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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:01,010 --> 00:00:02,877 Previously on Riverdale... 2 00:00:02,880 --> 00:00:05,527 - Dude, what are you doing? - What we've been doing all summer. 3 00:00:05,530 --> 00:00:07,555 My dad is right over there. 4 00:00:07,558 --> 00:00:08,682 Why? 5 00:00:08,685 --> 00:00:10,927 He's the new RROTC instructor. 6 00:00:10,930 --> 00:00:12,132 Welcome, cadets. 7 00:00:12,135 --> 00:00:15,296 Excuse me, Major Mason? I'm hoping it's not too late to join? 8 00:00:15,299 --> 00:00:17,632 Can I get another bartender in here, please? 9 00:00:17,634 --> 00:00:19,968 Hey, Toby! Toby! I know him. 10 00:00:19,970 --> 00:00:21,603 Listen up, Andrews, 11 00:00:21,605 --> 00:00:23,999 you are in free fall, and I am not having it. 12 00:00:24,002 --> 00:00:26,002 You broke the code. Turn in your jackets and go. 13 00:00:26,005 --> 00:00:27,189 Are you serious, Jones? 14 00:00:27,191 --> 00:00:30,236 I'm a Serpent by blood. You can't take that away from me. 15 00:00:30,239 --> 00:00:33,080 I think my mom may have hired someone to shoot my father, 16 00:00:33,083 --> 00:00:36,297 so that she could make a profit from the sale of his drug operation. 17 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,734 We're gonna destroy them before my mom sells everything. 18 00:00:38,737 --> 00:00:40,111 What the hell did you do? 19 00:00:40,113 --> 00:00:43,414 My buyer is coming, Veronica, and they are gonna want blood. 20 00:00:47,989 --> 00:00:50,101 Riverdale is like Bizarrotown, 21 00:00:50,104 --> 00:00:52,522 where murder, mystery, and candy drugs 22 00:00:52,532 --> 00:00:54,557 aren't the exception, they're the norm. 23 00:00:54,560 --> 00:00:59,243 You forget sometimes that people are still just living their lives. 24 00:00:59,246 --> 00:01:02,356 Doing things as ordinary as getting married. 25 00:01:02,359 --> 00:01:03,859 What do you mean, you don't want a big wedding? 26 00:01:03,861 --> 00:01:06,028 Well, we just finalized our divorces, Kevin, 27 00:01:06,031 --> 00:01:08,401 and this is a second marriage for both of us. 28 00:01:08,404 --> 00:01:10,467 And with everything that's going on in Riverdale... 29 00:01:10,470 --> 00:01:14,222 Yeah, we just wanna go down to Town Hall and just keep it simple. 30 00:01:14,224 --> 00:01:15,981 If I may? 31 00:01:15,984 --> 00:01:17,525 We fully disagree. 32 00:01:17,528 --> 00:01:20,453 But we're not the ones getting married, 33 00:01:20,456 --> 00:01:22,063 so we respect your decision. 34 00:01:22,065 --> 00:01:23,940 As long as you let us throw you 35 00:01:23,942 --> 00:01:25,775 an after-party at La Bonne Nuit. 36 00:01:25,777 --> 00:01:26,831 Ah... 37 00:01:26,834 --> 00:01:30,251 If there's no wedding reception, it means the Gargoyle King has won. 38 00:01:32,876 --> 00:01:34,802 Okay, but a small one. 39 00:01:34,804 --> 00:01:37,179 Fabulous. I'll send out invites today. 40 00:01:38,468 --> 00:01:40,251 - Marcus. - Tom. 41 00:01:40,254 --> 00:01:42,938 Cadet Keller, ladies, how are you all doing? 42 00:01:42,941 --> 00:01:44,441 We're good. Thank you. 43 00:01:44,444 --> 00:01:46,810 Actually, we've got some news. 44 00:01:46,813 --> 00:01:49,064 Tom and I are finally tying the knot, 45 00:01:49,067 --> 00:01:52,568 and these two are throwing us an after-party downstairs. 46 00:01:52,571 --> 00:01:54,410 You and Moose can be our first invites. 47 00:01:54,413 --> 00:01:56,320 How 'bout it? 48 00:01:56,323 --> 00:01:59,217 I'll... check my calendar, Sierra. 49 00:02:04,311 --> 00:02:05,932 What's his deal? 50 00:02:05,935 --> 00:02:09,904 Marcus and I used to be good friends. We did RROTC together, but we 51 00:02:10,998 --> 00:02:12,508 just grew apart. 52 00:02:12,511 --> 00:02:15,049 It's probably the jealousy. 53 00:02:15,052 --> 00:02:16,368 Well... 54 00:02:16,370 --> 00:02:19,169 Marcus always had a crush on me, as you know, 55 00:02:19,172 --> 00:02:20,889 but I only had eyes for you. 56 00:02:20,891 --> 00:02:22,811 Oh, lucky me. 57 00:02:24,228 --> 00:02:25,635 Mmm. 58 00:02:25,637 --> 00:02:28,805 It feels so good to sleep in a real bed, doesn't it? 59 00:02:28,807 --> 00:02:31,325 Far away the rural horrors of tent city. 60 00:02:31,327 --> 00:02:35,829 Well, I don't miss the cold or the mud, that's true. But... 61 00:02:35,831 --> 00:02:39,241 I don't know, I miss the game, babe. 62 00:02:43,547 --> 00:02:45,839 Oh, my God. Our SAT scores. 63 00:02:45,841 --> 00:02:48,750 I pray mine are good enough for Highsmith College. 64 00:02:48,752 --> 00:02:51,202 The women of my family have gone there for generations. 65 00:02:51,204 --> 00:02:53,364 I don't indent to break Blossom tradition. 66 00:02:59,187 --> 00:03:01,545 Much like desert hearts, my score's not perfect, 67 00:03:01,548 --> 00:03:02,839 but it's close. 68 00:03:02,841 --> 00:03:04,233 How'd you fare, T.T.? 69 00:03:06,969 --> 00:03:08,361 Flawless. 70 00:03:08,364 --> 00:03:10,272 As I've always known you to be. 71 00:03:13,035 --> 00:03:17,446 Since you two vigilantes took it upon yourselves to burn all the Fizzle Rocks 72 00:03:17,448 --> 00:03:19,230 that I had already sold, 73 00:03:19,232 --> 00:03:22,352 you are gonna come up with the money to pay back what's owed. 74 00:03:23,861 --> 00:03:25,619 How are we supposed to do that? 75 00:03:25,622 --> 00:03:28,239 I'd start with the speakeasy's coffers. 76 00:03:28,241 --> 00:03:30,169 We don't make nearly enough to pay off 77 00:03:30,172 --> 00:03:32,294 whatever kingpin you're working with, Mom. 78 00:03:32,296 --> 00:03:34,629 Well, then I suggest you get creative, mija. 79 00:03:34,631 --> 00:03:35,882 And quickly. 80 00:03:35,885 --> 00:03:39,145 The buyer, who has a reputation for being dangerously unhinged, 81 00:03:39,148 --> 00:03:40,721 is on their way to Riverdale, 82 00:03:40,724 --> 00:03:44,496 and they're looking to get paid back in full for the drugs they are not getting. 83 00:03:46,477 --> 00:03:47,759 Who is this buyer? 84 00:03:47,761 --> 00:03:48,810 You don't need to know. 85 00:03:48,812 --> 00:03:50,428 They're sending an intermediary. 86 00:03:50,430 --> 00:03:54,324 How much money are we talking about, Mrs. Lodge? 87 00:04:02,275 --> 00:04:04,993 And suddenly, I'm in an episode of Ozark. 88 00:04:04,995 --> 00:04:06,078 No. 89 00:04:06,080 --> 00:04:08,163 But you are in the big leagues now, 90 00:04:08,165 --> 00:04:10,045 and it is time to sink or swim. 91 00:04:14,022 --> 00:04:16,503 Furthermore, I've successfully balanced my duties 92 00:04:16,506 --> 00:04:18,173 as Captain of the River Vixens 93 00:04:18,175 --> 00:04:21,843 and president of the student body whilst maintaining a 4.2 GPA, 94 00:04:21,845 --> 00:04:25,606 perfect attendance, and achieving an almost perfect SAT score. 