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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:02,918 --> 00:00:04,686 ♪ My eyes are gettin' weary ♪ 2 00:00:04,754 --> 00:00:07,372 ♪ my back is gettin' tight 3 00:00:07,573 --> 00:00:09,457 ♪ I'm sittin' here in traffic ♪ 4 00:00:09,525 --> 00:00:12,477 ♪ on the queensboro bridge tonight ♪ 5 00:00:12,544 --> 00:00:17,949 ♪ but I don't care, 'cause all I want to do ♪ 6 00:00:18,017 --> 00:00:21,719 ♪ is cash my check and drive right home to you ♪ 7 00:00:23,889 --> 00:00:25,473 ♪ 'cause, baby, all my life 8 00:00:25,541 --> 00:00:28,176 ♪ I will be drivin' home to you ♪ 9 00:00:38,871 --> 00:00:40,805 Hey, you know what they ought to bring back? 10 00:00:40,873 --> 00:00:41,973 Old-fashioned nurses. 11 00:00:42,041 --> 00:00:43,908 You know, the ones with really big breasts 12 00:00:43,976 --> 00:00:46,044 and low-cut uniforms. 13 00:00:46,112 --> 00:00:48,763 My father is about to have heart surgery. 14 00:00:48,830 --> 00:00:50,565 And don't you think he'd like to wake up 15 00:00:50,633 --> 00:00:52,667 with a nice big pair of bosoms in his face? 16 00:00:52,735 --> 00:00:53,668 [Sighs] 17 00:00:54,036 --> 00:00:55,270 Come here. Look, 18 00:00:55,337 --> 00:00:56,570 it's not even real heart surgery. 19 00:00:56,638 --> 00:00:58,273 It's angioplasty. 20 00:00:58,340 --> 00:00:59,740 Come on, let's read the pamphlet 21 00:00:59,809 --> 00:01:00,842 Dr. Davis gave you. 22 00:01:00,910 --> 00:01:02,243 No. It's stupid. It's not. 23 00:01:02,311 --> 00:01:04,045 It's about a little cartoon character 24 00:01:04,113 --> 00:01:07,481 named Angie o'plasty. 25 00:01:07,549 --> 00:01:09,184 That worked out well, didn't it? 26 00:01:09,251 --> 00:01:11,286 Yeah, 'cause you meet a lot of people named o'plasty. 27 00:01:11,353 --> 00:01:12,486 Oh, come on. 28 00:01:12,554 --> 00:01:14,455 She's a little heart with a bow in her hair. 29 00:01:14,523 --> 00:01:15,656 She's adorable. 30 00:01:15,724 --> 00:01:16,858 If I were a little boy heart, 31 00:01:16,926 --> 00:01:19,377 I'd--I'd take a run at her. 32 00:01:19,444 --> 00:01:20,845 Just read. Ok, all right. 33 00:01:20,913 --> 00:01:22,480 "Come along for a tour of the heart 34 00:01:22,547 --> 00:01:25,449 "with your special guide, Angie o' plasty. 35 00:01:25,517 --> 00:01:27,268 First stop, the groin." 36 00:01:27,336 --> 00:01:28,519 Whoa. 37 00:01:29,321 --> 00:01:30,821 Wasn't expectin' that. 38 00:01:30,889 --> 00:01:31,889 Ok, let's see. 39 00:01:31,957 --> 00:01:33,508 But, th-the-the... Look, it's simple. 40 00:01:33,625 --> 00:01:35,393 They send a balloon into his heart vessel 41 00:01:35,461 --> 00:01:36,694 and blow it up. It's fun. 42 00:01:36,761 --> 00:01:38,362 It's like a-- it's like a birthday party. 43 00:01:38,430 --> 00:01:40,398 Maybe they can make it into a poodle. 44 00:01:40,466 --> 00:01:41,466 [Imitating poodle] 45 00:01:42,701 --> 00:01:44,569 He's gonna be ok, right? 46 00:01:44,636 --> 00:01:46,504 Yes, he's gonna be fine. 47 00:01:46,572 --> 00:01:48,139 Look, he's gonna be better than fine. 48 00:01:48,207 --> 00:01:49,507 He's gonna be great. 49 00:01:49,575 --> 00:01:51,008 Could you float me a buck? 50 00:01:51,076 --> 00:01:52,126 What? 51 00:01:52,194 --> 00:01:53,494 I'm kind of hungry. 52 00:01:53,561 --> 00:01:54,929 That's a chipwich machine. 53 00:01:54,997 --> 00:01:57,365 I think you know where this is goin'. 54 00:01:57,432 --> 00:01:59,133 I used all my singles for parking. 55 00:01:59,201 --> 00:02:00,634 Come on. All I got is a $100 bill. 56 00:02:00,702 --> 00:02:01,969 All right, you know what? 57 00:02:02,037 --> 00:02:03,871 You work on your little problem over there, 58 00:02:03,939 --> 00:02:05,907 and I'm gonna go ask the doctor a few more questions 59 00:02:05,974 --> 00:02:07,909 I won't understand the answers to. 60 00:02:07,976 --> 00:02:10,111 [Man on p.A. System] Blue team to I.C.U., please. 61 00:02:10,178 --> 00:02:11,979 Blue team, I.C.U. 62 00:02:13,448 --> 00:02:16,583 Hey. I know you. 63 00:02:16,651 --> 00:02:18,736 [Chuckling] You deliver for I.P.S., right? 