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Okay, I have a big problem
with this love letter
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you wrote to your husband in Africa?
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Where did you get this?
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I gave this to Karen
to mail yesterday
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Yeah, and she gave it to me to read
laugh at, and make copies of
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That's how we've been
doing it for years
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That is a gross invasion of privacy!
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Besides, I thought
that's what we did to Will!
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Come on, you gotta throw us
a little something spicy in there
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Where do you keep recent photos
of yourself squatting naked
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on a sheepskin rug?
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Right next to the picture
of me doing this
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All right, come over to
my apartment tonight
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We'll start all over
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Bring some tracing paper
and don't wear any underwear
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Tempting...
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but Will and I are getting together
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Finally
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It's been, like, forever
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I mean, between me living in Brooklyn
and him working all the time--
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And now you're thinking
about tracing your own thing
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Ah, hey, Karen
What are ya doin'?
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Oh, just a sec
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Stanley walker is a dirty pig
and I hope he rots in hellll!
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I'm good
How are you guys?
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- Problem with Stan?
- I can't believe him
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Parading around town with
that new British slut of his!
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Last week they had dinner
at the mayor's mansion
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Apparently, she spent the entire night
sitting on his lap, feeding him steaks
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'Ere's a nice T-bone for ya, love
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Hope you saved room
for a bucket of "po-tah-toes."
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Oh, I regret the day
I ever laid boobs on that man!
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- God, that's just awful
- Yeah
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Okay, your turn
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Kare, during all my struggles
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you've constantly been
partially there for me
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Is there anything
I can pretend to do for you now?
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Well, there is, Jackie
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You know, there's, uh
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one last box of
my personal effects at the mans
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It's mostly sentimental stuff--
Old photos, birthday cards
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The receipt I got when Rosario's parents
sold her to me. That kinda thing
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Wh-what are you saying?
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I mean, would I like to spend
a few unsupervised hours rummaging
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through your closet?
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Does a gay bear have
anonymous sex in the woods?
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God, that doorman's a real jerk
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I lived here five years
I move out
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suddenly, Tony looks at me
like he's never seen me before?
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Tony retired at Christmas, Grace
That's the new doorman, Abe
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who's black, while Tony was white
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I don't see people that way
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So...
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you ready to rock the house?
You ready to kick out the jams?
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Let's do it to it
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- I brought the cheese
- She brought the cheese!
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Oh, you actually brought cheese
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Yeah. Cheese night
Like we used to do
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Brought a little camembert
a little stilton, a little gouda...
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and some Kraft singles
'cause I love that clammy feeling
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when you hold them up
against your face
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I've been off dairy for two months
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Didn't I tell you?
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- Did you?
- I thought I did
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- So, no cheese?
- Sorry
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But hey, hey, hey!
We can still do...
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movie night!
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I got The Rookie
I know-- Baseball, yuck
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But Dennis Quaid, yum!
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And Dennis Quaid in a cup... yummer
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Um, I already saw that with Leo
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But we were gonna see it together
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Six months ago
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You know what?
It's fine
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That just means that we have
the whole night to sit here and talk. Huh?
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Yes, we have tons to catch up on
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What are you doing in this closet?
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You look like the kind of man
that should be coming out of one
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I have business here
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Who are you?
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I might ask the same question of you
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Why, I'm Jack, Karen's friend
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She didn't wanna come 'cause
she didn't wanna run into that British slut
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With your thick Hungarian accent
you obviously work here
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Have you--have you met her?
What's she like?
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Well, she's got curly hair, like me
long legs, like me
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She shags like a banshee, like me
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And her favorite dance move is this
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So you're that tart from the prison
who stole Karen's husband right out
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from on top of her!
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I'm the new woman in Stan's life
Lorraine Finster.
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Get...a load...of me
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Stay away from me!
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Don't look at me!
Or my package!
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How can I not?
It's looking at me
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You like it now, you should see it
at night, when it's all lit up
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No! No!
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Karen Walker's my friend!
I don't want anything to do with you!
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Good day, Miss
I said, good day!
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Are you a dancer?
