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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
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[CRASH!]
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WA...HA HA HA HA HA!...
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[CAMERA CLICKING]
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WELCOME, PLANETARY
CONVERSION TEAM.
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WELCOME TO BLORCH,
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THE LATEST ADDITION
TO THE IRKEN EMPIRE
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AND MOST IMPORTANTLY,
THE FIRST PLANET
TO FALL VICTIM
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TO OUR LATEST EFFORT
AT UNIVERSAL CONQUEST,
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OPERATION
IMPENDING DOOM II!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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ALMIGHTY TALLEST ROCKS!
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NOW WE ERASE
THE REMAINING
ORGANICS ON BLORCH,
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PAVING THE WAY FOR,
I DUNNO,
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MAYBE A PARKING
STRUCTURE PLANET.
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YEAH! PARKING
STRUCTURE PLANET!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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BUT FIRST,
WE'D LIKE TO ACKNOWLEDGE
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THE CONTRIBUTION OF ONE
VERY SPECIAL SOLDIER,
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WITHOUT WHOM
THIS VICTORY AND
THOSE SURELY TO COME
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WOULDN'T BE POSSIBLE.
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INVADER ZIM!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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YOU SEE IF ZIM
HADN'T BEEN EXILED
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TO THE FAR REACHES
OF THE GALAXY,
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HE WOULD
BE HERE, WITH US...
RUINING EVERYTHING.
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AND WE ALL REMEMBER
HOW HE MESSED UP
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OPERATION IMPENDING
DOOM 1, AM I RIGHT?
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Voice:
I DON'T!
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SEIZE THAT GUY
AND, UH...THROW HIM
OUT THE AIRLOCK.
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Voice:
AHHHH!
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THAT WAS THE WRONG GUY,
BUT...THAT'S OK.
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I THINK EVERYONE
GETS THE POINT, HMM?
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SO LET'S GIVE
A BIG CHEER
FOR INVADER ZIM
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FOR BEING
SO FAR AWAY!
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[CHEERING]
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One Irken:
INVADER ZIM ROCKS!
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[ALARM SOUND]
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QUIET EVERYBODY,
QUIET. HA HA HA.
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WE HAVE A LITTLE
SURPRISE FOR YOU.
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IT LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE GETTING A REPORT
FROM ZIM RIGHT NOW.
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TRANSFER IT TO
THE MAIN VIEW SCREEN!
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[CROWD CHEERING]
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WELL, THANK YOU.
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HOW VERY
WELL DESERVED OF ME.
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INVADER ZIM
REPORTING IN, SIRS.
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YES, GREETINGS, ZIM.
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KEEPING BUSY,
IT LOOKS LIKE.
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DOING US PROUD.
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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YES, YES, I AM.
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I'M IN A BEAR SUIT.
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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PLEASE! ENOUGH!
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FOLLOWING INVADER PROTOCOL,
I'VE SENT PROBES
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OUT TO THE SURROUNDING
PLANETS
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TO CHECK THEM
FOR POTENTIAL USE.
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UH HUH.
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SCANS FROM
A PLANET NAMED...MARS
ARE INTRIGUING.
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YOU CAN EXPECT
A FULL REPORT
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WHEN I HAVE
MORE INFORMATION.
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THANK YOU,
INVADER ZIM.
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WITHOUT YOUR EFFORTS
OUT THERE,
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[SUPPRESSING LAUGHTER]
THE ENTIRE OPERATION
WOULD SURELY CRUMBLE.
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HA HA HA!
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YES. YES, IT WOULD.
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LET'S HEAR IT
FOR ZIM!
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[CROWD CHEERS]
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IDIOT.
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TRULY, I AM AMAZING.
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HOW COULD THEY NOT
CHEER THE VERY SIGHT
OF MY PROGRESS.
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STILL, I AM
BECOMING IMPATIENT
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WITH MY INCREDIBLY
SUBTLE INFILTRATION
OF THIS PLANET
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AND AM GROWING
EVER HUNGRIER TO BE
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THE DESTRUCTION
OF THE HUMANS.
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DESTRUCTION IS NICE!
