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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,885 --> 00:00:04,886 ♪ My eyes are gettin' weary ♪ 2 00:00:05,037 --> 00:00:07,739 ♪ my back is gettin' tight 3 00:00:07,923 --> 00:00:09,724 ♪ I'm sittin' here in traffic ♪ 4 00:00:09,792 --> 00:00:12,610 ♪ on the queensborough bridge tonight ♪ 5 00:00:12,678 --> 00:00:16,614 ♪ but I don't care, 'cause all I want to do ♪ 6 00:00:18,067 --> 00:00:21,853 ♪ is cash my check and drive right home to you ♪ 7 00:00:23,673 --> 00:00:25,423 ♪ 'cause, baby, all my life 8 00:00:25,491 --> 00:00:28,393 ♪ I will be drivin' home to you ♪ 9 00:00:34,599 --> 00:00:37,501 (Stewardess) We're beginning our final descent into laguardia. 10 00:00:37,569 --> 00:00:39,587 Please make sure your seat belts are fastened 11 00:00:39,655 --> 00:00:41,372 and your seat back and tray tables 12 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:43,674 are in their full, upright positions, 13 00:00:43,742 --> 00:00:46,577 and discontinue the use of any electronic devices 14 00:00:46,645 --> 00:00:48,546 you may have brought onboard. 15 00:00:52,751 --> 00:00:53,684 Honey. 16 00:00:53,752 --> 00:00:54,852 Huh? 17 00:00:54,920 --> 00:00:57,939 We're landing, and you couldn't have more to do. 18 00:00:58,006 --> 00:00:59,273 Oh, right. 19 00:01:01,977 --> 00:01:03,177 [Sighing] 20 00:01:05,630 --> 00:01:06,764 I, uh... 21 00:01:08,233 --> 00:01:09,834 Is there, like... 22 00:01:22,063 --> 00:01:23,230 Wow. 23 00:01:23,299 --> 00:01:26,701 You like the way daddy throws away his trash, huh? 24 00:01:26,769 --> 00:01:29,954 No, that's for being such a sweetie this weekend. 25 00:01:30,021 --> 00:01:31,489 Ah, it wasn't so bad. 26 00:01:31,540 --> 00:01:32,856 Oh, come on. Give yourself some credit. 27 00:01:32,975 --> 00:01:35,343 You spent 2 whole days with my old high-school friend 28 00:01:35,410 --> 00:01:37,111 and her new baby. 29 00:01:37,179 --> 00:01:39,180 It's called "doin' the right thing," Carrie. 30 00:01:39,247 --> 00:01:42,633 Some of us still believe in that. 31 00:01:42,701 --> 00:01:45,920 Oh, and by the way, I was checkin' out the clothes they had on that baby. 32 00:01:45,987 --> 00:01:47,288 Couldn't look more comfortable. 33 00:01:47,355 --> 00:01:49,307 Yeah, that fleece ducky thing was cute, right? 34 00:01:49,374 --> 00:01:51,108 No, no, no. You're missing the point. 35 00:01:51,176 --> 00:01:52,826 I want that for me. 36 00:01:54,196 --> 00:01:55,813 Oh, look. We're almost on the ground. 37 00:01:55,881 --> 00:01:56,997 Hmm. 38 00:01:58,734 --> 00:02:00,001 [Thudding] 39 00:02:00,069 --> 00:02:01,235 [Tires screeching] 40 00:02:06,541 --> 00:02:07,758 [P.A. System beeping] 41 00:02:07,826 --> 00:02:09,744 (Stewardess) As you probably noticed, 42 00:02:09,845 --> 00:02:11,729 we had a little bump on our landing there. 43 00:02:11,797 --> 00:02:13,247 Obviously, we're on the ground, 44 00:02:13,315 --> 00:02:15,099 and there's no need for oxygen. 45 00:02:15,133 --> 00:02:17,401 We'll be at the gate in just a moment. 46 00:02:35,570 --> 00:02:37,438 So, uh, how was your flight? 47 00:02:37,505 --> 00:02:38,706 Oh, it was good. 48 00:02:38,774 --> 00:02:40,141 Wasn't it good, carr? 49 00:02:40,209 --> 00:02:41,342 Uh-huh. 50 00:02:41,409 --> 00:02:42,643 It was good, wasn't it? 51 00:02:42,711 --> 00:02:44,278 Anyway, enough about the heffernans. 52 00:02:44,346 --> 00:02:46,647 What's goin' on in spencylvania? 53 00:02:46,715 --> 00:02:48,049 (Spence) Actually, uh, 54 00:02:48,117 --> 00:02:50,084 my landlord says she's gonna raise my rent again. 55 00:02:50,152 --> 00:02:51,753 I've probably gotta find a new place. 