64 00:02:18,803 --> 00:02:19,771 Yeah. 65 00:02:19,838 --> 00:02:21,439 You don't recognize me, do you? 66 00:02:21,507 --> 00:02:22,890 Here, maybe this will help you. 67 00:02:22,958 --> 00:02:24,024 [Clears throat] 68 00:02:24,093 --> 00:02:25,093 Huh. 69 00:02:29,047 --> 00:02:30,748 S-s-still not gettin' it. 70 00:02:30,816 --> 00:02:32,550 I'm lookin' through a peephole, guy. 71 00:02:32,618 --> 00:02:33,985 [Chuckling] Oh. Oh, ok. 72 00:02:34,052 --> 00:02:35,954 Come on, you deliver to me all the time. 73 00:02:36,021 --> 00:02:37,455 225 jewel Avenue. 74 00:02:37,523 --> 00:02:38,890 Oh, wait a second. 75 00:02:38,958 --> 00:02:40,592 I can-- I can see the name on the package. 76 00:02:40,659 --> 00:02:41,593 F. Moynihan. 77 00:02:41,660 --> 00:02:42,594 You got it. 78 00:02:42,661 --> 00:02:43,661 Oh, man. Hey! 79 00:02:43,729 --> 00:02:45,229 Hey. 80 00:02:45,297 --> 00:02:47,098 Can I tell you something? 81 00:02:47,165 --> 00:02:48,533 You're great. 82 00:02:50,435 --> 00:02:51,503 Uh, I am? 83 00:02:51,570 --> 00:02:52,804 Well, I mean, when you deliver, 84 00:02:52,872 --> 00:02:54,205 you're a pleasure to deal with. 85 00:02:54,272 --> 00:02:57,408 I mean, you enjoy your job, and--and it shows. 86 00:02:58,426 --> 00:03:00,512 Wow. Well, thanks, 87 00:03:00,579 --> 00:03:01,813 f. 88 00:03:03,065 --> 00:03:04,731 So, what are you-- what are you in for? 89 00:03:04,799 --> 00:03:06,434 Oh, I got a little, uh, tummy trouble. 90 00:03:06,501 --> 00:03:07,768 Just in for a little checkup. 91 00:03:07,836 --> 00:03:09,103 Oh, sorry to hear that. 92 00:03:09,171 --> 00:03:10,204 Hey, speakin' of tummies, 93 00:03:10,272 --> 00:03:11,539 I'm tryin' to get a chipwich. 94 00:03:11,606 --> 00:03:13,942 Any, uh, chance you got change of a $100? 95 00:03:14,009 --> 00:03:15,176 You know somethin'? 96 00:03:15,244 --> 00:03:17,511 This is on me. 97 00:03:17,579 --> 00:03:18,646 Really? 98 00:03:18,713 --> 00:03:19,914 (Moynihan) You betcha. 99 00:03:19,982 --> 00:03:21,882 Oh, wow, man. Thanks. I really appreciate that. 100 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,017 And you know what? 101 00:03:23,085 --> 00:03:24,285 If you ever need anything, 102 00:03:24,353 --> 00:03:26,454 here is my card. 103 00:03:26,521 --> 00:03:28,522 Wow. Jeez, you guys get your own cards, huh? 104 00:03:28,590 --> 00:03:29,958 Yeah, we're not really sure why. 105 00:03:30,025 --> 00:03:31,292 Hey, you know what? 106 00:03:31,360 --> 00:03:33,328 Maybe for situations just like this. 107 00:03:33,395 --> 00:03:34,762 [Laughing] 108 00:03:34,830 --> 00:03:37,365 Well, for all the deliveries you brought to me, 109 00:03:37,433 --> 00:03:40,268 allow me to deliver this to you. 110 00:03:41,503 --> 00:03:43,537 Hey, where do I sign? 111 00:03:43,605 --> 00:03:45,573 [Both laughing] 112 00:03:45,640 --> 00:03:46,707 Delightful. 113 00:03:52,648 --> 00:03:55,383 (Both) Hey! 114 00:03:55,450 --> 00:03:56,768 Daddy, you look great. 115 00:03:56,835 --> 00:03:58,436 Hey, who's up for a little angioplasty? 116 00:03:58,503 --> 00:04:00,605 Hey, got a taker right here. 117 00:04:00,673 --> 00:04:02,139 I think you've dislodged my I.V. 118 00:04:02,207 --> 00:04:03,507 Be a love and try to find it 119 00:04:03,576 --> 00:04:04,842 before I expire. 120 00:04:04,910 --> 00:04:06,644 Dad, come on. You're gonna be fine. 121 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:08,846 So, you ok? You need anything? 122 00:04:08,914 --> 00:04:10,514 Actually, could you stop home 123 00:04:10,532 --> 00:04:12,099 and pick up my sleep mask? 124 00:04:12,167 --> 00:04:13,434 Sure. Where is it? 125 00:04:13,535 --> 00:04:15,403 I'm not sure. I haven't used it in a while, 126 00:04:15,471 --> 00:04:16,604 since you've got me sleeping 127 00:04:16,672 --> 00:04:18,372 in a windowless basement. 128 00:04:19,491 --> 00:04:20,591 We'll find it. 129 00:04:20,659 --> 00:04:23,160 Also, and this is important, 130 00:04:23,228 --> 00:04:25,413 when I'm under, 131 00:04:25,481 --> 00:04:28,782 please see to it they don't circumcise me. 132 00:04:34,022 --> 00:04:37,524 They're not gonna circumcise you. 133 00:04:37,592 --> 00:04:38,776 Excuse me, 134 00:04:38,844 --> 00:04:41,545 what is the name of this hospital? 135 00:04:41,613 --> 00:04:42,830 [Sighs] 136 00:04:42,897 --> 00:04:44,665 Forest hills jewish. 