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Computer: LONG RANGE
SPACE PROBES HAVE
RETURNED.
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EXCELLENT TIMING.
BEGIN DATA DOWNLOAD.
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Computer: ACCESSING
DATA FROM MARS PROBES.
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SOME OF THIS LANDSCAPE
LOOKS UNNATURAL,
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AS THOUGH NATURE
WAS NOT INVOLVED
IN ITS FORMATION.
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BUT THE SENSORS SHOW
NO LIFE FORMS.
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WHATEVER WIPED OUT
THESE "MARS-OIDS"
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MUST HAVE TRULY BEEN
INCREDIBLE.
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INCREDIBLE ENOUGH,
MAYBE, TO ASSIST IN
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MY ANNIHILATION
OF THE HUMANS?
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GIR!
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GIR! GIR!
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MEET ME IN THE LAUNCH HANGAR!
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I GOTTA GO, PIG.
I'LL SEE YOU LATER.
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I GOTTA GO, PIG!
I'LL SEE YOU LATER!
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WE'RE GOING TO MARS!
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Gir:
ARE WE THERE YET?
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THE CAMERA STATIONS
HAVE BEEN THERE FOR YEARS,
AGENT DARKBOOTIE,
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BUT WHEN THEY DIDN'T FIND
ANY LIFE AFTER THE FIRST WEEK,
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NASA PLACE GAVE UP
ON THEM, BUT I HAVEN'T.
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LOOK WHAT I'VE FOUND.
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THIS IS WHAT ONE OF
THE CAMERA STATIONS
LOOKS LIKE.
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THIS ONE WAS TAKEN
A COUPLE OF NIGHTS AGO.
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LOOK UP HERE.
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NASA PLACE SAYS
THIS IS A THUMBPRINT.
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THAT IS NO THUMBPRINT.
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HMM. YOU'VE DONE WELL,
AGENT MOTHMAN.
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BUT THE SWOLLEN EYEBALL
NEEDS CONCLUSIVE EVIDENCE
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BEFORE FILING
ANYTHING AS CONFIRMED
ALIEN ACTIVITY.
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LET ME KNOW
IF YOU FIND MORE.
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DARKBOOTIE OUT.
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GET OFF MY HEAD, GIR.
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I HAVE A GOOD FEELING
ABOUT THIS LEAD.
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I CAN ALMOST TASTE
THE HUMANS BEING DESTROYED.
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IT'S DELICIOUS!
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THIS MARS HOLDS THE KEY,
I JUST KNOW IT.
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NEW WORDS OF PRAISE
WILL HAVE TO BE INVENTED
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JUST SO THEY CAN PR--
GET OFF MY HEAD!!
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THE TASTE OF IMPENDING
HUMAN ANNIHILATION
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GROWS STRONGER
IN MY AMAZING HEAD.
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[SMACKS LIPS]
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[ALSO SMACKS LIPS]
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NOW, LET'S FIND OUT
WHAT DESTROYED THE PEOPLE
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WHO BUILT THIS UGLY THING.
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OOHHHH.
IT'S BROKEN.
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DAD, AS A MAN
OF SCIENCE,
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YOU AT LEAST
HAVE TO ADMIT
THAT THIS PICTURE
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SHOWS SOMETHING...
FREAKY
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AND OF SOME SPOOKY
ALIEN ORIGIN.
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I'LL SAY IT AGAIN.
THOSE STATIONS HAVEN'T
BEEN MONITORED
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FOR ONE SIMPLE REASON:
THERE ARE NO ALIENS!
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NONE ABLE TO TRAVEL
THE MASSIVE DISTANCE
TO OUR PLANET, ANYHOW.
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YOU'VE BEEN WATCHING
THOSE TRANSMISSIONS
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SINCE YOU WERE A BABY
WITH AN ENORMOUS HEAD.
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IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON,
SON.
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REAL SCIENCE. TRY IT.
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[GIR'S SQUEAL]
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WHAT WAS THAT?
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IT'S FIXED! OH, YEAH. OOH!
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GIR! COME HERE!
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OH, MAAAAN!
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THIS IS POINTLESS, GIR.
