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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:04,162 WWW.MY-SUBS.CO 1 00:00:00,010 --> 00:00:02,000 Previously on "Resident Alien"... 2 00:00:02,010 --> 00:00:04,629 There are Grey-human hybrids all over the Earth. 3 00:00:04,630 --> 00:00:07,590 That's the man who shot Peter Bach and my guards. 4 00:00:07,600 --> 00:00:09,639 We need to find out what the Greys are up to. 5 00:00:09,640 --> 00:00:11,309 The Greys' cavern is here. 6 00:00:11,310 --> 00:00:13,970 If they've connected it to the magma chamber, 7 00:00:13,980 --> 00:00:16,220 the pressure would turn Yellowstone National Park 8 00:00:16,230 --> 00:00:18,851 into the most destructive natural bomb 9 00:00:18,852 --> 00:00:20,770 in the history of the world. 10 00:00:20,771 --> 00:00:23,139 - So how long till it blows up? - Maybe a year. 11 00:00:23,140 --> 00:00:24,857 You broke galactic law. 12 00:00:24,858 --> 00:00:27,318 You are hereby ordered to leave Earth immediately. 13 00:00:27,319 --> 00:00:28,679 Son of a bitch. 14 00:00:28,680 --> 00:00:31,573 That right there is a fingerprint. 15 00:00:31,574 --> 00:00:34,075 "Dr. Wendy Beasley, retired military chemist." 16 00:00:34,076 --> 00:00:36,230 We did it! We got a match! 17 00:00:38,200 --> 00:00:39,579 No, I chose last time. 18 00:00:39,580 --> 00:00:40,919 I want to go where you want to go. 19 00:00:40,920 --> 00:00:42,719 - Uh-huh. - Really. 20 00:00:42,720 --> 00:00:44,839 - _ - Okay. Well, how about Antonio's? 21 00:00:44,840 --> 00:00:46,379 You think? The pasta? 22 00:00:46,380 --> 00:00:49,659 Okay, well, if you were me, what would you want to eat? 23 00:00:49,660 --> 00:00:52,719 Well, you always like Mexican. 24 00:00:52,720 --> 00:00:54,095 I do, don't I? 25 00:00:54,096 --> 00:00:55,159 Mm-hmm. 26 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,514 Mount Taco it is. 27 00:00:56,515 --> 00:00:57,849 Mount Taco. 28 00:00:57,850 --> 00:01:00,080 - Have fun in the lab. - Okay. 29 00:01:07,400 --> 00:01:10,859 Dr. Wendy Beasley, please come to Lab 209. 30 00:01:10,860 --> 00:01:12,659 Dr. Wendy Beasley, please come... 31 00:01:12,660 --> 00:01:14,239 Aah! 32 00:01:17,850 --> 00:01:19,649 Gary? 33 00:01:21,749 --> 00:01:23,460 Open the door! 34 00:01:24,209 --> 00:01:26,380 Somebody open the door! Please. 35 00:01:27,212 --> 00:01:31,500 - Help! - Gary. Gary. Gary. 36 00:01:32,140 --> 00:01:33,560 Oh, my God. 37 00:01:35,554 --> 00:01:37,055 Oh, my God. 38 00:01:37,056 --> 00:01:39,139 Oh, my God, Gary! 39 00:01:39,140 --> 00:01:40,390 No, no, no! 40 00:01:41,210 --> 00:01:43,220 Gary! 41 00:01:48,609 --> 00:01:53,570 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 42 00:01:54,060 --> 00:01:56,519 They can't just make you leave Earth. 43 00:01:56,520 --> 00:01:58,149 We will fight this summons. 44 00:01:58,150 --> 00:02:00,244 You do not understand. 45 00:02:00,245 --> 00:02:05,541 The Galactic Federation has referred this to the Housing Council. 46 00:02:05,542 --> 00:02:07,170 I-it is over. 47 00:02:07,180 --> 00:02:09,079 Harry, you can't just give up. 48 00:02:09,080 --> 00:02:10,699 We need you here, okay? 49 00:02:10,700 --> 00:02:12,632 I don't give a shit about this Housing Council. 50 00:02:12,633 --> 00:02:13,920 - No. - Mm! 51 00:02:13,930 --> 00:02:16,779 You cannot talk that way about Housing Council. 52 00:02:16,780 --> 00:02:18,680 It is very dangerous. 53 00:02:20,960 --> 00:02:22,433 Sorry, I didn't catch that. 54 00:02:22,434 --> 00:02:24,686 I can translate. It's mostly about losing a hand. 55 00:02:24,687 --> 00:02:26,399 - Oh. - Good choice. 56 00:02:26,400 --> 00:02:28,809 What are you doing with those? 57 00:02:28,810 --> 00:02:32,929 Putting them where all eviction notices go... the fire. 58 00:02:32,930 --> 00:02:35,979 Oh, those... those will not burn. 59 00:02:35,980 --> 00:02:37,900 They're not paper. 60 00:02:38,640 --> 00:02:40,660 - What is it? - Moldar skin. 61 00:02:40,661 --> 00:02:41,786 Gross. 62 00:02:41,787 --> 00:02:44,080 - I'm vegan now. - Moldar skin is not gross. 63 00:02:44,090 --> 00:02:46,659 Moldar-skin hats are the best hats. 64 00:02:46,660 --> 00:02:49,279 Moldar skin... try and rip it. 65 00:02:49,280 --> 00:02:51,546 You cannot. 66 00:02:53,507 --> 00:02:54,889 The processor is coming. 67 00:02:54,890 --> 00:02:57,844 Try not to be distracted by her pretty face. 68 00:02:57,845 --> 00:03:01,800 Pubescent aliens hang holograms of Blue Avians above their bed. 69 00:03:02,710 --> 00:03:04,392 I did. 70 00:03:07,521 --> 00:03:09,930 Oh. 71 00:03:11,024 --> 00:03:13,317 You are a bird. 72 00:03:13,318 --> 00:03:16,237 No, no! Damn it! 73 00:03:16,238 --> 00:03:18,781 Stupid portal. 74 00:03:18,782 --> 00:03:20,479 Sucks... I-I'm supposed to appear 75 00:03:20,480 --> 00:03:22,459 as the life forms of my destination. 76 00:03:22,460 --> 00:03:25,037 Now I'm breaking galactic law. Great. 77 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:27,319 You do not need to appear as a human. 78 00:03:27,320 --> 00:03:29,879 You are perfect the way you are. 79 00:03:29,880 --> 00:03:31,799 Thanks, but this thing has been touchy 80 00:03:31,800 --> 00:03:33,859 ever since some idiot from probate 81 00:03:33,860 --> 00:03:35,715 tried to sneak fruit through it. 82 00:03:35,716 --> 00:03:37,133 Why can't you take fruit? 83 00:03:37,134 --> 00:03:38,926 That's the question you're asking right now? 84 00:03:38,927 --> 00:03:42,420 Look, just give me the signed papers, okay? 85 00:03:42,440 --> 00:03:44,339 And then the Housing Council is going to come, 86 00:03:44,340 --> 00:03:46,519 and they're going to collect you for eviction. 87 00:03:46,520 --> 00:03:48,728 You smell woodsy. I will sign them. 88 00:03:48,729 --> 00:03:50,897 - Please, Mrs. Bird... - Oh, no. 89 00:03:50,898 --> 00:03:52,310 Don't come at me with "Mrs. Bird." 90 00:03:52,320 --> 00:03:55,443 - My Earth name is Heather. - Oh, rhymes with feather. 91 00:03:55,444 --> 00:03:58,059 Yeah. It does. 92 00:03:58,060 --> 00:04:00,281 Wish someone had told me that when I picked it. 93 00:04:00,282 --> 00:04:03,959 Heather, Harry is here to save our planet. 94 00:04:03,960 --> 00:04:06,740 So, if you could just look the other way on this one... 95 00:04:07,560 --> 00:04:09,832 You know I get paid by the job, right? 96 00:04:09,833 --> 00:04:11,540 And how would I know that? 97 00:04:12,200 --> 00:04:14,499 Well, look, if you want the papers, 98 00:04:14,500 --> 00:04:15,940 they're over there on the floor. 99 00:04:16,600 --> 00:04:18,341 Okay. 100 00:04:18,342 --> 00:04:20,140 Don't worry, I'll grab them. 101 00:04:20,600 --> 00:04:23,930 I'll just pick them off the floor like a friggin' pigeon. 102 00:04:25,933 --> 00:04:28,000 Oh, no, no, no! 103 00:04:28,020 --> 00:04:30,079 - Oh, no! - Oh. 104 00:04:30,080 --> 00:04:32,140 - Terrible news. - No! 105 00:04:32,150 --> 00:04:34,919 Yeah, I can tell you two are really, really upset about it, 106 00:04:34,920 --> 00:04:37,599 but this sucks for me, okay? 107 00:04:37,600 --> 00:04:39,987 Because now I have to call the repair guy, 108 00:04:39,988 --> 00:04:41,439 and he's going to take forever. 