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Good evening, Barry
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and welcome to your
date with Jack
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If it goes well
I'll sign it
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Okay
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Um, I brought a bottle of wine
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It's supposedly the finest cabernet
from the New Jersey wine country
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Chateau Secaucus
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Come in
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- Hey
- Hey...
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you
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What, w-w-what are you doing here?
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What? Do I need an excuse
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to see my favorite man
in the whole world?
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Leo's out of town
and you're lonely?
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Yeah, I'm bored. Let's
watch the Surgery Channel
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- Comin' in?
- I-I-I-in a second
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Oh. Right
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Go out into the
hallway to, uh...
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relax
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You know...
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so it doesn't cloud
the apartment
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I don't do that
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Neither do I
Let's go in
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W-w-w-- What's the rush?
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Okay, wait a second
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Does Jack have his date
with Barry tonight?
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Is that tonight?
I don't think that's tonight
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Please! You're totally
spying on him
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I am not
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What kind of a world do you live in
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when the only reason
people are in a hallway
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is to either fart or spy?
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Well, if you're not spying
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then go into your apartment
like a normal person
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Fine. I will
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Aren't you coming?
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- In a second
- Ugh!
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Hello? Maintenance?
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This is Mrs. Walker in 5319
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Mm-hmm
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I'd like to put my drink
on the mantel
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Could you send someone
over to move the fireplace?
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Here, Rosie
you try one
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You do it
I'm not in the mood
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What's the matter, Ro-Ro?
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You've been kinda grumpy all day
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Where's the usual lumber in your step?
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It's this new uniform you got me
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It's too tight, it's itchy
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I can barely breathe
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Why, you ingrate
How dare you complain?
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When I found you, you were
boxing donkeys for money
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You pulled me out of business school
you tipsy witch
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I ain't wearing it
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Oh. Why not?
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Seems perfectly fine to me
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Look, I can do everything
you do in it
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I can eat
Ang, ang, ang, ang, ang
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And I can sleep
Cccrrrr
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Oh, wait
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Watch this
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And I can steal
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Shh
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Heh-heh-heh!
Shh
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Can you walk through doors?
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No
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Hey
Hey, let me in
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Let me in
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Hello
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I didn't know there was a new maid
working on this floor
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What?!
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I've never seen someone so beautiful
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How long have you been working here?
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Two weeks
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Mm. Mm-hmm, nutty
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Mm-hmm, mm-hmm
Oak-y...
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Mm, with just a hint of embalming fluid
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Hey, just, uh
taking out the trash
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Anybody got any trash in here?
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Trash?
Uh, no, we're good
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Hey. Where's the chef?
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I thought you were gonna
have a chef cook you dinner
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Uh, we sent him home
He wasn't attractive
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- I thought he was really cute
- That's what I mean
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Good-bye
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Oh, hey, is that salad?
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God, I'm a fan of salad
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Mm
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Well, what kind of lettuce isn't in this?
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It's fantastic
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What are you guys doin'?
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We're on a date!
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Oh, my God
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This is so embarrassing
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I-I--please, just
d-don't let me interrupt
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Excuse me
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You wanna go out with me?
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Uh, kind of already on a date
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I don't mean now, but
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how quickly can you
wrap things up here?
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Excuse me
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Tartlets for two
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It's okay, I was just leaving
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What do you say?
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Gasp!
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You just asked him out on a date
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while he's on a date with me?
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Will Truman!
That is despicable!
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And totally one of my moves
Out in the hall now!
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Rosie!
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I just met the most incredible man
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Are you sure you just didn't
lean into the doorknob again?
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No, no
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He's like a dream
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like that place I go to to work
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Engineering
Here to check the thermostat
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Oh, that's him
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Rosie, quick!
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Do I look as bad as you?
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What's going on?
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Well-- He thinks I'm a maid
You have to pretend you're me
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Okay, I'll take out my heart
and sell my soul to the devil
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We don't he time for that
Here, put this on
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Hurry, hurry
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Okay
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Oh...