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THIS PLANET'S A ROCK,
A USELESS WASTELAND.
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WHOEVER THEY WERE,
THEY LEFT NO SIGN OF
WHAT WIPED THEM OUT.
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THEY JUST LEFT THESE
STUPID STRUCTURES HERE
TO TAUNT ME. I HATE THEM!
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AND I HOPE THEY D--
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HUH. OH, YEAH.
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I CAN SEE
UP ITS NOSE.
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THIS MEANS
MORE TIME ON EARTH
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WITH THE STENCH
OF HUMANITY.
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FILTHY HUMANS!
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[RINGING SOUND]
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WHAT IS THAT SOUND?
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GIR!
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UGH!
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DAD! GAZ!
COME SEE THIS!
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PLEASE! NO MORE
FOOLISHNESS, SON!
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Gaz:
YOUR VOICE IS STUPID!
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EEEAAAHH!
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WELCOME, PILOT.
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HOW YA DOIN'?
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WHO ARE YOU?
WHAT IS ALL THIS?
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I AM ALL THAT IS LEFT
OF MY PEOPLE,
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AN INTERACTIVE
INSTRUCTION MANUAL
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FOR THE INCREDIBLE VESSEL
YOU ARE NOW HELMING.
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YOUR PEOPLE WERE
INSTRUCTION MANUALS?
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NO, NO. HUH?
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VESSEL?
THIS THING'S A SHIP?
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MY PEOPLE WORKED THEMSELVES
INTO EXTINCTION
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CONVERTING OUR PLANET
INTO A NAVIGABLE
SPACE VESSEL,
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USING SIMILAR TECHNOLOGY
TESTED AND PROVEN ON
ANOTHER, NEARBY PLANET.
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WHAT OTHER PLANET?
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THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT
RIGHT NOW.
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ANOTHER PLANET?
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WHY WOULD YOU
DO ALL THAT?
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BECAUSE IT'S COOL.
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MM-HMM.
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[GIR SQUEALS]
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THE INVADER BEHIND
THIS IMPORTANT
FIRST VICTORY IS...
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UH...
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[WHISPERING]
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INVADER...SKOODGE?
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[WHISPERING]
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THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT.
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THAT CANNOT BE
THE POSTER BOY FOR
IRKEN GALACTIC CONQUEST.
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HE'S SO...SHORT.
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AND UGLY.
I MEAN, LOOK AT HIM.
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GREETINGS, MY TALLEST.
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AS THE INVADER
RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS
PLANET'S DOWNFALL,
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I GET TO LAUNCH
THE TRADITIONAL FINAL
CANNON SWEEP, RIGHT?
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UM...YEAH. UH...
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SO THAT NO IRKEN BOOT
HAS TO COME INTO CONTACT
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WITH ANY UNSAVORY
ALIEN FILTH. HOO-AH!
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YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
UM, WELL...
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THERE'S A NEW
TRADITION NOW.
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MAN, YOU'RE UGLY!
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AND SHORT!
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THE NEW TRADITION IS THAT
YOU GET TO BE LAUNCHED
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AS PART OF
THE CANNON SWEEP.
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THAT'S RIGHT,
IN YOU GO.
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COMMENCE ORGANIC SWEEP!
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AAAHH!
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UH...YOU!
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YOUR NAME IS NOW SKOODGE,
CONQUEROR OF BLORCH.
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[LAUGHING]
REMEMBER...REMEMBER
THE TIME ZIM CALLED US
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AND HE WAS...
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HE WAS COVERED FROM
HEAD TO FOOT IN MEAT?
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YEAH! THE MEAT ENDED UP
FUSING TO HIS FLESH
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AND HE ALMOST WENT
BLIND WHEN IT INVADED
HIS EYE SOCKETS!
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HA HA HA! MEAT.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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[BEEPING SOUND]
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OH, IT'S HIM, IT'S HIM.
HOLD ON. SHH--SHH.
STRAIGHT FACE.
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[BOTH LAUGH UNCONTROLLABLY]
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GREETINGS, TALLEST.
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I BRING MORE
EVIDENCE OF MY
UNBELIEVABLE SKILLS.