56 00:02:51,820 --> 00:02:55,172 Oh, man. That old lady is an ass. 57 00:02:55,240 --> 00:02:57,408 They're jackin' up his rent. You hear that, hon? 58 00:02:57,476 --> 00:02:58,876 Yes. I'm 2 feet away. 59 00:02:58,943 --> 00:03:00,511 Oh, yeah. 60 00:03:00,578 --> 00:03:03,647 Hey, you know, my cousin Danny's got a 2-bedroom in sunnyside. 61 00:03:03,715 --> 00:03:05,916 I think he might be lookin' for a roommate. 62 00:03:05,984 --> 00:03:08,585 Oh, yeah? I might be interested. 63 00:03:08,653 --> 00:03:10,854 You think you could, uh, arrange a sit-down? 64 00:03:10,922 --> 00:03:12,789 Consider yourself sat. 65 00:03:16,461 --> 00:03:18,529 Uh, Carrie, are you getting enough air back there? 66 00:03:18,596 --> 00:03:22,199 Oh, yeah. I'm fine. Thanks, Spence. 67 00:03:22,267 --> 00:03:25,269 How about you, Doug? Enough air? 68 00:03:32,176 --> 00:03:34,745 Ooh, doin' some unpackin'. 69 00:03:34,813 --> 00:03:37,681 Here, I'll just put my socks in the drawer. 70 00:03:37,749 --> 00:03:40,183 That's a funny word, drawer. 71 00:03:41,820 --> 00:03:43,304 It's one of those words, 72 00:03:43,371 --> 00:03:45,840 more than one syllable but not quite 2. 73 00:03:47,810 --> 00:03:51,746 You say "drawer," you think you're done, but no. 74 00:03:51,814 --> 00:03:53,481 You still got an "er" left to say. 75 00:03:53,549 --> 00:03:55,049 [Laughing] 76 00:03:55,116 --> 00:03:57,084 Mirror. Another one. 77 00:03:57,152 --> 00:03:59,487 It's crazy some of the words they have. 78 00:04:02,407 --> 00:04:04,308 Come on, I didn't do anything wrong. 79 00:04:04,376 --> 00:04:05,776 Oh, you didn't do anything wrong? 80 00:04:05,843 --> 00:04:07,744 Oh, ok, so I guess what you did right 81 00:04:07,913 --> 00:04:09,947 was grab the only oxygen mask, 82 00:04:10,015 --> 00:04:11,798 sucked on it like it was a beer tap, 83 00:04:11,866 --> 00:04:13,450 and didn't give a crap about me. 84 00:04:13,535 --> 00:04:16,053 Yeah, that was 5 seconds of glory right there. 85 00:04:16,121 --> 00:04:17,355 You are way outta line. 86 00:04:17,422 --> 00:04:18,856 Oh, yeah? How's that? How's that? 87 00:04:18,923 --> 00:04:21,158 How's that? I'll tell you how's that. 88 00:04:22,243 --> 00:04:23,527 Can I finish? 89 00:04:24,162 --> 00:04:26,380 I am not talking. 90 00:04:26,448 --> 00:04:28,882 I was only getting my oxygen first 91 00:04:28,950 --> 00:04:30,801 so I'd be strong enough to save you. 92 00:04:30,868 --> 00:04:32,787 Yeah, you know you're supposed to do that? 93 00:04:32,855 --> 00:04:34,956 You're supposed to put your own mask on first? 94 00:04:35,023 --> 00:04:38,075 You'd know that if you were paying attention to the safety instructions 95 00:04:38,143 --> 00:04:39,660 instead of reading your Elle magazine. 96 00:04:39,728 --> 00:04:41,495 Yeah, truth hurts a little, doesn't it? 97 00:04:41,563 --> 00:04:45,249 Yeah, I'd better take a long, hard look at myself. 98 00:04:45,317 --> 00:04:47,351 It was just a stupid thing that happened. 99 00:04:47,419 --> 00:04:50,554 I mean, and the point is, we were on the ground. There wasn't even any danger. 100 00:04:50,622 --> 00:04:52,523 That's even more pathetic. 101 00:04:52,591 --> 00:04:54,625 What are you gonna do when there is real danger, 102 00:04:54,693 --> 00:04:56,026 eat me for nourishment? 103 00:04:56,094 --> 00:04:57,211 I would never do that. 104 00:04:57,279 --> 00:04:58,445 Oh, I'm not so sure. 105 00:04:58,514 --> 00:04:59,614 Oh, you think I'd eat you? 106 00:04:59,681 --> 00:05:01,215 Well, I didn't think that yesterday, 107 00:05:01,282 --> 00:05:03,217 but now I'm thinkin', 2 hours in a lifeboat, 108 00:05:03,284 --> 00:05:06,737 you'd be gnawing at my hip with land in sight. 109 00:05:06,805 --> 00:05:08,939 You know what? I'm always wrong. You're always right. 110 00:05:09,007 --> 00:05:10,174 That's how our arguments go. 111 00:05:10,242 --> 00:05:13,060 No, not always, but this time, 112 00:05:13,128 --> 00:05:14,311 you betcha. 