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Mrs. Walker?
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That's right
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- Hi, there
- Hi
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Shut your mouth, maid!
My jewelry might fall out
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What a monster
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Who taught her to talk to
another human being like that?
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I have no idea
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Of course, you don't
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We're different from them
you and I
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The rich
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They think they're so much
better than we are
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But we have one thing
they'll never have
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Rickets?
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- Pride
- Pride!
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The true pride that comes
of a hard day's work
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of having friends
not possessions
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Of measuring your accomplishments
in love given, not dollars spent
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Dollars...
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Will you go out with me
tonight? / Yes!
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C'mon, d-do you even like him?
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I like how I look
when I'm next to him
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And he's, he's not as cumbersome
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as carrying a pomeranian
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Wow, you've, you've fallen
harder than I thought
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Look, why don't we just ask Barry
who he's more interested in?
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Okay, a-and whoever he says
that's who gets him
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- Okay, fine
- Good
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Now, this is a very
delicate situation
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I hope we can handle it
with mutual respect and dignity
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As do I
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Barry--
Hey!
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You know the best part
about dating men?
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A lot more slapstick
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Okay, Barry, I know this is--
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this seems weird, but
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w-w-we got a problem
See, I, I like you
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Oh, sure, now that you're hot
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But remember when he
turned you down before
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when you were hideous?
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No
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It's just that I--
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now I've gotten to know you better
and I want to spend time with you
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I want us to date
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But you can't date both of us
because we're best friends
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and I would never do anything to
jeopardize my friendship with Will
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who wears a wig and a truss
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So who are you gonna choose?
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Me, who genuinely cares for you
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a-and really believes that
we could make something great?
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Or me
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Try that
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I-I-I don't know what to say
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I-I like both you guys
you know
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in, in different ways
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But I guess if I had to
pick one of you, um
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I-it would have to be...
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Will
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Yes! Yes!
What?!
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You're spectacular
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I'm the envy of every
maintenance man in this hotel
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Today...
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I walk with the pride of a bellman
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Would you look at this waste?
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Jerks in the penthouse
ordered all this food
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and didn't even touch it
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- You guys want it?
- Oh, yeah--
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No! We do not need
their castoffs
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Here
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It's humble, but honest
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Oh
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Thank you
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It's thoughtful, but dry
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I'll get you some mayo
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The mayo of the people
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I've never seen a maid
like you before
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Where you from exactly?
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Oh. I'm from...
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Margaritaville
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So, you excited about your big date?
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Are you kidding?
I'm so confident about this
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that I've already signed us
up for couples counseling
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Hello
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Nice shirt
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Somewhere, a ballerina is shivering
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Hey, Grace
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What are you doin' tonight?
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'Cause I'm suddenly in the
market for a new best friend
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Here, let's see if we click
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I'll say something witty
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and then you say something back
Okay?
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Let's go
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I'm very handsome
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Jack, you're acting like
a baby / Oh, how droll
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Let's never be apart
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You're being ridiculous
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Okay, he chose me over you
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Do you think that
makes me happy?
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Stop smiling
It's unnatural on you
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A smile on you is like a
nice pair of legs on a chimp
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C'mon
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I don't feel any better
about this than you do
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Stop it!
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Jack, he isn't laughing at you
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He's just laughing
with me, at you
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Well, I'm glad this is
amusing both of you
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Go on, laugh
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Laugh at the sad, gay clown!
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I curse your date!
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A pox on both your entrees
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Yeah, made the right choice
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Karen, are you okay?
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You haven't been to
work in three days
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Things are really gettin' done
It's freakin' me out
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Karen?
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Hello--
Ow!
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Karen?
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Just because I'm the new girl
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they think they can give me
the cart with the bum wheel!
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And I'm short two shower
caps and a sewing kit
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and you know that's
comin' out of my pay!
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Housekeeping
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Okay, here's a personality...
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I've never met before
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Thought I knew all of them
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What's your name?
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Actually, I'm kinda glad you're here
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I could use some advice
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Well, um, first of all...
