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CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
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[THEME MUSIC]
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WELCOME, URKIN SOLDIERS.
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WELCOME TO CONVENTIA,
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THE CONVENTION HALL PLANET.
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PLEASE PROCEED TO
THE TALKING RING
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AND TAKE THE COMPLIMENTARY
TELEPORTERS TO
THE PLANET'S SURFACE.
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BE SURE TO VISIT
THE GIFT SHOP
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FOR ALL KINDS OF
CHEAP, USELESS STUFF.
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IF YOU'RE HERE FOR
THE GREAT ASSIGNING,
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PLEASE REMEMBER
WHERE YOU PARKED
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AND PROCEED TO
THE MAIN CONVENTION HALL.
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THE GALACTIC CONQUEST
IS NEAR.
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THE GALACTIC CONQUEST
IS NEAR.
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THE GALACTIC CONQUEST
IS NEAR...
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NOW, WIGGLE YOUR TIE
IN SALUTE
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BECAUSE HERE THEY ARE...
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YOUR ALL-KNOWING,
ALL-POWERFUL LEADERS,
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THE ALMIGHTY TALLERS!
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[CHEERING]
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THANK YOU, THANK YOU.
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SEE? I TOLD YOU
THEY'D LOVE THE LASERS.
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EVERYTHING IS
LASERS WITH YOU.
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I'M TELLING YOU,
SMOKE MACHINES ARE
WHAT THE PEOPLE RE--AH!
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[CHEERING]
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SEE?
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WELCOME MIGHTY
URKIN SOLDIERS!
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YOU ARE
THE FINEST EXAMPLES
OF MILITARY TRAINING
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THE URKIN ARMY
HAS TO OFFER!
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GOOD FOR YOU.
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STANDING BEHIND US,
HOWEVER,
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ARE THE SOLDIERS
WE'VE CHOSEN FOR ROLLS
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IN ONE OF THE MOST
CRUCIAL PARTS
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OF OPERATION
IMPENDING DOOM II!
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[CHEERING]
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YOU IN THE AUDIENCE
JUST GET TO SIT AND WATCH.
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YOU SHOULD'VE
TRIED HARDER!
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THESE SUPERIOR ONES--
NOT QUITE AS SUPERIOR
AS US OF COURSE--
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DUH.
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THESE LESS SUPERIOR
THAN US,
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BUT STILL QUITE
SUPERIOR SOLDIERS
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WILL EACH BE ASSIGNED
TO AN ENEMY PLANET!
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AND YOU WILL BLEND IN
WITH THE HIDEOUS
NATIVE INHABITANTS,
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ALL WHILE GATHERING
CRUCIAL INFORMATION,
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ASSESSING THE PLANET'S
WEAKNESSES,
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MAKING IT VULNERABLE
TO OUR BIG--SPACE SHIP--
GANG...
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THE ARMADA?
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NOW! LET
THE ASSIGNING BEGIN!
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WHOO!
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STEP FORWARD,
INVADER LARD.
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AH, YOU SEEM TO HAVE
GROWN SINCE LAST YOU'VE
STOOD BEFORE US, SOLDIER.
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YOU'VE BEEN ASSIGNED
TO THE PLANET BLORCH,
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HOME OF THE SLAUGHTERING
RAT PEOPLE.
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WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?
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HOWEVER, BECAUSE OF
YOUR INCREASED HEIGHT,
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WE HAVE DECIDED TO
GIVE YOU THE PLANET VORT,
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HOME OF THE UNIVERSE'S
MOST COMFORTABLE COUCH.
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YES!
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NEXT. INVADER SPLEEN!
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OOOH!
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MOVE IT, MOVE IT!
EVERYBODY, MOVE IT!
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MOVE IT!
GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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AND LAST, INVADER SCOOGE!
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OH, NOW,
THAT'S JUST SAD.
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COULD YOU GET
ANY SHORTER?
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YOU'LL BE ASSIGNED
TO BLORCH, HOME OF
THE SLAUGHTERING RAT PEOPLE.
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THANK YOU.
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GET OUT OF THE WAY!
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MOVE IT... !
