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Herman, would you like
to go to a movie tonight?
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Oh, thank you, dear,
but I'm working on my hobby.
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Uh, Herman?
Hmm?
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You're supposed to build the ship
inside the bottle.
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How are you gonna get it in
when it's finished?
No trouble at all, dear.
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It's easy when you cheat.
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Grandpa, how 'bout you?
Would you like to take me
to the movies?
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Movies? What's playing?
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To Kill a Werewolf
and Vampires of Blood Alley.
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Lily, I go to the movies for escapism.
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I don't wanna see everyday people
doing everyday things.
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Besides, I have to help Eddie
with his homework.
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Oh. Again?
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How about Marilyn?
Maybe she'll go with me.
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She went over to
one of her girlfriend's home.
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Well, that's it. Hmph.
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Herman has his hobbies,
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Grandpa and Eddie study together,
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Marilyn has her school friends, and...
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what do I have?
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Absolutely nothing.
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Well, I'm not just gonna
sit around here and deteriorate.
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Why not? I've been doing it for years.
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Well, even if I'm not needed
around here,
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I can still make a useful
contribution to society.
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I'm going to get a job!
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- Ajob?
- AJob?
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Ajob!
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Oh, Marilyn, here's one:
"Secretary wanted.
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Must type 120 words a minute."
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She can't even write
a note to the milkman
without a dictionary.
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There's one, Aunt Lily.
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"Comptometer operator wanted."
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"Comptometer operator."
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She'd probably get the thing out
in traffic and hit somebody.
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Well, Marilyn, I have
six or seven ads circled here.
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I want to get started early.
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Would you come upstairs with me
and help me choose something nice
to wear to the interviews?
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I want to look my very best.
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Yes, Aunt Lily. It's very important
you make a good impression.
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You know something, Grandpa?
I think she's very serious
about getting a job,
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and I am totally against it!
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What am I gonna do?
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Herman, listen to me.
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Lily is not going to get a job.
She has no experience.
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Take my advice
and just ignore the whole thing.
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You don't think
I should stand up to her?
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Order her to give up this idea...
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and put my foot down as lord
and head of the household.
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No, I don't.
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Well, good,
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'cause every time I do that,
she laughs at me.
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Well, Mr. Franklin?
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L... I'm sorry, Mrs. Munster,
but I just remembered.
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We filled this position
this morning.
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[Engine Starts]
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Ready now, Irving.
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This is Colette.
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[Sighs]
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That will do, Colette.
But he didn't say anything.
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His eyes plainly said no.
Well!
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Next, this is Millicent.
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Oh, no, no, no, no,
no. No, no, no.
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I think not, Millicent.
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I hope he gets a concussion.
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Irving, my new line of clothes...
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is not designed for
the Northwest Mounted Police.
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I need a model.
A model who is different.
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Someone with a,
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a warm, exotic flamboyance.
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Someone, in short, my dear Irving,
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who has great... flair!
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There's more waiting, Mr. Brastoff.
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Would you come in, please?
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This is Lily.
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That's what I call flair!
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Oh! Thank you.
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[Laughs]
Irving, she's enchanting.
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Tell those other girls
they can go home now.
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Yes, Mr. Brastoff.
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Lily. Lily, my dear, I don't know
when I've seen a model...
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who so perfectly reflects the exotic and
mysterious appeal of my new line of dresses.
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Oh! Oh, thank you.
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You see, what I am trying to do here
is to recreate the kind of allure...
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that was reflected by women
like, oh, Theda Bara.
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They called her "The Vamp."
That's short for "vampire."
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But, of course, you wouldn't
know anything about that.
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Oh, yes, I would!
That's a very common
nickname in my family.
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Anyway, what I'm attempting here also
in certain of my dresses...
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is to bring back an era
that is gone.
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I'm trying to revive the dead,
if you like.
If I like?
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I've always thought
that was a fun thing.
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Lily, I can just picture my customers' faces
at my next showing...
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when you come out
in a Lazlo Brastoff original creation...
