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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:21,738 --> 00:00:23,038 Jimmy? 2 00:00:33,985 --> 00:00:35,287 Jimmy? 3 00:00:42,492 --> 00:00:44,495 (SOBBING) 4 00:00:54,505 --> 00:00:56,508 ? ? 5 00:01:17,426 --> 00:01:18,946 Hello, you. 6 00:01:18,947 --> 00:01:20,209 Where are you going? 7 00:01:20,210 --> 00:01:21,714 I thought you were gone. 8 00:01:21,715 --> 00:01:23,550 - I was. - I thought you left. 9 00:01:23,551 --> 00:01:25,452 I did. To get us... 10 00:01:26,131 --> 00:01:27,156 Oh. 11 00:01:27,157 --> 00:01:28,521 No, no, no, no, no. I just... 12 00:01:28,522 --> 00:01:30,123 I just went to get provisions. 13 00:01:30,124 --> 00:01:31,958 But I could see how you'd think, you know, 14 00:01:31,959 --> 00:01:33,493 given history... 15 00:01:33,494 --> 00:01:35,661 But no, silly, I'm here. 16 00:01:35,662 --> 00:01:37,328 So, I was thinking maybe later 17 00:01:37,329 --> 00:01:38,748 we could go for a ride 18 00:01:38,749 --> 00:01:41,350 and revisit some of our favorite activities. 19 00:01:41,351 --> 00:01:43,519 Get Chinese food, hit the movies. 20 00:01:43,520 --> 00:01:45,372 Secret pinball arcade. 21 00:01:45,373 --> 00:01:46,906 Maybe some micheladas 22 00:01:46,907 --> 00:01:48,984 and "you dropped something" in the park. 23 00:01:56,367 --> 00:01:58,551 Were you crying? 24 00:01:58,552 --> 00:02:00,019 - I want to go. - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 25 00:02:00,020 --> 00:02:02,488 What? I-I didn't leave this time. 26 00:02:02,489 --> 00:02:03,990 Gretchen, I didn't leave. 27 00:02:04,541 --> 00:02:05,775 Just got pain au chocolat. 28 00:02:05,776 --> 00:02:08,594 Exactly. You can't even get breakfast 29 00:02:08,595 --> 00:02:10,663 without me thinking that you've bailed again. 30 00:02:10,664 --> 00:02:13,491 I have spent my entire life 31 00:02:13,492 --> 00:02:16,702 pretending that all this is a force field 32 00:02:16,703 --> 00:02:18,839 that stops things from penetrating. 33 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,913 But no one chooses me, Jimmy! 34 00:02:21,880 --> 00:02:23,509 Not in the end. 35 00:02:23,510 --> 00:02:25,893 In the end, no one ever fights for me. 36 00:02:25,894 --> 00:02:28,347 So, because I went to get croissants 37 00:02:28,348 --> 00:02:30,349 filled with goddamn chocolate for you 38 00:02:30,350 --> 00:02:32,018 and was gonna lay in bed with you, 39 00:02:32,019 --> 00:02:33,953 eating chocolate for breakfast 40 00:02:33,954 --> 00:02:35,621 because I wanted you to wake up 41 00:02:35,622 --> 00:02:38,024 to something special and delicious, 42 00:02:38,025 --> 00:02:41,428 and still you lay this shit at my feet? 43 00:02:41,429 --> 00:02:42,962 Make sure you want to go here. 44 00:02:42,963 --> 00:02:45,545 I have apologized! 45 00:02:46,119 --> 00:02:47,800 I've waited. 46 00:02:47,801 --> 00:02:51,537 I've sat idly by while you did whatever 47 00:02:51,538 --> 00:02:53,906 because you were wronged by me. True. 48 00:02:53,907 --> 00:02:56,876 But this goddamn vacillation, Gretchen. 49 00:02:56,877 --> 00:02:58,711 Enough is enough. 50 00:02:58,712 --> 00:03:00,646 I didn't do anything this time. 51 00:03:00,647 --> 00:03:02,648 Yep. You're right. 52 00:03:02,649 --> 00:03:04,383 You win. 53 00:03:04,384 --> 00:03:06,886 See, Jimmy? You don't really need me. 54 00:03:06,887 --> 00:03:09,655 Why don't you go do all that fun stuff without me. 55 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:13,426 Deep down, I think you like being alone more, anyway. 56 00:03:13,427 --> 00:03:15,278 Yep, you're right. Maybe I do. 57 00:03:30,994 --> 00:03:34,147 ? I'm gonna leave you anyway ? 58 00:03:34,148 --> 00:03:36,828 ? I'm gonna leave you anyway ? 59 00:03:36,829 --> 00:03:38,770 ? Gonna leave you anyway. ? 