109 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,959 And then he's going to have to order parts, 110 00:04:43,960 --> 00:04:45,029 which will take forever. 111 00:04:45,030 --> 00:04:49,259 And so, basically, I'm stuck on the shittiest planet 112 00:04:49,260 --> 00:04:50,665 in the galaxy. 113 00:04:50,666 --> 00:04:51,679 No offense... 114 00:04:51,680 --> 00:04:54,719 I see your mouths are agape at me saying "shittiest planet." 115 00:04:54,720 --> 00:04:55,837 Sorry. 116 00:04:55,838 --> 00:04:58,047 I need to use the bathroom. 117 00:04:58,048 --> 00:05:00,216 Uh, do we put down a newspaper or something? 118 00:05:00,217 --> 00:05:01,843 It's to change, you dick. 119 00:05:01,844 --> 00:05:04,880 It is down the hall on your right. 120 00:05:06,515 --> 00:05:08,220 I hope I put the seat down. 121 00:05:08,230 --> 00:05:10,099 I just saved the world with a banana. 122 00:05:10,100 --> 00:05:11,936 - How was your day? - Yeah, you did. 123 00:05:11,937 --> 00:05:13,430 It was the best one. 124 00:05:14,650 --> 00:05:16,691 It was the perfect amount of ripe. 125 00:05:16,692 --> 00:05:18,234 So, question... 126 00:05:18,235 --> 00:05:22,219 um, can any of you recommend a hotel around here? 127 00:05:22,220 --> 00:05:25,867 Something mid-range, preferably where you can earn miles? 128 00:05:25,868 --> 00:05:28,620 Huh. I see Heather now. 129 00:05:35,900 --> 00:05:37,659 Hey. 130 00:05:37,660 --> 00:05:39,964 - You're up early. - Yeah. 131 00:05:39,965 --> 00:05:41,619 Still can't sleep. 132 00:05:41,620 --> 00:05:43,329 Up half the night feeling terrified, 133 00:05:43,330 --> 00:05:45,199 - and I don't know why. - Oh. 134 00:05:45,200 --> 00:05:49,015 But I was thinking, sometimes you're stressed. 135 00:05:49,016 --> 00:05:50,039 All the time. 136 00:05:50,040 --> 00:05:51,726 - A lot of the time. - Every day. 137 00:05:51,727 --> 00:05:53,603 But not when you're making candles... 138 00:05:53,604 --> 00:05:55,563 because you have a creative outlet. 139 00:05:55,564 --> 00:05:58,519 And I haven't picked up my sketchbook in a while, I know, 140 00:05:58,520 --> 00:06:01,694 but I think I'm going to do a children's book. 141 00:06:01,695 --> 00:06:02,859 Oh, that's a great idea. 142 00:06:02,860 --> 00:06:04,159 You know, when I was a kid, 143 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:08,451 I always wanted a book with a baby elephant and a monkey. 144 00:06:08,452 --> 00:06:10,320 - Oh, that's sweet. - Yeah. 145 00:06:10,330 --> 00:06:12,879 - This isn't that. - Got it. 146 00:06:12,880 --> 00:06:14,040 Well, can I see? 147 00:06:14,041 --> 00:06:17,330 Eh... I-I think I'd rather just wait till it's finished. 148 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:21,005 Okay. Say no more. 149 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,449 Mm-hmm. 150 00:06:22,450 --> 00:06:25,468 But if there is a baby elephant... 151 00:06:25,469 --> 00:06:28,590 - There's not. - Two words... sailor's cap. 152 00:06:29,723 --> 00:06:31,432 Think about it. 153 00:06:31,433 --> 00:06:34,919 Now, why would a well-respected military chemist 154 00:06:34,920 --> 00:06:36,219 end up living way out here 155 00:06:36,220 --> 00:06:38,579 like some kind of creepy-ass fairy-tale witch? 156 00:06:38,580 --> 00:06:41,419 They say she kind of lost it after she saw her husband die 157 00:06:41,420 --> 00:06:43,699 - in a lab accident. - A lab accident? 158 00:06:43,700 --> 00:06:45,899 You saying we could be facing a super villain? 159 00:06:45,900 --> 00:06:47,979 Um, no, I was not. 160 00:06:47,980 --> 00:06:50,499 Okay, 'cause I can't be facing a super villain, 161 00:06:50,500 --> 00:06:51,639 not while I'm trying to figure out 162 00:06:51,640 --> 00:06:53,199 what happened to my best deputy. 163 00:06:53,200 --> 00:06:54,699 Now, tell me again what you saw 164 00:06:54,700 --> 00:06:57,500 when you went by Joseph's house, exactly. 165 00:06:57,501 --> 00:07:01,149 Okay, we're definitely going to get back to the best-deputy part. 166 00:07:01,150 --> 00:07:03,279 I told you, it was empty. 167 00:07:03,280 --> 00:07:04,423 He's gone. 168 00:07:04,424 --> 00:07:06,139 Isn't that suspicious? 169 00:07:06,140 --> 00:07:08,177 He's army recon. He wouldn't just quit. 170 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:10,799 What's even more suspicious is, 171 00:07:10,800 --> 00:07:12,619 right when we're looking for another deputy, 172 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:14,600 the perfect candidate just shows up. 173 00:07:14,601 --> 00:07:16,102 That's how it works for handsome people. 174 00:07:16,103 --> 00:07:17,149 Happens to me all the time. 175 00:07:17,150 --> 00:07:20,147 Every job I ever got didn't even exist until I wanted it. 176 00:07:20,148 --> 00:07:23,479 The job of sheriff existed before you had it, sir. 177 00:07:23,480 --> 00:07:25,899 Yeah, but it was the day I said to myself, 178 00:07:25,900 --> 00:07:27,339 it'd be nice to be sheriff, 179 00:07:27,340 --> 00:07:28,979 that old Sheriff Hawthorne up and died. 180 00:07:28,980 --> 00:07:31,139 Now, did I kill him? Maybe. 181 00:07:31,140 --> 00:07:35,049 Luckily, you can't be arrested for your thoughts... yet. 182 00:07:35,050 --> 00:07:36,480 But I'm working on it. 183 00:07:37,165 --> 00:07:39,960 What if we fake Harry's death? 184 00:07:40,760 --> 00:07:42,837 Can't get evicted if you're dead. 185 00:07:42,838 --> 00:07:45,673 I have no choice but to leave Earth. 186 00:07:45,674 --> 00:07:47,883 We have been brainstorming all morning. 187 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,800 The storm has stopped, and now there is just mud. 188 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,724 Hey, guys. Asta, I'm going to see you at Drew's party tomorrow? 189 00:07:54,725 --> 00:07:56,183 Yes. Of course I'll be there. 190 00:07:56,184 --> 00:08:01,022 Is that a pie? I need it for my trip. 191 00:08:01,023 --> 00:08:02,959 It is a pie, but it's not for you. 192 00:08:02,960 --> 00:08:05,159 - It's for my paralegal. - Oh. 193 00:08:05,160 --> 00:08:08,279 Hey, hypothetically, say your friend was getting evicted... 194 00:08:08,280 --> 00:08:09,989 Is this the same friend as last time? 195 00:08:09,990 --> 00:08:12,240 By the way, you still owe me $200. 196 00:08:12,250 --> 00:08:14,459 Uh, without names, 197 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:18,039 say you wanted to stop the hypothetical eviction. 198 00:08:18,040 --> 00:08:19,957 My first piece of legal advice would be 199 00:08:19,958 --> 00:08:21,542 not to co-sign a lease with this one. 200 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:23,419 - Okay. I just... Can we... - Noted. 201 00:08:23,420 --> 00:08:25,921 But for your other friend, I would say maybe just wait it out 202 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,360 or possibly countersue. 