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(film projector rolling)
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(birds chirping, cawing)
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(gasps)
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Nicos Damianos:
Huh.
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(low grumble)
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Parrot: (squawks)
Don't fuck up my movie!
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- (light, tense music playing)
- (parrot laughs)
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- (alligator grumbles)
- Parrot: (squawks) Don't fuck up my movie!
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(parrot laughs)
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Nicos:
Huh.
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♪
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(Nicos typing)
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(typing)
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{\an8}(clears throat)
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{\an8}I read the script.
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{\an8}Uh, I think the, uh,
loss of innocence thing...
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{\an8}I want you to be frank.
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I want you to speak
freely in this room.
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Alright? Is that
in your nature?
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Is what?
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Honesty.
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Oh, uh, you mean
as, as an Asian?
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As a what? No.
As a, a person, f-fuckin' human.
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I don't believe in racial
characteristics and all that bullshit.
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Come sit down.
We're all the same.
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So, in this case...
we're both just soldiers.
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Oh, so, you were a soldier too?
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No. What? Are you gonna take
everything I say fucking literally?
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Not literally. No.
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I'm talking about in this space.
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You were a ranger,
probably, right?
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Somethin' like that?
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Uh, Secret Police.
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Fuck me.
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Now I understand why Claude
and Ned were so adamant
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advocating on your behalf.
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They want you to spy on me.
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You think I'm an idiot?
You're a spy.
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Uh, actually, I worked
in counterintelligence, so...
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Spy, counterspy,
wh-what's the difference?
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It's all the same. Hello?
Yeah, I got a spy here.
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He says he's a counterspy,
so it's cool.
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What the fuck?
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♪
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(whispers)
How 'bout this?
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(softly) You work for me while
pretending to work for them.
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Suss out how these
scheming neocons
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are tryin' to use my movie
for their own nefarious good.
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So you'd be a double spy.
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A spy and a counterspy
at the same time.
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Are you game?
Are you up for it?
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- Uh, uh, l-look, I-I came...
- (Nicos laughing)
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Look at you all serious.
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Terrible casting for a spy.
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That's how I know
you're not one.
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'Cause you got no poker face.
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Thankfully, there's only
one thing I need from you.
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O-O-Of course.
Authenticity. Right.
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Uh, well, have you had a chance
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- to look through my notes?
- Wrong.
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- Um, should we go over...
- Oh, you think I'm not authentic?
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I don't have any
authenticity myself?
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I did my research, brother.
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I read my Buttinger, Fitzgerald.
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I sat down with a Green Beret
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who fought alongside
the Montagnards,
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told me how the V.C.
hung him upside down,
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drained red pepper tea
through his nostrils.
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He shat himself hangin'
upside down right there.
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After hearing his story,
I almost shat myself,
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but instead, I yacked
in a toilet, flushed it,
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and hired this motherfucker
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as my military advisor
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'cause that's how I do it.
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I go from reality into life.
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But now I'm thinkin'
it's not enough.
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What am I missing?
Oh, what am I missing?
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Answer is the perspective
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of the Vietnamese people.
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That's where you
come in... right?
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Innocent.
Modest. Docile.
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Much like the water
buffaloes, right?
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Their simple plows
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pulling them
through the paddies.
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Captain: Right. Got it.
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- Well, then here's a suggestion, uh.
- Nicos: Yeah?
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Why don't we give our
Vietnamese characters some lines?
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That way they can describe
their suffering, you know?
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- Just a couple of lines.
- So predictable.
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What, you're countin'
the lines like an insecure actor?
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- Th-There were, there were
no lines to count. - Here, get high.
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Forgive me, but
when you say that,
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I know you don't
understand cinema.
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Not a bit. I don't
wanna hear people
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talking about their suffering.
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I wanna feel it!
Fuckin' feel it!
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Feeel it!
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Ya understand? It's a,
it's an emotive medium.
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Feeling is believing.
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(chuckles) You see,
the Vietnamese farmers
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are actually somewhat
different to the water buffaloes.
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For one thing, we're
a lot more talkative.
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- You'd be surprised.
- It's a creative choice.
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I'm making a creative choice.
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Do I have to teach you
the fundamentals of cinema?
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You can render emotion
without the use of dialogue
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through (in French accent)
mise en scène, montage.
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Are you aware of Murnau, Dreyer?
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My first vision was that no
one in my movie would speak.
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- Not a word.
- But ya didn't do that.
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But I stood my ground
on the Vietnamese characters
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who live on in that
metaphoric space.
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Whereas the Americans,
they're quite chatty,
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less Murnau and Dreyer, more
Wilder and Hawks. (clears throat)
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Oh, I get it. You wanna
pitch me some dialogue?
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Is that it?
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(sarcastically)
Wow. First time.
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Don't be intimidated
by my Oscars as I am.
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Show me what ya got.
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Well, just for instance,
in the scene where
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the Viet Cong are
torturing Commo Kim?
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- Yeah. - The stage direction
says they coerce him to confess.
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So, maybe, at the very least,
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they need a line like...
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- (desk rattles)
- (shouting in Vietnamese)
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You know?
"Confess, you fucker."
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(light, tense music playing)
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(birds chirping)
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- (cars honking)
- (siren wailing)
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♪
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(ambient street noise)
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(outside chatter)
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Man:
Go.
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Go.
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Go and be the voice
of our people.
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How much influence can
a mere advisor bring?
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Your influence may be small,
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but as they say,
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"If you keep rustling,
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the winds will gather
and become a storm."
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Give us some good lines.
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These are the ones
I gave you, right?
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You ever listen to them?
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Of course.
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(static)
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(Sofia playing guitar)
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Sofia Mori: Right, and
you'll be gone 17 weeks?
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And leave me, stranded?
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Have you been
to the Napa Valley?
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You could come visit
on the weekends.
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(sighs) Yeah. Wow, let
me get my autograph book.
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Are you upset?
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Ya know, this movie's gonna
be made with or without me.
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So, wouldn't it be better to
have someone there to say,
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"Hey, your portrayal of
Asians is totally bullshit"?
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I mean, someone should've
been there to tell David Carradine
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to stop squinting like the
fuckin' sun was in his eyes.
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I find it rather sexy.
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I find it sexy
when you squint, too.
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(chuckles)
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Well... don't let my deep-rooted
skepticism of white men
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burst your bubble.
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I really hope this doesn't
blow up in your face.
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(sighs)
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Lana:
Four months away from here?
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It sounds like bliss.
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{\an8}(General speaking Vietnamese)
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I don't like it.
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It's a long time.
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- Who's gonna chauffeur me?
- It's a movie.
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Well, if you insist, I won't go.
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General:
No, no, of course not.
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If it's important
to Claude and his friends,
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it's important to us.
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This is also an investment.
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A-An investment
in what, may I ask?
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Investment in a project
to reclaim our homeland.
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"Reclaim our homeland"?
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I might have something
to share with you
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by the time you return
from your Hollywood mission.
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("Don't Leave Me This Way"
by Harold Melvin & The Blue Notes playing)
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♪ Don't leave me this way ♪
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♪ I can't survive ♪
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- ♪ Can't stay alive ♪
- (person coughing)
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♪ Without your love ♪
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- (lowers volume on radio)
- ♪ Don't leave me this way ♪
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- (coughing)
- ♪ I can't exist ♪
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(turns off radio)
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(tires screeching)
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- (body thumping in trunk)
- (person grunting)
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(tires screeching)
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(retches)
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(sighs)
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- Hi.
- Hi.
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(coughs, sniffles)
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- Can I come with?
- No.
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Fine.
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(bird cawing)
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I'll just hitchhike... hm?
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Americans do it all the time,
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so it's gotta be safe, hm?
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Oh, and can you tell my parents?
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And, uh, let them know
you left me here alone...
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on this desolate
stretch of highway.
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- ("Ain't No Time for Stoppin'"
by Fat City playing in car) - (car honks)
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(sighs)
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Can I trust you to behave?
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I don't wanna find you hiding out in
James Yoon's dressing room now.
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Am I supposed
to know who that is?
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You'll recognize his face.
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He's the Asian guy you see
in every Hollywood film.
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I don't see an Asian guy
in every Hollywood film.
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But when you do, it's him.
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I mean, he's never
there for long.
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They always kill him off.
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But in this film,
he's got quite a run.
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So, what's this movie
about, anyway?
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Officially, it's the story
of six Green Berets
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who get stranded
in a Vietnamese hamlet.
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Unofficially...
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it's the story of a small
Vietnamese farming community
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who are forced to take in
a bunch of uninvited guests.
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Crew Member (over speakers): Welcome,
cast and crew, to "The Hamlet."
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Make yourselves at home.
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Everybody's got two
drink tickets. Let's party.
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(groovy music playing)
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Lana: Right. But, officially,
what happens in "The Hamlet"?
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Captain: While trapped
with villagers he doesn't trust,
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Captain Shamus becomes
consumed by paranoia
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and an impending sense of doom.
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Speaker:
Hey!
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You a communist sympathizer?
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{\an8}(typing)
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I'm talkin' to you.
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Lana: So, who plays
Captain Shamus?
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- Ryan Glenn. - Another one
I'll know when I see the face?
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Absolutely. He's a
legendary method icon.
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(laughter, chatter)
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You speaky English?
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(laughs) Maybe
you've had a little bit
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too much to drink,
Mr. Glenn.
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- I mean, Captain. Shamus.
- Ah, fuck, man. (grunts)
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Method?
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Don't fuck with me, slant-eye.
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It's a term they use to refer to an
actor who's always in character.
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Captain, Captain, Captain!
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- Hey, easy, easy!
- Let go.
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Apparently, you have to address
'em by their character name
249
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or, uh, or they freak out.
250
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- Let go, let go, let go!
- (Captain winces)
251
00:13:03,532 --> 00:13:07,368
Film climaxes in this macho
showdown between Shamus
252
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and the idealistic
young Sergeant Bellamy,
253
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played by the newcomer
Jamie Johnson.
254
00:13:15,544 --> 00:13:17,379
The Jamie Johnson?
255
00:13:18,464 --> 00:13:19,965
{\an8}(typing)
256
00:13:20,591 --> 00:13:23,218
(indistinct chatter)
257
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♪
258
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(sighs excitedly)
Check it out.
259
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:31,685
He looks just like
he did on "Soul Train."
260
00:13:33,103 --> 00:13:36,064
Speaker:
Hey, you! (indistinct)
261
00:13:36,065 --> 00:13:37,942
What the hell, man?
262
00:13:38,943 --> 00:13:41,736
- Oh, no way.
- 173rd Airborne.
263
00:13:41,737 --> 00:13:42,904
Bon's friend, you remember?
264
00:13:42,905 --> 00:13:45,866
- Yeah.
- Wild nights back in Saigon.