137 00:04:46,585 --> 00:04:48,453 Enough said. 138 00:04:49,905 --> 00:04:51,005 Excuse me, kids, 139 00:04:51,073 --> 00:04:53,074 I just need to do some prep work on your dad. 140 00:04:53,141 --> 00:04:54,358 Here we go. 141 00:04:55,127 --> 00:04:56,127 Whoa. 142 00:04:57,896 --> 00:04:59,964 Dad, listen to me. 143 00:05:00,032 --> 00:05:01,732 I know you're a little scared, 144 00:05:01,800 --> 00:05:03,267 but you're gonna be fine. 145 00:05:03,335 --> 00:05:06,787 You're gonna live a very long time with us 146 00:05:06,854 --> 00:05:08,739 in our home. 147 00:05:08,807 --> 00:05:10,925 Apparently, it's what God intended. 148 00:05:11,359 --> 00:05:12,393 Ok? 149 00:05:12,461 --> 00:05:13,561 Ok. All right. 150 00:05:15,898 --> 00:05:17,732 [Woman chattering on p.A. System] 151 00:05:21,987 --> 00:05:24,022 All righty, we'll see you later, ok? 152 00:05:27,860 --> 00:05:29,643 (Carrie) His sleep mask isn't here. 153 00:05:29,711 --> 00:05:32,229 Can't we just give him some duct tape? 154 00:05:32,297 --> 00:05:33,464 Honey, could you look up there? 155 00:05:33,532 --> 00:05:35,566 I got to tell ya, car, I'm still a little rattled 156 00:05:35,634 --> 00:05:37,318 by what I found in that cigar box. 157 00:05:37,386 --> 00:05:39,003 All right, come on. Shake it off. 158 00:05:39,071 --> 00:05:40,238 Look up there. 159 00:05:40,839 --> 00:05:42,673 All right. 160 00:05:42,741 --> 00:05:45,542 Ok, uh, I'm touching something moist, 161 00:05:45,610 --> 00:05:46,944 and hand coming down now. 162 00:05:47,012 --> 00:05:48,846 Ooh, look--look, there's a box right there. 163 00:05:48,914 --> 00:05:50,281 Bring that box down. Right there. 164 00:05:50,349 --> 00:05:52,483 [Grunting] 165 00:05:52,550 --> 00:05:55,319 Oh, God, the whole box is moist, too. 166 00:05:56,255 --> 00:05:57,454 What's this? 167 00:05:57,522 --> 00:05:58,689 What is it? 168 00:05:59,358 --> 00:06:00,557 Look at this. 169 00:06:00,625 --> 00:06:03,294 This is a scrapbook of all my old stuff. 170 00:06:04,196 --> 00:06:05,296 Look at that. 171 00:06:05,364 --> 00:06:08,299 My--my finger paintings, my report cards. 172 00:06:08,367 --> 00:06:11,802 I can't believe he kept all this stuff. 173 00:06:11,870 --> 00:06:15,039 Ok, now I really want him to live. 174 00:06:15,107 --> 00:06:17,508 This crap is not comin' off my finger. 175 00:06:17,575 --> 00:06:20,811 Oh, look, my first-grade picture. 176 00:06:20,879 --> 00:06:22,446 Look at my pigtails. 177 00:06:22,514 --> 00:06:23,964 Woof. 178 00:06:25,233 --> 00:06:29,269 Looks like you had a bad case of mono-nucle-ugly. 179 00:06:29,338 --> 00:06:31,104 I just made that up this second, I swear. 180 00:06:31,172 --> 00:06:32,373 I can't believe it. 181 00:06:32,441 --> 00:06:34,107 I almost want to cry. 182 00:06:35,861 --> 00:06:37,294 Wait a second. 183 00:06:37,362 --> 00:06:38,462 What is this? 184 00:06:38,529 --> 00:06:39,830 (Doug) What? 185 00:06:39,898 --> 00:06:43,033 It's an acceptance letter from Florida state. 186 00:06:43,101 --> 00:06:44,869 I didn't know you got into Florida state. 187 00:06:44,937 --> 00:06:46,637 Neither did I. I never saw this before. 188 00:06:46,705 --> 00:06:47,872 What do you mean? 189 00:06:47,940 --> 00:06:50,074 I mean I never saw this letter before. 190 00:06:50,142 --> 00:06:51,976 I applied. I really wanted to go. 191 00:06:52,044 --> 00:06:53,444 I never heard back. 192 00:06:53,511 --> 00:06:55,412 I--I just assumed they--they rejected me 193 00:06:55,480 --> 00:06:57,081 like every other college, 194 00:06:57,149 --> 00:06:59,183 and that beauty school. 195 00:07:00,485 --> 00:07:02,019 He must've hid this from me. 196 00:07:02,087 --> 00:07:03,187 Why would he do that? 197 00:07:03,255 --> 00:07:04,889 I don't know. I don't know. 198 00:07:04,957 --> 00:07:06,423 Look at this. 199 00:07:06,491 --> 00:07:07,925 It's a pros and cons list 200 00:07:07,993 --> 00:07:10,394 about whether I should go or not. 201 00:07:10,462 --> 00:07:11,829 "Pro: Better life for her. 202 00:07:11,897 --> 00:07:13,831 Con: Worse life for me." 203 00:07:14,532 --> 00:07:15,666 Well, that's good. 204 00:07:15,734 --> 00:07:17,668 That-that's some great parenting right there. 205 00:07:17,736 --> 00:07:18,903 "Pro: Sunshine. 206 00:07:18,971 --> 00:07:22,240 Con: Burt Reynolds dinner theater." 