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Resident Alien...

Open up. It's me.

When we went to that
charity thing in New York,

they said that the
money was for the clinic.

Okay, you need to calm down.

Calm down? I can't calm down.
They're threatening our families!

Um...

Sorry.
It's okay. I gotta go.

Right. Got it.

It's receiving a signal.

What does it say?

It's a phone number.

Pack your bags.
We're going to New York.

Too many people.

The last island that had this
many humans on it was Atlantis,

and that did not
turn out well.

Hey, I would like
two slices of pepperoni.

Anything else?

Does an alien live here?

This is the number
you got.

Something has to be here.

It says "Goliath."

I am marking every one of
Goliath's murals in the city.

That is where
we will find Goliath.

What can I get you?

What do you got?

Someone here
must be Goliath.

Does anyone
look alien to you?

Everything you need to know
about Goliath is on the canvas.

Goliath believes acid helps
you shed your human chains.

I would like
to shed my human chains.

How long have you known
Harry's an alien?

This is some bullshit.

When I first came to Earth, I
thought I would be watching the death...

The colors
are exploding everywhere!

Watching the death of all
these humans from my ship

after I dropped my device.

Things have changed.

What makes you think
Harry's an alien?

Come with me.

You're nervous.
I understand, but don't be.

I know who Harry is,
and I know why you're here.

How? How do you know that?

I recognize his energy.

Goliath grew to love it here,
but it was never natural.

He lived with a lot
of inner turmoil.

You can see it in his art.

Wait, you said "lived"?

Please tell me
that Goliath is here.

Goliath is here.

Okay.

What is this?

This is Goliath.

I don't understand.

After Goliath came to Earth,
we became each other's whole world.

But his great wish was to connect
with one of his people again.

The signal that brought you
here was a personal invitation.

Goliath held out
for as long as he could.

But six months ago, he...

Well, you can
see for yourself.

Their species fossilize
when they die.

No, this can't be.

Goliath cannot be dead.

We came all this way, and you
don't understand what's at stake.

I'm sorry.
This is all there is.

If you came here to speak with Goliath,
that's not going to happen.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. What happened?
You are alien.

Well, I took some LSD
on my tongue.

And now I'm surrounded
by horrible creatures.

I just saw an alien
take off its head,

and there was a human inside.

Do I have a human
inside of me?

How many licks does it take
to get to the human?

Uh... New York City
Public Library.

Okay, I know where you are. Don't
go anywhere. I will be right there.

Feeling better?

Yes.

The ice is stabilizing
my human form.

I saw so many humans today.

Humans are gross.

But they have each other.

Like those two.
Harry.

This is their home.

I want to meet someone
like me, so maybe...

I can feel like I am home.

Yeah, about that, um...

I spoke to Violinda
at the party.

She knows Goliath.

Or did know him.
Um...

He's dead, Harry.

Goliath was dead as soon as
he became more human than me.

- Hey.
- Hi.

- You're home early.
- Yeah.

How are you?
How was your mom?

Well, turns out, by "quality time,"
she meant 24/7 tech support, so...

What have you been up to?
Nothin'.

Yeah, doing nothing. Just alone.
Alone vibes. You know, vibing it.

Nice.
Mmm-hmm.

Okay. Let me
take this upstairs.

Nope. Wouldn't hear of it.
I'll take this up later.

Okay. Thank you.

Mmm-hmm.

Oh. Would you grab Max's
bag? He went to Sahar's.

Yeah.

Huh...

That's weird.

Yeah, weird.
How did that happen?

Hmm.
Hmm.

Oh, wow. You put that up.

Wasn't it in the closet?
You hate it.

No, I don't. A lot of people
have that in their homes.

Okay, I'll take it down.

No. If you wanna keep it up,
you should keep it up.

Do you want me to keep it
up? I want what you want.

I want what you want.
You know, if you want.

Did you move the coffee table? Yeah,
I'll just take it down.

Morning.

Hey, Liv.