60 00:03:39,678 --> 00:03:45,678 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 61 00:03:46,977 --> 00:03:49,930 - DUTCH: Oh, yeah, yeah. - MAX: Oh, I get it. 62 00:03:49,931 --> 00:03:53,003 - Really? - I mean, if those speakers cost 20 Gs, 63 00:03:53,004 --> 00:03:55,434 they better look so hot, I want to stick my dick in 'em. 64 00:03:55,435 --> 00:03:56,602 - Yeah. - (CHUCKLES) 65 00:03:56,603 --> 00:03:58,136 But, like, respectfully. 66 00:03:58,137 --> 00:04:00,439 So, you can put your dick in them. 67 00:04:00,440 --> 00:04:01,842 See, I knew those guys at Guitar Center 68 00:04:01,843 --> 00:04:03,109 had no right to kick me out. 69 00:04:03,110 --> 00:04:05,845 - Maximus. - E-dawg. 70 00:04:05,846 --> 00:04:07,788 We're doing nicknames now? 71 00:04:07,789 --> 00:04:10,150 If so, I call Dutch Oven. 72 00:04:10,151 --> 00:04:12,113 Wait. No. Can I change mine? 73 00:04:12,114 --> 00:04:13,862 Sorry I missed your calls last night. 74 00:04:13,863 --> 00:04:14,987 Got stuck on Skype 75 00:04:14,988 --> 00:04:16,630 with a buddy who's going through a thing. 76 00:04:16,631 --> 00:04:17,957 Was it Brent? (GASPS) 77 00:04:17,958 --> 00:04:19,125 Did something happen with Snoober? 78 00:04:19,126 --> 00:04:20,459 Did they run out of snow? 79 00:04:20,460 --> 00:04:22,161 Nah, it's... Different guy. 80 00:04:22,162 --> 00:04:24,463 Um... 81 00:04:24,464 --> 00:04:25,631 Did you talk to Doug? 82 00:04:25,632 --> 00:04:27,833 Yeah, such a bummer that he split us up. 83 00:04:27,834 --> 00:04:29,503 Bosses, right? 84 00:04:29,504 --> 00:04:31,637 This is just like that movie Horrible Bosses, 85 00:04:31,638 --> 00:04:33,072 very disappointing. 86 00:04:33,073 --> 00:04:34,155 (LAUGHS) 87 00:04:34,156 --> 00:04:36,263 Hey, so, tonight, you want to check out 88 00:04:36,264 --> 00:04:37,485 Pharrell's sneaker pop-up? 89 00:04:37,486 --> 00:04:40,179 It's in this Mexican church that used to be a crepe restaurant. 90 00:04:40,180 --> 00:04:42,851 Doug has me on a crazy deadline. I'm probs here all night. 91 00:04:42,852 --> 00:04:44,216 - (SIGHS) - All right, Edgar. 92 00:04:44,217 --> 00:04:45,851 Cool beans. Stay frosty. 93 00:04:45,852 --> 00:04:48,487 - Yeah. - Look at this one. 94 00:04:48,488 --> 00:04:50,022 - Let's do it. - 20 thou? 95 00:04:50,023 --> 00:04:52,510 Click your dick in it. 96 00:04:55,912 --> 00:04:57,736 LINDSAY: Oh, no. 97 00:04:57,737 --> 00:04:58,998 You have dead face. 98 00:04:58,999 --> 00:05:01,667 Ooh, do not sit on this couch! 99 00:05:01,668 --> 00:05:03,003 Or you'll never get up. 100 00:05:03,004 --> 00:05:05,134 Baby booze. 101 00:05:05,135 --> 00:05:06,773 You bone a pilot again? 102 00:05:06,774 --> 00:05:08,741 I slept with Jimmy last night. 103 00:05:08,742 --> 00:05:12,178 What?! So, what does this mean? 104 00:05:12,179 --> 00:05:14,131 Are you with Boone, or are you with Jimmy? 105 00:05:14,983 --> 00:05:17,183 Gretchen, you have to stop this. 106 00:05:17,184 --> 00:05:20,571 Sleeping with more than one person is wrong. 107 00:05:22,326 --> 00:05:24,295 (BOTH LAUGH) 108 00:05:26,635 --> 00:05:28,527 Oh, so, what are you gonna do? 109 00:05:28,528 --> 00:05:30,696 Oh, who knows what's gonna happen? 110 00:05:30,697 --> 00:05:33,232 We'll just have to see what the universe sends my way. 111 00:05:33,233 --> 00:05:35,752 "The universe"? Who are you, Stephen Hawking? 112 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:39,448 (CLAPS) 113 00:05:39,919 --> 00:05:42,775 Anyway, you can't just let things happen to you. 114 00:05:42,776 --> 00:05:43,927 (PHONE BUZZES AND CHIMES) 115 00:05:47,387 --> 00:05:50,549 Ha! Olivia just texted me it's taco night. 116 00:05:50,550 --> 00:05:53,127 I guess the universe just brought me tacos. 117 00:05:53,128 --> 00:05:54,955 Boone's daughter texts you? 118 00:05:54,956 --> 00:05:56,123 Yeah, all the time. 119 00:05:56,124 --> 00:05:58,090 Look, she dressed her Bitmoji up 120 00:05:58,091 --> 00:05:59,792 to look like me. Little dummy. 121 00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:02,061 This is why 122 00:06:02,062 --> 00:06:04,130 you actually need to make up your mind. 123 00:06:04,131 --> 00:06:06,065 Don't you see? You're her La Bamba. 