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ROSS:
Here's little Ben nodding off.
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Aww, look at Aunt Monica's little boy.
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- Look, he's got Ross' haircut.
- Oh, let me see.
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Oh, God!
Is he just the sweetest thing?
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You must just want
to kiss him all over.
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That would be nice.
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- Pfft.
- Pardon?
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Nothing. Just a little extra air
in my mouth. Pfft.
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Hey, Chan, can you help me out here?
I promise I'll pay you back.
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Oh, yeah, right.
Including the waffles last week...
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...you now owe me...
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...17 jillion dollars.
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I will, really,
I'll pay you back this time.
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Where's the money coming from?
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I'm helping out at the NYU
Med School with some, uh, research.
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What kind of research?
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Uh, just, you know, science.
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Science.
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Yeah, I think I've heard of that.
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It's a fertility study.
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[RACHEL LAUGHS]
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Joey...
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Please tell me you're only
donating your time.
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Come on, you guys.
It's not that big a deal.
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I just go down there
every other day...
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...and make my contribution
to the project.
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Hey, but at the end of two weeks,
I get $700!
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Wow, you're gonna be making money
hand over fist.
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[ALL LAUGHING]
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Okay, we got the coleslaw.
We got the buns.
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We've got the ground-up flesh
of formally cute cows and turkeys.
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[IN DEEP VOICE]
Men are here!
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We make fire.
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Cook meat.
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Then put out fire by peeing,
no get invited back!
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Cute, cute.
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- Oh, Melanie called. She's gonna be late.
- Oh, okay.
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So how are things going with you two?
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Is she becoming your special someone?
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I don't know. She's, uh...
She's pretty great.
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Yeah? What does she think of
your little science project?
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You think I'm gonna tell a girl I like
that I'm also seeing a cup?
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The man's got a point.
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Well, the tough thing is,
she really wants to have sex with me.
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Crazy bitch.
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I still got a week left in the program,
and according to the rules...
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...if I want to get the money, I'm not allowed
to conduct any personal experiments...
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...if you know what I mean.
- Joey, we always know what you mean.
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PHOEBE: Hey.
ROSS: Hey.
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How long did you think
this barbecue was gonna last?
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I'm going to China.
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Jeez, you say one thing and, eh...
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You're going to China?
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It's, uh, for the museum.
Someone found a bone.
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We want the bone,
they don't want us to have it.
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So I'm going to try to persuade them...
It's a whole big "bone" thing.
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Anyway, I'm gonna be gone
for, like, a week.
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So, uh, if you wanna reach me,
you can't. So here's my itinerary.
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Um...
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- Here's a picture of me.
- Oh, let me see.
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Could you take it to Carol's now and then
and show it to Ben so he doesn't forget me?
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- Yeah.
- Hi, Ben.
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I'm your father.
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I am The Head! Pahh!
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This barbecue's gonna be very fun.
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Is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her
a happy birthday before I left.
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- Oh, no, she's out having drinks with Carl.
- Oh. Heh.
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Hey, who's Carl?
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- The guy she met at the coffeehouse?
- No.
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- See, there's this guy she met at...
- The coffeehouse? Right.
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So you do know who he is. Heh.
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I'm gonna go say goodbye
to the guys.
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Hey, you know what?
Tell them that bone story.
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- Hi.
- Hey.
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Hey.
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- I have to go to China.
- The country?
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No, this big pile of dishes
in my Mom's breakfront.
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Do you guys know who Carl is?
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Let's see. Alvin, Simon, Theodore...
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No.
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- Well, Rachel's having drinks with him.
- Oh, no!
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How can she, when she's never
shown interest in you?
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Forget about her.
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He's right, man. Please move on.
Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
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Of course, there they just call it food.
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Yeah? I guess. I don't know.
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All right, just give her this
for me, okay?
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Listen, we're just looking out for you.
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- I know.
- We want you to be happy.
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And I may only have a couple beers
in me, but I love you, man.
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I'm still on my first.
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I just think you're nice.
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Anyway, that's when me and my friends
started this fruit-basket business.
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We call ourselves
"The Three Basketeers." Ha, ha.
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Like "The Three Musketeers,"
only with fruit.
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Oh!
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Okay.
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- How do you like your burgers?
- No. Presents first, food later!
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Hold on there, tiger.
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How's it going?
How you holding up?
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Well, not so good.
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She thinks tonight's the night
we're gonna complete the transaction...
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...if you know what I...
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And you do. Heh.
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So, uh, have you ever thought about
being there for her?
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What do you mean?
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You know, just be there for her.
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Not following you.
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Think about it.
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Okay, I'm guessing this is from...
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Well, thank you, Melanie.
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- Okay, this one right here is from me.