95 00:04:25,608 --> 00:04:29,259 For these reasons, I believe I'm an exemplary candidate for Highsmith College. 96 00:04:29,261 --> 00:04:31,761 Not to mention, I'm legacy. 97 00:04:31,763 --> 00:04:34,189 You are, Ms. Blossom. However, 98 00:04:34,191 --> 00:04:39,194 most recently, Highsmith College's Board of Directors have decided it's time to 99 00:04:39,196 --> 00:04:42,206 diversify our student body with women from 100 00:04:42,983 --> 00:04:44,833 outside the alumni pool. 101 00:04:46,318 --> 00:04:48,777 This is a new initiative? 102 00:04:48,780 --> 00:04:49,922 I'm afraid so, 103 00:04:49,924 --> 00:04:51,656 but long overdue, don't you agree? 104 00:04:51,658 --> 00:04:53,875 Oh! Absolutely. 105 00:04:53,878 --> 00:04:57,597 I'm just imagining which board member in particular suddenly developed a conscience. 106 00:05:02,310 --> 00:05:05,460 Hey, I need to ask you something. 107 00:05:05,463 --> 00:05:07,147 Hey. 108 00:05:07,149 --> 00:05:09,799 - Will you be my date to my dad's wedding? - Kevin... 109 00:05:09,801 --> 00:05:11,393 I know, it's a public event, 110 00:05:11,395 --> 00:05:14,040 and you haven't come out to your dad yet, but maybe it's time? 111 00:05:14,043 --> 00:05:16,231 I mean, how long have we been together? 112 00:05:16,233 --> 00:05:18,391 - Since summer started. - So practically forever. 113 00:05:18,393 --> 00:05:22,737 And I love the clandestine grope as much as the next gay guy, 114 00:05:22,739 --> 00:05:24,689 but we've never even spent a proper night together. 115 00:05:24,691 --> 00:05:25,966 You don't think I want to? 116 00:05:25,969 --> 00:05:28,318 So do it, just talk to your dad. 117 00:05:29,821 --> 00:05:31,779 - Dad. - Major Mason. 118 00:05:31,781 --> 00:05:33,198 I told you they were in here, sir. 119 00:05:33,200 --> 00:05:35,417 Cadet Mason, Cadet Keller. 120 00:05:35,419 --> 00:05:39,346 The meeting with the Naval Academy recruitment officer is about to start, so, 121 00:05:39,348 --> 00:05:40,556 on the double. 122 00:05:43,686 --> 00:05:45,102 I'm sorry, Kev, I can't. 123 00:05:53,678 --> 00:05:55,604 Hey, Sweet Pea. 124 00:05:55,606 --> 00:05:57,617 I hope you don't mind me dropping by like this. 125 00:05:57,620 --> 00:05:59,682 I'm always happy to see you, Josie. 126 00:05:59,684 --> 00:06:01,285 Especially if this is... 127 00:06:02,371 --> 00:06:03,921 A booty call? 128 00:06:03,924 --> 00:06:07,356 Wouldn't be the first one we've had since our summer fling ended. 129 00:06:07,359 --> 00:06:10,568 Well, it's not. 130 00:06:10,570 --> 00:06:13,066 Um, I don't know if you've heard, 131 00:06:13,069 --> 00:06:16,295 but my mom is getting married to Kevin's dad, 132 00:06:16,305 --> 00:06:20,066 and I wanted to know if you would be my date to the wedding. 133 00:06:20,956 --> 00:06:22,098 As your boyfriend? 134 00:06:23,375 --> 00:06:25,291 Does it have to be so official? 135 00:06:27,137 --> 00:06:28,637 Josie, 136 00:06:28,639 --> 00:06:30,805 I like you. 137 00:06:30,807 --> 00:06:34,226 And I would be with you, all in with you, in a second, 138 00:06:34,236 --> 00:06:37,436 but you sliding into my life whenever you don't wanna be alone... 139 00:06:38,056 --> 00:06:39,940 I'm not built that way. 140 00:06:39,942 --> 00:06:42,906 Maybe that makes me needy, but I just... 141 00:06:44,896 --> 00:06:47,096 I gotta get off this merry-go-round with you. 142 00:06:49,000 --> 00:06:55,074 Advertise your product or brand here contact www.OpenSubtitles.org today 143 00:06:56,408 --> 00:06:58,667 So, this is the infamous Maple Club. 144 00:06:58,669 --> 00:07:01,428 And no surprise it's as cheap and callow as your efforts 145 00:07:01,430 --> 00:07:03,931 to sabotage my admission to your alma mater. 146 00:07:05,582 --> 00:07:08,100 I spoke to the headmistress at Highsmith College. 147 00:07:08,103 --> 00:07:10,345 She enlightened me about a certain new policy 148 00:07:10,347 --> 00:07:13,131 that seems designed specifically to keep me from attending. 149 00:07:13,133 --> 00:07:15,984 I can't think of anyone else who would stoop so low, Mumsy. 150 00:07:15,986 --> 00:07:17,225 Care to explain? 151 00:07:17,228 --> 00:07:18,928 Cheryl. 152 00:07:18,930 --> 00:07:20,930 The hallowed halls of Highsmith 153 00:07:20,932 --> 00:07:24,309 shall not be polluted by someone of your 154 00:07:24,311 --> 00:07:25,535 alignment. 155 00:07:26,696 --> 00:07:28,512 You are an aberration. 156 00:07:28,515 --> 00:07:31,366 And I'm so sure the alumni newsletter would be thrilled to profile 157 00:07:31,368 --> 00:07:34,202 a twice-widowed dominatrix with a proclivity for poison. 158 00:07:34,204 --> 00:07:37,447 With the hefty financial gifts I've bestowed upon them over the years, 159 00:07:37,449 --> 00:07:39,108 I doubt they would bat an eye. 160 00:07:39,111 --> 00:07:41,710 Now, accept it, Cheryl. 161 00:07:41,712 --> 00:07:43,878 This is the price of salt. 162 00:07:43,887 --> 00:07:47,022 Your presence shall not besmirch Highsmith. 163 00:07:52,389 --> 00:07:54,824 The charges against you are very serious. 164 00:07:54,827 --> 00:07:56,943 Oh, wow, what do you suggest? 165 00:07:56,946 --> 00:07:58,893 I could request an injunction. 166 00:07:58,895 --> 00:08:01,989 I think I'd like to go straight to trial. 167 00:08:05,352 --> 00:08:06,813 Where you going? 168 00:08:06,816 --> 00:08:10,438 I am having a little snack, before having my other snack. 169 00:08:16,762 --> 00:08:17,894 What is it? 170 00:08:28,925 --> 00:08:30,851 "Fair Sierriana, 171 00:08:30,853 --> 00:08:33,378 Friar Thomas, 172 00:08:33,380 --> 00:08:36,714 congratulations on your upcoming nuptials. 173 00:08:36,716 --> 00:08:39,609 If you wish to live to see this blessed event, 174 00:08:39,612 --> 00:08:42,887 you must reunite with your Midnight Club to... 175 00:08:42,889 --> 00:08:46,251 To complete Ascension Night once and for all." 176 00:08:49,279 --> 00:08:51,020 "Tell no one, 177 00:08:51,022 --> 00:08:53,062 or your children will pay the price. 178 00:08:53,986 --> 00:08:55,992 Best wishes, 179 00:08:55,995 --> 00:08:57,669 The Gargoyle King." 180 00:09:01,740 --> 00:09:05,060 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 181 00:09:12,919 --> 00:09:16,079 Well, someone looks like they could use an epaulette to cry on. 182 00:09:17,256 --> 00:09:19,640 I'm not trying to carb-shame you, Kevin, but, 183 00:09:19,643 --> 00:09:22,235 whatever's on your mind, it's not worth it. 184 00:09:22,237 --> 00:09:24,363 So, put down the Swizzler 185 00:09:24,365 --> 00:09:26,314 and tell me your tale of woe. 186 00:09:26,316 --> 00:09:27,783 I could use the distraction. 