124 00:06:06,066 --> 00:06:08,068 That hunky dillhole 125 00:06:08,069 --> 00:06:09,736 broke my dumb little heart making me think 126 00:06:09,737 --> 00:06:11,772 he was gonna be my forever papa. 127 00:06:11,773 --> 00:06:14,073 He promised to teach me how to swim and then, boom. 128 00:06:14,074 --> 00:06:15,575 He just disappeared, 129 00:06:15,576 --> 00:06:17,611 and I had to learn by watching the dog. 130 00:06:17,612 --> 00:06:19,700 Is that why you shake every time you get out of the pool? 131 00:06:19,701 --> 00:06:21,580 Gretchen, you have to break up with Boone 132 00:06:21,581 --> 00:06:22,915 before you mess up Olivia. 133 00:06:22,916 --> 00:06:25,593 This is not like all the other guys you've boned. 134 00:06:25,594 --> 00:06:27,828 We're talking about a little girl's life here. 135 00:06:27,829 --> 00:06:29,864 Stop worrying about a kid you met for 30 seconds 136 00:06:29,865 --> 00:06:32,566 and think about me, your best friend, 137 00:06:32,567 --> 00:06:34,668 and how maybe I deserve this 138 00:06:34,669 --> 00:06:37,856 after a lifetime of being everyone's "hit it and quit it." 139 00:06:38,406 --> 00:06:40,308 I don't know what's gonna happen with Boone 140 00:06:40,309 --> 00:06:41,616 or his daughter or his cat 141 00:06:41,617 --> 00:06:43,119 or his goddamn goldfish, 142 00:06:43,120 --> 00:06:46,889 but, for once, Gretchen is putting herself first. 143 00:06:46,890 --> 00:06:49,309 So, I'm telling you, back the hell off. 144 00:06:49,310 --> 00:06:51,064 "For once"? 145 00:07:03,519 --> 00:07:04,570 Oh, excuse me. 146 00:07:04,571 --> 00:07:06,089 You dropped something. 147 00:07:08,356 --> 00:07:09,493 (CHUCKLES) 148 00:07:15,047 --> 00:07:17,097 Oh, you dropped something. 149 00:07:17,098 --> 00:07:19,151 - (PANTING): I did? - Yeah. 150 00:07:19,152 --> 00:07:21,649 It's, uh... it's, uh, it's right back there. 151 00:07:21,650 --> 00:07:23,261 - What was it? - What? 152 00:07:23,262 --> 00:07:25,290 What did I drop? What did it look like? 153 00:07:25,291 --> 00:07:28,794 It was... bluish. 154 00:07:28,795 --> 00:07:31,481 - Did I actually drop something? - Yes. 155 00:07:33,392 --> 00:07:35,905 No. It's just a funny joke that... 156 00:07:35,906 --> 00:07:38,376 It's funny to stop people 157 00:07:38,377 --> 00:07:40,000 who are actually exercising, 158 00:07:40,001 --> 00:07:41,502 trying to elongate their lives 159 00:07:41,503 --> 00:07:42,937 so they can stick around for their families 160 00:07:42,938 --> 00:07:44,571 and the people who need them? 161 00:07:44,572 --> 00:07:47,175 And you sit here drinking in the middle of the day 162 00:07:47,176 --> 00:07:48,542 and you lie to them! 163 00:07:48,543 --> 00:07:50,911 That's funny to you?! 164 00:07:51,718 --> 00:07:53,236 Yes. 165 00:07:53,865 --> 00:07:55,416 You dropped something. 166 00:07:55,417 --> 00:07:57,417 - Oh. Okay. - (CHUCKLES) Pick it up. 167 00:07:57,418 --> 00:07:59,353 But I don't want it anymore. 168 00:07:59,354 --> 00:08:01,314 Pick it up! 169 00:08:06,043 --> 00:08:09,029 - Now run. - Huh? What? 170 00:08:09,030 --> 00:08:11,049 (JIMMY WHIMPERS) 171 00:08:13,145 --> 00:08:16,397 Okay, so, "pedo" means "fart." 172 00:08:16,398 --> 00:08:19,436 And "pedo mojado" means "fart with sauce." 173 00:08:19,437 --> 00:08:23,274 Now, "Tu madre es una puta" 174 00:08:23,275 --> 00:08:24,809 means, uh... 175 00:08:24,810 --> 00:08:28,780 Well, it means that your mother works at night. 176 00:08:28,781 --> 00:08:31,082 �Tu madre es una puta? 177 00:08:31,083 --> 00:08:32,317 You got it. 178 00:08:32,318 --> 00:08:33,418 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 179 00:08:33,419 --> 00:08:35,312 LINDSAY: Hello? 180 00:08:35,313 --> 00:08:37,584 Hello. It's me, Lindsay. 181 00:08:37,585 --> 00:08:40,169 (LAUGHING): Taco night! 182 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:43,127 I'm so excited. I brought "Patron" 183 00:08:43,128 --> 00:08:44,840 and some limes for margaritas. 184 00:08:44,841 --> 00:08:46,547 Lindsay, I didn't know you were coming. 