265
00:13:47,326 --> 00:13:49,078
- Freddie.
- Yeah. Fuck me, man.
266
00:13:49,411 --> 00:13:51,913
Military advisor.
267
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:55,291
- You shat yourself upside down, right?
- (chuckling)
268
00:13:55,292 --> 00:13:58,419
How's Bon? He get out?
What about the other guy?
269
00:13:58,420 --> 00:14:00,421
You three were
practically brothers.
270
00:14:00,422 --> 00:14:03,925
- Uh, yeah, um... - Nicos (on microphone):
People, people, people, people.
271
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:05,552
Please, please.
272
00:14:05,553 --> 00:14:06,970
Your undivided attention
just for a moment.
273
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:09,055
Feel free to move in
and make me feel,
274
00:14:09,056 --> 00:14:10,974
uh, self-important.
275
00:14:10,975 --> 00:14:15,019
- (crowd laughs)
- We lucky few are an army
276
00:14:15,020 --> 00:14:17,105
in the war against war.
277
00:14:17,106 --> 00:14:20,775
- Freddie: Mm. - Nicos: On the eve
of battle, my Greek ancestors
278
00:14:20,776 --> 00:14:24,153
in Lincoln Park, Michigan,
hee-hee-hee-hee.
279
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:29,576
- (laughter) - They would invoke
the gods: Zeus, Athena, Ares,
280
00:14:29,577 --> 00:14:30,494
and ask for their protection.
281
00:14:30,495 --> 00:14:33,288
And tonight, I call on you,
282
00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:35,832
all, to resurrect the Pantheon.
283
00:14:35,833 --> 00:14:37,792
Yahweh, Muhammad,
Baal, Beelzebub.
284
00:14:37,793 --> 00:14:39,836
Let's make room
for Satan too, huh?
285
00:14:39,837 --> 00:14:43,256
Can I get light
applause for Satan?
286
00:14:43,257 --> 00:14:46,384
- (applause, cheering)
- This is Vietnam. Devil's at the table.
287
00:14:46,385 --> 00:14:49,345
Devil's runnin'
the fuckin' table.
288
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:51,390
Where's my, uh...
289
00:14:52,308 --> 00:14:53,808
There's my man, right there.
290
00:14:53,809 --> 00:14:56,311
Our Vietnamese consultant, huh?
291
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:57,395
He's keepin' us honest.
292
00:14:57,396 --> 00:14:59,147
God bless him.
Give him a little hand.
293
00:14:59,148 --> 00:15:02,317
Um, everybody's got a god.
Who's the god of Vietnam?
294
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:04,611
- Uh... Um...
- Invoke his name or her name.
295
00:15:04,612 --> 00:15:06,821
...I-I don't know.
Just God?
296
00:15:06,822 --> 00:15:09,491
"I don't know. Just God."
That's powerful.
297
00:15:09,867 --> 00:15:11,327
- (laughter)
- Wow.
298
00:15:11,785 --> 00:15:13,954
Join hands, if you will.
299
00:15:14,371 --> 00:15:16,372
Take a knee and pray.
Please indulge me.
300
00:15:16,373 --> 00:15:19,835
I do this before every
successful project.
301
00:15:20,669 --> 00:15:24,297
(singing) ♪ Hum-num-hum-a-gum-
num-hum-hum-a-gum-num ♪
302
00:15:24,298 --> 00:15:26,508
♪ Hum-hum-a-gum-num ♪
303
00:15:26,925 --> 00:15:28,718
Dear gods,
304
00:15:28,719 --> 00:15:31,679
tomorrow, we wade
neck-deep into the evil
305
00:15:31,680 --> 00:15:35,516
dung of the bowels
of our ancestors.
306
00:15:35,517 --> 00:15:38,478
But if we do this right,
307
00:15:38,479 --> 00:15:42,690
we can drag the whole
sham artifice of war
308
00:15:42,691 --> 00:15:47,487
down with us to hell and rise.
309
00:15:47,488 --> 00:15:50,573
Guess what? Guess what?
Guess what? Guess what?
310
00:15:50,574 --> 00:15:52,575
We're doin' it
on the studio's dime.
311
00:15:52,576 --> 00:15:55,287
- Come on!
- (cheering)
312
00:15:56,288 --> 00:16:00,917
Spirits of ancient Egypt,
shadows of ancient Rome.
313
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:02,752
Blessing on this cast and crew,
314
00:16:02,753 --> 00:16:06,089
for tomorrow, we ship out!
315
00:16:06,090 --> 00:16:08,549
- (band playing groovy music)
- (cheering, applause)
316
00:16:08,550 --> 00:16:10,469
The champagne is flowing.
317
00:16:12,763 --> 00:16:14,931
Is that tune familiar?
Come on!
318
00:16:14,932 --> 00:16:18,852
Who's the artist
who sings said hit?
319
00:16:19,478 --> 00:16:22,522
Oh, shit.
He's a cast member!
320
00:16:22,523 --> 00:16:23,606
- (cheering)
- Hey, soldier.
321
00:16:23,607 --> 00:16:26,234
Why don't you get up and sing?
322
00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,445
That's what you do, right?
323
00:16:28,946 --> 00:16:30,613
- You sing.
- Nicos: Come on.
324
00:16:30,614 --> 00:16:31,907
You know I'm gonna ask.
325
00:16:32,574 --> 00:16:36,411
Let's encourage the
voice of his generation.
326
00:16:36,412 --> 00:16:38,037
(cheering, applause)
327
00:16:38,038 --> 00:16:39,205
I'm doin' this just for you.
328
00:16:39,206 --> 00:16:41,958
♪
329
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:44,210
Hey, cast and crew.
330
00:16:44,211 --> 00:16:46,379
Why you sittin' there cryin'
331
00:16:46,380 --> 00:16:48,673
with your head down?
332
00:16:48,674 --> 00:16:51,427
Don't you know when
you cry, you cry alone?
333
00:16:51,927 --> 00:16:53,428
But when you're mad...
334
00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,806
(sings) ♪ Ooh, baby,
keep smilin', baby ♪
335
00:16:56,807 --> 00:16:58,933
♪ Keep smilin', keep smilin' ♪
336
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:03,521
♪ Let your smile
be your umbrella ♪
337
00:17:03,522 --> 00:17:07,734
♪ 'Cause to me,
you're my Cinderella ♪
338
00:17:07,735 --> 00:17:11,320
♪ I'm not a prince,
girl, just a fella ♪
339
00:17:11,321 --> 00:17:15,867
♪ Oh, who has a heart
that's full of love for you ♪
340
00:17:15,868 --> 00:17:20,121
- ♪ Ooh, baby, keep smilin', baby ♪
- James Yoon.
341
00:17:20,122 --> 00:17:21,247
Hey!
342
00:17:21,248 --> 00:17:22,958
{\an8}(typing)
343
00:17:23,751 --> 00:17:25,960
- It's an honor to meet you, man.
- Hey. Thank you.
344
00:17:25,961 --> 00:17:28,296
Uh, so, you're the guy
who got beaten to death
345
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:31,340
- with brass knuckles by Robert Mitchum, huh?
- Robert Mitchum, yeah.
346
00:17:31,341 --> 00:17:32,217
And the Chinese railroad worker
347
00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:35,471
that got stabbed
by Ernest Borgnine.
348
00:17:35,888 --> 00:17:37,805
- Oh.
- Japanese soldier.
349
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:39,682
Got shot in the head by Sinatra.
350
00:17:39,683 --> 00:17:41,184
Oh, man.
351
00:17:41,185 --> 00:17:43,644
You know I'm playing Korean
American for the first time.
352
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:45,438
- First time.
- Wow.
353
00:17:45,439 --> 00:17:48,441
- You're the Vietnam consultant?
- Yeah, that's me.
354
00:17:48,442 --> 00:17:51,110
Um, that's why
he brought me here.
355
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:51,653
Hey...
356
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,696
keep me honest, alright?
357
00:17:53,697 --> 00:17:55,239
- Of course.
- Stay on me.
358
00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,699
Yeah. No, I'll-I'll do
whatever I can, man.
359
00:17:56,700 --> 00:17:59,660
- Um... (chuckles)
- Thank you.
360
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,162
♪
361
00:18:01,163 --> 00:18:02,247
Oh.
362
00:18:03,248 --> 00:18:05,000
(camera rolling)
363
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:08,711
- (inhales) Hi.
- Captain: Hey.
364
00:18:08,712 --> 00:18:10,756
My name is Monique Thibault.
365
00:18:11,423 --> 00:18:14,592
The production designer
is responsible for the look
366
00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:16,844
of every nonliving
aspect of the film.
367
00:18:16,845 --> 00:18:19,680
- Right.
- This is my third outing
368
00:18:19,681 --> 00:18:21,891
(exhales) with
"L'Auteur," as I call him,
369
00:18:21,892 --> 00:18:24,645
the one and only true
genius in the universe.
370
00:18:25,437 --> 00:18:28,689
- Well, how's it all going?
- Well, it wasn't easy.
371
00:18:28,690 --> 00:18:29,690
Why hasn't it been easy?
372
00:18:29,691 --> 00:18:32,527
Because the vegetation's
all wrong around here.
373
00:18:32,528 --> 00:18:35,279
We had to have the plants
imported from the Philippines.
374
00:18:35,280 --> 00:18:38,491
- All the way from the Philippines?
- Yes, Captain.
375
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:41,662
- Huh, that's impressive.
- So...
376
00:18:43,455 --> 00:18:44,248
the hamlet.
377
00:18:44,249 --> 00:18:48,043
- (pigs grunting)
- (chickens clucking)
378
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,923
(anxious music playing)
379
00:18:53,924 --> 00:18:58,052
We have imported
all the livestock.
380
00:18:58,053 --> 00:19:01,722
We have chicken,
buffaloes, pigs.
381
00:19:01,723 --> 00:19:02,891
(chuckles)
382
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:08,187
So, as you see, no
expense has been spared.
383
00:19:08,188 --> 00:19:11,691
I must say, we have a lot of
support from the boss. (chuckles)
384
00:19:11,692 --> 00:19:13,109
- You made this?
- Yes.
385
00:19:13,110 --> 00:19:17,114
- He's pushing very hard for...
- Authenticity.
386
00:19:20,659 --> 00:19:23,745
(pensive music playing)
387
00:19:26,456 --> 00:19:29,626
Monique Thibault:
So... do we pass?
388
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:36,716
- I can even smell my mother's cooking.
- Ah! (laughs)
389
00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:38,259
Oh, that's wonderful.
390
00:19:38,260 --> 00:19:40,220
Come, let me show you something.
391
00:19:40,846 --> 00:19:43,890
Captain:
What else?
392
00:19:43,891 --> 00:19:46,643
Monique:
So, what do you think?
393
00:19:48,228 --> 00:19:51,481
- Captain: This is extraordinary.
