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(moaning)
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(sighs)
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(moaning)
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I'm gonna suck on your toes.
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- Do it.
- (moans)
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- Oh, my God!
- What?
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(gagging)
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Oh, stop.
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Skiing is rough on the feet.
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Skiing?! It looks like
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these things got caught
in the gears of a clock.
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This is crazy.
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I was just about to let you rawdog me
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on my bar with my foot in your mouth.
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Yeah, the foot part's not happening.
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Neither is the other part.
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- What?
- I've had enough drunken,
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sloppy hookups to last me a lifetime.
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Oh, so the stories about sex
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in the Winter Olympic Village are true?
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It's like a rap video from the '90s,
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except everyone's pale
and has pins in their legs.
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Listen, I'm going up
to my cabin later today.
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If we're gonna do this, let's do it right.
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I'll pick you up at 5:00.
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Okay.
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Oh, hey, um, don't knock.
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I'll just meet you outside.
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- It's my roommate.
- Shh. I get it.
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(birds singing)
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I'm gonna leave you anyway
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I'm gonna leave you anyway
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Gonna leave you anyway.
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Sync and corrections by explosiveskull
www.addic7ed.com
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(sputtering)
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(sputtering, humming)
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Tall Nathan called.
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They're renting my room.
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I have to clear out my stuff this week.
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Are you okay?
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Yeah, I guess.
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You've been great about
letting me crash with you,
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but it's time to get my own place.
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Wow, it's so sad.
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I'm 33, and I'm excited
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about living in a shitty
studio in Koreatown.
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- What are you doing?
- (sighs)
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I'm trying to forge a connection
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with each audience member beforehand.
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(laughs)
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Oh, you're not doing a bit.
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I really hope he likes the show.
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He saw a bad production of The
Caucasian Chalk Circle once.
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It ruined his entire summer.
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Hey.
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You get to be selfish today.
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I know, but...
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this is the first chance
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for Jimmy to see me as something else.
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Improv is the only thing I've ever done
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that I've been really proud of.
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What about Iraq?
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One night after a bunch
of us went drinking,
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we came across these
locals playing Mheibes.
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Okay, well, have a good show!
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Hi.
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Shh. These decals are
tricky to apply straight.
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You should have seen the
mess I made of the dolphin.
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It looked like a scene
from The Cove.
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The other night, I almost died.
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Uh-huh.
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As I stood there,
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cold steel pressed against
the side of my head,
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seconds from oblivion... Well...
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a traumatic event like that
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makes you reevaluate your relationships.
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So...
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here.
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- What is that?
- The key
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to the Tupperman's house.
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You used to baby-sit for them.
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Where did you find this?
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I was desperate for a place to
make out with Kenny Van Dzingel,
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so I stole their key from your room.
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You got me fired!
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Mom took away
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my Tamagotchi!
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It starved to death, Lindsay. Starved!
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I've been such a bad sister.
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I am so, so,
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so sorry.
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I want to be better to
everyone, especially you.
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I love you.
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- Oh!
- What?
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I guess the baby loves the
sound of you apologizing. Feel.
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Now, while you're on an apology tour,
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have you apologized to Paul for
dragging things out for so long?
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- I can't. It's too hard.
- Hey.
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You bravely apologized to me
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for how you've been a totally really
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shitty sister for our entire lives.
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If you can do that, you can let go of Paul.
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(sighs)
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You never told me.
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Am I gonna be an aunt or an uncle?
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No, Linds, you-you...
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The doctor wrote it down in this envelope.
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Oh. We're saving the reveal
for the big baby shower.
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We don't even know.
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But from the length of my
mucus, I do have a guess.
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Can you not talk about mucus?
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I just had a lot of very
questionable yogurt toppings.
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I thought you were staying
at Lindsay's indefinitely.
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Do you want to talk?
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Okay. Well, judging from the
things you said last time,
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I'm assuming you didn't come for me.
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Unless you did.
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Which is something you could
confirm or deny right now
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with a grunt.
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Or a twitch, really.