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THUS CONCLUDES
THE GREAT ASSIGNING!
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HELP YOURSELVES
TO SOME NACHOS
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AND WE'LL SEE YA
AT THE EQUIPPING STATION.
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YES! GORGE YOURSELVES!
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YOU MOOCH IT.
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NO, NO! WAIT!
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THAT VOICE.
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NO! IT CAN'T BE.
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ZIM.
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[ZIM BREATHING
HEAVILY]
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SORRY I'M LATE,
MY TALLEST.
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I COULDN'T FIND
MY INVITATION.
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YOU'RE LUCKY
I MADE IT AT ALL.
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YOU WEREN'T
INVITED AT ALL.
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WEREN'T YOU BANISHED
TO FOOTCOURTIA?
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SHOULDN'T YOU BE--
FRYING SOMETHING?
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OH, I QUIT WHEN
I FOUND OUT ABOUT THIS.
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YOU QUIT
BEING BANISHED?
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THE ASSIGNING
IS OVER, ZIM.
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BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE
AN INVASION WITHOUT ME.
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I WAS IN OPERATION
IMPENDING DOOM I.
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DON'T YOU REMEMBER?
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OH, YES, WE REMEMBER.
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[ALARMS GOING OFF]
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YA HA HA HA HA... !
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BUT SIR, WE'RE STILL
ON OUR OWN PLANET!
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SILENCE!
TWIST THOSE KNOBS.
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TWIST THOSE KNOBS.
YOU, PULL SOME LEVERS.
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PULL SOME LEVERS!
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[SIREN]
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I PUT THE FIRES OUT.
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YOU MADE THEM WORSE.
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WORSE?
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OR BETTER?
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[SIGHS]
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BESIDES, NO INVADER
HAS EVER BEEN SO...
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VERY SMALL.
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YOU'RE VERY SMALL, ZIM.
YOU'RE A TINY THING.
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BUT INVADER'S
BLOOD MARCHES
THROUGH MY VEINS
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LIKE GIANT RADIOACTIVE
RUBBER PANTS!
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THE PANTS COMMAND ME.
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DO NOT IGNORE MY VEINS!
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AS--A SHOW OF GRATITUDE--
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FOR YOUR SERVICE
IN THE PAST, UH--
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HERE'S A SANDWICH.
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BUT--
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THANKS FOR COMING,
EVERYBODY!
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GOOD NIGHT!
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NO! WAIT!
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WHAT? YOU GOT
YOUR SANDWICH.
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MY TALLEST,
AN OPPORTUNITY
TO PROVE I TRULY
CAN BE AN INVADER
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IS ALL THAT I ASK.
GIVE ME.
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HOLD ON.
I GOT A PLAN.
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WE SEE NOW THAT
YOU ARE TRULY DESERVING.
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YES. YES, I AM.
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YOU WILL BE SENT
TO A PLANET SO MYSTERIOUS
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NO ONE HAS EVEN
HEARD OF IT.
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RIGHT! AND THOSE
WHO HAVE HEARD OF IT
DARE NOT SPEAK ITS NAME.
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WHAT'S ITS NAME?
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OH, I DARE NOT SPEAK IT.
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WHERE IS IT?
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UM...
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UH...
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UH...
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RIGHT THERE!
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OOH. A SECRET MISSION.
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HAPPY NOW?
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YES.
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INVADERS, REPORT TO
THE EQUIPMENT HALL.
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OH-OH AND REMEMBER,
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LASERS.
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AH!
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[THUD!]
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THE UNIVERSE WILL BE OURS
FOR THE TAKING!
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[CHEERING]
IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME
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BEFORE ALL THE RACES
OF THE UNIVERSE
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SERVE THE URKIN EMPIRE!
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I'LL HAVE THEM SERVE ME
THE CURLY FRIES.
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[ECHO]
THE CURLY FRIES,
THE CURLY FRIES...
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THEY'RE COMING.
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DIB DRANK THE LAST SODA.
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HE WILL PAY!
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THEY'RE COMING!
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DAD! THEY'RE COMING!
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I HEARD THEM.
I ACTUALLY HEARD THEM.
