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Hey, okey, listen to this one
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Hey, guys, just wanted to
remind you about brunch
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at our place
in Brooklyn today
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Can't wait
Love you
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She actually thinks
we're going to Brooklyn?
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I'm not leaving
the state for brunch!
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That's so stupid
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Okay, it gets better
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Guys, where are you?
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I've got salmon
I've got caviar
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I've got fruit
Get over here
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Love you!
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She could be serving it on top
of a Calvin Klein underwear model
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I still ain't going to Brooklyn
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- How sad is that?
- It can't get any sadder
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Can't it?
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Nice, real nice
You better be coming
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You guys suck!
I hate you!
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Love you
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Hey
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Have you guys gotten
any of those messages from Grace?
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They're hilarious!
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Blah blah blah...
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Love you!
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Oh...
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So, Wilma, honey, listen
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I forget, what are you these days
gay or straight?
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Wait, wait, wait
Let me do a little test
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Okay, there's a penis
and a vagina in a tent
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And it's on fire
Which do you save?
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Why are they in a tent?
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Honey, I'm trying to do you a favor!
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I wanna set you up with
my cousin, Barry / Ugh
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What?!
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Why him?!
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Why not me?
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Will's hideous!
No, you're not
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He's gross!
Not really
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People flee from him!
Not everyone
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Poodle, Will needs it
more than you do
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- He's desperate!
- Hey, I resent that
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- Cute and desperate
- Thank you
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Now, listen to me
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Barry is a great guy
Honey, he's smart. He's handsome
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Oh, he makes the greatest German
dill potato salad for family picnics
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"Dill"?
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That's his best quality?
He uses dill?
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All right, I'll go out with him
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Now, listen, you're meeting him
tonight at eight at the Sherry Bar
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And wear something tight
You got good stuff in there
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Guys!
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What are you doing?
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I've been sitting in my apartment all day
I though you were coming to visit me!
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We were just leaving
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We--we're on our way
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We're there
Where are you? Hello?
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Thanks a lot
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You know, Brooklyn is where I live now
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And I would think that my friends
could take two minutes out of their lives
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to come visit me
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Who needs ya?
I'm going home
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It's so far
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Yes!
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Leo, all my stuff is unpacked
and the boxes are gone
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I know--finally
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Yes, that's a lie
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But, I promise you I will only lie
about the insignificant things
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Yes, that's another lie
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I'll see you later tonight, okay?
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I'll have a nice dinner waiting
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Yes, that is too
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Who is it?
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Your neighbor
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I brought you a housewarming gift
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It's a cat
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Her name's Pees-On-My-Bed
but feel free to change it
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to Pees-On-Your-Bed
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Thanks, but, um, I'm allergic
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Oh, well that's ok
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She's a rescue
she didn't expect much out of life
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I'll just go drown her
in the tub with the others
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What?
No!
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Kidding
I'm just trying to guilt you
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Go home, baby
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God!
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You have huge feet too
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I like that
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Yeah
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I waited my whole life to develop
and those are the only things that grew
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- I'm Julie
- Grace
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- Adler
- Adler
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I know
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The old ladies upstairs told me
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By the way, that's
where all your magazines are
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Interesting
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Well, the next time Mrs. Rabinowitz
fights me for a cab, boom
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She's going right down
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Oh. You're dark
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Leo needs that
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You know, we have a nickname
for him in the building
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"Wish I were doing him
instead of my husband."
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You have no boundaries
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I like that
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So, do you need a hand unpacking?
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I'm happy to help...
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unless you have a bunch of personal
weird stuff you don't want me to see/ No
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Just don't open
the one marked "Tools"
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Hi, sorry I'm late
Traffic was a biatch
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Okay
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Clearly Karen meant
to fix this guy up with me
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So here's how I see it
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Barry and I have dinner
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You cry quietly at a nearby table
until I signal you to pay the check
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I go home with him
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You cook us brunch tomorrow
Eggs, please
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Interesting
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Here's how I see it
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- I grab you by the ear
- Ow! Ow!
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- Ow!
- I drag you to the door
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Ow! Ow! Ow!
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And I push you
in front of a car/ Ow!
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Wait!
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You don't understand
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- Barry is my soul mate
- You haven't even met him
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- I love him!
- You're crazy
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Crazy in love!
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- Hey
- Hey
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You got the time?