- Ah, thank you.
394
00:19:52,900 --> 00:19:54,400
Do you think I can do anything
395
00:19:54,401 --> 00:19:56,277
to make it more persuasive?
396
00:19:56,278 --> 00:19:58,947
(ambient nature sounds)
397
00:20:08,582 --> 00:20:12,002
Can you put this on
one of the gravestones?
398
00:20:12,711 --> 00:20:15,297
Oh...
Your mother?
399
00:20:16,924 --> 00:20:18,800
She died when I
was studying here.
400
00:20:20,052 --> 00:20:23,012
She was sick for a while.
401
00:20:23,013 --> 00:20:25,057
Never contacted me.
402
00:20:25,641 --> 00:20:27,976
(chuckles) Didn't
want me to worry.
403
00:20:28,435 --> 00:20:31,229
She was buried
in some sunless grave.
404
00:20:31,230 --> 00:20:33,565
Unmarked, because we were poor.
405
00:20:35,359 --> 00:20:37,818
You know, in Vietnam, this
spot would get the highest price.
406
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:40,280
(Monique chuckles)
407
00:20:41,657 --> 00:20:45,285
{\an8}(Captain speaking Vietnamese)
408
00:20:53,085 --> 00:20:53,168
{\an8}(Bon speaking on phone)
409
00:20:55,253 --> 00:20:56,129
{\an8}(Bon speaking Vietnamese)
410
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,507
{\an8}(clears throat)
411
00:21:01,927 --> 00:21:02,970
{\an8}(Bon speaking)
412
00:21:10,102 --> 00:21:12,603
First A.D.:
Alright. Go, sound.
413
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:14,438
- (recorder rolling)
- Sound speed.
414
00:21:14,439 --> 00:21:16,983
- (indistinct chatter)
- Roll cameras!
415
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:19,443
- (cameras rolling)
- Crew Member: Scene three, take one.
416
00:21:19,444 --> 00:21:22,822
First A.D.:
Ready? Here we go! Camera!
417
00:21:22,823 --> 00:21:25,116
Nicos (over megaphone): And
like there's no camera rolling.
418
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:27,201
- Action!
- Shamus: Go, go, go, go!
419
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,912
{\an8}- (gunfire)
- (intense music playing)
420
00:21:29,913 --> 00:21:31,540
{\an8}(typing)
421
00:21:34,584 --> 00:21:36,086
{\an8}(explosion)
422
00:21:38,296 --> 00:21:39,381
Green Beret:
Clear!
423
00:21:41,800 --> 00:21:44,135
- Go without me, Captain, I won't make it.
- Hey, you fuckin' quitter.
424
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,887
- You're not gettin' out that easy.
Come on. - (grunting)
425
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,931
♪
426
00:21:48,932 --> 00:21:50,559
(gunfire)
427
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:54,228
Come on.
428
00:21:54,229 --> 00:21:55,397
- (explosion)
- (both yell)
429
00:21:57,482 --> 00:21:58,317
♪
430
00:21:58,318 --> 00:22:01,569
- (birds chirping)
- (helicopter hovering)
431
00:22:01,570 --> 00:22:02,904
(grunts)
432
00:22:08,577 --> 00:22:09,953
Are you even limping?
433
00:22:10,787 --> 00:22:12,121
Did you forget...
You-You-You-You forgot
434
00:22:12,122 --> 00:22:13,914
you got shot in the fuckin' leg?
435
00:22:13,915 --> 00:22:15,458
- Nicos: Cut!
- You gotta limp! We gotta,
436
00:22:15,459 --> 00:22:17,209
- we gotta go back to one.
- first A.D.: Cut!
437
00:22:17,210 --> 00:22:19,128
Ryan Glenn: The singer
lost his fuckin' limp!
438
00:22:19,129 --> 00:22:21,298
Nicos:
I just lost my hard-on.
439
00:22:26,470 --> 00:22:29,598
(light, solemn music playing)
440
00:22:56,208 --> 00:22:59,418
Crew Member: Ready? "The Hamlet."
Scene seven, take one.
441
00:22:59,419 --> 00:23:00,212
Nicos:
Action!
442
00:23:00,213 --> 00:23:02,881
{\an8}(intense music playing)
443
00:23:10,055 --> 00:23:11,180
♪
444
00:23:11,181 --> 00:23:14,308
(shouting in native language)
445
00:23:14,309 --> 00:23:15,143
Identify!
446
00:23:15,144 --> 00:23:17,771
- (shouting)
- Identify!
447
00:23:19,981 --> 00:23:21,066
Identify!
448
00:23:21,733 --> 00:23:22,400
(overlapping shouting)
449
00:23:28,448 --> 00:23:32,159
- Get down! Drop!
- (overlapping shouting)
450
00:23:32,160 --> 00:23:34,913
Hold it, hold it!
Shut up for once!
451
00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:39,918
(tense music playing)
452
00:23:51,263 --> 00:23:53,932
- (music fades out)
- (chicks chirping)
453
00:23:56,017 --> 00:23:58,520
(chuckles) Well, I guess
that's one for Sergeant Bellamy.
454
00:24:00,981 --> 00:24:02,815
And cut.
455
00:24:02,816 --> 00:24:04,275
- Let's cut.
- Dig it.
456
00:24:04,276 --> 00:24:07,111
- Captain Shamus, how'd that one feel?
- Like dog shit.
457
00:24:07,112 --> 00:24:09,989
- Because...? - Sergeant Bellamy
did not advance in proper posture.
458
00:24:09,990 --> 00:24:12,575
- Nicos: Yeah, I-I'm not, I'm not
worried about... - You're not?
459
00:24:12,576 --> 00:24:15,161
Uh, no, I just think it
feels like total chaos and...
460
00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,037
Chaos that's not military.
461
00:24:16,038 --> 00:24:19,331
You-You-You dug incompetence?
462
00:24:19,332 --> 00:24:21,208
- That's what you dig?
- I trust you, if you'll trust me,
463
00:24:21,209 --> 00:24:23,085
I'd like to move on
just this once.
464
00:24:23,086 --> 00:24:24,920
Uh, we have to do one more.
465
00:24:24,921 --> 00:24:27,631
Vietnamese advisor has a
problem with that last take?
466
00:24:27,632 --> 00:24:31,218
- Yeah, uh, that old lady, uh...
- Yeah.
467
00:24:31,219 --> 00:24:32,803
- ...she doesn't sp...
- That old lady? Yes.
468
00:24:32,804 --> 00:24:34,096
I told you this is
Vietnam, right?
469
00:24:34,097 --> 00:24:37,016
So, if you have to speak,
470
00:24:37,017 --> 00:24:38,393
let's do it in Vietnamese, okay?
471
00:24:38,727 --> 00:24:40,728
- I don't speak Vietnamese.
- Okay.
472
00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:42,564
Wow.
473
00:24:44,065 --> 00:24:45,316
(softly) Why doesn't
she speak Vietnamese?
474
00:24:45,317 --> 00:24:47,860
What? Why don't you
speak Vietnamese?
475
00:24:47,861 --> 00:24:49,945
- Because I'm Chinese.
- Was I talkin' to you?
476
00:24:49,946 --> 00:24:52,866
Okay, hey.
Um, okay, um...
477
00:24:53,658 --> 00:24:55,576
I understand that
it's a different accent,
478
00:24:55,577 --> 00:24:58,788
but are you able to make
it sound Vietnamese?
479
00:25:00,498 --> 00:25:04,418
- Do you speak Danish?
- Dude, just fuck her.
480
00:25:04,419 --> 00:25:05,628
- I don't speak Danish.
- Just swap her out for, uh, an extra
481
00:25:05,629 --> 00:25:08,756
- that speaks Vietnamese.
- None of them speak Vietnamese.
482
00:25:08,757 --> 00:25:10,090
That's the thing.
483
00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:12,259
None of the extras
speak Vietnamese, I see.
484
00:25:12,260 --> 00:25:13,636
- Did you know this?
- No.
485
00:25:13,637 --> 00:25:15,262
I speak Vietnamese.
486
00:25:15,263 --> 00:25:16,847
Oh, are you an old lady?
487
00:25:16,848 --> 00:25:18,515
Can somebody explain to me
488
00:25:18,516 --> 00:25:20,809
why I'm shooting
a Vietnam War movie
489
00:25:20,810 --> 00:25:25,857
with Vietnamese extras who
(yells) aren't Vietnamese?!
490
00:25:29,027 --> 00:25:30,694
That was obviously
directed at you, Mikey.
491
00:25:30,695 --> 00:25:33,155
- I'm just lookin' over here.
- Um...
492
00:25:33,156 --> 00:25:36,325
Right, sir. Sir, there was,
there is no line in the script,
493
00:25:36,326 --> 00:25:38,577
- so we didn't need a Vietnamese...
- Yeah.
494
00:25:38,578 --> 00:25:40,120
- ...speaker...
- Oh, wow.
495
00:25:40,121 --> 00:25:41,121
Look, she got
too excited back there,
496
00:25:41,122 --> 00:25:43,165
- and she just... Sir, she just...
- Don't gloat.
497
00:25:43,166 --> 00:25:44,500
She just blurted
that out spontaneous,
498
00:25:44,501 --> 00:25:46,335
- so it's not...
- I like spontaneous.
499
00:25:46,336 --> 00:25:47,295
- It's Altmanesque.
- Right. I know.
500
00:25:47,296 --> 00:25:49,672
Okay, let's, let's
bring it all down.
501
00:25:49,673 --> 00:25:50,965
Let's not fight
in front of the kids.
502
00:25:50,966 --> 00:25:52,341
I need 100 Vietnamese extras
503
00:25:52,342 --> 00:25:55,261
ready to shoot by
zero six hundred Monday.
504
00:25:55,262 --> 00:25:55,971
Thank you.
Authentic Vietnamese.
505
00:25:56,805 --> 00:25:59,640
- Sir, that's two days from now, sir.
- Nicos: Yeah, th-there's
506
00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,183
- no fuckin' "sir."
- No, sir.
507
00:26:01,184 --> 00:26:02,601
- That's two days from now.
- There's no "sir," just do it.
508
00:26:02,602 --> 00:26:04,770
- Hey, sir, that's two fuckin' days from now.
- Yeah, then you got
509
00:26:04,771 --> 00:26:06,438
two days, brother!
You got 48 hours!
510
00:26:06,439 --> 00:26:07,315
- Crew Member: I'll call casting.
- Mikey: Call "The Chronicle"
511
00:26:07,316 --> 00:26:09,608
- and get some ads.
- Nicos: Fuck!
512
00:26:09,609 --> 00:26:11,611
- Mikey: And put up fliers, Violet.
- I can do it.
513
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:13,487
- Yeah.
- You...