185 00:08:46,548 --> 00:08:51,936 What? I'm morgue-ified. Gretchen, you forgot you invited me, you spaz. 186 00:08:51,937 --> 00:08:54,071 No sweat. I'll just set another plate. 187 00:08:54,072 --> 00:08:56,407 (WHISPERING): What the hell are you doing? 188 00:08:56,408 --> 00:08:58,742 Making sure you don't ruin this kid. 189 00:08:58,743 --> 00:09:01,313 It's bad enough she's so not cute. 190 00:09:01,314 --> 00:09:03,347 She doesn't need some selfish adult 191 00:09:03,348 --> 00:09:05,349 giving her abandonment issues on top of everything else. 192 00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:07,084 I'm gonna set you on fire. 193 00:09:07,085 --> 00:09:09,798 Try it, short-round. 194 00:09:09,799 --> 00:09:12,924 Want Auntie Lindsay to show you how to do your hair 195 00:09:12,925 --> 00:09:14,425 to minimize... 196 00:09:14,426 --> 00:09:16,705 - help your face? - Okay. 197 00:09:16,706 --> 00:09:18,762 Tacos are ready. Let's chow. 198 00:09:18,763 --> 00:09:21,350 Shit, yeah! Hard shells. 199 00:09:24,385 --> 00:09:26,362 - WOMAN: Bye, Max. - See ya. 200 00:09:26,363 --> 00:09:27,364 Later. 201 00:09:30,392 --> 00:09:31,994 Mmm. 202 00:09:35,297 --> 00:09:37,076 - ? Ladies and gentlemen ? - ? Yeah ? 203 00:09:38,834 --> 00:09:40,785 ? One thousand ? 204 00:09:40,786 --> 00:09:43,306 ? Biz busy on the boards ? 205 00:09:44,306 --> 00:09:46,323 ? Mm-hmm ? 206 00:09:46,324 --> 00:09:48,159 ? Nah, they tired of waitin, ' they say ? 207 00:09:48,160 --> 00:09:50,060 ? Crae, you sold your soul, man, your soul, man ? 208 00:09:50,061 --> 00:09:53,198 ? For real? Who bought it? ? 209 00:09:53,199 --> 00:09:55,000 ? Let the Spirit take control, man ? 210 00:09:55,001 --> 00:09:57,035 ? Control, man, control, man ? 211 00:09:57,036 --> 00:09:58,931 ? I don't go nowhere without Him ? 212 00:09:58,932 --> 00:10:01,506 ? They scared that I'm-a cause these babies to stumble ? 213 00:10:01,507 --> 00:10:03,375 ? They scared that my integrity is gon' crumble ? 214 00:10:03,376 --> 00:10:05,377 ? Appreciate the prayers, but all that pressure ? 215 00:10:05,378 --> 00:10:06,977 ? Either gon' make you humble ? 216 00:10:06,978 --> 00:10:08,546 ? Or make you hang out on the sidelines ? 217 00:10:08,547 --> 00:10:11,148 ? And fear you gon' fumble, put me in, coach ? 218 00:10:11,149 --> 00:10:13,345 ? Ain't out here flexin' for nobody, I was born to do it ? 219 00:10:13,346 --> 00:10:15,486 ? God don't make mistakes and say I'm sorry ? 220 00:10:15,487 --> 00:10:16,987 ? He ain't never dropped the ball ? 221 00:10:16,988 --> 00:10:18,390 ? I don't never plan to fumble ? 222 00:10:18,391 --> 00:10:19,719 ? Catch me runnin' with them lions ? 223 00:10:19,720 --> 00:10:21,286 ? Reggie Bushin' in the jungle... ? 224 00:10:21,287 --> 00:10:24,862 (INDISTINCT CHATTER AND LAUGHING) 225 00:10:24,863 --> 00:10:26,883 ? ? 226 00:10:33,855 --> 00:10:36,440 DUTCH: Mmm. 227 00:10:36,441 --> 00:10:38,008 Mmm. Mm-hmm. 228 00:10:38,009 --> 00:10:39,410 Bro. 229 00:10:39,411 --> 00:10:41,880 - What are you doing here? - Don't "bro" me. 230 00:10:41,881 --> 00:10:43,934 Why are you feeding ravioli to Dutch? 231 00:10:43,935 --> 00:10:45,978 Oh, actually, just one is a raviolo. 232 00:10:45,979 --> 00:10:48,520 I know that! Why would you think I don't know that? 233 00:10:48,521 --> 00:10:49,954 I thought you were working all night. 234 00:10:49,955 --> 00:10:51,890 I am. Dutch and I are researching 235 00:10:51,891 --> 00:10:54,125 a cooking class sketch for Doug. 236 00:10:54,126 --> 00:10:56,026 Nothing funny has happened yet, 237 00:10:56,027 --> 00:10:58,262 but that couple over there is clearly here 238 00:10:58,263 --> 00:11:01,366 as a Hail Mary before their divorce. 239 00:11:01,367 --> 00:11:03,467 Look, Doug wanted me to keep this on the DL, 240 00:11:03,468 --> 00:11:05,789 but he asked me to mentor Dutch. 241 00:11:05,790 --> 00:11:07,871 He's a terrible receptionist, 242 00:11:07,872 --> 00:11:09,607 but Doug's too nice to fire anyone, 243 00:11:09,608 --> 00:11:11,876 so he wants to transition him into being a writer. 