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Um, I'm supposed to meet
my date here at eight
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Oh, it's ten after
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You know women
they love to make an entrance
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Apparently so does Will
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Oh
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Uh, I'm Will
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Oh, nice to meet you
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- Nice to meet you
- Nice to meet you, too
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You know, I don't
go on a lot of dates
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but at some point aren't we supposed
to be at the same table?
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Not always
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- I'm Will
- Barry
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Cousin Karen didn't do you justice
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You're hot
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She didn't do you justice either
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You're--you're here
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- So, shall we order?
- Let's order
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Kind of a late lunch so I--
and you're holding my hand
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It's just, uh-- Dating...
it's, uh, a little new for me
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Were you in a long term relationship?
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Six years
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It was pretty serious/ Oh
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What was his name?
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Mary Elizabeth
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Was that his drag name?
'Cause I think I may have seen his show
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No, it's a woman
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I've never been out with a guy before
You're my first!
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Huh
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- Can I get anyone a drink?
- Oh, yeah
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What do we homosexuals drink, Will?
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Well, legally we can
drink whatever we want
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That was established
in the Flaming Schnapps Act of 1983
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Oh, man, this is going great
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High five!
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Hey, thanks for helping me unpack
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Wedding pictures
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Oh, no no no
You don't want to look at that
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It's fifth in a series
You need to start with volume one
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Grace, God
This dress is gorgeous
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Everything's so nice
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When we got married
in my sister's backyard
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there was dog poop everywhere
and she wore shorts
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My sister was so high at my wedding
she thought it was my bat mitzvah
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She kept shoving 20's down my dress
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So we have a lot in common
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Our sisters are bitches
Both our husbands are doctors
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Well, mine's playing one
in some Chekhov play in the Bowery
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He makes $80 a week
And apparently he's not very good
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Wow
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Your husband's an actor
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You're a massage therapist
That is so cool and bohemian
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My husband's a doctor
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How come we live
in the same building?
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The apartment belonged to my uncle
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He died last year
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- I'm sorry
- Keep it to yourself
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We haven't told the super
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Oh
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Your back?
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Yeah, I pulled it at the gym
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Well, on the phone talking
about going to the gym
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Well, let me give you a massage
I'll grab my table
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No. No, no, no
You've done too much for me already
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Oh, please
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I'm just so happy
to talk to a neighbor
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about something
other than the Holocaust
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Damn, Grace, you're so tense
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You're all knots and bones
It's like massaging a frozen turkey
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Oh...
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That feels so good
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- Is the pressure okay?
- Mm-hmm. Perfect...
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- How about here?
- Mm-hmm
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I'm just gonna go a little lower
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You go wherever you need to go
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Well...
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Thank you, Karen
I had my date with Barry last night
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Whoo!
Tell me everything
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Except skip the begging and the tears
That I can't stomach
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Let's start with his stomach
It's soft like a baby's
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And like a baby, he just came out!
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Yeah, well, you're
no prize pig yourself
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You got a layer of pink flab
a pug nose, a squiggly little tail--
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Hey, wait, maybe you are a prize pig!
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Why are you in my life
you awful, awful woman?!
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The point is, you are
desperate and he's family
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So why don't you two join together
in misery and make a rotten go of it, huh?
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Honey, you must like him
You sent him flowers
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and asked him to go out
with you again tonight
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I didn't send him any--
Oh, God!
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Oh, honey, it made his day
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And so did that picture
of you sound asleep
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making a human pyramid
in your Joe Boxers
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What?!
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Oh my God
I thought that was a dream
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Rosario in camouflage
with a feather and a zoom lens
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Great
Now I've gotta let him down easy
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Hey, hey, save it for the locker room
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- Unbelievable!
- Unbelievable!
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- I've got my own problems!
- I've got my own problems!
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Karen, be honest
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All right, I pinched Paul Lynde's
wallet at the Desert Inn in '84
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Well, that would explain
why on your job application
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under references you wrote
"Not Paul Lynde."
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Look, help me with this
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I just met my new neighbor, Julie
She's a massage therapist
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She was helping me unpack
and then she gave me a massage
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which I think went
a little too far...
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south
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Well, honey, you must've
brought it on yourself
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What were you wearing?