207 00:07:22,307 --> 00:07:23,941 This is crazy. 208 00:07:24,009 --> 00:07:25,676 Actually, my parents saw Evita there 209 00:07:25,744 --> 00:07:28,212 and loved it. 210 00:07:28,280 --> 00:07:30,248 Now I-if I would've gone to this school, 211 00:07:30,315 --> 00:07:31,949 I--I could've gotten a degree. 212 00:07:32,017 --> 00:07:33,350 I could've gotten out of queens. 213 00:07:33,418 --> 00:07:35,153 My whole life would have been different. 214 00:07:35,220 --> 00:07:37,155 Well, your life turned out ok, didn't it? 215 00:07:37,222 --> 00:07:39,290 Huh? Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 216 00:07:41,660 --> 00:07:43,127 I am gonna kill him. 217 00:07:43,195 --> 00:07:45,696 I am gonna go down to that hospital right now, 218 00:07:45,764 --> 00:07:46,964 and I'm gonna kill him. 219 00:07:47,032 --> 00:07:48,299 Would you take it easy? 220 00:07:48,366 --> 00:07:49,700 Look, you have every right to be mad, 221 00:07:49,768 --> 00:07:51,502 but he's going in for heart surgery, ok? 222 00:07:51,569 --> 00:07:53,204 So you can't do anything about it now. 223 00:07:53,272 --> 00:07:54,272 But I'm gonna-- shh. 224 00:07:54,339 --> 00:07:55,989 Kill. Shh. 225 00:07:56,057 --> 00:07:57,658 More importantly, we got to think about other things. 226 00:07:57,726 --> 00:08:00,228 Like what the hell is on my finger? 227 00:08:05,765 --> 00:08:08,033 Hey, we're back. How ya doin'? 228 00:08:08,101 --> 00:08:09,919 I'm pretty sure they drugged me. 229 00:08:11,254 --> 00:08:12,521 You're goin' in for surgery. 230 00:08:12,589 --> 00:08:13,723 They're supposed to drug you. 231 00:08:13,791 --> 00:08:16,142 You are one dumb bunny. 232 00:08:17,411 --> 00:08:18,761 Here you go. 233 00:08:18,828 --> 00:08:22,581 Brought you your sleep mask and some clean pajamas. 234 00:08:22,649 --> 00:08:24,083 [Cell-phone ringing] 235 00:08:25,351 --> 00:08:26,518 Yeah, hello? 236 00:08:26,586 --> 00:08:27,887 Uh-huh. 237 00:08:28,755 --> 00:08:29,855 Ok, sure. 238 00:08:29,923 --> 00:08:31,924 You know what? They need me down at admitting. 239 00:08:31,992 --> 00:08:33,376 Must be about billing or somethin'. 240 00:08:33,443 --> 00:08:34,693 I'll go. What? 241 00:08:34,761 --> 00:08:35,962 No, I can take care of it. 242 00:08:36,029 --> 00:08:37,063 Oh, honey. 243 00:08:37,130 --> 00:08:38,664 Don't leave me alone with him, ok? 244 00:08:38,731 --> 00:08:40,132 I might-- I might hurt him. 245 00:08:40,200 --> 00:08:41,834 Come on. I'm serious. 246 00:08:41,901 --> 00:08:44,337 I could pull a rubber glove over his head. 247 00:08:44,404 --> 00:08:46,805 You see? I already have a plan. 248 00:08:46,873 --> 00:08:47,974 You're gonna be fine. 249 00:08:48,041 --> 00:08:49,308 No! 250 00:08:49,943 --> 00:08:51,643 What, no magazines? 251 00:08:52,212 --> 00:08:53,245 [Chuckling] 252 00:08:53,313 --> 00:08:55,581 You didn't ask for magazines. 253 00:08:55,648 --> 00:08:58,750 Didn't realize I had to ask for the obvious. 254 00:09:00,387 --> 00:09:01,337 Sorry. 255 00:09:02,973 --> 00:09:04,473 Are you Mr. heffernan? 256 00:09:04,540 --> 00:09:06,075 Uh, yeah. 257 00:09:06,143 --> 00:09:07,509 Please, please, have a seat. 258 00:09:07,577 --> 00:09:09,078 Ok. 259 00:09:09,146 --> 00:09:11,213 [Woman chattering on p.A. System] 260 00:09:13,549 --> 00:09:15,951 My name is Dr. berger. 261 00:09:16,019 --> 00:09:17,586 Mmm-hmm. 262 00:09:17,654 --> 00:09:18,988 How are ya? 263 00:09:19,055 --> 00:09:21,423 I'm afraid that Mr. moynihan's condition 264 00:09:21,491 --> 00:09:23,159 I-is quite a bit more serious 265 00:09:23,226 --> 00:09:25,094 than we first thought. 266 00:09:25,162 --> 00:09:27,413 M-Mr. m-moynihan? F. Moynihan? 267 00:09:27,480 --> 00:09:28,447 Yes--yes. 268 00:09:28,515 --> 00:09:30,616 You see, he has a volvulus, 269 00:09:30,684 --> 00:09:33,218 which in layman's terms is a twisted colon. 270 00:09:33,286 --> 00:09:34,486 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 271 00:09:34,555 --> 00:09:36,556 Now, I'm afraid that we're gonna have to perform 272 00:09:36,623 --> 00:09:38,323 emergency surgery on him immediately. 273 00:09:38,391 --> 00:09:39,725 Mmm. 274 00:09:39,793 --> 00:09:42,311 And why are you telling me this exactly? 