244 00:11:11,877 --> 00:11:13,578 So... 245 00:11:13,579 --> 00:11:17,114 you and Dutch aren't just hanging out for fun? 246 00:11:17,115 --> 00:11:18,916 Come on, like I'd hang out with this doof? 247 00:11:18,917 --> 00:11:20,884 Ha. Yeah. 248 00:11:20,885 --> 00:11:22,319 Wait, what? 249 00:11:22,320 --> 00:11:24,700 Okay, well, um... Hey, you want to kick it tomorrow? 250 00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:27,625 Bringing Dutch up to speed is gonna be an all-consuming task. 251 00:11:27,626 --> 00:11:29,445 I won't be able to hang for a while. 252 00:11:31,178 --> 00:11:32,597 But I know Doug. 253 00:11:32,598 --> 00:11:34,565 Pretty soon he'll get distracted. 254 00:11:34,566 --> 00:11:37,167 He'll start his training for the U.S. Archery Team 255 00:11:37,168 --> 00:11:39,436 or writing his column for Mother Jones, 256 00:11:39,437 --> 00:11:41,105 and we'll be back together. 257 00:11:41,106 --> 00:11:42,906 Okay, yeah. 258 00:11:42,907 --> 00:11:45,193 - Sorry for being weird. - It's okay. 259 00:11:46,961 --> 00:11:48,346 DUTCH: Okay, new theory: 260 00:11:48,347 --> 00:11:50,257 That's actually his mistress. 261 00:11:50,258 --> 00:11:52,416 See how he's got a ring on but she doesn't? 262 00:11:52,417 --> 00:11:54,018 Oh, shit. 263 00:11:54,019 --> 00:11:55,654 Little Dutch Boy strikes again. 264 00:11:55,655 --> 00:11:57,988 Yes. Great nickname. 265 00:11:57,989 --> 00:12:00,009 Yeah. 266 00:12:03,670 --> 00:12:07,096 - (INDISTINCT SHOUTING IN MOVIE) - Ah. Come on. 267 00:12:11,506 --> 00:12:13,490 That is ridiculous. 268 00:12:13,491 --> 00:12:15,826 Why would the robot play football? 269 00:12:15,827 --> 00:12:18,495 Tackling a human would violate the first law of robotics. 270 00:12:18,496 --> 00:12:20,731 - Shh. - Oh, d... 271 00:12:20,732 --> 00:12:22,607 - J... - (WOMAN SIGHS) 272 00:12:24,554 --> 00:12:25,848 Sorry. 273 00:12:26,905 --> 00:12:28,925 (SHOUTING IN MOVIE) 274 00:12:34,279 --> 00:12:36,472 So, when I first moved to L.A., 275 00:12:36,473 --> 00:12:38,716 this dude told me that the Griffith Observatory 276 00:12:38,717 --> 00:12:40,184 was Alex Trebek's house. 277 00:12:40,185 --> 00:12:42,519 - Mm. - I believed him for years. 278 00:12:42,520 --> 00:12:44,255 I can't tell you how many people I told, 279 00:12:44,256 --> 00:12:46,723 - "That's Alex Trebek's house." - GRETCHEN: Trebek sucks. 280 00:12:46,724 --> 00:12:48,959 Pat and Vanna forever. 281 00:12:48,960 --> 00:12:51,195 You love Wheel, don't you, Liv? 282 00:12:51,196 --> 00:12:53,063 Always select the "T" first. 283 00:12:53,064 --> 00:12:55,699 The most commonly used letters spell out "eat irons." 284 00:12:55,700 --> 00:12:57,936 Solve the puzzle as soon as you know it, 285 00:12:57,937 --> 00:13:00,605 and spinning for extra thousands isn't worth the risk. 286 00:13:00,606 --> 00:13:02,974 - Good girl. - All right, girlie. 287 00:13:02,975 --> 00:13:04,408 Bedtime for Bonzo. 288 00:13:04,409 --> 00:13:06,536 Ten more minutes. 289 00:13:08,262 --> 00:13:10,547 Fine. 290 00:13:10,548 --> 00:13:13,118 All right, I have to oversee this bedtime situation, 291 00:13:13,119 --> 00:13:16,254 or she'll sit on the toilet and read till her butt falls off. 292 00:13:16,255 --> 00:13:19,406 - (WHISPERING): Nerd. - Lindsay, I'm so glad you came over. 293 00:13:19,407 --> 00:13:21,826 - You can really house some tacos. - Thanks. 294 00:13:21,827 --> 00:13:23,761 I taught myself how to breathe through my nose 295 00:13:23,762 --> 00:13:26,114 - so I could chew longer. - (LINDSAY AND BOONE LAUGH) 296 00:13:30,226 --> 00:13:31,644 Good night, Gretchen. 297 00:13:32,938 --> 00:13:34,138 BOONE: All right, come on. 298 00:13:35,243 --> 00:13:36,573 See? 299 00:13:36,574 --> 00:13:39,743 Everything's fine. Everyone's healthy. 300 00:13:39,744 --> 00:13:43,013 We're just hanging out (WHISPERING): like people. 301 00:13:43,014 --> 00:13:44,816 You were right. I'm sorry. 