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I was naked, under a sheet
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Hmm, that's not it
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Oh, my God
I got it. I got it
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Karen, make an appointment with her
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If she does the same thing to you
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then I know it's just
part of the massage
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- But if she doesn't do it to you--
- Then I'll do it to her
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No
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Then I will know that
she was coming on to me
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Ah
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Honey, exactly
where did she touch you?
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Show me on this bottle of vodka
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00:12:57,656 --> 00:13:00,225
Right on the Smirnoff
256
00:13:08,652 --> 00:13:13,247
- Oh, I don't believe this
- Please, just hear me out
257
00:13:16,429 --> 00:13:17,769
I have waited
258
00:13:17,769 --> 00:13:19,100
my whole life
259
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,063
to find love
260
00:13:21,063 --> 00:13:22,440
And then
261
00:13:22,440 --> 00:13:24,405
when it finally happens...
262
00:13:25,173 --> 00:13:27,095
I am denied
263
00:13:27,095 --> 00:13:29,191
And by who-em?
264
00:13:30,756 --> 00:13:32,380
My best friend
265
00:13:33,384 --> 00:13:34,639
Please, Will
266
00:13:35,233 --> 00:13:36,816
let me love
267
00:13:37,186 --> 00:13:38,128
Hey, Barry
268
00:13:38,128 --> 00:13:39,774
I'll see you later
269
00:13:44,001 --> 00:13:44,812
Hi
270
00:13:44,812 --> 00:13:45,757
I'm sorry I'm late
271
00:13:45,757 --> 00:13:49,484
I didn't know what to wear
for our second homosexual date
272
00:13:49,871 --> 00:13:53,063
Oh, traditionally, whatever's
hanging on your homosexual chair
273
00:13:53,063 --> 00:13:54,977
in your homosexual bedroom
274
00:13:56,334 --> 00:13:57,546
Here, I, uh
275
00:13:57,546 --> 00:13:58,917
got you a present
276
00:13:59,331 --> 00:14:01,803
It was 49.99
277
00:14:04,516 --> 00:14:07,742
Oh, look at that
It's a...
278
00:14:07,742 --> 00:14:10,721
rainbow flag beach towel
279
00:14:12,167 --> 00:14:14,447
Do you already have one?
You probably already have one
280
00:14:14,447 --> 00:14:16,390
No, I don't
281
00:14:17,508 --> 00:14:19,827
And it'll come in handy,
when I want people from space
282
00:14:19,827 --> 00:14:21,996
to know that I'm gay
283
00:14:22,696 --> 00:14:24,218
I just thought
I should get you something
284
00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:26,698
since you sent me
those beautiful flowers
285
00:14:26,698 --> 00:14:27,793
Look...
286
00:14:28,668 --> 00:14:30,488
I gotta tell you something
I didn't...
287
00:14:30,488 --> 00:14:32,682
I didn't send you those flowers
288
00:14:32,682 --> 00:14:37,497
Karen, in her twisted way
thought she was trying to help
289
00:14:37,497 --> 00:14:39,180
Oh
290
00:14:39,490 --> 00:14:41,505
I thought it was a little weird
when the card said
291
00:14:41,505 --> 00:14:44,580
"Thanks for all
the good gay sex, honey."
292
00:14:48,924 --> 00:14:52,879
Look, Barry, you're a great guy
But I.../ U-u-u-uh, i-it's okay
293
00:14:54,559 --> 00:14:56,257
I'm sorry I'm not better at this
294
00:14:56,593 --> 00:14:59,017
I was bad at being straight
now I'm bad at being gay
295
00:14:59,017 --> 00:15:01,518
- It gets easier
- I guess
296
00:15:02,431 --> 00:15:04,505
It's just--I really like you
297
00:15:04,505 --> 00:15:06,672
- You don't even know me
- I know you enough
298
00:15:06,672 --> 00:15:08,792
You're nice
You're really smart
299
00:15:08,792 --> 00:15:10,131
You're handsome
300
00:15:10,131 --> 00:15:12,050
I know....
301
00:15:14,745 --> 00:15:17,857
I'm sorry, Barry, I just--
302
00:15:17,857 --> 00:15:20,132
I don't feel the same way about you
303
00:15:20,132 --> 00:15:22,947
Oh/ But I know
someone out there will
304
00:15:22,947 --> 00:15:25,059
You're gonna do great
305
00:15:25,059 --> 00:15:26,373
Look, let's-- let's order
306
00:15:26,373 --> 00:15:29,209
You know, it says "no sharing,"
but I say let's share
307
00:15:29,209 --> 00:15:31,752
And dare them to oppose us
What do you say?
