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Welcome, Caballeros, to Stonehenge!
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Richard: Excuse me.
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There's a ding-dong line here!
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(baby crying)
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Richard! Language!
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Xandra, why are we in a gift shop?
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You saw the map.
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Felldrake is lurking
around here somewhere.
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Doing what? Selling key chains?
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Or these really cool T-shirts!
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-This is ridiculous. I'll be outside.
-(door opens)
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Donald is not still mad
about the you-know-what,
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with the you-know-who,
you-know-where, you-know-when, is he?
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You mean his terrible date with Daisy,
at Chez Quackmore,
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because he left her to save us?
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Nah...
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He'll be fine.
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He just needs some... space.
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(thunder crashing)
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Oh!
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Welcome to beautiful Salisbury Plain,
home of Stonehenge.
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Some believe that...
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Donald, I know you're still mad
about Daisy.
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But saving the world was more
important than your date.
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Ah, phooey.
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Guys, can you keep it down?
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I'm trying to watch
my favorite telenovela, "Guerra de Amor."
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Ooh, "War of Love," my favorite!
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How could you do this to me, Quintana?
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He was my twin brother'stennis coach's dog walker.
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That is practically family.
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Do not turn this onto me, Gustavo.
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I was blinded by the manybits of the broken heart
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you gave me.
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You're right. I love you.
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(smooching)
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Aww! They really do love each other!
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Their passionate reconciliation
was inevitable.
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It's so nice being close to someone.
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Oh...
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Get off of me!
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-(brakes screech)
-Oh!
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What are you looking at?
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Anyway, cameras out.
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This is as close as I can take you.
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Xandra: That tour guide was all wrong.
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Stonehenge is actually a magic
gateway to a lost kingdom
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of battle-crazed goblins.
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The original Three Cabs sealed them away
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so they couldn't wage war on Earth.
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Is it wise to enter the realm
of such blood-thirsty militants?
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Yeah! I like my blood
on the inside of my body.
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We left the goblins without a king.
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So as long as they're leaderless,
they're not a threat.
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You ready? Next stop, Goblin Town.
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(doorbell ringing)
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Okay, let's get on with it.
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(dramatic music)
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Panchito: Ooh!
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I wonder if they have a gift shop.
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-(blades clink)
-Whoa!
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-(goblins growling)
-All I wanted was a T-shirt.
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(goblins snarling)
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(grunting)
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(laughing)
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Oh!
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Gross.
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(foreboding music)
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(grunting)
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goblin: Bow before the Goblin King.
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What king?
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(evil laughter)
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Of course.
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(opening theme song)
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♪ We're Three CaballerosThree brave caballeros ♪
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♪ They say we are birds of a feather ♪
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♪ We're happy amigosNo matter where he goes ♪
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♪ The one, two, and three goesWe're always together ♪
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♪ Aye! ♪
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♪ The Three Caballeros! ♪
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Felldrake: Well, well, well,
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the Three Caballeros and Xandra,
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their goddess handler.
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What are you doing here, Felldrake?
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I'm glad you asked.
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What do we want?
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goblins: War.
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When do we want it?
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goblins: War.
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Uh, close enough.
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With I as your new Goblin King,
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we can finally wage our greatest war
ever on Earth.
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(goblins cheering)
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Not a threat, huh?
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How was I supposed to know their new king
would be Felljerk?
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Felldrake: You take that back!
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Never!
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(grunts)
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Well played. Worm!
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That's me! Excuse me.
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Yes, Your Highness?
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Give me the atlas.
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-(chuckles)
-Ah.
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Xandra: No!
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Finally, the magic atlas.
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(grunts)
No, you give that back!
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(growling)
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What do I do?
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Relax, muttonhead,
just pull out the bookmark.
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(Xandra grunting)
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Ah...
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Xandra!
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(laughs)
Here, Worm, throw this trash out.
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Yes, Your Highness.
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Felldrake: Now, my minions,
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show our guests
a good time in goblin jail.
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judge: We welcome you to goblin jail.
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You get no call.
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No one gets bail.
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(upbeat music)
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♪ We're here to bring disorderTo the court ♪
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♪ We know you're guilty,So we'll make this short ♪
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♪ But since we have formalitiesAnd blah, blah, blah, legalities ♪
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♪ We have to ask ♪
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♪ How do you plead? ♪
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♪ Your Honor, not guilty ♪
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♪ I plead to your humanity ♪
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♪ Your Honor, not guilty ♪
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♪ For reasons of insanity ♪
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Why is everybody singing?