203 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:30,300 What are you doing? 204 00:08:31,900 --> 00:08:33,720 It was like that. 205 00:08:35,348 --> 00:08:36,515 You're countersuing? 206 00:08:37,601 --> 00:08:40,102 Do you even realize how much paperwork that is? 207 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:44,023 Guess I can say goodbye to my timeshare on Lesser Antares. 208 00:08:44,024 --> 00:08:45,859 Oh, I am sorry. 209 00:08:45,860 --> 00:08:49,030 - Lesser Antares is very pretty. - Yeah. 210 00:08:49,040 --> 00:08:51,197 I have Moldar-skin pants from there. 211 00:08:51,198 --> 00:08:52,440 Me too. 212 00:08:53,900 --> 00:08:55,239 They're so durable. 213 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:56,786 You ever try ripping them in half? 214 00:08:56,787 --> 00:08:58,287 ♪ You cannot ♪ 215 00:09:01,666 --> 00:09:04,710 Hey, no one's ever taken on the Housing Council before. 216 00:09:04,711 --> 00:09:05,719 What's going on with you? 217 00:09:05,720 --> 00:09:07,420 You some kind of bad boy or something? 218 00:09:08,490 --> 00:09:10,049 Yep, I'm a bad boy. 219 00:09:13,520 --> 00:09:15,149 Oh. 220 00:09:15,150 --> 00:09:17,098 I don't care about it. 221 00:09:17,099 --> 00:09:19,433 I'm not even a real doctor. 222 00:09:19,434 --> 00:09:21,393 Ooh, that is bad. 223 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,853 I killed a man. 224 00:09:22,854 --> 00:09:24,100 You what? 225 00:09:25,090 --> 00:09:26,230 He was evil. 226 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:30,486 I saw him kick a seagull. 227 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:32,822 - Oh. - And stole its French fry. 228 00:09:32,823 --> 00:09:33,940 Uh-uh. 229 00:09:33,950 --> 00:09:35,282 So I killed him. 230 00:09:37,740 --> 00:09:40,037 It's nice to talk to a-another alien. 231 00:09:40,038 --> 00:09:44,939 If you are going to be in Patience for a while, 232 00:09:44,940 --> 00:09:46,660 maybe I could show you around town. 233 00:09:47,712 --> 00:09:50,256 - We have a pizza place! - I don't like pizza. 234 00:09:50,257 --> 00:09:53,134 Oh, I hate pizza. We are the same. 235 00:09:53,135 --> 00:09:56,059 Thanks, but I think I'm just going to head back to the hotel. 236 00:09:56,060 --> 00:09:58,722 My back has been killing me for some reason. 237 00:09:58,723 --> 00:10:02,409 It is the human bed... so primitive. 238 00:10:02,410 --> 00:10:04,478 I miss my Trixian saliva bed. 239 00:10:04,479 --> 00:10:06,379 Wait, you're kidding me? 240 00:10:06,380 --> 00:10:08,149 I didn't know you could still get those. 241 00:10:08,150 --> 00:10:09,700 Bad boys can. 242 00:10:12,362 --> 00:10:14,780 I could look at you in the exam room, help your back. 243 00:10:14,781 --> 00:10:17,074 We could talk about spit blankets. 244 00:10:17,075 --> 00:10:19,240 Okay. 245 00:10:23,260 --> 00:10:27,084 Nurse, uh, make Heather more comfortable. 246 00:10:27,085 --> 00:10:29,962 Get... get... get a blanket and spit on it. 247 00:10:29,963 --> 00:10:32,750 I will get her a blanket, but I am not doing that. 248 00:10:37,660 --> 00:10:41,932 I am sorry for the primitive nature of Earth medicine. 249 00:10:41,933 --> 00:10:44,810 This is how they listen to your heart. 250 00:10:44,811 --> 00:10:48,959 Why not get two soup cans and connect them with string? 251 00:10:48,960 --> 00:10:50,729 Oh. 252 00:10:50,730 --> 00:10:54,570 Oh, uh... I can hear that you are dying. 253 00:11:07,610 --> 00:11:09,960 Uh, please remove your jacket. 254 00:11:20,639 --> 00:11:21,939 Everything okay back there? 255 00:11:21,940 --> 00:11:23,929 Is she electric? 256 00:11:23,930 --> 00:11:26,319 I am buzzing, and my knees are melting. 257 00:11:28,420 --> 00:11:29,769 I fell. 258 00:11:29,770 --> 00:11:32,299 I was... Something bit me. 259 00:11:32,300 --> 00:11:34,777 Oh. Sorry. It's probably a mite. 260 00:11:34,778 --> 00:11:37,079 Or as you might say it... 261 00:11:43,662 --> 00:11:44,859 You speak... 262 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:49,833 Yeah, of course I do. 263 00:11:49,834 --> 00:11:53,254 It's one of the most beautiful languages in the universe. 264 00:11:53,255 --> 00:11:55,339 She is perfect in every way. 265 00:11:55,340 --> 00:11:57,799 I have a strange desire to smell her. 266 00:11:57,800 --> 00:11:58,926 That would be weird. 267 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:00,919 I bet she smells like a feather pillow 268 00:12:00,920 --> 00:12:02,510 locked in a hot car. 269 00:12:06,351 --> 00:12:08,102 Can I talk to you for a minute? 270 00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,480 Me? 271 00:12:12,065 --> 00:12:13,691 All right. 272 00:12:13,692 --> 00:12:16,199 This... this is for you. 273 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:21,448 Thank you. 274 00:12:21,449 --> 00:12:22,450 Oh. 275 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:26,787 What the hell were you doing? 276 00:12:26,788 --> 00:12:30,290 I don't know. My knees are weak, and my palms are sweating. 277 00:12:31,459 --> 00:12:32,700 I know what this is. 278 00:12:33,800 --> 00:12:36,309 I have seen this in human movies. 279 00:12:36,310 --> 00:12:37,840 I am in love. 280 00:12:38,570 --> 00:12:40,843 What? No, you just met her. 281 00:12:40,844 --> 00:12:43,220 I love... I love her. 282 00:12:43,221 --> 00:12:45,079 - Shh. - I cannot help it. 283 00:12:45,080 --> 00:12:47,599 I feel l-love for her. 284 00:12:47,600 --> 00:12:50,311 It's... it's like how I feel love for you, Asta, 285 00:12:50,312 --> 00:12:51,320 but it is different. 286 00:12:51,330 --> 00:12:54,239 It is not just in my head or in my heart, 287 00:12:54,240 --> 00:12:55,899 but it is in my pants. 288 00:12:55,900 --> 00:12:57,318 Oh. 289 00:12:57,319 --> 00:12:59,119 Is that why they call it "in love" 290 00:12:59,120 --> 00:13:01,363 because it is in your pants? 291 00:13:01,364 --> 00:13:04,033 Harry? You coming back? 292 00:13:04,034 --> 00:13:05,701 My legs. 293 00:13:05,702 --> 00:13:07,730 Okay. 294 00:13:23,130 --> 00:13:25,770 - Dr. Beasley? - Who are you? 295 00:13:25,780 --> 00:13:28,390 We want to talk to you about the alien tracker, Peter Bach. 296 00:13:29,350 --> 00:13:31,110 Peter Bach is dead. 297 00:13:33,430 --> 00:13:35,050 We know that. 298 00:13:35,070 --> 00:13:37,190 We believe he was murdered. 299 00:13:41,250 --> 00:13:43,530 I miss her. 300 00:13:43,550 --> 00:13:45,870 Do... do you think she misses me? 301 00:13:45,880 --> 00:13:48,790 I-I-I realize that your first crush is... 302 00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:50,710 ... uh, everything. 303 00:13:50,720 --> 00:13:53,370 But... but we are trying to save the world, 304 00:13:53,390 --> 00:13:55,090 you and me, you know? 305 00:13:55,100 --> 00:13:58,338 A-and you can't be distracted by a relationship right now. 306 00:13:58,350 --> 00:14:00,030 My heart... 307 00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,380 It sweats. 308 00:14:03,390 --> 00:14:04,400 Huh? 309 00:14:04,410 --> 00:14:08,520 What heat remains in my chest. 