Yes, we are. - Okay. 1021 00:32:20,467 --> 00:32:21,700 - I've dropped the hook. - Yep. 1022 00:32:21,700 --> 00:32:23,433 - The "Intrepid's" approaching. 1023 00:32:23,433 --> 00:32:25,200 - Okay, guys, I need this luggage all down. 1024 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:26,500 - Hey, you look so pretty. 1025 00:32:26,500 --> 00:32:28,033 - Thank you. You guys look great. 1026 00:32:28,033 --> 00:32:29,633 There's been a change in our plans. 1027 00:32:29,633 --> 00:32:32,467 So, we're gonna take the "Intrepid" 1028 00:32:32,467 --> 00:32:35,200 to take you to shore today. - Okay. 1029 00:32:35,200 --> 00:32:37,133 - Oh, you go. You do it. 1030 00:32:37,133 --> 00:32:39,233 - Let's get everybody on the aft deck now 1031 00:32:39,233 --> 00:32:41,600 for guest departure. 1032 00:32:41,600 --> 00:32:43,266 - What's up, Burnsy? 1033 00:32:43,266 --> 00:32:44,400 - I'm excited to meet your bro. 1034 00:32:44,400 --> 00:32:46,734 - Dude, I'm so excited. 1035 00:32:46,734 --> 00:32:49,734 [electronic pop music] 1036 00:32:49,734 --> 00:32:51,333 ♪ ♪ 1037 00:32:51,333 --> 00:32:52,467 - [laughs] - Thank you, thank you. 1038 00:32:52,467 --> 00:32:54,000 - Hey, thanks for everything. 1039 00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,533 - There you go. Thank you. Great. 1040 00:32:55,533 --> 00:32:56,667 - I couldn't anything. - Yeah. No worries. 1041 00:32:56,667 --> 00:32:58,000 - What a margarita maker. 1042 00:32:58,000 --> 00:32:59,400 We appreciate that. 1043 00:32:59,400 --> 00:33:01,734 - Captain, thank you so much. 1044 00:33:01,734 --> 00:33:04,266 I know that we can try people's nerves at times, 1045 00:33:04,266 --> 00:33:05,400 - Not at all. - With a little bit 1046 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:07,266 of, uh, alcohol going around, 1047 00:33:07,266 --> 00:33:08,734 but I'm sure you're used to that on the charter. 1048 00:33:08,734 --> 00:33:10,467 I think it's only fair that you, uh, 1049 00:33:10,467 --> 00:33:11,533 have this for the crew... - Thank you so much. 1050 00:33:11,533 --> 00:33:12,533 - And I hope you enjoy it. 1051 00:33:12,533 --> 00:33:13,533 Thank you so much. 1052 00:33:13,533 --> 00:33:15,000 - Hot mess express, out! 1053 00:33:15,000 --> 00:33:16,066 HME out. 1054 00:33:16,066 --> 00:33:17,667 Bye, guys! 1055 00:33:17,667 --> 00:33:20,500 - If I had to give an acronym for these guests, 1056 00:33:20,500 --> 00:33:23,500 it would be GTFO. 1057 00:33:23,500 --> 00:33:25,300 - We'll try to come back next week! 1058 00:33:25,300 --> 00:33:26,300 [laughter] 1059 00:33:26,300 --> 00:33:28,000 - N. 1060 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:29,533 - CCOS: coolest crew of the sea. 1061 00:33:29,533 --> 00:33:31,300 - Let's go to work. 1062 00:33:31,300 --> 00:33:34,033 ♪ ♪ 1063 00:33:34,033 --> 00:33:35,567 - Attention, motor yacht "Valor." 1064 00:33:35,567 --> 00:33:37,233 Your slip has opened up. Head on in. 1065 00:33:37,233 --> 00:33:38,433 - All right, let's get this anchor up. 1066 00:33:38,433 --> 00:33:41,433 ♪ ♪ 1067 00:33:41,433 --> 00:33:42,700 - ...charter. - Thanks, yeah. 1068 00:33:42,700 --> 00:33:44,266 - Stay sane. 1069 00:33:44,266 --> 00:33:45,767 You went, like, above and beyond. 