514
00:26:13,488 --> 00:26:15,322
- I'll take care of it.
- Go then.
515
00:26:15,323 --> 00:26:16,991
General (over phone):
What accents are required?
516
00:26:16,992 --> 00:26:17,534
Northern or Southern?
517
00:26:17,535 --> 00:26:18,535
Mm, Northern is better,
518
00:26:18,536 --> 00:26:20,828
but if they're from the
South, I can coach 'em.
519
00:26:20,829 --> 00:26:24,873
I mean, sorry to call at such
short notice, but it's just,
520
00:26:24,874 --> 00:26:26,959
Claude seems so invested
in this, and...
521
00:26:26,960 --> 00:26:27,960
General:
I'll assemble the troops.
522
00:26:27,961 --> 00:26:30,547
You'll have your extras
by tomorrow morning.
523
00:26:31,131 --> 00:26:33,173
Now, let me speak to Lana.
524
00:26:33,174 --> 00:26:34,174
- Uh, Lana?
- (whispers) No.
525
00:26:34,175 --> 00:26:36,427
Um, Lana is busy now.
526
00:26:36,428 --> 00:26:40,014
She's on set
working hard as my...
527
00:26:40,015 --> 00:26:41,182
(slams receiver)
528
00:26:42,934 --> 00:26:44,811
- (dial tone)
- (sighs)
529
00:26:45,770 --> 00:26:47,521
Call him, or your
father will kill me.
530
00:26:47,522 --> 00:26:50,859
(scoffs) You're still
scared of my father?
531
00:26:51,484 --> 00:26:54,195
Guess I'm the only one
who's matured over here.
532
00:26:55,071 --> 00:26:57,073
Be a man, man.
533
00:26:58,158 --> 00:27:00,410
(chuckles)
534
00:27:01,828 --> 00:27:03,037
Maybe I could be an extra.
535
00:27:03,038 --> 00:27:04,121
Crew Member 1:
Camera, roll!
536
00:27:04,122 --> 00:27:05,582
(camera rolling)
537
00:27:08,043 --> 00:27:09,960
Crew Member 2:
Scene seven, reshoot.
538
00:27:09,961 --> 00:27:11,880
- Take one.
- (camera beeps)
539
00:27:14,632 --> 00:27:17,051
- Shamus: Get on your knees!
- Bellamy: Shut up!
540
00:27:17,052 --> 00:27:18,887
- Get on your fuckin' knees!
- Shut up!
541
00:27:27,270 --> 00:27:28,938
{\an8}(speaking Vietnamese)
542
00:27:32,484 --> 00:27:34,151
- Nicos: And cut!
- first A.D.: Cut!
543
00:27:34,152 --> 00:27:36,403
How was that line? "Don't
shoot me. I'm a peasant.
544
00:27:36,404 --> 00:27:38,405
- I'm only a peasant." Right?
- Uh, yeah, it was good for me.
545
00:27:38,406 --> 00:27:40,741
No, that was great.
That was great.
546
00:27:40,742 --> 00:27:43,243
- First A.D.: Camera, roll!
- (camera beeps, rolling)
547
00:27:43,244 --> 00:27:46,373
(upbeat funky music playing)
548
00:27:53,671 --> 00:27:55,589
(music dwindles)
549
00:27:55,590 --> 00:27:57,007
Nicos:
What the fuck? Cut!
550
00:27:57,008 --> 00:27:59,593
- Laughably horrible.
- first A.D.: Cut!
551
00:27:59,594 --> 00:28:01,762
You... Are you trying
to ruin my movie?
552
00:28:01,763 --> 00:28:03,430
So now we got real
Vietnamese extras,
553
00:28:03,431 --> 00:28:05,516
but it looks like
they've never seen war!
554
00:28:05,517 --> 00:28:07,351
What the fuck?
555
00:28:07,352 --> 00:28:10,479
You're not, you're not
Charlie, you're Charlie Brown.
556
00:28:10,480 --> 00:28:11,688
I'm not scared.
557
00:28:11,689 --> 00:28:15,984
I should be terrified,
you fuck-ups!
558
00:28:15,985 --> 00:28:18,445
- Tell 'em!
- Well, maybe they need a line,
559
00:28:18,446 --> 00:28:21,407
- uh, uh, to yell at the, uh, the farmers.
- Who? Which amongst them?
560
00:28:21,408 --> 00:28:22,367
They all look like
fuckin' children!
561
00:28:22,368 --> 00:28:25,619
He's okay.
You, you're hired.
562
00:28:25,620 --> 00:28:26,079
Get him up front.
Give him a line.
563
00:28:26,538 --> 00:28:29,123
- Right.
- Nicos: Get him riled up!
564
00:28:29,124 --> 00:28:31,000
- Okay, uh.
- Let's go!
565
00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:49,519
{\an8}Nicos:
Enough, let's go.
566
00:28:53,898 --> 00:28:56,776
{\an8}Crew Member:
"The Hamlet," scene 35, take one.
567
00:29:03,283 --> 00:29:04,783
(spits)
568
00:29:04,784 --> 00:29:05,702
Nicos:
Cut!
569
00:29:05,703 --> 00:29:07,286
That's in the movie!
That was great.
570
00:29:07,287 --> 00:29:08,495
- First A.D.: Cut!
- Nice work, buddy.
571
00:29:08,496 --> 00:29:10,914
- Uh, sir, we have a small problem.
- No, we have no problem.
572
00:29:10,915 --> 00:29:12,499
- I'm happy.
- First A.D.: Let's keep it movin'!
573
00:29:12,500 --> 00:29:13,877
Ladies, outta the water!
574
00:30:02,091 --> 00:30:04,510
Someone's gotta do it.
I'll take the money.
575
00:30:04,511 --> 00:30:06,345
Uh, I'm sorry,
but the script says
576
00:30:06,346 --> 00:30:06,888
they're supposed to be men.
577
00:30:06,889 --> 00:30:08,389
Uh, thank you, though.
578
00:30:09,516 --> 00:30:10,475
{\an8}Huh?
579
00:30:14,437 --> 00:30:15,355
{\an8}Huh?
580
00:30:18,274 --> 00:30:21,069
(unsettling music plays)
581
00:30:35,542 --> 00:30:36,793
(gunfire)
582
00:30:44,968 --> 00:30:45,969
(tense music playing)
583
00:30:56,187 --> 00:30:58,022
(explosion)
584
00:31:00,525 --> 00:31:02,859
- No... Leave him.
- We gotta go back. We lost Kim.
585
00:31:02,860 --> 00:31:05,613
- Charlie's swarmin'. Come on.
- (gunfire)
586
00:31:08,324 --> 00:31:11,995
{\an8}(Captain speaking Vietnamese)
587
00:31:17,542 --> 00:31:20,211
- (yells)
- (gunfire)
588
00:31:23,798 --> 00:31:25,341
(struggling)
589
00:31:27,719 --> 00:31:29,845
Nicos:
Cut! That's a cut!
590
00:31:29,846 --> 00:31:32,849
- (camera rolling)
- (indistinct chatter)
591
00:31:35,226 --> 00:31:38,187
That damn sure looks
like someone gettin' shot.
592
00:31:38,646 --> 00:31:41,231
- That was fuckin' real.
- (camera stops rolling)
593
00:31:41,232 --> 00:31:44,693
Captain: Wait, did I
mention that Bon was there?
594
00:31:44,694 --> 00:31:47,321
- Okay, sorry. I'll go back.
- (rewinds)
595
00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:50,408
(ambient nature sounds)
596
00:31:53,661 --> 00:31:57,457
(upbeat music playing)
597
00:32:05,715 --> 00:32:08,467
Captain:
Ah, it was great to see.
598
00:32:08,468 --> 00:32:09,844
Nicos:
Movin' on!
599
00:32:11,054 --> 00:32:11,596
Takes someone who's killed a lot
600
00:32:11,597 --> 00:32:14,349
to know how to die, right?
601
00:32:15,308 --> 00:32:17,434
- It is fun getting killed.
- Yeah. (laughs)
602
00:32:17,435 --> 00:32:18,852
Captain: I don't mean
it was great to see him
603
00:32:18,853 --> 00:32:20,145
make light of our dead comrades.
604
00:32:20,146 --> 00:32:21,271
You're gonna die some more.
605
00:32:21,272 --> 00:32:22,898
Captain:
He shouldn't have said that.
606
00:32:22,899 --> 00:32:24,858
Nicos: Don't fuck
up my movie. Action!
607
00:32:24,859 --> 00:32:26,443
Captain:
What I'm trying to say is
608
00:32:26,444 --> 00:32:29,696
that it was great to see
Bon regaining his spirit.
609
00:32:29,697 --> 00:32:31,824
(gunfire, explosion)
610
00:32:32,617 --> 00:32:34,242
Nicos:
Cut! Great stuff!
611
00:32:34,243 --> 00:32:36,828
Captain: For the first time
since we'd come to America,
612
00:32:36,829 --> 00:32:38,705
he was truly happy...
613
00:32:38,706 --> 00:32:40,666
Crew Member:
"The Hamlet," scene 45, take four.
614
00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:45,879
Captain: ...dying, over and
over and over in myriad ways.
615
00:32:45,880 --> 00:32:47,714
Nicos:
Cut! Lovely.
616
00:32:47,715 --> 00:32:49,341
Crew Member: Mark.
617
00:32:49,342 --> 00:32:50,467
Nicos:
The squibs! Waste 'em!
618
00:32:50,468 --> 00:32:52,637
- (gunfire)
- (grunting)
619
00:32:54,222 --> 00:32:57,767
Captain: But Bon wasn't the only
one who wanted to get in the act.
620
00:32:58,810 --> 00:32:59,477
Friends and family in!
621
00:32:59,478 --> 00:33:01,354
Mourn! Mourn!
622
00:33:01,979 --> 00:33:03,397
(crying)
623
00:33:03,398 --> 00:33:05,566
(speaking Vietnamese)
624
00:33:11,114 --> 00:33:13,407
Cut-age.
That's cinema.
625
00:33:13,408 --> 00:33:15,742
- (birds chirping)
- Not bad.
626
00:33:15,743 --> 00:33:17,662
Crew Member: Comin' through.
627
00:33:18,579 --> 00:33:20,497
What's wrong with you?
628
00:33:20,498 --> 00:33:22,458
Why do you wanna
act so much, huh?
629
00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:25,377
Well, just...
630
00:33:25,378 --> 00:33:28,380
- (Lana chuckles)
- You were so good, Lan.
631
00:33:28,381 --> 00:33:30,383
- Thanks, Jamie.
- Of course.
632
00:33:32,885 --> 00:33:34,554
"Jamie"? "Lan"?
633
00:33:35,012 --> 00:33:36,471
That's what he wants
me to call him.