310 00:14:08,530 --> 00:14:10,270 And poetry. 311 00:14:10,280 --> 00:14:13,940 You are a light in the blackout. 312 00:14:13,950 --> 00:14:15,150 Oh, boy. 313 00:14:15,160 --> 00:14:18,110 I'd like to touch you where the eggs pop out. 314 00:14:18,120 --> 00:14:19,660 Yeah. 315 00:14:19,670 --> 00:14:23,490 It's titled "Bird Boner." 316 00:14:27,130 --> 00:14:28,200 Why don't you take a seat? 317 00:14:29,620 --> 00:14:31,600 Standing there, it's making me uncomfortable. 318 00:14:38,060 --> 00:14:41,256 We're here because we found your fingerprints in Peter's van. 319 00:14:41,270 --> 00:14:43,510 You have the van? Where is it? 320 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,301 Why is the van important? 321 00:14:45,310 --> 00:14:48,210 It... it doesn't matter. You won't believe me. 322 00:14:48,230 --> 00:14:49,469 And if you do, they'll get to you, 323 00:14:49,470 --> 00:14:50,974 and they will tell you that I'm crazy. 324 00:14:50,975 --> 00:14:52,559 But I know what I saw, 325 00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,819 and I know what happened to my husband, 326 00:14:53,820 --> 00:14:55,420 and it wasn't a goddamn gas leak, 327 00:14:55,430 --> 00:14:57,640 and it wasn't made by humans. 328 00:14:59,940 --> 00:15:01,230 I see you. 329 00:15:02,300 --> 00:15:04,770 You think that I don't know that look? 330 00:15:04,780 --> 00:15:06,220 You need to leave. 331 00:15:08,080 --> 00:15:11,610 Um, I saw a UFO... 332 00:15:12,460 --> 00:15:13,780 when I was a kid. 333 00:15:13,790 --> 00:15:16,320 Everyone said I made it up for attention. 334 00:15:16,340 --> 00:15:20,280 And Peter was the only one who has ever believed me. 335 00:15:20,290 --> 00:15:24,210 I need to find out what happened, please. 336 00:15:24,220 --> 00:15:27,010 Peter trusted me. So can you. 337 00:15:29,500 --> 00:15:32,560 - Do you have the key? - The van key? 338 00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,760 I got it right here. 339 00:15:36,390 --> 00:15:37,860 If Peter trusted you, 340 00:15:37,880 --> 00:15:39,260 he would have given you the key. 341 00:15:41,650 --> 00:15:43,140 Get out. 342 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:03,010 Let me guess... still filling out your college application? 343 00:16:03,020 --> 00:16:06,000 These essays are stupid. 344 00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:07,199 Look, I don't even want to go, 345 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:09,960 but my mom thinks college will give me options, so... 346 00:16:09,970 --> 00:16:11,760 Ah, options are good. I didn't have many. 347 00:16:11,780 --> 00:16:14,090 I ended up living with my dad till my 30s. 348 00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:16,970 Yeah. And that's why I'm still single. 349 00:16:19,260 --> 00:16:22,439 "How has your family history shaped your life?" 350 00:16:22,440 --> 00:16:23,950 That's fun. 351 00:16:23,960 --> 00:16:25,480 I'm adopted. 352 00:16:26,040 --> 00:16:27,800 Hmm. 353 00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,650 - Right. - Yeah. And so are you. 354 00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,040 So I don't know my family 355 00:16:32,050 --> 00:16:33,299 because you don't know your family. 356 00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:36,140 So, apparently, only people with enormous family trees 357 00:16:36,160 --> 00:16:37,410 get to go to college. 358 00:16:37,420 --> 00:16:38,940 The system is corrupt. 359 00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:42,700 - I can't be a part of it. - You're a part of our family. 360 00:16:43,720 --> 00:16:46,260 Yeah, but I'm not, like, a blood relative. 361 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:49,920 So it's... it's not really the same thing. 362 00:16:51,840 --> 00:16:53,500 Have you taken her to the rez yet? 363 00:16:53,510 --> 00:16:54,920 Not yet. 364 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,139 It's settled. 365 00:16:57,140 --> 00:16:58,920 You're coming to Drew's party. 366 00:16:58,940 --> 00:17:00,760 Time to meet your whole family. 367 00:17:01,600 --> 00:17:02,800 You wanted a family tree, 368 00:17:02,820 --> 00:17:05,480 you got yourself a whole forest. 369 00:17:05,490 --> 00:17:07,430 This model of the Yellowstone caldera 370 00:17:07,440 --> 00:17:09,820 will help me figure out the Greys' plan. 371 00:17:09,830 --> 00:17:12,540 I have to present my findings to the general tomorrow, 372 00:17:12,560 --> 00:17:13,820 and I still do not know 373 00:17:13,830 --> 00:17:16,860 why the Greys want to blow up the super volcano. 374 00:17:16,870 --> 00:17:20,081 If I can find the answer, I bet it will impress Heather. 375 00:17:20,082 --> 00:17:22,480 I wonder if her feathers are soft. 376 00:17:23,090 --> 00:17:26,080 Oh, shit, I did it again! 377 00:17:27,260 --> 00:17:29,200 This is what Asta was talking about. 378 00:17:29,220 --> 00:17:31,960 Even thinking about her is interrupting my work. 379 00:17:31,980 --> 00:17:35,260 Maybe if I call Heather and hear her voice, it will help, 380 00:17:35,280 --> 00:17:38,000 like when I am hungry and eat just one potato chip. 381 00:17:38,020 --> 00:17:40,090 Yeah. 382 00:17:42,910 --> 00:17:44,000 Hello, Harry. 383 00:17:49,440 --> 00:17:50,600 Aah! 384 00:17:53,350 --> 00:17:55,340 Nope, nope, nope. 385 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:02,990 Uh, Dr. Harry Vanderspeigle speaking. 386 00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:05,160 It's Heather. You just called me. 387 00:18:05,170 --> 00:18:07,180 Nope. Nope, I'm... 388 00:18:07,200 --> 00:18:08,660 You called me. 389 00:18:08,670 --> 00:18:10,300 Because you called me. 390 00:18:11,440 --> 00:18:14,090 It's fine. I was going to call you anyway. 391 00:18:14,100 --> 00:18:15,680 You were? 392 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:17,980 I mean... 393 00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:19,010 What about? 394 00:18:19,020 --> 00:18:22,630 I found this hole with a little bump in it on my stomach, 395 00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:24,850 and I've never been nude in human form 396 00:18:24,860 --> 00:18:26,040 long enough to notice it. 397 00:18:26,060 --> 00:18:27,560 What is it for? 398 00:18:28,220 --> 00:18:30,980 The reason is gross. I threw up when I found out. 399 00:18:32,220 --> 00:18:35,600 Humans grow babies inside of their bodies. 400 00:18:35,610 --> 00:18:36,780 Oh. 401 00:18:36,790 --> 00:18:38,659 And then they come out of that bump? 402 00:18:38,660 --> 00:18:42,660 No. Although, the reality is not much better. 403 00:18:43,360 --> 00:18:44,900 Okay. I'm going to hang up. 404 00:18:44,920 --> 00:18:47,580 I want to go back to exploring every single inch of my body. 405 00:18:47,590 --> 00:18:50,540 I will never be able to work again. 406 00:18:50,560 --> 00:18:52,200 My knees. 