113 00:05:15,914 --> 00:05:18,082 All right, you're right. You know what? I saved myself, 114 00:05:18,150 --> 00:05:20,918 but you know what, it's instinct, ok? This is the way people are. 115 00:05:20,986 --> 00:05:22,186 Doug, no. I'm sorry. 116 00:05:22,254 --> 00:05:24,121 It's the way you are, ok? 117 00:05:24,189 --> 00:05:25,389 There are some people 118 00:05:25,456 --> 00:05:27,758 that would risk their lives for someone they loved. 119 00:05:27,826 --> 00:05:29,226 Oh, would they? 120 00:05:29,294 --> 00:05:30,510 Ok, well, tell me this, Carrie. 121 00:05:30,579 --> 00:05:32,145 Honestly, if I was in danger, 122 00:05:32,213 --> 00:05:34,548 really, really in danger, 123 00:05:34,616 --> 00:05:37,634 would you risk your life to protect me? 124 00:05:37,702 --> 00:05:39,620 Would you take a bullet for me? 125 00:05:40,872 --> 00:05:42,272 In a heartbeat. 126 00:05:44,025 --> 00:05:46,176 Well, we'll just see about that. 127 00:05:58,621 --> 00:06:00,990 So, Doug says you got a pretty sweet place. 128 00:06:01,057 --> 00:06:03,792 Yeah, yeah. It's 2-bedroom, big kitchen. 129 00:06:03,860 --> 00:06:05,327 I got it when I was, uh, married. 130 00:06:05,395 --> 00:06:07,829 Thought I'd be starting a family. 131 00:06:07,897 --> 00:06:08,831 Dodged that bullet! 132 00:06:08,899 --> 00:06:10,266 Right. 133 00:06:10,333 --> 00:06:12,134 Hey, hey, I hear ya. 134 00:06:12,202 --> 00:06:14,770 Uh, well, I have till the 30th to get out of my place, 135 00:06:14,838 --> 00:06:17,106 and, you know, I can-- I can move in anytime before then. 136 00:06:17,174 --> 00:06:18,674 Yeah, ok. 137 00:06:18,741 --> 00:06:22,895 So, what does Spence olchin bring to the party? 138 00:06:24,598 --> 00:06:25,698 What? 139 00:06:25,765 --> 00:06:27,700 Well, I--I--I know what I bring, you know, 140 00:06:27,767 --> 00:06:28,901 a bitchin' apartment. 141 00:06:28,969 --> 00:06:30,002 [Laughing] 142 00:06:30,070 --> 00:06:32,721 But what about you, Spence olchin? Go. 143 00:06:36,142 --> 00:06:37,743 So the oxygen masks fall, 144 00:06:37,811 --> 00:06:40,212 and now she's all mad at me 'cause I didn't help her. 145 00:06:40,280 --> 00:06:41,947 Bam! 5-zip. 146 00:06:42,015 --> 00:06:44,717 Man, I'm just giving you a prison pounding today. 147 00:06:44,785 --> 00:06:46,652 She's acting all crazy, right? I mean... 148 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,588 Yeah, I mean, what, she couldn't put her mask on herself? 149 00:06:49,656 --> 00:06:51,724 Actually, hers never came down. 150 00:06:51,792 --> 00:06:53,893 Oh, that is pretty bad. 151 00:06:53,960 --> 00:06:55,260 And you know what else is bad? 152 00:06:55,328 --> 00:06:58,196 [Grunts] My ball in your goal. 153 00:06:58,264 --> 00:07:01,033 How about I spot you 5 points, make it a contest, huh? 154 00:07:01,100 --> 00:07:03,536 Spot me 5 points? How about I give you 5 points right now? 155 00:07:04,404 --> 00:07:05,704 Then I've won. 156 00:07:06,390 --> 00:07:07,689 I need beer. 157 00:07:09,860 --> 00:07:11,793 I don't take a long time in the bathroom. 158 00:07:11,862 --> 00:07:14,363 Uh, I've never been in trouble with the law. 159 00:07:14,430 --> 00:07:17,049 And if, uh-- hey, if you're interested in tai chi, 160 00:07:17,117 --> 00:07:19,451 I could lead us in the morning. 161 00:07:19,519 --> 00:07:20,886 Right. Well, listen, Spence, 162 00:07:20,954 --> 00:07:22,621 I--I think I got all the info I need. 163 00:07:22,689 --> 00:07:23,956 Ah. 164 00:07:24,024 --> 00:07:25,757 What's a good move in day, 'cause I'm--I'm wide open? 165 00:07:25,826 --> 00:07:27,243 [Chuckles] 166 00:07:27,310 --> 00:07:30,462 You're gettin' a little ahead of yourself there, huh? 167 00:07:30,530 --> 00:07:31,630 What do you mean? 168 00:07:31,698 --> 00:07:33,732 Well, y-you're definitely in the running, 169 00:07:33,800 --> 00:07:35,967 but there are a few other interested candidates. 