Oh, uh, I was thinking of starting
a donation jar for the coffeepots.

You know, you shouldn't
have to pay for those yourself.

Thank you.

I really appreciate that.

Why...

Um, why are you putting
that sign in here?

Well, uh, I thought
you might like it.

You know, bring just a real
artistic statement into the office.

What do you, uh...
What do you think?

Do I have to say I like it for
you to do the donation jar?

I, um, love it.

Great! It stays up.

I'll, uh, get a jar.
Okay.

Hey, can I show you
something real quick?

Yeah, you bet.

I think I'm going
to post this video.

"Incredible UFO
in Patience."

No, you can't post that.

You know, people already
think Patience is a murder town.

You want them to think
it's an alien town, too?

But if this is real, don't I owe
it to the world to share this?

Yeah, uh, as long as you change the
headline to "Incredible UFO Near Jessup."

- Backspace.
- Hey.

Jab me in the arm.

Seems like a lawsuit.
Oh, is it?

Oh, look at this.
Am I jabbing myself?

Am I jabbing myself? I can't
feel anything. You know why?

'Cause I cut myself this morning
on the fence and needed stitches,

and Dr. Smallwood put my
whole damn arm to sleep.

How am I supposed to work
with a dead tree-trunk arm, huh?

Oh, let me see.
Let's see how.

Let me just grab a pen.

Oh, look at that.

Deputy, looks like you gonna
have to write my police reports today.

I already do that, sir.

Well, good.
Then we're prepared.

Look, I'm sure that
it's a simple mistake.

Dr. Smallwood
is an institution.

She literally
delivered me as a baby.

Didn't she literally deliver
your parents, too?

Yeah, I don't think
that's relevant.

Look, you need to fire her ass
before a bunch of elves

move into my tree-trunk arm
here and start making cookies.

One mistake should not
ruin a woman's life.

It's more than one mistake!

I saw her for a sore throat,
and she diagnosed me with hysteria.

I think that you're both
blowing this out of proportion.

You know, I'm getting the results
today for my yearly checkup,

and I am sure that
she will be as spry as ever.

Last time I saw her,
she did a cartwheel.

No, she didn't.

No, she didn't.

But I bet she could.

Seen enough? I really
don't wanna miss the flight.

I wanted to see this one
Goliath mural before we left.

I did not think I would
miss my octopus friend,

because I thought
I was meeting alien family.

But now they're both dead.

I feel very alone.

I'm sorry you didn't get
to see family on this trip.

No Goliath,

no idea how we're gonna
save the world.

What are we gonna do now?

I do not know.

Goliath was our last chance
to contact my planet,

and my last chance to meet
one of my people on Earth.

Now I will die without having a
conversation in my beautiful language.

I will be forced
to talk to myself.

I'd tell you to keep it down,
but we're in New York.

Weird is normal here, so...

Do you think Goliath
had an octopus friend, too?

Maybe.

I don't know how his mind worked, though.
Maybe this painting is just random.

It is not random.

Everything my people do
has purpose.

Okay, it's really confusing,

'cause it feels like he
brought us here for no reason.

Not confusing. Impossible.

Goliath knew of me,
knew that I was stranded.

However human he had become,

he would never have brought
me here without a reason.

Are you sure Goliath did not
leave anything for me?

Violinda didn't
mention anything.

Do you think
she is hiding something?

I don't know.

I mean, she seemed like
she was genuinely grieving.

She was really sad
when she showed me his body.

You saw Goliath's dead body?

Yeah.

You could've told me that your
people turned to stone when they died

or that they die standing up,
for that matter.

He was standing up?

Goliath was standing?

Yes, his dead body was.

What?

We have to go.

Harry!