302 00:13:44,817 --> 00:13:47,585 It's just, you're here so often, I got jealous. 303 00:13:47,586 --> 00:13:50,254 But, honestly, seeing the two of you together... 304 00:13:51,064 --> 00:13:52,523 is really cute. 305 00:13:53,974 --> 00:13:57,202 Well, I'm out. Priscilla's really laying on 306 00:13:57,203 --> 00:13:59,147 the night work lately. 307 00:14:01,882 --> 00:14:05,135 Hey... I love you. 308 00:14:05,136 --> 00:14:06,603 I love you, too. 309 00:14:06,604 --> 00:14:08,124 Thank you for trusting me. 310 00:14:22,637 --> 00:14:24,640 (SIGHS) 311 00:14:25,873 --> 00:14:27,266 BOY: Hey, Jimmy. 312 00:14:28,977 --> 00:14:32,963 And my hallucinations are Irish. Perfect. 313 00:14:33,731 --> 00:14:35,699 No, Spirit. 314 00:14:35,700 --> 00:14:38,235 I'm not the racist Shive-Overly you're after. 315 00:14:38,236 --> 00:14:39,837 You'll find old Ronnie's ashes 316 00:14:39,838 --> 00:14:41,923 spread over Tony Shalhoub's succulents. 317 00:14:44,825 --> 00:14:46,244 Neighbor boy. 318 00:14:46,245 --> 00:14:47,879 We all figured you for dead. 319 00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,647 Turns out my missing dad's been here 320 00:14:49,648 --> 00:14:51,149 at O'Callaghan's this whole time. 321 00:14:51,150 --> 00:14:54,318 So now I'm working nights to pay off his bar tab. 322 00:14:54,319 --> 00:14:57,388 Life's tough, but it'll be over eventually. 323 00:14:57,980 --> 00:14:59,215 How've you been, Jimmy? 324 00:14:59,216 --> 00:15:03,134 Life is a festering wound, my boy. 325 00:15:03,135 --> 00:15:04,940 You enjoy your youth. 326 00:15:04,941 --> 00:15:06,896 It's all downhill from here. 327 00:15:06,897 --> 00:15:09,218 Oh, no. It gets worse? 328 00:15:20,575 --> 00:15:21,968 Thanks, Jimmy. 329 00:15:30,771 --> 00:15:32,472 I got my car booze. 330 00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:35,101 You're lucky I keep it handy now. 331 00:15:41,502 --> 00:15:44,010 I came back to town to face the music. 332 00:15:45,766 --> 00:15:47,443 But it didn't want to face me. 333 00:15:48,956 --> 00:15:50,741 Let's go play pinball. 334 00:15:50,742 --> 00:15:52,094 Bah. 335 00:15:56,689 --> 00:15:58,875 - Hello, Edgar. - Not today, Satan. 336 00:16:01,102 --> 00:16:03,305 ? ? 337 00:16:04,738 --> 00:16:06,994 - What?! - Shh...! 338 00:16:06,995 --> 00:16:08,058 I'm a grouch. 339 00:16:08,059 --> 00:16:09,393 Why are you in my trash? 340 00:16:09,394 --> 00:16:11,219 I have to tell you something. 341 00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,931 You have to break up with Gretchen. 342 00:16:12,932 --> 00:16:14,965 - What? Why? - For Olivia. 343 00:16:14,966 --> 00:16:18,068 I saw how she was looking at Gretchen tonight. She loves her. 344 00:16:18,069 --> 00:16:20,137 And Gretchen is such a toxic need-ball. 345 00:16:20,138 --> 00:16:23,048 She's just gonna keep getting closer and closer, 346 00:16:23,049 --> 00:16:24,241 and one day she's gonna realize 347 00:16:24,242 --> 00:16:26,143 you're actually kind of basic, 348 00:16:26,144 --> 00:16:29,080 and she'll disappear, and you'll start dating John Stamos... 349 00:16:29,081 --> 00:16:30,314 - John Stamos? - And it's going 350 00:16:30,315 --> 00:16:32,491 to break Olivia's little fool heart. 351 00:16:33,184 --> 00:16:34,451 Her heart is going to break. 352 00:16:34,452 --> 00:16:36,921 I'm sorry, but your girlfriend's not a solid person. 353 00:16:36,922 --> 00:16:38,479 I know that. 354 00:16:38,480 --> 00:16:40,236 She barely showers. 355 00:16:40,237 --> 00:16:43,271 And she steals Olivia's desserts from her lunch box. 356 00:16:43,272 --> 00:16:44,651 But I like her. 357 00:16:44,652 --> 00:16:46,763 And she likes me. And I know 358 00:16:46,764 --> 00:16:49,500 what I'm getting into, because I'm an adult. 359 00:16:49,501 --> 00:16:52,227 And you're a girl in a trash can. 360 00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:55,891 And you don't know anything about our relationship. 361 00:16:57,663 --> 00:16:59,795 Well, there's one thing you don't know: 362 00:16:59,796 --> 00:17:01,896 Gretchen's not over Jimmy. 