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Gretchen?
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(gasps) Do you know what?
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You are being dramatic and self-pitying,
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and, frankly, it's unbecoming.
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Just snap out of it.
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Just stop it, Gretchen. Just...
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(clapping) Stop it!
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So that's it, is it?
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You're done?
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Well, fine.
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I'm leaving town for a few days.
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(phone buzzes)
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_
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This is ridiculous!
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If you don't want me to talk
to you, why did you return?
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(phone buzzing)
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_
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Are you not even slightly curious
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where I might be going, hmm?
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'Cause you wouldn't like it.
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Not at all.
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(phone buzzing)
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_
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All right, now you've
really cheesed me off.
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This is my house!
I'm not going anywhere.
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- (phone buzzing)
- No!
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Not reading any more texts.
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In fact, I'm gonna block you.
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And in doing so, I've
inadvertently read your text.
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_
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I did not think this out properly.
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Well, that's the last one.
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If you want to communicate,
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then you can just talk to
me with your dumb mouth.
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What are you doing?
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If you're not gonna talk to me,
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then you can talk to your friends.
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Your contacts make no sense.
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"Weird cummer?" "Racist but hot?"
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Eight that just say, "Do not answer."
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Henry Rollins?
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Don't call him. Don't call anyone.
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Well, then get up and stop me.
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_
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SAM: Dang. That's spooky.
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She's just staring at nothing.
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Just like one of them Peaky Blinders.
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Okay, I haven't watched it yet.
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Jaclyn got us watching Rectify.
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Oh, yeah, yeah.
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I don't know.
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I'm sorry I gave you scabies.
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I'm sorry I left you alone
at that party with Moby.
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Your mother didn't
needlessly and recklessly
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vaccinate you, did she?
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Want to hear a joke?
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I know exactly how you feel.
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It's like, what's the point of it all?
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I, uh...
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I forgot my joke.
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I have this friend, Kasia,
who was in the dumps, too.
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She was sleeping in an abandoned
apartment in Novokuznetsk,
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living off potato water
and Ukrainian candy, but...
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you should see her now.
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(chuckles, sighs)
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Some of the most legendary geniuses
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of our time suffer from depression.
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David Foster Wallace,
Hemingway, Spalding Grey,
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Boner from Growing Pains.
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What?!
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- Seriously?
- Mm-hmm.
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- All of them?
- (whispers): All of them.
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My dad looks just like you do right now.
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Last week, he didn't come out
of his room for three days,
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so I had a mustard sandwich for dinner.
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And so that's why I founded
my anti-vaccine group.
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Because I realized I really
have to give back, you know?
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And, also, it's just not about me anymore.
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And, also, can you imagine
how hard my life would be
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if my baby came out...?
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I'm sorry. During The
Rock of Love auditions,
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I called you a "poor man's Isla Fischer."
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"Oh, great, they opened a pudding stand
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next to the taxidermy school."
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Who cares?
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Now she drives an Alpina.
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I only drive a seven series!
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She's got a gold Apple watch!
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That heartless, tyrannical bitch.
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Even Boner?
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Even Boner.
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It ain't even real acting.
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You just be, like,
"Yeah, my car broke down."
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Then you nut a dude or two
while they drive the van around,
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and they give you, like, 65 bucks!
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Free money, basically.
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What if we, like, just got a group together
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and went to the Ace, Palm Springs?
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Lexi won't care.
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Plus... I have a separate credit card.
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My dad gave it to me for emergencies.
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I guess I'm not exactly sure
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what I'm supposed to be doing here.
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LINDSAY: And I'm sorry
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about that one time we were camping,
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and I told you a bear
pooped in your sleeping bag.
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There was no bear.
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(applause and cheering)
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Thank you for coming to the 101 class show
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for our baby improvisers.
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We know that there are other things
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that you could be doing at
3:00 p.m. on a Wednesday,
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- like working...
- (laughter)
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...or watching Maury Povich,
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masturbating, masturbating while
watching Maury Povich.