170 00:07:36,035 --> 00:07:38,036 All right, I have to give notice at my place, 171 00:07:38,104 --> 00:07:39,605 so I kinda need to know right now. 172 00:07:39,673 --> 00:07:41,206 Well, I can't tell you right now. 173 00:07:41,224 --> 00:07:43,775 Well, I--I need to know right now. 174 00:07:43,843 --> 00:07:45,244 If that's the case, 175 00:07:45,311 --> 00:07:47,613 afraid I gotta give you a big, fat no. 176 00:07:48,881 --> 00:07:51,450 Well, o-ok. You know, fine. Fine. 177 00:07:51,518 --> 00:07:53,452 God, this was a good waste of my time. 178 00:07:53,520 --> 00:07:54,819 Well, back off, all right? 179 00:07:54,887 --> 00:07:57,022 I--I just took this meeting as a courtesy to Doug. 180 00:07:57,089 --> 00:08:00,259 Oh, yeah? Well, me, too. 181 00:08:01,427 --> 00:08:03,612 Hey, Doug, thanks for nothing. 182 00:08:06,216 --> 00:08:08,917 Women, you know? One day they're whining about their equal rights 183 00:08:08,985 --> 00:08:10,419 and their women's lib, and then 184 00:08:10,487 --> 00:08:12,838 suddenly they want to be saved and protected. 185 00:08:12,906 --> 00:08:15,774 I mean, what do these women want? 186 00:08:15,842 --> 00:08:18,961 I don't know, except I'm pretty sure they all want oxygen. 187 00:08:19,029 --> 00:08:20,479 Look, I'm not hanging out with you 188 00:08:20,547 --> 00:08:23,048 so you can tell me how much I suck, ok? I can get that at home. 189 00:08:23,116 --> 00:08:24,799 So why'd you tell me the story at all? 190 00:08:24,867 --> 00:08:27,036 I told you so you could tell me I did nothing wrong. 191 00:08:27,103 --> 00:08:29,070 Oh, then tell me a different story. 192 00:08:29,138 --> 00:08:31,289 Hey, it's real easy for you to judge from here, you know, 193 00:08:31,357 --> 00:08:33,158 but if you were on that plane, 194 00:08:33,226 --> 00:08:34,860 you would've been kissing that mask just like I was. 195 00:08:34,927 --> 00:08:36,061 I don't think so, guy. 196 00:08:36,129 --> 00:08:38,313 Oh, you're such a hero. What have you ever done? 197 00:08:38,381 --> 00:08:39,615 [Sighing] 198 00:08:39,682 --> 00:08:41,950 I saved somebody one time. 199 00:08:42,018 --> 00:08:44,703 You saved someone? Yeah, like, when? 200 00:08:44,771 --> 00:08:46,204 I was driving back from college, 201 00:08:46,272 --> 00:08:47,990 there was this big accident on the road, 202 00:08:48,057 --> 00:08:51,043 and I pulled this old guy out of a burning car. 203 00:08:52,295 --> 00:08:53,695 Yeah, right. 204 00:08:55,131 --> 00:08:58,300 That's how I got this scar on my leg. 205 00:08:58,367 --> 00:09:00,586 Ooh, I got a foot-long scar on my leg 206 00:09:00,653 --> 00:09:03,705 from savin' a stranger. And I went to college. 207 00:09:03,773 --> 00:09:05,241 Get over yourself. 208 00:09:17,670 --> 00:09:19,838 How about that patio, huh? What's up? 209 00:09:19,906 --> 00:09:21,306 [Shouting] What's up? 210 00:09:21,373 --> 00:09:23,225 Yeah, it's great. 211 00:09:23,293 --> 00:09:26,545 Hey, hey, you can set up your amp over here, 212 00:09:26,613 --> 00:09:28,580 and if your band wants to come over and jam, 213 00:09:28,648 --> 00:09:32,016 that's cool. I've been known to get down a little myself. 214 00:09:34,854 --> 00:09:37,556 So, you got any questions? 215 00:09:38,625 --> 00:09:40,259 Yeah, uh, rent's $700? 216 00:09:40,326 --> 00:09:41,260 Uh-huh. 217 00:09:41,327 --> 00:09:43,245 And you're definitely staying? 218 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:46,431 Uh, yeah. 219 00:09:46,499 --> 00:09:49,001 Well, you know, I'll get back to you. 220 00:09:52,739 --> 00:09:54,106 All right. 