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♪ We, the juryFind the defendants guilty ♪
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On what charges?
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♪ All of them ♪
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That seems fair.
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(Donald quacking)
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(all gasp)
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♪ We're sending all of youTo goblin jail ♪
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♪ Cry all you wantBut no one hears you wail ♪
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♪ The water's brown, the air is stale ♪
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♪ It's not so bad, just don't inhale ♪
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♪ It's all bad in goblin jail ♪
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♪ Your beds are madeOf rats and slimy snails ♪
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Ha, ha, there are no beds in goblin jail!
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♪ What's for dinner, lobster tail? ♪
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♪ Not a chance, grab a pail ♪
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♪ Five-star dirt in goblin jail ♪
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♪ One last chance to tell your tale ♪
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♪ Before you rot in goblin jail ♪
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Oh, no, I'm not singing.
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Panchito:
♪ Anyone got a book in braille? ♪
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Donald: Oh, shut up.
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goblin guard: They're gonna be here
a long time.
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(laughing)
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(chuckles)
Yeah, a real long time.
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-goblin guard: Quiet, Worm.
-Ooh.
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Now sort this stuff
according to my system.
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I've got to visit
the little goblin's pail.
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(in singsong)
In goblin jail!
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Shut up!
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Huh?
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Ooh.
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Hey, what do you want?
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(gasps)
What?
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Uh, who are you?
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Oh, are you a magic mirror,
the kind that can grant wishes?
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Uh, sure, magic mirror!
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That's why I said, what do you want?
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No one's ever asked me what I want before.
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Well, before we can grant your wish,
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you have to take us to Donald.
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Who?
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The angry guy in the sailor suit.
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Oh, that guy.
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You got it.
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(panting)
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Felldrake: All right, you mindless rabble.
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As your king,
I demand the ultimate weapon!
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Uh, my liege,
instead of the ultimate weapon,
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why not try a flaming catabog?
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-(tinkling)
-(meowing)
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(laughing)
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-(crash)
-(cat shrieking)
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goblin: Or the thunder screw.
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(electricity crackling)
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goblin guard: Oh, hi.
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Or this cute hamster.
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(squeaking)
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Oh, I can't even.
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-(flatlines)
-Oh.
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Felldrake: No, you fools!
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Those weapons are child's play.
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I demand the Baydoodior.
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(crowd gasping)
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-(flatlines)
-Oh.
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But, sire, that monster
is too destructive, even for us.
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And we love destruction.
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We have taken an oath
never to unleash it again.
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You dare defy your king?
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I'll have you all--
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Know that, as your king,
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I will ensure that fearsome weapon
is never used again.
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Whew! Well, that's a relief.
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However, if I'm going to help protect it,
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I should know its location.
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Where did you say it was hidden again?
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all: Oh, it's right here!
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(both laugh evilly)
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(jail door closes)
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Hmm.
(gulping)
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You know, with a few snails,
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this dirt is not half bad.
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Want some?
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(grunts)
We've got to get out of here.
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Maybe if we pretend we're sick,
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they'll take us to a hospital.
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If you think goblin jail is bad,
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you do not want to see goblin hospital.
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-(playing harmonica)
-Come, my friends.
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We must think, you know,
like how Xandra does.
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Forget Xandra.
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My life was just fine
before she showed up.
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You mean unemployed, homeless, and single?
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goblins: Ooh!
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(grunts)
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all: Wow!
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Do not blame Panchito
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for your own embarrassing
personality deficiencies.
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Well, I could have been
worked on getting Daisy back.
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Who's Daisy, his girlfriend?
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This is like a soap opera!
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Telenovela, please.
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goblin guard: Quiet!
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Don't make me come in there!
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Huh?
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Ooh, telenovela!
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Telenovela?
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Oh, telenovela.
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Well, if you hadn't run away
with my sister's cousin's roommate,
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I would have never have
had to destroy your relationship
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with your father's golf partner's caddie.
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goblins: Ooh.
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You mean his caddie daddy.
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goblins: Ooh.
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Oh, no, he didn't!
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Am I the only one who's not nuts?
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(blabbering)
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goblin guard: All right, that's it.
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Break it up!
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(grunts)
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Now, Panchito, vamonos.
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Ya-woo!
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goblins: Whoa, drama!
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Hey, you're not Donald.