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Why would you say that?
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Well, it struck me that
you have the bearing of a dancer
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Now, perhaps I'm wrong
but I was a ballerina back in the U.K.
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So I tend to have a bit of
an eye for these things
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Well... Heh heh... In some circles
I'm known as a dancer
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Actually, they're not
so much circles, as cages
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Well...actually...
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I wasn't so much a ballerina
as a stripper
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Bon-bon?
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Uh, love one
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We were both at the bottom
and we pulled ourselves up
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with true grit and
other people's money
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I admire us
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I'm a little in love with you
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Really?!
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'Cause I feel like I could fall too
But I can't! You're the enemy!
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- Or am I your new best friend?
- Damn, I think you are!
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Honey, uh...
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I'm a little concerned that
you and Will aren't connecting anymore
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Why do you say that?
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Oh, well, you mention it in this letter
you wrote to your husband in Africa
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God, you people!
That's awful!
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Unless we're doing it to Will!
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Things are weird with us
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We're off
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It's like we've lost our mojo
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Or, in our case, our "homojo."
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Well, honey, you know
what you have to do, huh?
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Seduce him
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Yeah, go to La Perla
buy some sexy thongs and bra--
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-- undershirts...
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Put on some Paul Anka
bend him over the couch
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and have at him!
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You know Will and I don't have sex
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Well, then, honey
what's your version of sex, huh?
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What gets you two excited?
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- The most excited?
- Uh-huh. Yeah
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That would have to be
without question...
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- game night
- Ooohh!
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Game night!
Ooh, sounds tedious
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You should do that
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You know what?
You're right
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We should!
It is so-- It's so fun!
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Every year, Joe and Larry
and Rob and Ellen come over
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and we have this--this big
huge parlor game blowout
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We play for the "Suck On It" cup
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God, that's tragic!
What's that?
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It's a trophy
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And we call it the "suck on it" cup
because when you win--
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And Will and I always win--
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You get to turn to the losers
and say, "Suck on it!!"
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Which lever do I pull to
be crushed by a safe?
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Well, honey, what are you waiting for?
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I mean, come on, call that
Mo and Mary and Blob and Yellen
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and get 'em over to your place!
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God, this is just perfect
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This is--this is just
what Will and I need
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Thank you, Karen
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You know, sometimes
even a wet brain makes sense
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Hey, Kare
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Hey, poodle, where have you been?
I've been waiting for almost half a Xanax
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Oh, you know, that closet of
yours is so much fun
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- Anyway, here's your stuff
- Oh, Jackie, thank you
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At last, I'm out of Stan's shadow
Well, if I leave the Tristate area
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No prob, it was cinchy
So, I-I'll see ya later
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Jack?
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I'm sorry!
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I met Stan's new girlfriend, Lorraine
We spent the whole day together
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It was magical
Like a movie
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Like something Miramax would
shove down the Academy's throat
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during Oscar time
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There, I said it
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Uh, I was just gonna ask you
why my teddy is missing
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Oh, I'm gonna add a flounce
to make him more masculine
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Anyway, Kare...
you'd really like her
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The three of us should go away
for the weekend together
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Amish country, maybe
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Huh, fun
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I do like a nice apple butter
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So it's...it's okay?
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Oh, cutie, of course it is!
Come here, you!
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You backstabbing boy bitch!
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You are never, never
seeing her again!
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Do you hear me?!
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You stay away
from that London hog
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or I'll put fishhooks in your nipples
and fly you off the Chrysler Building!
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You got that?!
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Why do you make me
do this to you?
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But Lorraine's just so much fun
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And I love my accent
when I'm with her
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It's so bleedin' 'ard to stay 'way
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So what? You just met this woman
and Karen's been with you
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for thousands of dollars
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The damn Brit gets me, Will
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She sees what's underneath
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Right down to the surface
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So tell me, what is this
"gay night" you're having?
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And why isn't this invited?
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It's "game night."
It's nothing like "gay night."
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It's a whole evening
of interesting games
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and someone goes home
with a "Suck On It" cup
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Actually, it's quite a bit like "gay night."
