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[Announcer]
And our fourth-prize winner here
in our local contest is...
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BessieJune Rassmussen
of Apple Valley.
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Hmph. I knew it wouldn't be me.
?? [Fanfare]
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The only thing I ever won
were those free facials
down at Antoine's.
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Our third-prize winner is...
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HarryJerome of 16 Maple Drive.
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HarryJerome. Why don't you tell
everybody he's the sponsor's nephew!
?? [Fanfare]
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And for our second prize,
our second-prize winner...
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is Wilma Winninger
of 477 Hesby Avenue.
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Hesby Avenue?
T-That's clear across town.
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Politics! Politics!
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?? [Fanfare]
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And our first-prize winner...
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goes to a lucky person right here
in Mockingbird Heights.
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It's worth $5,000.
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And the first-prize winner is
Mr. Herman...
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Go ahead and say it.
Mr. Herman Overholtzer.
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Mr. Herman Flork.
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- Mr. Herman Munster.
- Graft! Graft!
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Graft! You hear me? G...
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Wait a minute. It's me! It's me!
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[Yelling]
It's me! I'm Herman Munster!
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I'm... Hi! I'm Herman Munster!
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I won a prize worth $5,000!
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Lily, Grandpa!
Everybody come in quick!
What's the matter?
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What's up, Herman?
What is it?
The contest on TV! I won!
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I won! I won! I won! I won!
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I won! I won! I won!
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Where are you going, Grandpa?
Where am I going?
Down in the dungeon.
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I wanna find out
what Herman's talking about.
He'll be there any minute.
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Uncle Herman, you can't
keep us in suspense any longer.
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Come on, Pop.
Tell us about
the neat prize you won.
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All right. All right. All right.
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The Munsters... mind you,
the entire family...
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has won a membership to
the Mockingbird Heights Country Club.
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Whoopee!
[Excited Chatter]
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Oh, that club is so exclusive.
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Why, you know you have to wait
for one of the members to pass away...
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before you can even be
considered for membership.
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I know. That's what's so wonderful.
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Once we're in, we can stay forever.
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As far as I can recall,
no member of my family
ever passed away for good.
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You know something,
I think I'm gonna
take up golf. [Laughs]
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Only I'm not sure about
being out in the sun too much.
I'd hate to lose my parlor pallor.
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You know, Lily,
I'm going to love it.
[Chuckles]
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It's gonna give me a chance
to mingle with some real blue bloods.
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Well, Grandpa, if you do,
just don't put the bite
on them right off the bat.
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I have a letter here from
the local television station.
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They have a winner for
that club membership we donated.
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I was against that
from the beginning.
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This is an exclusive club
and awarding a membership
through a contest is very undignified.
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I'm sorry, Petrie, but I'm inclined
to agree with Reggie.
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A thing like this can give us
a more popular image
with the community.
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I'll go along with it
because I seem to be outnumbered.
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But who are these contest winners?
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It's a Mr. And Mrs. Herman Munster
and family of Mockingbird Lane.
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Well, we have a luncheon
and fashion show
coming up this week.
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We can invite Mrs. Munster to that
and send Munster a guest card
to play golf.
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That way, we can get
a close look at them... see if
they measure up to our standards.
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You know, Grandpa? I bet it would
even shake up Arnold Palmer
to see me on the putting green.
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[Both Laugh]
You're good all right, Herman.
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You know the last time
I saw a swing like that was when
they hung my Uncle George.
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Herman! Grandpa!
Uh, Lily. Lily, dear.
Please. I'm shooting.
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Herman, guess what
the mailman just dropped and ran?
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My new Bugs Bunny cartoon book?
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It's a letter from
the Mockingbird Heights Country Club.
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They're inviting me to a luncheon,
and they sent you a guest card
to play golf.
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Oh. You know, Lily,
that's a very good idea.
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It'll give us a chance to look over
the club and see if the people
measure up to our standards.
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We'll have to dress to the occasion.
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Um, I think I'll wear
my new Transylvanian original.
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You know, the one with
the-the lovely shroud.
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Old Hermie, the pro.
[Laughs]
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Fore!
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Grandpa, where did
the ball go?
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What do you know about that?
A hole in one.
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From the turnout today,
I think this is going to be
our most successful luncheon.
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Two of the Munsters
have accepted our invitation,
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so this will give us a good chance
to look them over.
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I'm still not sold on this idea
of awarding a membership
through a contest.
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It's the duty of this committee
to see to it that only the right sort
of people are admitted to the club.
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Excuse me,
where are they having the luncheon?
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- It's in the main grill.
- Thank you.
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And that's another area
this committee should take up.