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The prisoners escaped!
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Donald is gone.
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No Donald, no wish.
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Don't worry, mirror spirits.
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I'll find him!
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(guard in singsong)
Don't leave me here, you worthless snail!
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♪ The tables turn in goblin jail ♪
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Felldrake: Here it is, the spell to summon
the great war beast Baydoodior.
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(chanting)
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(all gasp)
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(dramatic music)
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(blades clinking)
266
00:10:32,542 --> 00:10:33,458
(all gasp)
267
00:10:34,667 --> 00:10:38,542
Felldrake: Rise, my beast of war, rise!
268
00:10:40,083 --> 00:10:41,834
(roaring)
269
00:10:42,667 --> 00:10:45,250
(goblins screaming)
270
00:10:45,291 --> 00:10:46,917
Why did you do that?
271
00:10:47,000 --> 00:10:48,875
Because I'm very bad.
272
00:10:48,959 --> 00:10:50,834
And very good at it.
273
00:10:51,291 --> 00:10:53,667
(roaring)
274
00:10:58,250 --> 00:10:59,750
(growling)
275
00:11:02,792 --> 00:11:03,750
(Donald inhales sharply)
276
00:11:03,834 --> 00:11:06,417
Donald: Yuck, of all the doggone--
277
00:11:06,500 --> 00:11:10,875
That was the most olfactory-challenging
escape route we could have taken.
278
00:11:10,959 --> 00:11:12,959
Not only that, it stunk.
279
00:11:13,041 --> 00:11:15,375
Now, gentlemen, we have to find Xandra.
280
00:11:15,458 --> 00:11:16,458
We must be cautious.
281
00:11:16,542 --> 00:11:17,959
We must be stealthy.
282
00:11:18,041 --> 00:11:20,458
And above all, we must not be discovered.
283
00:11:22,291 --> 00:11:24,667
(goblins shouting)
284
00:11:25,875 --> 00:11:27,834
-We're discovered.
-Ah, phooey.
285
00:11:27,917 --> 00:11:29,250
I'm sick of this!
286
00:11:29,333 --> 00:11:30,333
Put 'em up.
287
00:11:32,500 --> 00:11:33,542
What?
288
00:11:33,625 --> 00:11:34,667
Wow!
289
00:11:34,750 --> 00:11:35,792
Good job, Donald!
290
00:11:35,875 --> 00:11:38,667
(thundering footsteps)
291
00:11:38,750 --> 00:11:40,667
(growling)
292
00:11:46,417 --> 00:11:48,625
Who is up for running away
and screaming like children?
293
00:11:48,709 --> 00:11:50,333
-I'm in.
-Me too!
294
00:11:50,375 --> 00:11:51,875
(Caballeros screaming)
295
00:11:54,375 --> 00:11:57,041
Felldrake: Yes, that's right, Baydoodior.
296
00:11:57,125 --> 00:11:59,417
Destroy, destroy it all!
297
00:11:59,500 --> 00:12:02,959
My King, you have sealed our doom.
298
00:12:03,417 --> 00:12:05,208
Felldrake: Yes, isn't it great?
299
00:12:05,542 --> 00:12:07,959
-No, not really.
-Felldrake: Too bad!
300
00:12:08,041 --> 00:12:10,625
Baydoodior, crush those goblins.
301
00:12:10,709 --> 00:12:12,542
(roaring)
302
00:12:14,792 --> 00:12:16,959
Felldrake: I mean, go that way.
303
00:12:17,041 --> 00:12:18,333
Yeah, that's what I said.
304
00:12:18,417 --> 00:12:20,583
Maybe he doesn't speak stick.
305
00:12:20,667 --> 00:12:21,959
I'll show you stick.
306
00:12:22,041 --> 00:12:22,875
(bonk)
307
00:12:24,500 --> 00:12:26,500
He's not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
308
00:12:26,834 --> 00:12:28,667
He's every knife in the drawer!
309
00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:32,208
Hey, you, are you the angry guy
I've been looking for?
310
00:12:32,500 --> 00:12:33,917
Who wants to know?
311
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:35,208
Ah, at last.
312
00:12:35,917 --> 00:12:36,834
Girls.
313
00:12:37,291 --> 00:12:39,458
So, how's Stonehenge?
314
00:12:39,542 --> 00:12:40,709
Did you get us a T-shirt?
315
00:12:40,792 --> 00:12:43,959
Yeah, but they took it away
in goblin jail.