634
00:33:36,472 --> 00:33:37,472
By the way, uh, Little Miss,
635
00:33:37,473 --> 00:33:40,517
about those lines you
added all by yourself.
636
00:33:40,518 --> 00:33:43,228
"Don't shoot." And then, and
then the second one was, uh,
637
00:33:43,229 --> 00:33:44,021
- "Don't die, Grandpa."
- Okay. Not bad.
638
00:33:44,022 --> 00:33:46,189
Might be in the movie.
Hey, Tommy!
639
00:33:46,190 --> 00:33:50,737
- Let's use that girl again!
- Yes! (squealing)
640
00:33:51,696 --> 00:33:52,821
(Captain scoffs)
641
00:33:52,822 --> 00:33:56,616
- (birds chirping)
- Hey, Violet.
642
00:33:56,617 --> 00:33:59,745
Uh, I can take that off you.
643
00:33:59,746 --> 00:34:00,829
I'm going up there anyway.
644
00:34:00,830 --> 00:34:02,706
- Um...
- He asked to see me.
645
00:34:02,707 --> 00:34:03,791
'Kay.
646
00:34:07,837 --> 00:34:10,882
Captain: Uh, Violet
wanted me to bring you this.
647
00:34:11,340 --> 00:34:14,635
Thank you. Put it on
the light table, yeah.
648
00:34:16,053 --> 00:34:18,305
- Is that it?
- I didn't wanna disturb you,
649
00:34:18,306 --> 00:34:22,477
but I was afraid we wouldn't
have any other time, uh...
650
00:34:23,060 --> 00:34:25,061
I'm gonna need some lines
for the torturers after lunch.
651
00:34:25,062 --> 00:34:28,273
- They don't need lines.
- Uh, alright, um,
652
00:34:28,274 --> 00:34:29,649
but if they're gonna
be torturing him,
653
00:34:29,650 --> 00:34:33,361
they're gonna probably need
some lines to extract information.
654
00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:35,781
This is war.
655
00:34:35,782 --> 00:34:36,823
This isn't a courtroom drama.
656
00:34:36,824 --> 00:34:38,158
This isn't
a fuckin' light comedy.
657
00:34:38,159 --> 00:34:39,868
It's sadism, animal cruelty.
658
00:34:39,869 --> 00:34:40,661
- It's, it's...
- So, in fact,
659
00:34:40,662 --> 00:34:43,205
I thought of some lines
660
00:34:43,206 --> 00:34:45,457
that might help convey
that, ya know?
661
00:34:45,458 --> 00:34:47,834
- Uh...
- Not lines.
662
00:34:47,835 --> 00:34:50,295
A line, pick a line.
No, pick a word.
663
00:34:50,296 --> 00:34:55,342
Something they can
scream or repeat like a chant.
664
00:34:55,343 --> 00:34:57,969
- A chant?
- Yeah, a chant.
665
00:34:57,970 --> 00:34:59,012
- Uh...
- Do you mind?
666
00:34:59,013 --> 00:35:01,765
This is not some
hobby I'm dabbling in.
667
00:35:01,766 --> 00:35:04,017
I'm trying to get inspiration
for the end of the movie.
668
00:35:04,018 --> 00:35:05,353
It's personal.
669
00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:07,522
I feel like you're watching
me masturbate right now.
670
00:35:08,314 --> 00:35:11,818
- Right, uh... - Great.
You wanna watch me get off?
671
00:35:12,318 --> 00:35:14,445
- Sorry.
- You don't look sorry.
672
00:35:15,279 --> 00:35:16,280
Commander!
673
00:35:17,532 --> 00:35:19,199
- (Captain grunts)
- H-Hey!
674
00:35:19,200 --> 00:35:23,037
What in the world inspired
you to climb all the way up here?
675
00:35:23,746 --> 00:35:26,373
- War is about sacrifice.
- (frame freezes)
676
00:35:26,374 --> 00:35:28,708
Captain: Okay, I know
what you're thinking.
677
00:35:28,709 --> 00:35:30,293
Yes, I am recounting something
678
00:35:30,294 --> 00:35:32,170
I didn't actually
witness myself.
679
00:35:32,171 --> 00:35:35,298
Forgive me. Some of
the dialogue is conjecture,
680
00:35:35,299 --> 00:35:37,133
but it helps to explain
the events that follow.
681
00:35:37,134 --> 00:35:42,181
I would gladly lay down
my life for my men.
682
00:35:43,349 --> 00:35:46,018
And I expect the same in return.
683
00:35:47,103 --> 00:35:51,023
- What? - But when I look
in that rookie's eyes...
684
00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:55,861
I get (shouts) nothing back!
685
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,612
And that makes me
feel like a chump.
686
00:35:57,613 --> 00:36:01,741
- And I don't like that.
- Yeah, no, no, no. You're so right.
687
00:36:01,742 --> 00:36:03,493
- Ryan...
- (groans)
688
00:36:03,494 --> 00:36:05,204
Mistake.
Mistake, Captain.
689
00:36:06,914 --> 00:36:10,917
You're a hunter, an
apex predator, a lion.
690
00:36:10,918 --> 00:36:12,919
- Hm, mm.
- Top of the food chain.
691
00:36:12,920 --> 00:36:13,588
Top of the class at West Point.
692
00:36:13,589 --> 00:36:15,964
Three times decorated.
693
00:36:15,965 --> 00:36:17,924
Youngest Green Beret
ever to make Major,
694
00:36:17,925 --> 00:36:20,719
but were demoted back to Captain
695
00:36:20,720 --> 00:36:23,763
o-only because he took on
that fuckhead of a General.
696
00:36:23,764 --> 00:36:26,558
So maybe not a lion after the
demotion, but you're a leopard.
697
00:36:26,559 --> 00:36:28,436
That's good enough.
698
00:36:29,103 --> 00:36:32,981
{\an8}Meanwhile, Bellamy,
he's an antelope,
699
00:36:32,982 --> 00:36:35,942
{\an8}a fawn destined
to be eaten by you.
700
00:36:35,943 --> 00:36:37,777
That's it.
He's a meal.
701
00:36:37,778 --> 00:36:39,404
You think a leopard
looks into a fawn's eyes
702
00:36:39,405 --> 00:36:40,615
and gives a shit
what it's thinking?
703
00:36:41,199 --> 00:36:44,242
They don't. They pounce.
They swallow.
704
00:36:44,243 --> 00:36:46,746
They ingest.
Shit out the carcass.
705
00:36:48,080 --> 00:36:50,040
- That's you.
- (growls)
706
00:36:50,041 --> 00:36:50,166
A leopard.
707
00:36:51,918 --> 00:36:52,627
I like that.
708
00:36:52,628 --> 00:36:54,961
{\an8}(chuckles) I like
that you like it.
709
00:36:54,962 --> 00:36:57,297
{\an8}Come on. You got
the afternoon off, right?
710
00:36:57,298 --> 00:36:59,799
Yeah, yeah. Recuperate.
Maybe have a shower.
711
00:36:59,800 --> 00:37:01,635
Oh, fuck that.
No showers in the battlefield.
712
00:37:01,636 --> 00:37:04,472
(radio playing)
713
00:37:06,515 --> 00:37:10,561
("Heartbeat, It's a Love Beat"
by The DeFranco Family playing on radio)
714
00:37:13,564 --> 00:37:14,523
Hey.
715
00:37:15,608 --> 00:37:16,609
Hey.
716
00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:20,695
- How do I look?
- Terrible.
717
00:37:20,696 --> 00:37:21,489
(both chuckle)
718
00:37:21,490 --> 00:37:23,324
Great.
719
00:37:24,116 --> 00:37:25,408
Yeah, it's lunch.
Would you like me
720
00:37:25,409 --> 00:37:26,701
to help you down or something?
721
00:37:26,702 --> 00:37:30,247
Fuck outta here. You know how long
it took me to get in this rig?
722
00:37:30,248 --> 00:37:31,290
(Captain chuckles)
723
00:37:32,750 --> 00:37:34,335
Water at least?
724
00:37:38,422 --> 00:37:41,508
That's good. That's good.
That's good. Thanks.
725
00:37:41,509 --> 00:37:43,677
So, today's the day.
You nervous?
726
00:37:43,678 --> 00:37:46,514
(song continues)
727
00:37:48,432 --> 00:37:50,016
(laughs)
Fuck no.
728
00:37:50,017 --> 00:37:53,938
Lookin' forward to it.
It's gonna be fun.
729
00:37:56,440 --> 00:37:59,109
- Well, good luck to you.
- Alright, man.
730
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:01,277
Crew Member:
"The Hamlet," scene 32, take one.
731
00:38:01,278 --> 00:38:03,364
First A.D.:
And action.
732
00:38:03,948 --> 00:38:05,241
- (electricity zapping)
- (indistinct yelling)
733
00:38:08,369 --> 00:38:11,538
- (projector rolling)
- (tense music playing)
734
00:38:11,539 --> 00:38:13,790
(sighs)
735
00:38:13,791 --> 00:38:15,041
Nicos:
Come on.
736
00:38:15,042 --> 00:38:17,293
- I love it.
- James Yoon: Thank you.
737
00:38:17,294 --> 00:38:19,796
Nicos:
You... It's real, it's real.
738
00:38:19,797 --> 00:38:20,881
Come on.
739
00:38:22,299 --> 00:38:23,800
- Fuck yeah!
- (Lana yelps, gasps)
740
00:38:23,801 --> 00:38:28,472
Aw, man. Dude! Come on!
741
00:38:39,817 --> 00:38:41,402
♪
742
00:38:44,905 --> 00:38:49,534
(exhales) Ooh. God damn,
that was hard to take.
743
00:38:49,535 --> 00:38:51,411
Right?
Bravo, buddy.
744
00:38:51,412 --> 00:38:53,830
If you look close,
you can see the boiled egg
I had for breakfast.
745
00:38:53,831 --> 00:38:55,457
That yolk will be
in the final cut,
746
00:38:55,458 --> 00:38:57,584
- I promise you.
- (laughter)
747
00:38:57,585 --> 00:38:59,252
- Yeah.
- James: Thank you.
748
00:38:59,253 --> 00:39:01,046
♪
749
00:39:01,047 --> 00:39:04,174
- Alright, the marvelous James Yoon, everybody.
- (cheering, applause)
750
00:39:04,175 --> 00:39:06,761
Nobody dies like James Yoon.
751
00:39:07,178 --> 00:39:09,179
- James Yoon, everyone.
- (cheering)
752
00:39:09,180 --> 00:39:11,431
That is the most authentic thing
753
00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:15,435
- we've captured so far.
- I love you. Thank you.
754
00:39:15,436 --> 00:39:18,605
- Why are you clapping?
- Nicos: Fantastic death.
755
00:39:18,606 --> 00:39:21,483
Why are you clapping?