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and float around the room.
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Oh! Like this?
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Lily, you're magnificent!
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Oh! I rush to embrace you!
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Ah-ah-ah!
Tut-tut, Mr. Brastoff.
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Lily, you're hired!
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Grandpa, it's bad enough
having my wife working,
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but I just cannot stand
for Lily being a fashion model.
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Now, Herman, let's not be too hasty.
It may not be all bad.
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After all, modeling
is a very respectable profession.
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Well, maybe.
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And she'll make good money,
and the work is easy.
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Why, all she has to do is just
put on the latest creations and...
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walk up and down
in front of the customers.
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Well, I guess you could be right.
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- Now, when these men...
- Men?
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Well, you know.
Most of the out-of-town buyers are men.
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You know what they look like.
You've seen their pictures in the magazines.
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Those handsome, well-dressed fellows...
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with two or three chicks on each arm.
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I'll bet those rascals
have a ball every day...
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just sitting there and watching those models
come out in negligees and swimsuits...
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[Chuckling]
And take 'em out to dinner at night.
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You ain't kiddin', Herman.
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Boy, I tell you. There must be
a lot of hanky-panky
goes on in that business.
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[Laughing]
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I just remembered. The hanky they'll
be playing panky with is my wife.
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You know, you're right.
It's not only your wife, it's my daughter.
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Lily! Lily!
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You come right down here this minute!
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I am not gonna let her take that job,
and that's that!
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00:10:47,827 --> 00:10:50,318
Uncle Herman,
you were calling Aunt Lily?
You're darn right I was.
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00:10:50,396 --> 00:10:56,096
I want you to get that man-chasing
home-wrecker right down here,
tout de suite.!
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You can't mean Aunt Lily.
I can and I do.
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Now get her down here!
Well, I'm afraid I can't,
Uncle Herman.
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You see, she left about an hour ago
for her modeling job.
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But...
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She left an hour ago
for her modeling job.
[Grunts]
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Well, Herman, what do you think of that?
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00:11:18,124 --> 00:11:21,218
I'm so mad, I could go
right through the ceiling!
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00:11:23,196 --> 00:11:25,187
[Crash]
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00:11:26,666 --> 00:11:31,103
Herman! Herman, will you come down here
and talk this thing over sensibly?
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00:11:31,170 --> 00:11:34,697
This is no time to be hiding in the attic!
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00:11:39,679 --> 00:11:42,477
Eddie, have you seen
your father and Grandpa?
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00:11:42,548 --> 00:11:45,381
Oh, they're down in the dungeon
working on something.
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00:11:45,451 --> 00:11:48,215
It must be real neat because
when I knocked on the dungeon door,
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they told me to get lost.
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You suppose they're figuring out
some way to keep Mom from working?
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Eddie, where did you hear
about that?
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Some people have awfully big ears.
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Neat, isn't it?
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Grandpa, what are you doing
with all these little jars?
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Well, Herman, if Lily's
going to have a job as a model,
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we are gonna fight fire with fire.
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00:12:20,286 --> 00:12:23,187
You mean we're gonna burn down
the place where she's working?
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00:12:23,256 --> 00:12:26,987
No, Herman.
If she is gonna make you jealous,
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you are gonna make her jealous...
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by becoming a playboy.
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Oh!
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You know, I've always
fancied myself as a playboy.
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00:12:38,471 --> 00:12:41,929
GeorgieJessel has always been my idol.
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00:12:42,008 --> 00:12:47,947
Yeah, well, my instant disguises
are a little more up to date than that.
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Mel Torme.
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00:12:50,983 --> 00:12:52,951
Dean Martin.
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"Pat Boone"?
How did that get in here?
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"Mr. Clean"?
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Herman, don't laugh.
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He's a real big swinger
when he's not making commercials.
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Don't let that earring fool ya.
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Oh! Here it is!
[Laughs]
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Frank Sinatra.
Oh, good, good, fine.
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Give me one of those.