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You know, it's good you
and Grace are doing this
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You guys have been really off lately
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So you've noticed?
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I... may have read it
in a letter somewhere
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Well... this is our chance
to get it back
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Whenever Grace and I were
having problems in the past
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game night was always the fix
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Something about lording it
over our suburban friends
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with our mastery of showbiz trivia
that really gets to the core of
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what makes our relationship special
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You know, game night even
solved the big fight of '91?
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Mm-hmm
Mm-hmm
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Don't you wanna know
what that fight was about?
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You know, I trust that
it solved it, so...
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Ready?
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And go!
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A duck. A chicken
An emu. Uma Thurman
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Shamu
Okay, no. Okay
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The sun
The moon
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Reverend Sun Myung Moon
An eclipse. Eclair
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Claire Danes. A great dane
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Dame Judy Dench
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- Dame Maggie Smith--- Enough with the dames!
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Ah-ah!
No talking!
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- Ten seconds- Okay... Oh, a flower!
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A gun! A garden!
Madison Square Garden!
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Time!
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Garden of Eden
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What?!
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That's not in Midtown!
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I didn't draw "Midtown."
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Well, well
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You just move right in, don't ya?
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I guess the guy I paid to hussy-proof
this place missed a few spots
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Well, you must be
the old Mrs. Walker
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And you were married
to Stan as well, weren't you?
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What's that smell?
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Stan's favorite perfume
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Dab of roast beef
behind each knocker
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Lamb chops work too
But I'm not here to discuss beauty tips
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Where's my Jackie? Hmm?
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I know you've got him
And you know how I know?
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Because I really think so
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Well, you're mistaken
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Now, I believe you know
where the door is
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It's the tall, square thing you go through
on your way to the plastic surgeon
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00:14:59,505 --> 00:15:02,979
Why, you slimy limey!
I've got half a mind to--!
250
00:15:03,947 --> 00:15:05,664
No
251
00:15:05,664 --> 00:15:08,473
No, I'm going to take the high road
252
00:15:08,473 --> 00:15:13,277
And not just because I'm high
253
00:15:14,222 --> 00:15:15,906
I'll be leaving now
254
00:15:15,906 --> 00:15:19,412
Just going to take
one little thing with me
255
00:15:20,360 --> 00:15:22,283
Come on, Jackie
256
00:15:23,963 --> 00:15:25,458
You listen to me, little missy
257
00:15:25,458 --> 00:15:26,893
You may have taken my steer
258
00:15:26,893 --> 00:15:30,227
but I'll be damned
if you're gonna take my queer!
259
00:15:33,060 --> 00:15:34,630
Come on!
260
00:15:34,954 --> 00:15:36,374
Jackie, where are you going?
261
00:15:36,374 --> 00:15:38,373
- B-but I--
- Come here
262
00:15:43,464 --> 00:15:46,124
Jack, no
Come here
263
00:15:46,124 --> 00:15:47,517
Come to me
264
00:15:50,711 --> 00:15:53,627
Jackie, come. Come on
Oh, that's a good Jackie
265
00:15:53,627 --> 00:15:54,516
- Jackie
- Oh, that's a good Jackie
266
00:15:54,516 --> 00:15:55,497
- Jackie, come- Come here, Jackie
267
00:15:55,497 --> 00:15:58,380
- Jackie, come- Come, Jackie
268
00:15:58,380 --> 00:16:01,623
Oh, looky here!
Come here, Jackie, come here
269
00:16:01,623 --> 00:16:05,270
All right, stop it!
You're gonna make me piddle!
270
00:16:06,585 --> 00:16:09,054
If you're gonna make me choose
271
00:16:09,054 --> 00:16:10,792
then I choose Karen
272
00:16:11,993 --> 00:16:16,273
I'm sorry, Lorraine
I like you, but I love Karen
273
00:16:16,273 --> 00:16:18,150
We have a special bond
274
00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:19,346
And let's face it
275
00:16:19,346 --> 00:16:23,155
It would take four of your boobs
to fill one of her cups
276
00:16:24,724 --> 00:16:26,614
Oh, poodle, do you mean it?