363 00:17:03,615 --> 00:17:04,807 He could pick up the phone, 364 00:17:04,808 --> 00:17:06,535 and she'd be at his house in two seconds. 365 00:17:08,427 --> 00:17:09,904 Get out of my trash and go home. 366 00:17:12,207 --> 00:17:14,209 ? ? 367 00:17:30,357 --> 00:17:33,869 - Do you have taco meat in your mouth? - No. 368 00:17:33,870 --> 00:17:35,547 Move in with me. 369 00:17:35,548 --> 00:17:37,147 (SWALLOWS) 370 00:17:37,807 --> 00:17:40,068 (TREMBLING): Um... okay. 371 00:17:41,503 --> 00:17:42,905 (GRETCHEN GASPS) 372 00:17:43,904 --> 00:17:46,040 (BOTH LAUGH SOFTLY) 373 00:17:48,843 --> 00:17:50,845 ? ? 374 00:17:53,180 --> 00:17:56,233 JIMMY: Los Angeles is dead. 375 00:17:56,234 --> 00:17:59,169 It's a quartz mausoleum of vape shops, 376 00:17:59,170 --> 00:18:00,872 YouTube Red billboards 377 00:18:00,873 --> 00:18:02,339 and poke restaurants. 378 00:18:02,340 --> 00:18:05,242 And, as I discovered so viscerally today, 379 00:18:05,243 --> 00:18:08,141 everything that used to be fun is no longer so. 380 00:18:08,142 --> 00:18:10,581 You think maybe it's Gretchen? Like... 381 00:18:10,582 --> 00:18:13,050 after her, you now can't enjoy it without her? 382 00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,756 They're offering me a multi-book deal, 383 00:18:14,757 --> 00:18:16,876 writing the Peach Quadrilogy. 384 00:18:16,877 --> 00:18:19,473 Luckily, I can write anywhere. 385 00:18:21,942 --> 00:18:25,362 I told you, Edgar, the city is ruined for me. 386 00:18:26,272 --> 00:18:27,755 It's time to go. 387 00:18:27,756 --> 00:18:29,533 Whoa. 388 00:18:29,534 --> 00:18:31,903 Are you gonna tell Gretchen? 389 00:18:31,904 --> 00:18:34,477 Nope. She's done with me, 390 00:18:34,478 --> 00:18:36,398 and she doesn't care anymore. 391 00:18:39,740 --> 00:18:43,411 I don't want you to go, but I won't try to stop you. 392 00:18:48,033 --> 00:18:49,419 Thank you. 393 00:18:49,420 --> 00:18:51,959 In the Paktika Province, I was supposed to go AWOL 394 00:18:51,960 --> 00:18:53,993 with my battle buddy Bowe, but... 395 00:18:53,994 --> 00:18:55,945 he ditched me while I was in the crapper. 396 00:18:58,184 --> 00:19:00,431 Everyone goes away eventually. 397 00:19:04,952 --> 00:19:07,070 And now I'm losing Max. 398 00:19:07,071 --> 00:19:10,073 That dainty little worm-boy with the tiny mustache? 399 00:19:10,074 --> 00:19:11,517 Doug split us up. 400 00:19:13,552 --> 00:19:15,721 I should just find a new partner. 401 00:19:16,916 --> 00:19:19,316 Unless you think I should talk to Doug about it. 402 00:19:19,317 --> 00:19:20,917 Listen, Edgar, 403 00:19:20,918 --> 00:19:24,387 the only person you can truly rely on is yourself. 404 00:19:24,388 --> 00:19:26,023 My best advice would be 405 00:19:26,024 --> 00:19:29,610 to accept your new reality and... move on. 406 00:19:35,949 --> 00:19:38,301 Also, my thanking you for not trying to stop me 407 00:19:38,302 --> 00:19:40,604 is in no way an admission that you could stop me, 408 00:19:40,605 --> 00:19:43,140 as you have no influence over my actions whatsoever. 409 00:19:43,141 --> 00:19:44,392 Obviously. 410 00:19:59,107 --> 00:20:01,592 Bro, I think you left the pizza in your car. 411 00:20:01,593 --> 00:20:03,945 No, I'm-I'm not the pizza guy. 412 00:20:05,936 --> 00:20:07,720 Doug, it's me, Edgar. 413 00:20:07,721 --> 00:20:09,189 I work for you. 414 00:20:09,190 --> 00:20:10,868 Marketing? 415 00:20:10,869 --> 00:20:12,967 Nano Communications? 416 00:20:12,968 --> 00:20:14,613 (WHISPERS): Black Ops? 417 00:20:15,612 --> 00:20:17,371 Oh, right, the show. 418 00:20:17,372 --> 00:20:19,766 - Guido Baby guy. - Listen, I came to, 419 00:20:19,767 --> 00:20:21,534 uh, tell you that... 420 00:20:21,535 --> 00:20:23,564 (EXHALES) you're ruining my life. 421 00:20:23,565 --> 00:20:26,906 - Oh, no. - I've never had a friend like Max. 422 00:20:26,907 --> 00:20:29,229 He's the only person who's ever treated me like an equal. 423 00:20:29,230 --> 00:20:31,813 He sees something in me I didn't know was there. 