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I like when they're not the
dad, and then they immediately
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jump into the audience and
start high-fiving everyone.
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And then, the mom's, like, "No,
I thought he was the dad!"
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Anyway, please welcome our 101 class!
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- (applause)
- Oh, babies!
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(applause and cheering)
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All right, all right, we're
starting with speed scenes.
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I need a location. Yell it out.
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Train station!
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- (applause and cheering)
- I heard "train station."
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Oh, gee, I hope the train comes soon.
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I can't wait to get to get
to my job at the bomb factory.
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Extra! Extra! Japan surrenders.
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The war is over! Ha.
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Oops. Well, back to the kitchen for me.
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(laughter)
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(applause and cheering)
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Wow. That is offensive.
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I am totally not blind.
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(laughter)
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(Bronx accent): Hey, yo, watch it!
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I'm a baby over here!
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Oh!
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- Hey, yo, Bill.
- Yeah, Carl?
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I think it's really cool
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when the lady feeds me
from her boob, ya know?
263
00:11:43,546 --> 00:11:45,296
Yeah, I like that, too.
264
00:11:46,558 --> 00:11:48,174
Aw, yeah.
265
00:11:48,212 --> 00:11:50,913
I just pooped myself.
266
00:11:51,342 --> 00:11:53,179
Noyce.
267
00:11:56,728 --> 00:12:00,863
- (cheering, laughing)
- Uh, oh, oh...
268
00:12:00,930 --> 00:12:02,262
Oh...
269
00:12:02,411 --> 00:12:05,295
270
00:12:05,482 --> 00:12:07,246
Thank you all so much!
271
00:12:07,281 --> 00:12:08,760
Thank you so much for coming.
272
00:12:08,795 --> 00:12:11,600
Please stick around for
beer and wine in the lobby.
273
00:12:11,700 --> 00:12:12,418
What?
274
00:12:12,453 --> 00:12:13,900
I'm not the father?
275
00:12:13,935 --> 00:12:15,472
Yeah!
276
00:12:15,507 --> 00:12:17,007
(whooping, applause)
277
00:12:17,092 --> 00:12:19,676
278
00:12:20,027 --> 00:12:21,214
Yes!
279
00:12:21,249 --> 00:12:21,949
Yes!
280
00:12:21,984 --> 00:12:24,014
Oh, yes! Yes!
281
00:12:24,161 --> 00:12:25,911
- (laughs)
- Yes!
282
00:12:31,378 --> 00:12:33,544
That was great!
283
00:12:40,499 --> 00:12:41,782
284
00:12:42,048 --> 00:12:43,119
Yeah!
285
00:12:43,154 --> 00:12:44,229
(laughs)
286
00:12:44,264 --> 00:12:45,869
(giggling)
287
00:12:46,441 --> 00:12:49,132
Your chicken-wing is
improving by leaps and bounds.
288
00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,384
I've got a good teacher.
289
00:12:50,419 --> 00:12:52,459
(laughs)
290
00:12:52,614 --> 00:12:53,271
(watch beeping)
291
00:12:53,306 --> 00:12:55,332
Oh, zorp!
292
00:12:55,367 --> 00:12:56,958
The parking meter's almost out.
293
00:12:56,993 --> 00:12:58,349
I'll be back in a jiff.
294
00:12:58,384 --> 00:13:00,303
Then, I want a mancala rematch.
295
00:13:00,338 --> 00:13:03,645
Oh, someone's a glutton for punishment.
296
00:13:08,877 --> 00:13:11,229
- (gasps) Oh.
- Let me ask you something.
297
00:13:11,264 --> 00:13:13,641
Do you really love Paul?
298
00:13:13,676 --> 00:13:15,318
I-I feel for you.
299
00:13:15,353 --> 00:13:16,819
You had the perfect man
300
00:13:16,854 --> 00:13:19,674
and you didn't appreciate him.
301
00:13:19,709 --> 00:13:21,794
But to answer your question,
302
00:13:21,829 --> 00:13:22,706
yes.