308
00:15:31,752 --> 00:15:34,896
You know what
I think I'd rather go home
309
00:15:34,896 --> 00:15:35,935
But thanks
310
00:15:36,975 --> 00:15:38,225
I'll see you, Will
311
00:15:38,754 --> 00:15:40,569
Keep the towel
312
00:15:49,093 --> 00:15:50,261
So, what happened?
313
00:15:50,261 --> 00:15:53,033
Did she knock, knock
knock on heaven's door?
314
00:15:55,506 --> 00:15:56,641
What a waste!
315
00:15:56,641 --> 00:15:59,792
I choppered that girl in from Brooklyn
and all I got was a lousy massage!
316
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:00,792
I get more play outta Rosie
317
00:16:00,792 --> 00:16:03,754
when she's washing my bra
with me still in it
318
00:16:07,591 --> 00:16:08,945
Great
319
00:16:10,049 --> 00:16:13,808
I guess I'm gonna have to
have a talk with Julie
320
00:16:13,808 --> 00:16:17,502
Same talk I had with the gift wrappers
at Bloomingdale's
321
00:16:17,502 --> 00:16:21,123
Shouldn't your finger
be on that box?
322
00:16:25,390 --> 00:16:27,368
I just saw Barry leave
What happened?
323
00:16:27,368 --> 00:16:30,739
I... / Look, I just bought
this bag from the guy out front
324
00:16:30,739 --> 00:16:32,778
Why are you buying a woman's purse?
325
00:16:32,778 --> 00:16:35,319
'Cause it goes with the shoes
326
00:16:39,679 --> 00:16:42,391
Oh, geez, Jack
327
00:16:43,234 --> 00:16:46,336
Why so sad, big tiny?
328
00:16:47,340 --> 00:16:49,001
I just had to let Barry down
329
00:16:49,001 --> 00:16:51,587
The guy just came out
and his first real date rejects him
330
00:16:51,587 --> 00:16:52,183
What?!
331
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:54,301
He's never been with a man before?!
332
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:57,686
So he's the virgin Barry
333
00:16:59,845 --> 00:17:01,346
I feel bad for him
334
00:17:01,346 --> 00:17:03,220
Of course you feel bad
335
00:17:03,220 --> 00:17:05,259
You are Barry
Barry is you
336
00:17:05,259 --> 00:17:07,849
Ergo, you is Barry
337
00:17:07,849 --> 00:17:10,561
Ergo, you is idiot
338
00:17:11,926 --> 00:17:13,512
Perhaps
339
00:17:14,163 --> 00:17:18,230
But I remember another boy
who struggled on his way out of the closet
340
00:17:18,230 --> 00:17:20,074
He had a little crush on me
341
00:17:20,074 --> 00:17:22,494
I found him repellent
342
00:17:23,537 --> 00:17:26,320
But still, I took him under my wing
I fixed his hair
343
00:17:26,320 --> 00:17:27,638
Taught him how to dress
344
00:17:27,638 --> 00:17:29,402
Yeah, you sent me
to job interview
345
00:17:29,402 --> 00:17:32,408
wearing leg warmers
with Chinese slippers
346
00:17:34,629 --> 00:17:36,198
Perhaps
347
00:17:36,766 --> 00:17:41,196
But the point is, we senior gays
have a responsibility to the freshmen
348
00:17:41,196 --> 00:17:43,479
To teach them
to bring them along
349
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:48,838
Why, I helped turn this
caterpillar into a chubby butterfly
350
00:17:49,736 --> 00:17:51,428
And now you should
do the same for Barry
351
00:17:51,428 --> 00:17:52,113
Why?
352
00:17:52,113 --> 00:17:53,290
Why is this my responsibility?
353
00:17:53,290 --> 00:17:55,119
Because that's what we do
in the community
354
00:17:55,119 --> 00:17:57,696
We gay it forward
355
00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:04,606
How long you been
sitting on that one?
356
00:18:04,606 --> 00:18:06,803
Pretty much
since the movie came out
357
00:18:10,746 --> 00:18:13,184
Listen, I need to
talk to you about something
358
00:18:13,184 --> 00:18:16,603
Um, the massage last night...
359
00:18:17,432 --> 00:18:19,053
This is gonna sound crazy
360
00:18:19,053 --> 00:18:26,113
But did it mean more
to you than it did to me?
