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Beautiful
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Now you do me
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-Hey, Prancer
-Hey, Vixen
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- Hey, Blitzed
- Hi
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Oh, good, just in time
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Can I put the star on?
I wanna put the star on
can I put the star on?
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Cause I got a really
good one this year
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Now the other ornaments
have something to aspire to
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Yes, look at it there
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Shining like a beacon of unemployment
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So, Wilma, now that you've gotten
rid of the old ball and chain
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got any Christmas Eve plans?
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Oh, yeah
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I'm gonna spend
the whole evening by myself
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Yeah. I'm gonna string cranberries
around the tree, get in my jammies
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and watch every version of
A Christmas Carol ever made
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And which one do you think
you'll be watching
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when you kick the chair
out from under you?
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Hey, there's a difference between
being alone and being lonely
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I...
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am lonely
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Honey, why don't you join Jackie
and me in my suite at The Palace Hotel, huh?
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It's gonna be a real
old fashioned Christmas
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The stockings will be hung
by the chimney with care
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And I'll be stinking drunk
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And then at midnight
we're going to crawl into bed
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and wait for the sound of
hooves on the rooftop
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No, honey
Rosie's not invited
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So what do you say?
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And pass up my annual screening
of Ebbie, starring Susan Lucci
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as the definitive female Scrooge?
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Yeah, I'll be there at 6:00
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Maybe we should
invite Grace and Leo
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Oh, I already invited them
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What?! Before me?
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No! Come on, crazy!
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After I invited you!
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-Geez
-Gosh
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- Hey hey!
-Hey
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- Merry Christmas!
- Come on in!
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- Grace and Leon!
- Yeah
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- Hey, feliz navi-dude
- Hey
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We just came by to try some of
your famous Christmas cookies
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Grace has been talking
about 'em all week
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Oh, I don't bake those till tomorrow
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- See ya
- Wait
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Will, we brought you
something for your tree
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What? I thought you were against
the whole tree thing 'cause you're Jewish
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Well, it's your place now
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I'm not gonna impose
my beliefs on you
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Oh.....
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A star of David
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what?
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Who is this David?
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He's completely stolen my idea
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We got it as a wedding gift
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Next Christmas you're
getting a Seder plate
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Um, Karen, you know, I know
we told you a couple of weeks ago
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we were going to your thing
at The Palace, but
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A couple of weeks ago!
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After you
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But we're not gonna be able to make it
'cause we got tickets The Nutcracker
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I am so jealous!
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How did you get tickets
for Christmas Eve?
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I've been calling every day since June
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That information does not
leave this room
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You know, it's kind of ironic, actually
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I treated a guy who took a puck to
the groin during a pick-up hockey game
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and he gave me
two tickets to The Nutcracker
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Yeah, it'd be even more ironic
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if the ballet were called
"Crap, Now I Can't Have Kids."
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Okay, you guys
are you ready?
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On the count of three
One
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I don't know about this
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- Two
- Really, guys
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Three!
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Merry Christmas, New York!
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That was fun!
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I'm glad I put a bow on
it was a more festive message
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Hey, we got a nibble
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Some loser across the way spending
Christmas in his bathrobe's checking us out
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Hey, look! He's hot
and he's waving
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Come on, let's put up our stockings
before Santy gets here
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What?
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I made it myself
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My home ec teacher said
I was a needlepoint prodigy
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In fact, I was the only guy to have a piece
in the statewide needlepoint competition
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Well, the only guy
who's still a guy
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He's here
Santa's here!
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Hey, you're not Santa Claus
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Close, though
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You got a couple of white hairs
sproutin' outta your chin
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and you look like you just
came down the chimney
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We'd make a good team
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Your nose is so red you could
guide my sleigh tonight
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- Merry Christmas, honey
- You too, babe
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Hi, G!
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Hey, Kare, come help me
stretch out my stocking
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I don't want Santa to think
I have small feet
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What's going on?
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I thought you'd be on your way
to The Nutcracker
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Leo got beeped.
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All the Jewish doctors have
to be on call for Christmas
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In other words, all the doctors
have to be on call for Christmas
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So... ?