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I WAS UP ON THE ROOF
AND I HEARD THIS
TRANSMISSION THAT
WAS COMING THROUGH.
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SHH! NOT NOW, SON.
I'M MAKING...
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TOAST.
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GAZ, THEY'RE COMING.
THEY REALLY ARE.
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WHO'S COMING,
DIB?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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THIS IS YOUR STANDARD
ISSUE INFORMATION
RETRIEVAL UNIT.
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ALSO KNOWN AS A SIR.
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IT WILL ASSIST YOU
IN GATHERING VALUABLE
KNOWLEDGE DURING
YOUR MISSION.
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IT'S ALSO A FURNACE.
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WHO WANTS THIS ONE?!
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I DO.
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OUCH!
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THANK YOU.
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EVERYONE ELSE,
LINE UP AND TAKE
A ROBOT.
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SIR.
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GO WARM UP
MY SHIP'S ENGINES.
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YES, MASTER.
I OBEY!
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FINALLY, A ROBOT SLAVE
OF MY OWN.
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UM--UH...
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WE HAVE A TOP SECRET
MODEL FOR YOU, ZIM.
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COOOOOOOO!
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IT LOOKS KIND OF...
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NOT GOOD.
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YES! WELL, THAT'S
WHAT THE ENEMY WILL THINK!
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GET IT?
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I SEE.
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VERY GOOD.
IT EVEN FOOLED ME.
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I AM HONORED TO BE
TRUSTED WITH SUCH
ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY.
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HEE HEE HEE.
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SHH!
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GIR, REPORTING
FOR DUTY.
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GIR. WHAT DOES
THE G STAND FOR?
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I DON'T KNOW.
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WEE HOO HOO HOO!
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WEE HOO HOO HOO... !
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UM...
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IS IT SUPPOSED
TO BE STUPID?
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IT'S NOT STUPID,
IT'S ADVANCED!
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OK, GIR!
OUR MISSION BEGINS NOW.
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LET US RAIN SOME DOOM
DOWN UPON THE FILTHY HEADS
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OF OUR DOOMED ENEMIES.
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I'M GONNA SING
THE DOOM SONG NOW.
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♪ DOOM DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM DOOM DOOM
DOOM DOOM... ♪
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[STILL SINGING
DOOM SONG]
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GIR, WOULD YOU PLEASE
STOP SINGING?
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♪ DOOM DOOM DOOM,
DOOMY DOOMY DOOM... ♪
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[CONTROL PANEL]
PROXIMITY WARNING.
PLANET AHEAD.
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GIR, WE'RE HERE!
WE'RE FINALLY HERE!
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♪ DOOM DOOM DOOM--♪
OOH, WHAT'S THAT?
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THAT IS EARTH.
THIS MUST BE THE PLACE.
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OK, FIRST OFF WE HAVE
TO SET UP A BASE OF OPERATIONS.
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HEE HEE HEE!
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FOCUS, GIR!
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THIS IS WHERE
YOUR ADVANCED INFORMATION
GATHERING SKILLS COME IN HANDY.
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YES, MY MASTER.
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YOU HAVE TO OBSERVE
WHAT THESE...
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EARTHANOIDS CONSIDER
TO BE--NORMAL.
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THEN, BASED ON
YOUR OBSERVATIONS,
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WE MAKE OUR DISGUISES...
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AND OUR HOME.
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HERE!
WE BUILD HERE!
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WHOO! THAT WAS EASY.
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GIR. GET OUT HERE!
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HURRY, GIR.
WHAT DID YOU LEARN?
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I SAW A SQUIRREL.
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IT WAS DOING
LIKE THIS.
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CONCENTRATE, GIR!
IT IS TIME FOR DISGUISES.
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I WANT TO BE
A MONGOOSE.
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SHH. WE HAVE
TO BE QUIET.
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[CLANK!]
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TOO UGLY...TOO STINKY...
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THAT ONE LOOKS GOOD.
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OOH, IT HURTS!
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MASTER,
WHERE'D YOU GO?
WHERE ARE YOU?
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I'M RIGHT HERE, GIR.
IT'S ME.