- Okay.
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Hmm. Ah, it's light.
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[RATTLING]
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It rattles. It's...
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...Travel Scrabble.
- Ha, ha, hey!
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Wow. Thank you.
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This one's from Joey.
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It feels like a book. I think it's a book.
Feels like a book. And it's a book!
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It's Dr. Seuss!
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That book got me through
some tough times.
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There is a little child
inside this man.
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The doctors say if they remove it,
he'll die.
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- Who's this from?
- That's, uh, Ross'.
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Ah.
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Oh, my God.
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He remembered.
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Remembered what?
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It was, like, months ago.
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We were walking by this antique store,
and I saw this pin in the window.
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I told him it was just like one
my grandmother had when I was little.
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Aw! I can't believe he remembered!
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Well, sure, but can you
play it on a plane?
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Oh, it's so pretty.
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- This must've cost him a fortune.
- I can't believe he did this.
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Ross? Remember when he
fell in love with Carol...
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...and bought her that ridiculously
expensive crystal duck?
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What did you just say?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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[SHUDDERS]
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Crystal duck.
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No, no, no.
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The, um... The "love" part?
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[BABBLES]
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Oh, my God.
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Oh, no, no, no, no.
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That's good.
Just keep rubbing your head.
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That'll turn back time.
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This is unbelievable.
I mean, this is unbelievable.
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I know. This is really, really huge.
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No, it's not. It's small,
it's tiny, it's petite, it's wee.
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Uh-uh. I don't think any of our lives
will ever be the same ever again.
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Is there a mute button on this woman?
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I think this is so great!
I mean, you and Ross!
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- Did you have any idea?
- No, none.
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My first night in the city,
he mentioned asking me out...
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...but nothing ever happened,
so I just...
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What else did he say?
Does he want to go out with me?
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Given that he's desperately
in love with you...
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...he wouldn't mind getting
a cup of coffee or something.
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Ross?
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All this time?
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- I've gotta talk to him.
- He's in China!
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The country.
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Wait, his flight doesn't leave
for 45 minutes.
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What about the time difference?
From here to the airport?
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Yes!
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- You're never gonna make it!
- I've got to try.
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What are you gonna say to him?
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I don't know.
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CHANDLER:
Maybe you shouldn't go.
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Right, because if you're gonna
break his heart, that can wait.
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00:11:15,132 --> 00:11:17,759
Yeah, but if it's good news, tell him now.
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Maybe I'll know when I see him.
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Here, look. All right, does this help?
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No.
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All I know is, I cannot wait a week.
This is just too big.
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I've just got to talk to him. I've got...
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- I'll see you later.
- I love you!
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Deal with me first!
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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All right.
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[SHOUTS IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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Ross! Ross.
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Excuse me, pardon me.
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- Hi. Your boarding pass?
- Hi.
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No, I need to talk to my friend.
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Sorry, you're not allowed on the jetway
unless you have a boarding pass.
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He just went on. He's right there,
in the blue jacket! Can I just...?
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I'm sorry. Federal regulations!
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All right, um, then could you please
just give him a message for me?
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Please? This is very important.
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All right. What's the message?
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Uh... I don't know.
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[SPEAKING IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
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Excuse me! Sir!
Excuse me! Sir?
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- I have a message for you.
- What?
199
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It's from Rachel. She loved the present.
She'll see you when you get back.
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What?
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Toby, I don't know
what she's talking about.
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There's no Rachel!
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Don't give me that deep freeze!
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[MELANIE MOANS]
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Oh, Joey, Joey, Joey!
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I think I blacked out there
for a minute.
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It was nothing.
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00:13:10,122 --> 00:13:13,958
Well, now we gotta
find something fun for you!
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[LAUGHING]
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00:13:17,379 --> 00:13:19,672
Ahh, you know what?
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Forget about me. Let's, uh...
Let's give you another turn.
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Me, again?
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Sure. Why not?
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Boy! Somebody's gonna get
a big fruit basket tomorrow!
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I gotta tell you, you are nothing like
I thought you would be.
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How do you mean?
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I just had you pegged as one of those
guys who are always, "Me, me, me!"
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- Ha, ha.
- But you...
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...you're a giver.
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You're, like, the most generous
man I ever met.
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I mean, you're practically a woman.
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So, uh, Rach, do you want to save
this wrapping paper?
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It's only a little torn.
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Are you gonna go for it with Ross,
or should I throw it out?
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I don't know.
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Thought about it
all of the way there...
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...and I thought about it
all the way back and, uh...
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You know, it's Ross!
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You know what I mean? It's Ross.
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- Sure!
- Sure.
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I don't know. This is just
my initial gut feeling...
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...but I'm thinking...
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...it'd be really great.