1070 00:33:45,767 --> 00:33:47,700 You really, like, killed it. - Oh. Thank you. 1071 00:33:47,700 --> 00:33:49,533 - Showtime, ladies and gents. 1072 00:33:49,533 --> 00:33:52,500 - Do this smooth and steady, Baker, you know? 1073 00:33:52,500 --> 00:33:53,633 - Yeah. - No nervousness. 1074 00:33:53,633 --> 00:33:55,300 Chuck it to him. Go ahead. 1075 00:33:55,300 --> 00:33:57,166 - I just appreciate. 1076 00:33:57,166 --> 00:33:58,433 - I like this conversation, 1077 00:33:58,433 --> 00:33:59,700 and I 100% agree. 1078 00:33:59,700 --> 00:34:01,266 You did so well. 1079 00:34:03,567 --> 00:34:04,567 - Lock it in. 1080 00:34:04,567 --> 00:34:07,066 - Good job, Bruno. 1081 00:34:07,066 --> 00:34:10,066 [blues music] 1082 00:34:10,066 --> 00:34:12,033 ♪ ♪ 1083 00:34:12,033 --> 00:34:14,066 - So my--my brother's in town right now. 1084 00:34:14,066 --> 00:34:15,400 I told him if I get-- - What time he's coming back? 1085 00:34:15,400 --> 00:34:17,066 - Well, I told him 1086 00:34:17,066 --> 00:34:18,600 I want to take him to the beach, 1087 00:34:18,600 --> 00:34:20,467 and then get into, uh, like, a party bus, 1088 00:34:20,467 --> 00:34:22,300 and do, like, some bar-hopping. 1089 00:34:22,300 --> 00:34:23,734 I'll talk to whoever else wants to go, 1090 00:34:23,734 --> 00:34:25,300 but if you guys want to come with... 1091 00:34:25,300 --> 00:34:26,300 - I'm in. - All crew, all crew, 1092 00:34:26,300 --> 00:34:27,533 I need you guys 1093 00:34:27,533 --> 00:34:29,033 down in the crew mess ASAP. 1094 00:34:29,033 --> 00:34:30,400 - Copy. - Roger that. 1095 00:34:30,400 --> 00:34:36,200 ♪ ♪ 1096 00:34:36,200 --> 00:34:37,266 - What's up, guys? 1097 00:34:37,266 --> 00:34:38,333 - Hello, hello. 1098 00:34:38,333 --> 00:34:40,600 ♪ ♪ 1099 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,333 - The envelope. 1100 00:34:42,333 --> 00:34:45,066 I think some of us are 1101 00:34:45,066 --> 00:34:46,567 making some strides forward. 1102 00:34:46,567 --> 00:34:49,166 I think some of us are just treading water. 1103 00:34:49,166 --> 00:34:51,367 I, for one, am not really 1104 00:34:51,367 --> 00:34:54,533 happy with being mediocre. 1105 00:35:00,233 --> 00:35:02,767 - Well, basically, it makes me feel horrible, 1106 00:35:02,767 --> 00:35:06,233 'cause I want to hear that we all are the best. 1107 00:35:06,233 --> 00:35:08,100 - We got 18 grand. 1108 00:35:08,100 --> 00:35:09,600 That's okay. 1109 00:35:09,600 --> 00:35:14,500 I want to see that $23,000, $24,000 tip roll in, 1110 00:35:14,500 --> 00:35:17,100 but we're not earning that kind of money now. 1111 00:35:17,100 --> 00:35:20,500 So that's like, 1,620 apiece? 1112 00:35:20,500 --> 00:35:22,700 Bru-bru. 1113 00:35:22,700 --> 00:35:24,000 - There you go. 1114 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,133 - Please, take to heart 1115 00:35:25,133 --> 00:35:26,600 what I said. 1116 00:35:26,600 --> 00:35:29,600 [upbeat music] 1117 00:35:29,600 --> 00:35:33,400 ♪ ♪ 1118 00:35:33,400 --> 00:35:36,100 - My brother's in town. I'm gonna grab us some beer 1119 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:37,400 and then, um, we're gonna leave at 4:00. 