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Hey, what do you want
in your omelet?
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Hello? It's the week
before Halloween
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Right
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So candy corn, Good 'n Plenty
and Reese's Pieces
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But make it with egg whites
it's healthier
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Oh, can you make another one?
Leo's gonna join us
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Oh...Leo
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How come every time I say Leo
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you have to say
"oh...Leo"?
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Because I'm trying to make
the passive-aggressive point
that I'm not crazy about him
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I don't know why you haven't
picked up on that
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You know, you could make an effort
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This guy's really important to me
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I could make an effort
but I wouldn't be able to go
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"oh...Leo" all the time
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What are you doing?
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Well, you know
I like to dine al fresco
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so I opened up a little cafe
"Jacques"
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Cimanin
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-Did you know that--
-Uh-huh
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Oh, God
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Two guys are already lining up
for the next Star Wars movie
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I wanna show up in two years
and cut right in front of them
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Hey, guys
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Adler, do you have two singles?
I'm short
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I told the cab driver
I was gonna get some money for his tip
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Screw it, I'm already here
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Hi
Hey, Will
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Hey, Leo!
Great to see you, buddy
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Thanks for dropping by!
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"Hey, Leo,"
I like that
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It's a lot better than
"Oh...Leo."
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Yeah, how does
"Goodbye, Leo" grab you?
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Oh, look at this
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Pumpkin picking day trips
in the Catskills
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-We should do this
-I know
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We always talk about it
We really should do it this time
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We could rent bikes
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Bike up there
Pick our own pumpkin
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I got a Jeep
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I could drive up
We could all go together
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Sounds great
Right, Will
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Uh, sure
Maybe
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I got a friend
He loves to bike
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Maybe you would hit it off
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We could go Halloween
unless you have to work
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Uh, it's Halloween
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Excellent
Oh, I gotta go
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My latte's probably ready
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Have you guys been to Jacques'?
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No, but I pass it
every day on my way to work
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That bike trip's
never gonna happen
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No, of course not
Who does that
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Hey. You guys ready?
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I got the bikes, I got the Jeep
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I got the annoying clapping
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-Come on, let's do it
-Do what?
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Pumpkins?
Catskills?
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You know, the bike trip
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My buddy's in the lobby
He's really excited
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Come on. Pumpkins!
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Outdoors!
Fresh air!
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Let's raise the roof
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Too far
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He's kidding, right?
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He's kidding, right?
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We talk about doing things
but we never do them
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I know
Oh, God
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He thinks I do things!
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A pumpkin-picking bike trip
on a brisk fall day?
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It's madness!
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You have to come
Come on, it could be fun
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We're always saying we should be
more spontaneous, right?
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Yeah. I just didn't think
it would happen so suddenly
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You okay, Kare?
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You haven't touched your Jack-accino
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Yeah, I am fine
It's just this song
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Stan always puts it
on whenever we're making love
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Or as I like to call it
being trapped under rubble
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Gosh, Kares, is it hard to be with him
after almost having an affair?
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No, honey
That's all behind us
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I don't even think about that anymore
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Ooh. Look
I got a little spot on my jacket
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Out
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Out, damned spot
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Filthy whore!
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I'm sorry, Stan
I almost cheated on you!
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You know, I could probably take this
to the dry cleaners
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Uh-oh. I think your behavior is
masking some deeper turmoil
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But what?
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Grr, psychology is so hard
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All right, listen. I tell you what
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I'll take you to my gay group therapy
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-They'll help
-No
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No more of your
damn gay group therapy
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How many times you expect me
to sit through "Mamma Mia"?
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Karen, I'm serious
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Come with me
They'll help
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I used to have multiple personalities
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Now I'm only dating one guy
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Oh, and if anybody asks
your drag name is All-Beef Patty
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Nope
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Sorry, there's a 20-minute wait
Thank you
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-Thanks for doing this
-Well, I'm a good friend
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Who knows, maybe this guy Leo's bringing
along is gonna turn out to be totally hot
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Hello
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Will, this is my friend, Kim
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It is nice to meet you
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Score
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Nice to meet you, too... Kim
Um, why don't you guys go on ahead?
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and we'll meet you downstairs
Looking forward to it
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-Down, boy
-Shut up, man
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You owe me big time
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-Or... you owe her
-Huh
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Well, you see
what you have there, don't you?