[Laughing]
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You know, I've always felt
rather simpatico with Frankie.
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Okay, Herman, down the hatch.
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[Gulps]
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Ring-a-ding-ding.
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What's the matter, Grandpa?
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Don't I grab you?
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00:13:57,750 --> 00:14:01,584
No, Herman.
You're not as young as you used to be.
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00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:03,986
I don't think you're up to being Sinatra.
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00:14:04,056 --> 00:14:09,289
In fact, these days, I don't know
if Sinatra is up to being Sinatra.
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00:14:12,632 --> 00:14:15,795
Let me see now. "Mickey Rooney. '"
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"Cesar Romero."
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No, no.
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Richard Burton.
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Oh, good.
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But I'm surprised
they let these in the country.
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Don't you see they're marked
"for adults only"?
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Ain't exactly taking kiddies' aspirin there.
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There you go, Herman.
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Cheerio.
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[Gulps]
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To be or not to be.
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That is the question.
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No. No, I don't think so, Grandpa.
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I just want to make Lily jealous,
not drive her out of her mind.
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Listen, Herman,
if you're going to be a playboy,
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I've got just the thing.
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[Laughs]
A Texas playboy!
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Why are the Texas pills so big?
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Well, only one-eighth is chemical.
The rest is baloney.
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Go ahead. Force it down.
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[Gulps]
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Y'all come by and see us
at the ranch anytime, hear?
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[Laughing]
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Oh, Herman, you're irresistible!
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Any woman who saw you now
would just flip her lid.
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00:16:06,646 --> 00:16:09,581
Uncle Herman,
will you be home for lunch?
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[Laughing]
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Oh, Uncle Herman, you're the funniest thing
I've ever seen in my whole life!
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00:16:18,124 --> 00:16:22,060
What are you trying to do, gonna play
cowboys and Indians with Eddie?
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00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:26,531
No, I'm not. And furthermore,
I won't be home for lunch.
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Oh, all right.
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[Continues Laughing]
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If I'm so irresistible,
how come Marilyn laughed at me?
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00:16:37,877 --> 00:16:42,541
Herman, I think I better put
a little insurance in this package.
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00:16:42,615 --> 00:16:46,483
Now, when you walk into that shop
where Lily is modeling,
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you are going to have
a beautiful girl on your arm.
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But I don't want to go there
with a strange girl.
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Herman, please.
I'll mix one up for you.
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And now, I'm gonna add
a touch of 36-25-36.
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I'll have a beautiful girl for you
in ten seconds.
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Grandpa, are you sure this will work?
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Well, l...
Herman, of course it'll work!
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It'll work 100 percent!
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[Grandpa's Voice]
Well, what do you think, big boy?
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I guess I'll have to settle
for 80 percent.
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Come on, Herman.
Let's get going.
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Uh, you know something, Grandpa?
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Every husband should have
a father-in-law just like you.
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[Woman Announcing]
Here we see Carlotta again,
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this time in a sparkling
two-piece ensemble.
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So correct and charming
for both those special parties...
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and delightful home entertaining.
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00:18:20,646 --> 00:18:24,446
And now for his most
exclusive collection,
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Lazlo Brastoff presents a beautiful
pure silk suit in tones ofblue.
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Oh, beautiful.! Beautiful.!
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Well, thank you, Mr. Brastoff.
No, not you. The suit!
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Lily.! Mmm.! You are magnifiicent.!
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Oh, Lily, you are out of this world.
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Oh, thank you, but I haven't
been there for years.
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Mr. Brastoff, I have such news for you
that I think I shall just go to pieces.
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Irving, you're stealing my thunder.
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Girls, in the audience...
and I saw it with my own eyes...
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there's a wealthy Texan
with his girlfriend!
240
00:19:13,165 --> 00:19:18,000
He would have his girlfriend.
That's exactly what I'm in the market for...
a wealthy Texan.
241
00:19:18,070 --> 00:19:20,300
I guess you wouldn't be interested,
though, would you, Lily?