316
00:12:44,542 --> 00:12:46,542
(roaring)
317
00:12:47,792 --> 00:12:50,458
Uh, I'm guessing
that wasn't the tour guide?
318
00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:53,250
Oh, no, it's the Baydoodior.
319
00:12:53,333 --> 00:12:55,041
We're all doomed!
320
00:12:55,417 --> 00:12:56,542
Can I change my wish?
321
00:12:56,875 --> 00:12:58,583
Wish? What wish?
322
00:12:58,667 --> 00:13:00,333
We told him we can grant wishes.
323
00:13:00,417 --> 00:13:02,333
Do not worry, my little goblin friend.
324
00:13:02,417 --> 00:13:06,083
We can stop that creature if we can find
the book that had this in it.
325
00:13:07,542 --> 00:13:08,875
I know where that is!
326
00:13:09,834 --> 00:13:11,208
Come, come, this way!
327
00:13:13,583 --> 00:13:15,709
Oh, good, Vlorp's on duty.
328
00:13:16,166 --> 00:13:17,375
Yeah, yeah.
329
00:13:17,875 --> 00:13:18,750
(farts)
330
00:13:18,834 --> 00:13:21,041
My friends, I am no mathematician.
331
00:13:21,125 --> 00:13:23,291
But I believe the odds are 3 to 1.
332
00:13:23,417 --> 00:13:25,166
I almost feel sorry for the guy.
333
00:13:25,667 --> 00:13:26,709
Let's get him!
334
00:13:26,792 --> 00:13:27,834
Uh, guys...
335
00:13:27,917 --> 00:13:29,458
(crashing)
336
00:13:29,542 --> 00:13:30,583
José: Watch the face.
337
00:13:31,417 --> 00:13:32,458
-Uh.
-Ow.
338
00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:33,417
(farting)
339
00:13:33,500 --> 00:13:35,792
Okay, Vlorp, you've had your fun.
340
00:13:36,250 --> 00:13:37,291
Now give them the book.
341
00:13:37,375 --> 00:13:39,250
Why should Vlorp?
342
00:13:39,333 --> 00:13:41,959
Because they can save Goblin Town.
343
00:13:42,041 --> 00:13:44,792
Little weaklings can't even beat Vlorp.
344
00:13:45,166 --> 00:13:46,667
Then, do it as a favor
345
00:13:46,750 --> 00:13:49,166
for all those times
I mended your battle sack.
346
00:13:50,125 --> 00:13:53,709
Aww, my battle sack.
347
00:13:53,750 --> 00:13:56,959
Hmm. Worm has touched Vlorp's heart.
348
00:13:58,375 --> 00:13:59,208
Here you go.
349
00:13:59,291 --> 00:14:00,417
Vlorp: It's there.
350
00:14:01,291 --> 00:14:03,125
Aw, gee. Thanks, Vlorp!
351
00:14:03,917 --> 00:14:05,291
Got you now, Felldrake.
352
00:14:10,291 --> 00:14:12,917
Ow, Vlorp.
353
00:14:13,667 --> 00:14:15,792
-Xandra, you are back!
-What happened?
354
00:14:15,875 --> 00:14:17,083
Felldrake trapped you in the book.
355
00:14:17,166 --> 00:14:18,041
He did? But--
356
00:14:18,125 --> 00:14:19,583
And then we went to goblin jail.
357
00:14:19,667 --> 00:14:21,959
-Goblin what?
-And then there was a monster.
358
00:14:22,041 --> 00:14:23,542
-What monster?
-But then this little goblin
359
00:14:23,625 --> 00:14:25,375
-helped us save you.
-But I thought goblins were--
360
00:14:25,458 --> 00:14:27,583
-His name is Worm.
-Wait, wait, wait.
361
00:14:27,667 --> 00:14:28,500
-What?
-(crashing)
362
00:14:28,583 --> 00:14:29,458
Huh?
363
00:14:29,542 --> 00:14:31,709
(roaring)
364
00:14:31,792 --> 00:14:35,417
So that's what Felldrake was after,
the Baydoodior.
365
00:14:35,458 --> 00:14:37,166
Xandra: My Goblinese is a little rusty,
366
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,125
but it says something
about the monster's middle?
367
00:14:40,709 --> 00:14:41,667
Its heart.
368
00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:45,875
Worm: The beast is a living war
and thrives on conflict.