277
00:16:26,614 --> 00:16:30,092
Of course
Your boobs are huge!
278
00:16:31,164 --> 00:16:33,969
Mine will be too
a week from Monday
279
00:16:34,468 --> 00:16:38,058
Come on, Jackie, let's go home
pass out, and forget this ever happened
280
00:16:38,058 --> 00:16:41,075
And I swear I'll never
cheat on you again
281
00:16:43,621 --> 00:16:47,003
Hey, if Karen dies
I'll totally call you
282
00:16:50,962 --> 00:16:54,140
Okay, going into the final round
Larry and I are in first
283
00:16:54,140 --> 00:16:57,597
Rob and Ellen, you're second
Will and Grace, you guys are in third
284
00:16:57,597 --> 00:17:03,374
Or, as we like to call it
last with a big "L" for "loser!"
285
00:17:03,374 --> 00:17:04,740
Hey! Hey!
286
00:17:04,740 --> 00:17:06,555
We can still win this, you know
287
00:17:06,555 --> 00:17:08,605
Yeah, we still have 30 seconds
We can take it
288
00:17:08,605 --> 00:17:09,578
Wow
289
00:17:09,965 --> 00:17:11,755
That is pressure
290
00:17:11,992 --> 00:17:14,094
Hope you don't crack!
291
00:17:15,690 --> 00:17:17,206
See how I got in her head?
292
00:17:17,206 --> 00:17:19,622
You've already been in her pants
293
00:17:22,375 --> 00:17:23,567
Okay, you ready?
294
00:17:23,567 --> 00:17:25,109
Yeah, I'm ready
Why would you think I wasn't ready?
295
00:17:25,109 --> 00:17:26,579
Because earlier
when we were playing charades
296
00:17:26,579 --> 00:17:29,130
and I went like this
you said "parmesan."
297
00:17:30,646 --> 00:17:34,369
You don't realize
how important cheese is until it's gone
298
00:17:35,486 --> 00:17:36,753
All right, you ready?
299
00:17:36,753 --> 00:17:37,995
And... Go!
300
00:17:37,995 --> 00:17:40,179
Okay, uh, uh, uh, she--
she's an actress
301
00:17:40,179 --> 00:17:42,524
her last name is a senator
ran for President
302
00:17:42,524 --> 00:17:43,806
Gore
303
00:17:43,806 --> 00:17:44,955
Lesley Gore
Gore Vidal
304
00:17:44,955 --> 00:17:45,682
Vidal Sassoon
305
00:17:45,682 --> 00:17:47,410
Paul Mitchell / No
306
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:49,965
- Lost to Nixon
- Okay, Mondale
307
00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:50,870
Dukakis, Humphrey
308
00:17:50,870 --> 00:17:53,237
- Holly Humphrey!
- Okay, time out!
309
00:17:53,237 --> 00:17:54,781
Ah! You can't call time out!
310
00:17:54,781 --> 00:17:57,266
Au contraire, my pregnant friend!
311
00:17:57,560 --> 00:18:01,342
The timeout was established
after the great bathroom controversy of 1997!
312
00:18:01,342 --> 00:18:04,197
Each team may call one
and only one, time out, per tournament
313
00:18:04,197 --> 00:18:06,192
as long as a new clue
is selected upon their return
314
00:18:06,192 --> 00:18:08,363
Read your rule book!
Come on, Grace!
315
00:18:09,893 --> 00:18:11,884
Guys, he's right
316
00:18:11,884 --> 00:18:15,162
And we're sitting in the wrong order
317
00:18:15,162 --> 00:18:17,947
Here, you need to be over here...
318
00:18:17,947 --> 00:18:19,786
What happened to you?
319
00:18:19,786 --> 00:18:22,409
Do you know what it means
if they beat us in there tonight?
320
00:18:22,409 --> 00:18:25,275
It means they're gonna look at us
with the same mix of pity and disgust
321
00:18:25,275 --> 00:18:28,550
that we do them, and I'm not
about to let that happen!