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You dust with the feather end
not the stick end
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Hm. Better
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Listen
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I have this friend who
lives at The Palace Hotel
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And she and her maid Ro--
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00:13:08,507 --> 00:13:10,129
Mosario...
266
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switched places so that
my friend could pose as a poor
267
00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:20,016
but honest chambermaid to
woo a hunky maintenance man
268
00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:22,661
Now my friend's fallen in love with him
269
00:13:22,661 --> 00:13:26,317
and she's afraid that
if she tells him the truth
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00:13:26,317 --> 00:13:27,648
he'll leave her
271
00:13:28,458 --> 00:13:31,063
Hey, hands off my friend's cart!
272
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,931
So, you're afraid...
273
00:13:37,227 --> 00:13:39,554
that a poor janitor might not love you
274
00:13:39,554 --> 00:13:41,538
because you're rich?
275
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Not me, my friend!
276
00:13:52,544 --> 00:13:55,259
Well, the way I see it is
277
00:13:55,259 --> 00:13:57,455
if the guy really loves her
278
00:13:57,455 --> 00:13:59,403
he'll look past the money
279
00:13:59,403 --> 00:14:03,951
and see a pure heart
the size of a marble
280
00:14:06,620 --> 00:14:08,373
Yeah. Maybe you're right
281
00:14:08,373 --> 00:14:09,724
Thanks, honey
282
00:14:09,724 --> 00:14:12,278
Now if you'll excuse me
283
00:14:12,278 --> 00:14:15,620
I have to turn down the beds
and put a mint on each pi--
284
00:14:16,258 --> 00:14:19,331
Hey, where are my mints?
285
00:14:20,356 --> 00:14:22,082
I don't know....
286
00:14:29,054 --> 00:14:30,607
Can someone help this man?
287
00:14:30,607 --> 00:14:33,476
I think he's looking for a copy
of Boyfriend Stealer Weekly
288
00:14:33,476 --> 00:14:34,209
C'mon, Jack
289
00:14:34,209 --> 00:14:36,274
You're not still upset
about me and Barry?
290
00:14:36,629 --> 00:14:39,457
Okay, I guess I'll just
have to stop seeing him
291
00:14:39,457 --> 00:14:42,157
I mean, no guy is worth
jeopardizing our friendship
292
00:14:42,360 --> 00:14:45,485
Reluctant pivot
inquisitive head tilt
293
00:14:45,729 --> 00:14:48,432
I mean, sure, we've had
fantastic dates all week
294
00:14:48,432 --> 00:14:49,799
talked and laughed
295
00:14:49,799 --> 00:14:52,985
had feisty debates
and comfortable silences
296
00:14:52,985 --> 00:14:55,236
feisty silences and
comfortable debates
297
00:14:55,236 --> 00:14:57,336
silently debated the
comforts of feistiness
298
00:14:57,336 --> 00:14:58,410
but...
299
00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:01,285
if our being together is
gonna upset you in any way
300
00:15:01,285 --> 00:15:02,598
I'll give him up
301
00:15:03,455 --> 00:15:04,981
Good
I think you should
302
00:15:04,981 --> 00:15:07,035
No way!
Are you crazy?
303
00:15:07,035 --> 00:15:08,149
I'm really into Barry
304
00:15:08,149 --> 00:15:10,422
He's the first guy in a long time
I've felt this way about
305
00:15:10,422 --> 00:15:13,886
who's not, you know, an arrow
shooting elf from Lord of the Rings
306
00:15:13,886 --> 00:15:16,335
So just get over it
and get happy for me
307
00:15:16,335 --> 00:15:17,652
No!
308
00:15:18,699 --> 00:15:21,833
If you continue dating Barry
I will never forgive you
309
00:15:23,155 --> 00:15:25,223
You look older when you're angry
310
00:15:25,223 --> 00:15:26,908
You're a gorgeous couple
311
00:15:27,170 --> 00:15:28,399
When are you seeing him again?