Come on,
come on, come on, come on

Come on, come on,
come on, come on

Come on, come on,
come on, come on

When we pretend we're dead

When we pretend
that we're dead

Pretend we're dead

They can't hear a word
we've said

Pretend we're dead

When we pretend
that we're dead

Come on, come on,
come on, come on

Dead

When we pretend we're dead

Dead

Come on, come on,
come on, come on

Dead

Pretend we're dead

Dead

Come on, come on,
come on, come on

We're dead

She murdered her husband,
and now she's profiting from his stuff.

This here is a murder sale.

That's what you called us
out here for?

Uh-huh. Look,
Mrs. Hodges is currently awaiting trial

on the crime
that she is accused of.

She has every legal right
to have a yard sale,

which is more than I can say
about you and that shirt.

Now, why don't you take
your ass home

before a flock of flamingos
come looking for they daddy?

Thank you, Sheriff.

I'm just an impartial
administrator of the law.

Well, I'm probably gonna
box all this up anyway.

Apparently nobody wants to buy
antique spoons from a murderer,

so I'll probably just
take it all to Goodwill.

Hold on a minute.
Look at this. Hey, Deputy.

Look at this.
Who do I look like?

A hipster poet?

No. Dick Tracy, damn it.

Greatest detective in history.

Invented the watch phone.

Never saw a dime
of the profits, though.

Because he was
a cartoon character?

How much you want for this?

I don't know, uh, 20 bucks?

Sold.
It's a good deal.

It was Sam's.
He only wore it once.

We were flying to Montana,
and he left his old hat on the plane,

so he got that one
at the airport.

He
looked really cute in it.

Listen, Sheriff, I'm sorry. I've
changed my mind. I can't sell it.

Okay. It's no problem.

Let's see what else
we got around here.

I remember these.

Sam loved
these mystery novels.

Always trying to get me to read one.
Told me it would help me solve crimes.

All right, tell you what. I'll give you
50 bucks for the whole lot of them.

Oh, no, no. Sheriff,
that's too much.

Listen, if Sam wanted you to have them,
then you don't pay.

Just consider it a gift
from Sam to you.

Thank you, Mrs. Hodges.
That's very kind.

Yeah, all right. Deputy?
Mmm.

She seem like a woman
who killed her husband to you?

No, sir, she doesn't.

No, that's grief right there.
Plain and simple.

A woman who kills her husband

don't hang on to no old hat
just to remember him by.

And Bloom goes down!

D'Arcy, you had a bad fall.

They said I could've
lost my leg, or even died.

Oh, you're going that way?

That's weird.

Hey. I didn't know
you worked out here.

Yeah, I, uh,
took a recovery day.

For about 15 years.

Glad to have you back.

Oh, you're at a six?

That's cute.
I'm at a seven.

You need glasses.

That's an eight.

Sure you can handle that?

Aren't you a little
out of practice?

I have an advantage.

Stopped being able to feel
my legs after I did squats.

One more. You got it.

That is gonna hurt tomorrow.

Yeah, but it's a good hurt.

My coach always says
it's gotta hurt to work.

College?
Yeah.

I ran the 1,500
and 5,000 at CU.

Got second in the NCAA
finals my senior year.

Legit.

Phew.

Oh, you okay?

Yeah, yeah.
Think I overdid it.

Just need some water.
Yeah, I get it.

I almost blew chunks all over
poor Mr. Gibbons on the elliptical.

All right, I'm done.

Let's head over to The 59.
Got some protein shakes.

You do?
Yeah.

Well, beers. It's got half
a gram of protein in it.

It's better than that garbage
you're drinking anyway. What is that?

It's water.

Water.

I need to see Goliath.

Please stop.
I told you he passed on.

I wish you would
respect my privacy.

I tried. But I can't stop him.

Where is Goliath?

You need to leave.

Harry, we have to leave.
She wants us to go.

ASTA.

This way.

No. No, you can't be here!

No! No!

What the hell is that?

It's our baby.

You need to leave.

I'm not letting you
take my child.

I could just
rip your arms off.

Stop it. What do you mean,
that's your baby?

Goliath used my genetic
tissue to get pregnant.

Goliath contacted me.
This is why.

Hello?