322
00:18:28,550 --> 00:18:30,205
I mean-- I mean--
323
00:18:30,205 --> 00:18:31,187
Will...
324
00:18:31,944 --> 00:18:33,199
We've lost it
325
00:18:33,199 --> 00:18:34,692
What?
326
00:18:34,692 --> 00:18:38,946
Whatever it is we had...
that...connection
327
00:18:38,946 --> 00:18:42,403
That thing that made us...us
328
00:18:43,067 --> 00:18:45,963
It's just-- it's not there anymore
329
00:18:45,963 --> 00:18:49,427
Sure it is
It--it--it--it's...
330
00:18:49,706 --> 00:18:51,824
It's really not, is it?
331
00:18:51,824 --> 00:18:53,022
No
332
00:18:54,372 --> 00:18:56,157
And I don't know
if it's because I got married
333
00:18:56,157 --> 00:18:58,061
or because we're not
living together anymore or what
334
00:18:58,061 --> 00:18:59,815
but it's gone
335
00:19:01,266 --> 00:19:03,663
It's like we lost our mojo
336
00:19:03,663 --> 00:19:06,413
Or, in our case, our "homojo."
337
00:19:09,857 --> 00:19:12,649
Get
Out
338
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:19,103
- That is exactly what I said
- What?! When?
339
00:19:19,103 --> 00:19:20,362
The other day
340
00:19:20,694 --> 00:19:22,057
- To Karen
- Whoa, slow down
341
00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:23,517
- You did?
- Yeah
342
00:19:23,517 --> 00:19:26,239
- Why didn't you call me?
- I don't know, it was a gay pun
343
00:19:26,239 --> 00:19:27,527
It just seemed a little small
344
00:19:27,527 --> 00:19:30,466
But that's exactly
what we're missing
345
00:19:30,466 --> 00:19:32,744
We need to check in
and not just about the big important stuff
346
00:19:32,744 --> 00:19:36,085
but the little, trivial things
that people really care about
347
00:19:36,498 --> 00:19:38,962
It was just so much easier
when we were living together
348
00:19:38,962 --> 00:19:43,311
You know, I get an overzealous bikini wax
that's three hours of conversation
349
00:19:45,297 --> 00:19:47,173
Now, we gotta make an effort
350
00:19:47,173 --> 00:19:49,355
You gotta call me...
351
00:19:50,176 --> 00:19:53,052
- if you go off cheese
- I know--
352
00:19:56,323 --> 00:19:58,631
You're right
That--that was stupid
353
00:19:58,631 --> 00:20:02,137
You know, I think I might
have called and then hung up
354
00:20:05,654 --> 00:20:07,545
Still think we're gonna be okay?
355
00:20:07,545 --> 00:20:09,521
I think we are
356
00:20:10,936 --> 00:20:12,260
Promise?
357
00:20:19,037 --> 00:20:21,433
Oh, look who's back
It's the losers
358
00:20:21,433 --> 00:20:23,377
- Losers!
- Suck on it!
359
00:20:23,377 --> 00:20:26,912
Suck on it!
360
00:20:26,912 --> 00:20:29,201
How's that taste?!
Suck on it!
361
00:20:29,201 --> 00:20:32,547
- We still have a little time left
- Oh, yeah, three seconds
362
00:20:32,547 --> 00:20:35,607
And no one can do that
Not even the great Will and Grace
363
00:20:38,036 --> 00:20:40,819
Just give him the clue, Blob
364
00:20:44,025 --> 00:20:45,740
Ready? Go!
365
00:20:45,740 --> 00:20:46,853
- Bangs
- Nancy McKeon
366
00:20:46,853 --> 00:20:48,426
Yes!
367
00:20:52,933 --> 00:20:57,639
- When did he ask you to mail this?
- Yesterday. Read it, read it, read it
368
00:20:57,639 --> 00:21:03,585
"And though I've never written one of
these fan letters before, Justin..."
369
00:21:05,957 --> 00:21:11,400
"I just want to wish you all the luck
in the world on your solo career."
370
00:21:11,907 --> 00:21:14,898
"Sincerely yours, Will Truman"!
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