1120 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:38,500 - That's a great idea. 1121 00:35:40,066 --> 00:35:41,367 - Heck yeah, yeah. You never know. 1122 00:35:41,367 --> 00:35:42,667 Like, it's a vibe thing. 1123 00:35:42,667 --> 00:35:46,200 ♪ ♪ 1124 00:35:46,200 --> 00:35:48,767 - Ooh. 1125 00:35:48,767 --> 00:35:50,367 Where's everyone at? 1126 00:35:50,367 --> 00:35:52,400 Ah, hey! 1127 00:35:52,400 --> 00:35:54,400 [laughter] 1128 00:35:54,400 --> 00:35:56,400 - What's going on? - Oh! 1129 00:35:56,400 --> 00:35:58,667 F---. Man, this is awesome. 1130 00:35:58,667 --> 00:36:00,200 How's it going? - Good. How are you? 1131 00:36:00,200 --> 00:36:01,400 - Take your f---ing shoes off, man. 1132 00:36:01,400 --> 00:36:03,000 Just scrubbed the deck. 1133 00:36:03,000 --> 00:36:04,133 Given the circumstances 1134 00:36:04,133 --> 00:36:05,300 with my brother passing away, 1135 00:36:05,300 --> 00:36:06,700 it's amazing to have 1136 00:36:06,700 --> 00:36:08,166 my older brother come 1137 00:36:08,166 --> 00:36:10,300 and kind of reset my brain 1138 00:36:10,300 --> 00:36:12,233 and just kind of help me out emotionally. 1139 00:36:12,233 --> 00:36:13,567 Not too bad, huh? 1140 00:36:13,567 --> 00:36:15,400 - And you want to come back to Chicago? 1141 00:36:15,400 --> 00:36:17,567 - I don't know anymore. 1142 00:36:17,567 --> 00:36:20,033 - Bruno! - Hey, how're we doing? 1143 00:36:20,033 --> 00:36:21,300 - Josh. - Bruno. 1144 00:36:21,300 --> 00:36:22,500 - Bruno? Nice to meet you, man. 1145 00:36:22,500 --> 00:36:23,667 - This is, uh, big brother man. 1146 00:36:23,667 --> 00:36:24,700 - Yeah? - Yeah. 1147 00:36:24,700 --> 00:36:25,700 - Welcome aboard. 1148 00:36:25,700 --> 00:36:27,033 - Thanks, thank you. 1149 00:36:27,033 --> 00:36:28,567 [electronic pop music] 1150 00:36:28,567 --> 00:36:30,033 - Jen... 1151 00:36:30,033 --> 00:36:31,100 Move your culito. 1152 00:36:31,100 --> 00:36:32,166 We are ready to go. 1153 00:36:32,166 --> 00:36:33,633 - Okay. - Burnsy! 1154 00:36:33,633 --> 00:36:35,033 - Well, hello. - Hey. Hello. 1155 00:36:35,033 --> 00:36:36,433 - This is, um... - Josh. 1156 00:36:36,433 --> 00:36:37,500 - Sh--. Burnsy. - Nice to meet you, Josh. 1157 00:36:37,500 --> 00:36:38,567 - Nice to meet you. 1158 00:36:38,567 --> 00:36:39,633 - Captain. 1159 00:36:39,633 --> 00:36:41,166 this is my brother Josh. 1160 00:36:41,166 --> 00:36:42,500 - How're you doing, sir? - Older brother? 1161 00:36:42,500 --> 00:36:43,700 - Yes. - Older brother, yeah. 1162 00:36:43,700 --> 00:36:44,700 - What are you doing on board? 1163 00:36:44,700 --> 00:36:46,433 - Bri, this is Josh. 1164 00:36:46,433 --> 00:36:47,600 - How're you doing? Josh. - Good. How are you? 1165 00:36:47,600 --> 00:36:49,266 - Nice to meet you, Bri. 1166 00:36:49,266 --> 00:36:50,600 - What was your name? - Josh. And yours? 1167 00:36:50,600 --> 00:36:51,734 - Josh. Jen. - Jen. Nice to meet you. 1168 00:36:51,734 --> 00:36:53,433 - He's cute. 1169 00:36:53,433 --> 00:36:54,700 I feel like he has the potential 1170 00:36:54,700 --> 00:36:56,700 to be an ex-lover of mine. 1171 00:36:56,700 --> 00:36:59,533 - [laughs] 1172 00:36:59,533 --> 00:37:01,467 - Coming up: 1173 00:37:01,467 --> 00:37:02,567 - Holy moly! 1174 00:37:02,567 --> 00:37:06,033 [all carousing excitedly] 1175 00:37:06,033 --> 00:37:07,600 - Let me see the bottom of your feet, homie. 