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AND KEEP IT DOWN.
YOU WANNA WAKE UP
THE WHOLE PLANET?
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I DO.
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OK, FOR YOU,
I'M THINKING
MAYBE A DOG.
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CAN I BE
A MONGOOSE DOG?
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TODAY WE BECOME
THE ENEMY.
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THAT'S IT, YES!
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NOW, ALL WE NEED
IS A HOME.
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00:13:59,173 --> 00:14:00,173
LET'S SEE.
239
00:14:04,079 --> 00:14:08,514
SOME WINDOWS,
A COUPLE OF ANIMAL THINGS
IN FRONT. THERE!
240
00:14:16,624 --> 00:14:17,590
GIR, HIDE!
241
00:14:22,930 --> 00:14:26,398
AND BE QUIET!
WE CAN'T AFFORD
TO MAKE A SOUND.
242
00:15:13,581 --> 00:15:19,084
[ALARMS GO OFF]
243
00:15:19,153 --> 00:15:20,320
[BABY CRIES]
244
00:15:26,561 --> 00:15:27,894
[NOISE STOPS]
245
00:15:31,432 --> 00:15:33,199
[ZIM WHISTLES CASUALLY]
246
00:15:40,275 --> 00:15:42,275
WELCOME HOME, SON.
247
00:15:45,880 --> 00:15:48,681
OOOPH!
248
00:15:48,750 --> 00:15:51,384
STEP ONE WENT SMOOTHLY.
249
00:15:55,690 --> 00:15:57,890
[EERIE MUSIC]
250
00:16:08,969 --> 00:16:10,903
THE TALLEST WERE
WISE TO CHOOSE ME.
251
00:16:10,972 --> 00:16:12,438
THIS PLANET WON'T KNOW
WHAT HIT IT
252
00:16:12,507 --> 00:16:14,340
AFTER I'VE LEARNED
ITS WEAKNESSES.
253
00:16:14,408 --> 00:16:16,542
OH! THESE LENSES
ARE ALL SCRATCHY!
254
00:16:17,979 --> 00:16:20,145
NOW, TO FIND THE BEST
POSSIBLE WAY
255
00:16:20,214 --> 00:16:23,849
OF LEARNING ABOUT
THIS SAD, FILTHY, PLANET.
256
00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:25,851
THE MORE WE KNOW
THE SOONER WE CAN CONQUER
257
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,753
THIS SPINNING BALL OF...
258
00:16:27,822 --> 00:16:31,057
FFF-ILTHY...
259
00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:32,291
DIRT!
260
00:16:34,762 --> 00:16:37,530
[BELL RINGING]
261
00:16:37,598 --> 00:16:40,566
CLASS, I WOULD LIKE
TO INTRODUCE THE NEWEST
262
00:16:40,634 --> 00:16:43,569
HOPELESS APPENDAGE
TO THE STUDENT BODY.
263
00:16:43,638 --> 00:16:46,038
HIS NAME IS ZIM.
264
00:16:46,107 --> 00:16:50,777
ZIM, IF YOU HAVE
SOMETHING TO SAY
SAY IT NOW,
265
00:16:50,845 --> 00:16:52,111
BECAUSE AFTER THIS MOMENT,
266
00:16:52,180 --> 00:16:54,881
I DON'T WANT TO HEAR
ANOTHER SOUND FROM YOU!
267
00:16:57,152 --> 00:16:58,251
HELLO, FRIENDS.
268
00:16:58,319 --> 00:17:00,986
I AM A PERFECTLY NORMAL
HUMAN WORM BABY.
269
00:17:01,055 --> 00:17:04,324
YOU HAVE NOTHING,
ABSOLUTELY NOTHING
TO FEAR FROM ME.
270
00:17:04,392 --> 00:17:07,526
JUST PAY NO ATTENTION
TO ME AND WE'LL GET
ALONG JUST FINE.
271
00:17:07,595 --> 00:17:09,829
TAKE YOUR SEAT
NOW, ZIM.
272
00:17:09,898 --> 00:17:12,431
TODAY'S LECTURE IS ABOUT
OUTER SPACE
273
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:16,803
AND HOW IT WILL EVENTUALLY
IMPLODE ON ITSELF!