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00:19:20,372 --> 00:19:23,273
Oh, my! Certainly not.
243
00:19:23,342 --> 00:19:26,505
I have the most wonderful.
Handsome, sweetest,
244
00:19:26,579 --> 00:19:29,207
kindest man
waiting at home for me.
Oh, lucky you.!
245
00:19:29,281 --> 00:19:34,617
I could travel to the four corners of the earth,
and I'd never find anybody like that.
246
00:19:34,687 --> 00:19:37,212
Ah, true, true.
247
00:19:43,028 --> 00:19:45,724
Mmm! Thank you,
ladies and gentlemen.
248
00:19:45,798 --> 00:19:49,131
Now another Brastoff triumph.
249
00:19:49,201 --> 00:19:54,696
Sheer magic, as worn by
one of our top models, Lily Munster.
250
00:19:57,076 --> 00:20:02,673
[Woman]
Lily is featuring one of the true
Lazlo Brastoff originals...
251
00:20:02,748 --> 00:20:06,707
black velvet pants
with a lovely leopard top.
252
00:20:06,785 --> 00:20:11,916
The hat is Russian fox
and is ostentatiously detailed...
253
00:20:11,991 --> 00:20:15,620
by the specially designed
lengthy fox stole.
254
00:20:17,630 --> 00:20:19,564
Now isn't that exquisite?
255
00:20:19,632 --> 00:20:21,657
It's working beautifully, Herman.
256
00:20:21,734 --> 00:20:24,601
Did you see that look on her face
when she spotted us?
257
00:20:24,670 --> 00:20:27,366
Wasn't that something?
[Chuckling]
258
00:20:27,439 --> 00:20:29,498
Just keep ignoring her.
259
00:20:29,575 --> 00:20:31,770
Yeah.
260
00:20:31,844 --> 00:20:36,543
Grandpa, you've had
a lot of ideas in your time, but this is...
261
00:20:36,615 --> 00:20:39,083
Grandpa. Grandpa.
262
00:20:39,151 --> 00:20:41,085
The cigar, the cigar.
263
00:20:41,153 --> 00:20:44,020
Oh, yeah, I forgot myself.
264
00:20:44,089 --> 00:20:46,319
Wha...
Here.
265
00:20:50,696 --> 00:20:53,665
[Chuckles]
Wait'll Lily comes out again.
266
00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:56,633
This time
we'll really lay it on thick.
267
00:20:56,702 --> 00:21:00,570
She'll quit her job
right on the spot.
268
00:21:00,639 --> 00:21:04,268
Here we see Carlotta again,
269
00:21:04,343 --> 00:21:08,439
this time in a sparkling
two-piece ensemble.
270
00:21:08,514 --> 00:21:12,610
So correct and charming
for both those special parties...
271
00:21:12,685 --> 00:21:15,654
and delightful home entertaining.
272
00:21:15,721 --> 00:21:21,489
The top is pure silk with a tapered
full-length sheet of ivory silk.
273
00:21:22,661 --> 00:21:26,757
What a wolf! Did you see
that look that Texan gave me?
274
00:21:35,240 --> 00:21:38,971
This is working out great.
[Chuckling]
275
00:21:39,044 --> 00:21:41,171
Watch it. Here she comes.
276
00:21:42,648 --> 00:21:47,779
- Now this time, Lily truly sparkles.
- How am I doin', Herman?
277
00:21:47,853 --> 00:21:51,448
Great. I'll tell you one thing, Grandpa.
278
00:21:51,523 --> 00:21:54,959
It's a whole lot better than
when you turned yourself into a frog.
279
00:21:55,027 --> 00:21:58,986
Diamond-studded shoes
add an extra touch ofbrilliance...
280
00:21:59,064 --> 00:22:04,434
to one of Lazlo Brastoff's most beautiful
and eye-catching originals.
281
00:22:04,503 --> 00:22:08,997
Lily, you're sure to be
the belle of any ball.