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Oh, my God, me too!
Oh, we'd be like friends-in-law!
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The best part is you already
know everything about him.
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It's like starting on the 15th date.
237
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But it would be like
starting on the 15th date.
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Another good point.
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No, I mean...
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At the 15th date, you're already
in a "relationship-y" place.
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You're committed.
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Huh.
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What happens if it doesn't work out?
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00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,046
- Why isn't it working out?
- I don't know, sometimes it doesn't.
245
00:15:23,255 --> 00:15:26,966
Is he not cute enough for you?
Does he not make enough money?
246
00:15:27,176 --> 00:15:29,344
- No, I'm just...
- Maybe there's someone else.
247
00:15:29,553 --> 00:15:32,221
Is there? Is there someone else?
248
00:15:32,431 --> 00:15:35,600
- No, there is no one else.
- Then why the hell...
249
00:15:35,809 --> 00:15:38,186
...are you dumping my brother?
- Wha...?
250
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:49,989
- Hey, big...
- Shh!
251
00:15:50,199 --> 00:15:51,908
[WHISPERS]
Spender.
252
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:55,745
She's still asleep.
253
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:58,456
- So how'd it go?
- It was amazing.
254
00:15:58,666 --> 00:16:00,708
You know how you think
you're great in bed?
255
00:16:00,918 --> 00:16:04,587
The fact you'd even ask
shows how little you know me.
256
00:16:05,089 --> 00:16:07,882
Well, it's like,
last night I couldn't do the thing...
257
00:16:08,092 --> 00:16:10,009
...that usually makes me great.
258
00:16:10,219 --> 00:16:12,345
So I had to do all this other stuff.
259
00:16:12,554 --> 00:16:15,598
And the response I got! Man, oh, man.
260
00:16:15,808 --> 00:16:17,976
It was like a ticker-tape parade!
261
00:16:20,020 --> 00:16:23,564
Yes I know. As it happens, my room
is very close to the parade route.
262
00:16:29,363 --> 00:16:33,032
It was amazing, and not just for her.
Uh-uh. For me too.
263
00:16:33,242 --> 00:16:36,327
It's like, all of a sudden, I'm blind...
264
00:16:36,537 --> 00:16:38,705
...but all my other senses
are heightened.
265
00:16:38,914 --> 00:16:42,542
You know? It's like,
I was able to appreciate it...
266
00:16:42,751 --> 00:16:44,794
...on another level.
267
00:16:47,423 --> 00:16:49,841
I didn't know you had another level.
268
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,176
I know. Neither did I!
269
00:17:01,687 --> 00:17:03,938
- Hey, great skirts! Birthday present?
- Yeah.
270
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,732
- From who?
- From you.
271
00:17:05,941 --> 00:17:08,067
I exchanged the blouse you got me.
272
00:17:09,778 --> 00:17:11,362
Well, it's the thought.
273
00:17:12,197 --> 00:17:14,699
Doesn't Ross' flight get in
in a couple hours?
274
00:17:14,950 --> 00:17:16,743
At gate 27B?
275
00:17:18,162 --> 00:17:19,871
Uh, yeah.
276
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:22,540
Monica, you know,
I've been thinking about it.
277
00:17:22,750 --> 00:17:26,127
I've decided this Ross thing
is not a good idea.
278
00:17:26,336 --> 00:17:28,171
- Why?
- Because I feel...
279
00:17:28,380 --> 00:17:30,923
...like I wouldn't
just be going out with him.
280
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,217
I would be going out with all of you.
281
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:37,013
- Ugh, there'd be all this pressure and...
- No pressure, no pressure!
282
00:17:38,807 --> 00:17:41,809
Nothing has even happened yet
and you're already so...
283
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:43,352
I'm not "so."
284
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,772
I was a teensy bit weird at first...
285
00:17:45,981 --> 00:17:48,858
...but I'll be good. I promise.
286
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:50,943
[DOOR BUZZING]
287
00:17:54,114 --> 00:17:55,156
Who is it?
288
00:17:55,365 --> 00:17:56,699
CARL:
It's me, Carl.
289
00:17:56,909 --> 00:17:57,992
Come on up.
290
00:17:58,202 --> 00:17:59,952
Behind my brother's back?
291
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:05,249
Is the kind of crazy thing
you won't be hearing from me.
292
00:18:18,847 --> 00:18:22,141
- Seven hundred bucks.
- All right, you did it.
293
00:18:22,351 --> 00:18:23,726
Do we have any fruit?
294
00:18:24,895 --> 00:18:26,646
[CHUCKLES]
295
00:18:26,855 --> 00:18:28,815
Man, hell of a two weeks, huh?
296
00:18:29,024 --> 00:18:32,026
You know what, though?