407 00:19:07,530 --> 00:19:09,020 Elliot, hi. 408 00:19:09,030 --> 00:19:10,680 Hi. 409 00:19:10,690 --> 00:19:12,350 Laundry day. 410 00:19:12,370 --> 00:19:14,270 Fun times, yeah. 411 00:19:14,280 --> 00:19:16,850 - Uh, how are you doing? - I'm good. 412 00:19:16,860 --> 00:19:18,460 It's good to see you. 413 00:19:18,470 --> 00:19:19,650 Hi. 414 00:19:21,410 --> 00:19:22,620 This is Natalie. 415 00:19:22,640 --> 00:19:24,413 Natalie, this is D'Arcy. 416 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:28,459 - Hey. - Oh, you're D'Arcy. Hi. 417 00:19:29,480 --> 00:19:33,004 Oh, you're Natalie. Of course. 418 00:19:41,200 --> 00:19:43,540 - How have you been? - Oh, I've been great. 419 00:19:43,560 --> 00:19:44,808 So good. 420 00:19:44,809 --> 00:19:46,840 Yeah, I've been doing stuff, big stuff. 421 00:19:46,860 --> 00:19:50,480 This morning I had a crazy thing happen... before laundry... 422 00:19:50,481 --> 00:19:53,310 where I did this huge thing. 423 00:19:53,320 --> 00:19:56,840 I can't tell you what it is, but pretty major. 424 00:19:56,850 --> 00:19:59,698 Um, kind of top secret, but... 425 00:19:59,699 --> 00:20:02,993 I'd say, without me, the world would be over. 426 00:20:02,994 --> 00:20:04,786 Lots of people saved. 427 00:20:04,787 --> 00:20:06,120 Banana was involved. 428 00:20:07,582 --> 00:20:09,050 Okay, well, it was nice meeting you, 429 00:20:09,060 --> 00:20:11,878 - but we should probably go. - Yeah, I got to go too. 430 00:20:15,480 --> 00:20:16,924 Got to fold this stuff, so... 431 00:20:28,060 --> 00:20:30,160 Therefore, the Greys will harness 432 00:20:30,180 --> 00:20:33,857 the intense natural power of the caldera... 433 00:20:33,858 --> 00:20:37,194 not unlike the intense natural power of love. 434 00:20:37,195 --> 00:20:39,850 Oh, so intense and strong, 435 00:20:39,860 --> 00:20:43,570 and you can't let it get away... 436 00:20:43,580 --> 00:20:46,880 just like you cannot let the... the Greys get away 437 00:20:46,900 --> 00:20:49,915 with setting off a super... super volcano 438 00:20:49,916 --> 00:20:55,990 and destroying, uh, all humanity on Earth. 439 00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:57,924 Boom. 440 00:20:59,675 --> 00:21:01,619 How does an alien species dig an underground cavern 441 00:21:01,620 --> 00:21:03,420 in the middle of a national park for 80 years 442 00:21:03,440 --> 00:21:05,347 and we don't know about it? 443 00:21:05,348 --> 00:21:06,766 I can take that one. 444 00:21:07,560 --> 00:21:09,184 Humans are stupid. 445 00:21:09,185 --> 00:21:11,853 How do we know this alien isn't working with the other aliens? 446 00:21:11,854 --> 00:21:14,815 How do I know this general isn't working with the other generals? 447 00:21:14,816 --> 00:21:16,566 I am working with the other generals. 448 00:21:16,567 --> 00:21:18,380 - He admits it! - Stop. 449 00:21:19,640 --> 00:21:22,572 He's one of the most intelligent beings on this planet. 450 00:21:22,573 --> 00:21:24,783 We need his help to find a solution 451 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:28,703 to what might be the biggest problem humans will ever face. 452 00:21:28,704 --> 00:21:32,833 That problem is, how do you get them to love you back? 453 00:21:32,834 --> 00:21:34,835 Let's toss that around. There's no wrong answers. 454 00:21:34,836 --> 00:21:39,381 I was talking about the swarm of Grey hybrids at Yellowstone. 455 00:21:39,382 --> 00:21:41,140 Oh, okay. 456 00:21:41,160 --> 00:21:43,218 We'll do the love thing next. 457 00:21:43,219 --> 00:21:44,259 I recommend full assault... 458 00:21:44,260 --> 00:21:47,138 shockwave tasers, mass electrocution. 459 00:21:47,139 --> 00:21:49,016 Oh, that's a terrible idea. 460 00:21:49,900 --> 00:21:51,640 If you attack the hybrids, 461 00:21:51,660 --> 00:21:53,820 then the Greys will just freeze your soldiers 462 00:21:53,840 --> 00:21:55,146 and kill them all. 463 00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,439 You can't sit and do nothing. 464 00:21:56,440 --> 00:21:58,066 Because love will go away. 465 00:21:58,067 --> 00:22:01,194 Thank you. That is one vote for saying "I love you." 466 00:22:01,195 --> 00:22:03,238 He was talking about the Greys. 467 00:22:03,239 --> 00:22:05,866 Oh, I need time to figure out the plan. 468 00:22:05,867 --> 00:22:07,201 You have one week. 469 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,744 Then we're moving in. 470 00:22:14,917 --> 00:22:17,160 Hey! 471 00:22:17,180 --> 00:22:19,212 - Mark, Dan. - Hey. 472 00:22:19,213 --> 00:22:20,980 - Asta. - Hi. 473 00:22:20,990 --> 00:22:23,049 - And Jay, right? - Yeah. 474 00:22:23,050 --> 00:22:25,260 Jay, these are all your relations. 475 00:22:25,261 --> 00:22:26,595 This is your second cousin, 476 00:22:26,596 --> 00:22:27,979 - Sampson and Will. - Good to meet you. 477 00:22:27,980 --> 00:22:29,806 - Hi. - Your cousin Peter. 478 00:22:29,807 --> 00:22:32,100 - Kayla's sister Rachel. - Hi. 479 00:22:32,101 --> 00:22:33,727 - Auntie Mena. - Hi. 480 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:37,063 Auntie Louise and Grandma Ruth. 481 00:22:37,064 --> 00:22:39,524 And the happy couple, Drew and Manuel. 482 00:22:39,525 --> 00:22:40,734 - Hi. - Hi. 483 00:22:40,735 --> 00:22:43,570 Thanks. It's really nice to meet all of you. 484 00:22:43,580 --> 00:22:46,230 I think I might need to go over the names once or twice. 485 00:22:46,240 --> 00:22:50,076 My girl, let's go get you some buffalo stew. 486 00:22:50,077 --> 00:22:52,621 - Oh, yeah. - Yeah. 487 00:22:56,410 --> 00:22:58,919 Oh, so handsome. 488 00:22:58,920 --> 00:23:01,880 - Thank you. - Look at this... nice bling. 489 00:23:01,881 --> 00:23:04,670 Don't be jealous just because you don't got a medallion yet. 490 00:23:04,680 --> 00:23:06,968 Wait, what about, um, your short king, Harry? 491 00:23:06,969 --> 00:23:09,500 - Where's your boyfriend Harry? - Stop. No. 492 00:23:09,520 --> 00:23:11,765 - Stop it. Oh, hey. Hey. - Where's boyfriend Harry? 493 00:23:11,766 --> 00:23:13,280 _ 494 00:23:14,100 --> 00:23:15,740 I heard it was a tractor. 495 00:23:15,760 --> 00:23:17,896 Nuh-uh. I heard it was a helicopter. 496 00:23:17,897 --> 00:23:19,860 Dewey said it was a monster truck. 497 00:23:19,880 --> 00:23:21,232 What are we talking about? 498 00:23:21,233 --> 00:23:24,611 Trying to guess what Liv and that sheriff have hidden on the rez. 499 00:23:24,612 --> 00:23:25,737 What? 500 00:23:25,738 --> 00:23:28,080 They're all wrong. It's a van. 501 00:23:28,100 --> 00:23:29,658 They're trying to get fingerprints. 502 00:23:29,659 --> 00:23:32,280 Interesting, a van. 503 00:23:33,900 --> 00:23:35,413 Where exactly? 504 00:23:36,900 --> 00:23:39,542 You saw Dr. Beasley when you mentioned the van? 505 00:23:39,543 --> 00:23:40,640 We might not have the key, 506 00:23:40,650 --> 00:23:43,440 but there has to be something we missed... 507 00:23:43,460 --> 00:23:44,674 like a keyhole? 