312
00:15:28,399 --> 00:15:29,675
Tomorrow night
313
00:15:29,675 --> 00:15:31,426
Although, I was, I was kind of thinking of
314
00:15:31,426 --> 00:15:32,786
dropping by his place right now
315
00:15:32,786 --> 00:15:35,616
and surprising him with
I don't know, Chinese food
316
00:15:35,616 --> 00:15:36,674
You think I should?
317
00:15:36,674 --> 00:15:38,967
Abs-and-pecks-olutely
318
00:15:38,967 --> 00:15:40,811
It's very romantic
319
00:15:40,811 --> 00:15:43,690
And moo goo gai pan
is the food of love
320
00:15:43,690 --> 00:15:44,726
Really?
321
00:15:45,223 --> 00:15:47,808
Why do you think there's
so many Chinese people?
322
00:15:48,807 --> 00:15:50,114
Thanks, Jack
323
00:15:50,528 --> 00:15:51,759
You're the best
324
00:15:53,018 --> 00:15:55,898
Ah... Bemused brow raise
325
00:15:55,898 --> 00:15:57,374
shake of head
326
00:16:04,810 --> 00:16:06,448
- Will
- Hey!
327
00:16:07,109 --> 00:16:08,851
Hey, I brought some Chinese food over
328
00:16:08,851 --> 00:16:10,407
I though maybe we could, uh...
329
00:16:10,780 --> 00:16:12,292
order a pizza
330
00:16:13,707 --> 00:16:15,331
That sounds really nice, but, um...
331
00:16:15,707 --> 00:16:17,299
I kind of have plans tonight
332
00:16:17,510 --> 00:16:19,267
Oh? Well, what kind of plans?
333
00:16:19,532 --> 00:16:20,978
Kind of a date
334
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:23,229
Oh
335
00:16:23,971 --> 00:16:26,345
Okay. Um...
336
00:16:27,592 --> 00:16:29,945
Uh, you know wh--
337
00:16:29,945 --> 00:16:31,864
I'm-- Huh-- I'm just
gonna say this
338
00:16:32,777 --> 00:16:34,603
I like you, Barry
339
00:16:34,603 --> 00:16:36,161
I-I-I don't wanna date anybody else
340
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:42,400
and I...I was kinda hoping
you didn't want to either
341
00:16:42,806 --> 00:16:44,692
But, you were the one who said
342
00:16:44,692 --> 00:16:46,366
I, I should play the field for a while
343
00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:49,261
that I won't know if I met the right guy
until I see what's out there
344
00:16:49,261 --> 00:16:51,171
You wanna know what's out there?
345
00:16:51,171 --> 00:16:53,270
Half a million guys in
lycra tank tops going
346
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:54,512
"Girlfriend!"
347
00:16:56,366 --> 00:16:58,288
Yeah, you could play the field for a while
348
00:16:58,288 --> 00:17:00,698
but what you're eventually
gonna find out is that...
349
00:17:01,027 --> 00:17:03,415
Well...
350
00:17:03,415 --> 00:17:04,930
I'm the right guy
351
00:17:06,285 --> 00:17:08,954
So skip the middle part
Forget the dating around
352
00:17:08,954 --> 00:17:11,281
I'm, I'm mid... to...
353
00:17:11,281 --> 00:17:14,160
to early 30...mish
354
00:17:14,160 --> 00:17:17,647
I-I-I-I've done this already
355
00:17:17,990 --> 00:17:19,442
But I haven't
356
00:17:19,442 --> 00:17:20,466
Right
357
00:17:21,513 --> 00:17:23,286
So now you don't have to
358
00:17:25,384 --> 00:17:27,356
But I want to
359
00:17:29,986 --> 00:17:31,246
Oh
360
00:17:31,246 --> 00:17:33,787
Look, Will
you're great
361
00:17:33,787 --> 00:17:35,613
but I've only been out a month
362
00:17:35,613 --> 00:17:37,695
And I've only been
good-looking a week
363
00:17:39,010 --> 00:17:40,861
I need to see what's out there
364
00:17:40,861 --> 00:17:42,546
I wanna do a share on Fire Island
365
00:17:42,546 --> 00:17:44,842
I wanna see Cher in Vegas
366
00:17:44,842 --> 00:17:46,593
I want a, I want a drag name
367
00:17:46,593 --> 00:17:49,035
Something like "Kitty Litter."