I really feel I learned something.
297
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,862
So you'll stick with this
"it's all for her" thing?
298
00:18:35,072 --> 00:18:36,864
What, are you crazy?
299
00:18:37,074 --> 00:18:41,452
When a blind man gets his sight back,
does he walk around like this?
300
00:18:46,917 --> 00:18:50,294
I'm just saying, if I see one more
picture of Ed Begley Jr...
301
00:18:50,504 --> 00:18:52,547
...in that stupid electric car...
302
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:54,257
...I'm gonna shoot myself!
303
00:18:56,468 --> 00:19:00,221
Don't get me wrong. I'm not against
environmental issues, per se...
304
00:19:00,430 --> 00:19:02,181
...it's just that guy!
305
00:19:02,391 --> 00:19:06,602
I can't believe you'd rather
go out with him than me.
306
00:19:06,812 --> 00:19:10,022
Excuse me, please.
I'm trying to have a date here.
307
00:19:10,232 --> 00:19:12,692
Fine, just stop thinking about me.
308
00:19:16,196 --> 00:19:18,406
Can't do it, can you?
309
00:19:19,241 --> 00:19:21,534
So I'm thinking about you.
So what?
310
00:19:21,827 --> 00:19:24,954
I don't get it. What do you see
in this guy anyway?
311
00:19:25,164 --> 00:19:28,541
Well, he seems to be
a very nice guy.
312
00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,878
I mean, come on, buddy!
Get a real car!
313
00:19:35,090 --> 00:19:38,593
Rachel, come on. Give us a chance.
314
00:19:39,344 --> 00:19:41,220
- Ross, it's too hard.
- No, no.
315
00:19:41,430 --> 00:19:43,347
Because it'll get weird
for everyone else?
316
00:19:43,557 --> 00:19:45,725
Who cares about them? This is about us.
317
00:19:45,934 --> 00:19:49,437
I've been in love with you
since the ninth grade.
318
00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:52,190
- You're, like, my best friend.
- I know.
319
00:19:52,399 --> 00:19:54,358
- If we broke up, and I lost you...
- Whoa.
320
00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,402
Why do you think we'll break up?
321
00:19:56,612 --> 00:20:00,489
Have you been involved with someone
where you haven't broken up?
322
00:20:03,035 --> 00:20:04,702
No.
323
00:20:04,912 --> 00:20:08,623
But it only has to happen once.
324
00:20:08,957 --> 00:20:12,001
You and I know
we are perfect for each other.
325
00:20:12,294 --> 00:20:13,419
Right?
326
00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:17,298
So the only question is:
Are you attracted to me?
327
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:21,219
I don't know.
328
00:20:22,846 --> 00:20:25,765
I mean, I've never looked at you
that way before.
329
00:20:26,683 --> 00:20:28,142
Well start looking.
330
00:20:38,612 --> 00:20:39,654
Wow.
331
00:20:39,863 --> 00:20:41,072
Exactly!
332
00:20:41,281 --> 00:20:43,199
And you just know
I'm gonna be the guy...
333
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:46,369
...caught behind this hammerhead
in traffic!
334
00:20:48,997 --> 00:20:50,206
- Right.
- Heh.
335
00:20:50,415 --> 00:20:52,083
You're right.
336
00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:53,542
- You know what?
- What?
337
00:20:53,919 --> 00:20:57,046
I forgot, I'm supposed to pick up
a friend at the airport.
338
00:20:57,256 --> 00:20:59,382
I am so sorry. I'm so...
339
00:20:59,591 --> 00:21:02,969
If you want to stay
and finish your drinks, please do.
340
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,596
I'm sorry, I gotta go. I'm sorry.
341
00:21:05,806 --> 00:21:07,515
But...
342
00:21:16,984 --> 00:21:18,943
Excuse me! Pardon me! Excuse me.
343
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,778
I'm sorry. Ha, ha.
344
00:21:20,988 --> 00:21:23,823
Toby, for God's sake, will you let it go?
345
00:21:24,032 --> 00:21:25,783
There's no Rachel!
346
00:21:30,622 --> 00:21:33,791
- Oh, hey. I got that.
- Oh.
347
00:21:34,001 --> 00:21:36,502
- Thanks, sweetie.
- No problem.
348
00:21:42,342 --> 00:21:44,760
I cannot wait
for you to meet my friends.
349
00:21:44,970 --> 00:21:47,513
Really? You don't think
they'll judge and ridicule me?
350
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,515
No, they will. I just, uh...
351
00:21:49,725 --> 00:21:51,017
- Can't wait. Heh.
- Can't wait.
352
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:52,768
Come on, they're gonna love you.
353
00:22:39,816 --> 00:22:41,817
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