187 00:09:28,651 --> 00:09:30,484 Well, 188 00:09:30,487 --> 00:09:33,563 there's this guy, and we've been having problems... 189 00:09:33,565 --> 00:09:34,944 Moose, you mean? 190 00:09:35,733 --> 00:09:37,108 Please, I have eyes. 191 00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,068 I saw you lounging together at my pool party, 192 00:09:39,070 --> 00:09:42,113 looking like a community theater production of The Talented Mr. Ripley. 193 00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,332 The Koose ship's been trouble from the gay get-go. 194 00:09:44,334 --> 00:09:47,034 Maybe it's time you move on. 195 00:09:47,036 --> 00:09:48,967 I can't go back to Fox Forest. 196 00:09:48,970 --> 00:09:51,840 Oh, sullen, tenderhearted Kevin. 197 00:09:51,842 --> 00:09:54,083 I'm not talking about cruising, 198 00:09:54,085 --> 00:09:56,460 I'm talking about Bumble. 199 00:09:58,606 --> 00:10:01,014 Look. 200 00:10:01,017 --> 00:10:05,802 I'm sure you can find a well-adjusted, handsome, out and proud fella here. 201 00:10:05,805 --> 00:10:07,305 That'd be nice. 202 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,024 But I like Moose a lot. 203 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:13,120 I just wish he'd be honest with his dad, so we could date. 204 00:10:13,122 --> 00:10:14,346 You know, openly. 205 00:10:14,348 --> 00:10:16,439 - What's his hang-up? - Major Mason's not 206 00:10:16,441 --> 00:10:19,200 the biggest fan of our persuasion. 207 00:10:19,202 --> 00:10:21,927 It burns me that there are people in this town that still believe 208 00:10:21,930 --> 00:10:24,481 that being gay is anything less 209 00:10:24,492 --> 00:10:25,872 than rapturous. 210 00:10:28,637 --> 00:10:31,496 Maybe Moose would come out if he liked me more. 211 00:10:31,498 --> 00:10:33,956 No. It's not your fault, Kevin. 212 00:10:33,958 --> 00:10:36,792 Your aesthetic may be firmly rooted in the 1950s, 213 00:10:36,794 --> 00:10:39,187 but you're a catch in any decade. 214 00:10:39,189 --> 00:10:41,047 As for the object of your affection, 215 00:10:41,050 --> 00:10:45,027 maybe he just needs the subtlest of nudges? 216 00:10:46,822 --> 00:10:50,106 A bulldozer wouldn't be enough. 217 00:10:50,108 --> 00:10:53,660 Attention, students, it's time for the daily announcements. 218 00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:57,113 As Riverdale High's first openly lesbian Student Body President, 219 00:10:57,115 --> 00:10:59,210 I'm announcing the launch of a new club, 220 00:10:59,213 --> 00:11:01,538 an LGBTQIA Alliance, 221 00:11:01,541 --> 00:11:05,078 with the mission to find and support our fellow queer and questioning students. 222 00:11:05,081 --> 00:11:06,256 In that spirit, 223 00:11:06,258 --> 00:11:09,342 this week's blind item will be on theme. 224 00:11:09,344 --> 00:11:13,663 A certain oh-so-hunky, all-American RROTC cadet 225 00:11:13,665 --> 00:11:15,625 is afraid to come out of the closet. 226 00:11:17,092 --> 00:11:19,927 Well, let's show this cadet that Riverdale High is welcoming, 227 00:11:19,930 --> 00:11:22,679 so and his Broadway-loving boyfriend can finally PDA 228 00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:25,966 like the other sex-crazed couples dwelling amongst us. 229 00:11:25,969 --> 00:11:29,304 Also, for lunch today we're having Shepherd's Pie. Thank you. 230 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,704 Did you put Cheryl up to that? 231 00:11:34,707 --> 00:11:37,779 What, her not-so-blind item? Of course not. 232 00:11:37,781 --> 00:11:41,855 I'm opposed to publicly outing people unless they're conservative politicians. 233 00:11:41,858 --> 00:11:43,451 Have people guessed it's you? 234 00:11:43,453 --> 00:11:45,527 No. 235 00:11:45,530 --> 00:11:48,863 - I don't know. Maybe. - Moose, 236 00:11:48,866 --> 00:11:50,575 putting aside what Cheryl did, 237 00:11:50,577 --> 00:11:52,810 we've been together for a while now, and 238 00:11:52,812 --> 00:11:56,172 I can't keep playing Brokeback Riverdale with someone who's in the closet. 239 00:11:56,175 --> 00:11:59,250 Either you come out to your dad or, 240 00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:01,172 I'm sorry, but we're breaking up. 241 00:12:02,439 --> 00:12:04,519 Either way, I'll respect your decision. 242 00:12:15,243 --> 00:12:17,267 What the hell were you thinking? 243 00:12:17,270 --> 00:12:20,247 Just now? About the sweet, sweet revenge I'm gonna get on Mumsy. 244 00:12:20,249 --> 00:12:22,657 Hopefully with a little help from you and your trusty camera, 245 00:12:22,659 --> 00:12:24,066 O shutterbug of my dreams. 246 00:12:24,068 --> 00:12:26,652 - You just outed Moose. - No, I didn't. 247 00:12:26,654 --> 00:12:30,164 It was a blind item, Toni. For all anyone knows, I wasn't ever referring to him. 248 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,450 Moose's father could have heard that announcement. 249 00:12:32,452 --> 00:12:33,909 Oh, my God, is this our first fight? 250 00:12:33,911 --> 00:12:36,954 Cheryl, get some perspective! 251 00:12:36,956 --> 00:12:40,559 Did you know that my uncle hated the fact that I dated girls? 252 00:12:40,562 --> 00:12:42,956 That's why the Serpents were so important to me. 253 00:12:44,681 --> 00:12:47,866 They were like my nonjudgmental family. 254 00:12:49,352 --> 00:12:50,810 And now I don't have them. 255 00:12:52,263 --> 00:12:54,188 Toni, I'm sorry. 256 00:12:54,190 --> 00:12:56,974 - I didn't realize... - Of course you didn't. 257 00:12:56,976 --> 00:12:59,027 Because you're too busy being Cheryl, 258 00:12:59,029 --> 00:13:01,529 causing chaos regardless of the consequences. 259 00:13:01,531 --> 00:13:05,332 Look, babe, I get that you're mad at your mom, 260 00:13:05,335 --> 00:13:07,818 and you're pissed that you're not going to some hoity-toity college 261 00:13:07,820 --> 00:13:09,833 that I could never get into or afford... 262 00:13:09,836 --> 00:13:12,736 - If it's about money... - Cheryl, just stop and listen to me! 263 00:13:14,637 --> 00:13:17,313 Highsmith College was your legacy. 264 00:13:18,956 --> 00:13:20,390 The Serpents were mine. 265 00:13:22,385 --> 00:13:23,721 Now they're not. 266 00:13:25,816 --> 00:13:27,387 Toni, I'll... 267 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:29,316 I'll fix this. 268 00:13:29,318 --> 00:13:31,943 - What part? - All of it. 269 00:13:33,289 --> 00:13:36,290 You are the most important person in my life. 270 00:13:37,916 --> 00:13:41,051 I'll do whatever it takes to make all these things right. 