369
00:14:45,959 --> 00:14:48,000
So what you're saying is, to defeat it,
370
00:14:48,083 --> 00:14:49,417
we have to break its heart.
371
00:14:49,792 --> 00:14:51,083
That's right, boys.
372
00:14:53,458 --> 00:14:56,417
Hmm. Let's go kick some heart.
373
00:15:00,125 --> 00:15:02,583
(growling)
374
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:04,417
Fire!
375
00:15:07,917 --> 00:15:09,125
(snarling)
376
00:15:09,208 --> 00:15:10,125
(goblins gasp)
377
00:15:13,583 --> 00:15:15,792
Goblins, aim for the heart.
378
00:15:15,875 --> 00:15:16,834
With what?
379
00:15:16,917 --> 00:15:19,875
The Baydoodior's taken all our weapons.
380
00:15:19,959 --> 00:15:21,792
Except for my favorite sword.
381
00:15:22,291 --> 00:15:24,750
My favorite sword!
(sighs sharply)
382
00:15:25,208 --> 00:15:26,625
Sheldgoose: Oh, I see.
383
00:15:26,709 --> 00:15:29,000
The Baydoodior feeds on aggression.
384
00:15:29,083 --> 00:15:30,875
Felldrake: You're a quick one, aren't you?
385
00:15:30,959 --> 00:15:34,000
That with which it is made
cannot possibly defeat it.
386
00:15:34,083 --> 00:15:35,709
(laughs evilly)
387
00:15:35,792 --> 00:15:38,041
(laughing)
388
00:15:38,125 --> 00:15:39,542
Felldrake: That's right, Leopold.
389
00:15:40,083 --> 00:15:42,375
Who's a good flying mount? You are.
390
00:15:42,458 --> 00:15:43,875
You're a good flying mount.
391
00:15:43,959 --> 00:15:45,125
(smooching)
I love you so much.
392
00:15:46,583 --> 00:15:47,625
(gasps)
393
00:15:48,208 --> 00:15:49,792
(growling)
394
00:15:49,875 --> 00:15:50,792
Sheldgoose: Whoa!
395
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:53,792
Felldrake: Don't you swat at me,
you stupid sword heap.
396
00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:55,375
I am your master.
397
00:15:56,625 --> 00:15:58,333
(screaming)
398
00:16:00,333 --> 00:16:01,208
Sheldgoose: Ouch.
399
00:16:02,458 --> 00:16:03,792
(groaning)
400
00:16:04,417 --> 00:16:06,208
Richard: I thought you packed
the ding-dong battery
401
00:16:06,291 --> 00:16:07,583
for the ding-dong camera?
402
00:16:08,875 --> 00:16:10,500
Margaret: Well, maybe I would have
403
00:16:10,583 --> 00:16:14,000
if I didn't have to ding-dong remember
every ding-dong thing
404
00:16:14,125 --> 00:16:16,166
on this ding-dong vacation!
405
00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:17,709
Ding-dong it, Margaret!
406
00:16:17,792 --> 00:16:19,500
Ding-dong, ding-dong!
407
00:16:19,792 --> 00:16:21,083
There, you see?
408
00:16:21,166 --> 00:16:24,375
Now, you've corrupted our ding-dong child!
409
00:16:24,458 --> 00:16:27,000
(slurping, snarling)
410
00:16:29,709 --> 00:16:31,041
Hurry up, you moron.
411
00:16:31,125 --> 00:16:33,125
We must flee before we're discovered.
412
00:16:33,208 --> 00:16:34,625
Xandra: It's over, Felldrake.
413
00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,709
We're discovered.
414
00:16:36,792 --> 00:16:38,667
Felldrake: No kidding, genius.
415
00:16:39,333 --> 00:16:40,625
Call your monster off.
416
00:16:40,959 --> 00:16:42,125
Felldrake: Call it off?
417
00:16:42,208 --> 00:16:44,333
Didn't you see what it just did to me?
418
00:16:44,709 --> 00:16:45,959
Maybe you made it sick
419
00:16:46,041 --> 00:16:48,917
by canoodling
with your ridiculous horse-monkey.
420
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,500
(gasps)
Do not speak ill of Leopold.
421
00:16:51,583 --> 00:16:53,542
You're just jealous because I hate you.
422
00:16:53,625 --> 00:16:55,125
Ha, everyone hates me.
423
00:16:55,208 --> 00:16:57,625
So that's yet another unoriginal
thought of yours.