508 00:23:45,180 --> 00:23:47,175 I may not trust the forest doctor, 509 00:23:47,176 --> 00:23:49,080 but I do trust your instincts, Deputy, 510 00:23:49,100 --> 00:23:51,847 and something's definitely off with this van. 511 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:53,682 What do you see? 512 00:23:53,683 --> 00:23:55,480 Well, this is a 255-horsepower, 513 00:23:55,490 --> 00:23:58,770 5.4-liter V-8 E350 cargo van, right? 514 00:23:58,771 --> 00:24:01,398 My buddy Roger, he's got this exact model. 515 00:24:01,399 --> 00:24:05,890 Everything in here is standard except for this flooring. 516 00:24:05,900 --> 00:24:09,614 See, this is aftermarket black PVC thermoplastic lining, right? 517 00:24:09,615 --> 00:24:12,240 Now, I think we need to get this lining out. 518 00:24:12,260 --> 00:24:13,868 We gonna find what we're looking for. 519 00:24:13,869 --> 00:24:15,829 So I'm going to need a few things. I'm going to need a crowbar. 520 00:24:15,830 --> 00:24:17,800 We need a half gallon of muriatic acid. 521 00:24:17,820 --> 00:24:21,120 I'm going to need, like, nine strips of firecrackers, 522 00:24:21,160 --> 00:24:22,990 the little ones, though, not the M80s. 523 00:24:23,000 --> 00:24:26,050 Although I will need 16 of those. 524 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:27,299 Found it. 525 00:24:29,510 --> 00:24:32,762 Well, well, well, we got ourselves a keyhole. 526 00:24:32,763 --> 00:24:33,805 Huh. 527 00:24:33,806 --> 00:24:36,870 Once again, I have followed your instincts 528 00:24:36,890 --> 00:24:38,435 and led us to victory. 529 00:24:38,436 --> 00:24:39,940 Okay. 530 00:24:39,960 --> 00:24:41,355 Mm. 531 00:24:44,860 --> 00:24:46,100 If I have learned one thing 532 00:24:46,120 --> 00:24:47,420 from meeting with the generals, 533 00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,670 it is that mating is like war. 534 00:24:49,680 --> 00:24:51,531 You cannot sit around and wait. 535 00:24:51,532 --> 00:24:53,074 You have to take action. 536 00:24:53,075 --> 00:24:54,617 Do it. 537 00:24:54,618 --> 00:24:55,953 She's the one in the jacket. 538 00:24:58,956 --> 00:25:00,940 I think I know which one she is. 539 00:25:03,544 --> 00:25:05,670 Oh, God, wait, I changed my mind. 540 00:25:10,430 --> 00:25:14,095 What did she say? She's looking over here. 541 00:25:16,750 --> 00:25:18,750 "Are there any doctors in town 542 00:25:18,760 --> 00:25:20,393 "you like more than a friend? 543 00:25:20,394 --> 00:25:22,312 Circle yes, no, maybe." 544 00:25:22,313 --> 00:25:24,249 Did she say anything? You got to tell me everything. 545 00:25:24,250 --> 00:25:27,442 Oh, she's com... she's coming. Go, go, go. 546 00:25:29,780 --> 00:25:30,946 Harry, hey. 547 00:25:33,324 --> 00:25:35,575 Um, I'm really flattered. 548 00:25:35,576 --> 00:25:37,035 It worked. 549 00:25:37,036 --> 00:25:40,410 But, uh, you can't have feelings for me. 550 00:25:40,420 --> 00:25:42,499 Your species has no emotions. 551 00:25:42,500 --> 00:25:45,335 I do. I-it's the human in me. 552 00:25:45,336 --> 00:25:47,087 You ate a human? 553 00:25:47,088 --> 00:25:48,798 No. 554 00:25:50,049 --> 00:25:52,217 I mean, the DNA. 555 00:25:52,218 --> 00:25:53,620 Got it. 556 00:25:53,640 --> 00:25:56,346 Because I was going to ask you how they, you know... 557 00:25:56,347 --> 00:25:58,014 - Taste? - Mm-hmm. 558 00:25:58,015 --> 00:25:59,307 I don't know. 559 00:26:01,120 --> 00:26:04,000 Probably like chick... like, uh... 560 00:26:06,107 --> 00:26:08,149 - You were going to say "chicken" just now. - I wasn't, no. 561 00:26:08,150 --> 00:26:09,442 Uh, you were. 562 00:26:09,443 --> 00:26:12,363 I was going to say "ChapStick." 563 00:26:13,280 --> 00:26:19,410 It's a tasty... stick of wax. 564 00:26:19,411 --> 00:26:21,579 Oh, I know. I've eaten quite a few of them. 565 00:26:23,249 --> 00:26:24,780 Yeah. 566 00:26:24,800 --> 00:26:27,128 - You're great. - Thank you. 567 00:26:28,600 --> 00:26:33,133 Your kind is usually so cold, and you are so different. 568 00:26:33,134 --> 00:26:36,928 You're a lot... a lot different. 569 00:26:38,973 --> 00:26:43,130 It's just... I'm only hanging out here until the portal is fixed. 570 00:26:43,140 --> 00:26:47,022 So what would be the point, as they say? 571 00:26:48,315 --> 00:26:51,276 So let's just be friends. 572 00:26:54,680 --> 00:26:56,400 I understand. 573 00:26:57,720 --> 00:27:03,330 - Yes, let's just be friends. - Okay. 574 00:27:04,100 --> 00:27:05,620 So you're circling no? 575 00:27:08,980 --> 00:27:10,240 I would love to circle "yes," 576 00:27:10,260 --> 00:27:11,963 but it's not... that's not feasible. 577 00:27:13,200 --> 00:27:14,340 Right. 578 00:27:15,360 --> 00:27:16,600 Friends. 579 00:27:20,390 --> 00:27:21,620 Yeah. 580 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:27,200 That's really all I want... 581 00:27:27,220 --> 00:27:29,106 is friendship. 582 00:27:29,660 --> 00:27:31,150 Great. 583 00:27:31,660 --> 00:27:33,120 I want to die. 584 00:27:42,369 --> 00:27:44,495 Thanks for showing us so much love. 585 00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:48,100 All right, this next tune is going out to our happy couple, 586 00:27:48,110 --> 00:27:49,520 Drew and Manuel. 587 00:27:51,680 --> 00:27:52,837 Thank you. 588 00:28:04,850 --> 00:28:07,894 ♪ Long time ago, we had some dough ♪ 589 00:28:07,895 --> 00:28:10,314 ♪ Needed to unwind ♪ 590 00:28:11,580 --> 00:28:13,760 ♪ Looking for trouble, looking for fun... ♪ 591 00:28:13,780 --> 00:28:15,580 Harry, I have called you five times. 592 00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:16,986 Where are you? 593 00:28:16,987 --> 00:28:20,260 Mike and Liv have been stashing the alien tracker van on the rez. 594 00:28:20,280 --> 00:28:23,076 Who knows if there's any traces of your DNA in there? 595 00:28:24,280 --> 00:28:25,530 You need to call me back. 596 00:28:25,540 --> 00:28:27,122 Bye. 597 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,370 Don't tell Drew, but I think Grams has a new favorite. 598 00:28:31,380 --> 00:28:33,169 I always knew they'd get along. 599 00:28:36,090 --> 00:28:37,360 What? What's wrong? 600 00:28:37,380 --> 00:28:38,480 Nothing. 601 00:28:39,343 --> 00:28:41,850 Nothing. I'm... I'm so happy she's here. 602 00:28:41,860 --> 00:28:45,240 I just... I wish when I was 16, 603 00:28:45,260 --> 00:28:47,020 I could have looked ahead and seen all this, 604 00:28:47,040 --> 00:28:49,570 and then I would have known that if I had held on to her, 605 00:28:49,580 --> 00:28:51,397 everything would have been all right. 606 00:28:51,980 --> 00:28:55,340 That 16-year-old gave up the most precious thing in her life. 607 00:28:56,360 --> 00:28:58,319 I can't imagine how that must have hurt. 608 00:28:58,320 --> 00:29:01,240 But you did it because you knew with everything going on 609 00:29:01,260 --> 00:29:04,492 in your life at that time that it was the best thing for Jay. 610 00:29:04,493 --> 00:29:06,661 Right. 