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I see what I don't have
the other half of my date
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What you have...
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is a pocket gay
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A pocket gay?
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A pocket gay?
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A pocket gay
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The perfect travel-size homosexual
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Just pop him in a man-purse
a briefcase
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and you're good to go
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In ten years they'll be
making 'em all that way
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And ever since it happened
I feel so guilty
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Well, I feel a little bit uncomfortable
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All of these gay eyes on me
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Judging me
Undressing me
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Then dressing me up again
in a different outfit
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Well, I can understand
your reservations, Ms. Beef Patty
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But I just want you to understand
that we don't judge in here
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But seriously, you do seem troubled
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But we understand
what you're going through in here
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I mean, a lot of us
in here have cheated
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Roger
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But I think that your conscience
is telling you what you need to do
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I have to tell Stan, don't I?
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In here, we value
honesty above all else
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All right, all right
Come on, stop!
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Little man, you wanna race?
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Oh, come on, Leo
It's such a beautiful day
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let's-- Psych!
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God, Kim's like a machine
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Or a wind-up toy
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This sucks, riding around
in this stupid yellow helmet
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It's like I'm on a bike trip
with Curious George
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I know. If this seat goes
any further up my ass
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I'm gonna have to take
my underwear off with tweezers
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-Fall off your bike
-What?
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Fall off
You'll break something
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we'll go back to the lodge
get a stack of pancakes
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and end this rotten day
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I'm not falling off
You fall
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-He's your boyfriend
-And Kim's your boyfriend
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-Hey, stop that!
-You stop!
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Can we just please enjoy this?
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God, I'm so sick of myself
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You know what?
I'm making a change
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From here on
it's a new Grace
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And New Grace is gonna be
adventurous and outdoorsy
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Like the girls on "Little House on the Prairie,"
(Little House on the Prairie: 1974-1983�� ��۵� �̱��� �����ϱ�)
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but with makeup and sight
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Get off it
There's no new Grace
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Nobody changes
and there's nothing new
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You're just jealous
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because in the last two minutes
I've matured and you haven't
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Any other pearls of wisdom
from New Grace?
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Yeah
Watch out for the pothole
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What does that mean
watch out for the pot-holy sh--!
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-You okay?
-No!
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Leo did this on purpose
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Clearly, this whole trip was
planned to humiliate me
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I get the crappy bike, a micro-date
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and a helmet that makes me
look like I ride the special bus
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Now, Will, let's not rewrite history
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The yellow helmet was the only one
that fit over your enormous forehead
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Whatever
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At least now we get to go home
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get away from all this
fresh air and scenery
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and spend Halloween like civilized people
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Getting hammered
in a crowded bar
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I'm not going anywhere
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I meant what I said before
about a new attitude
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I'm going to finish this bike trip
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Oh, please. Nobody has a new attitude
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and nobody finishes anything
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You know what, Will?
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You could stand to be
a little more open-minded
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Let the new Will out
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Who knows, maybe New Will
knows how to ride a bike
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They were a little bit low
on medical supplies. But it's cool
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You'll probably pass out
from the blood loss
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before the excruciating pain kicks in
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Okay. So what are we gonna do?
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-Head back?
-No, are you kidding?
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Let's go
Let's hit the road
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Ooh, sorry, Will
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Why don't you go ahead?
I'll stay with Will
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Okay
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-But you owe me one
-I owe you nothing
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Shut up
Get outta here
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Well, this is it, Jackie
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The moment of truth
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Gonna open those doors
walk into Stan's office
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and tell him that I had an affair
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And that I feel awful about it
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I wish there was some way
I could take it back
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Please forgive me!
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Well, I feel better
What do you say we get outta here?
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No, Karen!
No!
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This isn't one of those ugly situations
where you can just close your eyes
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and pray it will be over soon
like a Jennifer Love Hewitt movie
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You have to deal with this
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You're right
You're right
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'Course you're right
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Well, I feel better
what do you say we get out--
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Karen, no!
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Oh, why should I?
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-Because--
-Because why?
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Karen
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One of the things
I admire most about you is
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your ability to meet
a challenge head on
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You see a difficult situation
and you tackle it
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Yes
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You're strong
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You're fearless
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Your boobs are as high as
an elephant's eye. That's why I love you
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I'm gonna help you
Okay. I'm opening the door
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I'm closing the door
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Why? What happened?