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Every time Charley Hinshaw
gets a snootful,
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he dresses up
in those ridiculous outfits.
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That was
the wildest one yet.
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Lily, the man said that
the luncheon is in the grill room.
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Grandpa, this place
is depressingly cheerful.
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But I suppose this modern decor
is what they go in for.
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79.95, Sally's Togs Shop.
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My the people are friendly here.
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She told a perfect stranger
where she got her dress
and how much it cost.
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Yes, b-but I don't care
for that style.
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I wouldn't want you
to be seen dead
in a dress like that.
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You're right, Grandpa.
I'll make a point not to.
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Never mind, Lily.
Shall we, uh,
have a libation?
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Hi, folks. A little early
for a masquerade party, isn't it?
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Sure is.
[All Laugh]
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Oh, you club people
are so jolly.
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This is simple chiffon from
the Paris Collection, 129.95.
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Now that dress is more like it.
When I used to fly around
in the Old Country,
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I always found
a high neckline a challenge.
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I think it's sweet the way
the women around here
confide in each other.
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I think I'll float around a bit
and get acquainted.
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This is simple chiffon from
the Paris Collection, 129.95.
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This ensemble has a cape
made of tufted coffin lining...
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in a lovely shade
of cemetery green.
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This little number
was very inexpensive.
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The fabric is made of
black widow's webs.
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And the underslip,
pure, unborn centipede.
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Now, my friend,
this is all very simple.
I'll show it to you again.
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Now all you have to do
is guess under which nut
the spider is hiding.
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Of course, if you don't guess
the first time...
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Grandpa, I showed the ladies
my dress and...
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Oh, good, you're showing
the bartender the shell game.
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Don't win too much, Grandpa.
[Both Laugh]
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Hey, that's not Charley Hinshaw.
Who are those people?
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Those are the Munsters.
Good heavens!
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He's gambling with the bartender.
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She's gotten herself so stoned,
she's joining the fashion show.
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You still want those contest winners
in our club?
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Petrie, I'm afraid
I'll have to agree with you.
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But I'll tell you something,
when that Mr. Munster
shows up to play golf,
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if he doesn't turn out to be
our idea of a human being,
I'll throw them out personally.
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Aunt Lily, do you mean the people
were actually rude to you
at the country club?
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Yes. When we first went in,
everything was fine.
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But, suddenly,
I had a feeling we weren't wanted.
That's right, Marilyn.
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There I was playing my shell game with
the bartender, when all of a sudden,
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some guy in a dark suit came by,
scooped up my shells
and led me outside.
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He said they-they
didn't allow nuts in the club.
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It must be some kind of a rule
of the department of agriculture.
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I was going around showing off
my dress, when one woman
came up to me and said,
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"Why don't you go home
and sleep it off, dearie."
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I tell you, Marilyn.
We might just as well face it.
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Those people at the country club
are just not our kind of people.
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Oh, what a shame.
If Uncle Herman went down there
and got insulted...
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why, he's so sensitive,
he'd go all to pieces inside.
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Oh, that would never do.
The last time that happened,
he rattled for a week.
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I guess we'll just have to tell Herman
that it won't work out. That we don't
want to join a club like that.
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We're home from the golf store.
Yoo-hoo! We're home.
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Well, how do you like it?
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The man at the store said
this is what Ken Venturi wore
when he won the National Open.
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We're going to play tomorrow,
and I'm going to caddy.
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I bet everybody will follow us
all over the course.
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Oh boy, now I know how
the Prince of Wales used to feel.
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[Electricity Crackling]
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That's fine, Prince.
You better start
feeling like a peasant again.
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Hmm?
Grandpa.
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What's he talking about?
Uh, well, Herman, um,
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what would you say if we, uh...
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well, if we decided
not to join the country club?
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Not join?
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What do you mean "not join"?
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Lily, I won that membership fair
and square, and if I didn't join
the club, it would crush my spirit.
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And I don't want my spirit crushed.
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Oh.
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But I was thinking that
I'd probably scare the boys away...
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just as much at the country club
as I do here.
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- So I don't care if we join or not.
- You don't?
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- No.
- And I'd probably get to like...
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the luncheons and the teas
and the cocktail parties,
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and I'd start coming home late
and serving you TV dinners...
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and neglecting my family.
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You know, all those little niceties
that are part of country club living.
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A-And Herman, I don't wanna
join the club because
there's no one there of my class.
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After all, Herman,
you know I'm a full-blooded count.
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And the closest thing
they have to royalty there
is the bartender, "Duke" Fineberg.
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You know,
I've suddenly realized something.
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[All]
You do?
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Yes.
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You know what
you've made me realize?
What?
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That you don't
give a hoot what I want.
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What does a man work for
all his life?