271 00:13:42,664 --> 00:13:44,164 But I may need your help. 272 00:13:56,327 --> 00:13:57,535 Josie, hey. 273 00:13:57,537 --> 00:13:59,804 - Archie, hey. - Am I interrupting? 274 00:14:00,997 --> 00:14:02,681 Just practicing. 275 00:14:02,684 --> 00:14:05,352 There's a recruiter from Julliard 276 00:14:05,354 --> 00:14:08,691 holding local auditions and my slot's this afternoon. 277 00:14:08,694 --> 00:14:10,912 Well, if you're nervous, don't be. You're gonna kill it. 278 00:14:10,915 --> 00:14:12,922 Ha! If could even get there. 279 00:14:14,220 --> 00:14:17,012 It's at Seaside, and I just assumed 280 00:14:17,014 --> 00:14:19,181 that Sweet Pea would give me a ride, 281 00:14:19,183 --> 00:14:21,303 but I didn't even get a chance to ask him. 282 00:14:22,112 --> 00:14:23,347 Sweet Pea? 283 00:14:24,531 --> 00:14:25,761 Wait, are you guys... 284 00:14:25,764 --> 00:14:29,116 No, I ended it, so that I could focus on my music. 285 00:14:29,119 --> 00:14:30,952 Which is what I always do. 286 00:14:30,954 --> 00:14:32,385 Stay focused. 287 00:14:33,740 --> 00:14:36,699 So much so that I've pushed everyone away. 288 00:14:36,701 --> 00:14:38,793 And I can't ask my mom for a ride because 289 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:41,295 she doesn't even know that I have this audition. 290 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,556 Because if she knew, and I didn't do well at it, 291 00:14:43,558 --> 00:14:47,538 she'd start asking me about my backup plans, which I don't have. 292 00:14:51,808 --> 00:14:53,479 Let me take you. 293 00:14:53,482 --> 00:14:54,615 I got the jalopy. 294 00:14:55,812 --> 00:14:56,978 Really? 295 00:14:56,980 --> 00:14:58,530 Absolutely. 296 00:14:58,533 --> 00:15:01,432 Just remember this moment though, when you're accepting your 297 00:15:01,434 --> 00:15:03,867 Best New Artist Grammy, okay? 298 00:15:03,870 --> 00:15:05,078 Okay. 299 00:15:09,108 --> 00:15:10,917 What's up, Ronnie? 300 00:15:10,919 --> 00:15:11,993 We're dead. 301 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,494 We're officially dead. 302 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,164 That, or we're about to have our kneecaps broken, 303 00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:18,824 courtesy of whoever this mystery buyer is. 304 00:15:18,826 --> 00:15:20,382 Does that really happen? 305 00:15:20,385 --> 00:15:24,347 I've combined my liquid funds from Pop's and La Bonne Nuit. 306 00:15:24,349 --> 00:15:26,957 We're not even a quarter of the way there. 307 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:28,843 Is robbing banks still a thing? 308 00:15:28,845 --> 00:15:33,940 Although the thought of being Bonnie to your Clyde is intriguing, 309 00:15:33,942 --> 00:15:37,684 banks have round-the-clock security guards with guns. 310 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:41,430 Yeah, but if they're anything like my dad's lame-ass security guards... 311 00:15:44,435 --> 00:15:46,527 Holy crap! I'm a genius. 312 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:48,813 My dad keeps cash in his safe at the dealership. 313 00:15:48,815 --> 00:15:50,531 Enough to make up the difference probably. 314 00:15:50,533 --> 00:15:53,701 I'm not gonna let you steal from your own family. 315 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:56,487 That dealership is my legacy, so technically, 316 00:15:56,489 --> 00:15:58,557 I'd be borrowing money from my future self. 317 00:15:58,560 --> 00:16:02,210 And everything is insured, so my dad will get a sweet payout. 318 00:16:02,213 --> 00:16:05,693 Which is more than he deserves for all the shiners he's given me over the years. 319 00:16:09,794 --> 00:16:11,352 This is lunacy. 320 00:16:13,815 --> 00:16:16,941 But it might be inspired lunacy. 321 00:16:19,729 --> 00:16:21,229 How would we get it all done? 322 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,823 My dad's security guard is only on duty at night, 323 00:16:23,825 --> 00:16:25,683 after closing. So, 324 00:16:25,685 --> 00:16:28,903 I'd hit the lot during the day, probably lunchtime, 325 00:16:28,905 --> 00:16:33,190 when my dad is usually at Pop's with a customer, 326 00:16:33,192 --> 00:16:35,860 trying to close a sale. 327 00:16:35,862 --> 00:16:38,004 You could wear a Gargoyle mask, 328 00:16:38,006 --> 00:16:39,989 so as not to get recognized. 329 00:16:39,991 --> 00:16:42,533 And I, of course, would come with you, 330 00:16:42,535 --> 00:16:44,535 as we're in this mess together. 331 00:16:44,537 --> 00:16:47,755 You can be my baby driver. 332 00:16:47,757 --> 00:16:51,017 Just, please, don't scratch my car. 333 00:16:51,019 --> 00:16:52,101 Okay? 334 00:17:01,512 --> 00:17:03,092 So we all received letters then, 335 00:17:03,095 --> 00:17:04,480 to finish Ascension Night? 336 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,235 This was taped to my trailer. 337 00:17:06,238 --> 00:17:07,608 Mine came to the dealership. 338 00:17:07,610 --> 00:17:10,019 Thought you caught the Gargoyle King, FP? 339 00:17:10,021 --> 00:17:13,022 Tall Boy was using the game as a cover to deal drugs, 340 00:17:13,024 --> 00:17:14,523 but he wasn't the one running around, 341 00:17:14,525 --> 00:17:17,952 setting up chalices back when we were in high school. 342 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:21,455 We're not really taking this seriously, are we? 343 00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,660 I think we have to assume that this is real, if only for our kids' sake. 344 00:17:24,663 --> 00:17:25,676 And then what? 345 00:17:25,679 --> 00:17:28,054 I mean, we're just supposed to leave them home alone all night 346 00:17:28,056 --> 00:17:30,131 while we run around pretending to be teenagers again? 347 00:17:30,133 --> 00:17:33,042 May I remind you what happened last Ascension Night? 348 00:17:33,044 --> 00:17:34,752 Someone ended up dead. 349 00:17:34,754 --> 00:17:37,305 We don't have any choice in the matter. 350 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:41,550 We all know why this is happening again, and now. 351 00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:46,147 Two members of the original Midnight Club are daring to get married, 352 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:47,387 to be happy, 353 00:17:47,390 --> 00:17:51,185 and the Gargoyle King, whoever or whatever he is, 354 00:17:51,188 --> 00:17:55,264 wants to destroy that. He is a vicious and petty god, 355 00:17:55,267 --> 00:17:58,066 and if we don't finish the game now, 356 00:17:58,069 --> 00:18:00,828 the Gargoyle King is never gonna leave us alone. 