Anyone here?

I'll take care of it.

Sorry,
the door was open.

Are you Violinda Darvell?

Yes.

We're not open quite yet.
You'll have to leave.

I'm a little desperate.

I'm interested
in buying some art,

and I was told
you might be able to help.

An artist
named Goliath?

Unfortunately,
I'm busy right now.

Are you sure you can't
spare a few minutes?

You're a freaking Picasso!

Did you draw this picture?

Yeah,
I draw police composites of criminals.

Oh, shit.

Here you go. On the house.

Oh, thank you.
That's very generous.

Mmm.

This tastes like soap.

Oh, yeah. Sorry.
It's a local brewery,

which means it's just a guy
that makes beer in his bathtub.

I'll get you a different kind... No,
no. That's not it.

Oh, no.

What?

The last time that this happened,
I was in my first trimester with Max.

Plus, the dizziness
at the gym...

You think you're pregnant?

I think so.

I mean, congratulations.

We gotta get some champagne.
I can't drink if I'm pregnant.

I know.

Um...

What's wrong?

I just don't know how I feel
about having another kid.

Oh, right. 'Cause of Max.

What do you mean?

I didn't... What do you
mean? What do you mean?

Having another kid means my entire life
gets put on hold for the next 18 years.

I have to reset the clock.

Of course,
Ben would be thrilled.

I mean, he would.

Are you sure he would?

Why? Did he say
something to you?

Why would he say
anything to me?

It's not like we sit around

having conversations about you
guys having kids, right?

Yeah.

Maybe he changed his mind. You know,
I change my mind all the time.

Like, earlier, I was sure I
was gonna have only one beer,

and now I'm thinking
I might have six.

Trust me.

I know my husband.
He wants more kids.

He'd start a family band
if he could.

Yeah, that's... He's...

You know, you know
your husband.

Ah, right on time,
as always. Punctual.

You're a great doctor.
Thank you.

Unfortunately,
I have some bad news for you.

What's that?

Your blood tests indicate
cancer in your colon.

It's very aggressive.

That's Mrs. Patel's chart.
Woops.

This is Ben Hawthorne's.

Wait, um...

So, I don't have cancer?

No.

Low in vitamin D.

Get some sun.
Have a good day.

Don't tell Mrs. Patel
if you see her.

Yikes.

Sorry, uh, hang on.

Dr. Smallwood, you basically
just told me that I was dying.

I had the wrong chart.
It happens.

Should it?
No.

Could you give us
some privacy? Also no.

Okay, well...

Dr. Smallwood,
I am sorry to have to do this.

I mean, you will always be
a pillar of this community.

But I am going to have to...

Ask you if you have ever considered
taking an extended vacation.

You know, maybe buy a van?
See the world?

He's trying to fire you.

You're not the doctor
you used to be,

and if you keep working here,
you might kill someone.

Is this true?

It's not not true.

You're a sweet boy for
not wanting to tell me that.

You're not sweet at all.

It even looked like
you enjoyed it.

I didn't not enjoy it.

And now we officially
have no doctor.

I pulled out our hiring files

when I realized Smallwood was
about to tell you you were dying.

Seems like you had time
to stop her, but okay.

Dr. Vanderspeigle
is our only real candidate.

Good doctor,
but not much to look at.

He's a Patience six,
which is a Denver four,

which is a California one.

Not sure if any
of that's legal to say.

He has a birthday coming up.

Maybe I could convince him.

Sneaky. Buy him a present,
soften him up.

You've just moved up
to a Patience three.

Thanks.

Goliath pieces
are very rare.

You could try the curator
at the Guggenheim.

I certainly can't help you.

I could just kill her.

No. No more killing.
Just a minute. She'll leave.

Hmm.

What about this piece?

This is a Goliath.

It's part
of my personal collection.

It's not for sale.

Hmm.

Seems like it means
a lot to you.

Did you know him?

I don't think that's
any of your business.

You need to leave now.