275 00:09:42,379 --> 00:09:45,314 Well, you are Mr. moynihan's emergency contact. 276 00:09:45,381 --> 00:09:48,050 Now, we haven't broken the news to him yet. 277 00:09:48,117 --> 00:09:50,218 We-- well, we feel it's best 278 00:09:50,286 --> 00:09:52,154 for a loved one to be present. 279 00:09:52,221 --> 00:09:53,221 No, the thing is, uh-- 280 00:09:53,289 --> 00:09:54,323 hey! 281 00:09:54,390 --> 00:09:56,124 Did you happen to see 282 00:09:56,192 --> 00:09:59,829 the best I.P.S. Guy in the world? 283 00:09:59,896 --> 00:10:01,263 [Groaning] 284 00:10:09,589 --> 00:10:10,623 [Monitor beeping] 285 00:10:11,491 --> 00:10:12,658 Mr. spooner, 286 00:10:12,726 --> 00:10:14,326 we're about ready for your procedure. 287 00:10:14,394 --> 00:10:16,345 They'll be in, in a few minutes to wheel you down. 288 00:10:16,412 --> 00:10:17,779 Ok. Thank you. 289 00:10:21,200 --> 00:10:23,302 Darling, can you say a few words with me? 290 00:10:23,370 --> 00:10:24,503 Hmm? 291 00:10:24,571 --> 00:10:26,205 I'm about to have heart surgery. 292 00:10:26,273 --> 00:10:27,539 I figure it can't hurt 293 00:10:27,607 --> 00:10:29,041 to talk to the man upstairs. 294 00:10:29,109 --> 00:10:31,043 Oh. Ok. 295 00:10:32,946 --> 00:10:34,179 Just so you understand, 296 00:10:34,247 --> 00:10:36,365 "man upstairs" is a euphemism for God. 297 00:10:36,432 --> 00:10:38,016 I know. I just didn't want you 298 00:10:38,084 --> 00:10:39,735 running upstairs lookin' for some other man. 299 00:10:39,802 --> 00:10:41,337 Thank you. 300 00:10:42,072 --> 00:10:43,072 [Sighs] 301 00:10:43,640 --> 00:10:45,508 Dear God, 302 00:10:45,575 --> 00:10:49,412 please help me get through my heart procedure, 303 00:10:49,479 --> 00:10:53,316 and please make sure they don't circumcise me. 304 00:10:54,501 --> 00:10:56,802 Special emphasis on the latter. 305 00:10:58,221 --> 00:10:59,454 Amen. 306 00:10:59,522 --> 00:11:00,923 Amen. 307 00:11:00,991 --> 00:11:01,823 [Sighs] 308 00:11:01,975 --> 00:11:03,725 Uh, dad, since you're prayin', 309 00:11:03,793 --> 00:11:05,694 now may be a good time to confess anything 310 00:11:05,762 --> 00:11:07,096 that may be bothering you. 311 00:11:07,164 --> 00:11:09,866 Anything you think you've done wrong. 312 00:11:09,933 --> 00:11:11,633 [Monitor beeping] 313 00:11:11,701 --> 00:11:12,935 Mmm, no. 314 00:11:13,002 --> 00:11:14,053 No? 315 00:11:14,187 --> 00:11:15,204 'Cause I was thinkin', 316 00:11:15,272 --> 00:11:16,472 oh, I don't know, um, 317 00:11:16,540 --> 00:11:19,375 anything that you did in world war ii, 318 00:11:19,443 --> 00:11:22,578 or, say, when I was a senior in high school? 319 00:11:23,346 --> 00:11:24,396 Oh. 320 00:11:24,464 --> 00:11:25,814 Mmm. 321 00:11:25,882 --> 00:11:26,799 Oh. 322 00:11:26,867 --> 00:11:28,167 Mmm-hmm. Mmm-hmm. 323 00:11:28,235 --> 00:11:31,254 That boy you liked, Dennis paretto? 324 00:11:32,172 --> 00:11:33,989 He called you once, 325 00:11:34,007 --> 00:11:36,025 and I never told you about it. 326 00:11:37,794 --> 00:11:39,144 What? 327 00:11:39,996 --> 00:11:41,630 He burped into the phone. 328 00:11:41,698 --> 00:11:43,199 He claimed it was an accident. 329 00:11:43,266 --> 00:11:44,766 I didn't buy it. 330 00:11:45,868 --> 00:11:48,203 Dennis paretto? 331 00:11:48,271 --> 00:11:52,324 The guy I was in love with for, like, 3 years. 332 00:11:52,392 --> 00:11:54,577 He called, and you didn't tell me? 333 00:11:54,645 --> 00:11:56,345 I'm terribly sorry. 334 00:11:57,247 --> 00:11:58,463 Thank you for making me 335 00:11:58,465 --> 00:12:00,749 clear my conscience, sweetheart. 336 00:12:01,717 --> 00:12:03,618 I feel much better now. 337 00:12:05,555 --> 00:12:07,173 Glad I can help. 338 00:12:08,574 --> 00:12:11,043 Ok, now here's what I don't like. 339 00:12:11,677 --> 00:12:12,878 You see the way 340 00:12:12,945 --> 00:12:15,331 the colon sort of twists around itself? 341 00:12:16,033 --> 00:12:17,666 Not really. 342 00:12:17,734 --> 00:12:19,635 Well, you see it there, Doug? 343 00:12:19,702 --> 00:12:21,470 Not really. No. 344 00:12:21,538 --> 00:12:23,139 Well, the good news is, 345 00:12:23,206 --> 00:12:25,674 I think we caught it early enough. 346 00:12:25,742 --> 00:12:28,110 Anyway, I'll give you two a few minutes alone. 