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[CONTAINING LAUGHTER]
MORE EVIDENCE?
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YES. I'VE MADE
AN EXCITING DISCOVERY.
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THE PLANET MARS IS ACTUALLY
A GIANT SPACE SHIP
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BUILT BY FLOATING HEADS.
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I'M GOING
TO FLY IT TO EARTH
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WHERE I WILL ROLL IT AROUND
ON THE SURFACE,
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SQUISHING ALL
THE EARTH LIFE
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AND LEAVING IT FREE
FOR US TO CONQUER
WITHOUT RESISTANCE!
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PREPARE THE FLEET,
FOR I WILL BE FIRING
THE FIRST VOLLEY
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IN EARTH'S ORGANIC SWEEP
TOMORROW!
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INVADER ZIM SIGNING OFF.
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[LAUGHING]
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I HAVE TO STOP HIM!
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WHERE ARE YOU GOING
AT THIS HOUR?
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OH...YOU KNOW.
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Puppet:
TO SAVE THE EARTH?
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00:12:33,885 --> 00:12:35,152
YES.
231
00:12:36,021 --> 00:12:38,221
MY POOR, INSANE SON.
232
00:12:40,659 --> 00:12:42,859
...THE END OF THE WORLD!...
233
00:12:44,697 --> 00:12:45,729
WAS THAT THE UH...
234
00:12:45,797 --> 00:12:46,729
MM-HMM.
235
00:12:46,798 --> 00:12:48,599
...CRAZY UFO KID?
236
00:12:48,667 --> 00:12:49,666
YUP.
237
00:13:00,626 --> 00:13:02,192
OH, NO. DIB.
238
00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:03,894
I KNOW WHAT
YOU'RE GOING TO SAY,
239
00:13:03,963 --> 00:13:05,395
BUT YOU HAVE
TO BELIEVE ME THIS TIME.
240
00:13:05,464 --> 00:13:06,898
MARS IS A GIANT SPACE SHIP
241
00:13:06,966 --> 00:13:08,265
AND IT'S BEING PILOTED
BY AN ALIEN...
242
00:13:08,334 --> 00:13:11,235
IS THIS THAT...ZIG
YOU ALWAYS TALK ABOUT?
243
00:13:11,303 --> 00:13:12,470
ZIM!
244
00:13:12,538 --> 00:13:13,904
HE'S ACTIVATED
THE FACE ON MARS,
245
00:13:13,973 --> 00:13:16,974
AND NOW HE'S FLYING
THE WHOLE PLANET LIKE
SOME HORRIBLE...WOW!
246
00:13:17,042 --> 00:13:19,076
THIS SOUNDS REALLY STUPID,
DOESN'T IT?
247
00:13:21,214 --> 00:13:24,080
ANYHOW, THE FLOATING HEAD
SAID THAT THERE WAS
ANOTHER PLANET
248
00:13:24,149 --> 00:13:25,983
AND THAT THEY'D MODIFIED IT
WITH GIANT ENGINES.
249
00:13:26,051 --> 00:13:27,551
WE HAVE TO FIND OUT
WHICH ONE.
250
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:28,886
ALL RIGHT,
LET ME GET
THIS STRAIGHT.
251
00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:30,621
HE'S FLYING...
252
00:13:30,690 --> 00:13:32,556
WHAT'S HE FLYING?
253
00:13:32,625 --> 00:13:36,293
THERE! LOOK!
YOU CAN SEE HIM ON
THE MARTIAN CAMERA FEEDS!
254
00:13:36,362 --> 00:13:37,461
SORRY, KID.
255
00:13:37,529 --> 00:13:38,662
SINCE THEY CUT
THE FUNDING,
256
00:13:38,730 --> 00:13:39,897
WE'RE NOT EVEN
ALLOWED TO LOOK
AT THOSE MONITORS.
257
00:13:42,402 --> 00:13:44,401
WHOA!
258
00:13:44,469 --> 00:13:46,470
IT'S...[SHUDDERS]
259
00:13:46,538 --> 00:13:47,805
I THINK
IT'S AN ASTEROID!