1176 00:37:07,600 --> 00:37:08,600 - All right, they're dirty. - You're walking 1177 00:37:08,600 --> 00:37:09,700 on our f---ing yacht. 1178 00:37:11,266 --> 00:37:13,166 - Talking sh-- again? - Yeah, I am. 1179 00:37:18,500 --> 00:37:18,734 - Let's go. 1180 00:37:20,166 --> 00:37:21,467 - Let's do this sh--. 1181 00:37:21,467 --> 00:37:22,600 Vámonos, chicos. - Yeah, man. 1182 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:24,333 - Brothers McFly. 1183 00:37:24,333 --> 00:37:27,333 - Dangerous duo. - Party bus tonight. Whoo. 1184 00:37:27,333 --> 00:37:30,066 [percussion-heavy music] 1185 00:37:30,066 --> 00:37:31,166 - It's so pretty. 1186 00:37:31,166 --> 00:37:32,233 - Beautiful. 1187 00:37:32,233 --> 00:37:33,734 - This is us. 1188 00:37:33,734 --> 00:37:35,467 - This is really happening. 1189 00:37:35,467 --> 00:37:37,300 Ah, I wanna get in there. 1190 00:37:37,300 --> 00:37:40,200 - Nico. Is that a third nipple? 1191 00:37:40,200 --> 00:37:41,367 - Yes. 1192 00:37:41,367 --> 00:37:43,033 - I have one too. - Do you? 1193 00:37:43,033 --> 00:37:44,433 - Yeah, triple nipple club! 1194 00:37:44,433 --> 00:37:45,633 - Triple nipple club. 1195 00:37:45,633 --> 00:37:47,200 - Yeah, man. 1196 00:37:47,200 --> 00:37:49,100 - We should've brought shorts. Damn it. 1197 00:37:49,100 --> 00:37:50,734 - Cheers, Brus! 1198 00:37:50,734 --> 00:37:53,100 - Cheers, big ears! 1199 00:37:53,100 --> 00:37:54,633 - Let's take a walk, check out the water. 1200 00:37:54,633 --> 00:37:56,734 - God, I gotta get some color on. [laughs] 1201 00:37:56,734 --> 00:37:58,367 - Yeah. 1202 00:37:58,367 --> 00:38:00,233 - What's been going on? Just working hard? 1203 00:38:00,233 --> 00:38:01,633 - Mom's doing good? 1204 00:38:01,633 --> 00:38:03,500 - Uh, she's doing all right, yeah. 1205 00:38:03,500 --> 00:38:05,100 - It's been pretty crazy, us being down here, 1206 00:38:05,100 --> 00:38:07,100 and starting over with new crew, 1207 00:38:07,100 --> 00:38:09,166 and we gained a boatswain, which surprised me. 1208 00:38:09,166 --> 00:38:10,333 - Which one's the boatswain? 1209 00:38:10,333 --> 00:38:11,667 - EJ. - EJ. Oh. 1210 00:38:11,667 --> 00:38:13,000 - You know which one the boatswain is. 1211 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:14,133 Douchebag. 1212 00:38:14,133 --> 00:38:15,500 Going from being a mate 1213 00:38:15,500 --> 00:38:17,133 to a deckhand, 1214 00:38:17,133 --> 00:38:18,667 and then having a boatswain above me-- 1215 00:38:18,667 --> 00:38:20,467 not too happy about that. 1216 00:38:20,467 --> 00:38:23,133 - In yachting, you always, like, 1217 00:38:23,133 --> 00:38:24,533 move through the dating process 1218 00:38:24,533 --> 00:38:26,200 pretty quickly, you know? - Mm-hm. 1219 00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:27,400 - Like, you guys are already living together. 1220 00:38:27,400 --> 00:38:29,133 - [laughs] 1221 00:38:29,133 --> 00:38:30,400 - So now you're meeting the family. 