274
00:17:19,240 --> 00:17:20,873
YES, ZIM?
275
00:17:20,942 --> 00:17:24,343
IN THE EVENT OF SAY,
A FULL-SCALE ALIEN INVASION,
276
00:17:24,412 --> 00:17:27,045
HOW PREPARED DO YOU THINK
THIS PLANET'S DEFENSES
WOULD BE?
277
00:17:27,114 --> 00:17:28,614
TELL ME.
278
00:17:28,682 --> 00:17:30,550
AS I WAS SAYING,
279
00:17:30,619 --> 00:17:34,486
THE UNIVERSE
IS JUST DOOMED.
280
00:17:34,555 --> 00:17:40,025
DOOMED, DOOMED,
DOOMED!
281
00:17:44,285 --> 00:17:46,552
OK, AM I
THE ONLY ONE HERE
282
00:17:46,621 --> 00:17:48,922
WHO SEES THE ALIEN
SITTING IN THE CLASS?
283
00:17:53,728 --> 00:17:56,095
THERE!
284
00:17:56,164 --> 00:17:57,229
RIGHT THERE!
285
00:17:58,699 --> 00:18:00,399
THAT IS NO KID.
HE'S AN ALIEN!
286
00:18:00,467 --> 00:18:01,634
AN ALIEN!
287
00:18:01,703 --> 00:18:04,070
ONE OF THE MONSTERS
I'VE BEEN TALKING
ABOUT!
288
00:18:04,138 --> 00:18:06,171
HE'S HERE
TO CONQUER EARTH.
289
00:18:06,240 --> 00:18:09,942
AW, NOT THIS AGAIN.
YOU'RE CRAZY.
290
00:18:10,010 --> 00:18:11,610
WHAT ABOUT HIS
HORRIBLE GREEN HEAD?
291
00:18:11,679 --> 00:18:13,212
INSOLENT FOOL BOY!
292
00:18:13,280 --> 00:18:16,549
IT'S A SKIN CONDITION.
293
00:18:16,618 --> 00:18:18,017
AND HE'S GOT
NO EARS!
294
00:18:18,086 --> 00:18:20,253
IS THAT PART OF
YOUR SKIN CONDITION,
ZIM?
295
00:18:20,321 --> 00:18:21,253
NO EARS?
296
00:18:21,322 --> 00:18:23,155
YES.
297
00:18:25,927 --> 00:18:28,261
MAN, DIB, YOU THINK
JUST 'CAUSE SOMEONE
LOOKS DIFFERENT
298
00:18:28,330 --> 00:18:29,962
YOU CAN CALL THEM
AN ALIEN?
299
00:18:30,031 --> 00:18:32,464
I GUESS OLD KID'S
AN ALIEN, TOO, HUH?
300
00:18:32,533 --> 00:18:34,433
HOW'S IT GOIN'?
301
00:18:34,502 --> 00:18:36,402
OK. SEE, THIS IS US.
302
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:39,438
NOW, OVER HERE,
OVER HERE IS ZIM.
303
00:18:39,506 --> 00:18:40,907
SEE THE DIFFERENCE?
304
00:18:40,976 --> 00:18:42,709
ANYONE? ANYONE?
QUESTIONS.
305
00:18:42,777 --> 00:18:44,477
YEAH. WHAT'S
WRONG WITH YOU?
306
00:18:44,546 --> 00:18:46,045
ALL YOU TALK ABOUT
IS ALIENS AND GHOSTS
307
00:18:46,114 --> 00:18:47,646
AND SEEING BIGFOOT
IN YOUR GARAGE.
308
00:18:47,715 --> 00:18:50,183
HE WAS USING
THE BELT SANDER.
309
00:18:50,251 --> 00:18:53,653
YEAH, HE'S ALWAYS
SAYING STUFF.
310
00:18:53,721 --> 00:18:54,887
I REMEMBER
THAT ONE TIME.
311
00:18:54,956 --> 00:18:57,089
HEY, YOU JUST GOT HERE!