611 00:29:09,180 --> 00:29:10,498 Come on. 612 00:29:10,499 --> 00:29:12,600 - You want to dance? - Oh, I do. 613 00:29:21,593 --> 00:29:23,511 Hi. 614 00:29:32,380 --> 00:29:33,990 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 615 00:29:36,090 --> 00:29:38,170 ♪ My baby ♪ 616 00:29:40,270 --> 00:29:43,570 ♪ Where are you tonight? ♪ 617 00:29:47,720 --> 00:29:49,180 ♪ Hey, baby ♪ 618 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:53,082 ♪ My baby ♪ 619 00:29:53,083 --> 00:29:54,168 Oh. 620 00:29:55,360 --> 00:29:59,172 ♪ Where are you tonight? ♪ 621 00:29:59,173 --> 00:30:00,180 Oh. 622 00:30:42,040 --> 00:30:44,700 I told you not to look at that. 623 00:30:44,710 --> 00:30:46,719 Whoops, that's not my checkbook. 624 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,040 How much did you see? 625 00:30:48,820 --> 00:30:50,556 Only the scary parts. 626 00:30:50,557 --> 00:30:53,059 There are no scary parts. It's a children's book. 627 00:30:53,060 --> 00:30:54,268 Hey, what's this? 628 00:30:54,269 --> 00:30:56,020 Oh, no, Max, don't. 629 00:30:56,030 --> 00:30:57,856 Hmm. 630 00:30:59,140 --> 00:31:00,180 No. 631 00:31:06,380 --> 00:31:07,533 We have a problem. 632 00:31:08,410 --> 00:31:10,260 Anders just walked off the Darling Project. 633 00:31:10,280 --> 00:31:12,746 He said the results you want are impossible. 634 00:31:13,460 --> 00:31:14,997 Get someone else. 635 00:31:14,998 --> 00:31:18,209 There is no one else who's done this before. 636 00:31:20,240 --> 00:31:22,255 Yes, there is. 637 00:31:22,256 --> 00:31:23,700 Cobra up. 638 00:31:23,720 --> 00:31:25,190 Nice and easy. 639 00:31:25,200 --> 00:31:27,460 Head up to the sky. 640 00:31:27,480 --> 00:31:30,600 Breathe, take your time. 641 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,360 When you're ready to go down, 642 00:31:32,380 --> 00:31:34,725 push your hips up to the sky, 643 00:31:34,726 --> 00:31:37,380 strain your back, and hold the pose. 644 00:31:37,400 --> 00:31:38,604 Hi. 645 00:31:41,733 --> 00:31:43,067 I'm retired. 646 00:31:43,068 --> 00:31:44,860 You retired me. 647 00:31:44,870 --> 00:31:46,404 What if I say no? 648 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:49,180 I don't know. Let's find out. 649 00:31:49,200 --> 00:31:50,700 That would be fun. 650 00:32:02,750 --> 00:32:03,910 If we run out of magnets, 651 00:32:03,920 --> 00:32:06,424 I got some more office supplies from Amazon Prime. 652 00:32:06,425 --> 00:32:07,550 The Transformer? 653 00:32:08,780 --> 00:32:09,886 What? 654 00:32:09,887 --> 00:32:11,680 You know, Optimus Prime's wife. 655 00:32:12,970 --> 00:32:16,601 Uh, no, that's, um, not what I meant. 656 00:32:16,602 --> 00:32:19,510 Also, just curious, how would I, like, even meet a Transformer 657 00:32:19,530 --> 00:32:21,397 to get a box of magnets from them? 658 00:32:21,398 --> 00:32:23,170 Could be anyplace... the gym, 659 00:32:23,190 --> 00:32:25,401 maybe an auto-body shop. 660 00:32:25,402 --> 00:32:28,440 Hey, look, check out these schematics. 661 00:32:28,450 --> 00:32:33,100 It appears that your instincts were dead-on. 662 00:32:33,690 --> 00:32:35,050 Look at that. 663 00:32:35,070 --> 00:32:37,850 Wow. There's room for a hidden compartment 664 00:32:37,870 --> 00:32:39,415 near the cross-shaped indent. 665 00:32:39,416 --> 00:32:41,668 Now we just have to figure out how to open it. 666 00:32:43,070 --> 00:32:45,046 Damn, that's a high-quality magnet. 667 00:32:45,047 --> 00:32:47,469 Probably fit, like, three of these pictures to Fred's metal hip 668 00:32:47,470 --> 00:32:48,810 with one of these bad boys. 669 00:32:48,820 --> 00:32:50,630 Oh. 670 00:32:53,140 --> 00:32:54,870 Where did you find this magnet? 671 00:32:54,890 --> 00:32:56,807 I found it stuck to the desk. 672 00:32:56,808 --> 00:32:57,934 What desk? 673 00:33:01,890 --> 00:33:03,010 Wait, what's that? 674 00:33:06,276 --> 00:33:07,410 Bingo. 675 00:33:12,824 --> 00:33:14,909 What's he doing? 676 00:33:17,690 --> 00:33:20,110 He just put that phone in his pocket. 677 00:33:20,130 --> 00:33:22,030 He's reading Robert's diary. 678 00:33:22,050 --> 00:33:23,500 Is there anything important in that? 679 00:33:23,510 --> 00:33:25,337 The therapist's name. 680 00:33:26,590 --> 00:33:29,010 Sheriff, the therapist died 681 00:33:29,030 --> 00:33:31,509 a day after Joseph saw that diary. 682 00:33:31,510 --> 00:33:33,640 So, if he came here to spy on us, 683 00:33:33,650 --> 00:33:35,330 he could still be doing it. 684 00:33:37,430 --> 00:33:38,750 Dr. Beasley. 685 00:34:01,050 --> 00:34:02,630 We're too late. 686 00:34:11,150 --> 00:34:12,330 Oh. 687 00:34:12,350 --> 00:34:14,678 Yeah, this thing's on its last legs. 688 00:34:16,805 --> 00:34:18,349 Well, I don't care how many legs it has. 689 00:34:18,350 --> 00:34:22,394 Just how long to fix it, and can you make it longer? 690 00:34:24,688 --> 00:34:26,650 Brought you pretzels. 691 00:34:26,670 --> 00:34:27,789 Well, I found them in the Jeep, 692 00:34:27,790 --> 00:34:30,693 but I brought them inside, so... 693 00:34:30,694 --> 00:34:32,613 Is that a human? 694 00:34:33,270 --> 00:34:37,370 That is not cool, man. She can't see me. 695 00:34:37,390 --> 00:34:39,285 This is going to go on my record. 696 00:34:39,286 --> 00:34:41,050 That is just her human form. 697 00:34:41,060 --> 00:34:44,750 She is a slug species from the Earendel system. 698 00:34:45,751 --> 00:34:47,002 Thanks for that. 699 00:34:47,830 --> 00:34:51,450 Now, you see your first alien, mind-blowing. 700 00:34:51,470 --> 00:34:53,424 And then after that, it's kind of like, meh. 701 00:34:53,425 --> 00:34:54,634 Why are you here? 702 00:34:54,635 --> 00:34:56,210 I need to check on where we're at 703 00:34:56,220 --> 00:34:57,970 with the whole "saving the world" thing. 704 00:34:57,971 --> 00:35:03,310 We are not at anywhere. I am building a model 705 00:35:03,340 --> 00:35:04,977 of the Yellowstone caldera 706 00:35:04,978 --> 00:35:07,355 to figure out what the Greys' plan is 707 00:35:07,356 --> 00:35:09,910 to slaughter all of the human race. 708 00:35:10,692 --> 00:35:12,361 But I ran out of glitter. 709 00:35:13,090 --> 00:35:15,780 Oh, you made the snow all sparkly. 710 00:35:15,800 --> 00:35:17,670 Need some trees. Can I add some? 711 00:35:18,742 --> 00:35:20,493 You are already doing it. 712 00:35:20,494 --> 00:35:21,590 Question for you... 713 00:35:21,610 --> 00:35:23,913 you're an alien here to save the world, blah, blah, blah. 714 00:35:23,914 --> 00:35:27,584 Does it ever bother you that you can't tell anybody about it? 715 00:35:28,340 --> 00:35:32,110 It was hard at first, but then... 716 00:35:33,010 --> 00:35:34,610 Asta found out. 717 00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:40,596 And it was easier because I was no longer alone. 718 00:35:40,597 --> 00:35:43,070 See, that's what I mean. 719 00:35:43,090 --> 00:35:44,768 I saw Elliot today. 720 00:35:45,727 --> 00:35:47,500 He has a girlfriend now, 721 00:35:47,510 --> 00:35:49,356 which kind of made me feel like shit. 722 00:35:50,470 --> 00:35:52,024 Why are you telling me this? 723 00:35:52,025 --> 00:35:53,169 I don't know, because you're an alien. 