303
00:13:22,791 --> 00:13:24,192
I do love him.
304
00:13:24,227 --> 00:13:26,767
Unequivocally, to the end of the galaxy...
305
00:13:26,802 --> 00:13:28,771
which is ever-expanding,
306
00:13:28,806 --> 00:13:31,720
so, technically, not
an actual place, but...
307
00:13:31,755 --> 00:13:33,417
You just talked back to me.
308
00:13:33,502 --> 00:13:34,994
Never do it again,
309
00:13:35,029 --> 00:13:36,076
but that's good.
310
00:13:36,111 --> 00:13:38,424
Paul needs someone who can defend him.
311
00:13:38,459 --> 00:13:40,866
He's kind of a marshmallow.
312
00:13:40,928 --> 00:13:43,438
And that's the difference
between you and me:
313
00:13:43,473 --> 00:13:45,342
I love that about him.
314
00:13:48,022 --> 00:13:49,182
Here.
315
00:13:49,268 --> 00:13:50,982
I signed them.
316
00:13:51,879 --> 00:13:53,178
(sighs)
317
00:13:53,368 --> 00:13:55,401
He's yours.
318
00:13:55,436 --> 00:13:56,889
Wow.
319
00:13:56,924 --> 00:13:58,589
Thanks.
320
00:13:58,624 --> 00:14:00,525
Why... why are they sticky?
321
00:14:00,560 --> 00:14:02,072
Take care of him, okay?
322
00:14:02,107 --> 00:14:02,994
Make sure he puts on
323
00:14:03,029 --> 00:14:04,681
that super-tight sweatshirt
324
00:14:04,716 --> 00:14:06,661
if there's a thunderstorm.
325
00:14:06,696 --> 00:14:09,273
The pressure reduces his anxiety.
326
00:14:09,308 --> 00:14:10,641
I know.
327
00:14:17,081 --> 00:14:20,119
That's for stealing my husband.
328
00:14:37,199 --> 00:14:38,923
Relationships are tough, Jimmy.
329
00:14:39,013 --> 00:14:40,454
My mom has a new boyfriend.
330
00:14:40,489 --> 00:14:42,202
My dad won't stop crying.
331
00:14:42,237 --> 00:14:43,436
He's been playing "Hurdy Gurdy Man"
332
00:14:43,471 --> 00:14:44,551
on repeat for days.
333
00:14:44,586 --> 00:14:45,652
It's really scary.
334
00:14:45,687 --> 00:14:46,957
Oh, that's good to hear.
335
00:14:47,042 --> 00:14:48,041
Go away.
336
00:14:54,567 --> 00:14:56,164
You're erect!
337
00:14:56,199 --> 00:14:58,330
That's amazing.
338
00:14:58,486 --> 00:14:59,929
I can't say it again.
339
00:14:59,964 --> 00:15:01,707
I can't.
340
00:15:02,178 --> 00:15:05,976
I just still can't understand.
341
00:15:06,084 --> 00:15:10,717
Can you... can you
explain it to me, please?
342
00:15:11,714 --> 00:15:16,125
I'm... scraped out.
343
00:15:16,687 --> 00:15:19,469
I'm that car we sent to Mars,
344
00:15:19,550 --> 00:15:23,609
flipped upside-down so the sun
can't reach my solar panels.
345
00:15:24,548 --> 00:15:25,251
I've always been able
346
00:15:25,286 --> 00:15:28,905
to flip myself back over eventually, but...
347
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:32,578
I ran out of times.
348
00:15:34,180 --> 00:15:38,159
This is how I am now.
349
00:15:38,327 --> 00:15:40,895
And it's not okay with you.
350
00:15:41,143 --> 00:15:43,309
Nor should it be.
351
00:15:43,817 --> 00:15:46,466
Okay.
352
00:15:47,338 --> 00:15:49,513
Well, um...
353
00:15:49,681 --> 00:15:51,918
I suppose it's-it's good
that this happened now,
354
00:15:51,953 --> 00:15:55,539
instead of, I don't know,
like, ten years down the line.