347 00:12:28,178 --> 00:12:29,445 Uh. Uh. 348 00:12:31,448 --> 00:12:32,581 [Sighing] 349 00:12:33,183 --> 00:12:34,283 [Sighing] 350 00:12:35,185 --> 00:12:36,686 Twisted colon. 351 00:12:36,753 --> 00:12:38,754 That doesn't sound so bad. 352 00:12:39,690 --> 00:12:41,223 Hey, twisty! 353 00:12:42,793 --> 00:12:45,194 So you put me down as your emergency contact, huh? 354 00:12:45,261 --> 00:12:48,096 Yeah, I got your number off the card you gave me. 355 00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:49,998 I didn't think they'd have to use it. 356 00:12:50,066 --> 00:12:51,534 Oh! Whoa! 357 00:12:54,003 --> 00:12:55,805 Wow, that is twisted. 358 00:12:59,092 --> 00:13:00,125 Um, 359 00:13:02,729 --> 00:13:04,129 I, uh, 360 00:13:04,197 --> 00:13:05,698 I--I really gotta get goin', 'cause, my, uh, 361 00:13:05,765 --> 00:13:07,533 father-in-law has got a thing of his own. 362 00:13:07,601 --> 00:13:09,218 Ok. Bye, Doug. 363 00:13:09,286 --> 00:13:10,669 God bless you. 364 00:13:13,239 --> 00:13:15,107 Uh, is there anyone 365 00:13:15,175 --> 00:13:16,908 you want me to call for you? Or... 366 00:13:16,976 --> 00:13:19,344 No. You're my emergency contact. 367 00:13:19,412 --> 00:13:20,779 There is nobody else. 368 00:13:20,846 --> 00:13:22,181 Pretty pathetic, huh? 369 00:13:22,248 --> 00:13:23,715 No, no. I mean, 370 00:13:23,783 --> 00:13:25,184 I'll tell you who has a rough time 371 00:13:25,251 --> 00:13:26,618 gettin' emergency contacts. 372 00:13:26,686 --> 00:13:28,820 Amish people. No phones, huh? 373 00:13:30,857 --> 00:13:32,924 Uh, amish people have phones. 374 00:13:32,992 --> 00:13:34,977 I don't think they do. 375 00:13:35,045 --> 00:13:36,578 Well, even if they don't have phones, 376 00:13:36,646 --> 00:13:38,080 let me tell you what they do have. 377 00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:39,982 They have family and friends that love 'em. 378 00:13:40,050 --> 00:13:41,383 Hey, not necessarily. 379 00:13:41,450 --> 00:13:43,952 I bet you there are some very nasty amish people out there. 380 00:13:44,020 --> 00:13:46,238 Doug, I appreciate what you're trying to do for me here, 381 00:13:46,306 --> 00:13:48,640 but I think we both know that amish people 382 00:13:48,708 --> 00:13:50,359 are pretty great. 383 00:13:52,412 --> 00:13:54,279 Well, so are you. 384 00:13:54,347 --> 00:13:55,347 [Scoffs] 385 00:13:56,600 --> 00:13:57,632 Hey, Doug? 386 00:13:57,700 --> 00:13:59,451 Can we go hold the pre-mies? 387 00:14:03,039 --> 00:14:04,240 I'm--I'm sorry? 388 00:14:04,307 --> 00:14:06,458 The premature babies down in the nursery. 389 00:14:06,526 --> 00:14:08,293 The human contact helps them grow and... 390 00:14:08,361 --> 00:14:10,362 Well, I think connecting with life in that way 391 00:14:10,429 --> 00:14:12,064 might make me feel a whole lot better. 392 00:14:12,132 --> 00:14:14,800 Plus, they smell really good. 393 00:14:14,868 --> 00:14:17,035 Uh, I--I--I can't, 'cause I--I have a thing 394 00:14:17,103 --> 00:14:19,037 I gotta run to. My father-in-law, so... 395 00:14:19,105 --> 00:14:21,106 Hey--hey, you--you enjoyed the chipwich 396 00:14:21,173 --> 00:14:22,908 that I got you, right? 397 00:14:25,879 --> 00:14:27,579 Uh, yeah. 398 00:14:27,647 --> 00:14:28,964 Oh, good, good. You know what? 399 00:14:29,032 --> 00:14:30,399 L-let me pay you back for that. 400 00:14:30,467 --> 00:14:31,500 Oh, no, come on. 401 00:14:31,568 --> 00:14:32,651 No, I owe you a dollar. 402 00:14:32,719 --> 00:14:34,319 No, you do not owe me anything. 403 00:14:34,387 --> 00:14:35,921 Uh, there you go. We are all square, 404 00:14:35,989 --> 00:14:38,457 so now nobody owes anybody anything, ok? 405 00:14:38,525 --> 00:14:40,459 And this is so not a big deal. 406 00:14:40,527 --> 00:14:41,894 Nice picture, though, huh? 407 00:14:41,962 --> 00:14:44,530 I should have got that guy for my wedding. 408 00:14:44,598 --> 00:14:47,132 Ok, take care now. Hey, twisty! 409 00:14:53,037 --> 00:14:54,638 Dennis paretto. 410 00:14:54,706 --> 00:14:56,506 How could my father not have told me 411 00:14:56,574 --> 00:14:58,441 that Dennis paretto called? 