260
00:13:47,874 --> 00:13:49,173
IT'S HUGE!
261
00:13:49,241 --> 00:13:51,108
IT'S HEADED
STRAIGHT FOR US!
262
00:13:51,177 --> 00:13:53,711
IT'S ZIM!
JUST LOOK AT THE SCREENS!
263
00:13:53,779 --> 00:13:56,781
OK. DO WE HAVE TO GO
THROUGH THE WHOLE
FUNDING THING AGAIN?
264
00:14:03,121 --> 00:14:06,390
Zim:
HA HA HA HA HA!
265
00:14:06,459 --> 00:14:07,891
PEOPLE OF EARTH!
266
00:14:07,960 --> 00:14:10,927
PREPARE TO TASTE
THE MIGHTY FOOT
OF MY PLANET!
267
00:14:10,996 --> 00:14:12,729
HE HA HA HA HA HA!...
268
00:14:18,771 --> 00:14:21,172
Red: I'M ZIM.
I'M SQUISHING OUT
ALL LIFE.
269
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:23,140
[BOTH LAUGHING]
270
00:14:29,214 --> 00:14:30,281
OH, STOP!
271
00:14:34,853 --> 00:14:35,786
WHUH?
272
00:14:35,855 --> 00:14:37,888
I BELIEVE YOU.
I THINK I CAN HELP YOU.
273
00:14:37,957 --> 00:14:39,456
WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO?
CLEAN ME?
274
00:14:39,525 --> 00:14:40,991
THE OTHER PLANET
YOU MENTIONED,
275
00:14:41,060 --> 00:14:43,994
THE ONE YOU SAID
WAS ALSO FITTED WITH
THE GIANT ENGINES,
276
00:14:44,063 --> 00:14:45,696
IT CAN ONLY BE MERCURY.
277
00:14:48,067 --> 00:14:48,999
THERE.
278
00:14:49,068 --> 00:14:51,701
THE BUTT ON MERCURY.
279
00:14:51,770 --> 00:14:53,870
A LESSER KNOWN
STRUCTURE THAN
THE FACE ON MARS,
280
00:14:53,939 --> 00:14:55,706
BUT ONE JUST
AS MYSTERIOUS.
281
00:14:55,775 --> 00:14:57,574
YES. THAT'S IT!
282
00:14:57,643 --> 00:14:59,509
NOW, HOW DO I GET
TO THE BUTT?
283
00:15:03,215 --> 00:15:04,315
WHAT IS IT?
284
00:15:04,384 --> 00:15:06,416
IT'S AN OLD MONKEY SHIP
FROM BACK IN THE DAYS
285
00:15:06,485 --> 00:15:09,453
WHEN THEY USED TO SHOOT
MONKEYS INTO SPACE.
286
00:15:09,522 --> 00:15:11,489
[SNIFFING]
287
00:15:11,557 --> 00:15:13,124
AH! YOU CAN STILL
SMELL THE MONKEY.
288
00:15:13,192 --> 00:15:14,391
DOES IT STILL WORK?
289
00:15:14,460 --> 00:15:16,293
I'VE DONE ALL
THE REPAIRS MYSELF.
290
00:15:17,330 --> 00:15:19,262
WHY WOULD YOU HELP ME?
291
00:15:19,331 --> 00:15:20,631
NOBODY EVER HELPS ME!
292
00:15:20,700 --> 00:15:23,734
LET'S JUST SAY
MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN.
293
00:15:23,802 --> 00:15:26,403
AGENT...DARKBOOTIE?
294
00:16:06,913 --> 00:16:09,380
[GIR HUMMING]
295
00:16:18,491 --> 00:16:20,991
THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG!
296
00:16:21,059 --> 00:16:22,626
I TOLD THE TALLEST
TO BRING THE FLEET TOMORROW!
297
00:16:22,694 --> 00:16:25,129
AT THIS RATE,
WE WON'T BE DONE WITH
OUR DESTROYING BY THEN!
298
00:16:25,197 --> 00:16:28,031
THERE MUST BE
SOME BOOSTERS.
299
00:16:28,100 --> 00:16:30,334
AH, HERE.