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A little feeling of respectability
and-and success.
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Well, that's what
joining the club would give me.
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And that's what I want
and I'm gonna have it.
You hear me?
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That's what I want
and I'm gonna have it!
I'm gonna have it!
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[Loud Thud]
I'm gonna have it! I'm gonna have it!
I'm gonna have it!
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Excuse me, Lily, while I continue
this conversation with Herman
in the dungeon.
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"Dear Lily,
Eddie and I have gone
to the country club.
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Will play a round of golf
before work.
Signed, Arnie Munster."
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Look at the time.
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It's 5:30 a.m.
Half the day is gone.
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That course
will probably be jammed.
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Oh, dear. I just hate the thought
of all those rude people staring
at Uncle Herman when he tees off.
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"Par five, 580 yards."
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Hmm. Short one.
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00:15:23,135 --> 00:15:25,126
Pop?
Hmm?
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Do you wanna pick a club?
Oh. Good idea, son.
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Uh, eenie-meenie-minie-mo.
What am I doing?
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Eight's my lucky number.
Eight iron, caddy.
[Chuckles]
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There you are.
Thank you.
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Oh. Now isn't that nice of'em.
They left us two practice balls.
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Now, the first thing you do, Eddie,
is to address the ball.
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Hello, ball.
[Laughs]
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00:16:03,743 --> 00:16:06,371
[Stammers]
That's a joke, Eddie.
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Oh. Sorry.
[Imitates Herman's Laugh]
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00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:12,774
Now, Eddie,
the hole's right down there.
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Keep your eye on the ball
like a good caddy.
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00:16:23,262 --> 00:16:28,894
Hmm. You know,
those practice balls are nice and big,
but they're made very badly.
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00:16:30,303 --> 00:16:32,237
Give me one of our small ones.
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Thank you, son. Now.
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- Ready?
- Ready.
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Hey, Dad?
Hmm?
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00:16:57,396 --> 00:16:59,455
It's in the rough.
Darn!
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On the third hole,
1, 500 yards away.
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[Grumbling]
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00:17:05,104 --> 00:17:09,598
I think you overclubbed yourself.
I think you're right.
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00:17:09,675 --> 00:17:13,668
But, as they say in golf, Eddie,
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00:17:13,746 --> 00:17:16,977
you gotta play 'em
where you hit 'em.
Yeah.
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Come on.
We'll ride down to the ball.
Okay.
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[Loud Bang]
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00:17:31,630 --> 00:17:33,791
Why do they call it
the rough, Pop?
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00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:46,334
[Groans]
That's one of the reasons.
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00:17:52,685 --> 00:17:54,619
[Blows]
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00:18:02,862 --> 00:18:05,524
[Loud Bang]
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00:18:06,899 --> 00:18:11,563
I think I made the trap.
[Laughs]
Come on, Eddie.
219
00:18:19,545 --> 00:18:22,207
Hit it, Pop.!
Hit it.!
220
00:18:22,281 --> 00:18:27,446
Now, Eddie,
this is a very important shot.
Getting out of the sand.
221
00:18:27,520 --> 00:18:29,511
Now watch closely.
222
00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:40,429
Watch the sand.
Watch the sand, Pop.
223
00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:50,773
Eddie! Eddie!
224
00:18:50,843 --> 00:18:53,835
[Stammering]
I made it! I made it!
I made it! I made it!
225
00:18:53,913 --> 00:18:56,074
I'm out and I'm pin high.
226
00:18:58,083 --> 00:19:00,916
Eddie? Eddie.
227
00:19:00,986 --> 00:19:04,183
Eddie, where are you, son?
Eddie?
228
00:19:08,360 --> 00:19:12,990
Pop, you made the green!
How about that?
How about that?
229
00:19:13,065 --> 00:19:17,559
You know, Eddie?
I never knew golf
was such a fun game.
230
00:19:17,636 --> 00:19:19,797
Come on, son.
231
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:46,662
Oh. Oopsy-daisy.
232
00:19:53,439 --> 00:19:54,906
Oopsy-daisy.
233
00:19:57,409 --> 00:20:00,071
Well, that's what you get
when you putt against the wind.
234
00:20:10,756 --> 00:20:14,157
[Clicks Tongue]
Just as I thought.
I've been putting against the grain.
235
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:24,367
[Excited Laughter]
236
00:20:24,436 --> 00:20:27,997
I made it! I made it!
I made it! I made it!
I made it! I made it!
237
00:20:28,073 --> 00:20:30,303
I made it! I made it!
I made it! I made it!
238
00:20:30,376 --> 00:20:34,312
I made it! I made it! I made it!