221 00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:08,487 [Phone ringing] 222 00:10:10,573 --> 00:10:11,840 Hello? 223 00:10:11,907 --> 00:10:14,476 (Danny) Spencie. It's Danny heffernan. 224 00:10:14,544 --> 00:10:17,279 Listen, given a little thought to the whole roommate deal, 225 00:10:17,346 --> 00:10:20,598 and, uh, you know, I liked your passion the other night. 226 00:10:20,666 --> 00:10:22,367 You got fire in your belly, buddy. 227 00:10:22,435 --> 00:10:24,820 Listen, I'm thinkin' Spence olchin 228 00:10:24,888 --> 00:10:26,622 might be an interesting way to go. 229 00:10:26,689 --> 00:10:28,724 Oh, no can do. 230 00:10:28,791 --> 00:10:30,092 What? 231 00:10:30,159 --> 00:10:31,460 Yeah. The thing is 232 00:10:31,527 --> 00:10:33,662 I went down to the city college housing center, 233 00:10:33,730 --> 00:10:36,164 and I found myself another place. 234 00:10:36,232 --> 00:10:37,800 Spence. Oh, hold on. 235 00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:39,167 What is it, sweetie? 236 00:10:39,235 --> 00:10:40,903 I can't figure out which shirt to wear. 237 00:10:40,971 --> 00:10:42,905 Do you like this one or this one? 238 00:10:42,973 --> 00:10:44,890 Hmm. Neither. 239 00:10:44,957 --> 00:10:46,492 Oh, you're so mean. 240 00:10:46,559 --> 00:10:48,127 [Spence laughs] 241 00:10:48,194 --> 00:10:49,677 Oh, man, I'm sorry about that. 242 00:10:49,745 --> 00:10:51,546 That was my roommate, Elena. 243 00:10:51,614 --> 00:10:53,382 She's a very free-spirited 244 00:10:53,449 --> 00:10:54,917 Brazilian exchange student, 245 00:10:54,984 --> 00:10:57,952 and I was helping her get dressed. 246 00:11:00,757 --> 00:11:01,907 Really? 247 00:11:02,641 --> 00:11:04,076 Mmm-hmm. 248 00:11:04,210 --> 00:11:06,495 S-so then, you're--you're giving me a no, then? 249 00:11:06,563 --> 00:11:08,797 Yeah. A big, fat one. 250 00:11:11,384 --> 00:11:12,267 [Doorbell rings] 251 00:11:12,335 --> 00:11:13,702 Oh. Got to go. 252 00:11:13,770 --> 00:11:16,739 I think some more of her equally full-lipped friends are here. 253 00:11:16,806 --> 00:11:18,440 [Imitates gun firing] 254 00:11:20,810 --> 00:11:22,745 Hey, ladies, come on in. Hi. 255 00:11:22,812 --> 00:11:24,379 Hi. Hello. 256 00:11:24,447 --> 00:11:26,915 Hey, uh, who wants to curl up on the couch with me 257 00:11:26,983 --> 00:11:28,416 and watch jag, huh? 258 00:11:29,519 --> 00:11:30,853 (Elena) Hello. 259 00:11:30,920 --> 00:11:32,554 [Speaking portuguese] 260 00:11:34,524 --> 00:11:37,259 I can't decide. Which one do you like? 261 00:11:37,326 --> 00:11:38,360 Oh, that one. 262 00:11:38,427 --> 00:11:39,561 Ah! 263 00:11:39,629 --> 00:11:42,464 Wait. You're going to change in front on him? 264 00:11:42,532 --> 00:11:44,283 Oh, he's just Spence. 265 00:12:01,167 --> 00:12:03,201 Doug, can you, uh, pass the salt? 266 00:12:04,837 --> 00:12:06,922 Doug? Salt. 267 00:12:06,990 --> 00:12:08,757 Summer of 1993. 268 00:12:08,825 --> 00:12:10,592 What? I saved you. 269 00:12:10,659 --> 00:12:12,160 Yeah, you remember? 270 00:12:12,228 --> 00:12:13,561 We--we had just started dating, 271 00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:16,014 and I-- and I took you to the forest hills mini-golf. 272 00:12:16,081 --> 00:12:17,299 And it was, like, midnight, 273 00:12:17,367 --> 00:12:18,850 and 2 big guys came out of nowhere, 274 00:12:18,918 --> 00:12:21,019 and they-- and they started making some rude comments 275 00:12:21,086 --> 00:12:23,422 about your breastesses. 276 00:12:25,357 --> 00:12:27,492 Well, I got right in their face, and I said: 277 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,394 "Hey, the lady's with me, so back off, ok? 278 00:12:29,462 --> 00:12:30,996 You guys got a problem with that?" 279 00:12:31,063 --> 00:12:32,664 That's what I did. Yeah. 280 00:12:32,732 --> 00:12:33,898 So, you know what? 281 00:12:33,966 --> 00:12:35,884 You can just stop with your disappointed sighs 282 00:12:36,085 --> 00:12:38,654 and your burglar alarm brochures. 