1222 00:38:30,400 --> 00:38:32,600 - [laughs] Now I--yes. 1223 00:38:32,600 --> 00:38:34,266 The thing that's happening between Nico and I-- 1224 00:38:34,266 --> 00:38:36,266 it's fun, it's fun now, 1225 00:38:36,266 --> 00:38:38,400 but we haven't talked long-term. 1226 00:38:38,400 --> 00:38:40,133 I don't think like that. 1227 00:38:40,133 --> 00:38:42,533 - Been kind of f---ing misbehaving a bit. 1228 00:38:42,533 --> 00:38:44,400 - Have--yeah? - Yeah. 1229 00:38:44,400 --> 00:38:46,100 - Well, f---ing Melissa 1230 00:38:46,100 --> 00:38:47,467 was putting a lot of stress on me. 1231 00:38:47,467 --> 00:38:48,667 She didn't want me to come down. 1232 00:38:48,667 --> 00:38:50,500 She wasn't getting along with me, 1233 00:38:50,500 --> 00:38:52,300 and I told her, I was like, "We need to hold this off, 1234 00:38:52,300 --> 00:38:55,266 and I'm gonna do what I need to do here," and so, 1235 00:38:55,266 --> 00:38:56,567 she's like, "All right, fine. 1236 00:38:56,567 --> 00:38:58,166 F---ing do what you want to do" 1237 00:38:58,166 --> 00:39:00,233 and, you know, this chick, Bri, 1238 00:39:00,233 --> 00:39:01,700 she's a f---ing cool chick. 1239 00:39:01,700 --> 00:39:03,166 She's beautiful, and... 1240 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,500 - Uh-oh. - Yeah. 1241 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,033 - [laughs] 1242 00:39:06,033 --> 00:39:07,433 - I didn't--I didn't s-- I didn't-- 1243 00:39:07,433 --> 00:39:09,033 well, I slept with her, but not, like... 1244 00:39:09,033 --> 00:39:11,433 - With her? 1245 00:39:11,433 --> 00:39:12,533 Just be open about it, man. 1246 00:39:12,533 --> 00:39:13,567 - I am being open about it. 1247 00:39:13,567 --> 00:39:15,100 I'm being honest to her 1248 00:39:15,100 --> 00:39:16,500 and, you know, the thing is, 1249 00:39:16,500 --> 00:39:18,100 is right now, I don't need someone 1250 00:39:18,100 --> 00:39:19,567 you know, giving me that troubles. 1251 00:39:19,567 --> 00:39:21,567 It's hard. 1252 00:39:21,567 --> 00:39:23,233 - When things get rough, don't--don't always 1253 00:39:23,233 --> 00:39:24,433 look to run, you know? 1254 00:39:24,433 --> 00:39:26,100 - But I'm not saying 1255 00:39:26,100 --> 00:39:27,166 I can't get a little bit loose. 1256 00:39:27,166 --> 00:39:30,533 [laughter] 1257 00:39:30,533 --> 00:39:32,300 - We need a bonfire! - Huh? 1258 00:39:32,300 --> 00:39:34,066 - Make me a fire, bitch. 1259 00:39:34,066 --> 00:39:35,600 - Whoa. - Whoa, all right. 1260 00:39:35,600 --> 00:39:37,333 - Josh is like, "Give me a machete 1261 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,300 "and give me the tree. 1262 00:39:39,300 --> 00:39:41,066 Everybody back up!" 1263 00:39:41,066 --> 00:39:43,000 - You're so hot. All you gotta do is just, like, 1264 00:39:43,000 --> 00:39:44,600 hold a dry leaf 1265 00:39:44,600 --> 00:39:47,133 and then, whoosh! 1266 00:39:47,133 --> 00:39:49,734 - Whoosh? - That's how fires are made. 1267 00:39:49,734 --> 00:39:52,734 [percussive music] 1268 00:39:52,734 --> 00:39:54,200 ♪ ♪ 1269 00:39:54,200 --> 00:39:55,467 - God, this is nice, though. 