424 00:20:31,814 --> 00:20:33,815 And just when we were really getting 425 00:20:33,816 --> 00:20:35,717 to that next level of intimacy, 426 00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:37,418 you split us up! I mean... 427 00:20:37,419 --> 00:20:40,188 are you really so threatened by our talent? 428 00:20:40,189 --> 00:20:42,509 (TREMBLING EXHALE) 429 00:20:43,509 --> 00:20:44,810 Edgar... 430 00:20:45,436 --> 00:20:47,188 I am so ashamed. 431 00:20:48,147 --> 00:20:50,331 You get to a certain point in your career 432 00:20:50,332 --> 00:20:51,566 where you think you're safe, 433 00:20:51,567 --> 00:20:54,168 and then one day, inevitably, 434 00:20:54,169 --> 00:20:57,079 you look up and see Mozart in the rearview mirror... 435 00:20:57,990 --> 00:20:59,240 and you realize: 436 00:20:59,241 --> 00:21:02,677 Holy shit, I'm Salieri! 437 00:21:02,678 --> 00:21:06,180 Your scary talent has me so spooked 438 00:21:06,181 --> 00:21:09,584 that I've been punishing you when I should be elevating you. 439 00:21:10,183 --> 00:21:11,619 Well, I-I didn't mean it like that. 440 00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:13,221 Not another word. 441 00:21:13,222 --> 00:21:14,857 I'm giving you a promotion. 442 00:21:14,858 --> 00:21:16,650 Now, I don't want you to freak out, 443 00:21:17,301 --> 00:21:19,637 but hell, kid, you deserve it. 444 00:21:20,262 --> 00:21:21,596 Edgar... 445 00:21:21,597 --> 00:21:24,233 you're the on-set writer now. 446 00:21:24,234 --> 00:21:26,267 What?! Oh, my G... 447 00:21:26,268 --> 00:21:27,802 Wow. Thank you. 448 00:21:27,803 --> 00:21:29,944 Uh, but what about Max? 449 00:21:29,945 --> 00:21:31,874 Max isn't ready. 450 00:21:31,875 --> 00:21:33,474 You are. 451 00:21:33,475 --> 00:21:34,943 Great. Okay. 452 00:21:34,944 --> 00:21:36,945 I will not let you down. 453 00:21:36,946 --> 00:21:38,813 When do I start? 454 00:21:38,814 --> 00:21:41,848 Right now. That Inappropriate Gravedigger sketch 455 00:21:41,849 --> 00:21:43,484 you wrote for Paul F. Tompkins? 456 00:21:43,485 --> 00:21:45,553 - Mm-hmm. - I'm shooting it overnight in Downey. 457 00:21:45,554 --> 00:21:48,489 - Mm. - So take the 710 to the 105, 458 00:21:48,490 --> 00:21:50,584 look for the yellow signs. 459 00:21:50,585 --> 00:21:53,494 So brave of you to show up at my house 460 00:21:53,495 --> 00:21:56,816 at 9:00 on a weeknight to yell at me about your job. 461 00:21:57,916 --> 00:21:59,801 You're gonna go far in this town 462 00:21:59,802 --> 00:22:01,922 with that kind of political savvy. 463 00:22:04,589 --> 00:22:06,992 DOUG: Tova! Pizza's here! 464 00:22:13,298 --> 00:22:15,301 (SNORING SOFTLY) 465 00:22:21,941 --> 00:22:24,277 (SNORING CONTINUES) 466 00:22:35,954 --> 00:22:38,457 ? ? 467 00:22:56,307 --> 00:22:59,360 ? ? 468 00:22:59,361 --> 00:23:02,525 ? In spite of being ? 469 00:23:02,526 --> 00:23:05,565 ? So late ? 470 00:23:05,566 --> 00:23:07,821 ? To the game ? 471 00:23:08,988 --> 00:23:11,973 ? I won't ? 472 00:23:11,974 --> 00:23:14,327 ? Fight fate ? 473 00:23:15,394 --> 00:23:17,646 ? It's now ? 474 00:23:17,647 --> 00:23:20,515 ? Too late ? 475 00:23:20,516 --> 00:23:21,983 ? The binds ? 476 00:23:21,984 --> 00:23:24,986 ? That break and shatter off ? 477 00:23:24,987 --> 00:23:27,989 ? When you fall down ? 478 00:23:27,990 --> 00:23:30,024 ? From the top ? 479 00:23:30,025 --> 00:23:33,230 ? And your heart stops... ? 480 00:23:33,231 --> 00:23:37,733 Sync and corrections by btsix www.addic7ed.com 481 00:23:37,734 --> 00:23:39,719 ? Used to be ? 482 00:23:39,720 --> 00:23:43,037 ? The one ? 483 00:23:43,038 --> 00:23:46,074 ? That knew me ? 484 00:23:46,075 --> 00:23:49,028 ? Saw through me ? 485 00:23:50,628 --> 00:23:52,680 ? Used to be ? 486 00:23:52,681 --> 00:23:56,350 ? The one ? 487 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:58,853 ? That ? 488 00:23:58,854 --> 00:24:03,392 ? Knew me ? 489 00:24:03,393 --> 00:24:06,012 ? 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