Don't take this
the wrong way,

but I can tell
by looking at you,

you can't afford
a piece like this.

You'd be surprised
by my resources.

What's in the bag?

No!

I'm sorry. You're right. Goliath
wanted you to have the egg.

It's why you were sent for.

Goliath knew it needed an
alien to guide and protect it.

An alien with emotions,

like you.

Who was he?

He was a man who stepped out
of the jungle that I fell in love with.

Goliath told me you would come
when the time is right.

I know now why he said it was very
important for you to have the egg.

Goliath warned me there
would be people coming for it.

Promise you will
take care of my baby.

I promise.

Harry, she's gone.

They want the egg.
They won't stop.

Go out the back.

Okay.

Um...

Uh...

Hey!

Who the hell
are these guys?

Max is just getting to the point
where I can leave him home alone

without it being a child
services issue.

Unless he gets
into the matches.

I mean, if I can handle the
drunks that come through this place,

kid can't be that much worse.

You saying you actually
wanna have a kid?

First I'd have to find the right
guy to have his life ruined by me.

Anyone special in mind?

Do I have a victim in mind?

Dating me is kind of like
walking into a war zone.

Hey, I think you're a catch.

And if you wanted to,
I think you would be a great mom.

Come on.

Imagine if you were pregnant.

We could be pregnancy buddies.

We can get them matching "This is
what a feminist looks like" onesies.

I mean, you'd have
to be willing

to give up the freedom
to do whatever you want,

whenever you want.

I mean, you could just
jet off to Paris right now.

But I won't.

I'll just jet home
to my nail polish collection.

I have a lot of nail polish.

At least your baby won't
make you high when you sniff it.

Take it easy.
You know, it's...

It's not like I know
for sure that I'm pregnant.

Well, let's find out.

Here at The 59, we cater to
every stage of a relationship.

Condoms, pregnancy tests,
paternity tests,

plus, a divorce lawyer who starts his
weekend bender on Thursday afternoon.

Thank God
these are still in stock.

Judy goes through them
like Tic Tacs that you piss on.

I don't know. I'm not sure
I'm ready for the answer yet.

Not feeling as brave as you.

You didn't see me run away
from the leg press at the gym today.

So you skipped one machine.
It was your first day back.

When you're ready,
it'll be there.

Keep it on you.

When you're ready,
it'll be there.

Why do we have to ride
on this train for two days?

What if someone ties
a lady to the tracks?

If they tie her lengthwise,
it could derail us.

It could. But it won't, because
this isn't a silent movie, Harry.

And we didn't have a choice.

Pretty sure TSA
won't let you on a plane

with something
like that in a bag.

Do you even know
if and when it will hatch?

No.

On my planet, we mate
with a genetic partner.

The partner who carries the
offspring incubates hundreds of eggs.

This is just one egg.

One of my kind

mating with a human partner.

I do not know
what this will look like.

I do not know
when it will come.

It could be
hatching in a year.

It could be hatching
right now.

Or now.

Or now.

Fantastic.

What are we supposed
to do now?

Goliath wanted me
to have this egg.

He knew what would happen
if he became impregnated.

Goliath died
so I could have this baby.

I'm gonna go get a tea.

Do you want anything?

No.

Ice cream sandwich!

I went to New York to find
an alien even a little like me.

Now when I look at this egg, I think
I have found something different,

a baby contaminated
with human emotion,

part alien and part human.

It is not a little like me.

It is just like me.

What's going on, Mike?

You haven't turned the page
since you came in.

I, uh...

I got a bunch of these books from,
uh, Abigail Hodges,

and thought they'd help me
take my mind off some stuff,

but it's not working so well.

Something you wanna
talk about?

Share with a fellow soldier
what's on your mind?

I kind of feel stuck lately.

You know,
like I'm in the middle of something,

but I'm not sure which way
is the right way to go.

Mmm.

Look, between you and me,

I think I made a mistake.

I think I might've put
the wrong person behind bars.