357 00:18:00,830 --> 00:18:03,405 Yeah, maybe if we do this, we catch the son of a bitch. 358 00:18:03,407 --> 00:18:05,425 There's only one problem... 359 00:18:05,427 --> 00:18:08,469 The letter says we all have to participate. 360 00:18:10,715 --> 00:18:12,173 I'll talk to Hiram. 361 00:18:12,175 --> 00:18:13,749 All right, well, it's settled then. 362 00:18:13,751 --> 00:18:15,285 We finish the game we started. 363 00:18:33,104 --> 00:18:34,162 Name. 364 00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:36,764 Josephine McCoy. 365 00:18:38,901 --> 00:18:40,468 All right, then. 366 00:18:40,471 --> 00:18:41,980 Whenever you're ready. 367 00:19:10,433 --> 00:19:12,116 Go! Go! Go! Go! Go! 368 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:17,738 - Oh, my God, Reggie, were you shot? - Yeah. 369 00:19:17,740 --> 00:19:20,315 I got the money, but turns out there was security after all. 370 00:19:20,317 --> 00:19:22,901 - Well, are you okay... - Drive! Drive! 371 00:19:27,322 --> 00:19:28,824 Thanks for your help, Toni. 372 00:19:28,826 --> 00:19:30,868 Just remember your promise to me. 373 00:19:30,871 --> 00:19:34,556 Don't worry, babe, I have a mega plan, and this is only step one. 374 00:19:38,127 --> 00:19:40,687 Operation Fifty Shades of Blackmail is underway. 375 00:19:46,343 --> 00:19:48,903 What in God's name are you Jezebels doing here? 376 00:19:53,017 --> 00:19:55,601 Whatever mad, Sapphic caper you're on, 377 00:19:55,603 --> 00:19:58,562 I won't have you jeopardize my thriving business. 378 00:19:58,564 --> 00:20:00,898 Step down from the Highsmith College Board 379 00:20:00,900 --> 00:20:02,900 and revoke your ban on my admittance, 380 00:20:02,902 --> 00:20:06,153 or we'll go public with these photos of your sorry clientele. 381 00:20:06,155 --> 00:20:11,050 I am far from ashamed of my work, Cheryl. 382 00:20:11,052 --> 00:20:14,795 Need I remind you that blackmail is 383 00:20:14,797 --> 00:20:18,332 far more illegal than anything that goes on at the Maple Club, 384 00:20:18,334 --> 00:20:20,084 all of which is consensual. 385 00:20:20,086 --> 00:20:24,568 How will your clients feel once we publish their names and photos? 386 00:20:24,571 --> 00:20:26,590 Don't test us, Mumsy. 387 00:20:26,592 --> 00:20:29,027 We know how to dominate too. 388 00:20:30,864 --> 00:20:32,313 Did it come through? 389 00:20:32,315 --> 00:20:34,431 - Um... - Come on, what's it say? 390 00:20:34,433 --> 00:20:37,452 "Unfortunately, we are 391 00:20:38,912 --> 00:20:43,064 unable to invite you to callbacks this year." 392 00:20:43,067 --> 00:20:44,695 I'm sorry, Josie. 393 00:20:44,698 --> 00:20:48,921 I know I'm biased, Archie, but I think I killed that audition. 394 00:20:48,923 --> 00:20:52,090 I sang my heart out, 395 00:20:52,093 --> 00:20:54,168 and it still wasn't enough. 396 00:20:54,170 --> 00:20:56,170 Then, they're crazy. 397 00:20:56,173 --> 00:20:59,233 - They don't deserve you. - I've given so much to this, 398 00:21:00,008 --> 00:21:02,250 and all along I've been saying, 399 00:21:02,253 --> 00:21:05,254 "It's okay, it'll be worth it." 400 00:21:05,256 --> 00:21:09,942 I've built up so many walls to focus on this one thing, and now... 401 00:21:11,521 --> 00:21:13,401 I don't know what I'm gonna do. 402 00:21:14,807 --> 00:21:17,292 - And I'm alone. - Hey... 403 00:21:18,860 --> 00:21:20,476 - you're not alone. - I am. 404 00:21:20,479 --> 00:21:22,872 I can't even get a date to my mom's wedding. 405 00:21:23,792 --> 00:21:25,649 That speaks volumes. 406 00:21:25,651 --> 00:21:26,959 I'll do it. 407 00:21:26,961 --> 00:21:29,278 What? Be my date? 408 00:21:29,280 --> 00:21:32,491 I've been alone these last few months, 409 00:21:32,494 --> 00:21:35,179 either literally 410 00:21:35,182 --> 00:21:38,379 or feeling like I'm from Mars, and it sucks. 411 00:21:38,381 --> 00:21:39,830 Yeah. 412 00:21:39,832 --> 00:21:43,066 So, maybe I can help you feel a little less alone. 413 00:21:43,069 --> 00:21:44,811 Okay. 414 00:21:44,813 --> 00:21:46,378 I can't believe I was shot. 415 00:21:46,380 --> 00:21:49,339 You sure you don't wanna go to a doctor, Reggie? 416 00:21:49,341 --> 00:21:51,633 Nah, it's just a graze. 417 00:21:51,635 --> 00:21:55,002 Besides, now I can say I've been shot. 418 00:21:55,005 --> 00:21:57,848 Except you can't, since we want everyone to believe 419 00:21:57,850 --> 00:22:00,860 that the Gargoyle gang robbed your father's dealership. 420 00:22:00,863 --> 00:22:02,247 Right. Right. 421 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,240 Okay. 422 00:22:06,242 --> 00:22:08,400 Let's see how much money we just comped. 423 00:22:08,402 --> 00:22:09,783 And pray it's enough. 424 00:22:14,342 --> 00:22:17,326 What? A dye pack? 425 00:22:17,336 --> 00:22:19,542 Oh, hell. We're screwed. 426 00:22:30,933 --> 00:22:33,601 I did it. I told my dad. 427 00:22:33,604 --> 00:22:35,201 What? You did? How'd it go? 428 00:22:35,204 --> 00:22:37,605 He was quiet and weird at first, 429 00:22:37,607 --> 00:22:40,307 but then okay, I think. 430 00:22:40,309 --> 00:22:42,643 We went to Pop's afterwards and got chicken pot pie. 431 00:22:42,645 --> 00:22:44,311 Which is a good sign, right? 432 00:22:44,313 --> 00:22:46,280 I am so proud of you, Moose. 433 00:22:46,283 --> 00:22:48,450 Does that mean you'll be my date to the wedding? 434 00:22:48,453 --> 00:22:51,452 Yeah. And more importantly, 435 00:22:51,454 --> 00:22:54,095 I think we should do it. Spend the night together. 436 00:22:54,098 --> 00:22:56,657 Only question is where? 437 00:22:56,659 --> 00:23:00,386 Don't worry. I know the perfect spot where no one will interrupt us. 438 00:23:02,400 --> 00:23:04,965 Well, in a fortuitous turn of events, Ms. Blossom, 439 00:23:04,967 --> 00:23:08,060 Highsmith College's policy not to admit legacy candidates 440 00:23:08,062 --> 00:23:11,880 has been reconsidered. So, we may proceed with our interview. 441 00:23:11,882 --> 00:23:13,731 Respectfully, Headmistress Patricia, 442 00:23:13,734 --> 00:23:16,648 I know you only perform a limited number of these one-on-ones. 443 00:23:16,651 --> 00:23:18,312 With my qualifications, 444 00:23:18,314 --> 00:23:21,315 legacy status or not, I'm obviously a shoo-in. 445 00:23:21,317 --> 00:23:23,708 Therefore, I'd like to cede my time to another 446 00:23:23,711 --> 00:23:26,104 unquestionably worthy candidate. 