[Laughs]
239
00:20:36,815 --> 00:20:38,646
Come on, Pop.
Let's go to the next tee.
240
00:20:38,717 --> 00:20:41,379
Be right with you, Eddie.
241
00:20:59,238 --> 00:21:01,729
[Grunting]
242
00:21:10,015 --> 00:21:12,677
Come on, Pop.
I got your ball.
243
00:21:12,751 --> 00:21:15,083
I'm coming, Eddie.
244
00:21:18,257 --> 00:21:20,748
What a great game!
245
00:21:20,826 --> 00:21:24,159
And to think, when I'm a member,
I'll be doing this every day.
246
00:21:37,843 --> 00:21:42,837
I just hope those rude people
didn't embarrass Herman when
he tried to play golf this morning.
247
00:21:42,915 --> 00:21:47,579
Lily, there's no two ways about it.
That country club is just not for us.
248
00:21:47,653 --> 00:21:52,818
When Herman gets home
from work, I'm sure he'll tell us
he's decided the same thing.
249
00:21:52,891 --> 00:21:56,224
And we all thought
it was so great
when he won that contest.
250
00:21:56,295 --> 00:21:58,320
[Door Creaks Open and Closes]
251
00:22:01,667 --> 00:22:04,158
Hi, everybody.
Hello, dear.
252
00:22:05,437 --> 00:22:07,371
Sweetie,
about the country club...
253
00:22:07,439 --> 00:22:11,102
Lily, please don't mention
that country club.
254
00:22:11,176 --> 00:22:13,406
It's just too sad to think about.
255
00:22:13,479 --> 00:22:15,470
You're right, Herman.
Grandpa!
256
00:22:17,282 --> 00:22:19,944
Read the afternoon paper.
257
00:22:21,020 --> 00:22:24,683
"Fiend desecrates golf course
in early morning.
258
00:22:25,924 --> 00:22:31,055
"Inhuman footprints were found
this morning on putting greens
at the Mockingbird Heights Country Club.
259
00:22:31,130 --> 00:22:35,931
"Enormous gouges taken from turf
and course flooded.
260
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:38,799
Greenskeeper is in a state of shock."
261
00:22:38,871 --> 00:22:42,363
- Herman, what does this mean?
- What does it mean?
262
00:22:42,441 --> 00:22:46,275
It means that we are not
gonna join the country club.
263
00:22:46,345 --> 00:22:49,212
I will not jeopardize
the safety of my family...
264
00:22:49,281 --> 00:22:52,739
at a country club where
some madman is allowed to run loose.
265
00:22:52,818 --> 00:22:57,380
That's right.
That club is just no good all-around.
266
00:22:57,456 --> 00:23:00,789
My letter of disapproval
is already in the mail.
267
00:23:00,859 --> 00:23:03,054
I've turned down
that membership I won.
268
00:23:03,128 --> 00:23:07,758
It's a shame we have to forfeit
a $5,000 prize.
269
00:23:07,833 --> 00:23:10,233
Well, as far as the money's concerned,
I told the club...
270
00:23:10,302 --> 00:23:15,535
that they could use that money
to repair the damage to the course
caused by that madman.
271
00:23:15,607 --> 00:23:20,010
It's just lucky you didn't
run into that fiend this morning
when you were playing there.
272
00:23:20,079 --> 00:23:22,741
[Gasps]
Lily, don't say
such a thing, dear.
273
00:23:22,815 --> 00:23:26,114
If I ever came face-to-face with
a frightening, horrible creature like that,
274
00:23:26,185 --> 00:23:28,517
it'd scare me out of
a hundred years' growth.
275
00:23:29,955 --> 00:23:31,946
Now, Herman...
[Gasps]
276
00:23:38,597 --> 00:23:42,761
Really, Herman.
After all the trouble we've had
with that country club,
277
00:23:42,835 --> 00:23:45,326
haven't you had
enough of golf?
278
00:23:46,371 --> 00:23:52,037
[Loud Crash]
Someday, I may find
a golf club worth joining.
279
00:23:52,111 --> 00:23:55,603
And it won't hurt
if I keep up with my chip shots.
280
00:24:05,624 --> 00:24:10,288
Grandpa? Uh, did you see
where-where the ball...
281
00:24:12,798 --> 00:24:15,198
Oh, I'm... Grandpa...
282
00:24:15,267 --> 00:24:17,201
Herman,
283
00:24:19,004 --> 00:24:20,938
would you do me a favor?
284
00:24:21,006 --> 00:24:25,170
Certainly, Grandpa.
Don't ever
take up bowling!
285
00:24:27,513 --> 00:24:29,743
Oh.
286
00:24:29,815 --> 00:24:32,648
[Laughs]
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