424
00:16:58,125 --> 00:17:00,166
What's happening, exactly?
425
00:17:00,250 --> 00:17:03,208
Uh, was the warlock always this disturbed.
426
00:17:03,291 --> 00:17:05,250
This is a fresh kind of loco.
427
00:17:05,333 --> 00:17:07,583
Felldrake: I only have one thing
to say to you.
428
00:17:07,667 --> 00:17:09,000
-No, you don't.
-(growling)
429
00:17:09,083 --> 00:17:12,041
Brilliant, that's your answer
to everything.
430
00:17:12,125 --> 00:17:13,709
Well, how do you like this?
431
00:17:13,792 --> 00:17:15,792
Felldrake: Ha! Idiot, I can't feel pain.
432
00:17:15,875 --> 00:17:16,959
The joke's on you.
433
00:17:17,917 --> 00:17:20,166
(both grunting)
434
00:17:20,250 --> 00:17:21,250
(growling)
435
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,792
Oh, guys.
436
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:24,625
(both gasp)
437
00:17:24,709 --> 00:17:27,166
(roaring)
438
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:29,083
-Uh-oh.
-Felldrake: Oh, nuts.
439
00:17:29,166 --> 00:17:31,166
Don't fight, Mommy and Daddy.
440
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,917
I love you.
441
00:17:34,834 --> 00:17:36,667
(shrieking)
442
00:17:36,750 --> 00:17:39,792
My friends, we do not have
to break the heart.
443
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:42,166
We must break the heart.
444
00:17:42,250 --> 00:17:43,375
Telenovela?
445
00:17:43,458 --> 00:17:44,542
Telenovela.
446
00:17:45,625 --> 00:17:49,291
Donald, you are a selfish,
emotionally unstable...
447
00:17:49,375 --> 00:17:50,750
Mean, rude...
448
00:17:50,834 --> 00:17:52,792
(roaring)
449
00:17:52,875 --> 00:17:53,834
Inconsiderate...
450
00:17:53,917 --> 00:17:55,375
Greedy, back-stabbing...
451
00:17:55,458 --> 00:17:57,333
Windbag blabbermouth.
452
00:17:57,417 --> 00:18:00,291
What? That's a fine time to bring that up.
453
00:18:00,375 --> 00:18:01,458
(growling)
454
00:18:01,542 --> 00:18:03,709
If not for you, we would never
have become enmeshed
455
00:18:03,750 --> 00:18:05,083
in this gruesome situation.
456
00:18:05,208 --> 00:18:07,000
Me? It's all her fault.
457
00:18:07,083 --> 00:18:08,375
(scoffs)
My fault?
458
00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:09,834
Huh?
459
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:12,458
Oh, right.
460
00:18:12,542 --> 00:18:15,500
Well, that's just like you, Donald.
461
00:18:15,583 --> 00:18:17,375
Blame everyone but yourself.
462
00:18:17,458 --> 00:18:18,417
(quacks)
463
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:19,542
(snarling)
464
00:18:19,625 --> 00:18:21,250
What do you think's going to happen?
465
00:18:21,959 --> 00:18:24,959
Shh, you're ruining the drama.
(whimpers)
466
00:18:25,041 --> 00:18:27,959
I am afraid there is only
one thing left to say to you.
467
00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:29,875
I am sorry.
468
00:18:29,959 --> 00:18:30,959
(all gasp)
469
00:18:31,417 --> 00:18:33,709
(crashing)
470
00:18:33,792 --> 00:18:35,625
Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah?
471
00:18:35,917 --> 00:18:37,041
Wait, what?
472
00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:38,625
I'm sorry, too.
473
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:41,208
We're all in this together, hermano...
474
00:18:41,291 --> 00:18:42,333
all: Aw.
475
00:18:42,417 --> 00:18:44,417
(pounding)
476
00:18:46,000 --> 00:18:48,250
Donald, I'm the sorriest of all.
477
00:18:48,333 --> 00:18:49,667
I know I ask a lot of you.
478
00:18:49,750 --> 00:18:51,250
But that's because...
479
00:18:51,583 --> 00:18:52,625
(all gasping)
480
00:18:52,709 --> 00:18:53,959
...I need you.
481
00:18:54,875 --> 00:18:57,375
(crying)
482
00:18:57,458 --> 00:18:59,709
(all crying)
483
00:18:59,792 --> 00:19:01,959
(booming)
484
00:19:02,041 --> 00:19:03,625
(screaming)
485
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:07,250
I'm sorry I never returned
your favorite battle axe.