447 00:23:27,106 --> 00:23:29,156 Ms. Antoinette Topaz, 448 00:23:29,158 --> 00:23:32,401 future photojournalist and Nobel Peace Prize recipient. 449 00:23:32,403 --> 00:23:34,995 It's a pleasure to meet you, Headmistress. 450 00:23:34,997 --> 00:23:36,497 Knock 'em dead, babe. 451 00:23:36,499 --> 00:23:38,912 And remember, this is only step two. 452 00:23:38,915 --> 00:23:42,002 Uh, yes, please. Have a seat. 453 00:23:42,004 --> 00:23:45,580 - Do you have your portfolio with you? - Yes, I do. 454 00:23:45,582 --> 00:23:47,502 Whoever you are, please be chill. 455 00:24:01,449 --> 00:24:03,616 Oh, great. More teenagers. 456 00:24:08,397 --> 00:24:11,317 Here's your money. Or as much as we could get of it. 457 00:24:23,296 --> 00:24:25,805 Veronica Lodge, I presume? 458 00:24:25,807 --> 00:24:30,625 I can't believe your mom sent you out here to sort out her mess. 459 00:24:30,627 --> 00:24:33,795 Hey, I know she's cutthroat but, man, that's cold as ice. 460 00:24:33,797 --> 00:24:35,889 Sorry, are we supposed to know you? 461 00:24:35,891 --> 00:24:37,316 I'm Gladys Jones. 462 00:24:38,060 --> 00:24:40,394 You might know my kid, 463 00:24:40,396 --> 00:24:41,629 Jughead? 464 00:24:42,890 --> 00:24:44,473 - What? - Seriously? 465 00:24:44,475 --> 00:24:46,492 You're Jughead's mom? 466 00:24:46,494 --> 00:24:49,069 Mrs. Jones, if you could give us a little more time, 467 00:24:49,071 --> 00:24:51,405 I know we can get you the rest of the money. 468 00:24:51,407 --> 00:24:53,447 Just please don't break our kneecaps. 469 00:24:57,171 --> 00:24:58,418 I gotta say, 470 00:24:58,421 --> 00:25:01,572 I do admire the fact that you two came out here knowing you were short. 471 00:25:01,575 --> 00:25:03,867 Shows you know how to take responsibility. 472 00:25:03,869 --> 00:25:05,127 Look at the two of you. 473 00:25:06,554 --> 00:25:09,538 You kind of remind me a little bit of me and FP back in the day. 474 00:25:09,541 --> 00:25:12,259 So, I'll tell you what, I'm gonna be sticking around for a while. 475 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:15,521 So, I will take your money, but I'm gonna have to charge you a fee, 476 00:25:15,523 --> 00:25:17,794 because I'm gonna need to get it laundered. 477 00:25:18,384 --> 00:25:20,401 - Every which way. - Understood. 478 00:25:20,403 --> 00:25:23,237 And then, we'll figure out a payment plan for the rest. 479 00:25:23,239 --> 00:25:26,667 But, in exchange, you're gonna lend me those sweet wheels. 480 00:25:28,077 --> 00:25:29,851 Not Bella. 481 00:25:29,853 --> 00:25:33,947 Please, Mrs. Jones, Reggie loves that car. 482 00:25:33,949 --> 00:25:36,691 Then I'll make sure I take real good care of her. 483 00:25:36,693 --> 00:25:39,277 Oh, wait, one more thing. Just as a favor, 484 00:25:39,279 --> 00:25:41,955 don't tell Jughead about our business. 485 00:25:41,957 --> 00:25:44,958 I mean, if you do, I'm gonna have to tell 486 00:25:44,960 --> 00:25:49,004 Hiram about his missus going behind his back for a cut, 487 00:25:49,006 --> 00:25:51,140 and that'd be bad for all of us. 488 00:25:54,044 --> 00:25:55,803 Greetings, Moose. 489 00:25:55,805 --> 00:25:57,885 What the hell, Cheryl? What do you what? 490 00:25:59,216 --> 00:26:01,757 To apologize. 491 00:26:01,760 --> 00:26:03,861 Outing you was wrong 492 00:26:05,147 --> 00:26:07,815 for so many reasons. 493 00:26:07,817 --> 00:26:11,184 It's a personal decision that I shouldn't have taken from you. 494 00:26:11,186 --> 00:26:12,286 I'm sorry. 495 00:26:16,900 --> 00:26:18,105 Apology accepted. 496 00:26:18,986 --> 00:26:21,322 And that's step three. Bon appetit. 497 00:26:22,614 --> 00:26:23,997 Cheryl? 498 00:26:23,999 --> 00:26:26,333 I'm not saying what you did was right, 499 00:26:26,335 --> 00:26:28,386 but it kind of turned out okay. 500 00:26:29,121 --> 00:26:30,638 I'm out to my dad now. 501 00:26:31,340 --> 00:26:32,848 And Kevin and I, we... 502 00:26:33,917 --> 00:26:35,434 We're finally gonna do it. 503 00:26:35,436 --> 00:26:36,844 Tonight, in some secret bunker. 504 00:26:36,846 --> 00:26:38,846 Well, well, well, Moose. 505 00:26:38,848 --> 00:26:41,923 In that case, I'd bring a fresh set of sheets, if I were you. 506 00:26:41,925 --> 00:26:44,005 A lot of people have had sex on that cot. 507 00:27:10,454 --> 00:27:12,179 Feels like we never left. 508 00:27:12,182 --> 00:27:13,807 'Cause we never did. 509 00:27:13,810 --> 00:27:16,549 All right, the Gargoyle King wants us to finish Ascension Night, 510 00:27:16,552 --> 00:27:18,912 so we better start by finding the chalices, 511 00:27:18,915 --> 00:27:21,722 then we flip for our fates and drink up. Game over. 512 00:27:21,724 --> 00:27:22,990 You want us to drink poison? 513 00:27:22,992 --> 00:27:25,714 Not quite. Penelope, did you bring them? 514 00:27:27,488 --> 00:27:29,989 The antidote to cyanide. 515 00:27:29,991 --> 00:27:33,439 Drink it now, you'll be inoculated for the next several hours. 516 00:27:37,814 --> 00:27:38,956 Oh, come on. 517 00:27:47,683 --> 00:27:50,476 All right, let's get these chalices and get this over with. 518 00:27:50,479 --> 00:27:51,945 Should we wait for the Lodges? 519 00:27:51,948 --> 00:27:53,495 We're already here, Sierra. 520 00:27:53,497 --> 00:27:56,206 Friends, good to see you again. 521 00:27:56,208 --> 00:27:58,350 Although I'm certain not all of you feel the same way. 522 00:27:58,352 --> 00:27:59,876 Well, I sure as hell don't. 523 00:27:59,878 --> 00:28:02,610 But we're here on a mission, so let's get after it. 524 00:28:16,445 --> 00:28:19,279 I know. Candles, it's dumb. 525 00:28:19,281 --> 00:28:20,706 Nah, I get it. 526 00:28:36,880 --> 00:28:38,130 Girl's bathroom is clear. 527 00:28:38,133 --> 00:28:39,892 That's where I found the chalices before. 528 00:28:39,894 --> 00:28:42,252 - Did you check the trophy case? - Yeah, we did. Nothing. 529 00:28:42,254 --> 00:28:43,637 We searched the student lounge, 530 00:28:43,639 --> 00:28:45,213 the closet where we found Featherhead... 531 00:28:45,215 --> 00:28:46,807 Second floor is clear. 532 00:28:46,809 --> 00:28:48,809 - So is the cafeteria. - And the library. 533 00:28:48,811 --> 00:28:51,094 I don't understand. The objective was simple. 534 00:28:51,096 --> 00:28:54,097 Return to school, find the chalices, finish the game. 535 00:28:54,099 --> 00:28:55,282 What aren't we seeing? 536 00:28:57,394 --> 00:28:59,278 Wait a minute, where's Penelope? 537 00:29:09,072 --> 00:29:10,889 Penelope, what is it? 538 00:29:12,328 --> 00:29:14,500 _ 539 00:29:14,503 --> 00:29:16,247 The hell does it mean? 540 00:29:16,250 --> 00:29:18,997 It's a prank, and we've been played. 