355
00:15:58,781 --> 00:16:00,197
Yeah.
356
00:16:02,256 --> 00:16:05,140
I'll be back in a couple of days.
357
00:16:06,113 --> 00:16:09,123
I'll be out by the time you get back.
358
00:16:09,604 --> 00:16:11,374
Have fun.
359
00:16:11,838 --> 00:16:13,806
You deserve it.
360
00:16:13,926 --> 00:16:15,842
Whoever she is.
361
00:16:18,062 --> 00:16:19,531
(sighs)
362
00:16:26,787 --> 00:16:28,537
363
00:16:46,972 --> 00:16:48,970
_
364
00:16:58,390 --> 00:17:00,590
365
00:17:07,373 --> 00:17:09,099
(parking brake engages)
366
00:17:09,370 --> 00:17:11,237
(phone buzzing)
367
00:17:14,644 --> 00:17:19,189
_
368
00:17:19,223 --> 00:17:26,872
_
369
00:17:26,999 --> 00:17:30,177
_
370
00:17:32,751 --> 00:17:33,994
DOROTHY: I couldn't find you!
371
00:17:34,076 --> 00:17:34,916
That was so good.
372
00:17:34,951 --> 00:17:36,005
Didn't that feel good?
373
00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:37,801
Oh, my God, your steroid
accountant character
374
00:17:37,836 --> 00:17:38,950
was hysterical.
375
00:17:39,011 --> 00:17:41,267
Who just lets someone sit
376
00:17:41,302 --> 00:17:43,912
in someone else's reserved seat?
377
00:17:43,961 --> 00:17:45,931
They give them up as soon as
the show starts, you know that.
378
00:17:45,966 --> 00:17:47,327
All I know is
379
00:17:47,362 --> 00:17:49,215
when you think someone's
here supporting you
380
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:51,084
and then they're not,
381
00:17:51,185 --> 00:17:52,586
it feels really bad.
382
00:17:52,621 --> 00:17:54,983
I hate that Jimmy ruined
that great show for you.
383
00:17:55,018 --> 00:17:56,212
That sucks.
384
00:17:56,247 --> 00:17:58,458
I just thought we were
getting to a new place.
385
00:17:58,493 --> 00:18:00,642
He sees me with a girlfriend,
386
00:18:00,677 --> 00:18:02,594
a job, a new passion...
387
00:18:02,629 --> 00:18:06,641
But... clearly I was wrong.
388
00:18:06,676 --> 00:18:07,724
He still just thinks of me
389
00:18:07,759 --> 00:18:11,184
as a freeloading veteran
with perfect features.
390
00:18:11,219 --> 00:18:13,113
Hey, you need to concentrate on you.
391
00:18:13,165 --> 00:18:14,881
On what's next for Edgar.
392
00:18:16,578 --> 00:18:20,020
And I hope whatever's next
for Edgar has me in it.
393
00:18:21,784 --> 00:18:23,262
Hey, I have to go look
at this new apartment.
394
00:18:23,297 --> 00:18:25,125
You want to come with me
and then go to the diner?
395
00:18:25,160 --> 00:18:26,368
Yes.
396
00:18:26,431 --> 00:18:28,927
Have you ever dipped
fries into a milkshake?
397
00:18:28,995 --> 00:18:29,713
Sounds weird.
398
00:18:29,767 --> 00:18:31,169
Oh...
399
00:18:35,530 --> 00:18:38,115
_
400
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:41,331
_
401
00:18:41,366 --> 00:18:45,261
_
402
00:18:45,296 --> 00:18:51,722
_
403
00:18:51,757 --> 00:18:54,304
NINA: Mother (horn blares)!
404
00:18:54,385 --> 00:18:55,940
(car door opens)
405
00:19:06,748 --> 00:19:08,264
Hello.