724 00:35:53,170 --> 00:35:56,278 I figure you can't judge me. It's like talking to a dog. 725 00:35:56,279 --> 00:35:59,530 Anyway, if I could tell Elliot what I was doing, 726 00:35:59,550 --> 00:36:02,785 you know, then I'd have something too. 727 00:36:02,786 --> 00:36:06,206 If you do something special and nobody knows about it, 728 00:36:07,030 --> 00:36:08,791 are you still special? 729 00:36:12,720 --> 00:36:15,214 So who's Elliot? 730 00:36:15,215 --> 00:36:18,426 You guys done or what? 731 00:36:18,427 --> 00:36:19,845 Go away. 732 00:36:21,810 --> 00:36:23,556 Also... 733 00:36:23,557 --> 00:36:25,810 Elliott is happy. 734 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:29,895 And I was actually happy to see him happy. 735 00:36:29,896 --> 00:36:33,030 If you were happy that he was happy, 736 00:36:33,050 --> 00:36:35,580 then why is your face all mopey 737 00:36:35,600 --> 00:36:38,863 and your voice is like wet underwear? 738 00:36:38,864 --> 00:36:43,250 Because if I want him happy, even if he didn't want me, 739 00:36:43,270 --> 00:36:44,650 then that means that... 740 00:36:47,410 --> 00:36:49,930 I love him, and... 741 00:36:49,950 --> 00:36:53,919 I ruined something... real. 742 00:37:05,557 --> 00:37:08,185 Are we really not going to talk about Mom's murder story? 743 00:37:08,690 --> 00:37:10,395 It's not... 744 00:37:11,610 --> 00:37:13,522 God forbid I write a sweet little children's book. 745 00:37:13,523 --> 00:37:15,649 There are worms coming out of the dead mouse's stomach. 746 00:37:15,650 --> 00:37:16,860 - Those are entrails. - Ugh. 747 00:37:16,870 --> 00:37:18,778 I am done with dinner. 748 00:37:18,779 --> 00:37:22,407 Hon, Max is right. Maybe we need to talk about it. 749 00:37:25,660 --> 00:37:27,578 - Go ahead, Max. - What? 750 00:37:27,579 --> 00:37:28,990 No way am I going first. 751 00:37:29,000 --> 00:37:31,740 Okay. Well, I think we were both just expecting 752 00:37:31,750 --> 00:37:33,990 something a little more cute and... and upbeat 753 00:37:34,010 --> 00:37:35,629 for a children's book. 754 00:37:36,190 --> 00:37:38,730 It's a beautiful story about a mother feeding 755 00:37:38,750 --> 00:37:40,216 and protecting her babies. 756 00:37:40,217 --> 00:37:43,590 Objectively, if you were in your classroom 757 00:37:43,610 --> 00:37:47,990 and you saw a student drawing this... 758 00:37:50,230 --> 00:37:52,670 Would you maybe call their parents in to talk? 759 00:37:54,064 --> 00:37:56,090 Oh, my God, what is happening to me? 760 00:37:57,910 --> 00:38:00,027 I can't get these owls out of my head. 761 00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:03,050 I saw a movie once where a person saw an owl, 762 00:38:03,070 --> 00:38:05,820 and it meant they were being abducted by aliens. 763 00:38:05,830 --> 00:38:06,950 Does your butt hurt? 764 00:38:06,960 --> 00:38:08,410 Okay, that's not really dinner talk. 765 00:38:08,430 --> 00:38:09,589 And we have been over this... 766 00:38:09,590 --> 00:38:12,660 there's no such thing as aliens, okay? 767 00:38:20,930 --> 00:38:22,842 Getting the band back together... 768 00:38:22,843 --> 00:38:25,870 man, we haven't dusted up like that since... 769 00:38:25,890 --> 00:38:27,930 the Gathering of Nations. 770 00:38:29,650 --> 00:38:31,180 Yeah. 771 00:38:31,190 --> 00:38:33,728 Hey, Dad, I think I did a bad thing. 772 00:38:35,105 --> 00:38:39,733 Harry's in love with this alien bird. 773 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:43,571 And so I told him not to pursue it. 774 00:38:43,572 --> 00:38:46,866 I told him that he should focus on saving the world, 775 00:38:46,867 --> 00:38:50,579 but I don't think that's why I did it. 776 00:38:51,790 --> 00:38:53,770 Someone feeling a little jealous? 777 00:38:55,083 --> 00:38:56,290 No. 778 00:38:57,970 --> 00:39:00,050 Well, not romantically anyway. 779 00:39:01,470 --> 00:39:02,670 But... 780 00:39:03,790 --> 00:39:05,580 maybe, yeah. 781 00:39:05,600 --> 00:39:08,053 I mean, it was always just me and Harry. 782 00:39:08,054 --> 00:39:09,550 He needed me. 783 00:39:09,570 --> 00:39:11,932 And now he's not even answering my phone calls. 784 00:39:11,933 --> 00:39:13,852 You know how much you mean to him. 785 00:39:14,530 --> 00:39:15,680 I know. 786 00:39:17,690 --> 00:39:19,830 Being there today, seeing all those people, 787 00:39:19,850 --> 00:39:21,790 surrounded by all that love... 788 00:39:23,270 --> 00:39:25,850 It just made me realize he should get to have that too. 789 00:39:28,090 --> 00:39:30,534 - Hey. - Hi. 790 00:39:30,535 --> 00:39:33,170 Thank you so much for bringing me to the rez. 791 00:39:33,190 --> 00:39:36,082 It was a lot, but I loved it. 792 00:39:36,830 --> 00:39:40,770 Also, my mom and I kind of got into a bit of a fight, 793 00:39:40,790 --> 00:39:45,341 so I was wondering if maybe I could crash with you for a few days. 794 00:39:45,342 --> 00:39:49,710 Before you say no, just think about it, okay? It could be fun. 795 00:39:50,730 --> 00:39:53,641 All right, um, I've got to go, but think about it. 796 00:39:53,642 --> 00:39:55,768 All right. I'll talk to you soon. 797 00:39:55,769 --> 00:39:56,830 O-okay. 798 00:39:56,850 --> 00:39:59,271 There are many terrifying things in the world, 799 00:39:59,272 --> 00:40:02,540 but the most terrifying thing is love. 800 00:40:03,735 --> 00:40:05,779 _ 801 00:40:06,980 --> 00:40:10,060 _ 802 00:40:12,080 --> 00:40:14,660 _ 803 00:40:15,300 --> 00:40:18,450 It attacks you like a thing with claws. 804 00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:45,250 Love opens you up, and there you are. 805 00:40:56,430 --> 00:40:59,123 And you don't even try to stop it. 806 00:40:59,124 --> 00:41:01,160 You let it feed. 807 00:41:12,230 --> 00:41:16,300 Because real love makes you want the person you love to be okay... 808 00:41:16,310 --> 00:41:18,308 _ 809 00:41:22,313 --> 00:41:24,100 Even if you are not. 810 00:41:35,950 --> 00:41:37,190 Heather? 811 00:42:02,330 --> 00:42:04,229 Son of a bitch. 812 00:42:39,730 --> 00:42:40,889 Tell me about when you worked 813 00:42:40,890 --> 00:42:43,450 for DARPA's autonomous robotics program. 814 00:42:44,570 --> 00:42:46,390 The VA would donate soldiers 815 00:42:46,410 --> 00:42:49,090 who were in a vegetative state to DARPA. 816 00:42:49,100 --> 00:42:50,450 Instead of pulling the plug, 817 00:42:50,470 --> 00:42:52,710 we kept them alive and ran experiments. 818 00:42:52,720 --> 00:42:54,750 I quit that job. 819 00:42:54,770 --> 00:42:56,470 I still have nightmares. 820 00:43:01,410 --> 00:43:02,950 Nope. 821 00:43:02,970 --> 00:43:05,207 No way in hell am I putting that thing on. 822 00:43:05,208 --> 00:43:06,850 It's not for you. 823 00:43:10,290 --> 00:43:11,860 It's for him. 824 00:43:14,090 --> 00:43:16,593 Who better to fight aliens 825 00:43:16,594 --> 00:43:19,080 than someone who can see aliens? 826 00:43:23,110 --> 00:43:27,981 - Synced & corrected by MementMori - -- www.MY-SUBS.com -- 58595

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