412 00:14:59,343 --> 00:15:00,744 I don't know. 413 00:15:01,445 --> 00:15:02,846 I really liked him. 414 00:15:02,914 --> 00:15:05,149 He was-- he was really nice, 415 00:15:05,216 --> 00:15:06,249 very good-looking, 416 00:15:06,317 --> 00:15:08,152 and you know what he does now? 417 00:15:08,219 --> 00:15:10,220 He owns a chain of very successful dry-cleaning stores. 418 00:15:10,288 --> 00:15:11,688 All right, you know what, Carrie? 419 00:15:11,756 --> 00:15:13,056 This is really startin' to hurt. 420 00:15:13,124 --> 00:15:14,491 Uh, this is not about you, ok? 421 00:15:14,559 --> 00:15:15,692 Well, it's annoying, Carrie. 422 00:15:15,760 --> 00:15:17,194 Now you're running off to Florida, 423 00:15:17,262 --> 00:15:18,828 you're married to a guy named Dennis. 424 00:15:18,896 --> 00:15:20,264 I'm just not sure where I fit in. 425 00:15:20,331 --> 00:15:22,599 Oh, you fit in. You fit in just fine. 426 00:15:22,667 --> 00:15:23,933 Oh, but then 427 00:15:24,001 --> 00:15:25,202 he's got me furious at him 428 00:15:25,270 --> 00:15:27,037 at the very moment I should be feeling 429 00:15:27,104 --> 00:15:29,739 love and kindness! 430 00:15:29,807 --> 00:15:31,775 All right, I just gotta get back to a loving place. 431 00:15:31,843 --> 00:15:35,646 I just gotta picture him lying there, 432 00:15:35,713 --> 00:15:37,247 weak and helpless, 433 00:15:37,314 --> 00:15:40,717 going through the most traumatic experience of his life. 434 00:15:40,785 --> 00:15:42,719 [Woman chattering on p.A. System] 435 00:15:42,787 --> 00:15:44,954 I got nothin'. I'm dead inside. 436 00:15:46,224 --> 00:15:48,258 You know what might help? A chipwich. 437 00:15:48,326 --> 00:15:50,560 I don't want a chipwich. 438 00:15:50,628 --> 00:15:52,496 Look, you want a chipwich. 439 00:15:52,563 --> 00:15:55,232 And more importantly, I want a chipwich. 440 00:15:55,666 --> 00:15:56,699 Uh-oh. 441 00:15:56,767 --> 00:15:58,468 What? 442 00:15:58,536 --> 00:16:00,970 Oh, no. I think I accidentally gave my $100 to f. Moynihan 443 00:16:01,039 --> 00:16:02,172 when I was payin' him back. 444 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:03,673 Who? 445 00:16:03,741 --> 00:16:05,842 The guy who bought me a chipwich before. Crap! 446 00:16:05,910 --> 00:16:07,060 Wait a second. 447 00:16:07,128 --> 00:16:09,312 His surgery was scheduled for 3:00. 448 00:16:09,380 --> 00:16:11,181 He should be out soon. 449 00:16:11,683 --> 00:16:13,250 [Sighs] 450 00:16:13,317 --> 00:16:15,368 [People chattering] 451 00:16:15,436 --> 00:16:17,587 God, the waiting is unbearable! 452 00:16:19,207 --> 00:16:20,541 Mrs. heffernan? 453 00:16:20,608 --> 00:16:22,276 Yes. Hi. So? 454 00:16:22,343 --> 00:16:23,710 Your dad did great. 455 00:16:23,778 --> 00:16:25,579 In fact, there was less blockage than we thought. 456 00:16:25,647 --> 00:16:26,613 Ok. 457 00:16:26,681 --> 00:16:27,714 He's resting now, 458 00:16:27,782 --> 00:16:29,283 so you can go see him if you like. 459 00:16:29,350 --> 00:16:31,318 Ok, thanks again. That's good. 460 00:16:31,386 --> 00:16:33,086 All right. Come on, honey. 461 00:16:33,154 --> 00:16:34,688 You know what? I-I'll be right there. 462 00:16:34,755 --> 00:16:36,056 Ok. 463 00:16:36,123 --> 00:16:37,791 [Woman chattering on p.A. System] 464 00:16:39,894 --> 00:16:41,928 Uh, Dr. berger? 465 00:16:41,996 --> 00:16:43,963 Oh. Well, hello, Doug. 466 00:16:44,031 --> 00:16:45,031 How's he doin'? 467 00:16:45,099 --> 00:16:46,533 The operation went well. 468 00:16:46,601 --> 00:16:48,302 Oh, thank God. 469 00:16:48,369 --> 00:16:49,670 Thank God. 470 00:16:50,438 --> 00:16:51,572 Can I see him? 471 00:16:51,639 --> 00:16:53,606 Yes. Now, you should know 472 00:16:53,675 --> 00:16:55,842 that we did find a perforation of the bowel, 473 00:16:55,910 --> 00:16:57,044 which we've taken care of, 474 00:16:57,111 --> 00:16:58,111 but, of course, 475 00:16:58,179 --> 00:16:59,780 there's always a chance of infection. 476 00:16:59,847 --> 00:17:01,181 Now, do you have any questions? 477 00:17:01,248 --> 00:17:02,783 Uh-huh. 478 00:17:02,850 --> 00:17:04,735 Are his pants with him? 479 00:17:09,974 --> 00:17:10,991 Hi. 480 00:17:11,058 --> 00:17:13,459 Hi. These just came for him 481 00:17:13,527 --> 00:17:15,795 "from the boys down at the senior center." 