HOLD ON TO SOMETHING, GIR!
300
00:16:35,241 --> 00:16:36,941
EH HA HA HA HA!...
301
00:16:42,114 --> 00:16:43,313
Gir:
AAAHHH!
302
00:16:47,753 --> 00:16:49,119
[GIR LAUGHS ALSO]
303
00:16:53,792 --> 00:16:56,526
[DIB SCREAMS]
304
00:16:56,595 --> 00:16:59,963
THAT SOUNDED LIKE...
NO. COULDN'T BE.
305
00:17:00,032 --> 00:17:02,766
[ZIM AND GIR
CONTINUE LAUGHING]
306
00:17:13,379 --> 00:17:15,345
AAHH!
307
00:17:15,414 --> 00:17:18,214
WE'RE ALL DOOMED!
DOOOOOOMED!
308
00:17:23,222 --> 00:17:25,089
[EARTH PEOPLE OOH AND AH]
309
00:17:28,861 --> 00:17:31,728
HEY! WE'RE ALL DOOMED,
REMEMBER?
310
00:17:31,797 --> 00:17:32,896
[SCREAMING]
311
00:17:40,016 --> 00:17:42,117
[LAUGHING]
312
00:17:45,221 --> 00:17:48,689
NOW...SLOWING TO
SQUISHING SPEED.
313
00:18:05,008 --> 00:18:08,109
WAAAAHHH!
314
00:18:10,113 --> 00:18:12,079
AAAHHHH!
315
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:15,116
WAAAAAHHH!...
316
00:18:18,154 --> 00:18:21,289
Soda holder:
OH, NO! OH, NO!
317
00:18:21,358 --> 00:18:22,457
OH, OH, NO!
318
00:18:22,525 --> 00:18:24,225
NO, NO, NO!
319
00:18:24,294 --> 00:18:26,494
NO, NO, NO!
320
00:18:26,563 --> 00:18:28,062
WHA-HA!
321
00:18:28,131 --> 00:18:30,564
[CHILD CRIES]
322
00:18:32,835 --> 00:18:34,969
[SODA HOLDER
CONTINUES TO SCREAM]
323
00:18:37,574 --> 00:18:38,906
[CHILD CRIES AGAIN]
324
00:18:45,782 --> 00:18:47,382
[ZIM SCREAMS]
325
00:18:47,450 --> 00:18:49,183
Dib: NOT WHILE I'M AROUND,
ZIM!
326
00:18:49,252 --> 00:18:51,585
DON'T TELL ME
YOU ACTUALLY THOUGHT
YOU'D WIN THIS.
327
00:18:51,654 --> 00:18:54,422
OH, YOU HORRIBLE,
INTERFERING DIB!
328
00:18:57,627 --> 00:19:00,095
TASTE THE MIGHTY
DOOM OF MY MOONS.
329
00:19:39,002 --> 00:19:40,234
YAAAAAHHH!
330
00:19:54,717 --> 00:19:57,018
YOU SHOULDN'T INTERFERE
WITH A SUPERIOR FORCE, DIB.
331
00:19:57,086 --> 00:19:59,220
YOU'D HAVE BEEN
BETTER OFF JUST
STAYING ON YOUR PLANET
332
00:19:59,289 --> 00:20:01,022
AND GETTING
SQUISHED JUST
LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE.
333
00:20:01,091 --> 00:20:03,291
WELL, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE
BOTHERED COMING TO EARTH,
334
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,892
BECAUSE I'LL STOP YOU
AT EVERY TURN!
335
00:20:55,211 --> 00:20:56,076
AAAHHH!
336
00:20:58,348 --> 00:21:00,148
GIR, GO TAKE CARE
OF THE EARTHBOY.
337
00:21:05,021 --> 00:21:06,820
WHAT'S THIS DO?
WHAT'S THAT DO?...
338
00:21:10,460 --> 00:21:12,459
NO! AAEEE!
339
00:21:15,899 --> 00:21:17,799
[GIR CONTINUES
JABBERING]
340
00:21:17,868 --> 00:21:20,935
MAYBE THAT LITTLE ROBOT
ISN'T SUCH A BAD EVIL
MINION AFTER ALL.