1270 00:39:55,467 --> 00:39:56,467 Look at where we are. 1271 00:39:56,467 --> 00:39:57,600 - Yeah, this is dope. 1272 00:39:57,600 --> 00:39:59,400 - I'm a little nervous. 1273 00:39:59,400 --> 00:40:01,333 Do I hug her? Do I kiss her? 1274 00:40:01,333 --> 00:40:03,033 What do I do? 1275 00:40:03,033 --> 00:40:04,166 - I need to go check on these mo-fos. 1276 00:40:04,166 --> 00:40:05,734 - Oh, I don't know... 1277 00:40:05,734 --> 00:40:08,033 Let's go have a seat somewhere 1278 00:40:08,033 --> 00:40:09,467 or something. 1279 00:40:09,467 --> 00:40:11,333 - EJ--he got some moves up the sleeve. 1280 00:40:11,333 --> 00:40:14,000 - Oh. Ugh. 1281 00:40:15,233 --> 00:40:17,100 - Whoo! 1282 00:40:17,100 --> 00:40:18,367 - Damn it, Baker. 1283 00:40:18,367 --> 00:40:19,367 - That was my bad. 1284 00:40:19,367 --> 00:40:20,633 - Oh, damn it. 1285 00:40:20,633 --> 00:40:23,033 - Ah! - Let's go, people. 1286 00:40:23,033 --> 00:40:24,367 ♪ ♪ 1287 00:40:24,367 --> 00:40:26,600 - That happened. - Let's go. 1288 00:40:26,600 --> 00:40:28,500 - Hi. - Hi. 1289 00:40:28,500 --> 00:40:30,233 - This is pretty cool. 1290 00:40:30,233 --> 00:40:31,767 Like an old English bus. - Hey, guys! 1291 00:40:31,767 --> 00:40:34,100 - Welcome to the party bus. 1292 00:40:34,100 --> 00:40:35,633 - He's already getting started. 1293 00:40:35,633 --> 00:40:37,600 - Cheers, captain. Can I get two of those? 1294 00:40:37,600 --> 00:40:39,333 Tonight, I'm getting loose. 1295 00:40:39,333 --> 00:40:41,066 Freako is coming out! 1296 00:40:41,066 --> 00:40:42,233 It's happening. 1297 00:40:42,233 --> 00:40:43,500 - There's a stripper pole! 1298 00:40:43,500 --> 00:40:44,633 - Yeah, man! - And the bus, 1299 00:40:44,633 --> 00:40:46,367 she rolling, man. 1300 00:40:46,367 --> 00:40:51,233 ♪ ♪ 1301 00:40:51,233 --> 00:40:52,233 - Whoo! 1302 00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:53,600 - Holy moly! 1303 00:40:53,600 --> 00:40:55,100 - Whoo! 1304 00:40:55,100 --> 00:40:56,600 [all talking and yelling excitedly] 1305 00:40:56,600 --> 00:40:58,133 [rhythmic party music] 1306 00:40:58,133 --> 00:41:01,100 [laughter] 1307 00:41:01,100 --> 00:41:02,100 - Oh, crazy eyes. 1308 00:41:02,100 --> 00:41:03,200 - That's awesome. 1309 00:41:03,200 --> 00:41:04,667 - Whoo! 1310 00:41:04,667 --> 00:41:08,133 - I definitely feel Josh's vibes. 1311 00:41:08,133 --> 00:41:10,266 He's a little young, but he's definitely my type. 1312 00:41:10,266 --> 00:41:12,000 - Whoo! 1313 00:41:12,000 --> 00:41:13,233 I mean, I could... 1314 00:41:15,533 --> 00:41:16,767 - Something's happening. 1315 00:41:16,767 --> 00:41:18,266 - Ooh, that was a workout. 1316 00:41:18,266 --> 00:41:20,467 - I got some cigars for us. 1317 00:41:20,467 --> 00:41:22,667 - Josh, I'm f---ing hooking you guys up. 1318 00:41:22,667 --> 00:41:24,000 - Gosh, I have to pee. 1319 00:41:24,000 --> 00:41:25,100 I have to--I have to 1320 00:41:25,100 --> 00:41:27,000 change into yoga pants. 