482 00:17:15,863 --> 00:17:17,697 [Carrie whispering] Ok. Thank you. 483 00:17:18,732 --> 00:17:20,083 [Monitor beeping] 484 00:17:57,121 --> 00:17:58,088 You see? 485 00:17:58,156 --> 00:17:59,622 You see what I'm doing here? 486 00:17:59,691 --> 00:18:01,091 I--I threw out your flowers. 487 00:18:01,159 --> 00:18:02,693 I shouldn't do that. 488 00:18:02,760 --> 00:18:05,162 Those came for you. 489 00:18:05,229 --> 00:18:06,914 But you know what? 490 00:18:06,981 --> 00:18:09,065 That acceptance letter from Florida state 491 00:18:09,133 --> 00:18:10,567 came for me. 492 00:18:10,635 --> 00:18:13,019 Dennis paretto called for me. 493 00:18:13,087 --> 00:18:14,454 So it actually felt really good 494 00:18:14,521 --> 00:18:15,555 to throw out your flowers. 495 00:18:15,622 --> 00:18:16,889 It felt 496 00:18:17,558 --> 00:18:19,025 really good. 497 00:18:20,578 --> 00:18:22,095 What else you got goin' on here? 498 00:18:22,163 --> 00:18:23,963 Let's see. Ooh. 499 00:18:24,031 --> 00:18:25,832 Rice pudding. 500 00:18:25,900 --> 00:18:29,503 Oh, you love rice pudding. 501 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:31,070 Yeah. 502 00:18:31,138 --> 00:18:32,989 Mmm. 503 00:18:33,624 --> 00:18:35,041 Delicious. 504 00:18:35,109 --> 00:18:37,444 You don't know what you're missing. 505 00:18:38,363 --> 00:18:40,347 Mmm. Yeah, baby. 506 00:18:41,382 --> 00:18:43,333 Ok, this is putrid. 507 00:18:44,218 --> 00:18:45,885 Do you see what you got me doing here? 508 00:18:45,953 --> 00:18:47,220 I am throwing out your flowers 509 00:18:47,288 --> 00:18:49,356 and eating old-people food just so you can't have it. 510 00:18:49,423 --> 00:18:52,041 That's how much I hate you. That's how much. 511 00:18:52,109 --> 00:18:53,843 [Sustained beep] 512 00:18:53,911 --> 00:18:55,161 Oh, my God. 513 00:18:55,479 --> 00:18:56,446 Daddy? 514 00:18:56,514 --> 00:18:58,682 It's ok, sweetheart. 515 00:18:58,750 --> 00:19:01,451 That happens sometimes when we first plug it in. 516 00:19:07,408 --> 00:19:09,209 Thank you. 517 00:19:09,277 --> 00:19:10,743 [Sighs] 518 00:19:10,811 --> 00:19:13,380 And, uh, all the balloons. 519 00:19:16,117 --> 00:19:18,051 [Snoring] 520 00:19:43,761 --> 00:19:45,762 [Continues snoring] 521 00:19:55,839 --> 00:19:57,840 [Coins clinking] 522 00:20:17,494 --> 00:20:19,295 Doug? 523 00:20:19,363 --> 00:20:21,181 Are you robbing me? 524 00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,351 No. No, I was just, uh, 525 00:20:24,418 --> 00:20:26,953 feeling your pants. 526 00:20:27,021 --> 00:20:29,122 What are these, denim? 527 00:20:29,190 --> 00:20:30,874 Yes, they are. 528 00:20:30,942 --> 00:20:34,311 So, can we hold the pre-mies now? 529 00:20:34,378 --> 00:20:36,746 Sh--sh-sure, buddy, we can-- 530 00:20:36,814 --> 00:20:38,381 we can go hold the pre-mies. 531 00:20:38,449 --> 00:20:39,549 Great. 532 00:20:39,616 --> 00:20:41,651 First help me go to the bathroom? 533 00:20:47,575 --> 00:20:48,774 Carrie? 534 00:20:48,842 --> 00:20:50,042 Hey. 535 00:20:50,911 --> 00:20:52,112 You're fine. 536 00:20:52,179 --> 00:20:53,980 Everything went great. 537 00:20:54,047 --> 00:20:55,215 Wonderful. 538 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:56,449 [Sighs] 539 00:20:56,517 --> 00:20:58,318 Is all this for me? 540 00:20:58,385 --> 00:20:59,952 Yep. 541 00:21:00,020 --> 00:21:01,121 All for you. 542 00:21:01,188 --> 00:21:02,455 Wow. 543 00:21:02,523 --> 00:21:05,659 Actually, I'm just happy you're here. 544 00:21:05,726 --> 00:21:08,411 I was a little afraid of waking up alone. 545 00:21:08,479 --> 00:21:10,213 Well, you're not alone. 546 00:21:10,281 --> 00:21:11,914 Thank you, darling. 547 00:21:14,284 --> 00:21:15,318 [Sighs] 548 00:21:20,341 --> 00:21:22,809 That's the view I'm lookin' for. 549 00:21:27,581 --> 00:21:29,800 ♪ What a dream I had 550 00:21:30,768 --> 00:21:33,903 ♪ pressed in organdy 551 00:21:33,971 --> 00:21:37,290 ♪ clothed in crinoline 552 00:21:37,292 --> 00:21:40,443 ♪ of smoky burgundy 553 00:21:40,511 --> 00:21:45,398 ♪ softer than the rain 554 00:21:45,466 --> 00:21:47,617 ♪ I wandered empty streets 555 00:21:47,685 --> 00:21:51,838 ♪ down past the shop displays ♪ 556 00:21:51,905 --> 00:21:55,075 ♪ I heard cathedral bells 557 00:21:55,142 --> 00:21:58,795 ♪ tripping down the alleyways ♪ 558 00:21:58,863 --> 00:22:03,766 ♪ oh, I love you, girl 36937