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How would you like to come
with me to The Nutcracker
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I can't. I've got plans
with Jack and Karen
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Ditch 'em. Come on
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I'm having fun
I'm wearing a bow under here
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Come on, come on
it's The Nutcracker
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You have loved this story
ever since you were a little kid
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I know. I used to go to sleep
in my suit the night before
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I'd get up the next morning and spend
two hours getting my hair just right
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-How nobody knew
-Okay, tick-tock
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No, I can't. I'm having fun
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I respect them too much
to do that to them
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Oh, look, I think he's coming!
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I see Santa's crack!
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I'll get changed
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Oh, that was intense!
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What was that smell?
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That was not just B.O
That was B-O-My-God!
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What was the scent that air freshener?
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Onion and feet?
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-Hey, Will. Hey, Grace
-Hey, Steve. What are you doing?
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Going to see the ballet
I have a date
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Ooh, good for you
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It's my mom
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Oh.... Well, that can still be fun
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I don't think she's gonna show
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Between you and me...
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I love my husband
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but I'm glad he's not here
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I wouldn't want to
spend tonight any other way
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Grace!
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Leo! Hi
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What happened?
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It turns out they just beeped me
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'cause they wanted to know if they could
eat the sesame noodles I left in the fridge
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I threw a big fit last time 'cause
somebody ate my lemon Yoplait
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Had my name on it
and everything
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Let's go to the show
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Yay!
Oh
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So this is weird
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Leo just showing up
and us having only two tickets
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-I suppose you want me to--
-Would you mind?
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No. It's Christmas
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Consider it my gift to you
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Although you will have to
give back the other gift I gave you
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I'm serious
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-Get in there, Have fun
-Thanks, Will
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You're a prince
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The next holiday is yours
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New Year's-- Well, no
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Valen--
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Ok. I have three words for you
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you, me
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Purim
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Oh, Jackie, look at all this food
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We are so blessed
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I know. There are poor people who dream
their whole lives of a meal like this
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Honey, I know
what we should do
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Let's take a picture of us
eating and show it to them
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Wow, Karen, you are
like a female Jesus
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Oh, great, the food's here
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I'm gonna clean up
get in my robe
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Tie my boys in a bow
and I'll be ready
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What the hell are you doing here?
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What are you talking about?
I've been here the whole time
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I thought I could have fooled
one of you with that
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Leo showed up
Is that eggnog?
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Hey, hey, Rudeness Giuliani!
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You can't just use us, toss us aside
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and then waltz back in here
and expect us to forgive everything
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We are not sleeping together
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Yeah, take off, Mary
There's no room at the inn
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All right, look
I shouldn't have left
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I really was having a good time
And I want to be here now. Please?
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Yeah
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Okay, we will consider
letting you back in
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but you're gonna
have to work for it
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What do I have to do?
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Pleasure us! Fast and nasty
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And extra points if you can find a way
to work in that shoeshine mitt
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There isn't a mitt big enough
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-Yeah
-Okay
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option B. You must recite
'Twas the Night Before Christmas to us
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Well, I can do that
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But you must substitute every
fifth word with the word "heinie."
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And give a little kick like a Rockette
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'Twas the night before heinie
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And all through the heinie
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Not a creature was...heinie
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Not even a mouse
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-Heinie
-Ow!
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I love that we got hot buttered rum
It's so Christmassy
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Yeah. It's the perfect little $80
treat before seeing
The Nutcracker
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Cheers
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What the hell is this crap?
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I know....It tastes like warm rum
with butter in it. Ugh
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I'm so glad we came early so we could
soak up the Christmas feeling
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I just love looking at
the little kids all dressed up
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sharing a special night
with their family
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Peter, I swear to God
You poke her one more time
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and the next book
you'll be reading is
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Harry Potter and
the Forty-Five Minute Spanking
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Can I have a hot buttered rum?
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-I should warn you, they're awful
-I don't care
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Hopefully, Santa can
swing by Child Services
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Aw, damn it. Sweetie
I got some bad news.