406
00:19:11,209 --> 00:19:12,604
(car door opens)
407
00:19:12,748 --> 00:19:14,266
(door shuts, engine starts)
408
00:19:14,301 --> 00:19:16,301
(tires squeal)
409
00:19:33,409 --> 00:19:35,242
(sighs quietly)
410
00:19:50,605 --> 00:19:51,682
DOROTHY: The bedroom is small,
411
00:19:51,717 --> 00:19:53,472
but it's not like I'm going
to do CrossFit in there.
412
00:19:53,507 --> 00:19:56,434
And Edgar, there's a
little window in the closet.
413
00:19:56,469 --> 00:19:58,188
And I love the floors.
414
00:19:58,257 --> 00:19:59,670
Yuck to the kitchen,
415
00:19:59,758 --> 00:20:01,275
but it's got a view.
416
00:20:01,360 --> 00:20:03,228
I've never had a view before.
417
00:20:03,263 --> 00:20:05,831
Dang, I wish it was $400 less.
418
00:20:05,866 --> 00:20:07,336
You love it.
419
00:20:07,444 --> 00:20:08,478
I love it.
420
00:20:08,525 --> 00:20:09,567
Then you should live here.
421
00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:11,046
I can't afford it.
422
00:20:11,081 --> 00:20:12,704
At this point, it's just a fantasy.
423
00:20:12,767 --> 00:20:15,422
But maybe some day,
424
00:20:15,457 --> 00:20:18,532
if I pick up a few extra classes...
425
00:20:18,960 --> 00:20:20,693
We could split it.
426
00:20:23,465 --> 00:20:24,882
What are you talking about?
427
00:20:24,917 --> 00:20:27,435
What did you... what do
you think I'm talking about?
428
00:20:28,202 --> 00:20:30,619
Living together.
429
00:20:30,740 --> 00:20:33,407
But that's crazy.
430
00:20:33,828 --> 00:20:35,182
Right?
431
00:20:35,913 --> 00:20:37,924
You're serious?
432
00:20:40,452 --> 00:20:41,651
Could we get furniture
433
00:20:41,686 --> 00:20:44,434
that's not just trash from off the street?
434
00:20:44,781 --> 00:20:46,920
We could do that.
435
00:20:46,955 --> 00:20:49,350
So, for real? You want to do this?
436
00:20:50,860 --> 00:20:52,238
For real.
437
00:20:52,363 --> 00:20:55,012
You want to live with me!
438
00:20:55,047 --> 00:20:56,347
439
00:21:05,060 --> 00:21:07,591
I am a house built
440
00:21:07,643 --> 00:21:08,886
Out of twigs and
441
00:21:08,921 --> 00:21:16,698
Sto-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-ones
442
00:21:19,534 --> 00:21:20,786
I am a house...
443
00:21:20,842 --> 00:21:22,430
You stayed?
444
00:21:22,534 --> 00:21:24,401
Yeah.
445
00:21:26,513 --> 00:21:28,725
(crying): You stayed.
446
00:21:30,866 --> 00:21:33,784
(sobbing)
447
00:21:33,819 --> 00:21:36,419
But I got love to give
448
00:21:36,454 --> 00:21:40,307
And give and give and give
449
00:21:40,398 --> 00:21:43,266
And give and give
450
00:21:45,787 --> 00:21:48,291
I got love to give
451
00:21:48,349 --> 00:21:51,709
And give and give and give
452
00:21:51,775 --> 00:21:55,385
And give and give
453
00:21:56,892 --> 00:21:57,867
Farts.
454
00:21:57,902 --> 00:21:59,920
I am storm cloud
455
00:21:59,978 --> 00:22:02,249
But without a lightning bolt
456
00:22:02,284 --> 00:22:08,902
To help me see
my way-ay-ay-ay-ay
457
00:22:11,620 --> 00:22:14,182
I am a rain drop...
458
00:22:14,217 --> 00:22:19,217
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459
00:22:25,263 --> 00:22:27,766
...But I got love to give
460
00:22:27,816 --> 00:22:32,260
And give and give and give...
461
00:22:32,894 --> 00:22:34,727
(dog barks)
462
00:22:34,777 --> 00:22:39,327
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