756
00:39:21,484 --> 00:39:23,110
(silence)
757
00:39:24,862 --> 00:39:27,197
I'll tell you why.
758
00:39:27,198 --> 00:39:31,242
Because Commo Kim was
hangin' there for four fuckin' hours!
759
00:39:31,243 --> 00:39:33,912
He skipped lunch.
760
00:39:33,913 --> 00:39:37,624
Commo Kim was
in torture for real!
761
00:39:37,625 --> 00:39:40,710
Do you think any of us would
have felt what we just felt
762
00:39:40,711 --> 00:39:42,796
if he had flirted and farted
763
00:39:42,797 --> 00:39:44,255
and lounged his way
through lunch,
764
00:39:44,256 --> 00:39:46,216
and then just spritzed
on some fake sweat
765
00:39:46,217 --> 00:39:47,384
a minute before the take?
766
00:39:50,096 --> 00:39:54,766
Elvis Presley was
prepared to serve!
767
00:39:54,767 --> 00:39:57,812
Cassius Clay was not!
768
00:39:58,312 --> 00:40:01,065
- What the fuck is that supposed to mean, huh?
- Nicos: Uncomfortable is okay.
769
00:40:01,565 --> 00:40:04,527
This was a great day, and
we just saw great dailies.
770
00:40:06,946 --> 00:40:08,029
- All is well.
- (loud thud)
771
00:40:08,030 --> 00:40:09,030
- Oh, fuck.
- Oh!
772
00:40:09,031 --> 00:40:10,366
Get the fuck out of my way.
773
00:40:12,243 --> 00:40:14,953
Before this war is over,
774
00:40:14,954 --> 00:40:16,956
we will all be covered in blood.
775
00:40:17,748 --> 00:40:19,499
- (door slams) - Nicos: Alright.
See you tomorrow, pal.
776
00:40:19,500 --> 00:40:22,627
- (whispers) Wanna get outta here?
- Nicos: Wow.
777
00:40:22,628 --> 00:40:24,213
I don't know.
778
00:40:24,797 --> 00:40:25,797
Huh?
779
00:40:25,798 --> 00:40:27,882
♪
780
00:40:27,883 --> 00:40:28,717
Maybe.
781
00:40:28,718 --> 00:40:31,719
Ooh, it's a night
full of inspiration.
782
00:40:31,720 --> 00:40:33,805
Thank you all. Huh.
783
00:40:33,806 --> 00:40:35,598
(screaming)
784
00:40:35,599 --> 00:40:37,476
(muttering to himself)
785
00:40:38,936 --> 00:40:39,395
(sniffs)
786
00:40:42,106 --> 00:40:43,107
Shamus.
787
00:40:43,607 --> 00:40:45,525
Hey.
788
00:40:45,526 --> 00:40:48,528
Have you ever seen
a Sagittarius that bright?
789
00:40:48,529 --> 00:40:52,491
- Nicos: Half-man, half...
- Ryan: Gittarius.
790
00:40:54,118 --> 00:40:57,495
My mind is racing, wandering.
791
00:40:57,496 --> 00:41:00,165
I got a fuckin' great idea.
792
00:41:00,166 --> 00:41:02,125
I think this night
has offered inspiration
793
00:41:02,126 --> 00:41:04,961
- for the both of us.
- A-And-And-And it's a new scene.
794
00:41:04,962 --> 00:41:08,423
- (screaming) - And I'm
gonna go write it right now.
795
00:41:08,424 --> 00:41:10,925
And I think you're
gonna dig it, brother.
796
00:41:10,926 --> 00:41:12,677
(typing)
797
00:41:12,678 --> 00:41:14,597
- (growling)
- I'm gonna go.
798
00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:16,849
- (crying)
- Kiss me...
799
00:41:19,810 --> 00:41:20,728
Beautiful little...
800
00:41:20,729 --> 00:41:22,813
- (planes passing)
- Kiss me...
801
00:41:24,148 --> 00:41:25,566
- (cries)
- King of the Hamlet.
802
00:41:25,900 --> 00:41:28,360
- (screaming)
- (indistinct shouting)
803
00:41:28,861 --> 00:41:31,155
(spits)
804
00:41:34,116 --> 00:41:36,160
(indistinct chatter)
805
00:41:39,997 --> 00:41:42,665
Violet:
Good morning, everyone.
806
00:41:42,666 --> 00:41:45,418
Our Captain Shamus is missing.
807
00:41:45,419 --> 00:41:47,545
- (crowd murmuring)
- He does have a gun.
808
00:41:47,546 --> 00:41:49,339
We think it's unloaded,
809
00:41:49,340 --> 00:41:51,341
but, uh, until that is verified,
810
00:41:51,342 --> 00:41:53,468
production is halted.
811
00:41:53,469 --> 00:41:56,179
We're working with local
authorities to find him.
812
00:41:56,180 --> 00:41:57,931
He has a very pronounced smell,
813
00:41:57,932 --> 00:41:59,307
so we're confident the K-9 unit
814
00:41:59,308 --> 00:42:00,350
will locate him soon, right?
815
00:42:00,351 --> 00:42:04,103
In the meantime,
hang tight and, uh,
816
00:42:04,104 --> 00:42:07,482
remain on the premises.
817
00:42:07,483 --> 00:42:09,317
Don't go.
You can't leave.
818
00:42:09,318 --> 00:42:10,444
(indistinct chatter)
819
00:42:17,117 --> 00:42:19,994
- (chickens clucking)
- (birds chirping)
820
00:42:19,995 --> 00:42:22,665
(plucky lute music playing)
821
00:42:31,507 --> 00:42:32,633
Jamie Johnson:
Girl, you somethin' else.
822
00:42:35,135 --> 00:42:37,637
This whole shitshow
is comin' down fast.
823
00:42:37,638 --> 00:42:38,638
You just sit here by the water,
824
00:42:38,639 --> 00:42:41,391
singin' some old song
that was taught to you
825
00:42:41,392 --> 00:42:45,104
by your grandma's grandma's...
826
00:42:45,896 --> 00:42:47,147
grandma.
827
00:42:48,857 --> 00:42:55,072
(sings) ♪ Do you
understand a word I say? ♪
828
00:42:57,992 --> 00:43:00,827
(sings, broken English)
♪ A word I say? ♪
829
00:43:00,828 --> 00:43:02,662
Yeah, you got it.
830
00:43:02,663 --> 00:43:05,332
(ambient nature sounds)
831
00:43:07,543 --> 00:43:10,503
Captain:
"The Hamlet: The Musical"?
832
00:43:10,504 --> 00:43:11,546
Lana: Oh. (scoffs)
Yeah, yeah.
833
00:43:11,547 --> 00:43:16,175
Isn't she amazing? We're
rehearsin' her new scene.
834
00:43:16,176 --> 00:43:19,929
Violet (over megaphone): Cast and
crew, return to your rooms immediately.
835
00:43:19,930 --> 00:43:23,516
I know you're out there.
This is not a fucking joke.
836
00:43:23,517 --> 00:43:26,520
- We, uh, can pick this up later.
- Yeah.
837
00:43:29,148 --> 00:43:30,733
(Jamie grunts)
838
00:43:36,905 --> 00:43:38,364
What's the matter?
839
00:43:38,365 --> 00:43:39,533
Uh, apart from the writing?
840
00:43:40,659 --> 00:43:44,370
- You hate the scene, huh?
- No, I mean,
841
00:43:44,371 --> 00:43:46,706
I'm happy he's finally
giving you some lines.
842
00:43:46,707 --> 00:43:49,751
Well, not lines, technically,
more like words, but...
843
00:43:49,752 --> 00:43:52,170
Well, it's kind of
a big break, you know?
844
00:43:52,171 --> 00:43:54,213
It's not her only scene.
She's got another.
845
00:43:54,214 --> 00:43:55,716
Go 'head, show him.
846
00:43:59,094 --> 00:44:01,554
I have a final scene
with Captain Shamus.
847
00:44:01,555 --> 00:44:04,725
Gets rough with me, and, uh,
Bellamy comes to my rescue.
848
00:44:05,351 --> 00:44:08,228
Que-Linh?
Your name is Que-Linh?
849
00:44:09,563 --> 00:44:11,647
- My mother's name?
- Yeah.
850
00:44:11,648 --> 00:44:12,566
- (Captain chuckles)
- (distant scream)
851
00:44:12,567 --> 00:44:15,401
Crew Member:
Oh, my God! What is that?
852
00:44:15,402 --> 00:44:17,946
(tense music playing)
853
00:44:24,912 --> 00:44:26,245
Monique:
This is your new ending?
854
00:44:26,246 --> 00:44:27,830
It's fucking insanity.
855
00:44:27,831 --> 00:44:29,248
They weren't built for it.
856
00:44:29,249 --> 00:44:30,708
You can't do this
out of nowhere.
857
00:44:30,709 --> 00:44:33,461
Baby, I got inspired while I
was painting because of you.
858
00:44:33,462 --> 00:44:35,505
Remember, you're
the one who told me
859
00:44:35,506 --> 00:44:36,672
to use my gift of painting.
860
00:44:36,673 --> 00:44:38,674
- And things changed.
- Mm-hmm.
861
00:44:38,675 --> 00:44:39,926
Everything's gotta go.
862
00:44:39,927 --> 00:44:41,761
Everything.
No exceptions.
863
00:44:41,762 --> 00:44:44,764
Madness wins.
Anarchy, chaos.
864
00:44:44,765 --> 00:44:46,641
- Carpet-bomb the world.
- Like what?
865
00:44:46,642 --> 00:44:47,434
- "Zabriskie Point"?
- Yeah.
866
00:44:47,435 --> 00:44:49,936
Exactly. Exactly!
But bigger.
867
00:44:49,937 --> 00:44:50,896
- No.
- A million times bigger.
868
00:44:50,897 --> 00:44:54,023
Fuckin' billion times
bigger than Antonioni!
869
00:44:54,024 --> 00:44:56,025
- This is my, this is my vision!
- No! It's dangerous.
870
00:44:56,026 --> 00:44:56,902
But you won't listen to reason.
871
00:44:56,903 --> 00:44:59,445
- You're a child.
- That's why you love me?
872
00:44:59,446 --> 00:45:01,280
- Monique: Yes, I love you.
- Because I'm a baby?
873
00:45:01,281 --> 00:45:03,491
- Monique: Yes, you're a...
- I'm your petit chou?
874
00:45:03,492 --> 00:45:05,953
Huh?
Oui, oui, mon amie.
875
00:45:07,204 --> 00:45:08,788
So, Shamus came back.
876
00:45:08,789 --> 00:45:10,666
- Knew he would, that son of a bitch.
- (snaps, claps hands)
877
00:45:12,543 --> 00:45:14,794
How can I help you?
More notes?
878
00:45:14,795 --> 00:45:17,213
No, no, no, hold that
thought. Let me guess.