541 00:29:18,999 --> 00:29:20,145 Or... 542 00:29:21,418 --> 00:29:23,538 it's just another iteration of the game. 543 00:29:24,772 --> 00:29:27,047 And what the Gargoyle King wanted all along, 544 00:29:27,049 --> 00:29:29,016 to distract us 545 00:29:29,019 --> 00:29:30,979 - and lure us away from... - Our kids. 546 00:29:41,938 --> 00:29:43,559 - Mom? - Hey, Dad. 547 00:29:43,562 --> 00:29:45,785 - Josie, where are you? - I'm rehearsing with Archie. 548 00:29:45,788 --> 00:29:46,768 What's going on? 549 00:29:46,771 --> 00:29:49,286 Archie, lock the doors, do not let anybody in the house. 550 00:29:49,288 --> 00:29:51,208 It's locked, Dad. What's wrong? 551 00:29:56,712 --> 00:29:59,079 - Crap, it's my dad. - My mom's calling me, too. 552 00:29:59,081 --> 00:30:01,241 Do you think he knows about the dealership? 553 00:30:02,668 --> 00:30:04,560 - Mom? - What's up, Dad? 554 00:30:11,986 --> 00:30:13,826 - It's my dad. - It's my mom. 555 00:30:15,631 --> 00:30:17,514 - Hi, Mom. - Hello? 556 00:30:17,517 --> 00:30:19,477 - Jughead... - Betty, where are you? 557 00:30:23,072 --> 00:30:24,905 It's my hateful mother. 558 00:30:24,907 --> 00:30:27,833 - Why are you calling, night hag? - Cheryl, just do what I say. 559 00:30:27,835 --> 00:30:29,150 Keep your bow close. 560 00:30:29,153 --> 00:30:30,774 Josie is with Archie at Fred's. 561 00:30:30,777 --> 00:30:33,672 - Veronica's with Reggie. - Kevin's not picking up. 562 00:30:33,674 --> 00:30:37,259 Cheryl, you don't know where the Keller boy is, do you? 563 00:30:38,829 --> 00:30:40,253 It's funny. 564 00:30:40,255 --> 00:30:42,455 Part of me thought this was never gonna happen. 565 00:30:43,208 --> 00:30:44,433 I'm glad it did. 566 00:30:52,360 --> 00:30:54,860 Betty, if that's you, I reserved the bunker for tonight. 567 00:30:57,013 --> 00:30:58,072 Betty! 568 00:31:04,521 --> 00:31:05,779 What the hell is this? 569 00:31:05,781 --> 00:31:07,741 - Who are you guys? - What are doing? 570 00:31:08,450 --> 00:31:09,468 Say something! 571 00:31:14,364 --> 00:31:17,365 - Let go of me! Get your hand off me. - Oh, my God. No! 572 00:31:17,367 --> 00:31:18,967 Oh, my God, Moose, no! 573 00:31:29,538 --> 00:31:30,872 Oh, my God. 574 00:31:32,716 --> 00:31:34,011 What do you want? 575 00:31:35,442 --> 00:31:37,728 Please. Please, let us go. 576 00:31:39,514 --> 00:31:40,981 They want us to flip for our fate. 577 00:31:40,983 --> 00:31:42,315 We're not doing that. 578 00:31:42,317 --> 00:31:44,618 We're not playing your sick game, okay? 579 00:31:47,230 --> 00:31:48,916 If we don't, they'll kill us. 580 00:31:50,901 --> 00:31:53,377 - I'll go first. I'll go first! - No, Kev... 581 00:31:55,454 --> 00:31:58,013 Is this what you want? Will this make you happy? 582 00:32:11,939 --> 00:32:14,899 Drop the weapons! 583 00:32:16,518 --> 00:32:18,426 - Don't move! Don't move! - Dad! 584 00:32:23,516 --> 00:32:26,124 They're from the RROTC? 585 00:32:26,127 --> 00:32:27,352 What? Why? 586 00:32:30,767 --> 00:32:31,975 Dad? 587 00:32:38,466 --> 00:32:40,657 Let's cut to the bone, Mason. 588 00:32:40,659 --> 00:32:42,176 Are you the Gargoyle King? 589 00:32:43,378 --> 00:32:46,103 There was no poison in those chalices. 590 00:32:46,106 --> 00:32:47,306 I was just... 591 00:32:48,550 --> 00:32:49,874 scaring them. 592 00:32:49,876 --> 00:32:52,019 Right. Scaring them straight? 593 00:32:53,988 --> 00:32:58,073 You set out to abduct and terrorize your own kid. 594 00:33:00,011 --> 00:33:02,437 How'd you talk your cadets into helping? 595 00:33:02,439 --> 00:33:04,490 I made it a quest. 596 00:33:04,492 --> 00:33:07,567 The Gargoyle King told them their brothers needed help. 597 00:33:07,569 --> 00:33:10,570 When you are weak, I am weak. 598 00:33:10,572 --> 00:33:13,499 The RROTC was the same way 599 00:33:13,501 --> 00:33:15,575 when Tom Keller and I were in high school. 600 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:18,862 Back then, us cadets did everything together, 601 00:33:18,864 --> 00:33:22,415 and no one was closer than me and my best friend, 602 00:33:22,417 --> 00:33:24,084 Tommy Keller. 603 00:33:24,086 --> 00:33:26,086 Until I tried to kiss him. 604 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:27,404 Marcus... 605 00:33:27,406 --> 00:33:30,458 When my parents found out about my inclinations, 606 00:33:30,461 --> 00:33:33,503 they sent me to the Sisters, to get help for my... 607 00:33:34,188 --> 00:33:36,713 weakness of character. 608 00:33:36,715 --> 00:33:39,048 That's where I first met the King, 609 00:33:39,050 --> 00:33:42,102 and where I started playing Gryphons and Gargoyles, 610 00:33:42,104 --> 00:33:47,107 which I later learned Tommy played too with his Midnight Club. 611 00:33:47,109 --> 00:33:50,277 The Sisters cured me of impure thoughts. 612 00:33:50,287 --> 00:33:55,891 I became strong, as I have been all these years. 613 00:33:58,545 --> 00:34:01,212 But then, I heard Tom and Sierra were getting married 614 00:34:01,215 --> 00:34:03,740 just as my own son Moose 615 00:34:03,742 --> 00:34:06,552 told me he was seeing Tom's boy, 616 00:34:07,621 --> 00:34:09,555 who looks just like Tommy did. 617 00:34:10,891 --> 00:34:12,082 When I... 618 00:34:15,211 --> 00:34:17,086 You wanted... 619 00:34:17,088 --> 00:34:19,088 to destroy what you couldn't have. 620 00:34:22,069 --> 00:34:23,718 The Sisters scared you 621 00:34:23,720 --> 00:34:26,760 with the Gargoyle King, so you thought you'd do the same... 622 00:34:27,741 --> 00:34:29,616 to Moose and Kevin. 623 00:34:32,654 --> 00:34:34,830 Man, the Sisters did a number on you. 624 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:42,070 Tall Boy was using the costume to sell drugs, 625 00:34:42,072 --> 00:34:44,830 but Major Mason was using it to, what, scare his kid? 626 00:34:44,833 --> 00:34:48,501 We keep taking down Gargoyle Kings, and they keep popping up again. 627 00:34:48,503 --> 00:34:50,337 It's like playing Whac-A-Mole. 628 00:34:50,340 --> 00:34:52,171 Yeah, but the true Gargoyle King, 629 00:34:52,174 --> 00:34:54,540 if there even is an ur-King, is still at large. 630 00:34:55,627 --> 00:34:57,113 Daddy? 631 00:34:57,116 --> 00:34:58,437 - Jellybelly? - What? 632 00:35:02,275 --> 00:35:04,350 I'm sorry I was such a jerk last time. 633 00:35:04,353 --> 00:35:06,513 No, that's all right, sweetheart. It's okay. 634 00:35:07,615 --> 00:35:09,573 - Nice hat. - You, too. 635 00:35:10,934 --> 00:35:12,117 Hey, Jughead. 