Last time I made a big mistake
like that was back in D.C.,

and my partner,
he didn't go home that day.

Tough break.

Yeah.

If I had my sage,
I'd smudge you.

Free pie is a close second.

I'll take it.

I was doing
guard duty in Vietnam.

Dreaming about the burgers
we'd order back home.

Telling dirty jokes.

Pretending we weren't
scared shitless.

It was an ambush.

My buddy hit the floor.

I just stood there like
an idiot till he bled out.

Jesus, Dan.

Medic told me
it wasn't my fault.

Called it a

sucking chest wound.

But I couldn't
shake the guilt.

And I ran from that
mistake for years.

Almost died from it.

I'm sorry.

I mean, how do you even
survive something like that?

It's not about the surviving.

Any soldier who's still
with us is surviving.

A soldier has to prevail.

Learned to honor Joe.

Now he's with me every day.

If you wanna honor your partner,
be the best cop you can be.

Put the right person
behind bars.

Deputy. Hey.

I've been waiting out front
for the last 10 minutes.

You forget
I was picking you up?

Yeah, I'm sorry.
I've been tied up.

Just, like, police stuff.

Pulling UFOs over
for speeding again?

I'm sorry. I'm just feeling
a little stupid.

I posted that UFO video,
and people think it's fake.

Hey, the only thing stupid is believing
what someone on the Internet thinks.

Ignore them.
It's not just one person.

It's most of them.

And someone used a filter to
change the UFO into a doughnut.

They don't even
know I'm a cop.

That looks pretty realistic.

Now I'm hungry. Let's stop
and get one on the way home.

Sorry.

I need 10 more minutes.

Okay.
Okay.

I changed my mind.
I want tea...

You should've cleaned up
after yourself.

Now, you're gonna
give me that egg,

and you're gonna tell me
where it came from.

Ow.

You.

What the...
How did that window break?

I do not know. It is a very
cheap train. Everything breaks.

Oh, my God.

What happened to your face?

I may have killed
the bad woman.

It's okay. I threw her
out the window.

She's gone.

Did you get my ice cream
sandwich?

Sir, we've been through
this room a thousand times.

Do you really think we've
been missing something?

Yeah, well, before, we were
trying to get in the killer's head.

Maybe it's time we try
to get into Sam's.

Okay, so I'm a small-town
doctor, right?

Nice guy. Whole town loves me. So
why would somebody want me dead?

Medical malpractice? I don't think
so. I'm too damn good at what I do.

Did I witness something?

Did I know something that made
somebody wanna kill me?

I was smart.

If I knew something
important and dangerous,

I might've written it down.

Yeah, but where?

Wait.

Sam loved these books.

Sir?

The sex-crazed
detective in these books,

when he thought
somebody was after him,

he would take his case notes,
and he would put them

in the back of paintings
in his office.

Come on.

Shit.

You know what? Maybe it's just
a dumb book.

Even if he hid something here,
it would probably be gone by now.

I mean, we've had
three doctors since.

Any one of them could've
changed these paintings.

Not that one.

Not this one.

Sheriff.

Holy shit.

Patience must be nearer
to my planet than New York.

When I am here,
I feel closer to home.

You gonna tell me
what's going on?

You haven't talked
this whole ride.

I don't like it when you're
quiet. Makes me nervous.

The alien we went
to see was dead.

But it gave birth to an egg,

and now it's in Harry's bag.

I liked it more
when you were quiet.

Me too.

Congratulations.
I heard you adopted a baby.

Do not worry.
It has not hatched yet.

If it did, you would know.

It would probably spit acid.

It'll be a relief that
we put that egg somewhere safe.

Finally a use for that
stupid bunker of yours.

I built that stupid bunker to
save your life. Uh-huh.

So that everyone in the world
would die but me and you.

Thanks for including me.

Surprise!

Ah!

Happy birthday,
Dr. Vanderspeigle.

Glad to have you back
in Patience. Speech!

Get out of my house.