879
00:45:17,214 --> 00:45:19,632
You're here to suggest
that instead of having
880
00:45:19,633 --> 00:45:20,967
Bellamy teach English
to the village girl,
881
00:45:20,968 --> 00:45:25,471
I should have her teach
Vietnamese to him, am I right?
882
00:45:25,472 --> 00:45:27,849
- Ballpark?
- Uh, no. Not quite.
883
00:45:27,850 --> 00:45:30,351
I-I mean, don't get me
wrong. I appreciate the scene.
884
00:45:30,352 --> 00:45:32,228
It offers a perspective, um,
885
00:45:32,229 --> 00:45:37,692
- that shows the Vietnamese are real people...
- Boring. Boring. Boring.
886
00:45:37,693 --> 00:45:40,319
The fact that I'm even thinking of
such things, don't you understand?
887
00:45:40,320 --> 00:45:42,947
This is, this is an indication
of your positive impact.
888
00:45:42,948 --> 00:45:44,365
You should just be happy,
proud of yourself,
889
00:45:44,366 --> 00:45:46,576
all that happy horseshit.
890
00:45:46,577 --> 00:45:48,786
- (exhales) - Unfortunately,
your language itself,
891
00:45:48,787 --> 00:45:50,746
it's fuckin' garbage.
892
00:45:50,747 --> 00:45:52,832
It's just...
It-It's impossible.
893
00:45:52,833 --> 00:45:55,835
Especially to squeeze into the
petite brain of our pop idol friend,
894
00:45:55,836 --> 00:45:56,670
so can't help you.
895
00:45:58,589 --> 00:46:00,883
- Right, uh...
- Next.
896
00:46:02,259 --> 00:46:04,010
- And, uh...
- Next.
897
00:46:04,011 --> 00:46:05,344
Scene 64.
898
00:46:05,345 --> 00:46:07,388
- Scene fucking what?
- Scene 64.
899
00:46:07,389 --> 00:46:09,558
Okay, right on it.
I'm gettin' on it.
900
00:46:10,267 --> 00:46:11,559
- Yeah.
- Captain: Is it really necessary?
901
00:46:11,560 --> 00:46:14,897
- Unfortunately, yes.
- Why?
902
00:46:15,439 --> 00:46:17,982
You know, it's funny,
when I wrote that scene,
903
00:46:17,983 --> 00:46:19,525
I knew I was gonna
hear from you.
904
00:46:19,526 --> 00:46:22,445
I wrote scene 64 in "The Hamlet"
905
00:46:22,446 --> 00:46:24,363
as a tribute to her.
906
00:46:24,364 --> 00:46:27,992
(scoffs) To my mother?
A rape scene?
907
00:46:27,993 --> 00:46:29,744
- A tribute?!
- To her pain.
908
00:46:29,745 --> 00:46:32,205
You don't know anything
about my mother.
909
00:46:32,206 --> 00:46:33,706
I understand that she was raped,
910
00:46:33,707 --> 00:46:37,043
- like everyone in your country.
- (exhales)
911
00:46:37,044 --> 00:46:39,045
Not literally, but raped.
912
00:46:39,046 --> 00:46:40,379
Am I wrong?
913
00:46:40,380 --> 00:46:42,423
I'm tellin' you,
the audience will react
914
00:46:42,424 --> 00:46:44,217
with visceral revulsion.
915
00:46:44,218 --> 00:46:46,219
They will be
permanently scarred.
916
00:46:46,220 --> 00:46:47,970
It's the right thing to do!
917
00:46:47,971 --> 00:46:49,555
And I fuckin' did it for you!
918
00:46:49,556 --> 00:46:51,474
Yeah, well, maybe, maybe Lana.
919
00:46:51,475 --> 00:46:54,185
Have you thought about that?
920
00:46:54,186 --> 00:46:55,686
You know, she's still young.
921
00:46:55,687 --> 00:46:58,147
- She's not even a real actress.
- You're right, you're right.
922
00:46:58,148 --> 00:46:59,524
That's why she looks authentic.
923
00:46:59,525 --> 00:47:02,903
- Just like your mother, Que-Linh.
- Don't say her fucking name!
924
00:47:05,030 --> 00:47:06,864
Lana's a real Vietnamese
925
00:47:06,865 --> 00:47:08,199
who will now get the privilege
926
00:47:08,200 --> 00:47:10,910
of representing the tens
of millions of Vietnamese
927
00:47:10,911 --> 00:47:13,371
who never got a chance
to speak up for themselves.
928
00:47:13,372 --> 00:47:14,122
Isn't that what you
fucking wanted?!
929
00:47:14,706 --> 00:47:17,083
What are you fuckin'
mad at me for?!
930
00:47:17,084 --> 00:47:18,752
You should be thanking me.
931
00:47:19,419 --> 00:47:20,295
Thank you for getting
us to where we are.
932
00:47:20,296 --> 00:47:22,588
- We'll take it from here.
- Don't touch me.
933
00:47:22,589 --> 00:47:24,423
Okay.
934
00:47:24,424 --> 00:47:26,343
You know you're fired, right?
935
00:47:32,266 --> 00:47:35,894
I'm so lucky.
Antonioni had Monica Vitti.
936
00:47:36,770 --> 00:47:38,355
Monique:
Thanks.
937
00:47:39,481 --> 00:47:40,940
But I've got Monique Thibault.
938
00:47:40,941 --> 00:47:44,653
- (soft rock music playing)
- Mm-hmm.
939
00:47:47,698 --> 00:47:50,116
Captain:
Yes, once again, I admit
940
00:47:50,117 --> 00:47:52,702
I am recounting events
I didn't personally witness.
941
00:47:52,703 --> 00:47:56,998
I don't think this scene
is extraneous,
942
00:47:56,999 --> 00:48:01,003
but if it offends you,
feel free to skip ahead.
943
00:48:02,170 --> 00:48:03,130
Let's dance.
944
00:48:03,505 --> 00:48:04,630
(Monique moans)
945
00:48:04,631 --> 00:48:08,176
- (Nicos grunting)
- (Monique laughing)
946
00:48:09,428 --> 00:48:11,721
Woo!
(exhales)
947
00:48:11,722 --> 00:48:12,806
♪
948
00:48:15,434 --> 00:48:17,477
- What's that?
- Hm?
949
00:48:19,271 --> 00:48:20,605
- The fuck is that?
- I don't know.
950
00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,690
You fucking with me?
951
00:48:22,691 --> 00:48:24,150
- I'm not.
- What is that?
952
00:48:24,151 --> 00:48:25,484
I don't know.
953
00:48:25,485 --> 00:48:27,486
♪
954
00:48:27,487 --> 00:48:29,156
- Please.
- Looks like a...
955
00:48:29,990 --> 00:48:33,869
- (horror music sting)
- (Nicos yelping)
956
00:48:35,370 --> 00:48:37,956
- (ominous music playing)
- What the fuck?
957
00:48:38,915 --> 00:48:42,501
- This guy is one dangerous fuck.
- (sighs)
958
00:48:42,502 --> 00:48:45,172
We're ready for what?
959
00:48:46,548 --> 00:48:49,008
- (sizzling)
- (applause)
960
00:48:49,009 --> 00:48:51,177
(cheering)
961
00:48:51,178 --> 00:48:52,678
The dead shall depart!
962
00:48:52,679 --> 00:48:54,014
Thanks for everything,
everybody!
963
00:48:56,642 --> 00:48:58,392
- Hey, well done, James.
- James: Thank you.
964
00:48:58,393 --> 00:49:01,063
- Freddie: The dead shall depart.
- (laughter)
965
00:49:01,813 --> 00:49:04,190
James: Indeed they
shall. How's the deer?
966
00:49:04,191 --> 00:49:08,694
- (unsettling music playing)
- Uh, surprisingly not bad.
967
00:49:08,695 --> 00:49:10,529
- Yeah?
- Captain: Mm.
968
00:49:10,530 --> 00:49:12,156
I wasn't surprised one
bit when he came back
969
00:49:12,157 --> 00:49:13,783
with that buck on his shoulders.
970
00:49:13,784 --> 00:49:15,618
You know why Ryan hasn't
been in a decent movie
971
00:49:15,619 --> 00:49:17,746
in the last five years?
972
00:49:18,955 --> 00:49:24,460
He punched Ken Omaha's
nose... and broke it.
973
00:49:24,461 --> 00:49:27,046
- (laughter)
- Why did he do that?
974
00:49:27,047 --> 00:49:30,049
To get a real reaction
from his scene partner.
975
00:49:30,050 --> 00:49:31,550
♪
976
00:49:31,551 --> 00:49:32,928
Watch your back, alright?
977
00:49:34,429 --> 00:49:35,722
Take care, fellas.
978
00:49:36,973 --> 00:49:37,973
Alright?
979
00:49:37,974 --> 00:49:39,059
♪
980
00:49:40,435 --> 00:49:43,145
(typing)
981
00:49:43,146 --> 00:49:47,483
{\an8}- (raining, thundering)
- First A.D.: Alright, roll cameras. Marker.
982
00:49:47,484 --> 00:49:49,527
Crew member:
Scene 64, take one.
983
00:49:49,528 --> 00:49:51,987
- (camera beeps)
- first A.D.: And action!
984
00:49:51,988 --> 00:49:53,698
- (crying) - King of the Hamlet.
I am King of the Hamlet,
985
00:49:53,699 --> 00:49:56,117
and you will be my queen!
986
00:49:56,118 --> 00:49:57,451
- Gimme a kiss. Kiss me.
- (Lana crying)
987
00:49:57,452 --> 00:49:59,079
(rain pattering)
988
00:49:59,871 --> 00:50:02,958
Excuse me. Sorry.
Is Lana in there?
989
00:50:03,875 --> 00:50:06,085
- With Shamus?
- Jamie: He's fuckin' unstable.
990
00:50:06,086 --> 00:50:07,586
He went off-script,
pointed his gun at me
991
00:50:07,587 --> 00:50:08,921
with "nigger this,
nigger that."
992
00:50:08,922 --> 00:50:11,132
He's out of fuckin' control.
993
00:50:11,133 --> 00:50:12,883
But let it go.
Lana will be cool.
994
00:50:12,884 --> 00:50:14,593
I'll make sure she's safe
from that motherfucker.
995
00:50:14,594 --> 00:50:16,429
- (screaming)
- What the fuck?! Let me in there!
996
00:50:16,430 --> 00:50:18,431
Shh. Quiet.
Use this.
997
00:50:18,432 --> 00:50:19,932
Sorry, can you ask
if Lana's okay?
998
00:50:19,933 --> 00:50:22,101
- First A.D.: Who is Lana?
- The-The Vietnamese actress.
999
00:50:22,102 --> 00:50:23,602
Her? She can
take this, okay?