486
00:19:07,333 --> 00:19:10,125
I'm sorry I called you dainty.
487
00:19:11,208 --> 00:19:13,625
I'm sorry I'm such a chowderhead.
488
00:19:14,041 --> 00:19:17,000
I'm sorry you're a chowderhead, too.
489
00:19:17,375 --> 00:19:21,709
And I'm sorry I made you carry us
back from the Moon for a month.
490
00:19:21,792 --> 00:19:24,333
-I love you guys.
-(bones cracking)
491
00:19:25,250 --> 00:19:27,166
(pounding loudly)
492
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,875
Hey, everybody, group hug.
493
00:19:30,959 --> 00:19:32,375
all: Aw.
494
00:19:34,875 --> 00:19:36,500
Who am I kidding?
495
00:19:36,583 --> 00:19:39,125
I love you guys, too.
496
00:19:39,208 --> 00:19:41,792
(cracking, booming)
497
00:19:41,875 --> 00:19:43,625
(screaming)
498
00:19:47,000 --> 00:19:49,000
(tranquil music)
499
00:19:50,709 --> 00:19:52,000
You did it, guys.
500
00:19:52,083 --> 00:19:53,500
You beat the monster!
501
00:19:56,125 --> 00:19:57,834
Mm, not bad.
502
00:19:58,417 --> 00:19:59,917
goblin guard: Great heroes,
503
00:20:00,000 --> 00:20:02,834
despite you locking me up
and leaving me to rot...
504
00:20:02,917 --> 00:20:05,417
(goblins sing)
♪ In goblin jail ♪
505
00:20:05,500 --> 00:20:07,291
...you have saved our kingdom.
506
00:20:07,375 --> 00:20:09,417
How can we ever repay you?
507
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,709
The true hero
is this little goblin friend,
508
00:20:11,792 --> 00:20:14,083
who was crucial in helping us
defeat the beast.
509
00:20:14,166 --> 00:20:14,917
Me?
510
00:20:15,000 --> 00:20:16,041
It true.
511
00:20:16,125 --> 00:20:19,625
Vlorp saw whole thing
with Vlorp's own eyes.
512
00:20:19,709 --> 00:20:22,250
And technically, he's owed a wish.
513
00:20:22,291 --> 00:20:25,458
Indeed, what is your wish, brave Worm?
514
00:20:25,542 --> 00:20:28,959
Gosh, I just want
to be respected around here.
515
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,458
You know "Worm" isn't even my real name?
516
00:20:32,000 --> 00:20:33,959
Well, what is your name?
517
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:35,041
Vomit.
518
00:20:35,709 --> 00:20:37,709
(fanfare music)
519
00:20:37,792 --> 00:20:40,041
(goblins cheering)
520
00:20:41,750 --> 00:20:44,542
All hail King Vomit.
521
00:20:44,625 --> 00:20:47,625
goblins: Vomit, Vomit, Vomit!
522
00:20:49,542 --> 00:20:52,667
We will forever
be in your debt, Caballeros.
523
00:20:53,166 --> 00:20:56,834
Vomit: You can consider Goblin Town
your life-long ally.
524
00:20:57,417 --> 00:20:59,041
I really owe you guys.
525
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:02,375
Did you know the king has his own pail?
(toots)
526
00:21:03,125 --> 00:21:04,125
(all groan)
527
00:21:04,208 --> 00:21:05,959
(goblins cheering)
528
00:21:06,041 --> 00:21:08,041
(trumpets playing)
529
00:21:08,125 --> 00:21:09,667
So we good?
530
00:21:10,125 --> 00:21:11,375
You bet.
531
00:21:11,458 --> 00:21:13,166
(goblins murmuring)
532
00:21:13,291 --> 00:21:15,208
I still love you, Daddy.
533
00:21:15,291 --> 00:21:17,125
You're crushing me, Leopold.
534
00:21:17,208 --> 00:21:20,500
Felldrake: I'm tired of being lugged
around by a lunkhead like you.
535
00:21:20,583 --> 00:21:24,208
There is a power
that will allow me to move on my own.
536
00:21:24,291 --> 00:21:27,375
And I know just where to find it.
537
00:21:27,458 --> 00:21:29,959
(laughs evilly)
538
00:21:31,583 --> 00:21:33,667
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