283 00:12:38,722 --> 00:12:41,690 'Cause you know what? It turns out when there's real danger, 284 00:12:41,758 --> 00:12:43,508 this kid comes to play. 285 00:12:45,511 --> 00:12:47,646 You've never taken me to forest hills mini-golf. 286 00:12:47,713 --> 00:12:48,963 What? 287 00:12:49,031 --> 00:12:51,249 I've never been to forest hills mini-golf. 288 00:12:51,284 --> 00:12:52,384 Really? 289 00:12:55,171 --> 00:12:57,355 Oh, wait a sec. That--that was Amy. 290 00:12:58,874 --> 00:13:00,108 She was ugly. 291 00:13:00,176 --> 00:13:02,026 And, uh, wasn't she a cop? 292 00:13:02,094 --> 00:13:03,261 She was. 293 00:13:03,329 --> 00:13:04,529 You better let this go, Doug. 294 00:13:04,596 --> 00:13:07,332 No, look, I know I did stuff, ok? 295 00:13:07,399 --> 00:13:09,267 Ok, hey, what about the time 296 00:13:09,335 --> 00:13:11,253 you told off that girl in the yogurt shop? 297 00:13:11,320 --> 00:13:13,338 You remember? And then you left without your purse? 298 00:13:13,406 --> 00:13:14,939 I had to go back in there. 299 00:13:15,007 --> 00:13:18,460 And believe me, I had to deal with some very nasty looks. 300 00:13:20,062 --> 00:13:21,397 Are you done with your plate? 301 00:13:21,464 --> 00:13:23,098 All right, look, maybe I never saved you, 302 00:13:23,165 --> 00:13:26,819 but here's something I never told you. What? 303 00:13:26,886 --> 00:13:30,271 I once pulled an old man from a burning car. 304 00:13:31,524 --> 00:13:32,874 That was Deacon. 305 00:13:32,942 --> 00:13:34,259 Yes, it was. 306 00:13:34,327 --> 00:13:36,228 What do you-- what do you want me to do here? 307 00:13:36,296 --> 00:13:38,329 I don't want you to do anything. 308 00:13:38,397 --> 00:13:41,199 I'm sorry, ok? I--I--I did a horrible thing, 309 00:13:41,267 --> 00:13:42,433 but h-h-how can I fix this? 310 00:13:42,501 --> 00:13:44,069 Doug, listen to me, all right? 311 00:13:44,137 --> 00:13:45,904 I still love you, and--and we'll get through this. 312 00:13:45,972 --> 00:13:47,189 It's just that, you know, 313 00:13:47,256 --> 00:13:48,890 something can happen in a split second 314 00:13:48,958 --> 00:13:51,876 that changes the way you look at the person forever, 315 00:13:51,944 --> 00:13:54,379 and there's nothing you can do to fix that. 316 00:13:54,446 --> 00:13:55,747 [Sighs] 317 00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,181 [Crockery clinking] 318 00:13:57,249 --> 00:13:58,934 I changed the way you look at me forever? 319 00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:00,936 Yeah, a--a little. 320 00:14:01,003 --> 00:14:02,254 Oh, God. 321 00:14:12,699 --> 00:14:14,499 Do you, um, 322 00:14:14,567 --> 00:14:16,685 d-do you want some pudding? 323 00:14:16,753 --> 00:14:18,103 No pudding. 324 00:14:19,272 --> 00:14:20,572 No pudding? 325 00:14:22,008 --> 00:14:23,675 [Whispering] No pudding. 326 00:14:36,454 --> 00:14:38,655 Hey, Spence. 327 00:14:38,723 --> 00:14:39,956 How was your date? 328 00:14:40,023 --> 00:14:41,958 Oh, it was awful. 329 00:14:42,025 --> 00:14:45,294 Why are the good-looking guys such jerks? 330 00:14:46,230 --> 00:14:48,498 Couldn't tell you. 331 00:14:48,566 --> 00:14:50,467 Will you rub my temples? 332 00:14:51,435 --> 00:14:52,602 Sure. 333 00:14:55,306 --> 00:14:58,591 Ooh, that feels great. 