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Someone's trying to
break into your pants?
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No, no. It's Mrs. Schuler
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And I gotta go because
she's having kidney failure
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Christmas Eve?
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Doesn't she have two kidneys?
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One of them's given up, and the other
one's living with her sister in Florida
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You gonna be okay?
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Yeah. I'll meet you home later
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Okay. I'll bring you something
from the hospital. You like gauze?
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Bye
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Hey, Grace
You alone?
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Oh, um... I think I am
Did your mom ever show?
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Yeah. Too bad, otherwise
you and I coulda hooked up
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You do know I'm married?
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So was my ex-wife
but it didn't stop her
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Oh, I am full
I cannot drink another bite
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I think I ate too much, too
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I'm gonna have to
undo the bellhop's pants
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Now don't poop out on me
we still have to go caroling
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You gotta be kidding
I'm stuffed
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If I open my mouth to sing
half a bird would fly out
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Honey, this is The Palace
We don't have to go out to carol
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Come in!
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Here's the ice you asked for
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Oh, yes, just put it
right over here, bellman
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Good king Wenceslas looked
out on the feast of Stephen
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When the snow lay roundabout
deep and crisp and even
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Just the boys!
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Brightly shone the moon that night
though the frost was cruel
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When a poor man came inside
Gathering winter fuel...
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Thank you, bellman
That'll be all
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Tha-thank you
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Oh, isn't that fun?
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'S open!
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Problem with the heater?
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00:14:10,259 --> 00:14:15,314
Oh, yes, electrician
The dial's on 74, but we'd like it on 73
249
00:14:15,314 --> 00:14:16,852
Huh, yeah?
250
00:14:20,132 --> 00:14:23,111
Just... hear...
those...
251
00:14:23,111 --> 00:14:26,385
Sleigh bells jingling
ding-ding-dingling too
252
00:14:26,385 --> 00:14:29,087
Come on, it's lovely weather
for a sleigh ride together with you
253
00:14:29,087 --> 00:14:31,985
Outside the snow is falling
and friends are calling yoo-hoo!
254
00:14:31,985 --> 00:14:33,461
All done!
255
00:14:34,135 --> 00:14:35,334
Thanks, honey
256
00:14:36,957 --> 00:14:38,805
How 'bout that?
257
00:14:38,984 --> 00:14:41,144
You know, this is a lot like the first Christmas
258
00:14:41,144 --> 00:14:43,511
Except we did get a room, none of us are virgins
259
00:14:43,511 --> 00:14:48,343
and instead of the baby Jesus
we have a plate of cheeses
260
00:14:52,912 --> 00:14:54,941
Hello?
Hey
261
00:14:54,941 --> 00:14:56,720
Hey, listenLeo got beeped again
262
00:14:56,720 --> 00:14:59,216
So great news
you get to be my date again
263
00:14:59,793 --> 00:15:03,237
- Turndown service
- Hold on a second, I'll get it
264
00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:13,709
Come, they told me--
pa rum pa pum pum...
265
00:15:13,709 --> 00:15:16,031
So, can you be here in
like ten minutes?
266
00:15:16,031 --> 00:15:17,262
'Cause they're blinking the lights
267
00:15:17,262 --> 00:15:19,368
No, you can't keep doing this to me
268
00:15:19,368 --> 00:15:22,646
Pa rum pa pum pum...
269
00:15:22,646 --> 00:15:24,063
But you love The Nutcracker
270
00:15:24,063 --> 00:15:27,598
You've loved it since you were a kid
You've been calling for tickets since June
271
00:15:27,598 --> 00:15:30,829
Hey, hey, hey! I said that
was not to leave the room!
272
00:15:30,829 --> 00:15:33,148
We're on an unsecured
cell phone here
273
00:15:33,148 --> 00:15:35,198
Oh, it's The Nutcracker, Will
274
00:15:35,198 --> 00:15:36,670
Remember your childhood?
275
00:15:36,670 --> 00:15:40,137
The beautiful music
the magical story
276
00:15:40,137 --> 00:15:46,441
the funny feeling you got in your pants
every time the tin soldiers lifted each other?