368
00:17:54,342 --> 00:17:57,165
So, y-you...
you don't wanna...
369
00:17:57,553 --> 00:17:59,596
I'm sorry
370
00:18:01,323 --> 00:18:04,595
Look, um, I-I don't have to
leave for a bit
371
00:18:04,595 --> 00:18:06,952
Stay. I'll um
I'll heat up this...
372
00:18:07,996 --> 00:18:09,411
Order a pizza
373
00:18:10,225 --> 00:18:12,461
Yeah, you know, I-I-I should, um
374
00:18:13,603 --> 00:18:14,154
I should go
375
00:18:14,154 --> 00:18:16,671
So, I'll, uh...
376
00:18:16,910 --> 00:18:18,287
I'll, I'll see you around
377
00:18:23,823 --> 00:18:25,653
You're unlike any
woman I've ever met
378
00:18:25,904 --> 00:18:28,365
- So good, so real
- Oh
379
00:18:28,597 --> 00:18:30,703
I know it's only been a short while, but
380
00:18:30,703 --> 00:18:32,931
I feel as if I know everything there
is to know about you
381
00:18:32,931 --> 00:18:35,596
- Me too
- I love you, Lopita
382
00:18:42,219 --> 00:18:44,233
Wait. No
383
00:18:44,529 --> 00:18:45,770
This isn't right
384
00:18:45,770 --> 00:18:47,942
Or is it the rightest thing ever?
385
00:18:49,153 --> 00:18:52,260
No. It's all a lie
386
00:18:52,260 --> 00:18:54,322
I'm not who you think I am
387
00:18:54,322 --> 00:18:56,423
I'm not good or real
388
00:18:57,435 --> 00:19:00,133
I'm evil and imaginary
389
00:19:02,559 --> 00:19:03,955
And I'm rich
390
00:19:03,955 --> 00:19:05,676
Filthy rich!
391
00:19:05,676 --> 00:19:07,988
I, I don't understand
392
00:19:07,988 --> 00:19:09,708
I'm not a maid
393
00:19:09,708 --> 00:19:12,751
I'm a snoot, a swell, a fat cat
394
00:19:13,735 --> 00:19:15,772
Look at these soft, unlined breasts
395
00:19:15,772 --> 00:19:18,692
They've never done an
honest day's work in their lives
396
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:22,614
I'm sorry, I didn't hear you
397
00:19:22,614 --> 00:19:24,372
I've been looking at your breasts
398
00:19:28,337 --> 00:19:30,891
My name is Karen Walker
399
00:19:30,891 --> 00:19:34,361
and I'm the opposite of
everything you stand for
400
00:19:34,361 --> 00:19:36,930
I'm uptown, you're downtown
401
00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:40,179
I'm upstairs, you're downstairs
402
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:43,939
I'm uppers... I'm downers
403
00:19:45,270 --> 00:19:47,381
Do you think that there's any way
404
00:19:47,381 --> 00:19:51,786
that you could ever love someone
as rich and powerful as me?
405
00:19:55,650 --> 00:19:57,758
- Sure
- Really?
406
00:19:57,758 --> 00:19:58,924
Of course
407
00:19:58,924 --> 00:20:01,253
You're my soul mate
I love you, rich or poor
408
00:20:01,253 --> 00:20:02,520
Oh, darling
409
00:20:02,520 --> 00:20:05,348
I've waited my whole life
for this moment
410
00:20:05,893 --> 00:20:06,953
Let's celebrate
411
00:20:06,953 --> 00:20:08,533
This calls for champagne
412
00:20:08,533 --> 00:20:09,754
- I don't drink
- It can't work
413
00:20:09,754 --> 00:20:11,940
We're from two different worlds
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