341
00:21:21,971 --> 00:21:24,472
WHAT'S IT DO?
WHAT'S IT DO?
342
00:21:24,541 --> 00:21:25,472
HEY, GO AWAY.
343
00:21:25,541 --> 00:21:27,341
OKEEDOKEE!
344
00:21:49,765 --> 00:21:51,332
LET'S SEE IF YOU HAVE
THE PILOTING SKILLS
345
00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:54,769
TO MANEUVER THROUGH
THE ASTEROID BELT,
FEEBLE DIB-THING?
346
00:21:56,606 --> 00:21:59,206
Y-HEH HEH HEH HEH!
347
00:21:59,275 --> 00:22:01,876
THAT'S JUST STUPID.
348
00:22:01,945 --> 00:22:03,778
LOOK AT THAT
COWARDLY HUMAN.
349
00:22:03,847 --> 00:22:06,580
WE'LL SEE WHO'S STUPID
WHEN--AAAHHHHHH!
350
00:22:08,751 --> 00:22:11,152
AAHH! AAHHH!...
351
00:22:20,764 --> 00:22:22,964
UGH! AH! OH! OOH! OOH!
352
00:22:29,372 --> 00:22:31,372
YOU MIGHT AS WELL HEAD BACK
TO YOUR HOME PLANET, ZIM.
353
00:22:31,441 --> 00:22:32,873
I'VE RECORDED
THIS WHOLE THING.
354
00:22:32,942 --> 00:22:35,409
IRREFUTABLE PROOF
OF YOUR EXISTENCE.
355
00:22:35,478 --> 00:22:37,412
THERE'S NO WAY YOU CAN...
356
00:22:37,480 --> 00:22:41,516
THAT LITTLE ROBOT!
HE TOOK MY CAMERAS!
357
00:22:44,754 --> 00:22:46,087
[BEEPING SOUND]
358
00:22:46,155 --> 00:22:48,489
IT'S ZIM.
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS?
359
00:22:48,558 --> 00:22:51,592
I JUST STARTED
BREATHING AGAIN
FROM THE LAST ONE.
360
00:22:51,661 --> 00:22:53,327
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED,
MY TALLEST.
361
00:22:53,396 --> 00:22:56,430
I HAVE RID THIS SOLAR SYSTEM
OF PLANET MARS.
362
00:22:56,499 --> 00:22:58,599
I THOUGHT YOU WERE TRYING
TO DESTROY THE EARTH.
363
00:22:58,668 --> 00:23:01,669
OH, YES...THAT.
364
00:23:01,738 --> 00:23:02,736
YOU HEARD WRONG.
365
00:23:02,805 --> 00:23:04,538
THIS TIME, I WAS TRYING
TO GET RID OF MARS.
366
00:23:04,607 --> 00:23:07,041
YOU KNOW, JUST A LITTLE
WARM-UP BEFORE I DESTROYED
THE HUMANS.
367
00:23:07,110 --> 00:23:09,043
YEAH. SEE,
I'LL DO EARTH NEXT.
368
00:23:09,112 --> 00:23:10,878
I'M AN UNSTOPPABLE
DEATH MACHINE, YOU KNOW.
369
00:23:10,947 --> 00:23:14,248
WELL, INVADER ZIM,
SIGNING OFF!
370
00:23:14,317 --> 00:23:16,183
[LAUGHING]
371
00:23:18,288 --> 00:23:20,154
UNSTOPPABLE
DEATH MACHINE!
372
00:23:20,223 --> 00:23:21,822
DID HE SAY UNSTOPPABLE
DEATH MACHINE?
373
00:23:21,891 --> 00:23:23,858
JUST A LITTLE
WARM-UP!
374
00:23:28,164 --> 00:23:31,365
OH, PLEASE!
DID HE SAY UNSTOPPABLE
DEATH MACHINE?!
375
00:23:31,434 --> 00:23:32,767
[LAUGHTER CONTINUES]
376
00:24:21,693 --> 00:24:22,593
I'M IN A BEAR SUIT.
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