277
00:15:47,162 --> 00:15:50,610
I do love a toy in uniform
278
00:15:50,610 --> 00:15:53,601
But, no, I can't, no, It's snowing again
I'll never get a cab
279
00:15:53,601 --> 00:15:55,567
Then run, Will
Run through the snow
280
00:15:55,567 --> 00:16:00,099
Run to The Nutcracker
Run to that stirring in your pants!
281
00:16:01,490 --> 00:16:04,157
I'll be there as fast as I can
282
00:16:05,479 --> 00:16:07,149
guys, listen
283
00:16:07,149 --> 00:16:10,511
Oh, What?
You're ditching us again?
284
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:12,300
I'm sorry
285
00:16:12,300 --> 00:16:16,909
Okay, this one's gonna
cost you, Wilma. Jackie
286
00:16:18,002 --> 00:16:21,541
In order for us to forgive you
you'll perform the following task
287
00:16:21,541 --> 00:16:24,167
You must sing the
"Twelve Days of Christmas."
288
00:16:24,167 --> 00:16:24,950
I can do that
289
00:16:24,950 --> 00:16:28,267
As the Count
from "Sesame Street."
290
00:16:31,503 --> 00:16:33,871
On the first day of Christmas
my true love gave to me
291
00:16:33,871 --> 00:16:35,465
That's one, one day!
292
00:16:43,365 --> 00:16:47,521
Oh, Will, you made it. Thank you
thank you, thank you, thank you
293
00:16:47,521 --> 00:16:49,624
Better thank me
It's freezing out there
294
00:16:49,624 --> 00:16:53,598
I ran past the Zoo, and two polar bears
were fighting over a pashmina
295
00:16:54,428 --> 00:16:58,767
God, I love you for doing this
And tonight is all about you and me
296
00:16:58,767 --> 00:17:01,435
- Grace!
- Leo!
297
00:17:02,483 --> 00:17:04,518
Oh, come on!
298
00:17:04,518 --> 00:17:05,293
What are you doing here?
299
00:17:05,293 --> 00:17:07,051
I got another doctor
to cover for me
300
00:17:07,051 --> 00:17:09,296
You have to make out with his wife
at the New Year's party
301
00:17:09,296 --> 00:17:13,049
and let him videotape it
but I made it
302
00:17:14,202 --> 00:17:15,403
Will, what are you doing here?
303
00:17:15,403 --> 00:17:17,829
I'm going to The Nutcracker
What are you doing here?
304
00:17:17,829 --> 00:17:23,904
I am avoiding an awkward situation
by going to go pee pee
305
00:17:26,542 --> 00:17:28,670
Well, here it comes
Go ahead, blow me off
306
00:17:28,670 --> 00:17:30,181
You know you're gonna do it
307
00:17:30,968 --> 00:17:31,304
Will--
308
00:17:31,304 --> 00:17:33,650
I can't believe you're blowing me off!
309
00:17:33,650 --> 00:17:37,332
I changed my plans for you
not one time but two times tonight
310
00:17:37,332 --> 00:17:41,382
One, two, two times
Damn!
311
00:17:42,784 --> 00:17:44,979
It's gonna be stuck
in my head till New Year's
312
00:17:45,546 --> 00:17:47,032
How could you?
313
00:17:47,032 --> 00:17:48,840
I don't know what else to do
314
00:17:48,840 --> 00:17:50,658
Is this how it's gonna be from now on?
315
00:17:50,658 --> 00:17:52,648
When he can't make it to something,
I'm expected to show up.
316
00:17:52,648 --> 00:17:55,244
The moment
he's back, I'm out?
317
00:17:55,862 --> 00:17:59,890
Will, when you say it like that
you make it sound like...
318
00:17:59,890 --> 00:18:03,310
You understand
exactly what's happening
319
00:18:07,044 --> 00:18:09,658
I'm sorry, but he's my husband
320
00:18:09,658 --> 00:18:12,475
Look, I knew things were gonna
change when you got married, okay?