1000
00:50:23,603 --> 00:50:27,273
- Crew Member (over radio): Stand by
for the cue. - Copy, copy that.
1001
00:50:27,274 --> 00:50:28,774
When I get the signal
from the director,
1002
00:50:28,775 --> 00:50:30,609
I'm gonna wave this flag
from right over there
1003
00:50:30,610 --> 00:50:32,987
and you go, okay?
I'll wave this flag.
1004
00:50:32,988 --> 00:50:35,948
- Alright? Then you go. Good, stay.
- Copy. I heard you.
1005
00:50:35,949 --> 00:50:38,117
(tense music playing)
1006
00:50:38,118 --> 00:50:42,288
- (screaming)
- Shamus: ...don't you recognize me?
1007
00:50:42,289 --> 00:50:44,248
I'm your King!
You'll be my
1008
00:50:44,249 --> 00:50:47,084
beautiful, little, obedient
Vietnamese flower.
1009
00:50:47,085 --> 00:50:49,462
- (struggling) - Just kiss me.
Kiss me and you will see
1010
00:50:49,463 --> 00:50:51,964
that I'm your king.
1011
00:50:51,965 --> 00:50:55,134
On your knees!
(yelling in Vietnamese)
1012
00:50:55,135 --> 00:50:56,803
(screaming)
1013
00:50:59,639 --> 00:51:01,640
♪
1014
00:51:01,641 --> 00:51:03,142
(shirt rips)
1015
00:51:03,143 --> 00:51:05,562
(screaming, struggling)
1016
00:51:08,648 --> 00:51:10,650
♪
1017
00:51:11,985 --> 00:51:13,528
(screaming)
1018
00:51:14,905 --> 00:51:17,656
Get your fuckin' hands
off her! Get off her!
1019
00:51:17,657 --> 00:51:19,617
- The fuck?!
- Did we cue him?
1020
00:51:19,618 --> 00:51:21,787
(punch landing)
1021
00:51:25,791 --> 00:51:27,209
(grunting, yelling)
1022
00:51:30,504 --> 00:51:33,172
♪
1023
00:51:33,173 --> 00:51:35,382
Fucking motherfucker!
Get the fuck off me!
1024
00:51:35,383 --> 00:51:37,551
Fuck you!
1025
00:51:37,552 --> 00:51:38,844
Jesus Christ, what
have they done to you?
1026
00:51:38,845 --> 00:51:41,514
(whispers)
Did he say "cut"?
1027
00:51:41,515 --> 00:51:43,183
And cut!
1028
00:51:43,725 --> 00:51:44,684
Finally!
You give me somethin'!
1029
00:51:44,685 --> 00:51:47,186
Yeah, that was fuckin' real!
1030
00:51:47,187 --> 00:51:49,021
How the fuck did this happen?!
1031
00:51:49,022 --> 00:51:51,774
- Jamie: Evil fuckin' genius.
- Ryan: My man!
1032
00:51:51,775 --> 00:51:54,193
Hey! Are you crazy? Why'd
you let him in before the signal?
1033
00:51:54,194 --> 00:51:55,986
First A.D.: Sir, the Vietnamese
guy just took my flag
1034
00:51:55,987 --> 00:51:58,697
- and started waving it.
- You what?
1035
00:51:58,698 --> 00:52:00,866
Trust me, Lana.
You don't know.
1036
00:52:00,867 --> 00:52:02,201
They... He-He
would've done it for real.
1037
00:52:02,202 --> 00:52:05,288
Well, you didn't know that
I could've handled myself.
1038
00:52:07,082 --> 00:52:08,874
You. Again.
1039
00:52:08,875 --> 00:52:11,627
You just ruined my
best take, you schmuck.
1040
00:52:11,628 --> 00:52:13,170
My only take!
1041
00:52:13,171 --> 00:52:16,298
I can't shoot it again
'cause these fucking mutts
1042
00:52:16,299 --> 00:52:17,633
just bashed each other's snouts.
1043
00:52:17,634 --> 00:52:21,011
Are you happy? Huh?
1044
00:52:21,012 --> 00:52:26,100
The cultural consultant
I fired came back for free
1045
00:52:26,101 --> 00:52:26,893
to destroy the film.
1046
00:52:26,894 --> 00:52:28,978
That's what you just witnessed.
1047
00:52:28,979 --> 00:52:30,938
That is a first in film history.
1048
00:52:30,939 --> 00:52:33,107
Really, that's all
you care about, huh?
1049
00:52:33,108 --> 00:52:34,900
If I'd let it gone on,
she would've been raped!
1050
00:52:34,901 --> 00:52:36,902
- Lana: Stop! Shut up!
- For real! Do you care about that?!
1051
00:52:36,903 --> 00:52:39,154
- Would you be happy...
- Fuck you!
1052
00:52:39,155 --> 00:52:40,906
- Would that be the first in the
history of cinema?! - Lana: Stop!
1053
00:52:40,907 --> 00:52:44,451
(crying) Stop!
What are you doing?
1054
00:52:44,452 --> 00:52:48,414
Shut up! It's just acting.
It's not real!
1055
00:52:48,415 --> 00:52:51,417
Why are you ruining
my fucking life?!
1056
00:52:51,418 --> 00:52:53,586
Jesus fucking Christ!
1057
00:52:53,587 --> 00:52:55,921
(all murmuring)
1058
00:52:55,922 --> 00:52:57,215
Nicos (over megaphone):
Fuck.
1059
00:52:57,716 --> 00:52:59,259
(Captain sighs)
1060
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:11,271
(wind blowing)
1061
00:53:15,692 --> 00:53:16,192
(sighs)
1062
00:53:25,744 --> 00:53:28,914
- (tense music playing)
- (indistinct chatter)
1063
00:53:33,001 --> 00:53:35,128
- First A.D. (over megaphone):
Planes! In five... - Huh?
1064
00:53:36,238 --> 00:53:37,838
four, three...
1065
00:53:37,839 --> 00:53:41,467
(laughs)
Yeah! Come on!
1066
00:53:41,468 --> 00:53:43,345
(planes approaching)
1067
00:53:44,763 --> 00:53:47,599
(suspenseful music playing)
1068
00:53:48,892 --> 00:53:51,269
(booming explosions)
1069
00:53:54,439 --> 00:53:56,191
♪
1070
00:53:57,859 --> 00:53:59,569
(echoing shout)
1071
00:54:00,612 --> 00:54:03,365
♪
1072
00:54:09,704 --> 00:54:10,330
(music stops)
1073
00:54:10,914 --> 00:54:16,169
{\an8}(Captain speaking Vietnamese)
1074
00:54:35,563 --> 00:54:37,357
(percussive music
playing in distance)
1075
00:54:57,127 --> 00:55:00,213
("Live It Up" by
The Isley Brothers playing)
1076
00:55:20,483 --> 00:55:23,319
{\an8}(singing)
1077
00:55:48,011 --> 00:55:49,928
("Live It Up" continues)
1078
00:55:49,929 --> 00:55:52,807
(electric guitar riff)
1079
00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:07,613
- ♪ Ah, ah nah ♪
- ♪ Live, live it up ♪
1080
00:56:07,614 --> 00:56:10,449
- ♪ Right now, one time ♪
- ♪ Live, live it up ♪
1081
00:56:10,450 --> 00:56:15,037
- ♪ Gotta, oh ♪
- ♪ Live, live it up ♪
1082
00:56:15,038 --> 00:56:18,415
- ♪ Show you how ♪
- ♪ Live, live it up ♪
1083
00:56:18,416 --> 00:56:22,169
♪ I'm gonna make you
ease your mind ♪
1084
00:56:22,170 --> 00:56:25,464
♪ I know I'll have
a little luck ♪
1085
00:56:25,465 --> 00:56:29,635
♪ To make you have a real,
real, real, real good time ♪
1086
00:56:29,636 --> 00:56:32,304
♪ Gonna make you live it up ♪
1087
00:56:32,305 --> 00:56:34,766
♪ 'Cause everybody's
gotta move ♪
1088
00:56:36,392 --> 00:56:39,646
♪ Everybody's gotta
groove, yeah ♪
1089
00:56:40,230 --> 00:56:43,899
♪ Everybody's makin' love,
sure 'nough ♪
1090
00:56:43,900 --> 00:56:48,987
♪ Everybody's gotta
live it up, well ♪
1091
00:56:48,988 --> 00:56:52,658
♪ What did I do that
was wrong, yeah ♪
1092
00:56:52,659 --> 00:56:56,328
♪ Just wanna have me
big fun now ♪
1093
00:56:56,329 --> 00:56:59,498
♪ Been holdin' back
for too long ♪
1094
00:56:59,499 --> 00:57:06,046
♪ I gotta, gotta, gotta live
it up, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1095
00:57:06,047 --> 00:57:08,174
(guitar solo)
1096
00:57:14,973 --> 00:57:19,184
♪ I gotta live ♪
1097
00:57:19,185 --> 00:57:21,562
- ♪ Live, live it up ♪
- ♪ Gonna live it up ♪
1098
00:57:21,563 --> 00:57:23,564
- ♪ I'm gonna live ♪
- ♪ Live ♪
1099
00:57:23,565 --> 00:57:24,606
- ♪ Live it up ♪
- ♪ Live it up ♪
1100
00:57:24,607 --> 00:57:27,151
- ♪ I wanna dance ♪
- ♪ Live ♪
1101
00:57:27,152 --> 00:57:29,111
- ♪ Make romance ♪
- ♪ Live it up ♪
1102
00:57:29,112 --> 00:57:30,821
- ♪ I wanna sing ♪
- ♪ Live ♪
1103
00:57:30,822 --> 00:57:32,865
- ♪ Wanna swing ♪
- ♪ Live it up ♪
1104
00:57:32,866 --> 00:57:34,449
- ♪ I wanna hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Live ♪
1105
00:57:34,450 --> 00:57:36,535
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Live it up ♪
1106
00:57:36,536 --> 00:57:38,620
- ♪ Hey, hey, hey, hey ♪
- ♪ Live ♪
1107
00:57:38,621 --> 00:57:40,539
- ♪ Ah ♪
- ♪ Live it up ♪
1108
00:57:40,540 --> 00:57:42,374
- ♪ Ah-ha-ha ♪
- ♪ Live ♪
1109
00:57:42,375 --> 00:57:44,376
- ♪ Hey ♪
- ♪ Live it up ♪
1110
00:57:44,377 --> 00:57:46,044
- ♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
- ♪ Live ♪
1111
00:57:46,045 --> 00:57:48,213
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- ♪ Live it up ♪
1112
00:57:48,214 --> 00:57:50,341
(guitar solo)
1113
00:58:07,442 --> 00:58:08,443
♪
1114
00:58:32,383 --> 00:58:33,426
(music fades out)
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