334 00:14:58,659 --> 00:15:01,127 My mother used to do this. 335 00:15:01,194 --> 00:15:03,729 In many ways, you remind me of her. 336 00:15:06,517 --> 00:15:08,584 You know what? 337 00:15:08,652 --> 00:15:11,987 I'm done with men. Friday is girls' night out. 338 00:15:13,057 --> 00:15:14,874 Would you like to come? 339 00:15:14,942 --> 00:15:18,344 Uh, uh, no, no. You know, I can't come, 340 00:15:18,411 --> 00:15:20,513 because, in spite of what you might think, 341 00:15:20,581 --> 00:15:21,948 I'm not a girl, ok? 342 00:15:22,015 --> 00:15:24,016 I'm a heterosexual man 343 00:15:24,084 --> 00:15:26,151 with all the wants and desires of such a man, 344 00:15:26,219 --> 00:15:28,521 so stop telling me about your dates 345 00:15:28,589 --> 00:15:31,457 and--and walking around here half-naked, 346 00:15:31,525 --> 00:15:33,726 and--and no more lotions, all right? 347 00:15:33,794 --> 00:15:35,394 I am dangerous! 348 00:15:36,129 --> 00:15:38,163 You're so cute. 349 00:15:40,968 --> 00:15:43,469 Oh, God, you make me feel so bad! 350 00:15:54,314 --> 00:15:56,916 I just saw my gynecologist buying nachos. 351 00:15:56,984 --> 00:15:58,651 How weird is that? 352 00:16:01,288 --> 00:16:03,389 I brought you some whoppers. 353 00:16:03,456 --> 00:16:05,274 No whoppers. 354 00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:07,526 Doug, come on. You have to start eating sugar again. 355 00:16:07,594 --> 00:16:09,913 Your body's gonna go into shock. 356 00:16:09,980 --> 00:16:11,864 I changed the way you look at me forever. 357 00:16:11,932 --> 00:16:13,415 No, you didn't. 358 00:16:13,483 --> 00:16:15,151 You're lookin' at me different right now. No, I'm not. 359 00:16:15,219 --> 00:16:17,220 You are. Used to be, when I walked in a room, 360 00:16:17,287 --> 00:16:20,105 your face would light up like a little kid in a candy store. 361 00:16:20,173 --> 00:16:21,774 Ok, that didn't happen. 362 00:16:21,842 --> 00:16:24,944 Listen to me, the other day, I was upset, ok? 363 00:16:25,012 --> 00:16:26,345 I went a little too far. 364 00:16:26,547 --> 00:16:28,948 I didn't mean to change your life here. 365 00:16:29,015 --> 00:16:30,783 I don't want our lives to change, either. 366 00:16:30,851 --> 00:16:32,719 Ok. See, 367 00:16:32,787 --> 00:16:35,421 you want to really know what I see when I look at you? 368 00:16:35,489 --> 00:16:36,889 What? 369 00:16:36,957 --> 00:16:40,793 I see a great, caring guy 370 00:16:40,861 --> 00:16:43,379 that I love very much, 371 00:16:43,446 --> 00:16:45,381 and that's all that matters. 372 00:16:46,366 --> 00:16:48,584 So let's just move past this. 373 00:16:50,821 --> 00:16:52,522 I'll take my whoppers now. 374 00:17:00,781 --> 00:17:02,364 [Movie playing] 375 00:17:03,934 --> 00:17:05,835 (Narrator onscreen) What if they told you 376 00:17:05,903 --> 00:17:08,103 the one person you loved most 377 00:17:08,171 --> 00:17:09,939 never even was? 378 00:17:10,007 --> 00:17:12,708 (Jack) I'm joining my wife. She checked in yesterday. 379 00:17:12,776 --> 00:17:15,562 (Receptionist) I'm afraid there's no record of her arrival. 380 00:17:15,629 --> 00:17:17,263 But I spoke to her this morning. 381 00:17:17,331 --> 00:17:18,931 She's in room 1250. 382 00:17:18,999 --> 00:17:22,017 Sir, we have no room 1250. 383 00:17:23,687 --> 00:17:25,221 (Narrator) What would you risk? 384 00:17:25,289 --> 00:17:27,790 How far would you go to find her? 385 00:17:27,857 --> 00:17:31,460 If you're Jack Langston, you're unstoppable. 386 00:17:31,528 --> 00:17:33,479 [Tires screeching] 387 00:17:33,546 --> 00:17:35,615 [Car engine revving] 388 00:17:35,683 --> 00:17:37,800 [Tires screeching] 389 00:17:37,868 --> 00:17:39,101 (Man) Where are you going? 390 00:17:39,169 --> 00:17:41,020 The dam's gonna break any second! 391 00:17:41,087 --> 00:17:43,055 (Jack) My wife's up there, damn it! 392 00:17:43,123 --> 00:17:44,106 Take my hand! 393 00:17:44,174 --> 00:17:45,124 (Woman) No! 394 00:17:45,192 --> 00:17:46,208 Take it! 395 00:17:46,276 --> 00:17:47,694 Save yourself, Jack! 396 00:17:47,761 --> 00:17:50,897 What kind of a man do you think I am? 397 00:17:57,471 --> 00:17:59,104 Hey, hey. 398 00:17:59,172 --> 00:18:00,840 Honey, what are you doin'? 