321
00:18:12,475 --> 00:18:15,339
I just never realized
that--that-- that
322
00:18:15,339 --> 00:18:18,915
things were gonna change
when you got married
323
00:18:21,352 --> 00:18:23,679
Enjoy the show
324
00:18:25,049 --> 00:18:27,787
Hey, you guys work it out? 'Cause,
325
00:18:27,787 --> 00:18:30,308
you know I could go
read the playbill
326
00:18:30,308 --> 00:18:34,329
and count the male dancers
who thank their partner, "Ted."
327
00:18:37,014 --> 00:18:38,709
You know what, sweetie?
328
00:18:38,709 --> 00:18:44,146
I'm sorry, but I've already
made plans with Will
329
00:18:44,655 --> 00:18:45,776
Oh...
330
00:18:46,451 --> 00:18:48,584
I didn't know that
you were coming back
331
00:18:48,584 --> 00:18:50,448
I sort of pulled him out of
his Christmas plans, so I....
332
00:18:50,448 --> 00:18:53,405
Hey, it's okay
I understand
333
00:18:53,405 --> 00:18:55,563
Hey, you better hurry up
it's starting
334
00:18:55,563 --> 00:19:00,052
You don't want to miss the almonds
and pecans battling for the City of Macadamia
335
00:19:00,052 --> 00:19:02,797
I have no idea
what this show's about
336
00:19:02,895 --> 00:19:06,693
Thanks, hon
Okay, come on
337
00:19:08,145 --> 00:19:09,499
Have fun
338
00:19:10,796 --> 00:19:14,305
Hi. Just out of curiosity
339
00:19:14,305 --> 00:19:17,421
how come your
hot buttered rums are so bad?
340
00:19:18,952 --> 00:19:22,397
Just forget it. I'll take another one
341
00:19:29,082 --> 00:19:31,750
Leo
This isn't right
342
00:19:31,750 --> 00:19:33,936
You should be in there with your wife
Go on in
343
00:19:33,936 --> 00:19:36,074
You made a sacrifice
to be here, you go
344
00:19:36,074 --> 00:19:37,618
- You go
- No, you
345
00:19:37,618 --> 00:19:39,172
Leo, look
346
00:19:39,172 --> 00:19:41,532
I'm just gonna have to
accept that things are different now
347
00:19:41,532 --> 00:19:43,041
that you and
Grace are married
348
00:19:43,041 --> 00:19:45,902
I can deal with it now
or I can deal with it later
349
00:19:45,902 --> 00:19:47,504
I might as well deal with it now
350
00:19:47,504 --> 00:19:50,375
Yeah...
You don't wanna see it, do you?
351
00:19:50,375 --> 00:19:52,763
Please don't make me
352
00:19:54,428 --> 00:19:57,551
I mean, I'm in there five seconds
and the toys start to come to life
353
00:19:57,551 --> 00:19:59,184
Man, the toys come to life?
354
00:19:59,184 --> 00:20:01,212
I know. It was great
when I was a kid
355
00:20:01,212 --> 00:20:05,596
but as an adult you think
"That couldn't happen!"
356
00:20:05,596 --> 00:20:06,543
Please, go in there
357
00:20:06,543 --> 00:20:12,113
No, I ain't watching no dancing toys
You go
358
00:20:12,113 --> 00:20:16,562
Well, we can't just leave Grace alone
Somebody's gotta sit with her
359
00:20:16,562 --> 00:20:19,627
Hey, guys
My mom got a better offer
360
00:20:19,627 --> 00:20:22,468
Looks like I'm flying solo
361
00:20:47,242 --> 00:20:53,251
Oh, the weather outside is frightful
but the fire is so delightful
362
00:20:53,251 --> 00:20:56,029
and since we've no place to go
363
00:20:56,029 --> 00:20:58,823
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
364
00:20:58,823 --> 00:21:05,175
Oh, it doesn't show signs of stopping
and I've got some corn for popping
365
00:21:05,175 --> 00:21:07,751
The lights are down way down low
366
00:21:07,751 --> 00:21:23,053
Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow
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