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Karen, um, one of the things
I admire about you is your ability to
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run from a challenge
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You see a difficult situation
and you tackle it with a bottle of J&B
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You're weak
You're a scaredy-cat
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Your elephant boobs are in my eye
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Let's go! Come on!
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Honey!
Get out of my way
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I've gotta talk to Stanley
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No, Karen, he's busy!
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What--what are you trying to hide, Heidi?
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Nothing!
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Look, uh, a shiny object
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Stanley, that had better be me
you're having sex with!
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All right, just keep
these puppies elevated
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and we'll be dancin' in no time
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Legs don't heal
and nobody dances
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Look, you know you really
don't have to stay with me
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I-I'm fine
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It's okay, I want to
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Why?
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Because I like you, okay?
I think you're cute
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Why do you say that?
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I'm not cute
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I'm grouchy
I'm inflexible
256
00:14:23,995 --> 00:14:25,466
Give me a lawn chair
and an open robe
257
00:14:25,466 --> 00:14:29,138
and I'm my grandfather
258
00:14:29,138 --> 00:14:33,088
You see, and I think that's cute
259
00:14:34,580 --> 00:14:37,258
Ooh, your feet are freezing
260
00:14:37,258 --> 00:14:37,963
How's this?
261
00:14:37,963 --> 00:14:42,949
You don't have to do th--
Ooh, boy, that feels good
262
00:14:46,106 --> 00:14:48,014
Need some help?
263
00:14:48,014 --> 00:14:49,812
Please
264
00:14:49,812 --> 00:14:50,722
Would the Little House girls need help
265
00:14:50,722 --> 00:14:53,132
putting a chain back
on their prairie bikes?
266
00:14:53,132 --> 00:14:55,043
I don't think so
267
00:14:55,043 --> 00:15:00,433
I am fine
This is fun
268
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,021
Well, take as long as you need
269
00:15:02,021 --> 00:15:05,453
I'm having a hell of a time
admiring your ass
270
00:15:07,656 --> 00:15:09,731
Oh, good!
I got it on
271
00:15:09,731 --> 00:15:13,133
I did it!
Look!
272
00:15:15,225 --> 00:15:19,136
How essential is this?
273
00:15:19,553 --> 00:15:20,670
Okay, this is not a problem
274
00:15:20,670 --> 00:15:23,776
This is an opportunity
for more fun. Okay?
275
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:30,432
Guess that's why they
call it a to-go cup
(to go cup=> ��ȸ�� ��)
276
00:15:30,432 --> 00:15:33,694
-You okay?
-Fine
277
00:15:33,694 --> 00:15:38,157
All I need now is another car to go
by with a muffin and a paper
278
00:15:38,157 --> 00:15:40,800
Let me get you something
to dry off with
279
00:15:56,896 --> 00:16:01,130
Here you go
280
00:16:01,479 --> 00:16:03,402
Thanks
281
00:16:03,402 --> 00:16:05,924
Fun!
282
00:16:17,485 --> 00:16:21,191
-Hey, Jackie
-Hi, Kare
283
00:16:21,191 --> 00:16:27,637
I hope you're not hungry
The kitchen just closed
284
00:16:27,637 --> 00:16:32,495
No. It's okay
285
00:16:32,495 --> 00:16:35,728
Hmm, quiet tonight
286
00:16:35,728 --> 00:16:41,987
-Well... a holiday
-Yeah
287
00:16:42,769 --> 00:16:44,027
Can I get you
something to drink
288
00:16:44,027 --> 00:16:47,149
Oh, yeah
Bourbon on the rocks
(Bourbon : ����Ű)
289
00:16:47,149 --> 00:16:48,778
Oh, we don't have a liquor license
290
00:16:48,778 --> 00:16:51,749
I do
291
00:17:00,074 --> 00:17:02,581
So?
292
00:17:02,797 --> 00:17:05,816
So
293
00:17:05,816 --> 00:17:08,660
It's been going on for months
294
00:17:08,660 --> 00:17:13,713
She works in the prison cafeteria
295
00:17:13,713 --> 00:17:17,386
The hairnet... the pork chops...
296
00:17:17,386 --> 00:17:20,695
how can I compete with that?