399 00:18:00,907 --> 00:18:02,675 You know, you brought me here on purpose. 400 00:18:02,743 --> 00:18:04,627 You knew that preview would be playin'. 401 00:18:04,694 --> 00:18:06,863 Yeah, actually, you know what? It's not even a real movie. 402 00:18:06,931 --> 00:18:09,182 Nicholas cage and I just got together to zetz ya. 403 00:18:09,249 --> 00:18:12,534 Come on. You're acting crazy, sweetie. 404 00:18:12,603 --> 00:18:14,670 I told you. You're a loving and caring guy, 405 00:18:14,738 --> 00:18:15,838 and I mean that. 406 00:18:15,906 --> 00:18:17,323 No. No, no, you want Jack Langston. 407 00:18:17,391 --> 00:18:19,659 Well, I'm not Jack Langston, and I never will be. 408 00:18:19,727 --> 00:18:22,194 Look, what happened, happened. 409 00:18:22,262 --> 00:18:24,096 I am over it now. 410 00:18:24,164 --> 00:18:25,447 No, you're not! 411 00:18:25,515 --> 00:18:26,766 Would you listen to me? 412 00:18:26,834 --> 00:18:28,835 I was upset. We talked about it. 413 00:18:28,903 --> 00:18:30,003 I'm over it now. 414 00:18:30,070 --> 00:18:32,555 Could we please friggin' drop it? 415 00:18:35,175 --> 00:18:36,793 Carrie! 416 00:18:36,860 --> 00:18:38,010 Wha-- 417 00:18:39,496 --> 00:18:40,696 ow! 418 00:18:40,764 --> 00:18:42,265 What are you doing? 419 00:18:42,332 --> 00:18:44,533 I was saving you from that bus. 420 00:18:44,601 --> 00:18:46,101 What bus? 421 00:19:02,469 --> 00:19:03,770 [Sighs] 422 00:19:05,022 --> 00:19:07,172 Where are we at here, Doug? 423 00:19:13,196 --> 00:19:15,047 Does it sting? No. That's good. 424 00:19:15,115 --> 00:19:17,449 Yeah, it's great. I've moved on from not saving you 425 00:19:17,517 --> 00:19:19,318 to actively hurting you. 426 00:19:19,386 --> 00:19:21,420 That's not true. I mean, in that moment, 427 00:19:21,488 --> 00:19:23,956 you really thought I was gonna get run over by that bus. 428 00:19:24,024 --> 00:19:27,026 I did. I just wish the bus had been a little closer. 429 00:19:28,295 --> 00:19:29,678 So do I, honey. 430 00:19:30,230 --> 00:19:31,697 So do I. 431 00:19:31,765 --> 00:19:33,216 But I'll tell you somethin'. 432 00:19:33,283 --> 00:19:35,584 If anything ever happens again where you are in real danger, 433 00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:37,453 I just want you to know, I got your back. 434 00:19:37,521 --> 00:19:39,455 I know you do. 435 00:19:39,523 --> 00:19:41,657 You know what? 436 00:19:41,725 --> 00:19:44,627 I think I'm ready for that pudding now. 437 00:19:44,695 --> 00:19:46,712 Uh, actually, honey, there's--there's-- 438 00:19:46,780 --> 00:19:48,614 there's no more pudding. 439 00:19:48,681 --> 00:19:50,283 No more pudding? 440 00:19:50,350 --> 00:19:51,400 Sorry, honey. 441 00:19:53,169 --> 00:19:54,554 No pudding. 442 00:20:16,310 --> 00:20:17,710 Room's all ready. 443 00:20:18,612 --> 00:20:19,845 Thanks. 444 00:20:20,947 --> 00:20:22,565 I brought a rice maker. 445 00:20:23,466 --> 00:20:24,600 Cool. 446 00:20:31,507 --> 00:20:33,876 I think we're in for quite a ride. 447 00:20:39,766 --> 00:20:42,118 Yeah, he just packed up his stuff, 448 00:20:42,186 --> 00:20:45,337 said goodbye, and ran out the door. 449 00:20:45,405 --> 00:20:48,273 I know Spence was just this little guy, 450 00:20:48,341 --> 00:20:50,092 but he was funny 451 00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,494 and nice and really cute. 452 00:20:53,664 --> 00:20:56,165 You know, I think, 453 00:20:57,383 --> 00:21:00,019 I think I was falling in love with him, 454 00:21:01,355 --> 00:21:03,088 but, oh, well... 455 00:21:03,156 --> 00:21:06,525 You know, I went shopping today. 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