282
00:22:09,074 --> 00:22:11,372
Lovely. Thank you.
283
00:22:15,614 --> 00:22:17,605
What happened?
Grab the chair!
284
00:22:19,418 --> 00:22:22,216
Oh, this is terrible!
Here, help me pull it off!
285
00:22:22,287 --> 00:22:25,256
[Woman]
Somebody do something.!
Oh, my, my!
286
00:22:25,324 --> 00:22:28,487
Madam, I'm so terribly sorry!
Oh, this is terrible.
287
00:22:28,560 --> 00:22:31,495
Watch it, buster!
Huh?
288
00:22:31,563 --> 00:22:34,726
What's the matter?
Haven't you ever seen a girl before?
289
00:22:34,800 --> 00:22:38,793
Say, listen, you.
Take your hands off my grandfather.
290
00:22:38,871 --> 00:22:40,805
Grandfather?
291
00:22:43,509 --> 00:22:47,673
Lazlo Brastoff,
you have had it.
292
00:22:51,150 --> 00:22:53,345
But, Lily, dear,
you've got to believe me.
293
00:22:53,419 --> 00:22:55,614
It was just a misunderstanding.
294
00:22:55,688 --> 00:23:00,785
Huh! The next thing you'll be telling me
is that blonde on your arm was Grandpa.
295
00:23:00,859 --> 00:23:03,555
But I tell you, it was Grandpa!
296
00:23:03,629 --> 00:23:07,030
You got that job modeling,
and I was just trying
to make you jealous.
297
00:23:07,099 --> 00:23:10,591
Oh, that is the most ridiculous story
I have ever heard!
298
00:23:10,669 --> 00:23:12,603
But, Lily, it's true!
299
00:23:12,671 --> 00:23:15,231
Grandpa's downstairs now,
getting the potion.
300
00:23:15,307 --> 00:23:18,367
And when he comes
walking through that door
as a beautiful girl,
301
00:23:18,444 --> 00:23:21,311
you're gonna throw yourself
in my arms and beg forgiveness...
302
00:23:21,380 --> 00:23:24,247
just like Constance Bennett does
on the late, late show.
303
00:23:24,316 --> 00:23:28,275
[Knocking]
There's Grandpa now.
[Chuckling]
304
00:23:28,353 --> 00:23:30,344
Come in, dear.
305
00:23:37,596 --> 00:23:42,192
But, Grandpa, you're not a girl at all!
What happened?
306
00:23:42,267 --> 00:23:46,670
What happened? It's empty.
Somebody drank the rest of the potion.
307
00:23:46,739 --> 00:23:49,139
Oh, now I've heard everything!
308
00:23:49,208 --> 00:23:52,302
But, Lily! Lily, dear...
[Knocking]
309
00:23:52,377 --> 00:23:55,369
Can I come in, Mom?
Yes, Eddie.
310
00:24:03,322 --> 00:24:05,449
Eddie, what happened to you?
311
00:24:05,524 --> 00:24:10,860
I don't know. I drank something in
Grandpa's lab I thought was a soft drink...
312
00:24:10,929 --> 00:24:13,193
and now look what happened.
313
00:24:13,265 --> 00:24:15,199
It's true!
314
00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:17,633
Oh, Herman!
315
00:24:17,703 --> 00:24:21,662
Oh, Herman, please forgive me
for ever doubting you.
316
00:24:21,740 --> 00:24:23,674
Thank you, Constance Bennett.
317
00:24:23,742 --> 00:24:28,839
Grandpa, how long
will I stay this way?
318
00:24:28,914 --> 00:24:32,680
I don't know.
Two, maybe three hours.
319
00:24:32,751 --> 00:24:35,276
Give you a chance to learn
how the other half lives.
320
00:24:35,354 --> 00:24:39,757
But I've gotta pitch on the school
baseball team this afternoon.
321
00:24:39,825 --> 00:24:42,692
What will I do?
322
00:24:42,761 --> 00:24:45,821
Pray for rain
or learn to pitch underhanded.
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