1321 00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:29,000 - Last, last. 1322 00:41:29,000 --> 00:41:30,333 - Oh my god, dude. 1323 00:41:30,333 --> 00:41:32,467 Holy f---. I gotta clean my feet. 1324 00:41:32,467 --> 00:41:34,133 - Ew. - I'm so thankful 1325 00:41:34,133 --> 00:41:35,266 I didn't walk on the teak. 1326 00:41:35,266 --> 00:41:36,600 - The party bus was f---ing 1327 00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,667 skanky as all could be. 1328 00:41:38,667 --> 00:41:41,367 - I have to go somewhere. I don't know where. 1329 00:41:41,367 --> 00:41:42,567 - If anyone's feet look like this, 1330 00:41:42,567 --> 00:41:44,300 please wash them. 1331 00:41:44,300 --> 00:41:46,500 Baker, wash your feet. - Shut up. 1332 00:41:46,500 --> 00:41:47,633 - Where did Jen go? 1333 00:41:47,633 --> 00:41:49,433 - Hey. Hey, Josh. 1334 00:41:49,433 --> 00:41:50,567 Let's see the bottom of your feet, homie. 1335 00:41:50,567 --> 00:41:53,033 - F---. 1336 00:41:53,033 --> 00:41:54,667 - You're walking on our f---ing yacht. Let's see 1337 00:41:54,667 --> 00:41:56,433 the bottom of your feet. - All right, they're dirty. 1338 00:41:56,433 --> 00:41:57,767 - Well, wash them. You wanna get that sh-- 1339 00:41:57,767 --> 00:41:59,166 all over our boat? 1340 00:41:59,166 --> 00:42:01,166 - You were. - Come on. 1341 00:42:01,166 --> 00:42:02,300 - What do you mean, "come on?" 1342 00:42:02,300 --> 00:42:03,633 You come on. 1343 00:42:03,633 --> 00:42:05,133 - EJ, why don't you chill out? 1344 00:42:05,133 --> 00:42:06,433 - You see what I'm doing here. 1345 00:42:06,433 --> 00:42:08,100 - I really don't care. 1346 00:42:08,100 --> 00:42:10,433 - Yeah, well, I do. 1347 00:42:10,433 --> 00:42:11,667 These guys are dicks. 1348 00:42:11,667 --> 00:42:14,000 Like brother, like brother. 1349 00:42:17,367 --> 00:42:18,767 - What? 1350 00:42:18,767 --> 00:42:20,433 Talking sh-- again, boy? - Yeah, I am. 1351 00:42:20,433 --> 00:42:23,533 [dramatic music] 1352 00:42:23,533 --> 00:42:25,333 - Next, on "Below Deck": 1353 00:42:25,333 --> 00:42:26,734 - Excuse me. I'm eating food. 1354 00:42:26,734 --> 00:42:28,600 - No, I'm just saying we have a lot to do. 1355 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:31,433 - Last I checked, Kate was my boss, not you. 1356 00:42:31,433 --> 00:42:33,066 - Our feet are f---ing dirty. 1357 00:42:33,066 --> 00:42:34,166 I don't want our deck getting dirty. 1358 00:42:34,166 --> 00:42:35,200 - [slurred] Congratulations. 1359 00:42:35,200 --> 00:42:36,333 Why don't you clean up? 1360 00:42:36,333 --> 00:42:37,467 - One drunk Nico is bad. 1361 00:42:37,467 --> 00:42:39,133 Now I got two drunk Nicos. 1362 00:42:39,133 --> 00:42:41,166 - I'm just running away from drama. 1363 00:42:41,166 --> 00:42:43,100 - Eden Alpert. Owns her own restaurant. 1364 00:42:46,133 --> 00:42:47,700 - I'm sure we can accommodate you. 1365 00:42:47,700 --> 00:42:50,066 - I'm not even hungry anymore, so it's okay. 1366 00:42:50,066 --> 00:42:52,166 - F---, I need help. 1367 00:42:52,166 --> 00:42:53,433 Somebody jump in the water and get in the f---ing boat. 1368 00:42:53,433 --> 00:42:54,433 I need Bruno. I need you. 1369 00:42:54,433 --> 00:42:55,667 - Moron. 1370 00:42:55,667 --> 00:42:57,066 - I need to go to the hospital. 1371 00:42:57,066 --> 00:42:58,066 - For more "Below Deck," 1372 00:42:58,066 --> 00:42:59,734 go to bravotv.com. 91935