636 00:35:17,875 --> 00:35:19,291 Hey, FP. 637 00:35:19,293 --> 00:35:20,533 Hi. 638 00:35:20,535 --> 00:35:22,461 What are you guys doing here? 639 00:35:22,463 --> 00:35:25,661 I think what you meant to say is, "Welcome home." 640 00:35:26,825 --> 00:35:29,301 We're always happy to see you, Gladys. 641 00:35:29,303 --> 00:35:31,711 Just, uh, wish you had called 642 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:33,454 and told us you were coming to visit. 643 00:35:33,456 --> 00:35:37,076 Visit? Nah, me and JB are here to stay awhile. 644 00:35:51,233 --> 00:35:54,308 In the end, our folks got the wedding they wanted. 645 00:35:54,310 --> 00:35:57,186 The four of us, at Town Hall. 646 00:35:57,188 --> 00:35:59,856 They said it didn't feel right having a party 647 00:35:59,858 --> 00:36:02,095 after everything. 648 00:36:03,862 --> 00:36:05,362 So, what now? 649 00:36:05,365 --> 00:36:09,198 Well, after everything that Kevin and Moose just went through, 650 00:36:09,200 --> 00:36:11,992 not getting into Julliard doesn't seem like 651 00:36:11,995 --> 00:36:14,037 such a big deal. 652 00:36:14,039 --> 00:36:16,810 Honestly, I... I don't know. 653 00:36:17,834 --> 00:36:19,726 Just take it day by day. 654 00:36:19,728 --> 00:36:22,187 That's what I'm doing, too. 655 00:36:22,189 --> 00:36:25,971 And the bummer is, I was gonna suggest we sing together, Josie. 656 00:36:28,270 --> 00:36:29,444 So, why can't we? 657 00:36:32,796 --> 00:36:38,945 ♪ I always wanted to see the lights of Broadway ♪ 658 00:36:38,947 --> 00:36:44,617 ♪ I always wanted to hear the traffic roar ♪ 659 00:36:44,619 --> 00:36:50,406 ♪ I always wanted to be a part of New York City's great big heart ♪ 660 00:36:50,408 --> 00:36:56,871 ♪ And now I am I couldn't ask for more ♪ 661 00:36:56,873 --> 00:36:59,791 ♪ People like us ♪ ♪ We get through the day ♪ 662 00:36:59,793 --> 00:37:02,802 ♪ Survive in the city way better than most ♪ 663 00:37:02,804 --> 00:37:05,922 ♪ We go through the motions from nightcap to nightcap ♪ 664 00:37:05,924 --> 00:37:08,975 ♪ Here but not here ♪ ♪ With the heart of a ghost ♪ 665 00:37:08,977 --> 00:37:11,862 ♪ People like us ♪ ♪ We meet up some night ♪ 666 00:37:11,864 --> 00:37:15,198 ♪ In a room full of strangers who call themselves friends ♪ 667 00:37:15,200 --> 00:37:18,101 ♪ It feels like a dream ♪ ♪ But it's too hard to tell ♪ 668 00:37:18,103 --> 00:37:21,104 ♪ Where the dream begins and the real world ends ♪ 669 00:37:21,106 --> 00:37:25,751 ♪ And where ♪ 670 00:37:25,753 --> 00:37:30,964 ♪ Where do we belong? ♪ 671 00:37:34,260 --> 00:37:36,761 I'm glad it was too late to cancel the cake. 672 00:37:36,764 --> 00:37:38,096 It's beautiful. 673 00:37:41,426 --> 00:37:42,684 You're beautiful. 674 00:37:43,771 --> 00:37:45,437 I love you, Sierra. 675 00:37:46,348 --> 00:37:47,814 I love you, Tommy. 676 00:37:49,091 --> 00:37:51,225 I can't stay, Kev. 677 00:37:51,228 --> 00:37:54,938 I just... I came to tell you that. 678 00:37:54,940 --> 00:37:57,991 I'm, uh, I'm moving to Glendale to stay with my aunt. 679 00:37:57,993 --> 00:38:00,852 Moose, your friends are here, and I'm here, 680 00:38:00,855 --> 00:38:03,121 - and you can live with any of us. - Kevin... 681 00:38:03,131 --> 00:38:04,589 I... 682 00:38:05,692 --> 00:38:08,168 I can't live here. 683 00:38:09,654 --> 00:38:11,534 At least not for a little while. 684 00:38:27,004 --> 00:38:29,045 I'm gonna miss you, Marmaduke. 685 00:38:29,048 --> 00:38:31,008 I'm gonna miss you, Kevin Keller. 686 00:38:51,654 --> 00:38:54,000 It's so messed up what Major Mason did. 687 00:38:54,003 --> 00:38:57,621 It's the Sisters' conversion therapy. It twisted his soul. 688 00:38:57,624 --> 00:39:01,086 Well, I'm glad we got you out of that hellhole when we did. 689 00:39:01,089 --> 00:39:03,923 I'll never forget the day you saved me, T.T. 690 00:39:03,925 --> 00:39:06,092 And, since you've done so much for me, 691 00:39:06,094 --> 00:39:08,169 I wanted to do something for you. 692 00:39:08,171 --> 00:39:10,564 Call it step four. 693 00:39:14,820 --> 00:39:16,686 What's this? 694 00:39:16,688 --> 00:39:18,888 A gang. If you want it. 695 00:39:18,890 --> 00:39:21,807 You said you were missing having the Serpents as a family, 696 00:39:21,809 --> 00:39:25,691 so I found some other girls who were looking for support or community, 697 00:39:25,694 --> 00:39:29,448 or just good old-fashioned fisticuffs, 698 00:39:29,451 --> 00:39:33,587 and I thought maybe, we could start a new family? 699 00:39:38,384 --> 00:39:40,959 Cheryl, this is the most badass 700 00:39:40,962 --> 00:39:42,941 and romantic thing you've ever done. 701 00:39:45,541 --> 00:39:47,634 Uh... Do we have a name yet? 702 00:39:47,636 --> 00:39:49,883 How about 703 00:39:51,646 --> 00:39:53,928 the Pretty Poisons? 704 00:39:55,385 --> 00:39:58,478 Pretty by day, poison by night. 705 00:39:58,480 --> 00:40:00,380 I love it. 706 00:40:00,383 --> 00:40:02,315 You said you have an update for me? 707 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,651 Yeah, but first... 708 00:40:04,653 --> 00:40:08,109 You could have told us that the secret buyer was Jughead's mom. 709 00:40:09,607 --> 00:40:12,066 Wait, Gladys showed up? 710 00:40:12,068 --> 00:40:15,086 I assumed that she would have sent one of her deputies 711 00:40:15,088 --> 00:40:16,543 scurrying up from Toledo. 712 00:40:16,546 --> 00:40:19,305 Nope. And about Toledo, Mom, 713 00:40:20,334 --> 00:40:22,501 I've got some news for you. 714 00:40:22,504 --> 00:40:25,055 I don't think Gladys is leaving anytime soon. 715 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:30,143 Everything's going just how you said, Mom. 716 00:40:30,145 --> 00:40:32,512 I've got Dad wrapped around my pinky. 717 00:40:32,514 --> 00:40:34,105 You're his weakness, baby. 718 00:40:35,758 --> 00:40:39,402 Which means, we got the whole town, JB. 719 00:40:40,346 --> 00:40:42,855 Your old man's the sheriff, 720 00:40:42,857 --> 00:40:45,700 the mayor owes us serious cash. Hell, 721 00:40:45,702 --> 00:40:47,768 even her daughter's working for me now. 722 00:40:47,770 --> 00:40:49,788 Oh, yeah, 723 00:40:49,790 --> 00:40:52,231 we moved to the right place at the right time. 724 00:40:52,233 --> 00:40:53,583 I could feel it. 725 00:40:54,943 --> 00:40:58,278 ♪ Where ♪ 726 00:40:58,281 --> 00:41:02,453 ♪ Where do we belong? ♪ 727 00:41:08,613 --> 00:41:09,808 Archie... 728 00:41:12,420 --> 00:41:13,593 Can I kiss you? 729 00:41:27,693 --> 00:41:31,066 - Synced and corrected by VitoSilans - -- www.Addic7ed.com -- 730 00:41:32,305 --> 00:41:38,660 Support us and become VIP member to remove all ads from www.OpenSubtitles.org 55794

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