312
00:18:57,158 --> 00:18:59,958
DON'T LET HIM TRICK YOU.
I KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.
313
00:19:00,027 --> 00:19:02,361
AND THERE IT IS,
SITTING RIGHT THERE!
314
00:19:02,430 --> 00:19:05,998
WELL, HE DOES LOOK
PRETTY WEIRD.
315
00:19:06,067 --> 00:19:07,499
YEAH.
316
00:19:07,568 --> 00:19:10,102
AND HE IS SITTING.
317
00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:13,639
YOU SEE. ACTUAL PROOF
THAT ALL THE THINGS
I'VE BEEN SAYING
318
00:19:13,708 --> 00:19:15,241
ARE ACTUALLY RIGHT!
319
00:19:15,309 --> 00:19:17,910
FINALLY, A WAY TO PROVE
THAT I'M...
320
00:19:17,979 --> 00:19:19,712
THAT I'M--
321
00:19:19,781 --> 00:19:20,980
CRAZY.
322
00:19:21,048 --> 00:19:23,282
OK, NOW THAT
MAKES SENSE.
323
00:19:23,351 --> 00:19:25,817
PAM, WE ALMOST
BELIEVED HIM.
324
00:19:28,122 --> 00:19:31,990
DOOM, DOOM, DOOM.
GO NOW.
325
00:19:32,059 --> 00:19:34,293
[SCHOOL BELL RINGS]
326
00:19:34,362 --> 00:19:37,229
[KIDS SCREAM]
327
00:19:42,803 --> 00:19:43,803
ZIM.
328
00:19:45,573 --> 00:19:48,074
MAYBE YOUR CRUDDY
LITTLE DISGUISE WORKED
ON EVERYONE ELSE,
329
00:19:48,143 --> 00:19:50,208
BUT I'LL GET THEM
TO SEE THE TRUTH.
330
00:19:50,277 --> 00:19:52,244
NO ONE WILL BELIEVE YOU.
331
00:19:52,313 --> 00:19:53,679
THEY'LL BELIEVE IF
I BRING YOU TO THEM...
332
00:19:53,748 --> 00:19:55,314
WITHOUT YOUR DISGUISE.
333
00:19:55,383 --> 00:19:57,950
I ORDERED THIS FROM
ONE OF MY U.F.O.-ZINES.
334
00:19:58,018 --> 00:19:59,718
OOH, IT'S PRETTY.
WHAT IS IT?
335
00:19:59,787 --> 00:20:01,087
ALIENS LINK UPS,
336
00:20:01,156 --> 00:20:03,322
GUARANTEED TO RENDER
ALL ALIEN LIFE FORMS
UNCONSCIOUS.
337
00:20:03,391 --> 00:20:04,590
HOW DO YOU KNOW
IT WORKS
338
00:20:04,659 --> 00:20:06,392
IF YOU NEVER FOUND
AN ALIEN BEFORE?
339
00:20:06,461 --> 00:20:09,495
I'M GONNA FIND OUT
RIGHT NOW. AAH!
340
00:20:16,504 --> 00:20:18,203
LEAVE ME ALONE!
341
00:20:18,272 --> 00:20:21,107
I JUST WANT TO GO HOME
AND BE A NORMAL!
342
00:20:21,176 --> 00:20:22,241
[WHISTLE BLOWS]
343
00:20:32,253 --> 00:20:33,919
[CAR SCREECHES,
HORN HONKS]
344
00:20:40,828 --> 00:20:42,528
[MECHANICAL VOICE]
YOU LIKE ICE CREAM.
345
00:20:42,596 --> 00:20:44,897
YOU LIKE ICE CREAM.
346
00:20:44,966 --> 00:20:46,632
YOU LOVE IT.
347
00:20:46,701 --> 00:20:49,201
HEH HEH HEH.
YOU CANNOT
RESIST ICE CREAM.
348
00:20:49,270 --> 00:20:51,703
TO RESIST IS HOPELESS.
349
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:55,140
YOUR EXISTENCE
IS MEANINGLESS
WITHOUT ICE CREAM.