361
00:18:27,208 --> 00:18:30,004
Well, I didn't get paid
so I doubt it
362
00:18:32,356 --> 00:18:35,074
No, no
What I mean is...um...
363
00:18:35,475 --> 00:18:37,418
Did you come onto me?
364
00:18:37,981 --> 00:18:38,770
What?
365
00:18:38,770 --> 00:18:42,883
'Cause you were really thorough
366
00:18:44,150 --> 00:18:45,887
Dude
367
00:18:46,484 --> 00:18:50,677
I'm a massage therapist, okay?
I go where the tension is
368
00:18:55,007 --> 00:18:57,390
It really bums me out that
you would think anything different
369
00:18:57,390 --> 00:19:00,315
Oh, oh, gosh
I'm so sorry
370
00:19:00,315 --> 00:19:02,119
Of course
I mean, I just...
371
00:19:02,119 --> 00:19:06,847
I didn't realize I was tense there
372
00:19:07,952 --> 00:19:10,199
- Maybe I should go
- No, don't go. I'm sorry
373
00:19:10,199 --> 00:19:13,649
I'm from the city
We are not a trusting people
374
00:19:13,649 --> 00:19:16,709
So I-- You know, I wasn't sure
375
00:19:16,709 --> 00:19:19,582
I mean we were up all night
drinking and laughing
376
00:19:19,582 --> 00:19:25,407
And it ended with what
I thought was inappropriate touching
377
00:19:25,407 --> 00:19:28,330
Seemed like a lot of dates
I've been on
378
00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:32,515
Grace, when was the last time
you had a girlfriend?
379
00:19:32,515 --> 00:19:35,575
I mean, this is what we do
We talk. We kiss. We hug
380
00:19:35,575 --> 00:19:39,605
We get to be intimate
It's what makes us better than men
381
00:19:39,605 --> 00:19:42,362
Why do you think they die first?
382
00:19:43,923 --> 00:19:46,709
I don't really have
a lot of girlfriends
383
00:19:47,281 --> 00:19:49,815
Well, I do, but they're men
384
00:19:51,816 --> 00:19:53,673
Look, I gotta jet
385
00:19:53,673 --> 00:19:58,655
But tomorrow night
you wanna catch a film?
386
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:00,441
I'd love to
387
00:20:00,441 --> 00:20:01,081
Good
388
00:20:01,081 --> 00:20:04,411
'cause Greg's gonna be off
somewhere doing stand-up
389
00:20:04,883 --> 00:20:08,783
I mean, he doesn't make me laugh
but God bless
390
00:20:10,865 --> 00:20:12,648
See you then
391
00:20:27,666 --> 00:20:28,356
Will?
392
00:20:28,356 --> 00:20:30,320
This is my friend, Jack
He'll be assisting me in this project
393
00:20:30,320 --> 00:20:32,716
Now get dressed
we're going to the gym
394
00:20:32,964 --> 00:20:34,192
It's after midnight
395
00:20:34,192 --> 00:20:37,860
You're not ready to be seen
during peak cruising hours
396
00:20:39,914 --> 00:20:41,062
What's this about?
397
00:20:41,062 --> 00:20:41,962
We're here to help
398
00:20:41,962 --> 00:20:43,495
You got a late start
but we're gonna take care of you
399
00:20:43,495 --> 00:20:44,441
and raise you right
400
00:20:44,441 --> 00:20:47,555
Think of us as your 'mo pair
401
00:20:49,015 --> 00:20:51,908
- How long you been sitting on that one?
- Just since the cab
402
00:20:51,908 --> 00:20:52,634
Here's your starter kit
403
00:20:52,634 --> 00:20:55,256
All the Tales of the City books
Kiehl's non-alcohol face toner
404
00:20:55,256 --> 00:20:57,102
Ethel Merman Gypsy
Angela Lansbury Gypsy
405
00:20:57,102 --> 00:21:00,647
Tyne Daly Gypsy, and Pez
406
00:21:01,400 --> 00:21:03,042
- Why Pez?
- Because it's fun
407
00:21:03,042 --> 00:21:05,979
See, candy comes out of the neck
408
00:21:06,915 --> 00:21:09,101
There's so much to learn
409
00:21:09,101 --> 00:21:12,572
Well, you're in good hands
I just had a beautiful manicure
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