297
00:17:23,357 --> 00:17:27,515
Apparently, she had him at jello
298
00:17:32,784 --> 00:17:36,854
So, uh, what are you gonna do?
299
00:17:36,854 --> 00:17:39,875
Well...
300
00:17:39,875 --> 00:17:43,894
Honey, I left him
301
00:17:46,216 --> 00:17:48,229
Sorry
302
00:17:51,067 --> 00:17:57,331
Trick or treat
303
00:18:11,324 --> 00:18:13,185
There it is
304
00:18:13,185 --> 00:18:14,983
I see the one I want
305
00:18:14,983 --> 00:18:16,243
It's orange
306
00:18:16,243 --> 00:18:18,089
Let's go. Whoo!
307
00:18:18,794 --> 00:18:20,149
Whoo! I'm right behind you
308
00:18:20,149 --> 00:18:21,696
This is great
309
00:18:21,696 --> 00:18:25,055
I could be in a crowded gay bar right now
getting hammered. Whoo!
310
00:18:25,423 --> 00:18:28,379
Leo?
311
00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:29,717
Leo, where are ya?
312
00:18:29,717 --> 00:18:32,808
-Catch!
-Oh, motherf-- Oof!
313
00:18:34,251 --> 00:18:37,130
Are you okay?
What was I thinking?
314
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:40,501
I guessed that you weighed
more than the pumpkin
315
00:18:40,501 --> 00:18:44,867
Leo
I have to tell you something
316
00:18:44,867 --> 00:18:51,014
I have been trying so hard
to be someone that I'm--
317
00:18:53,723 --> 00:18:57,816
-And it's raining
-God
318
00:18:57,816 --> 00:18:59,089
You even look beautiful wet
319
00:18:59,089 --> 00:19:02,968
I know, but...
320
00:19:04,319 --> 00:19:06,349
Look, there's something I gotta tell ya
321
00:19:06,349 --> 00:19:07,223
You're having a crappy time
322
00:19:07,223 --> 00:19:08,898
I am
323
00:19:08,898 --> 00:19:12,331
I wish I weren't, but I am
324
00:19:12,331 --> 00:19:14,351
I'm wet and cold
325
00:19:14,351 --> 00:19:16,988
And I've got mud on my Juicy Couture shirt
(Juicy Couture : �̱��� �Ƿ� �귣��)
326
00:19:16,988 --> 00:19:19,556
And I've inhaled four bugs
327
00:19:24,687 --> 00:19:28,831
Look, Leo, there is no New Grace
328
00:19:28,831 --> 00:19:32,560
It's just old Grace with
pigtails and lower back pain
329
00:19:32,560 --> 00:19:33,836
And I know that you
don't know what that means
330
00:19:33,836 --> 00:19:36,559
but I do
331
00:19:36,559 --> 00:19:39,432
So you need a girl who likes
to go outside and eat bugs
332
00:19:39,432 --> 00:19:42,645
and I guess you're gonna
have to find one, 'cause it ain't me
333
00:19:42,645 --> 00:19:45,060
That's a shame
334
00:19:45,060 --> 00:19:48,617
You were the right size and everything
335
00:19:48,617 --> 00:19:51,618
Hello? Coat hog
336
00:19:54,897 --> 00:19:56,728
When did you know I was hating it?
337
00:19:56,728 --> 00:20:02,725
When we passed that motel
with free HBO, and a tear ran down your cheek
(HBO : �̱��� ���̺� ä�� �� �ϳ�)
338
00:20:02,725 --> 00:20:06,820
I do love television
339
00:20:07,740 --> 00:20:12,216
-I'm sorry
-It's okay
340
00:20:24,393 --> 00:20:26,392
Wanna get outta here?
341
00:20:26,392 --> 00:20:28,514
What's the rush?
342
00:20:28,514 --> 00:20:32,625
I'm starting to feel
a little more outdoorsy
343
00:20:51,884 --> 00:20:53,111
You staying at Leo's tonight?
344
00:20:53,111 --> 00:20:55,206
Yeah. What about you?
345
00:20:55,206 --> 00:20:57,451
Ugh. I'm beat
I'm probably just gonna crash
346
00:20:57,451 --> 00:20:58,690
Ok. Goodnight
347
00:20:58,690 --> 00:21:00,317
Goodnight
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