350
00:21:02,183 --> 00:21:05,351
THEY MIGHT EVEN NAME
YOUR AUTOPSY VIDEO
AFTER ME.
351
00:21:14,195 --> 00:21:16,862
HA! SEE YA, DIB!
352
00:21:16,931 --> 00:21:20,533
PITY FOR YOU, MAN.
353
00:21:20,602 --> 00:21:21,934
AH!
354
00:21:41,122 --> 00:21:42,421
GIR! HELP ME.
355
00:21:42,490 --> 00:21:43,755
THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME.
356
00:21:43,824 --> 00:21:45,057
YES, SIR.
357
00:21:48,862 --> 00:21:50,496
GET ME OUT OF HERE
NOW, GIR! NOW!
358
00:21:50,565 --> 00:21:52,031
OKEE DOKEE!
359
00:21:52,099 --> 00:21:55,167
HEY, WAIT A MINUTE!
AHHHH!
360
00:22:04,412 --> 00:22:06,078
AAAHHHH...!
361
00:22:13,220 --> 00:22:14,820
GOOD WORK, GIR.
362
00:22:14,888 --> 00:22:16,255
THERE YOU ARE.
363
00:22:20,028 --> 00:22:21,727
QUICK! GET IN THE HOUSE,
GIR! HURRY!
364
00:22:21,796 --> 00:22:23,328
Parents:
WELCOME HOME, SON.
365
00:22:26,166 --> 00:22:28,200
YOUR LITTLE TRICKS
WON'T FOOL ME, ZIM.
366
00:22:28,269 --> 00:22:30,636
Gir: OH, YOUR FRIEND'S
AT THE WINDOW.
367
00:22:30,704 --> 00:22:32,104
YOU CAN'T HIDE FOREVER!
368
00:22:32,173 --> 00:22:35,974
AND IF YOU CAN,
THIS'LL WAIT FOREVER!
369
00:22:36,043 --> 00:22:39,177
I'VE BEEN PREPARING
FOR THIS ALL MY LIFE.
370
00:22:41,716 --> 00:22:47,553
Dib: OK--I'M GONNA GO HOME NOW
AND--PREPARE SOME MORE!
371
00:22:47,621 --> 00:22:49,121
BUT I'LL BE BACK.
372
00:22:49,190 --> 00:22:50,722
AND FROM HERE
TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH...
373
00:22:50,791 --> 00:22:53,125
I FEEL GOOD
ABOUT HOW TODAY WENT.
374
00:22:53,194 --> 00:22:54,793
...TO THE DEPTHS
OF THE OCEANS...
375
00:22:58,866 --> 00:23:01,133
INCOMING TRANSMISSIONS
FROM...
376
00:23:01,202 --> 00:23:02,401
EARTH.
377
00:23:02,470 --> 00:23:05,037
WHAT IS...EARTH?
378
00:23:05,106 --> 00:23:07,406
INVADER ZIM
REPORTING, SIRS.
379
00:23:07,474 --> 00:23:08,874
THE MISSION GOES WELL.
380
00:23:10,778 --> 00:23:12,611
BUT SURELY YOU EXPECTED
THAT FROM ME.
381
00:23:13,815 --> 00:23:15,614
ZIM--YOU'RE ALIVE?
382
00:23:15,683 --> 00:23:18,183
YES, SO VERY ALIVE.
383
00:23:18,252 --> 00:23:20,652
AND FULL OF GOO,
MISSION GOO.
384
00:23:20,721 --> 00:23:22,588
DON'T BE SURPRISED
IF I TAKE CARE OF THE HUMANS
385
00:23:22,656 --> 00:23:24,757
BEFORE THE ARMADA
EVEN GETS HERE.
386
00:23:24,825 --> 00:23:26,992
WELL, I'VE MUCH WORK TO DO,
387
00:23:27,061 --> 00:23:29,461
SO--INVADER ZIM
SIGNING OFF.
388
00:23:38,680 --> 00:23:41,614
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY
U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
AND NICKELODEON
389
00:23:41,683 --> 00:23:44,551
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE
--www.ncicap.org--
390
00:24:22,156 --> 00:24:23,022
OH, COOL.
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